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00:00:00Love is like toothpaste.
00:00:05Go ahead.
00:00:07Toothpaste.
00:00:09Love is like toothpaste.
00:00:11Have you ever watched a couple brushing their teeth together?
00:00:14It's more intimate than sex.
00:00:17Think about it.
00:00:19Toothpaste in their mouths.
00:00:21Foam dripping everywhere.
00:00:24No filters.
00:00:25Like this?
00:00:27What they're really saying is I'm not going anywhere.
00:00:32You sounded like a joker.
00:00:34Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere either.
00:00:37Love and toothpaste.
00:00:40Maybe.
00:00:41When the tooth is new, we handle it with care.
00:00:44We squeeze gently from the bottom.
00:00:47We also fold it from the bottom so that the shape doesn't get ruined.
00:00:50And then as time goes by, we just end up pressing and squeezing everywhere.
00:00:53Wherever we see toothpaste, we go for it.
00:00:56Poor tube. It's always lying around.
00:00:58It's crooked, crooked, crooked.
00:01:00You should just throw the damn thing out.
00:01:02Go buy a new one.
00:01:03But we don't.
00:01:04What if there's something left?
00:01:05It's always there.
00:01:07And if we put pressure on the right spot,
00:01:10the remaining paste...
00:01:12There's something here.
00:01:14Yes, there it is. There is something there.
00:01:16Here.
00:01:22Give me your hand, photographer.
00:01:27Here.
00:01:34I'm marrying him.
00:01:38He's pregnant.
00:01:40That's why.
00:01:41You said it yourself.
00:01:44It's time to move on.
00:01:47Since when did you start listening to me?
00:01:50Why are you throwing away the keys?
00:01:53This isn't my house anymore.
00:01:57This will always be your house, Rosy.
00:02:03Then why did you remove the curtains?
00:02:07Why did you change the locks?
00:02:10I didn't want to leave you, Rosy.
00:02:14That's why I'm leaving you.
00:02:17That's why I'm leaving you.
00:02:28I said,
00:02:30that's why I'm leaving you, Fawad.
00:02:34What the heck, Anirudh?
00:02:39Oh my God.
00:02:42I'm trying, Nora.
00:02:43I'm not a hacker.
00:02:44I'm trying, Nora.
00:02:45I'm not a hacker.
00:02:47I'm so soaked in the rain.
00:02:51Your Salman Khan must have had a cold too.
00:02:54Have you ever seen Salman Khan scream?
00:03:03Don't touch me.
00:03:05I just had a cold.
00:03:07You can't touch me.
00:03:08I'm a ghost.
00:03:09How can you touch a ghost?
00:03:10Don't you get it?
00:03:12I see.
00:03:13You're a ghost, alright.
00:03:15You didn't even read the script.
00:03:17Why am I wasting my time with you?
00:03:19I've told you ten times,
00:03:20Rosy is dead.
00:03:21She's just a ghost.
00:03:22She's a soul,
00:03:23flowing through the house.
00:03:26She's a ghost?
00:03:28Then why does she need a key?
00:03:29She can just come in like this.
00:03:35Hey, why are you making so much noise?
00:03:39You know, right?
00:03:40You know, right?
00:03:41How important this audition is for me.
00:03:45This could be my big break.
00:03:50I'm sorry.
00:03:51Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:03:58Fine.
00:04:01So badminton,
00:04:02line stoppers,
00:04:03notice boards.
00:04:04That's all people think of
00:04:06when we say cough.
00:04:08It's the most misunderstood product.
00:04:11Do you know?
00:04:12Half the life jackets of the world
00:04:13contain cough.
00:04:15Also,
00:04:16if you just spread a layer of
00:04:175mm cough
00:04:18between the floors of a building,
00:04:19you won't hear anything
00:04:20from above and below.
00:04:22Only 5mm cough?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:26Just 5mm cough
00:04:27is
00:04:28enough?
00:04:30It's how you use it, Nobu-san.
00:04:32If the EMI works out
00:04:33and
00:04:34we can figure out
00:04:35the down payment...
00:04:38What?
00:04:39Sorry, I can't hear you.
00:04:43We can think about it, Abek.
00:04:46We're definitely not going back
00:04:47to your New York apartment
00:04:48anytime soon.
00:04:50Coughs?
00:04:51Even that apartment is on rent.
00:04:53Buying a home is a
00:04:54serious commitment.
00:04:56We're not going back
00:04:57to your New York apartment
00:04:58anytime soon.
00:04:59Buying a home is a
00:05:00serious commitment.
00:05:02Why do you want to stay in Bombay
00:05:03your whole life?
00:05:04There's a whole world out there.
00:05:07Okay.
00:05:09Just imagine...
00:05:12We'll put black and white
00:05:13photos here
00:05:14of your favorite things.
00:05:18That famous staircase
00:05:19photo from the book.
00:05:21Your couch over there.
00:05:23And...
00:05:25What if we paint the walls blue?
00:05:27A blue wall?
00:05:28What are we, 12?
00:05:33Kaz, your Samundar is grey.
00:05:36Gutter-wala grey.
00:05:44Your Samundar destroys
00:05:45electric appliances.
00:05:58I like this house a lot.
00:06:04You've got a home.
00:06:09What?
00:06:11You mean I'm a house?
00:06:13I meant...
00:06:15wherever you are
00:06:17is home.
00:06:19What a rascal.
00:06:21I love your Tamil coffee.
00:06:25Mr. Sameer Broker
00:06:26will be back in five minutes.
00:06:29You know what I'm thinking?
00:06:31Cutting time?
00:06:32Uh-uh.
00:06:56Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:06:57I'm late.
00:07:01Happy anniversary, Ruzika.
00:07:06I didn't get the role.
00:07:08What do you mean?
00:07:10I told you right there.
00:07:11No callbacks.
00:07:12I didn't get a callback, okay?
00:07:14I fell off that stupid chair
00:07:15in the middle of the audition.
00:07:17So bloody humiliating.
00:07:19But what was the ghost doing
00:07:20on the chair?
00:07:23Sorry, sorry.
00:07:24Did you get hurt?
00:07:25Of course I did.
00:07:26Where?
00:07:27Let me see.
00:07:35Tishyum Paan Masala girl.
00:07:37I'll stay here forever.
00:07:40Everyone likes that ad.
00:07:42My favorite.
00:07:43Tishyum Paan Masala.
00:07:45Here comes the storm.
00:07:47Is this okay now?
00:07:52Listen.
00:07:53You can cancel the dinner reservation.
00:07:57That's what I was going to say.
00:07:59Let's buy some brinjals on the way.
00:08:02My Thakur's special recipe.
00:08:03I'll make brinjal posto for you.
00:08:05You'll eat brinjal at the university?
00:08:07Try it.
00:08:09Easy, easy, easy, easy.
00:08:12Does it hurt that much?
00:08:13Uh-huh.
00:08:15There's something broken.
00:08:17Do you want an X-ray?
00:08:22It's here.
00:08:24It's on my foot.
00:08:26Are you a fraud?
00:08:39Happy, happy anniversary, Mr. Anubhav.
00:08:56Thank you.
00:09:02Where did you get this?
00:09:03I got it from your email.
00:09:05From a college alumni group.
00:09:08It's such a beautiful song.
00:09:09I love it.
00:09:11You used to sing it so well.
00:09:21It's an old story, Nora.
00:09:22From another era.
00:09:26Hmm.
00:09:32What were you doing in my inbox?
00:09:35Why?
00:09:37Are you hiding something from me?
00:09:44Let's go find some brinjals.
00:09:57Hi.
00:09:59Hey.
00:10:26Hey.
00:10:45Vegan, right?
00:10:46No milk.
00:10:50Is milk a problem?
00:10:57Animal based products.
00:11:08There's milk in your face wash.
00:11:27Wait, wait.
00:11:35I'll get your garbage bag.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:26Okay.
00:12:45You didn't win the lottery last night either?
00:12:48It's auction.
00:12:50And he didn't even know?
00:12:51How would he know?
00:12:53It's been five years since you got married, Lata.
00:12:55So?
00:12:56He only cares about his lottery.
00:12:58He wins it every night.
00:13:00What else?
00:13:01I act a little too much.
00:13:04How would he know if you don't tell him?
00:13:09You know, 90% Indian women have never had a...
00:13:12They've never won a lottery.
00:13:14This is why.
00:13:15Because we never tell the men what we want.
00:13:20I can't do all this.
00:13:22What's the point of living in lies?
00:13:24A happier marriage?
00:13:29It's better than a fake lottery that we don't buy tickets.
00:13:33Done, Rama aunty.
00:13:45Aren't there any people in Cuba?
00:13:47Come with me.
00:13:49We'll go look for people together.
00:13:55Okay.
00:14:06Raise your chin.
00:14:08You don't even have internet in Cuba.
00:14:13No one will be able to find me.
00:14:16We'll be like lost souls in Cuba.
00:14:19Even Cuba has the internet now, madam.
00:14:22You won't even come to Gurgaon with me.
00:14:24Not Gurgaon, Gurgaon is near Delhi.
00:14:28You mean...
00:14:30Goregaon.
00:14:31Go...
00:14:33Re...
00:14:34Gaon.
00:14:35Will you come with me to Goregaon?
00:14:45I will just keep doing this.
00:14:47Yes.
00:14:50Anti-allergy meds are in the bedside drawer.
00:14:55Yes, 120 mg will do.
00:14:58Then take 180.
00:15:01You won't die.
00:15:03Bye.
00:15:16Bye.
00:15:39You are insecure because of allergy meds.
00:15:42You know that we only talk about these things now.
00:15:47Allergy meds,
00:15:49medium sized garbage bags,
00:15:51AC temperature.
00:15:56Please say something.
00:16:04Why are we looking at houses
00:16:06if you are still discussing the air conditioning with him?
00:16:08He just needed his meds.
00:16:10He doesn't remember anything.
00:16:12What do you want me to do, Kavs?
00:16:14I gave up my whole life in New York just to be near you.
00:16:18And now it's nearly two years and we're still...
00:16:21I just don't know how to tell him.
00:16:23We have spent half our lives together.
00:16:26You know you have to tell him sometime, right?
00:16:28I know, I know, I know.
00:16:32I have an appointment with the lawyer tomorrow.
00:16:34I have an appointment with the lawyer.
00:16:38I won't cancel it this time.
00:16:50And what will you tell mom, Dada?
00:16:53I can't imagine our lives without Kavu.
00:17:05Look Aradu, don't complicate this further.
00:17:08I just don't get you.
00:17:10You have everything.
00:17:12And still you had to go look for someone else.
00:17:15Come on, it has nothing to do with Nora.
00:17:17And anyway, you don't get married to share a house or a bedroom.
00:17:21Then just get it over with.
00:17:23Why are you wasting each other's time?
00:17:25I mean, she's still young.
00:17:27She can meet someone new, have a family, kids.
00:17:30You know she doesn't want kids.
00:17:31Should I talk to her?
00:17:36Her heart will break.
00:17:38It has already broken, Dada.
00:17:40She just doesn't know.
00:17:45It was a love marriage.
00:17:47Yes, we eloped from home and got married.
00:17:51Court marriage.
00:17:53A few years ago, Oni and I, we were happily married.
00:17:57Oni and I, we were happily married.
00:18:00Now we're just married.
00:18:02Why do you want a divorce?
00:18:05Kavya, you can talk openly.
00:18:08Everything is confidential here.
00:18:10I'm on your side.
00:18:12Okay?
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:17Did she do anything?
00:18:20I mean, any form of abuse?
00:18:23Abuse? No, never.
00:18:25Any affairs?
00:18:27Nothing. Oni is not like that.
00:18:31Kids?
00:18:34No, I didn't want kids.
00:18:36I even had an abortion.
00:18:38Is there someone else in your life?
00:18:44Kavya, whatever happened between us...
00:18:49She's your wife, Anirudh.
00:18:51It's not a one night stand.
00:18:53Show some respect.
00:18:58Kavya...
00:19:01How much?
00:19:07Now try it.
00:19:10No need for flowers. I'm doing it.
00:19:14Kavya, thank you.
00:19:16Thank you for the last 12 years.
00:19:23Kavya, thank you.
00:19:26Thank you for the last 15 years.
00:19:30We even dated for 3 years before marriage.
00:19:33Yeah, yeah, whatever. Go on.
00:19:36Kavya, it's not your fault.
00:19:38It's my fault.
00:19:41I fell in love with someone else by mistake.
00:19:51I made a mistake.
00:19:53I didn't mean that.
00:20:00Why didn't we meet last night?
00:20:02Where were you?
00:20:04In the office.
00:20:06It was 11 while I was working. I was very tired.
00:20:08Then I dropped Mabuskar at home and went to sleep.
00:20:11With him?
00:20:14Not with him, with her.
00:20:16I mean...
00:20:18Come on, married people don't have sex.
00:20:23This is crazy, Nora.
00:20:25Don't call me crazy.
00:20:27My life wasn't like this before I met you.
00:20:30Calling someone 10 times a day, that's not me.
00:20:35In the last 2 years, I've become a crazy wreck thanks to you.
00:20:38You did this to me.
00:20:49Wrong time of the morning.
00:20:51Wrong time of the month.
00:20:54A moment is not defined by a time of the month, Anirudh.
00:20:57He's just so bloody sexist.
00:21:02No, I didn't mean that.
00:21:04I'm...
00:21:06I'm 7 days late.
00:21:08I think... I think I'm pregnant.
00:21:11Shit!
00:21:13That's all you have to say?
00:21:17It's my yoga, right?
00:21:20Get out of the car.
00:21:22I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
00:21:25Get out of the car.
00:21:27Nora, seriously?
00:21:29Here?
00:21:30Go!
00:21:39Go find Anirudh.
00:21:41Tell her.
00:21:43Otherwise it's over between us.
00:21:51It's not a goodbye.
00:21:53It's a thank you.
00:22:20What?
00:22:26Anirudh doesn't know.
00:22:28I'll tell him when I see him.
00:22:30What doesn't he know?
00:22:32Okay, bye. He's here.
00:22:36Thadha passed away.
00:22:38This afternoon, in his sleep.
00:22:42Thadha?
00:22:44I mean...
00:22:47He's been Thadha since he was born.
00:22:50How old was he?
00:22:52God knows.
00:22:54Last year, he spent more on candles than on a birthday cake.
00:23:02Why did you bring the pill?
00:23:04This...
00:23:07Just like that.
00:23:11I'm leaving by tomorrow morning's flight.
00:23:14The cremation is in the evening.
00:23:16Karthik will reach by then.
00:23:18Karthik is coming too?
00:23:20How?
00:23:21He was Thadha's favourite, right?
00:23:27Are you okay?
00:23:32I don't know.
00:23:36Okay, I've told Lakshmi.
00:23:38She'll be back early from tomorrow.
00:23:40Just message her to eat.
00:23:46Your phone's ringing.
00:23:48No, it's fine.
00:23:51Bye.
00:23:54I'll come with you, Mooti.
00:23:57Why would you come?
00:24:00Family should be together at times like this.
00:24:04That's what I'm afraid of.
00:24:06My entire family will be together.
00:24:09Everybody, together.
00:24:13I'll leave now.
00:24:21Why are you coming?
00:24:23You're not anybody's favourite there.
00:24:27You're not either.
00:24:31It's his grandfather.
00:24:33They were very close.
00:24:34She was crying non-stop.
00:24:37Aunty, did you see my uncle?
00:24:42Nora, is this the time to tell her?
00:24:45His family has passed away.
00:24:50It's okay.
00:25:10Welcome!
00:25:14How are you?
00:25:16Is everything okay?
00:25:18Everything's okay.
00:25:19Everything's super.
00:25:22Did the police send your son?
00:25:24Stop it.
00:25:26But this car...
00:25:31It's been 12 years.
00:25:36I've put on some weight.
00:25:38But I'm still a hero material.
00:25:41I did a big wedding in Bombay.
00:25:43Full non-vegetarian.
00:25:45I didn't invite the police.
00:25:46They'll kill you too.
00:25:48Nobody showed me his photo.
00:25:51Sir, do you want to wear that birthday hat?
00:25:54Look ahead.
00:25:55No matter how much you don't care
00:26:01You don't know the reason of your heart
00:26:07You're someone else
00:26:10Who has been influenced by impatience
00:26:15Why didn't you come to the wedding?
00:26:19Uncle and aunty were having fun.
00:26:22Only on phone.
00:26:23Only on phone.
00:26:26Missing you too much.
00:26:53If you want to come, meet me on the way
00:26:57Don't say it in words, meet me while singing
00:27:03Uncle, your lamppost.
00:27:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:11Wait.
00:27:13Even if my heart is in pain
00:27:16And my ears are bleeding
00:27:18Even if the distance is less
00:27:21I'll still sit where you had hit the pot.
00:27:25Hey, I just touched it lightly.
00:27:28Stupid lamppost was like this from the start.
00:27:31It was a plate.
00:27:33Lampost was a plate, uncle.
00:27:35You both left the dead body of the scooter
00:27:37And ran away like a bullet.
00:27:39It was such a disaster.
00:27:41Everyone blasted Puli.
00:27:44What did Puli eat?
00:27:46I remember everything.
00:27:48Remember?
00:27:50That I had thought of
00:27:53Should I tell you?
00:27:55If I get the time
00:28:00Seeing you both, Puli is so happy.
00:28:03So happy.
00:28:05You guys used to chase me away after the wedding.
00:28:09I used to get angry.
00:28:11Hey, Puli.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:39What audacity.
00:28:40I guess the boy is coming for the first time.
00:28:44This is the boy that Kahu ran away with.
00:28:59Mother.
00:29:01Kahu.
00:29:05Kahu.
00:29:11Father.
00:29:13Thanks for coming.
00:29:16Good of you to come.
00:29:18Of course.
00:29:20I'm sorry for your loss, uncle.
00:29:23I mean, father.
00:29:29Uncle, father.
00:29:33Father, uncle.
00:29:37Father.
00:29:41How is Dada?
00:29:43Still dead?
00:29:45Yes.
00:29:47He was a good man.
00:29:49Even in his death, he gave us no trouble.
00:29:52No trouble at all.
00:29:56Honey.
00:29:58You want to freshen up and change?
00:30:00Come, come.
00:30:07Where is the fatso?
00:30:08Where is the fatso?
00:30:13He is here.
00:30:17Dada, can I see him?
00:30:24What news of Karthik?
00:30:26He is stuck in Frankfurt.
00:30:28His connecting flight is delayed.
00:30:30However long it takes, we'll have to wait for him.
00:30:33It's what Dada would have wanted.
00:30:39Kahu.
00:30:50Kahu, come here.
00:30:57Have you cried as yet?
00:31:00I really haven't had a moment alone, Sudhata.
00:31:09The whole family has been crying non-stop.
00:31:13I haven't.
00:31:15You have come.
00:31:17It's so good that you have come.
00:31:21His spirit is still hovering around.
00:31:24Waiting to land.
00:31:31This is the happiest I have seen Dada look.
00:31:34It's good to cry.
00:31:36It will come.
00:31:38When it happens, it's going to last for days.
00:31:42And you, you too must cry.
00:31:45And ask his forgiveness for running away with his granddaughter.
00:31:55Sudhata, Meera, Lalitha.
00:31:58Sudhata, Meera, Lalitha.
00:32:00Sudhata, Meera, Lalitha.
00:32:08Hello.
00:32:14I thought you were a singer or something.
00:32:17Didn't you have a band?
00:32:21Everyone has a band in college.
00:32:23Koolimuttam, Ramakrishnan, Surya.
00:32:26Ramakrishnan is a person.
00:32:27You can call me C.R. Surya.
00:32:33Okay, C.R. Surya.
00:32:35Where is the bathroom?
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:57What are you doing?
00:32:59I thought we are going to...
00:33:03What?
00:33:04Come on, get out.
00:33:08Come on.
00:33:21You had hidden the cow and the cow in a shady hotel in Elfenna.
00:33:26Then you bought a ticket to Bombay with stolen bikes.
00:33:30Who told you all this?
00:33:32You are cool man.
00:33:34You stole a bike.
00:33:36I didn't steal anything and it wasn't a bike, it was a scooter.
00:33:39How do you go from a man like that to...
00:33:42Somebody you seem to...
00:33:43Cork.
00:33:44It's cork with an R.
00:33:46R for rascal.
00:33:47Now keep quiet for a while.
00:34:00Kaku.
00:34:01Did you just relieve yourself in Tata's toilet?
00:34:04Yes.
00:34:26I am sorry for your loss.
00:34:28A bomb.
00:34:30Really.
00:34:35They still look at us like that.
00:34:41Okay, what are they talking about?
00:34:44That this rascal has come back with stolen goods.
00:34:50Am I stolen?
00:34:51Yes.
00:35:03If I had known from the beginning that after 10 years Anirudh would become so handsome,
00:35:08I would have never called him a cheap band member.
00:35:10He must look so good naked.
00:35:13He would have decorated my garden swing so much.
00:35:16I had heard Taigor's poem.
00:35:19Lying on a sunset orange cushion.
00:35:22Yes.
00:35:24All my friends dream about you day and night.
00:35:28Lying on a sunset orange cushion.
00:35:31I am not lying.
00:35:33I am not lying.
00:35:35I am not lying.
00:35:37I am not lying.
00:35:38Lying on a sunset orange cushion.
00:35:52I am not shameless Pundapara.
00:35:55What?
00:35:56Look at your shameless daughter.
00:35:58How she is laughing.
00:36:00She has come to her grandfather's funeral or some wedding.
00:36:04Your daughter means?
00:36:05I mean it's all your fault Savitri.
00:36:09You wouldn't have worn silk Smita nightie that night.
00:36:14Nothing would have happened.
00:36:16I had worn it. Who took it off?
00:36:17Who took it off?
00:36:34By the way, you wouldn't have taken me away.
00:36:37Your photo would have been here.
00:36:40Yes, I would have got some share of the house.
00:36:47All this is still there.
00:36:49Does it even work?
00:36:52I don't know.
00:37:18Shhh.
00:37:19Wake up.
00:37:23You still remember all the moves.
00:37:26Do you remember the video?
00:37:28Hero and heroine were dancing in the front.
00:37:29And there was a dry cow in the back.
00:37:31I know.
00:37:32Why cows?
00:37:35Such simpler times.
00:37:37Life was so easy.
00:37:41It would have been easy for you.
00:37:43I had to play hard to get out of that window.
00:37:46Why don't you change the frame?
00:37:55Isn't this bed too small?
00:37:57Have you changed it?
00:38:01No.
00:38:03The bed is the same.
00:38:06But I guess,
00:38:08we don't sleep on it.
00:38:15No, we don't.
00:38:46I'm sorry.
00:38:48I'm sorry.
00:38:50I'm sorry.
00:38:52I'm sorry.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:38:56I'm sorry.
00:38:58I'm sorry.
00:39:00I'm sorry.
00:39:02I'm sorry.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:08I'm sorry.
00:39:10I'm sorry.
00:39:12I'm sorry.
00:39:13I'm sorry.
00:39:18Cow,
00:39:20I've just come home.
00:39:22Please wait for a while.
00:39:25Fight later.
00:39:30Oh no.
00:39:31I'm here now.
00:39:34You never pick a side, Amma.
00:39:36You didn't come to the wedding.
00:39:38But you secretly sent your Kanjivaram saree.
00:39:41Why are you so scared of him?
00:39:46Cow,
00:39:47do you know what we were dealing with here?
00:39:50Your Appa is such a respected person in the society.
00:39:55Huh? So many questions.
00:40:00Your Appa really loves you, Cow.
00:40:02I'm telling you.
00:40:04You should have shown him once.
00:40:06You'll go to Karthik's house for Diwali,
00:40:07fly 18 hours straight every year.
00:40:09Every year.
00:40:11And come to my house once in 12 years.
00:40:13And it's a two-hour flight to Bombay, Amma.
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:17Did you ever invite him?
00:40:20You didn't say no either.
00:40:24Sometimes I really wish
00:40:26you both could see
00:40:28how similar you both are.
00:40:32Yes, Appa and Nana.
00:40:33Yes, Amma.
00:40:34No chance.
00:40:36And the director said
00:40:37when I fell off the chair
00:40:38he understood
00:40:39that I'm perfect for the role.
00:40:40He
00:40:41wanted that rawness.
00:40:42You know?
00:40:43I told you
00:40:44you'll get this role.
00:40:46Let's celebrate as soon as I come back.
00:40:47Okay?
00:40:49Hey.
00:40:50I just called to check how you were.
00:40:53You're always my daughter.
00:40:56What?
00:40:57Really.
00:40:58Always.
00:41:00Say it in English.
00:41:02You are always on my mind.
00:41:06Stop murdering Hindi.
00:41:09See?
00:41:10You're missing me too.
00:41:12Of course I miss you.
00:41:15You're always on my mind.
00:41:19What about the pregnancy test?
00:41:22Yeah, I got one.
00:41:24And then?
00:41:26I haven't taken the odd yet.
00:41:30Look, Nora.
00:41:32Whatever happens, I'm there.
00:41:33We'll handle it, okay?
00:41:35Oi, photographer.
00:41:37Oi, dentist.
00:41:39You think I'm stubborn?
00:41:41Stubborn means
00:41:44stubborn, right?
00:41:46Not bad.
00:41:47Full marks.
00:41:48I mean,
00:41:49nobody can tell you what to do, but
00:41:52stubborn?
00:41:54Never.
00:41:55I listen, right?
00:41:57Like, I'm open-minded, right?
00:41:59Sure, you listen.
00:42:01But then you go ahead and do exactly what you want.
00:42:04Otherwise,
00:42:06we'd have been on a beach in Cuba by now
00:42:08sipping on coconut rum.
00:42:10Really, Oni?
00:42:11Really?
00:42:13What will we do if it's positive?
00:42:15How will we handle it?
00:42:17And what if it's negative?
00:42:19What will we do then?
00:42:20If it's negative, then there's nothing we can do.
00:42:22Exactly.
00:42:23That's what I'm afraid of.
00:42:25We won't be able to do anything all our lives.
00:42:27We won't be able to do anything all our lives.
00:42:31You know,
00:42:32I don't like it here at all.
00:42:34You want me to come there?
00:42:36That's all that's left.
00:42:38I'll have a funeral with Dada too.
00:42:41Ah,
00:42:42let's have a drink.
00:42:44Is it enough?
00:42:55Cold, huh?
00:42:57At least,
00:42:58you two are still together.
00:43:01Happy to see that.
00:43:02What? Why?
00:43:04Fun.
00:43:05We thought this boy is a phase.
00:43:07Like when
00:43:08you boycotted him.
00:43:09Remember?
00:43:10You thought our marriage is a phase?
00:43:12Akka,
00:43:14when did you find out that
00:43:16he is the one?
00:43:17Old man, Lata.
00:43:18Hey,
00:43:19you broke off the ties with the entire family for him.
00:43:22And you don't even remember properly?
00:43:24Allah,
00:43:26I don't think he is a love at first sight type.
00:43:29Hey, CRS,
00:43:30I want to see you in a tuxedo sometime.
00:43:33Akka,
00:43:34let's go.
00:43:35I'll tell you my version.
00:43:37It was raining heavily.
00:43:39Kavya forcibly
00:43:41locked me in Tata's study room.
00:43:43What?
00:43:44Then,
00:43:45she climbed on Tata's mahogany study table.
00:43:47And suddenly,
00:43:48she threw all the books down.
00:43:51She put the stethoscope around my neck
00:43:52and started giving me signals.
00:43:53Like this.
00:43:55Like this?
00:43:56Obviously, he is joking.
00:44:00Okay,
00:44:01I'll tell you the real story.
00:44:03On the day of graduation,
00:44:04Dr. Kavya Ganesan picked me up.
00:44:07On Tata's scooter.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09Then you went to Elephanta Hotel,
00:44:10broke the lamp post,
00:44:11and sang a song.
00:44:12She was getting a scooter?
00:44:14Yes.
00:44:15And then we ordered beer and onion rings.
00:44:18When the last onion ring was left,
00:44:20she came to me.
00:44:21And,
00:44:22And?
00:44:26What do you think?
00:44:28She proposed to you?
00:44:29Obviously.
00:44:30What a badass!
00:44:33What did you do?
00:44:34I ate the ring
00:44:35with chilli sauce.
00:44:37What else did you do?
00:44:38Karthik's flight is landing at midnight.
00:44:41Anirudh, give it to me.
00:44:42Where are you going?
00:44:43Chittappa,
00:44:44for a story.
00:44:45On the day of graduation,
00:44:46Kavya became a doctor.
00:44:48Dentist.
00:44:49She is a dentist.
00:44:52Come.
00:45:02Do you know
00:45:03whose teeth Kavya cleaned last week?
00:45:06Whose?
00:45:07Mr. Amitabh Bachchan.
00:45:10India's most expensive dentist.
00:45:12Daya ji comes with him?
00:45:14What about Ash?
00:45:16Sir, teeth also needs cleaning.
00:45:19Rajinikanth?
00:45:20Rajinikanth doesn't need any dentist.
00:45:21He cleans his dad with dynamite.
00:45:29Putankursi Doraisamy Ramayya
00:45:31left for heaven at 2.47 pm.
00:45:34Heavenly abode, sir?
00:45:37Yes.
00:45:38Putankursi Doraisamy Ramayya
00:45:41left us for heavenly abode
00:45:42at 2.47 pm on Saturday afternoon.
00:45:46His medical legacy
00:45:47is being carried forward
00:45:48by his three sons,
00:45:49two daughters,
00:45:50and nine grandchildren.
00:45:53Specify it.
00:45:54Eight doctors and one dentist.
00:45:56Don't type that.
00:45:57Use common sense.
00:45:59Are you an idiot?
00:46:00So, no dentist?
00:46:02Yes, dentist.
00:46:03Kavu.
00:46:04Kavu, go and see
00:46:06if Sudhathai needs more coffee.
00:46:08How much more coffee does she want?
00:46:09Let her make her own coffee.
00:46:11I am not going anywhere.
00:46:12Patya,
00:46:13no respect for elders.
00:46:15What is this obsession with respect, Appa?
00:46:17There are other feelings other than respect.
00:46:19And running after respect
00:46:21doesn't leave a place for love in your heart.
00:46:23We are not disrespecting anyone.
00:46:25Excuse me.
00:46:26This is between me and my daughter.
00:46:28Actually, Kunju Vegum, sir.
00:46:30I can come back later.
00:46:31Where are you going?
00:46:32Sit down.
00:46:34Can I copy and paste
00:46:35my party's obituary?
00:46:37That too, nurse...
00:46:38He sells cocks.
00:46:39Why are you asking him?
00:46:40Why?
00:46:41There can't be any opinion of Oni.
00:46:43He is part of the family
00:46:44whether you like it or not.
00:46:45Savi,
00:46:46please tell your daughter
00:46:47that this is not the time and place to...
00:46:48Talk to me.
00:46:49I am standing in front of you.
00:46:50Lower your voice.
00:46:51I will not.
00:46:52Lower.
00:46:54Have you ever listened to me?
00:46:55This is why I shout.
00:46:57Stop it, both of you.
00:46:59In which house?
00:47:01I still can't understand
00:47:02how selfish you still are.
00:47:03Why has the whole family come here?
00:47:06For Tata?
00:47:07Kartik has been sitting
00:47:08at the Frankfurt airport for two days.
00:47:09For whom?
00:47:11For Tata?
00:47:14But congratulations.
00:47:15You somehow managed to make
00:47:17even this about yourself.
00:47:18Good.
00:47:20Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:47:21I have some arrangements to make.
00:47:24Sure, just walk away.
00:47:26What else can you do?
00:47:28Kau.
00:47:29Kau.
00:47:38Kau.
00:47:39Kau.
00:47:48Give me the keys.
00:47:51Kau,
00:47:52the building is going to shake.
00:47:54Be careful.
00:47:55What are you doing?
00:47:56You go ahead.
00:47:57Look ahead.
00:48:09What's wrong with the cock?
00:48:11Exactly.
00:48:12That's my sales pitch.
00:48:13Look,
00:48:14you can't drown the cock.
00:48:15You can't drown it.
00:48:17It's light but strong.
00:48:18Even if there's a storm,
00:48:20no matter how hard you try,
00:48:21it's impossible to drown it.
00:48:22But the material of the cock…
00:48:24Kauni, please.
00:48:28Look, Ganeshan, where are we going?
00:48:31Okay, fine.
00:48:33Let's go.
00:48:44Welcome home, Ganeshan.
00:48:59Thank God you came, Banerjee.
00:49:00It's been so many years,
00:49:01but Appa is still…
00:49:03I just don't get what…
00:49:04Let him go.
00:49:07He'll never change.
00:49:24For whatever it's worth,
00:49:25I'm proud of you, Ganeshan.
00:49:28Well, I'm proud of you too, Banerjee.
00:49:30Me?
00:49:33What did I do to deserve this?
00:49:35You survived.
00:49:37You need guts, Banerjee.
00:49:40You left your music.
00:49:41You left your dreams behind
00:49:42and supported your family.
00:49:44You got your sister married.
00:49:46You took care of Baba's business.
00:49:48I can't do all this.
00:49:51Baba did a lot for all of us.
00:49:54When he left all of a sudden…
00:49:55When he left all of a sudden,
00:49:58this stupid cork company was his legacy.
00:50:03You know, his name was on the board.
00:50:06Actually, this is what I know, Ganesh.
00:50:08I know how to handle things.
00:50:12Thank God.
00:50:15Thank you.
00:50:16You're welcome, sir.
00:50:18That doesn't sound romantic,
00:50:19but it's not nothing.
00:50:25You miss him a lot, don't you?
00:50:27If he was here today,
00:50:29he'd be very proud of you.
00:50:38Don't spoil the moment
00:50:40with a bad joke.
00:50:41Please.
00:50:43This time it was really good.
00:50:45You mean like a good bad joke?
00:50:56My head is spinning.
00:50:59You know, I forgot
00:51:00how much we used to laugh together.
00:51:03I forgot how easy it was to make you laugh.
00:51:15Put it in your pocket.
00:51:16Put it in your pocket, quick.
00:51:18You'll get better, right?
00:51:19You're 40 now.
00:51:20Hey, 38.
00:51:21Don't ruin my mood.
00:51:23Don't fight.
00:51:26We don't fight, Banerjee.
00:51:35There was a time when we used to fight over everything.
00:51:38First we fought with your family.
00:51:40Then we fought for the wedding.
00:51:41Correct.
00:51:42Then we fought for Bandra's house.
00:51:45We fought over every little thing.
00:51:48I don't even remember when our last fight was.
00:51:51Why don't we fight now?
00:51:55We don't fight because you're upset.
00:51:58Of course.
00:52:00We should fight.
00:52:02Fighting keeps relationships alive.
00:52:07We stopped talking.
00:52:08We stopped fighting.
00:52:09We stopped having sex.
00:52:23Banerjee.
00:52:25Banerjee.
00:52:33No, no, no.
00:52:35Your look is very dangerous.
00:52:37The last time you did this, we eloped and got married.
00:52:42What will we do now, Banerjee?
00:52:45What?
00:52:55Banerjee.
00:53:26Banerjee.
00:53:27Banerjee.
00:53:28Banerjee.
00:53:29Banerjee.
00:53:30Banerjee.
00:53:31Banerjee.
00:53:32Banerjee.
00:53:33Banerjee.
00:53:34Banerjee.
00:53:35Banerjee.
00:53:36Banerjee.
00:53:37Banerjee.
00:53:38Banerjee.
00:53:39Banerjee.
00:53:40Banerjee.
00:53:41Banerjee.
00:53:42Banerjee.
00:53:43Banerjee.
00:53:44Banerjee.
00:53:45Banerjee.
00:53:46Banerjee.
00:53:47Banerjee.
00:53:48Banerjee.
00:53:49Banerjee.
00:53:50Banerjee.
00:53:51Banerjee.
00:53:52Banerjee.
00:53:53Banerjee.
00:53:54Banerjee.
00:53:55Banerjee.
00:53:56Banerjee.
00:53:57Banerjee.
00:53:58Banerjee.
00:53:59Banerjee.
00:54:00Banerjee.
00:54:01Banerjee.
00:54:02Banerjee.
00:54:03Banerjee.
00:54:04Banerjee.
00:54:05Banerjee.
00:54:06Banerjee.
00:54:07Banerjee.
00:54:08Banerjee.
00:54:09Banerjee.
00:54:10Banerjee.
00:54:11Banerjee.
00:54:12Banerjee.
00:54:13Banerjee.
00:54:14Banerjee.
00:54:15Banerjee.
00:54:16Banerjee.
00:54:17Banerjee.
00:54:18Banerjee.
00:54:19Banerjee.
00:54:20Banerjee.
00:54:21Banerjee.
00:54:22Banerjee.
00:54:23Banerjee..
00:54:24One minute..
00:54:31Relax Ganeshan nobody will take that damn scooter of his.
00:54:33Fully he'll bring it, and..
00:54:36So you don't worry..
00:54:42Hmm?
00:54:46Shhh!!
00:54:47Ganesan, shhhh..
00:54:51They always show the full moon in the movies.
00:54:55Why is it only half in our fate?
00:54:58You know, Mr. Banerjee,
00:55:01when I was a kid,
00:55:02I used to think I was the moon's favourite.
00:55:09That's why he always kept an eye on me.
00:55:14You know, like...
00:55:17my...
00:55:19personal...
00:55:23personal spotlight.
00:55:28Mr. Banerjee,
00:55:29give it to me.
00:55:31Give it to me.
00:55:40Mr. Banerjee,
00:55:41what happened?
00:55:43What happened?
00:55:46Shh!
00:55:48Hands up!
00:55:49Don't shoot!
00:56:06Why are we sneaking into someone's house?
00:56:11Shh!
00:56:12Slow, slow, slow.
00:56:16Shh!
00:56:22Ganeshan,
00:56:24I feel like I'm coming from the main door.
00:56:28I feel like a son-in-law.
00:56:42What are you doing, Ganeshan?
00:56:44Shh!
00:56:45Someone will wake up.
00:56:48But all this is allowed now, right?
00:56:51What's allowed, Mr. Banerjee?
00:56:55Sleep.
00:56:59What's allowed?
00:57:08What happened?
00:57:16Dad?
00:57:17Kartik?
00:57:20Kabu?
00:57:22What's going on?
00:57:36Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mumbai's Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport.
00:57:41You may now use your mobile phones.
00:57:45For your safety,
00:57:46please fasten your seatbelts and
00:57:48fasten your seatbelts.
00:57:52I just landed.
00:57:56I know.
00:58:04Moni, relax.
00:58:05I'm not following you.
00:58:07I can hear the flight announcements.
00:58:11Of course.
00:58:15I'm just a little tired.
00:58:17Can we meet tomorrow?
00:58:21I've made fish for you.
00:58:25Can I eat it tomorrow, please?
00:58:28I just landed.
00:58:30The flight was really delayed.
00:58:34Can I meet you tomorrow?
00:58:39What about the test?
00:58:42It didn't fail.
00:58:45Okay.
00:59:15Should I make something today?
00:59:18You just want an excuse.
00:59:24I know only one vegan dish.
00:59:30I'll make rice.
00:59:42Coming up.
00:59:45My Thakur's famous recipe.
00:59:48Vegani Posto.
00:59:55You don't know the value of a pinch of Posto, Ganeshan.
00:59:58You'll miss it when I stop making it.
01:00:03Who misses brinjal?
01:00:15Drink?
01:00:36Drink?
01:00:38Bad idea.
01:00:45You know, the real secret of Posto lies in its timing.
01:00:50It's such a strange name, Posto.
01:00:53It's like someone saying come here in style.
01:00:57Posto.
01:01:02It sounds like a French name.
01:01:05Oh.
01:01:07Gourmet Chef Vanity.
01:01:11Cooking Aubergine.
01:01:16Ginger.
01:01:18Posto.
01:01:21Ginger.
01:01:24Posto.
01:01:45Posto.
01:02:01I'm hungry.
01:02:05Me too.