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00:00She has joined us in the audience break.
00:02She is the woman who often comes and says
00:05that her sons trouble her a lot. She has come again this time.
00:08Let's talk to her. Hello.
00:09No, he can't be your son.
00:12What has your son done now?
00:14Who?
00:15Him.
00:15Your sister.
00:18How did my sister come here?
00:20I told you, believe me, I didn't trouble the kids.
00:24I see.
00:24Do you know how many kids I have brought here?
00:26Many.
00:28I was wondering where I was going to spend my life.
00:31I saw a mountain.
00:33I think your sister's kids ate all the apples.
00:36No, I got married.
00:37You got married?
00:39Yes, I did.
00:39Very good.
00:41Very good.
00:41Uncle, please forgive your father.
00:48You know, Mr. Agha,
00:49the boys trouble me a lot.
00:50One is a wheeler and the other is a gambler.
00:52One plays a match.
00:53I was lost somewhere.
00:56No, no, no.
00:57I am a little out of place.
00:58I don't know anything.
01:01Aunt, how much time does it take to get married?
01:05Why should I tell you?
01:06You are a fool.
01:07I will tell you.
01:07By the way, aunt..
01:08Doesn't she look like a wheeler?
01:09Aunt, after marriage..
01:10I told your aunt to dye her hair.
01:14Your hair looks very nice.
01:15You have worn a very beautiful colour today.
01:17My brother likes this colour.
01:19I am interested to know where did you meet
01:23and is it a love marriage?
01:24No, it's not love.
01:25I remember it very well.
01:26No, no.
01:28We went to the market.
01:30Oh, I see.
01:31When one person comes, the market closes.
01:35Arun, you know that I am a man of my word.
01:37Okay.
01:38I am a man of my word.
01:39We didn't get married.
01:40We didn't get married.
01:42You must have brought your aunt to the market
01:43on the day of her wedding.
01:45You are right, uncle.
01:48How did it happen?
01:48Tell us.
01:50I went to the market.
01:51I had to buy a 100-rupee cell phone.
01:52I had bought a 100-rupee cell phone.
01:56I just asked God to keep it on my head.
01:59He put it on his head.
02:01I told him to take the responsibility.
02:04Wow!
02:05What a love story!
02:07This is amazing!
02:08Now you can use a gun like this.
02:12I know what I am talking about.
02:13Who is your brother?
02:15He is your brother.
02:17He is my brother.
02:18He is my brother because of the bullet.
02:19He is my brother because of the bullet.
02:21He is not my brother.
02:22He is not my brother, uncle.
02:24This is my first love.
02:26He is talking about his aunt.
02:27He is talking about peanuts.
02:29No, Mr. Bharat.
02:31Mr. Bharat, don't say that.
02:32You don't know.
02:32I will teach you a lesson.
02:34What is his name?
02:36Farzand.
02:36Mr. Farzand.
02:37Then why do you need a son?
02:39You can have a husband too.
02:42He is a good man.
02:43What will he do with his face?
02:45He is the one who respects people.
02:46Why do you need a face with him?
02:48Mr. Mehra, do one thing.
02:50Look at his face.
02:51He is a fool.
02:53Mr. Haroon, she is very cunning.
02:56She is not cunning.
02:57Your mother is my mother-in-law.
03:00I mean to say that when she came into my life..
03:03Yes.
03:03..she took my receipt.
03:04I got Rs. 1,500 as my salary.
03:06Wow!
03:07What was your salary before?
03:08It was Rs. 1,500 before too.
03:10Then how did you spend Rs. 3,000?
03:12I spent Rs. 3,000 instead of Rs. 3,000.
03:13Because I didn't want to eat flatbreads.
03:14She said, you are married. Eat flatbreads.
03:16Then?
03:17No.
03:17I told her this.
03:18I said, Mr. Farzand.
03:19Yes.
03:19I want two flatbreads.
03:21Yes.
03:21She said, I want eight flatbreads.
03:24When you saw him for the first time..
03:26..did you hear any music or violence?
03:30No. When my mother-in-law saw him for the first time..
03:31..she said, uncle, take the car.
03:35Believe me, I go home after work.
03:37Hey!
03:38When he is married, I open the door.
03:40Then he runs after me.
03:42Okay. He answers.
03:43Believe me, I eat hot flatbreads.
03:46Wow!
03:46Hot and fluffy.
03:47Wow!
03:48Isn't it?
03:49When you eat flatbreads..
03:50..you get hot and fluffy water.
03:53Wow!
03:53Can you guess?
03:54Yes.
03:54Hot and fluffy.
03:55Yes.
03:56When you eat flatbreads..
03:57Yes.
03:58..you get hot and fluffy water.
04:00Uncle..
04:00When you are married, you have to fight with your in-laws.
04:06Tell me, how was your first life?
04:09And how do you feel after marriage?
04:11You told me that when you go home..
04:14..you get flatbreads with flatbreads.
04:15Look, Mr. Arun. I had a first life.
04:18I had to find a soap when I go home.
04:20Now I have found a new soap.
04:23It smells good.
04:24Yes.
04:24This is a cold bottle.
04:26Yes.
04:28Soap..
04:28You got a bottle from the soap.
04:30One day, you got a soap.
04:33Oh, God!
04:34Believe me..
04:36..there is no happiness for him.
04:38He is getting a moustache.
04:41Uncle..
04:42He is lying on the floor of the bottle.
04:44He is suffering.
04:46His moustache is missing.
04:48His moustache is missing.
04:50His mother-in-law makes him wear a moustache.
04:53Earlier, I used to go..
04:55..but I didn't have a bed or a bedding.
04:57I got tired.
04:58I don't know where I went and sat for a long time.
04:59Now, I have a clean bed..
05:02..a new sheet..
05:03..and a salad of potatoes and cabbage.
05:05Oh, God!
05:07And you have a pillow cover and a salad on it.
05:10Earlier, I used to sleep on the bed..
05:11And you used to sleep on the bed?
05:12Yes.
05:13You used to give him a blanket?
05:15Mr. Farzan, you are not in a good mood.
05:20Get yourself together. What has happened to you?
05:22Believe me, I pray..
05:25Me too.
05:25..that when she makes sweets after eating..
05:28Oh, God!
05:28..she puts a polish on her shoes.
05:35She puts a spoon on her shoes..
05:37Okay.
05:37..and socks on the sweets.
05:39Oh, God!
05:40Get yourself together.
05:41Aunt Haider eats sweets and she gets lazy.
05:45She puts a polish on her shoes..
05:47..so that she doesn't have to eat sweets.
05:49May God have mercy on her husband.
05:52I have a crown on my head.
05:53You will get thrashed if you keep this crown on your head.
05:57Mr. Arun.
05:58Yes.
05:59I used to drink a lot.
06:01I used to get tired after doing my duty.
06:04Oh, God!
06:05Believe me, I wanted to do something.
06:08Oh, God!
06:08I wanted to do something.
06:09I swear, I don't drink anymore.
06:13I don't drink anymore.
06:16And as far as your brother is concerned..
06:17..I have to get my wife protected.
06:19Okay.
06:20I have to protect her from the heat.
06:21I don't know how much money I have to spend on a towel.
06:24Uncle, tell us what do you like the most about her?
06:28Look, Arzu.
06:30I have never had a woman in my life.
06:32Never.
06:34When I saw her for the first time..
06:36..I thanked God that she is alive.
06:39For God's sake.
06:41Those who don't know, let me tell you..
06:44..that her son is caught with a motorcycle wheelie.
06:49He often falls and gets injured.
06:51He has shown his mother all the police stations.
06:53I have seen all of them in Lahore.
06:55Yes.
06:56I think he is one of the new ones.
06:58He is a gambler.
06:59Just like that.
07:00He gambles.
07:01He gambles.
07:01He flies kites.
07:02He flies kites.
07:03She used to go to people's houses and ask for money.
07:06She used to ask for money.
07:07I didn't ask for money for no reason.
07:09I didn't ask for money for no reason.
07:12She has a long beard.
07:13Look at this.
07:14Really?
07:15Yes.
07:16Wow.
07:17You have got this in the form of a face.
07:18No, I have a beard for a reason.
07:20What reason?
07:21He forgets.
07:22I told him to look at the beard and tell me..
07:24..that it is time to press it.
07:26She looks so beautiful.
07:28Oh, my!
07:29Believe me.
07:30I don't like it when they don't come to pick me up.
07:33It is not my cup of tea.
07:35It is not my cup of tea.
07:37It is my uncle's axle shop.
07:39Handless.
07:41They call him a shopkeeper.
07:43He buys four buckets of grains..
07:44..but he has no work.
07:45Have you gone mad?
07:46You don't know how much it costs.
07:47Tell me something.
07:49What if a dacoit came..
07:51..and you stopped him.
07:52And you made him a failure.
07:53The place where I work is small.
07:55Yes.
07:56But there I get a lot of work.
07:57How can a dacoit come there?
07:59A big dacoit has come to this shop.
08:01Really?
08:02Yes. He has robbed everyone.
08:03Where were you?
08:34I don't know.
08:35He's a good man.
08:36Just imagine, if he had a car like this,
08:39it would have looked like an elephant drinking water.
08:42Aunty, whatever it is, but if we look at your son's fate,
08:45he's a decent man.
08:46He's a very good man.
08:47He's a decent man.
08:48What can I do for my son?
08:49I don't even give him a penny.
08:51Oh.
08:51Look, he has a car and he doesn't even give me money.
08:55I feel bad for you.
08:56Why?
08:57Get a bumper from the back of the car.
08:59It's not a bumper, it's a life insurance.
09:02Aunty, when you wash his clothes,
09:04his arms must get tired.
09:05I don't wash his clothes.
09:07I don't wash his pants.
09:09It's not my cup of tea.
09:11Aunty, tell me, do you find any of his habits bad?
09:14No, I don't find any of his habits bad.
09:17I just find one bad.
09:18What?
09:18He goes to the office in the morning,
09:21wearing his guard uniform.
09:22Yes.
09:22He asks me, did you see my shoes, brother?
09:26It's not my cup of tea.
09:27Oh, aunty.
09:28She says, it's not her cup of tea.
09:30Even though your son has gone to the police station,
09:33to the army,
09:34he doesn't need to go to the police station.
09:38Aunty, do you have any in-laws?
09:40No.
09:40And any sisters-in-law?
09:42No, I don't have any sisters-in-law.
09:43Why?
09:44My mother-in-law passed away when I was born.
09:47Oh.
09:47Surprisingly.
09:50Aunty, I think he must be eating a lot.
09:54He must be making a lot of food.
09:55Doesn't your arm hurt?
09:56Why do you call me aunty?
09:59I've been married for a year now.
10:02That's right.
10:04But it's a genuine question.
10:05Doesn't your arm hurt
10:06after making such big rotis?
10:08No, I don't have to make anything.
10:09I don't make food for myself.
10:10I don't make food for anyone else.
10:12I can eat 100-200 rotis,
10:14but I can't eat a lot.
10:16Mr. Arun, what was life like before?
10:18Yes.
10:19Mr. Chhade Chand, you must have heard
10:21that the people of Ranna are cooking parathas
10:23and the fire of the chhade doesn't burn.
10:24The fire of the parathas doesn't burn.
10:26You never used to call me when you were sad.
10:28You never used to call me when you were sad.
10:30I never used to call you when I was sad.
10:32I used to call you when you were eating a lot of rotis.
10:36And I never used to call you when you were sad.
10:39Don't taunt your husband.
10:42You look like my sister.
10:43Trust me, my son.
10:44I'm so upset.
10:46I'm so happy.
10:48There's nothing to be upset about.
10:49I'm married. God forgive me.
10:52I'm married.
10:53Of course.
10:54Of course. There's nothing to be upset about.
10:56But my life will be happy.
10:57But I have a lot of complaints about him.
11:01When he cooks parathas, everyone says
11:03that he's like a donkey.
11:06I don't have any complaints.
11:07I just have a small request.
11:09What is it?
11:10When I'm at home, I always praise him
11:12that he looks handsome and cute.
11:15I also want him to call me
11:17when he says that I don't look good.
11:20Mr. Arun, I have a request.
11:21What?
11:22May God bless us with happiness.
11:23I want to go to my in-laws' wedding next month.
11:28You want God to bless you with a child.
11:31I don't want to get married.
11:34I'm tired of my children.
11:36I don't want to get married.
11:37No, ma'am. It suits you.
11:39She has resigned.
11:40Ma'am, why do you talk about yourself?
11:44Ma'am, he's not born yet.
11:46He hasn't eaten yet.
11:48Mr. Arun, I've got all the comforts of life.
11:51Wow.
11:51But I also want to go on a holiday.
11:54I want to hug my younger uncle.
11:56Yes.
11:57I want to go to my in-laws' wedding.
11:59I'm so nervous that I want to go to my in-laws' wedding
12:02and bring my in-laws back.
12:08You want to go to your in-laws' wedding?
12:10You're like a dustbin in the house.
12:14Listen, if your sister doesn't get married
12:16I'll break your hands.
12:17I'll keep her in my lap
12:19and tell her to go to her in-laws' wedding.
12:22Believe me, when they come back from work in the evening
12:25they give me fruits and other things.
12:29I say, they've brought it.
12:30They say, it's the owner's house.
12:34Ma'am, if nothing suits you
12:36then what does it really suit you?
12:38Arun, what can I do?
12:39Believe me.
12:40This is my life.
12:42I just want to hug my in-laws' wedding.
12:44I don't want to get hurt.
12:45I just want to live my life.
12:51Thank you.