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00:00He's the greatest, he's fantastic, wherever there is danger, he'll be there.
00:10Danger Mouse! Amazing! Danger Mouse! Astounding! Danger Mouse!
00:18Danger Mouse!
00:48Blind and with red eyes, now three red eyes and a red eye patch, reach your hidden garage and take the first elevator up to the headquarters.
00:59While I'm reporting to Colonel K, Lübcke, why don't you make us a cup of tea?
01:03Okay, boss. Would you like Dajeling or Krümel?
01:06Dajeling or Krümel? My goodness! Have you wasted your time with a shipping catalog again, or what do I see?
01:13I didn't touch a catalog, honestly!
01:15Do you want to prove to me that this stuff came in here by itself?
01:18Of course, that's how it was.
01:21And that, my dear, is just the beginning.
01:23I'm sure the extra-hot Javanese fire pot is to blame for that.
01:26My colleagues and I defend ourselves against being exploited and want to free ourselves from slavery.
01:33We're sorry that we're wanted and then thrown away again.
01:35We're always just pushed around.
01:38And pushed down.
01:39And starved.
01:41From now on, we're going to take part in everything.
01:44And let off steam freely.
01:46And we'll intervene on our own.
01:48Determine where it goes.
01:49And to what extent.
01:51I have to know what you have to say about it.
01:53I'd like to say right at the beginning.
01:55Ow, Lübcke, why are you kicking me?
01:57I just wanted to see if I was dreaming.
01:59Then kick yourself.
02:00But then it could be that I'm just dreaming that I'm kicking myself.
02:03Then just dream that we're running around the bed.
02:05Run already.
02:07At your command, boss.
02:09Oh, the elevator is blocked.
02:10Over the stairs, Lübcke.
02:16As soon as we're in the car, we'll contact Colonel K.
02:19But boss, maybe the car will also jump.
02:20It won't. It has an anti-mortar module built in.
02:24Let's see if Colonel K. knows what's going on here.
02:28Do you want to stop jumping on my desk right away?
02:31No, I'm sorry that you're cutting my arm every five minutes at every race.
02:35Doesn't look like Colonel K. knows what's going on here.
02:38Colonel!
02:39Oh, thank goodness.
02:41Everything's going crazy here.
02:42It's the same with us, sir.
02:44That looks like a revolution of technology from DM.
02:47At the Trafalgar Square, all devices are giving a presentation.
02:51Housekeeping devices, old man, unite!
02:53Shut up!
02:55I'll cut the cable for you.
02:58I bet you that the nasty Edsmolch has his fingers in there.
03:01I think his last defeat should still be stored in the bad guy detector.
03:06Let's switch to the frequency for nasty toads.
03:14Insane, there's something down there.
03:16Edsmolch is trying to escape from the headquarters with the robot.
03:19No, Lübcke, he wants to escape from the headquarters in front of the robot.
03:23He's trying to enter the door.
03:25Uncanny.
03:27Pronto! Pronto! Eso es! Eso es!
03:31Now that's what I'm talking about! That's Jastiletto!
03:33Oh, señor D!
03:34Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
03:37No movement.
03:39Against us.
03:40Then you were right, Mr. Stangermaus.
03:41Where is Edsmolch anyway?
03:43Oh, he's fighting like a Hercules.
03:45We'd rather go back to the city, Lübcke.
03:47No, you can't leave us. What should we do?
03:50Keep your fingers crossed and wish that the robot gets a fight before the door opens.
03:56Take his voice!
03:58And put an end to this nasty toad!
04:04Oh, my goodness, look at the crowd!
04:06Looks like there's a fair down there.
04:08Thank you, my friend, thank you!
04:11And now for our strategy.
04:13We have to show the people where to go!
04:16Lübcke, there's only one way to silence the thing.
04:20Pull out the cable.
04:21What cable, boss?
04:22The plug. Come with me.
04:23I knew this question was superfluous.
04:26I'm afraid that...
04:27Get him!
04:30Start!
04:31Put all people under the power!
04:33Okay, turn it on!
04:45I'm sorry, the line is interrupted.
04:47We'll get him!
04:51Help!
04:52Don't get upset, Lübcke.
04:54One more remark from you and I'll have to laugh.
04:56Hold the cable back, or your line is dead.
04:59Stop it! Stop it!
05:01Let him go, guys!
05:05Oh, Krümel, thank you, boss.
05:07But you've cooled down his hot wire.
05:10Hot wire, and you complain about my remarks.
05:13Now we'll see who's really behind it.
05:15But how, boss?
05:16Very simple.
05:17I choose 163, the Inland Intelligence.
05:24Oh, no!
05:25You've got a long line.
05:27Better than a short mind.
05:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
05:31It's a giant computer in the Megabrain test center.
05:34They're trying to subjugate the world with all technical devices.
05:37Oh, you scratchy Krümel!
05:38It's supposed to have 48 kilobytes of RAM.
05:41An endless opportunity to produce intelligence
05:43and get two cards for the endgame.
05:45Oh, no, no one has done that yet.
05:47There's only one way to find out if it's true.
05:49I know what's coming.
05:51Come with me!
05:55Come with me!
06:10There it is!
06:11I bet it's behind this armored door.
06:14I'll go get a can opener.
06:16No, Lübke.
06:18It looks like there's no handle, but there must be a lock somewhere.
06:21That's right. At least there's no handle.
06:24Shut up and go to the side.
06:26I'll push you up with my shoulder.
06:28Crazy idea, boss.
06:35A beggar!
06:37A beggar?
06:38You're well advised
06:40if you put yourself in the dust
06:42in front of my 500 megabyte floppy disk.
06:44How can I understand that?
06:45I hope you brought a RAM pack with you
06:48to sacrifice it for me.
06:49Well, not necessarily.
06:51I brought a cute little cheap assistant.
06:53I have to ask.
06:54Not accepted.
06:56What do you mean, not accepted?
06:58An illogical RAM figure with a 17-byte brain.
07:03Where are his subprograms?
07:05They're in the third cabinet on the right next to my sweater.
07:08Illogical!
07:09If you, my dear friend, are so keen on programs,
07:12then we brought you one.
07:14Is that right?
07:15Yes, that's right.
07:16Listen.
07:18I have to tell him.
07:19I have to tell him.
07:20I have to tell him.
07:21I am ready, my slaves,
07:23to listen to your program.
07:25Done.
07:26Ready to read.
07:28You know what I told you, Assistant Lübke.
07:30How's it going again?
07:31My dog has no nose.
07:33Your dog has no nose?
07:34What does he smell like, Danger Mouse?
07:36Terrible.
07:38Go on.
07:39That's all.
07:40Aha.
07:41I'll read it in my database.
07:48Illogical.
07:50Terrible.
07:51Your dog is stumbling.
07:54Illogical.
07:55Illogical.
07:56Illogical.
07:57Illogical.
07:58Illogical.
08:00Illogical.
08:01Come with me, Lübke.
08:02I think I'd rather smell him.
08:03What do you mean?
08:09Now I understand what you wanted to tell me.
08:12Hey, Baroni, the strike is over. We are saved.
08:21That must have been a mistake in the computer, Stiletto.
08:25Yes, senor.
08:27I wish me a bigger and better computer.
08:32Huh?
08:38Well, it could have gone worse, Baroni.
08:43Worse? You idiot!
08:45You could have wished for an airplane.
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09:48Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse