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00:00Ah, two weeks' vacation.
00:06Ah, there is nothing as pleasing to the grateful employee as his two weeks' vacation.
00:11With pay.
00:13Fishing at Fongelac, sunrise in the Rockies,
00:17basking on the beach, dude ranching, golfing, boating,
00:21and hunting in the Northwoods.
00:23One minute to go. Packed and ready.
00:27Full swing.
00:38Ah, the open road.
00:48The open road beckons ever onward.
00:52Leading us to quaint, out-of-the-way places.
01:00Say, uh, can you fix this, um...
01:02Can I fix it, boy?
01:04Listen, Buster, what I know about fixing these buggies,
01:07the fella that was in here just the other day, the same model, fixed it in a jiffy.
01:10Needs a new carburetor, generator's shot, pistons loose-wiring,
01:14batteries busted, plugs break, cylinder's cracked there.
01:17Yep, looks like all you need's a new motor.
01:23Any time you need anything else fixed, just drop a vowel.
01:30Say, uh, how about this here tire...
01:47One meets such interesting people on one's travels.
01:50Give you a lift, mister?
01:52Hmm. No radio, no heater.
01:55Tire's thin, needs paint, old model.
01:58Uh, forget it.
02:04Ah, the lure of the open road.
02:08Ah!
02:18Pausing for a moment, basking in the sun.
02:22Ah!
02:27As we drink in the surrounding atmosphere.
02:31Ah! Ah!
02:37Ah!
02:43Ta-ta, trailer!
02:45A slight detour, and we are rewarded by a majestic view.
02:51As the setting sun dips below the blue horizon,
02:54the weary traveler seeks a place to rest.
03:08No vacancy, no vacancy, no vacancy, no vacancy.
03:12Ah! A vacancy!
03:18Hmm, it's empty.
03:23Hey!
03:29Hey!
03:31Hey!
03:33Hey!
03:35Hey!
03:43Hey! Hey, come back here!
03:45Wait for me!
03:47Hey!
03:51Come back!
03:57A haven of rest, a cozy cottage,
04:01with all the comforts of home.
04:06And one is quickly lulled to sleep by the gentle sounds of the night.
04:30I'm getting out of this here place!
04:35Ah, the pleasures of night drive.
04:42Passing cars gaily salute us on our way,
04:45with lights that gleam with crystal clearness.
05:06Ah!
05:09Hey, why don't you watch where you're...
05:11Yikes!
05:23Hmm, that's my car.
05:26Pull over to the side.
05:29And finally, the perfect haven for rest and relaxation,
05:33with good food and excellent service,
05:36and complete privacy.
06:04Hey, where's my baby?
06:08I tied your hair.
06:10Huh?
06:11I tied your hair.
06:13Really?
06:14No, I tied it on your face.
06:16I tied it on your eyes.
06:18I tied it on your hair.
06:19I tied it on your face.
06:20Your hair smells so bad.
06:21Let me scratch your nose.
06:24Here, it smells so bad.
06:26Hmm.
06:31I'm going to scratch your nose.
06:33I'm going to scratch your nose.
06:38Just a little bit.
06:41I'm going to scratch your nose.
06:54Sing a song.
06:56I love you because you're like me.
06:59I love you because you're like me.
07:02And we both love each other.
07:05When we're together, we smile.
07:09Sing a song.
07:11I love you because you're like me.
07:14I love you because you're like me.
07:17And we both love each other.
07:19When we're together, we smile.
07:21And we both love each other.
07:24Keep singing.
07:28I love you.
07:30I'm done.
07:33I'm done, too.
07:48I'm sorry.
07:53I'm sorry, he's busy.
07:59Let's play a game.
08:01Hmm, that's my car.
08:04Pull over to the side.
08:07And finally, the perfect haven for rest and relaxation,
08:11with good food and excellent service,
08:14and complete privacy.
08:32Mom, where's my son?
08:35Don't touch me, okay?
08:43Mom, where's my son?
08:46Let me tie your hair.
08:48Huh?
08:49Let me tie your hair.
08:50Really?
08:51No, let me tie your hair.
08:54Let me tie your hair.
08:56Your hair is too long.
08:59Let me tie your hair.
09:02Mom, I'm tired.
09:28The Northwoods.
09:30One minute to go.
09:31Packed and ready.
09:34Hold tight.
09:45Ah, the open road.
09:55The open road beckons
09:57ever onward.
10:03Leading us to quaint, out-of-the-way places.
10:07Say, uh, can you fix this, um...
10:09Can I fix it, boy?
10:11Listen, Buster, what I know about fixing these buggies,
10:14the fella that was in here just the other day,
10:16the same model, fixed it in a jiffy.
10:18Needs a new carburetor, generator shot,
10:20pistons loose-wiring, batteries busted,
10:22plugs break, cylinders cracked,
10:24yep, looks like one.
10:28A haven of rest.
10:30A cozy cottage
10:32with all the comforts of home.
10:39And one is quickly lulled to sleep
10:41by the gentle sounds of the night.
10:55I'm getting out of this here place.
10:59Ah, the pleasures of night drive.
11:06Passing cars gaily salute us on our way
11:09with lights that gleam with crystal clearness.
11:13Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?
11:18Why, why don't you pay attention to where they're...
11:22Stop wonderin' what's going on?
11:23Hey, man, pay attention to where they're going.
11:25Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?
11:42All you need's a new motor.
11:47Anytime you need anything else fixed, just drop a vowel.
11:53Well, say, how about this here, a tire?
12:11One meets such interesting people on one's travels.
12:14I'll give you a lift, mister.
12:16Hmm, no radio, no heater.
12:19Tire's thin, needs paint.
12:21Older model.
12:22Oh, forget it.
12:28Ah, the lure of the open road.
12:31Pausing for a moment, basking in the sun.
12:51As we drink in the surrounding atmosphere.
13:01Dot, dot, trailer.
13:08A slight detour, and we are rewarded by a majestic view.
13:14As the setting sun dips below the blue horizon, the weary traveler seeks a place to rest.
13:31No vacancy, no vacancy, no vacancy, no vacancy.
13:45Ah, a vacancy.
13:51Hmm, it's empty.
13:56Hey!
14:02Hey!
14:04Hey, come back here!
14:06Wait for me!
14:07Hey!
14:11Come back!