A three times divorced real estate tycoon, who thought he was through with love. Gets more then he bargained for when he | dG1fbllJNlhudmpVcUU
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00:00After three divorces, business tycoon Monty Peterson was through with love.
00:07I'm not your honey, or your baby, or your sweetie.
00:10The last time I had sex, I was arrested for assault with a dead weapon.
00:14But on a trip to Utah, he bought more ...
00:17Who do I make the check out to?
00:19... than he bargained for.
00:21The estate consists of the mountain property and your three new wives.
00:24New wives?
00:25I think I just found religion, you know?
00:31I do.
00:32I do.
00:33I do.
00:34I do.
00:35Oh, you have no idea what I want to do.
00:36Maybe we should talk first, you know, get to know each other.
00:41Now.
00:42I can't keep up with her.
00:44I'm envious of a stiff wind.
00:46His sex life ...
00:47I want you to marry my sister.
00:49Marry your sister?
00:50I do.
00:51I do.
00:52... is on overdrive.
00:53Betsy?
00:54Who made your outfits?
00:55Betsy Ross?
00:56Well, we're going to do some shopping.
00:58Until a greedy banker ...
00:59This is for you.
01:01It's an eviction notice.
01:03... and a brutal gangster ...
01:04I'm a business man!
01:05Where's the troublemaker?
01:06... turn his merry marriage ...
01:07Oh, no!
01:08Whoa!
01:09... into honeymoon hell.
01:10Stand back!
01:11We're busting you out!
01:12It's a jailbreak!
01:13Holy silicone valve!
01:15Good work, girl.
01:16Yes!
01:17Nice booby trap.
01:18He's, uh, quite a character.
01:19Is he your husband?
01:20Yes.
01:21Tonight's our night.
01:22Let's go for the whole nine yards.
01:23Hey, let's be accurate.
01:24We'll go for the whole inch and a half.