Episode of MTV Exposed with Amy & Charity with Brandon & Michael, and Julia & Wendy with John & Bleka & Noah, dog by Julia.
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00:00I'm Amy, I'm 21. I'm Charity, I'm 23, and we're BFFs!
00:08Oh my God, I think I peed a little bit.
00:14Whenever Charity and I go to a club, she always protects me.
00:18That's right, boys, I'm the head f***ing blocker up in this joint. I ain't so f***ing...
00:24Today I'm going on a date with two guys, but at the end of the day, one of them's going home.
00:34What these guys don't know is that everything they say is getting run through lie detection software.
00:39I'll be in the surveillance truck telling Amy when those boys are lying.
00:43This technology takes a dater's audio and runs it through voice analysis software.
00:49Amy is wearing a tiny high-tech earpiece so she can hear me when I tell her if they're lying.
00:58You ready to do this?
01:00Girl, I was born ready!
01:19I'm Brandon, I'm 19, and I'm a clothing designer.
01:26I'm gonna win because chicks dig successful guys.
01:37I'm Michael, I'm 22, and I'm an intern at Last Call with Carson Daly.
01:49I'm gonna win because I'm cute, fun, and great in the sack.
01:55Really? Are you serious? Is that it?
01:58This guy's a chump.
01:59Hi, Brandon, you can't say hi to me, but hi, Brandon.
02:02Hi, Michael, you get my back, but I say hi.
02:06What's up, buddy, how you doing?
02:07How you doing, man?
02:08Brandon.
02:09Michael.
02:10I'm Cross, I'm a big jock, and my hand's down.
02:11You want some weights, maybe take a little jog on the beach, shirt's off?
02:15I do what I can to impress the ladies.
02:17Impress the ladies with that gut? Is that how you wanna wear it?
02:19How about that shirt you're wearing, Salvation Army Special?
02:22Something like that, you know, I'm an entrepreneur, I actually made it myself, I'm in a garage.
02:25Entrepreneur? Does that mean you don't have a job?
02:32Sharity, can you hear me?
02:34Yes, oh my God, I can hear you, girl!
02:36Oh my God, oh my God, this is so cool!
02:38Alright, tell me, are these guys sexy?
02:40They're both tall and hot!
02:43I just want a piece of them!
02:45I just want some of that!
02:50Hi there!
02:51Nice legs, beautiful.
02:53How you doing?
02:54Good, how are you?
02:55Good, I'm Brandon.
02:56Hi, I'm Amy.
02:57Nice to meet you.
02:58I'm Michael.
02:59Hi, Amy.
03:00So, how old are you guys?
03:0119.
03:02Alright.
03:0322.
03:04Cool, who are you guys to?
03:05I'm my own clothing company, actually.
03:06That's true!
03:07Ooh, I like that.
03:09And how about you?
03:10I work for Last Call of Carson Daly.
03:12Nice, true!
03:14So guys, do you like what you've seen?
03:16Absolutely gorgeous!
03:18Well, now I want to get to know you guys a lot better.
03:20And I love some real Texas barbecue, so let's go chow down.
03:24I'll ask you guys some questions.
03:33Girl, you better save me some ribs!
03:36Get in my belly!
03:39Get in my belly!
03:42Let's get to the good stuff!
03:44Brandon, have you ever tried to make an ex jealous with another girl?
03:48No, never.
03:49It's rude.
03:50Unacceptable.
03:52Brandon's lying!
03:54What about you, Michael?
03:56If it's over, it's over.
03:57You know, I'll go after another girl, and if that's going to make you jealous, then I'm sorry.
04:01Girl, that's true!
04:03Michael, if you and I had plans on a Saturday night, but your friends called you and wanted to go to a party,
04:09would you ditch me to hang out with them?
04:11No, I'd invite you to the party.
04:13And then if you didn't want to go, we'd figure out something else to do.
04:16You're making me lie!
04:17Brandon, what about you?
04:19We already had plans. Why would I blow that off?
04:21Oh, he's getting sick and sick with the lies!
04:23I think porn is gross.
04:26Do you like it?
04:28I feel like a total loser if I do it, you know?
04:31It's just like, wow, you're a lonely guy.
04:33True that!
04:35Every now and then it's good.
04:37I'm kind of not into it.
04:40Stop lying to my girl!
04:42Do you own any videos?
04:44Um, One Night in Paris.
04:46Oh, you have that?
04:47Yes.
04:48It's pretty comical. It's not really like a porn.
04:50Boo!
04:51Boo!
04:52Boo!
04:53Boo!
04:54Brandon's just full of lies!
04:57Michael, what's your guilty pleasure?
05:00Michael, what is your guilty pleasure?
05:02I like to watch crazy anime.
05:05Do you watch it alone with a teddy bear?
05:07No, I usually watch it with some friends, you know?
05:10Usually girls.
05:11Oh, that's weak!
05:13Oh, Lord have mercy!
05:15That's true!
05:16Brandon, what is your guilty pleasure?
05:19Um, I love listening to the most ridiculous music as loud as possible.
05:24Right when I get out of the shower, just pretty much naked, dancing around.
05:28That's the truth!
05:29Like what kind of music?
05:31Past week it's been Fergie.
05:33That's true! That's true! That's true! That's true! That's true!
05:36Guys, it's time for the hot seat.
05:38So, Brandon, you're up first. Michael, I'll see you later.
05:41Is that a little large?
05:42Okay.
05:44Name three things you like about Filipinos.
05:48Name three things you like about Filipinos.
05:54Their food is excellent.
05:56Yeah!
05:57Their culture and their art.
06:00That's what I'm talking about.
06:01Have you ever taken a dump that was so big that you called your friends to come in and see it?
06:06Have you ever taken a dump so big that you called your friends in to look at it?
06:12Yes, in the earlier years, yes. Yes.
06:15Oh, yeah, I'm freaking naked!
06:17Would you go with a guy just to have a chance with me?
06:20Go with a guy?
06:24Stay tuned for more MTV Exposed.
06:28Would you go with a guy just to have a chance with me?
06:31Go with a guy?
06:33Brandon's getting nervous!
06:35Oh, no.
06:37I mean, okay, yes, maybe, yes, yes, take that back.
06:41Lies!
06:43Horses are my favorite animal. What is yours?
06:46I love elephants.
06:48Ooh, that's true!
06:50Give me your best imitation of an elephant.
06:53All right.
06:55I like the trunk.
06:57I think it's time for Seacrest to out.
06:59See you later, buddy.
07:01You're talking about animals. What is your favorite animal?
07:03Let's go ahead and say a dog, you know.
07:05Truth, girl!
07:07Give me your best imitation.
07:11You want some food? Is that what you're begging for?
07:15Have you ever thrown up a little bit in your mouth and choked it back down?
07:20Yes, I have. It's absolutely disgusting.
07:24It's never gone from food to puke. I see.
07:26That's the truth.
07:28Have you ever given yourself an enema?
07:31Oh, my goodness!
07:33I have.
07:35I have.
07:37I have.
07:39I have.
07:41Have you ever given yourself an enema?
07:44Oh, my God! No!
07:48Tell me your biggest phobia.
07:50I'd have to say the unknown, like I like sailing a lot and going out in the ocean.
07:54But once I look down and there's nothing there, you know, it's like...
07:57Scary?
07:58You get the jitters.
07:59True!
08:00Do you have a wandering eye?
08:01I'm not afraid to admit if a girl's attracted, even to a girlfriend, you know.
08:05That sucks, but it's true.
08:07What's the weirdest thing about your body?
08:10I've had a lot of sports injuries, so some of my joints crack, and it's kind of gross.
08:14Yeah, let me hear it.
08:16Oh, that is so gross.
08:18Sound sexy?
08:20All right, Brandon, tell me what is the weirdest thing about your body.
08:23It's not really weird, but I have an incredibly large penis.
08:27Sure.
08:28Big fat lie! Fat lie!
08:31Girl, get in here! We need to dish!
08:33Brandon, Michael, you've both shared a lot with me today.
08:38But now I have something to tell you.
08:41My best friend, Charity, has been waiting in a surveillance truck all day,
08:45listening to everything you've said.
08:48But that's not all.
08:50Everything you've said has been run through lie detection software.
08:55Every time you've lied, she's been able to tell me through a tiny little earpiece.
09:00Whoa.
09:02Your horn! Your horn!
09:04So is there anything you want to come clean about?
09:07Brandon, have you ever tried to make an ex jealous with another girl?
09:11No, never. Not at all. I'm an honest man.
09:15Michael?
09:17If you and I had plans on a Saturday night,
09:20but your friends called you and wanted to go to a party,
09:22would you ditch me to hang out with them?
09:24No. If you didn't want to go, we'd figure out something else to do.
09:27I'm pretty straightforward. I think I've been honest to you, and I stand by it.
09:31Okay. Well, I'm going to head over to the surveillance truck,
09:33so you guys stay here, and I'll be right back with my decision.
09:36All right. Cool.
09:41What do I say to lie detection?
09:43Ouch. I don't know. That's interesting.
09:52Didn't see that one coming.
09:54I didn't even know they still used those things.
09:56Why'd you admit to, you know, listening to Fergie?
09:59Chicks love dancing like that, so that's pretty manly.
10:01How about you?
10:02I don't think I lied about anything, but I'm worried about it.
10:05You're crazy.
10:06I'm going to go outside and tell the guys my decision.
10:08Okay. Thanks, Scarlett.
10:14Michael and Brandon, I've checked with the lie detection software,
10:17and it's helped me make my decision.
10:19Brandon, according to the lie detection software,
10:22you lied when you said you'd never try to make an ex-girlfriend jealous.
10:26It's a little pathetic.
10:28Michael, what's troubling about you aren't the little lies,
10:31but the fact that you have a weekly girls' night and watch Grey's Anatomy?
10:35It's a little weird.
10:37Well, the person I'm going to choose is...
10:45Brandon.
10:52She thinks Grey's Anatomy is weird?
10:54She just picked a guy with frosted bangs.
10:57So why did you pick me?
10:59You know, instead of watching doctors operate, you know how to operate.
11:09I'm jealous, yo.
11:24I'm John, I'm 20, and I'm a comedian from Kansas.
11:30Girls love a guy with a sense of humor, so today I will be victorious.
11:40I'm Blake, I'm 23, and I'm a personal trainer.
11:46This girl's going to pick me because I'm a college grad with a model's body.
11:51What's up, punk?
11:53I ain't **** like you for breakfast.
11:55Me, John.
11:56You midget.
11:57Just the girls looking down on you?
11:59Hey, short and fun's better than big and dumb, right?
12:01I'd still kick your ass.
12:02We'll see how that works out for you.
12:04Hey, Wendy, can you hear me?
12:06Yeah, Julia, I got you.
12:07So what do these guys look like?
12:08So far, Noah likes both of these guys.
12:11Look, Noah, look, there's your mama.
12:16Hi.
12:17How you doing?
12:18I'm Julia.
12:19I'm John.
12:20Hi.
12:21Nice to meet you.
12:22I'm Blake.
12:23Nice to meet you.
12:24Cool.
12:25About how tall are you guys?
12:26About 5'7", on a good day.
12:27All right.
12:28That's a lie.
12:29He's full of it.
12:30What do you guys do for jobs?
12:31I'm a personal trainer.
12:32I work out in the gym.
12:33I bet he doesn't have very many clients.
12:35I'm an agent.
12:36Yeah, what kind of agent?
12:38So what kind of agent?
12:39Uh, film.
12:40Film.
12:41Okay, cool.
12:42Hi, I'm John.
12:43I like to lie.
12:44I love chocolate.
12:45I set up a chocolate fountain so we could go get to know each other a little bit better
12:48and eat some sweet treats.
12:49All right.
12:50Sounds great.
12:51Do you guys like fondue?
12:52I love it.
12:53I'm going to go with the banana here.
12:54Those are kind of big though.
12:55These are kind of big bananas.
12:56Poor banana didn't even stand a chance with John around.
12:57I don't think I can do it.
12:58You ready?
12:59Yeah, I'm ready.
13:00Aw.
13:01All right.
13:02Let's see what these guys got.
13:03Let's get to know them better.
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15:17Stay tuned for more Antifa Expo.
15:22John, what is the most scandalous thing you have ever done on a date that you would initially want to tell me about?
15:28I, uh, I do this weird thing.
15:32Uh-huh.
15:33I get paranoid about girls, you know, you can just meet for the first time, you know, you have kind of an intimate session.
15:38Usually it's like, before we start taking off clothes, I'm just like, wait, wait, hold on a second.
15:42And I just leave the room, and then I just run away.
15:44Oh, okay.
15:45Okay.
15:46Virgin alert.
15:47And, Blake, what about you?
15:48I'd say, like, I'm a little forward with a girl, being a little aggressive sometimes, and the first date.
15:53It may be creepy, but it is the truth.
15:55Okay.
15:56It's time for the hot seat.
15:57I would like to have a little alone time with each of you.
16:00Blake, why don't you sit in the hot seat first, and John, you can take a walk.
16:03All right.
16:04Good luck, Blake.
16:06I really hate it when guys don't pay attention to me when I talk.
16:08Do you listen to girls?
16:09Always.
16:10Always.
16:11Okay.
16:12That's good.
16:13Blake has the personality of an old, dry turd.
16:17So, have you ever had to fart when you were alone with a girl before, and you didn't do it because you were scared?
16:22Yes.
16:23Okay.
16:24That's true.
16:25Noah just farted on me.
16:26I'm not even kidding.
16:30Have you ever done it on accident?
16:31No.
16:32I hold it in.
16:33He's telling the truth.
16:34Now, if I didn't have boobs, would you still like me?
16:38Of course.
16:39Really?
16:40Boobs aren't that important to me.
16:41What a liar.
16:42So, if we were dating, and you had nose hair, and it bothered me, would you let me trim it?
16:45Yeah.
16:46A liar.
16:47All right, Blake, beat it.
16:48We got a girl, John.
16:50My turn.
16:51Let's play.
16:52You can wait.
16:54If my house was on fire, and my dog was inside, and I told you to go in and save him, would you?
16:59No?
17:00Wouldn't even try.
17:01No.
17:02I've had my stuff.
17:03I'd get you a new dog then.
17:04All right.
17:05Well, that's lovely.
17:06It's okay.
17:07I know.
17:08It's okay.
17:09John, have you ever kissed a guy?
17:10Yeah.
17:11I have, actually.
17:12True.
17:13It was an accident.
17:14I didn't enjoy it or nothing.
17:15It was dark.
17:16Mm-hmm.
17:17Mm-hmm.
17:18Since you're a comedian, could you do an impression of Blake for me?
17:23So, what's your sign?
17:26I work out, like, six times a day.
17:28Thank you.
17:29You want to see that?
17:30I'm going to take off my shirt.
17:31It's pretty right on.
17:32It's pretty good.
17:33It's still built.
17:34Yeah.
17:35No, it's fine.
17:36John, what's your favorite word?
17:37I'm going to go sweet.
17:38Sweet, huh?
17:39Yeah.
17:40Edward.
17:41Hey, buddy.
17:42Blake, what's your favorite word?
17:43Awesome.
17:44Wow.
17:45This is an embarrassment.
17:46Julia, get in here.
17:47No one misses you.
17:48You guys have given me a lot of information today, and now I have something to tell you.
17:53My sister, Wendy, has been in a surveillance truck listening to everything you guys say.
17:59And everything you've said has been run through lie detection software.
18:03Really?
18:04Oh, wow.
18:06And my sister tells me every time you guys lie.
18:08So, John, is there anything you want to come clean about?
18:11About how tall are you guys?
18:13About 5'7", on a good day.
18:14What do you guys do for jobs?
18:16I'm an agent.
18:17I'm not really an agent.
18:19Yeah.
18:20I'm not really 5'7", either.
18:21Okay.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Close.
18:24All right.
18:25Okay.
18:26And Blake, how about you?
18:27Have you ever had a one-night stand?
18:28No.
18:29No?
18:30No.
18:31Anything?
18:32Yeah.
18:33Unfortunately, I've never had a one-night stand before.
18:34All right.
18:35Well, I'm going to go meet up with my sister now.
18:37So, you guys sit tight, and I'll come back with a decision for you.
18:46Dude, I can't believe there was a lie detector there.
18:48I know.
18:49I don't even remember half the questions he asked, though.
18:50I don't remember what I told the truth or lied about.
18:54Dude, I can't believe he said you were an agent.
18:56Hey, girls like that kind of thing.
18:58That is true.
18:59He said you lied about your one-night stand.
19:01There was a couple of them.
19:03Can't you ask me about the little dog, too?
19:04I hate little dogs.
19:06He's annoying me.
19:08Shut up.
19:09Okay, I've got to go tell him my decision.
19:11Come on, Noah.
19:12All right.
19:16Hey, guys.
19:17Hey.
19:18This is Noah.
19:19Hey, Noah.
19:20I've made my decision.
19:21I'm having doubts that either one of you could love Noah the way I do.
19:27John, I can't believe you admitted that you wouldn't save Noah from a burning building.
19:31Blake, you lied when you said you would give him dental little kisses on his belly.
19:37The person I'm going home with is Noah.
19:43What the hell?
19:45You guys don't deserve us.
19:47Wow.
19:49All right.
19:50Noah, those losers weren't good enough for my little baby.
19:56Well, at least we got each other.
19:57True.
20:06Oh, my God.