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00:00:00The NFL should introduce CFL pre-snap motion rules to allow receivers to take running starts

00:00:05Not only when it opened up the game

00:00:06But it would inevitably take us one step closer to having a football savant come in with rugby like plays

00:00:10That would change the game forever

00:00:12Okay

00:00:12I like to imagine a qb and shotgun with two backs plus tight ends and rbs on either side of him

00:00:17Able to run in either direction go lateral madness

00:00:20Wait, I don't I can't imagine what he just said. I don't even understand also

00:00:23I I think in the cfl you only can have one guy right you can have one guy and I think he gets like five yards

00:00:30You can't imagine it. You just can't imagine it. No, have you ever watched a cfl game?

00:00:35I'm sure i'm trying

00:00:41On today's part of my take we're in lake tahoe for chill week

00:00:46And we have an awesome interview with david wells coming. We interviewed him this morning. It was great

00:00:53We're going to talk about chill week. We've got hot seat cool throne

00:00:57We're gonna do the mount rushmore of worst places

00:01:00To have to shit or situations to shit or situations you find yourself in that you have to take a poop like gwyneth paltrow's house

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00:01:10Diarrhea diarrhea. Yes, that is true. Uh, and then we're gonna do part of your take great show is chill week

00:01:15We're also gonna explain chill week because I did a bad job that didn't never we never really told anyone

00:01:19What we were actually doing. I was actually remarkably chill of you. That was chilling me

00:01:23It is unchill of of a listener who complained. Well, it wasn't a complaint. It was shout out fsu brando

00:01:28He was like hey wood actually is chill week and I was like good point never fucking said it

00:01:32It's a fair point. But also if if you're chill, then you know, yeah, that's true. Uh

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00:03:12Today is wednesday july 10th and welcome to chill week I notice

00:03:19What's up with your guys hats?

00:03:21Is that not chill?

00:03:23Might want to turn it around if you want to be chill

00:03:25Colin coward would hate this week. I don't know. I don't know. Come on. We can't have three back. Come on go do it

00:03:32Yeah, what if I just that's chill? Yeah, look at hank cracking open of course. All right, so we're in tahoe

00:03:38We did a terrible job of explaining chill week

00:03:40There's probably some awls are like does this mean grit week's gone? No grit week is still coming first week of august

00:03:46Uh, this is chill week an idea that we've been tossing around

00:03:51For a few years in that we see this golf tournament that happens in tahoe every single year. It's uh,

00:03:58Seems awesome american century championship

00:04:01And we're like we should go out there and chill and interview some people

00:04:06And finally this year

00:04:09We got our ducks in a row and we're like, hey, let's go do it

00:04:13So we're out here shout out the people from american century, uh,

00:04:17Championship they were accommodating. They have been accommodating

00:04:20They're letting us do interviews at the clubhouse this week and we're in tahoe and videos and videos

00:04:26We're in tahoe. We're chilling. We played we went wakeboarding video will come out

00:04:30We went frisbee golfing video will come out really good at both. Yeah, and we're just

00:04:35We're just having a chill week. It is very chill. I like it out here. It's a very chill town. Lake tahoe's great

00:04:41Uh, amazing. Thanks approval in love with it

00:04:44It's one of the premier destination spots for vacations as told by hank lockwood

00:04:49um

00:04:49It's a good place to get a bunch of interviews too

00:04:51Because there's a bunch of really big name players out here and the good thing is I think I think people are more

00:04:57Ready to talk to you when they get off the golf course. Yeah, they're like ready to go

00:05:00Oh, I mean david wells was incredible today. He had stories for days. But yeah, it's uh

00:05:05I mean, yeah, we're working a lot during chill week

00:05:06but we love our job like I had I had a moment coming back from frisbee golf today was like

00:05:11Today rocked we just hung out with the boys all day

00:05:14This is our went on a boat did an interview played some frisbee golf

00:05:19Vibes were high. This is our phase me. Yeah, that's right. We're getting ready for camp. We're just chilling out

00:05:24Yeah, hank did say that like two hours into uh today. He was like

00:05:29Yeah, I think I like lake tahoe. It's like oh no shit, dude

00:05:32Yeah, it's really it's where everyone goes in vacations. It's a beautiful beautiful place. It's really good

00:05:38Is there is there like a uh bigger discrepancy in terms of swank level for an airport that you have to fly into like a

00:05:44City that you have to fly into to get to the destination that you end up at because you have to fly into reno

00:05:49To get here. Yeah, and I wouldn't say that reno like reno is a fun town

00:05:53But it's also like if you're laying low if you're ducking some charges reno is a pretty good spot to go. No 9-1-1

00:05:58Yes, but you have to fly in there to get to lake tahoe

00:06:01So you get like a taste of grit when you land and then the destination is really chill

00:06:05Yeah, probably the biggest discrepancy in terms of cities with that and we're just chilling. I don't I mean like this is uh

00:06:10We have a couple more days here, but if it's anything like today

00:06:14Sign me up for more. Uh, I I think that actually the boys behind the camera have a much chiller week than we do

00:06:20Because they're in margaritaville. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's the chillest place

00:06:24I'm a little upset. I'm not in margaritaville this week. They are they are also just shoot video. We were

00:06:30Wait, yeah, we play first. Yeah, they they and they also we're gonna finish this podcast and they're gonna work all night

00:06:36Um, and then we have an interview at 8 a.m. But yeah

00:06:39They're chilling but margaritaville if I could trade places with them

00:06:41I would you know what if I learned if I knew how to edit I would edit for you guys today

00:06:45That's how chill I am

00:06:47That is hey, uh, so we should talk about what whatever's going on in the sports world. You know, it's not chill

00:06:54Mike gundy mike gundy had

00:06:56Mike gundy, he double dipped into it today. Yeah, so so the story is, uh, ollie gordon the

00:07:02incredible running back for oklahoma state

00:07:05Uh got a dui

00:07:06Uh, what is like a month ago or so?

00:07:08Mike gundy was big or sorry. I was about to say. Oh, it's big 12 still I got confused big 12 media day

00:07:15mike gundy, uh said I looked it up on my phone talking about ollie gordon's dui looked it up on my phone

00:07:21What would be the legal limit two or three beers or four i'm not justifying what ollie did i'm telling you

00:07:28Uh, what decision I made? Well, I thought i've probably done that a thousand times in my life. Yeah

00:07:33He said that he is that he has been over the legal limit of uh, driving

00:07:38Over a thousand times in his life. You know how old he is

00:07:41This made me feel old because when I think oh, yeah, I still remember the i'm a man

00:07:44I'm 40 mike gundy's 56 now. Yeah, so I did the math. So that's 35 years, right?

00:07:50That means that oh wait

00:07:5235 years since you're 21. Okay. Well

00:07:5538 years. Yeah, he's he's claimed to have over a thousand duis

00:07:59All right, so he probably wasn't following the law. This would be like 32 times a year

00:08:03Is what we're looking at mike gundy driving drunk 32 times a year

00:08:06Wouldn't I mean it wouldn't shock me?

00:08:08I was trying to figure out what exactly his point was and it like he could have just said hey

00:08:15And and you know duis are not a laughing matter. It's like hey, he made a mistake

00:08:20Uh, he knows he fucked up. We're gonna we're gonna figure out a way to learn from this

00:08:24Instead he was just like yeah, dude. He had four beers. I do that all the time

00:08:28Yeah, mike gundy was like I think that the police need to be quit being pussies like come on

00:08:34It was a 0.10

00:08:35So yeah, he said he broke it down by weight

00:08:37Yeah, see how many beers that he had and then my favorite part of this was he said if there's any punishment

00:08:42I'm, probably gonna just give him the ball 50 times in the first game. Yeah, right. That'll show him

00:08:46I'm gonna give him extra carries. Yeah, I don't I mean

00:08:49Mike gundy, I guess

00:08:51I guess he's keeping the big 12 like I wouldn't have known big 12 media day was happening today

00:08:55If it weren't for mike gundy, so credit to you for the big 12 being in relevant today

00:09:01I don't think for the right reasons the commissioner also said he's not going to rest until the big 12 is the best conference in

00:09:06The country. Oh good luck. He's just never gonna sleep. He's never gonna sleep

00:09:10Well, they've had some good they've had some good runs, but they losing oklahoma and texas does not help

00:09:14Yeah best in the country. Yeah, I I think the new big 12 is going to be very very fun

00:09:18It's gonna be fun for sure. Yeah, and i'm also very excited because no one ever talks about

00:09:22Uh, you know all the college realignment is always football centric which I get because that's the the main motivator

00:09:29but like

00:09:30Arizona and kansas playing big 12 basketball is gonna rule that is gonna be good to watch

00:09:34Kind of things that you think about

00:09:36And like the like byu and and ucf

00:09:39I'm getting a nice rivalry going. I need some I need some reminders of who's joining the acc this year

00:09:45Uh stanford and cal that's right. Yeah smu

00:09:49And I think I got all of them. I think I got all of them. Yeah, that's gonna rock

00:09:54it is crazy looking at all like when they updated all the

00:09:57Rank or not rankings, but like if you go on espn.com and you look for your conference

00:10:03Like I did that for the big 10 and just seeing 18 teams. I was like, holy fucking shit

00:10:08Yeah, it's gonna be wild stanford and duke. That's gonna be good rivalry. Yeah. All right. So this is so let's see

00:10:13the acc

00:10:15How many teams will?

00:10:1717 total teams, so I must have missed some

00:10:20I gotta find a list of all these we should we should just do this as a quick

00:10:24recap 17 teams

00:10:26That's insane

00:10:28Yeah, I think yeah stanford cal smu

00:10:30um

00:10:32And then big 12 is I if we went down the list

00:10:36real quick

00:10:37I know ucf byu arizona

00:10:41Arizona state I forget who else joined the big 12. Utah

00:10:44Is

00:10:45Yeah, I think so. There's a lot of teams. Uh, so yeah, mike gundy way to go, dude

00:10:49Yeah, do you uh, no big deal a thousand times thousand times in his life. Uh, all right

00:10:53What else we got? Uh, the I have an update for us. Okay, so

00:10:57Remember kevin durant there was some speculation. Yeah on what was going on with him. He's he's unhappy

00:11:03Don't act like you're not interested in charlotte. The stingray that bitch is alive

00:11:08Uh, kevin durant is unhappy and requests a trade

00:11:12But he did well, I think he will oh he will I think oh, yeah unhappy we we've been talking to some league sources

00:11:19Yeah, the league sources are saying kevin durant have confirmed

00:11:22He is unhappy in his current situation and would like to play somewhere else

00:11:26Please credit part of my part of my take according to the sources. We talked to I also love the picture day

00:11:31Uh one mark few is a coach on team usa didn't realize that

00:11:35Uh, so he's gonna get a gold medal before he gets to a final four and two

00:11:40Kevin durant standing in the back row. The height truthers are back. I don't even think it's a height truthing anymore

00:11:46It's just kevin durant has always been seven feet. He just doesn't want to say it

00:11:49Yeah, yeah

00:11:49And then um, there was a picture of of the french team too

00:11:52And rudy was in the background with uh with wimby and he got on his tiptoes

00:11:56So he didn't look that much shorter than wimby smart move by him. Yeah, that is very smart move. Um,

00:12:02Oh cooper flag. I think cooper flag. Oh, oh, yeah in uh,

00:12:06Soccer you have a cooper flag. He might be a problem. We

00:12:10We were the first to say it. It's gonna years ago. It's gonna piss me off so much watching him dominate at duke

00:12:15Yeah, but they're they're not gonna still will like flame out

00:12:18He was like tanking this year is gonna be off the charts off the charts. Yeah as it should be

00:12:23Yeah, it's gonna rule and then and the pistons are gonna get the fifth pick. Yep. That's just gonna happen. But yeah cooper flag he was uh,

00:12:31He was showing out against team usa. That's gotta be like the coolest woman ever

00:12:34To be playing against all those guys and actually, you know be like I belong on this court

00:12:38You're hitting step backs over some of the best defensive players in the league. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's good

00:12:43Yeah, i'm gonna say it right now. He's good. Yeah. Uh, yeah span spain france played soccer

00:12:48You see that goal golazo

00:12:5016 year old yamal. Yeah

00:12:53Yama, I was talking soccer. That's it. That's all. Oh, uh, messy scored. Yeah, canada lost

00:12:59Yeah, spain beat canada spain beat canada. Yeah, that's exactly what happened in soccer

00:13:05Yep, I I wish we had I actually would have liked to watch the euros

00:13:08Um, but we were busy but yeah, it looked looked cool. Yeah, it was uh, it was actually spain france

00:13:14France got a goal which was nice

00:13:16So they they advanced all the way. I think this is the quarterfinals semi-finals semi-finals today

00:13:20So they advanced all the way the semis they scored one goal

00:13:24Uh, and I believe it was in the run of play today all their other goals were either own goals or uh pks

00:13:31Yeah, they had zero open goal. Uh, they had zero open goal goals for the entire tournament until today

00:13:36We got to get their coach

00:13:38Yeah, they just grit and grind. Yeah, just grit just grit. They're like iowa football of uh football

00:13:43Yeah, just never even try to score just get to get to pks or get tripped in the box

00:13:47Yep, and I was talking to soccer anything else

00:13:50going on in the sports world

00:13:52That we need to be aware of before we get to everything else we got

00:13:56I think that's pretty much it

00:13:58Let's just look I think that's sports for the day. Oh, I have a headline I could read for us

00:14:02You guys want me to read a headline real quick? Yeah, I have one for my hot seat cool throne

00:14:05But I don't know if I want to burn. Yeah, that's what i'm thinking too. Oh sports. Okay, uh, here's let's read a headline

00:14:11Man uses funnel to pour margarita down woman's butt restaurant outraged

00:14:15Why are they outraged? Uh, I think some people were outraged the restaurant rodeo mexican restaurant

00:14:22had to issue a

00:14:25letter

00:14:26That's that's bad news when you have to issue a letter as a restaurant. Um, I don't even know they like

00:14:32That when have you ever seen a restaurant be like here's a letter that we're informing everyone

00:14:36Are people complaining to the restaurant because somebody?

00:14:39Butt funneled a margarita. Yeah, that's not on the restaurant. Well, there was video of it

00:14:43They I guess I don't know maybe the vibes but as chill week like we should you could butt funnel anywhere you could charge double

00:14:49Yeah, uh the the rodeo mexican restaurant said dear valued customers

00:14:53Recently became aware of an inappropriate incident that took place in our restaurant

00:14:57We want to make it clear that such behavior is completely unacceptable

00:15:00Unacceptable and does not reflect our values or mission to provide a family-friendly

00:15:06You're a restaurant family-friendly dining experience

00:15:09Restaurant family-friendly dining experience

00:15:12We are taking this matter very seriously and are conducting a thorough investigation in collaboration with the authorities

00:15:18Any employees found to be involved will face appropriate action

00:15:21We are committed to maintain the highest standards and ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment for all our guests

00:15:28Thank you for understanding and continued support. Sincerely rodeo

00:15:31mexican restaurant that's

00:15:33What you're a restaurant? Yeah, and also that's putting an unreasonable

00:15:37Expectation on your server once the drink is served

00:15:40Do you then have to sit at the table to make sure they don't butt funnel it? Yeah, I don't know

00:15:44I did say rodeo. It's rodeo. Probably I was just thinking of rodeo drive rodeo would be classier rodeo

00:15:50They should read brand as rodeo

00:15:52Yeah, if it's rodeo then you go in there expecting to see some butthole as I was reading it

00:15:56I was like, this is definitely rodeo. What am I? Why am I saying it like this? Um, yeah, there's people were complaining

00:16:02uh

00:16:03This woman said i've enjoyed dining in your restaurant for many years celebrated many birthdays there enjoyed your margaritas. Uh-oh

00:16:10The one that went up the butt. I am far from a prude

00:16:14That's a classic prude thing. Yeah, no one has ever said that that wasn't approved

00:16:17But i've never been more disgusted in my life by the video of those people acting like animals in your restaurant

00:16:23I

00:16:24Strongly disagree. She wants to try some but also

00:16:26Let me see like could a dog butt funnel. I've watched a lot of nat geo

00:16:31I've never seen an animal butt funnel margarita could a gorilla butt funnel could a fucking tiger butt funnel

00:16:36They don't have the thumbs. No or the I mean, they don't have funnels

00:16:41Yes, i've seen the video and I know the name of the server in said video

00:16:44I've also watched the quality of food and service decline over the years that

00:16:47That feels fake

00:16:49That feels feels like you're piling on. It sounds like she's waiting for an excuse

00:16:53Yeah with this incident being the final straw i'll be taking my business elsewhere

00:16:58Damn the final straw actually went into that lady's butthole. Yeah

00:17:02That was it. That was literally that's the final straw. Yeah

00:17:06uh, and then one person or kate our our co-worker good friend kate left a review saying

00:17:12This place rules and I hope they don't let any drama bring them down and I vow to get there someday to enjoy many margs

00:17:18with my mouth

00:17:20Also liked at the restaurant. I was like we will be conducting a very thorough investigation just like watching the yeah

00:17:25The security camera on replay our standards. Yeah, or are we expect higher standards than butt funnels?

00:17:32There's going to be like, you know how in a menu it has that asterisk and it says, uh warning consuming undercooked poultry

00:17:38Or raw seafood. Yeah to salmonella. Yeah, just on the drink menu have an asterisk be like not to be inserted rectally

00:17:44And then you're covered. What else can you do?

00:17:46Just an x over any any funnels going into butts or you could just become the butt funnel friendly restaurant. Yeah

00:17:53That would probably do well

00:17:55We turned a blind eye to the brown eye our guy. Dana beers is has admitted to boofing. Oh, really?

00:18:00Yeah. Oh, yeah right up the pooper. Yeah, he boofed he did it. I think that's a bridge too far. Um, all right

00:18:06I'm looking right now. Yeah, there's not there's not many other headlines or anything going on. Tyler glasnow got hurt

00:18:11That's not even news. He gets hurt every year. Uh, I think brandon. Uh, you wants to leave the 49ers

00:18:16Oh, what would give you that idea?

00:18:17Uh, the fact that he keeps talking about wanting to leave the 49ers that probably would be spot on

00:18:22Yeah, he posted a a screenshot of him watching commander's film which concerns me a little bit because it's like how does

00:18:29How did he get that film probably from jayden daniels?

00:18:31Or just he had a drone that flew over practice, but it seems like he wants to leave

00:18:35I would accept brandon iuk on the commanders. Yeah, I think he's a good player. Did you see rg3? He was he he he was like

00:18:43Hey, this is a safe space all commanders fans. Do you want to bring back the old logo?

00:18:47Really well, they brought back the yellow pants. Yeah, yellow pants is a big deal. Got it big deal for people in dc

00:18:53We don't have a lot to really celebrate pants in the last 14 years. That's huge. That's a yellow. That's banner worthy

00:18:58No, I saw the yellow pants and I was like, okay, that's there we had two seasons where we were pretty good

00:19:02Yeah, that's huge. You gotta have you can pee in yellow pants. No one will ever know. That's a fact

00:19:07um, okay

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00:20:26Hot sees anyone that hasn't seen the new shirts wearing mountains are blue

00:20:29They got the mountains on i'm wearing that shirt on the boat

00:20:32On the lake with the mountains in the background so sick just felt right. Yes

00:20:36Some of our best shirts we've ever made make sure I didn't get my computer in that shot

00:20:39Um, my other hot seat is joe biden. Oh, why he seemed fine trump

00:20:45made a million dollar wager

00:20:48In an 18 hole golf match and he's gonna give him 20 strokes. Whoa, trump already won that exchange, right?

00:20:53That's what i'm saying

00:20:54Like if joe biden doesn't accept hot seat, no, but except he's gonna get smoked like no

00:20:59But 20 strokes if you accept the 20 stroke like I don't care who it is

00:21:03If anybody offered me 20 strokes and then I lost

00:21:07Like even if I even if I beat him

00:21:10By the technicality of only losing by 18 strokes. I'm still the loser. No, you got to beat him straight up

00:21:15Yeah with the 20 strokes and be like

00:21:17Throw those 20 strokes in the trash

00:21:19Yeah

00:21:19So by by even offering this to biden trump already won

00:21:23The way that biden could win back is if he says i'll do it, but it's got to be frisbee golf

00:21:27That'd be that'd be two guys just banging chains together. I think they would die if they had to call frisbee golf

00:21:32Definitely, you know what we should do. We should actually demand that they both do it that they both have to carry their bags

00:21:38But it's four rounds

00:21:40It's like a full four round tournament and then hope that they just both die on the course

00:21:44That would be over under one and a half broken hips. Yeah, i'd hammer the over no medics

00:21:49Yeah, just the two of them out of the course. Yep

00:21:52And then they they both die and then we're good

00:21:55Don't give them the rules. Yeah, then we then we don't have fucking let them let them bang some chains back to the drawing board

00:22:01Then we're good. Yeah, that's that's tough to 20 strokes

00:22:05because you can't

00:22:06Yeah, if you play that and you lose by 10, then trump's just gonna be like I want

00:22:09Yeah, that was the best part of the debate though where they were just talking about their golf game

00:22:13It's the most relatable. They asked them either of them ben. They asked him a question about like child care

00:22:18What are you gonna do about child care costs and then it just evolved into well, i'm a six handicap

00:22:22I'm an eight handicap. I beat your ass on the golf beat your ass. All right. All right jack play tomorrow

00:22:27All right, good hot seat speaking of golf my cool throne is keegan bradley. Yes rider cup snub

00:22:33The netflix we I only watched it recently

00:22:35But the the netflix full swing documentary showing the details of how hard he got snubbed and the boys club zach johnson

00:22:42spieth and justin thompson, uh, justin thomas

00:22:45Was crazy, I felt super bad for keegan and then today he got named captain

00:22:49He said he had no idea that that was even a possibility till he got the call being like hey

00:22:52You're gonna be captain. Yeah, this is crazy. It's it does. Yeah, it does feel like a make good but it's I mean

00:22:58He's a great dude, and uh, he's gonna be a good captain

00:23:01I just want him to be as petty as possible and like

00:23:05Maybe even call zach johnson and be like, hey, you've made the rider cup. Uh team

00:23:10We need you on the team and then him be like really that's awesome. Like psych

00:23:14He said zach johnson was the one that told him. Oh

00:23:17That kind of yeah, yeah, he needs to like invite zach johnson and then take away his invite

00:23:22He should say zach i'd like you to be on the rider cup team as a caddy. Yeah

00:23:27What actually you'd probably suck at that too. Yeah

00:23:29Uh, he also said you want to valet our cars

00:23:31I think he could say that he was going to take any golfer like it doesn't matter if you're on the pga tour live tour

00:23:36Doors open for everyone hank. Yeah, hank could even hank is eligible for the rider cup. Yeah, okay

00:23:43phil mickelson

00:23:44Bryson mickelson

00:23:46Let off with phil with that list, huh? I that would be that phil on the rider cup would be the funniest like yes

00:23:52Obviously super great norman, but yeah get all the all the guys all the great americans back. Yeah, ian polter. Yeah

00:23:58Uh, okay. Good cool throne. Thanks

00:24:00Pft. Good job. Uh, my hot seat is us. It's chill week, dude. Yeah, we're chill. We're fucking chill

00:24:07You know what that was that was a chill cool throne. Yeah

00:24:10Uh, my hot seat is us. Give me a little

00:24:13Yeah, oh we got competition boys. Oh, we did a bad job

00:24:17We didn't talk about this when we got back from our our little vacay, but um, there's a new podcast in town

00:24:22Yeah, and it sounds fucking amazing. Joc was the one who who alerted us. Oh, yeah, that's right

00:24:28Yeah, yeah, he sends a text like watch out guys. I you know what?

00:24:31I'll say the podcast first but joc's banned from it

00:24:34Yeah, joc and also shout out jerry o'connell because he literally I think he just polices the internet for us

00:24:40Because he he texted me and pft being like watch out watch out watch your six where you're in trouble

00:24:45So, uh adam shepherd tweeted this out on july 3rd

00:24:49california governor gavin newsom super bowl champion marshawn lynch

00:24:53And agent doug hendrickson are joining forces for a new weekly podcast called politikin

00:24:59That will be available on iheart podcast newsom and hendrickson have been friends since the 90s

00:25:05Hendrickson has represented lynch since 2007. They have been working on this podcast for the past six months. We're fucked

00:25:11Well, so all right, so I don't think we're fucked for the reason you're saying

00:25:16I think this is uh, like the big short. No big deal. I read the book before the movie came out book was better

00:25:21uh

00:25:22When they go down to florida and they see like a stripper who has seven houses

00:25:27Marshawn lynch gavin newsom and doug, whatever doug doug hendrickson having a podcast together

00:25:33Is the very sign that the podcast bubble is about to burst?

00:25:37But you forget that newsom and hendrickson have been friends since the 90s. Oh shit

00:25:40They're gonna represent lynch since 2007. You also forget that they've been working on this podcast for the past six months

00:25:46You know a podcast. I love to see that group text

00:25:49It's gonna be a fucking banger of a podcast when you spend six months working on it. I challenge them

00:25:54we're about to do the mount rushmore of uh

00:25:56Worst situations to shit. I challenge them to do a better mount rushmore of worse situations to shit

00:26:02Yeah, you can't do it. Uh the french laundry

00:26:06That'd be a bad place. That'd be a bad place to take a shit. That would be a bad place

00:26:10Yeah, this is uh, okay. We're I think it's hot seat podcasting in general

00:26:13So whenever you hear somebody planning out a podcast a good rule of thumb would be that it it's like a sandwich

00:26:20So if you've been working on a sandwich for six months, it's probably gonna suck ass because she's been sitting out for a while

00:26:26They've just been like going back and here's what we're we did all their best stuff already

00:26:30yeah, here's what working on a podcast for six months sounds like

00:26:34Six months ago you say hey, we should start a podcast

00:26:36Yeah, and then like a week later we should really do that podcast and then the next week i've been thinking about

00:26:42We should definitely do that podcast. Yeah, and then you finally sit down i'm sure it'll last past election season, too

00:26:47This isn't just like a short-term thing politicking is not just for election season. Hank politicking is life. Yeah

00:26:53Every day you politicking I actually day i'm politics

00:26:57Just a marshawn lynch podcast would be infinitely better than this. Yes

00:27:00the uh, yeah, I think this podcast we worked on for all of

00:27:05One dinner. Yeah, there was a dinner to one dinner before the first

00:27:09Uh test episode. No, we yeah, we did a test episode remotely. I think one time

00:27:13No, we did one in your house in austin. Yeah

00:27:16That was the first episode as the first episode. Yeah, and all we did was a dinner before no

00:27:19But I think there was a test episode that was like, I don't think so

00:27:22Yeah, that was like two weeks before that. I remember I was in a hotel room in houston

00:27:26It was like maybe a 15 minute test. Oh, okay. So there it is. Yeah, we did an hour and 15 minutes

00:27:32but we did actually me and big cat did text back and forth for like

00:27:36A couple years being like at some point we should work together

00:27:39Yeah, so really part of my take started in like 2014. We were working on it for two years. Yeah

00:27:44But we're fucked. Yeah, jerry o'connell you're banned from going on politicking. Yeah, he would never he would never

00:27:50uh, my cool throne

00:27:52Is dac's ankle who you see dac prescott was wearing a walking boot on a boat when he was on vacation

00:27:58And they asked dac about it and he said it's absolutely nothing

00:28:03So he said he hurt his ankles closed. He hurt his ankle like what two years ago three years ago

00:28:09And um, he's saying that he's just wearing the walking boot as a precaution

00:28:12On a boat. I don't think I don't know much about walking boots besides big ben

00:28:16But I don't think that you just wear one because you're going on a boat

00:28:20Maybe like maybe the worst place to wear one actually, okay

00:28:23Since we are uh a big dac prescott podcast. We had him ranked in our top 18 of quarterbacks, uh a month ago

00:28:30spin zone, maybe dac prescott is wearing the walking boot because

00:28:35Uh in the past he has gone on vacations and got his ass beat

00:28:39So if he puts on the walking boot, it's kind of a like hey, i'm not here to fight guy

00:28:43Yeah, you're not gonna hit a guy who's handicapped right in a walking boot. So yeah, that's a it's a

00:28:48Precautionary don't want to get my ass beat like I did on spring break at south padre island

00:28:53That's that's not a bad spin zone for it. Yeah

00:28:55I just feel like if you're wearing it on you're not even allowed to wear shoes on a boat

00:28:59But I guess if it's medical shoes, you can do that. You can wear shoes on a boat

00:29:03Yeah, who says you're allowed to wear shoes? I mean the boat owner might i'm thinking back

00:29:07Yeah, i've only like rented or been on friends boats. Yeah

00:29:11No, you can wear shoes on a boat if it's your boat you can wear shoes on it

00:29:14Walking boots your boat walking boot seems like it really get in the way. I actually take your shoes off. You do take shoes off

00:29:20Yeah, I mean, I don't think people mostly don't but you can like if it depends on the boat legal

00:29:26I think if it's like if you own the boat outright, yeah, I'd fucking stop my shoes everywhere a pontoon boat shoes

00:29:32Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure living room on water. Yeah, but if it's um, like a smaller boat, I don't know

00:29:37I i'm not a boat person

00:29:39We gotta get to it. We gotta get a boat guy. Hank, you gotta get out on the boat. Yeah

00:29:43Um, okay, my fine. Absolutely. Nothing. You said my hot seat is actually hank

00:29:49uh, because uh, we went

00:29:52This morning to get breakfast

00:29:55And I did my customary we went and got bagels great bagels. We're gonna go back. I'll go back tomorrow and get it for everyone

00:30:02I got my customary, uh backup bagel

00:30:05So I ordered my regular bagel and a backup bagel regular bagel was a bacon egg and cheese

00:30:09Let's just put that on the record right and what yeah

00:30:13Great great order and my backup bagel was an everything bagel with cream cheese and hank scoffed at me

00:30:19So I then tweeted it and everyone backed me up. I was like universal praise because here's a hard and fast rule

00:30:27One and a half bagels is usually the perfect amount. I usually eat all two

00:30:31But one and a half is the perfect amount you can't one bagel is never fully satisfying

00:30:36A backup bagel is the most important bacon egg and cheese

00:30:39Great, you need to finish it off with something

00:30:44You invented why did you get a backup

00:30:46Dessert so do you is the backup bagel always like a sweeter one?

00:30:50It doesn't always have to be if it's if it's like if I think it's going to be an awesome bacon egg

00:30:54like there's a place I get uh a bacon egg and cheese from

00:30:57In chicago that it does it one does not fill me up one and a half usually does but would you ever get?

00:31:04Like the cream cheese one as your first you actually have three bagels and then have the bacon egg and cheese after that

00:31:10Yeah, uh, you always I usually like to eat

00:31:12The bacon egg and cheese. Yeah, but i'll do like i'll sometimes do if i'm not in the mood for bacon egg and cheese

00:31:17I'll just do two i'll do a bagel with cream cheese and a backup bagel with cream cheese. That's smart

00:31:22Yeah, it's max had my back max actually was like can I get a can I get a whack of one of these I was like

00:31:28Buddy, well, I got a backup bagel just for this spot. Do you get backup bagels max?

00:31:32Does anyone here get backup bagels max does you said he does i've never done it

00:31:36But I think a good rule of thumb is just like when you're on vacation or when you're on a trip somewhere

00:31:40You never know when you're going to eat next

00:31:43Yeah, you're being a hater hank and it's chilling hot seat

00:31:46You put me on the hot seat. Is that on?

00:31:48It depends where the bay like new york city bagels now like new york city bagels are about new york city bagels with bacon egg and

00:31:54cheese

00:31:55But like if you're in other parts of the country whether the bagels are a lot smaller then yes, I agree

00:32:00I get backup bagels everywhere new york. I do not new york bagels are

00:32:04Very big and fit. I actually went one further

00:32:06I went trust tree with max because I was like I had just given this guy half of my backup bagel

00:32:11And I was like sometimes i'll do backup sandwiches

00:32:14And he was like that's a little crazy, but yeah, we agreed

00:32:17You do like if you want to get two

00:32:20Yeah, you go you go like if you don't want to get if you want to try two different things

00:32:24I'll get like a buffalo chicken sandwich and a cheese steak

00:32:28And then but you get the small jimmy johns. I always get a backup sandwich

00:32:32But you got to get the small ones because you can put that in the fridge

00:32:35I just I don't understand what the issue is of getting too much breakfast. Yeah, it's a bad. I don't have an issue at all

00:32:39What happens if your fucking starter gets hurt you got a backup?

00:32:44You just don't plan

00:32:47It's different positions the thing this no, they're both breakfast

00:32:52About hank is a different quarterback types

00:32:54No, one's one's one's maybe a more classic like six five rocket arm bacon egg and cheese

00:33:00The other might be a little like elusive probably can't throw it downfield

00:33:04Bagel with cream cheese. I I think a better analogy would be like a running back duo because you can't start

00:33:08You can't have two quarterbacks. It's under like you got thunder and lightning. Yeah, I got a little darren sproles to finish off my uh,

00:33:15You got the uh, michael turner brandon jacobs. Yeah. Yeah

00:33:19All right, but that's i'm i'm not you're never gonna catch me complaining about getting breakfast

00:33:23There's nothing I love more that's it's what's so infuriating about breakfast with hank is if there's too much breakfast

00:33:29He'll complain. Yeah, if there's not enough breakfast, he'll complain

00:33:32Backup bagel is I mean that is something everyone should embrace that is objectively

00:33:36You never complain about having not enough breakfast

00:33:39Only when we just drive for 12 hours straight and don't get breakfast

00:33:42There's just no way when you eat one bagel. You're like i'm full and satisfied. I couldn't use another half a bagel right also hank. I

00:33:49Let fact check real quick. I give you all the pinocchios

00:33:53We just left a fucking hotel room in the morning. We didn't drive for 12 hours straight

00:33:58We slept in a hotel. We got out of the hotel. We went to the breakfast and then hank was like

00:34:03Why didn't we get enough? No, this is on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah

00:34:07We had slept overnight in the hotel

00:34:09Then we get up in the morning we go to the bus and then you complain about not enough breakfast

00:34:14Yeah, we actually had a very funny moment when we checked in last night at like midnight. Uh,

00:34:19I I love we should do an interview series with guys who work overnight ships

00:34:23At at hotels because they're always a little different in like a good way

00:34:27but this guy was a little different in a good way and uh

00:34:30We were like debating we're like, hey, do you guys have breakfast here? They're like no

00:34:34And at first we're like everyone's responsible for their own breakfast and we're like we agree

00:34:39And then we told the guy behind the the the desk. We're like, hey, you're a witness

00:34:44You hear this?

00:34:45He's saying that he's responsible for his own breakfast

00:34:47The guy was like, I don't know what the fuck's going on

00:34:49And then we're like, do you have breakfast here? He's like, no, it's like, all right change that

00:34:52You're not a witness for that anymore. We're gonna get breakfast together

00:34:55yeah, that guy that guy had a look when we he we came in and we started talking and he was like

00:34:59I usually don't deal with people who are talking

00:35:02I will get breakfast for us tomorrow. Okay, because we have an 8 a.m interview and you're gonna be a baby about it

00:35:09That's a fact he's gonna be a baby about it and i'll get you a backup bagel too. Thank you. Yeah, no problem

00:35:16Uh, all right. My cool throne is uh the twitter account. Uh, the hater central

00:35:22Nba hater, I know this one made me laugh. So if you guys aren't familiar with nba hater, uh

00:35:28It he's very clear on what he is he's an nba hater some of his tweets this is just from like the last two days

00:35:34Uh, he said rob palenka this offseason zero new signings

00:35:39143 mewing sessions. I think that's when you get jerked off on a table with a cat

00:35:43Yeah, I don't I I think mewing is when you like put your tongue on the top of your roof of your mouth

00:35:49You're just mewing leaking. That's that's mewing. I think mewing. What's when you get milked in a table. I need to mew more

00:35:57Oh, okay. I think mewing is complaining

00:35:5974 rejections

00:36:01Held hostage by rich paul and lebron zero working phones reportedly interested in signing point guard shooting guard savannah james

00:36:08so these are the type of yeah when uh

00:36:11When dalton connect dalton connect and bronnie james debut 10 points four for 19 field goals one for six three pointers

00:36:18The ass connection is what he's calling them. Like he's he's in franz. Wagner vogner who we love

00:36:25Uh signed a 234 24 million dollar contract extension

00:36:30Yeah, which is nuts and he said never forget his illuminati aster class

00:36:34So this is the this is the type of tweets you're getting from him. Uh

00:36:38he so

00:36:40You see this this guy he goes after everyone and he does this all the time and you're like this guy

00:36:45I don't know what his deal is

00:36:46He had a tweet yesterday. He said

00:36:48Started this account in the 10th grade. Oh not thinking much of it

00:36:53Now i'm going to college in a month with 105k followers

00:36:57The support has been unreal. Thanks to every single person who's ever interacted with any of the tweets

00:37:01I hope I can give you a laugh whenever you need one. So the nba hater central was was like

00:37:0715 years old when he started this account with the replies to that like from the long-term followers

00:37:11They're like people like yeah, bro. Great job, bro. Killing it. Love supporting you

00:37:15It's been it's been amazing to join you on this ride

00:37:18The he called the warriors have added depth this offseason buddy healed and kyle anderson 32 huge teeth one receding hairline

00:37:26Building the no aura avengers. I gotta see what this guy looks like. I gotta

00:37:31I gotta see a face revealed

00:37:33Oh man, but shout him. I mean that's dedication

00:37:37Started starting the hater central early. Yeah, I started following that other account that we talked about hater report

00:37:42Yeah, now i'm gonna start following hater central. He's got a soccer one, too. Does he really yeah

00:37:46He's got like a whole network. Yeah, he's yeah, he's building out an empire nation of haters. Yeah, exactly

00:37:52Yeah, it's kind of respectable and he's only 18 years old. He's starting college. Hopefully we'll see once he gets to college

00:37:59You know, he might be partying meeting girls. The hate might

00:38:03Yeah, it might get soft. It might get soft

00:38:05He yeah, he said uh mbappe washed at 26. Love that. Yeah. Love that

00:38:10I also want to know if this guy's taking like intern applications to open up other branches of hating. Yeah getting the heat going

00:38:16um, okay, uh

00:38:18That was good. Hot seat cool throne. Let's do mount rushmore. Then we'll get to david wells

00:38:23Ready boys, let's do it mount rushmore of worse situations to have to shit. Yep

00:38:29Who is up first? So that would be henry henry then max then me then big cat. Yes

00:38:37So it's mount rushmore of

00:38:39Situations that are worse when you have to shit

00:38:42right

00:38:43mount rushmore of situations

00:38:45That are bad to shit in. Yeah

00:38:47one one, okay

00:38:49one one during foreplay

00:38:52Oh foreplay. Whoa big foreplay guys getting started. Things are things wouldn't have yeah, which

00:38:58During sex wouldn't be worse

00:39:00No, no, because that you're not even gonna get to sex

00:39:03Like you're starting making out with a girl things are if you're like advancing and you're like I got a shit that seems like

00:39:08Really bad, but if you don't maybe you're maybe you you know

00:39:12You entered the the goal zone but like this this you don't even get there you're gonna have to go

00:39:16You know take a shit and that's just gonna ruin the vibe foreplay is like making out

00:39:21Everything. Yeah leading up to sex. Okay getting it. Oh getting a butt funnel. Yeah mexican restaurant. Yeah

00:39:27Okay, that would actually be a very bad place to have to shit. Yeah, absolutely. All right. I didn't have on my list

00:39:33foreplay foreplay

00:39:36What kind of foreplay you into i'm just regular regular stuff. I mean about the pod

00:39:42when I have

00:39:45I have a story but I don't know if I want to say maybe we'll cut it but this happened not not foreplay. Oh

00:39:51but I was like

00:39:53First or second date with a girl. We were walking back to her place and my stomach dropped

00:39:58Oh, and I was praying that she had like a lobby with a bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah did not

00:40:04Had to walk up like four flights of stairs and shit and shit and then you gotta do the fast one

00:40:08I could be just there. It was like it was like it was like

00:40:12It was a disaster barbara's small. She could probably hear it. I had to be in there for like 10 minutes

00:40:19No, it was

00:40:23And then you'll just spray anything you can find

00:40:26Fucking bleach like i'll spray any i'll split cologne

00:40:30Hairspray anything just get the air going. Hank doesn't have a match. So he just takes out a joint and lights it in there

00:40:36It's a disaster, but yeah, did you did you still close?

00:40:40Let me just talk about that. Oh damn done in by a shit. So this seemed very personal. Okay, uh max you're up

00:40:46Uh, i'm gonna say on a cross or on a plane. Yeah plane. Yeah, it's great pick great pick

00:40:52Yeah on a plane sucks, but there's a bath. I don't even think I would physically be able to do that

00:40:57No, I don't think I would fit

00:40:59In a bathroom. Maybe just start doing the single bagels and and that would change

00:41:04I didn't even that was so

00:41:10You know what

00:41:11Not getting you breakfast tomorrow

00:41:14Officially, okay

00:41:15All right. Everyone else bagels max. You said that you don't think that you could fit in a airplane bathroom

00:41:20You don't pee on an airplane. No, I but like sitting is a different situation. It is max is right

00:41:26I'm gonna back him up here. It's a tight squeeze and also I was out bathroom on the plane

00:41:32You have to shit

00:41:33You can go to a bathroom. You don't want to shit

00:41:35But you don't want to be the guy who shits on a plane like on the plane

00:41:39You're gonna see these people again in your life. Well, sometimes it might be. Yeah, sometimes it might be a reporter

00:41:44Yeah, that's true

00:41:45Because reporters everywhere. All right pft. Okay. Um

00:41:50I'm going to go with my first one

00:41:53Uh during sex. Oh

00:41:56During sex as you're having sex

00:41:59In the middle in the middle of sex

00:42:02when you're

00:42:03You know doing the act and you have to shit. What do you do?

00:42:07Yeah, you see you have to stop then you go to the bathroom

00:42:09Maybe she's into it and then you have to shit and then you're like

00:42:12Well now I now we have to start foreplay again

00:42:14Yeah, and then if you had to shit during foreplay that would make it definitely worse

00:42:18But I think having a shit during sex is bad. Yeah

00:42:21During sex would suck

00:42:24Okay, good pick. Thank you

00:42:26Um, all right, i'll go with yes

00:42:28Um, yes

00:42:32He's mad about the backup bagel. Yeah, that's like mad about the wakeboarding has been just insane

00:42:38You can't even exist put me on the hot seat. Uh, okay. I'll go. I'm gonna fire back

00:42:42Don't put me on the hot seat my one one. Um

00:42:46Significant other's parents house

00:42:47Yeah is the worst because even if you

00:42:51even if it's a house where you can maybe find the bathroom that no one goes to

00:42:54there's still always in the back of your mind like

00:42:57I max you max and I maybe I think you guys would relate but max and I especially

00:43:02A road toilet. You just don't know like it's it's like playing on a day. It's like playing on a 12-foot hoop

00:43:08You don't know the the dimensions of it. You don't know what the flushing is going to be like

00:43:13You don't know if it's a bad flush easy flush anything

00:43:16A road toilet is the scariest thing in the world that the toilet paper may be extra thick

00:43:21All that stuff. You don't know if the bathroom is going to have the fan as one of the switches

00:43:25So many variables you're just hitting every switch hoping one of them turn it and then

00:43:28When you walk back in then your significant other is like where were you right?

00:43:32and then everyone else hears your ass and then you're like

00:43:35I had to uh, take a phone call in the bathroom or you run the risk of like, uh, uh, like mother-in-law or

00:43:42You know sister cousin someone standing outside and being like oh

00:43:46Like the when you open the door after a big shit at someone else's house and there's someone weeding right there

00:43:51Yeah, and you're like god damn it. Is there anything worse than being in that situation?

00:43:56You're taking a shit and then someone tries to open the door and you hear the click and you have to say

00:44:01Someone's in here. Yeah, someone's in here. Hey, you know that voice. Yeah

00:44:04You try to do a different voice so they might think it's a different family member. Yep

00:44:07the worst, uh, and then uh, my other big one is uh, right after you get out of the shower, that's the worst because

00:44:15You don't go back in the shower usually

00:44:17and

00:44:19You can you could do a good job wipe but that just it's just a different vibe for your whole day

00:44:23Yep

00:44:24You're there's a vibe of shitting right before the shower and there's a vibe of shitting right after the shower

00:44:28Your day is basically ruined by that moment. Yep, and it's like that's I I don't it doesn't happen often

00:44:34But what it does is like that was just the biggest mistake

00:44:37Okay, max

00:44:39No, I think it's bae pft. So wrapping back around

00:44:42Uh after sex i'm gonna go

00:44:44No after sex is great shit

00:44:47Check your phone

00:44:50You can take it hank

00:44:53If I were you I'd take it when you're getting anal

00:44:57Let's see what pft's gonna you know, uh, i'm gonna go with uh, just at a bar

00:45:02At a bar when you're when you're out for the night. You're out with the lads

00:45:06It depends on the the bathroom bar situation

00:45:10Like if they if I I have taken many a shit at a bar if they have the private stalls

00:45:15Yeah, it's die bars the worst when you walk in you're like, all right

00:45:18there's the the worst is like a bar that has the uh,

00:45:24Like the the barriers are so so small

00:45:27That like if you stand up you can see everyone and everyone can look over

00:45:31And that's the worst if there's like one urinal and one stall and there's so much turnover of people using that urinal

00:45:37But you're just using that stall to shit is is terrible

00:45:41I've told this story before but one of the funniest things ever was the bar duffy's in uh, chicago

00:45:47And they had for a while there. I don't know if they fixed it, but it was like

00:45:51It was like seven urinals

00:45:53And then a toilet but no barrier. Yeah, there was one time I was there watching college football and a dude

00:46:00It was full

00:46:01And a dude just sat down and started taking a shit and everyone cheered and was like fuck. Yes, dude

00:46:05I thought you said that was like a fantasy football punt or no on it

00:46:08That would be a great that would be a great punishment. You have to go to a bar. Yeah, and shit

00:46:13Yeah

00:46:15Yeah, there was there was a bar in austin called nasties

00:46:17I used to go to where it was the entire bathroom

00:46:20Was just one toilet in the middle of the room like a sit-down toilet and nobody ever took a shit there ever

00:46:27One time I walked in there was just a guy standing

00:46:30He's like ready to go like pants down gotta go gotta turn around

00:46:32Yeah, yeah shitting in a bar because then you you also get that embarrassment factor of walking back and people like dude

00:46:37Were you just shitting? You just gotta you just gotta rub your nose

00:46:40Yeah in that moment you have to act like you never shit. No, dude. Yeah, I would never shit

00:46:44uh, all right max

00:46:47I I guess I have a theme going here, but i'm just gonna go with on a boat. That's a good pick

00:46:51I had that's a great one. I did plane first and boat next but it's like

00:46:55There's boats mates will be way better than a plane because there's no

00:46:59Bathroom on there or aqua dump, but yeah, that's the that that was the reason I didn't do it because there are probably people

00:47:04Who like to aqua dump? Yes, there's uh, there are don't mind it. There are bathrooms

00:47:09Is

00:47:10That's what i'm saying and on boats too. Not always no, but those boat bathrooms are bad. Yeah, that's i'm agreeing with max

00:47:19I don't like small bat. I don't like shitting in small even if there's a bathroom on a boat

00:47:23It's one of the ones that you have to like press the pedal. Yes. Yeah. Yes, and it's like that stink

00:47:28Just is gonna stay for a while

00:47:30Okay, uh, i'm gonna go

00:47:32With at a sporting event at a sold-out sporting

00:47:35At a stadium definitely a bar and again much smaller much less people probably a line but still not bad but uh,

00:47:41uh sporting event when you like

00:47:43i'm thinking of all my situations when it's like you it's like diary like you can't wait like your stomach drops and you have

00:47:48to go and

00:47:49No matter what you have to wait for probably 20 or 30 people

00:47:52And then you have to just you know unload with everyone inside and when you get into that bathroom to take the shit

00:47:57The toilet is always a war zone. Yep

00:48:00Yeah, you go through all of them and you're just like fuck

00:48:02This is gonna be you just know any high traffic situation like this sucks and

00:48:09bonus for that pic

00:48:10The toilet paper is always the worst. It's the worst. It's single ply. It's there at all. Yeah, and it's just terrible

00:48:16Yeah, and then I will go in another situation that there is no bathroom if you're on the subway

00:48:23Because then I shit my pants on the subway usually yeah when you because even if you're on the subway again

00:48:28Your stomach drops you're like fuck I gotta go to the bathroom

00:48:30There's not a quick bathroom off a subway you have to get up and then

00:48:33Hope you can find somewhere but most places with subways are places like, you know, no public bathrooms. You can't just run in

00:48:39So yeah, nothing worse. And then if you have to you know, fart it out. You're just crammed around people

00:48:45It's the worst. Yep agreed. Okay

00:48:48i'm gonna go with

00:48:50a

00:48:51Music festival porta potty. Oh

00:48:53Good one

00:48:54It's been used all day. It's so fucking hot. Yeah, I

00:49:00Shitting in any port-a-potty is the worst you walk out of there

00:49:02Like you literally just came out of a sauna and it's just disgusting. It's also like sitting on piss

00:49:09When the port-a-potty

00:49:11What do you when you look in and it's been rising? Oh, yeah, there's a lot in there

00:49:14Oh, you always have the worst. You always have to peek too, right? Yeah in a port-a-potty

00:49:19You have to just take a look. Yeah, like what's the situation like down there? Yeah, there's a bomb go off in here

00:49:23Good pick good pick max

00:49:26All right for my next one i'm just gonna go hang that just keeps picking like small toilets, yeah

00:49:32Yeah, they're but they're it plays are also hot though

00:49:36I might make you eat a backup bagel

00:49:39I might sit here and be like we're not starting the day until you eat two bagels. Which one of his picks do you dispute?

00:49:45Not disputing just critiquing

00:49:47I think they're all valid. Oh good. Like if you're on a plane, you're just mad because pft got sex and you got four points

00:49:52Yeah, you know

00:49:55When i'm going down on a chick

00:49:58Okay reverse all right blumpkin

00:50:02That's you're up that's gross hank you're gross

00:50:04I'm, just gonna go with on a road trip. Yeah in a car on a road trip

00:50:08Because then you got to make everybody pull over for you. Yep

00:50:11You got to find a bathroom. Sometimes you have to go into the gas station

00:50:14Ask them for the key that's attached to like a hockey stick then go around the corner open up the bathroom door

00:50:20You go in there's needles everywhere in the bathroom also looks like a bomb went off

00:50:24It smells like shit. It's just a bad bad scene if you have to shit on the road. Yep. Yep

00:50:29um, okay, I got two to finish off my picks, um

00:50:34This one's happened to me a few times, uh, i'm gonna go with right before you have to puke

00:50:40because

00:50:42That's the worst when you're taking a shit and you're like you're fucked up and you're taking a shit

00:50:46And you're like this will solve it and you're like, nope

00:50:47I gotta puke and then you gotta puke where you're just shitting

00:50:50I

00:50:51When I was a kid and I had a stomach bug I did both. Yeah, it's the world

00:50:54Like I was puking and as I was puking shit came out of my ass having to do

00:51:00like

00:51:01on the the wall

00:51:05I probably shouldn't have shared that but it has happened

00:51:08But you like has it happened to you guys before where you're like so fucked up and you're like a shit will solve this

00:51:12You're like nope. It's a puke. It's like but I already shit so now I have to turn around

00:51:17It's the grossest yeah, you got two moves at that point

00:51:19You can either shit like try to try to spew it between your legs or if you're lucky

00:51:23There's a bathtub next to you. Yeah, you just lean over there. Oh the worst and my last one is uh

00:51:30I I can't say to it actually hank can say to it

00:51:35Prison

00:51:37Prison has to suck to shit. That's a good fourth pick you I mean like you you there's a shitter in your room

00:51:43With a roommate hank you've shit in prison before I did shit in front of people

00:51:46No, I was in my own in my own stall. We're in the waiting cell. This was three o'clock in the afternoon

00:51:51They said we're not getting out till seven

00:51:53And I was like i'm not holding this for whatever 20 hours and I just started shitting and I was like

00:51:58Are you fucking pooping right now? I was like

00:52:00What I hadn't I had no choice. Yeah, no option, but every story you hear in every picture you see

00:52:05It's usually like two people or three people or four people living in a room and there's just a toilet in the middle

00:52:10yeah, I do

00:52:12You have to have like a schedule and it's just gotta know when someone's gonna use it

00:52:16Yeah, and it's just gotta suck no matter what. Yeah, that'd be bad. It's gonna suck for everyone

00:52:20I would just stop shitting. Yeah. Yeah

00:52:24Uh, okay pft your last pick. All right, my last pick I was thinking about going super specific with this one

00:52:31But i'm just gonna say in a foreign country

00:52:34If you're out in a foreign country, what about bidets?

00:52:37So here's the thing though never used one. I don't like bidets. Here's the thing bidet bidets

00:52:42You have to walk around with a wet ass afterwards

00:52:46Agreed i'm not a bidet guy. I think it's a little sus that you just get water sprayed up your butt

00:52:51I'm a real man. I like to stick my own fingers up my ass

00:52:54So I don't wipe bidets combined with toilet paper. Not a bad scene

00:52:59Just bidet. I know I would never trust that first of all. Yeah, you can't trust it

00:53:03Second of all you just have wet ass. It just it just runs down your leg dumb question

00:53:08Where does that water come from? Is that recycled? Is that poop water? Yeah

00:53:13Uh, no, I think there's poop water back up depends on what kind of bidet we're talking about

00:53:16There's some bidets where you have two stations

00:53:18So you go from the poop station to the bidet station

00:53:21Two five some of them have just like a faucet in the wall that you spray

00:53:24Yeah

00:53:24But the sneaky one of the weirdest things about shitting in a foreign country

00:53:28Especially if you're on an island somewhere or in like central or south america

00:53:32The plumbing system isn't equipped to handle toilet paper

00:53:35Toilet paper so a lot of places they have toilet paper

00:53:39But you have to wipe and then there's a trash can right next to the toilet that you have to throw

00:53:44Your used toilet paper onto on top of other people's shitty toilet paper

00:53:48And then also if you're out and you you don't know the language

00:53:51Then you have to ask people where the bathroom is and then they're like, oh this this guy wants to shit this american big shitter

00:53:57Yeah, damn. Okay

00:53:59max

00:54:00Mine are all transportation. I've realized I thought others

00:54:05Is not port-a-potty is not uh, this next one is in traffic and standstill traffic

00:54:10Yeah, that's like a panic move when you really have to shit and you're like, okay

00:54:14I'm almost home and then you're and then you're in traffic and you can't get out of it. You start sweating

00:54:20So it's traffic. Yeah

00:54:23I could pftu but i'm not going to because I I have integrity of the game. What does that mean?

00:54:28Make a really excellent. Yeah, what is that? I was gonna say while you're puking

00:54:34Because that's basically the foreplay of sex of okay, do whatever you want dude, you're you've been so on chill, I don't care

00:54:41Well, how is that a pft?

00:54:42Well, you just took my picking slightly slightly altered it. No, I had I had during sex is my one one

00:54:47I had while you're puking on my list. That's why like do whatever you want, bro

00:54:54I'll go with during your own wedding vows

00:54:57Oh

00:55:00That's a great pick that's a good that's a good pick that's a funnier pick

00:55:06That's a funnier pick that's a great pick hank. I know from experience, but that would that would be a nightmare. Yeah

00:55:12big time

00:55:13Uh, all right. What do we what do we leave off? I had uh,

00:55:16uh

00:55:18kids school elementary school

00:55:19Like if i've had to I have not had to do this but like going to my son's school and like you see the toilets

00:55:25they're

00:55:26Two feet off the ground or like a foot off the ground

00:55:29Would never want to do that. What about like during an assembly that you're in at school?

00:55:33Yeah, or like during a meeting like yeah people around

00:55:37Like you can't leave for 20 minutes

00:55:38Everyone knows business people who have like six hour like full day meetings and you just have to excuse yourself and be like i'm

00:55:45Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom. Yep, and then you're not back like too quickly

00:55:48Everyone's like oh my god, he just shit himself. Yeah, that was

00:55:51When you're wearing a suit, yeah

00:55:54Having to like maybe a tuxedo at a wedding you got the suspenders and everything and you just basically

00:56:00You're like i'm gonna shit somewhere on this suit

00:56:03You gotta like basically take off all your clothes

00:56:06Yeah, that'd be bad. Also if you're if you're at a job, um with a boss that um

00:56:12Is like a serious job not like a fuck around job, but a job that you care about

00:56:15That's your career and then you go in at the same time as your boss. Yes. He goes to the urinal. Yes

00:56:21You go to the stall

00:56:23Then he then he knows and then he sticks around a little bit too long and you have to start shitting

00:56:27I think it might be worse if you both go to the stall because then you have to sit there and be like

00:56:31You know, I know

00:56:32Like because because he's not only having to smell your shit, but he also is like this guy knows how I sound

00:56:38Yeah, I did that one time with with my boss back in austin

00:56:41We'd go in the bathroom at the same time sit down. He goes to the stall. I go to the stall

00:56:45And uh, then he just screams fire in the hole broke the ice and just let it rip

00:56:50Yeah, just absolutely let it rip and then I was like, okay this guy's cool he shits loud

00:56:53Um, all right. I had I had two others that I was surprised that weren't picked. Uh, one is uh when you're in a pool

00:57:00Because not only like the fact that you have to shit while you're in a pool

00:57:04But there's nothing worse when you're like in a pool or at the beach

00:57:07And you have to go to the bathroom and you're you're not you're gonna be wet

00:57:11So you're slipping on the floor your ass cheeks are wet. It's just a mess. The beach is a good one

00:57:16Yeah, beach is a big beaches aqua dump. Yeah, aqua dump and then what do you say? Good? No, go ahead

00:57:23I was gonna say in high school after you've already wasted a bathroom break to just walk around

00:57:27Oh, yeah, and then you come back and you're like I have to go to that

00:57:29I used to I used to just be like

00:57:32Every every period I would go maybe once or twice

00:57:35Just so I can sit on the sit on the toilet

00:57:37You have to go in every single class because you know

00:57:39You there were times I don't know and then the teacher would get mad but I was like fuck it

00:57:43Yeah, what do you say at that point? You're just like no the first one I was faking it, right?

00:57:46Yeah, like no like

00:57:48I had to shit. Yeah, what about during uh during the second quarter of a college football game?

00:57:54And you're the coach. Oh, yeah

00:57:57And you're old and then you have to stop the game to sprint across the field into the locker room. Yeah, you're flushed out

00:58:02Yeah, yeah. Um, and then the other one I had that I was surprised

00:58:05It's kind of similar to the significant other's parents house, but significant other in a hotel room because that

00:58:12You could be with your significant other forever

00:58:15When you get into some hotel rooms and you're like this hotel room is 300 square feet

00:58:21Like you're you we're men the way we shit

00:58:24changes the whole

00:58:26Vibe of an entire hotel room or a weekend

00:58:29So like you have to go to the lobby or something, but if you have to go in the hotel room

00:58:34Max you're looking at me like you don't yeah. No, I let it rip you do. Yeah

00:58:38Dude, when it's such a small confined space i'm like this shit's gonna linger for days

00:58:43That's how I felt yeah the sound yeah exactly back to your story

00:58:48um

00:58:49All right. Any any others? Oh gas station with only one bathroom

00:58:52You know which ones i'm talking about where it's one single bathroom and it's like

00:58:56This is this bathroom has been through hell

00:58:59Like absolute hell

00:59:01That's like if you're on a road trip that that goes hand in hand with what you just said

00:59:05Like you really have to go and it's the only gas station around and you're like, do you have a bathroom?

00:59:10They're like, yeah, but it's in the back for employees. Yeah, and it's like, okay, I can use it and there's uh,

00:59:15Yeah, I know there you have to walk through like their inventory of food that they have

00:59:21There was picture the other one is key the key bathrooms at a gas station that you have to go outside for those are always

00:59:26The worst. Yeah

00:59:27Truckers are probably getting their dick sucked in there. Oh, yeah

00:59:30during the nba finals

00:59:32Against the lakers. Yeah, that'd be bad. That would be bad

00:59:36That'd be very bad. Um

00:59:38Memes raising his hand, uh during a marathon. Oh

00:59:41I actually think that's kind of an okay time. Yeah, that plays

00:59:44It might be the only time you could shit your pants and no one's gonna really judge you

00:59:47Who's the guy that?

00:59:50No

00:59:51the davis clark

00:59:53davis clark

00:59:55Yeah

00:59:56That was a great video. I also feel like runners. They they welcome you into an elite fraternity if you do that

01:00:01Yeah, they're like respect. Yeah, you left it all out there

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01:01:16It is the legend 21 years pitching in mlb

01:01:20David boomer wells. Can we should we go by boomer or

01:01:24How do you want to start with any one of them? All right, I love that let's start though

01:01:28We're here at the tournament that's going to be taking place this weekend in tahoe

01:01:32um

01:01:33First of all, how's the golf game? Do you think we have a chance of winning?

01:01:36I have zero chance of winning. Okay in this so you can't say zero

01:01:41What if someone what if I use zero what if half of the field gets hit by a bus?

01:01:45There's another half

01:01:48And there's another half are some good players but no I

01:01:52I've come this year with zero expectations

01:01:55You know, I had a shoulder replacement in december

01:01:58So i'm just getting that back. So I've probably had about nine rounds ten rounds. Okay since then so it's like

01:02:05It's it's not pretty but I I mean I am I mean because i'm coordinated and I do play a lot of golf

01:02:11It's just just trying to find your rhythm in that and it's just it's not there

01:02:16But yeah, I just try to stay away from the double bogeys. What's what's your handicap?

01:02:20Well, normally when i'm playing a lot it's probably

01:02:24You know anywhere from a six to a nine. Okay, nice

01:02:29That's like joe biden, right? Yeah, he said yeah, it makes you a pink belt and tongue foe

01:02:34That's I love it though that like you're like

01:02:37From a six to a nine. That's a really good golfer

01:02:39And you're being very humble being like I I'm not going to compete in this thing

01:02:44And it's a good song. I don't you probably don't know who's saying

01:02:47If six was a nine if six was a nine, uh rush no damn you got to go way back brother three dog night

01:02:57The mamas and the papas

01:02:59No, what is it robert johnson? Nope, jimmy hendrix. Oh, okay. I should have known that one

01:03:04You're a big music guy huge music guy. So I I heard a story that uh,

01:03:09Your favorite obviously your favorite day was when you would start but mostly because you got to control the clubhouse music

01:03:14Yes, so would you what was the usual pick and was there anyone in particular who was like what the hell boomer?

01:03:21We don't want to listen to this

01:03:22Well, a lot of guys didn't want to listen to it, especially joe tory, but I didn't give two shits about that

01:03:27Can we cuss? Yeah. Oh, yeah, say fuck mother fucker fucking a yeah. Yeah, you can't say fart

01:03:32I know you got in trouble with that one. How about that?

01:03:35You did. Yeah, that was all right. But anyways, uh

01:03:39I I would I mean I got fired up. So my main my go-to was metallica nice 100 percent

01:03:45Then i'd throw a little disturbed in there

01:03:46Okay, a little slipknot in there and just get it going and then you know i'd wind down a little bit

01:03:52Played a little bit of van halen love van halen. Yeah, you know do that some cheap tricks some of the old school stuff and then

01:03:59Finish it up with uh with uh, wolf and man

01:04:02Yeah, and then that was one of my come out songs but played a lot of pod as well

01:04:06So wait, what was my boy san diego boys down there? What would tory say?

01:04:09He would try to turn it down. I'd go back and turn it back up

01:04:12Yeah, what did he want? I just told him if you want to win leave the fucking music alone

01:04:15Yeah, because this is how I get ready, you know for my starts

01:04:18Yeah, i'll go out and uh, go out in the dugout do something but you know for the next 45 50 minutes

01:04:26Yeah, I respect that though like on days that you're working, you know, what gets you dialed in right?

01:04:30It's some fucking metallica, but he made it all about himself. So yeah, it was like, you know, what do you do? But

01:04:36you know that to me that that just worked with for me and and how I got prepared and

01:04:41Ready because I just you know music if music wasn't around. I don't think i've been a worth shit

01:04:45Yeah, you know, I just I always gravitate and go to music and any time and and if high or low

01:04:52Just go to music and you just find the songs that work for you to get you out of your funk

01:04:57So what are your top three metallica albums?

01:05:00You know probably ride the lightning. Um

01:05:03I like uh

01:05:04You know, obviously the black album. Yeah, which was great and probably masters. Okay. Yeah, those three are pretty badass

01:05:11Yeah, yeah those those really do like the old school metallica

01:05:14You can't you don't have a pulse if you listen to that and you can't get up for it

01:05:17And I used to run with lars back in the day. So it was quite

01:05:20Quite interesting quite a lot of fun, you know, james hatfield didn't really

01:05:25Gravitate towards me a little as much but you know, he was he was nice

01:05:29He wasn't a dick, you know

01:05:30A lot of people can be but he was he was really cool and I got to go behind the scenes and

01:05:36You know hang out in sessions with them and do all that. So it was pretty cool. And but yeah lars

01:05:40That was my man. I named my son after him. So yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's really cool

01:05:44So, uh, and he's a drummer. So it's so hopefully he'll follow in his footsteps. Yeah

01:05:49So, um when you sat down you took your knee brace off. Is your knee? Okay, by the way

01:05:52Yeah, I just I had to put that on i'm getting this done in december

01:05:56December 2nd, I get a knee replacement. So I was just I gotta wear a cotex from time to time, you know

01:06:01I was admiring the tattoo that the knee brace was covering. Yeah, that's you got a skull

01:06:06But the skull also is a baseball and who's on that that's david cohen don larson and me

01:06:11Yep

01:06:12the way you have your own signature tattoo whitey ford and babe ruth and then the knee the

01:06:18The the nose is the tunnel going from the state from the clubhouse to the that's an awesome tattoo

01:06:23And then you know all the teeth and all that stuff, but yeah, it's just you know, I like skulls

01:06:28So yeah, so so you mentioned, uh, you know some of the guys there david cohen

01:06:33um

01:06:34And got to talk about the perfect game. How hung over were you for the perfect game?

01:06:39I was well after well as the game went on I got better but

01:06:43the start I got to the park that morning and coney's locker was next to mine and

01:06:48You know, they were getting ready to go out on the field and he just looked at me and he goes

01:06:53Wow, I go what i'm looking around what and he goes you stink dude, he goes

01:06:59Hide he goes if he goes if joe tory smells you you're done. Yeah, I was a brewer

01:07:04How many hours a lot of vodka came out of that body that day?

01:07:06But I feel like sometimes when you're hung over you just you don't you don't like it drowns out some of the anxiety

01:07:12Some of the some of the negative self-talk you just go out there and you fucking do it

01:07:15Yeah, and a lot of guys have done it. But to me, I I just wasn't expected. I I it was stupid to do it

01:07:22but

01:07:23You know, I I did it and you know, jimmy fallon and seth my all the guys the whole cast

01:07:27We were just raging till about 5 30 in the morning

01:07:31and then I got home probably about 5 45 6 just

01:07:35Facial on the bed and my son wakes me up two hours later dad. I'm hungry

01:07:39I went i'm like go get grandpa to make you something. Give me a couple more hours of sleep and he's like persistent. No

01:07:47so I got up started drinking coffee and

01:07:49Then that shit happened. Yeah, I was it was incredible

01:07:52After after that goes down

01:07:53Did you ever think as if it were me and I just pitched a perfect game after I was, you know

01:07:57Maybe half drunk maybe still hung over

01:07:59I would get in my own head and say I have to do this every single game from now. I think I didn't

01:08:05Not to that extent but you know, I I usually went out the night before I pitched, you know low-key just

01:08:11You know have a couple pops and i'd get too annihilated and just but you know because for me the next day just I was

01:08:18Relaxed. Yeah. Yeah, because you know a lot of guys get butterflies and and I still got butterflies before every game

01:08:24but you know once you a couple pitches into it, you're you're good to go and

01:08:29You know, and then you just you just go get into your rhythm. Yeah, but you know, not all not all the time

01:08:34It works and and all that. So it's like, uh, you know, what do you do? You're gonna have good games

01:08:39You're gonna have bad games. Yeah, I don't care the guy. I don't care the guys who don't drink, you know

01:08:44They have bad days too. Yeah, I was looking for my water, but i'll take a Coors Light. There we go

01:08:49Well, i'll crack over it ain't that ice cold. Yeah, the uh, all right

01:08:52So so the perfect game two other things I had about that was here's gentlemen. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers

01:08:58This is going exactly how I expected when david wells the legend is on uh

01:09:03You I heard you say that the bullpen which you took very seriously throughout your career

01:09:08Uh, and and your warm-ups before the game were horrendous for that

01:09:13So what are you thinking in your head when you're throwing warm-ups before your perfect game?

01:09:17Are you like this is going to be such a shitty day?

01:09:21Well, if my bullpens were good, I was scared if they were shitty I was

01:09:26Okay with it because you can't go any he can't get any worse, right?

01:09:30So you don't know what to expect but because for me then I would just try to psych myself out

01:09:36I would throw like some pitches

01:09:38like really bad towards the end of my warm-up and start

01:09:42Dropping the f-bombs and getting pissed off and you know, mill stoudemire's looking at me go

01:09:48What's wrong with you? You all right? No, man, you see those pitches right there, but i'm not gonna tell him, right?

01:09:53You know, it's just my own thing

01:09:54It's just I get in my own head right and that's and that's what I did because my pulpins were just so good

01:10:00right and perfect, you know to me it was like it's scary because you can go in there and just

01:10:05And get caught up in it and not really

01:10:08No, you know you see the guy

01:10:09In front of you got a face and you groove them one. It goes a long ways

01:10:13Yeah, so you just gotta that just worked for me. That was my mindset

01:10:17Yeah, so and then during the perfect game at what point were you like this is happening like this is like the fifth inning

01:10:23Yeah, yeah, you were like, oh shit like this could happen. Well, I walked into the clubhouse. I always walked up and got water

01:10:30um, I just I was very superstitious so I

01:10:34You know with one out i'd run up get a water and then come back down I went into the lounge and I heard michael k

01:10:40Uh, and uh, john sterling, you know, david wells got a perfect game. I'm like la la la la

01:10:45I fucking ran out and i'm like

01:10:47Got to the bench and then I spit on the first step second step third step got to spit on those and every time

01:10:53There's times like I had cotton mouth. I couldn't get shit out of

01:10:56When fucking feathers were coming out, you know, it's like like I ate a chicken

01:11:00a whole chicken

01:11:02and uh, but yeah to me it was just a very superstitious thing for me to do and then

01:11:07And I just you know, I did that

01:11:08So I just I just tried to stay because I remember going and sitting next to tino and he got up and walked away

01:11:13Yeah, I was gonna say did everyone leave you alone? Yeah, I was very eerie

01:11:17Yeah, very eerie and you know, but I knew what they were doing because they don't want to be the ones to

01:11:22you know to jinx you and all that kind of stuff, but uh,

01:11:26Yeah, so I remember it was uh, the eighth inning going out for the eighth inning

01:11:30and uh, david cone

01:11:32Comes up to me and he goes. Hey, he goes

01:11:34Break out that uh, break out that knuckleball. I go what?

01:11:38He goes throw the knuckleball. I go. I don't throw a knuckleball. He goes. Yeah, you do

01:11:42I play catch with you every day throw that knuckleball. I go. I go. Are you out of your fucking mind, dude?

01:11:46I'm, not throwing no knuckleball. I knew what he was doing

01:11:50not right away, but then when I was walking out to the mound i'm like

01:11:54Hmm. He's just trying to get my mind off of what's going on. Yeah

01:11:56Ah very genius move on his part. Yeah, so yeah that that is genius and he obviously then threw a perfect game

01:12:02He come next year. Yeah the next year and did you have anything like that for him?

01:12:07No, I wasn't I got traded. Oh, yeah, that's right

01:12:09You got traded the first day of spring training you bounced around to so many teams

01:12:12Was there ever a moment in your career where like man, I I kind of wish I could just stay at one of these places

01:12:18uh

01:12:19I think I was meant to be on a bunch of teams. I you know, I just had a lot of

01:12:24I had a hard time with authority. Yeah, you know, I spoke my mind I think too much but

01:12:30You know, that's just the way I was it worked for me

01:12:32But you know, I want to win I want I want to make the guys around me better

01:12:37You know, I want my teammates to to do what they're supposed to do

01:12:40You know, I didn't set a very good example by going out right but I got my if I didn't come and do my job

01:12:46To the park every day or every five days and do my job

01:12:48well, then yeah, then I would expect them to come and get in my face and you know have an intervention with me or something, but

01:12:55But it was just it was like, you know

01:12:57I I just wanted to win and and I just did not like authority because i'm a grown-ass man

01:13:02So I got to tell me I got two questions about the authority thing. Uh one how much of that is uh,

01:13:09Because of your upbringing with your mom who was by everything i've read an absolute badass. She was in the hell's angel

01:13:15she was she was a uh

01:13:18She was you know a woman I guess she was her boyfriend. So yeah, she was an old lady as they would say

01:13:23Yeah, but how is that like your mom like that's kind of the coolest thing ever to be like

01:13:28Yeah, my mom was a hell's angel

01:13:30You know to me as a kid, you don't really really because you're around these guys

01:13:34Every day, you know, especially on the weekends, you know when the party's at your house, right in our apartment

01:13:41But the apartment complex that we lived in there was two on the on the on the same block

01:13:46But we were the bigger one

01:13:47the other one was a little smaller and they had a big courtyard in the middle and it was just

01:13:52It was on and it was cool because you'd have you know, 150 200 motorcycles around your whole block

01:13:58People were scared of you. Yeah, I was gonna say no one messed with you. I'm sure a shit talking punk little kid

01:14:04You mess with me. My mom's boyfriend's gonna beat your ass

01:14:08You know do all that stuff. So I I got away with a lot of shit

01:14:11Yeah, but uh, but no my mom was she that was just her lifestyle and you know worked for her and but she always told me

01:14:18She goes don't take any shit from anybody

01:14:21Speak your mind and persevere. Yeah, and that's and I

01:14:25Remember that as a little kid and I took that in to my life and it worked

01:14:29Yeah

01:14:30so the second question about authority is I heard a story that you

01:14:33Tried to or maybe didn't try but you told george steinbrenner that you're going to beat his ass

01:14:38Oh, yeah, so can you tell us that story because that's I I would imagine a lot of guys on the yankees didn't do that

01:14:44Uh because he was the boss. Yeah, you get well

01:14:48It was interleague game. We were playing the the expos and pedro and I were going toe to toe

01:14:53And I think it was the third or fourth inning darren fletcher hit a home run

01:14:57but the year before

01:14:59um 96 when I was with baltimore

01:15:02And uh, jeffrey marekid, you know leaned over piece of shit

01:15:06He did that because tony tarasco was under camping underneath and he just reached out

01:15:10And richie garcia called it a home run, which was bullshit. Yep, and so

01:15:16I brought that up because

01:15:18Same thing happened to me kid or not a kid some guy leaned over and tony was right and uh,

01:15:23And paul o'neill was right underneath it

01:15:26And paul was pissed he's screaming and they called it a home run so I I think I went eight innings

01:15:32and uh

01:15:33And then when I went in george steinbrenner was sitting right next to my locker

01:15:38But there was a picnic table in front of my locker and with nick peore who was our clubhouse manager

01:15:44And he uh, they were talking I come and I said, hey george

01:15:47I said I said you got to do something with that fence. I said it worked for you last year

01:15:51It didn't work today, you know, we're losing I think that time I think three to one

01:15:55and uh, and he and he's like

01:15:59He just looks at me. He goes. He goes. You ain't the pitcher I signed I go. Excuse me

01:16:04He goes you have to pitch. I sign go. What if you don't fucking like me? Why don't you trade me?

01:16:07He goes I tried nobody wants you that pissed me off. Yeah, so I was just like I was like, oh boy, here we go

01:16:14So he just kind of looked at me

01:16:16I said if you don't like me get fucking rid of me

01:16:19I said

01:16:20If you don't want me, I don't care. I said this is my dream to play for you

01:16:24But now if you're gonna be a dickhead and then fuck off, I don't want to be no part of it

01:16:27Yeah, you know and I said as a matter of fact, i'm gonna go get ice

01:16:31On my shoulder and my back and my knee I said and when I come back

01:16:36Um, I said if you're here I said i'm gonna beat the shit out of you

01:16:39And he gets up he gets right in my face and he's like i'm not afraid of you

01:16:43I go we'll find out in a few minutes. I went in there and I put ice elbow shoulder back knee

01:16:50And I come out and he's sitting right there and I go son of a bitch I go you still here you motherfucker

01:16:56I start ripping shit off of me

01:16:59He got up out the door. He went I just I chased and strawberry was hiding behind a pillow

01:17:06Wow, this guy's fucking out of his mind. He's like crazy

01:17:09Oh, man, he went out and then you know, I felt really bad about it. But you know, it is what it is

01:17:14I was hot and

01:17:16You know you say stuff when you're pissed off and so like two days later

01:17:20During the game i'm walking up into the clubhouse

01:17:23And the phone rings right outside of tory's office

01:17:27And I pick it up and I go yankee stadium second base. Can I help you?

01:17:31He goes who is this and I knew right who it was. I go you called me. Who's this?

01:17:36He goes this is george steinbrenner. God damn it. I said. Hey george. It's boomer

01:17:41I go. Hey, I just want to apologize

01:17:43For the other day I should have not done that that was not cool

01:17:47So I I really really feel bad and I go I apologize because you wait right there and he came down from his office

01:17:54He came down and we went in joe's office and we'd hash it out

01:17:57He gives me a big old hug kiss on the cheek. He goes. You're my guy. Oh, I like that

01:18:01But I think that's you had to do that. Yeah, right to challenge him

01:18:05Yeah, because if he had you you're done well everybody that he deals with in his day-to-day life just rolls over for him

01:18:10Yeah, so if you are a guy that stands up he'll probably respect that so I told everybody fucking talk shit to him get his face

01:18:16Challenge him do all that, but no one else. Did anyone else do that? I don't know. I don't think so

01:18:22Yeah, yeah, you know at least you give him a little bit of advice. Yeah

01:18:26Yeah, you don't want to get rolled over and it's like, you know the same crap happened to me in toronto

01:18:30You know the front office always always messed with me and I think that's why

01:18:35I became a really

01:18:38You know bad boy of baseball because of the fact that they treated me like shit

01:18:43and and it was like they were always worried about my if I was

01:18:46You know, I was 195 and they wanted me to one be 185

01:18:50I'm, like i'm already skinny. I'm six four. I'm skinny as hell. Yeah, I go. No, and then I'm 205. They want me 200

01:18:58So they'd find me a hundred dollars a day and I didn't have a hundred dollars to pay

01:19:01Yeah, I was low man on the totem pole and that on that payroll

01:19:05So it just it really sucks. So pat gillick and gord ash were always messing with me and finally one day

01:19:11I just said fuck you guys. I said I want to be a starter or a reliever

01:19:15I'm, not doing both right said i'll be happy to do one or the other because when dave steve went down

01:19:21I spot started I won 15 games right and then he comes back. I go right to the bullpen, right?

01:19:26So I was just like whatever so yeah, so I just I went out and then they released me and and that probably like that

01:19:32Toronto the start of your career probably set the tone a little bit for why you got traded for the rest

01:19:36Yeah for the rest of your career, but it also is why you were able to survive being like hey

01:19:40I know I can do this. Yeah, like fuck off. Yeah, that's why everybody wanted me in the playoffs. Yeah

01:19:45Yeah, I was a big game pitcher. So you give me the ball. I'm not afraid

01:19:48What is it about a big game pitcher because there's something special about it like a big ball sports

01:19:53Yeah, no, but like watching like, you know, there's been a ton of guys throughout history

01:19:57But like even i'm thinking like more recently like a john lesser or masson bum garner where it's like kurt shilling

01:20:03It doesn't matter what what their season look like if they have to win a game

01:20:07They're going to win a game andy pettit's probably the best big game

01:20:11A pitcher i've ever seen, you know my career. He just that guy

01:20:15Just he knew how to win kurt shilling's another guy

01:20:18He he he stepped up to the plate in big games and that's where you want to be you want to be on the biggest stage

01:20:25And and take authority and walk off that in the ninth inning with a you know

01:20:30badass with your chest out and just

01:20:32Here you go. Everybody. Yeah, that's what I just did to your team. Yeah, that's what you want

01:20:36That's a mentality that you want, you know, a lot of guys are going

01:20:40Third fourth inning looking in the dugout going come get me right, you know, that's just not how it is

01:20:46There's guys that that just step up and there's guys that don't so you're talking about the butterflies earlier

01:20:51Like would you you would still get those butterflies before a big game? You just lean into them?

01:20:55Yeah, how would you make how do you make those butterflies your friend?

01:20:57You just you just go out there and make your pitches

01:21:00I knew I could I could throw I could hit a nat's ass at 60 feet six inches nine out of ten times

01:21:06I had good control, you know, I had control with every pitch. So I threw strikes

01:21:11So you just try to make your pitches know what guys can beat you, you know, and and pitch to your strength

01:21:17I know I didn't look at the at the

01:21:19At the uh scouting reports, you know, I would do it from time to time just to appease somebody but

01:21:26I already knew what I was doing. I pitched to my strengths not what

01:21:30Some scouting report tells me to do, you know, if it's somebody I don't know that just got called up

01:21:36Then i'll go look at it just to see what their yeah their scouting report is

01:21:40But to me it was still

01:21:42I just pitched to my strengths. What about your catchers when your catchers are calling a game

01:21:46Are you a guy that would shake off a lot of signs if they knew what you wanted to throw nope we

01:21:50I made sure they knew what I threw in every count in the pitch

01:21:54you know every pitch in the count, excuse me, and

01:21:57So to me they had to think with me because I hated to shake off

01:22:01Now if I had a scuffed ball

01:22:04Then they put number two down. I'm like, no, no, no

01:22:07No, we're going number one because I can make that ball move that much

01:22:11Inside and out so i'd rather do that and and not speed up their bat when they're looking for something off speed

01:22:17Yeah, but yeah, because I would if you get a scuffed ball, I remember early in my career. I get scuffed balls

01:22:22I'd throw them back. Yeah, what a dumb ass I was. I don't know. I was just green behind the ears

01:22:27Yeah

01:22:27Then I got a little older and and you know

01:22:29Talked to the veteran guys and they tell you and then you start working with them

01:22:33It's like oh my god now they throw every ball out. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's it's crazy if it hits the dirt

01:22:39Yeah, it's out so

01:22:40You're pitching in you know, the 90s early 2000s height of the steroid era

01:22:45Did you know at the time you're like these guys are juicing and like they're

01:22:49You know what guys were doing them right and what guys weren't right and you know, it's just

01:22:54I I look back now I go fuck. I wish I would have done them. Yeah, to be honest with you

01:22:58That's an honest answer. I I wish I would have because I I don't think I would have I think I would have gained

01:23:05Velocity, you know, I I think in that aspect so with my ability to throw strikes

01:23:11I think it would have made me a lot better

01:23:13You know, I think injuries, you know, these little aches and pains you get, you know

01:23:17The dead arm period and stuff like that that you get so it's like, you know

01:23:22That that might have been a big difference for me. But yeah, but no I never did them. So

01:23:26You know, but to me it sucks that the guys that

01:23:30Did them that didn't need to do them. Yeah, and you know, I guess so I guess I would say allegedly they did

01:23:36you know, we all know what guys did them and

01:23:39So to me, but you know that that's just a thing. So, you know, I look at it in my situation

01:23:45I pitched in a steroid era and I could have probably had

01:23:50You know 15 20 more wins because of it. So that puts me at you know

01:23:56Yeah, well no I had 239

01:23:59So 260 270. Yeah, but if the blue jays would have left me a starter my whole career

01:24:05That's why I wish I always played for the braves

01:24:07Yeah, because they always brought their guys up and they just let them go, you know, and that's how they learned

01:24:11Yeah, and that's why they were very good staff. Yeah all those years and you know, so if you take

01:24:1710 wins

01:24:19If you just take 10 wins a year for those six years, they stuck me in the bullpen, you know, that's 60 wins

01:24:24Yeah, that's 300 you're getting 300. Yeah hall of fame. Yeah, that's true

01:24:28So was there ever a moment or maybe a home run or a moment in the game where you're like fuck?

01:24:33This is crazy what these guys are doing. I mean when a guy that normally doesn't hit a home run off you and he's going

01:24:3920 rows deep oppo

01:24:42That pisses you off because you know, they're doing it and you know, it's just you see their bodies change and it's just like

01:24:49Okay, here we go

01:24:50He's got to make your pitches but even that pitch that you normally get them out on they're

01:24:56You know, they're so strong now. I know it's just like great but you know, it is what it is

01:25:00And yeah, you know do I think those guys should be in the hall of fame?

01:25:03No, because I didn't do them

01:25:05they don't belong in it and there's guys that

01:25:07Think that they should and I I call bullshit on that because it shouldn't it shouldn't be that situation

01:25:13You know, it's like and here's a case with andy pettit

01:25:16And when him and roger would I guess roger gave it to him or whatever it was whoever their trainer was at the time

01:25:24And andy was hurt. So he I think he did. I don't know if I don't know what it was. Uh,

01:25:29That he did. I think it was the cream maybe but whatever he did. He was doing it to

01:25:33to

01:25:34to get uh

01:25:36to come back faster, you know, whatever it was and

01:25:40I think if it was under a doctor's supervision

01:25:43From guys that got injured and if it's a healing process and it gets them over that when they get some back on the field

01:25:49That I would be fine with that. I think that would be

01:25:51That would be okay

01:25:52But it would have to be obviously would have to go as a league rule

01:25:56And then doc the doctors the team doctors and it's documented then sure

01:26:00Why wouldn't you do that and then let them in the hall because andy pettit?

01:26:04Uh, he's a hall of famer in my eyes, but you know that one little mishap might screw him for the rest of his life

01:26:10But so you're you're a baseball historian

01:26:12Like you you you collect a bunch of stuff the the game that you wore bay bruce hat was pretty awesome the uh,

01:26:19Don't you think it's crazy though that barry bonds like you is not in the hall of fame

01:26:23He's one of if not the best baseball player of all time

01:26:26And you can go through the history of baseball like there's all these guys that pre

01:26:30You know, uh 1950s didn't play against black players. They didn't play like the best competition

01:26:35So you don't think that's crazy that they shouldn't they should be in the hall of fame

01:26:39Well, you gotta tell the history of the game good or bad

01:26:41Well, sure, but the thing is if they did steroids and they're linked to them

01:26:46so it's like

01:26:47You know, I I don't know and and I I like both they're both great guys

01:26:50Yeah, they're both great guys, but you know to me when you're linked to it and everybody knows

01:26:57Then it's like, you know, it's it's it's you know

01:26:59I don't know about the committee what the committee's thinking but it's the writers and eventually

01:27:04They're probably going to get in because the writers will get younger and they'll realize well

01:27:08Yeah, but they're there's a lot of stupid ass writers. Oh, yeah that don't need to be

01:27:13Writing and they should not have a vote. Yeah, the voting process for baseball. It's stupid. It's crazy

01:27:17Didn't our cheater not get a hundred percent? Well, and that's the thing because there's one guy

01:27:21Yeah, I forgot his name and this is the bs part of it all is that everything's secretive to them and they keep going to

01:27:27Derrick and derrick has to answer all these questions and derrick's like why don't you go to the guy who didn't vote for me?

01:27:33Right, but they're saying well, we don't know who it is

01:27:35Well, they hide behind their pencil leave behind it and that's bs or a bunch of I mean

01:27:40We call them pussies. Yeah

01:27:43All day long and maybe a few others because they're such afraid of their own shadow

01:27:47But they could sit there and write bs about you

01:27:50Your whole career and they not like you so they're not going to vote for you

01:27:54But that one guy from what I hear doesn't like to vote for guys their first year. Yeah

01:28:01It's ridiculous. Exactly. It's like gatekeeping some idea of baseball perfection. It doesn't exist

01:28:06Yeah, rovero was another one where it's like he got it. He's the great he didn't get a hundred percent

01:28:09He didn't get a hundred right? I don't think he did he get a hundred. I think he got a hundred

01:28:13I think he was the only one that got it for him

01:28:15But yeah, he might have been the only one but like that's the one Derek Jeter same way

01:28:19Yeah, he's a stud, you know a lot of these guys

01:28:22I mean that that has been

01:28:24Had to wait and wait or wait a year and then they get in the next year

01:28:28Put him in. I think the same thing happened to roberto alomar. Rivera got a hundred. All right

01:28:33Yeah, so like he was the only one

01:28:35He I think he had to wait a year and then he got in

01:28:38It was a stud right one of the best players i've ever seen best best infielder i've ever seen

01:28:44Ken, griffey jr. Probably the best outfielder i've ever seen. Yeah, but there's a couple guys behind him that were just as good

01:28:50Yeah, but uh, but yeah, you see guys like that, but you know, they didn't get caught

01:28:56Doing anything, you know to me. It's like how do you not put bernie williams in the hall of fame?

01:29:00Yeah, how do you not put kenny lofton in the hall of fame?

01:29:03You know, they had great numbers. They had they have hall of fame numbers. That's why you got a douchebag

01:29:09uh

01:29:11What's the commissioner yeah commissioner, yeah, man rob manfred I just I think he hates baseball

01:29:17So he's just screwing it up while his tenure is still going. Yeah, he's gonna see how much he could fuck it up

01:29:22So wait, what I got a guy they had a they should have booted him years ago

01:29:26What don't you like about today's game?

01:29:28Everything. Okay. I like that. I knew that whatever I asked. I don't watch it. I don't watch baseball anymore

01:29:33Seriously, i've watched it in five years. Have you seen the bigger bases though?

01:29:36The only time I watch baseball is my buddy chuck down in san diego because he's a big padre fan

01:29:41And i've gone to maybe two games in five years

01:29:44So I can't I lied i've watched two games in five years. Do you have the card that gets you into every game?

01:29:49Yes, that is one of the coolest things

01:29:51So, can you explain it that when you retire ten years you ten if you play ten years in in the big leagues

01:29:57You get a gold card that you can walk up to any stadium at any time and you get walked right in you get two

01:30:02Of the best tickets available. That's that's awesome. That's very cool. Yeah, but

01:30:06You just don't you can I use yours? Can we have it?

01:30:08You gotta you gotta find my kids

01:30:10My kids want it. Do they use it? They've used it before. Yeah, you get like snacks and drinks with that or just tickets

01:30:16No, just tickets. That's so cool though. Just be able to walk up like want to go to a game. Okay

01:30:20Well, you know how much tickets are nowadays so far that they're ahead of the game. Yeah

01:30:24What would you do to fix baseball?

01:30:26I would get rid of the clock

01:30:28Okay, I get every analytic guy out of there fire all the nerds all the nerds drop them off in the middle of the lake

01:30:34And let them swim in okay

01:30:36Kill all the nerds. All right, you know they're because here's the thing. They're they're they're the guys that are making all

01:30:42all the uh

01:30:43all the calls and everything and giving it to the

01:30:46You know to the gms or you know, whatever and then they're going off of that

01:30:50It's like all that shit has been there since day one of baseball

01:30:54It just took a couple cronies to go back there crunch numbers billy bean one of them, you know

01:31:00And with the money ball, but it's like a lot there's some validity to a lot of it

01:31:04But a computer doesn't tell you it doesn't have a heartbeat so it doesn't do that you throw

01:31:10You if you throw over first base the third time he gets to go to second

01:31:14Okay, what part of that don't I get guy on second?

01:31:18And extra innings because they want to speed the game up. You don't want to go to the fucking game for nine innings

01:31:22Get the hell out. Yeah cares. Yeah, that's up to you

01:31:25Don't try to speed the game up the game

01:31:27The integrity of the game is what it was

01:31:29Would you ever try to throw like pick off pitches to first base just to piss off the fans when they started to boo you

01:31:34You know what sparky anderson was the man doing that he would have you throw over six times in a row

01:31:41Fans are booing like crazy especially and then they're and you know in the visiting one and they even just he would do it

01:31:46but

01:31:47there's a reason for that because they want to see they want to try to

01:31:50You know, they want to try to see if the play off their hand if he's going to turn around and bunt

01:31:53Try to get the guy over right so there's reasons for all that stuff, right, you know

01:31:57But now these kids nowadays, they don't have to think for themselves because they got these analytic guys

01:32:02That are doing all the thinking for them and it's like learn how to play ball. They grow a sack. Let's go. I like that

01:32:08I like that bring back small ball

01:32:10Steal some bases 100. Yeah, I mean you don't see it anymore

01:32:13You can see it in today's game like the I know they've made a lot of rule changes some good some bad

01:32:18But like they're the averages batting averages are down so insanely where like no one's hitting, you know over 300, right?

01:32:26And it's like the you know, the game the action of the game

01:32:29That's what people want to see and I know that I actually agree with like banning the shift

01:32:34Because I did think the shift like that just became ridiculous when a guy would hit you know

01:32:38What makes that guy needs to make an adjustment? Okay. All right make the adjustment

01:32:42I'm not I had no problem with that

01:32:43It used to piss me off because then they would hit it the other way hit it down the line

01:32:46I mean, did I like it? No, but I don't think they should have took it out

01:32:50I mean the hitters are good enough. You got to give them credit because they know how to hit bad pitches

01:32:55You know, you don't need uh an analytics guy to tell you, you know, this is that they just learn it

01:33:01Robin young guys like that paul molyneux, you know, george brett all these guys that you know were pure

01:33:08Hitters hall of fame hitters. They figured it out. Dave Winfield all these guys you go down the line from the 60 70

01:33:15Are the 70s 80s and 90s?

01:33:182000 then before the analytics these guys learn how to hit. Yeah, they pay attention

01:33:23All you got to do is pay attention I watch the hitters

01:33:26They watch us tony. Gwynn. Tony. Gwynn. Yeah, you know the pity wade boggs don mattingly. Did you ever go out with wade boggs?

01:33:32Oh, yeah, how who would uh, who would end the night?

01:33:36Uh, he would I would end the night you'd out drink wade not in beers. Yeah

01:33:42The story goes when he drank 70 beers on a cross-country trip one time

01:33:46Do you believe that i've seen it? Yeah. Yeah, i've seen it so and not get up to pee once that's even more impressive

01:33:53It was like six that's more impressive six beers in the clubhouse after the game, right?

01:33:56And then he'd have another six pack on the bus. A lot of guys would do that, but he was the king

01:34:01Yeah, you know, but you know what it worked for him. Yeah, he's there at the he's there the next day early first guy there

01:34:07Hitting getting his work in eating his chicken

01:34:10Whatever it may be and wade was awesome. Yeah, it seems like a very cool hang

01:34:15You mentioned roger clemens earlier and then that that reminded me. Um

01:34:18You you obviously have had run-ins with every manager that you've that you've been involved with roger clemens managed you for a day he did

01:34:25We were in made a couple about a month ago three weeks ago at a tournament. We were

01:34:30We were golfing it was uh, ben higgins

01:34:33uh roger and I and we were playing and

01:34:36And roger brought that up. I go some because when I looked up i'm like what the hell are you doing out here?

01:34:41and but

01:34:43tory gave him manager of the day because he was you know, I don't know if it was towards the end of

01:34:49It was I guess

01:34:50a veteran status

01:34:51It was it was you know

01:34:52It was a great gesture on joe's part to to do that

01:34:55But it was I didn't expect it and he comes out there

01:34:58I'm, like because normally I don't want to come out of a game, right?

01:35:00But uh, but it was pretty cool roger and let me tell you roger's one of the funniest dudes you'll ever meet his

01:35:07his isms

01:35:08Excuse me his isms and he's he's got a lot of one-liners. He keep you on your toes. Yeah

01:35:15Yeah, we had battles and all that over the years we talked a lot of crap to one another

01:35:20You know over the years, but i'll tell you he's he's just

01:35:24He he's down there. He's a good guy

01:35:26I would think that if he was trying to take you out of a game though

01:35:27You'd be like get the fuck back in the dugout roger. Trust me. I think I said that

01:35:32But he's a bigger boy than me. So i'm not gonna give him too much

01:35:34Yeah talking about old school baseball when you're if a teammate of yours got hit were you kind of excited?

01:35:40Like i'm gonna i'm gonna you don't want to hit anybody. You don't want to hit you just protect your teammates, right?

01:35:45You protect them and you just so my rule of thumb was hit the first guy. Yeah, big small. It doesn't matter

01:35:52You hit the first guy and just try to you know, squash it and I remember in toronto

01:35:57Doug linton hit like three or four guys

01:35:59And i'm like, well my rule of thumb

01:36:01And first guy up albert bell

01:36:05Oh, no

01:36:08So I said, you know what piss on it and first pitch smoked him

01:36:12He just dropped the bat and stared at me. I'm like, oh boy. That's scary. I go it's on

01:36:16Yeah, it's coming. He just he walked all the way to first base and stared at me the whole time

01:36:22And so obviously thank god I was a lefty

01:36:24Yeah, because I got him right here on my side and i'm not doing I think like two pitches later double play

01:36:29Yeah, so it was he he wasn't a very fast runner, but then he's walked he's got to come by the mound

01:36:34I'm just kind of I stepped away from the mound

01:36:37Just to see what he was going to do and I watched him walk all the way into the dugout

01:36:41And he went over to doug linton and grabbed him by his throat and just started shaking

01:36:45I was like, that's a man that knows baseball. That's because he knows that guy

01:36:50Yeah, I remember that clip. I didn't I didn't remember the reason why he grabbed his teammate by the throat because right?

01:36:55They were talking about that smart. Yeah

01:36:57He just had bad

01:36:59You know temper. Well, no, he just had antics from like he'll run like 20 yards past, you know ground ball

01:37:06He'll run 20 yards past first base and then

01:37:09Off with the helmet leave it there and make the first base. I know come and get it. Yeah that kind of stuff

01:37:13There's a egg like a halloween. Yeah. Well, he got he got mad. No, he got mad

01:37:17This is in baltimore. There's a lot of punks out there. He got mad because um

01:37:21No, it wasn't it wasn't but he got mad because some kids egged his house

01:37:24Yeah, and then I think he chased him like on a bike which is scary kicked our ass. Yeah

01:37:28Oh, i've done that. Have you i've done that kids egging and toilet paper in your house. Oh, hell

01:37:34Yeah, what do you say to them when we had a catch because my wife bought me a pitcher

01:37:38And a catcher big bronze in the front yard

01:37:41She bought that for me years ago and a halloween

01:37:44Kids took it and they took it like three blocks away and put them in somebody else's yard

01:37:48Well, I found out who are the kids was he scared the daylights out of them. You chase them down. I chased them down but

01:37:54I didn't get them they peeled off and I chased the wrong kids because I didn't know

01:37:58Because they had golf carts and they had our thing

01:38:00But I did get some of the kids that were there and they were scared shitless, but they're little kids

01:38:05But you grab them and you're just like, you know, i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna beat your ass

01:38:09and all that but then we found out who it was and went over there and you just have a

01:38:13Talking so, you know what? I see you on my property again. I'm gonna shoot you. Yeah. Yeah

01:38:18Getting chased down by david wells

01:38:20Not something. I wouldn't shoot a little kid. Okay, but like five years old adult if he's 18 or over

01:38:26You're gonna get your ass. I love that

01:38:29Nowadays you shoot him because our whole world's going to shit

01:38:32But back in then he just beat the shit out of him

01:38:35I got my ass kicked plenty of times so back at you

01:38:38uh

01:38:38one time albert bell got hit by a pitch and then he told the umpire didn't hit him because he wanted to stay in the

01:38:43Box and try to hit home run. Yeah, one of the all-time moments smart guy. Yeah, a lot of guys did that

01:38:48I didn't hit me was there any hitter that you um

01:38:50I don't want to say you were afraid of because you obviously I don't think you're the kind of guy

01:38:53Afraid of anybody afraid of anyone, but was there a hitter that you respected or had your number move on? Yeah, mo

01:39:02Von that's son of a bitch. I couldn't get him out. So I finally told him I said mo

01:39:06I love you, buddy, but you know if there's anybody on i'm just gonna hit you

01:39:10He goes why is that because I can't get you out. I said you're a liability on first base. You can't run for shit. So

01:39:17You know advantage me. Yeah, and but yeah, I think he had like eight or nine home runs off me career

01:39:22Uh, i'm like, I just tipped my cap and when he would turn on a pitch. I tried to take him out and get him drunk

01:39:28He could drink

01:39:30Didn't he didn't carry he was in that lineup the next day

01:39:33Who was the most underrated? Uh player you played with or against that? You're like he deserves more credit

01:39:39Oh my god

01:39:42Jeez

01:39:45I mean

01:39:46paul o'neill

01:39:48you know he

01:39:50I think he he was I used to love sitting at the end of the bench and he just beat the shit out of that water

01:39:57Water jug, I just sit there and get a laugh out of it, but he

01:40:01I mean he he had he made a good name for himself, but I I think he he's

01:40:06He's got good numbers. Yeah, and all that stuff. But yeah, he was

01:40:10he's a stud but there I mean, there's so many guys I just

01:40:14You know he played with so many guys, yeah, I did 21 years and nine teams there's a lot of guys

01:40:19Yeah, you know that that played a lot

01:40:22You know a lot of guys. There was just a lot of gamers. I mean

01:40:26To me, it's just hard to pick them all out

01:40:27Yeah, what was your favorite, uh city you played for not counting the yankees because I know obviously, you know

01:40:32You loved babe ruth and well san diego because i'm from san diego. I got to play there but uh

01:40:38You know believe it or not, you know because of the greatest manager of all time

01:40:43Sparky anderson, I love detroit. Yeah, but to me it was just playing for that guy

01:40:48And just getting the knowledge that he gives you

01:40:51You know, he helped me tremendously. Yeah

01:40:54Yeah, what was different about him than every other manager that you had he cared for he cared about you

01:40:58He wanted you to succeed, but he's just so wise and his wisdom and you know, he would just tell you we'd sit

01:41:05Come here sit next to me. He used to say watch these hitters

01:41:09And all that he just explained stuff to you, but he would do it with everybody on the team

01:41:13You know joe tory

01:41:15It was that circle of trust and we were way the hell up here. We weren't even close

01:41:20He didn't treat everybody the same. Yeah, you know seto gaston, you know, I hated him as a manager

01:41:25I love him as a person, but we never saw eye to eye. We got it. We went got into it

01:41:31Um, but you know, I didn't I don't I didn't think he treated everybody fair

01:41:36Um, you know, there's a few managers that didn't jim forgoes. He was a great manager. He was a players manager

01:41:42But uh, you know bruce boach. He was great

01:41:45you know a lot of good managers, but there's just some that just

01:41:48Didn't really I wouldn't I I don't think I could have played for tony la russa because he was kind of the same way

01:41:55Could have partied with him. What's that could have partied with me. I probably wouldn't have though

01:41:59But uh, you know, I respected him as a man a lot of guys liked him, but I wasn't a big fan

01:42:05Just watching him and hearing all the horror stories about it. So

01:42:10But you know, he's he's a legend. Yeah, he did a lot of good things for the game of baseball

01:42:14What about umpires? Did you get along with some of them?

01:42:17Very few. Yeah, but some but I hated the rest of them. Who was your most hated al clark? Okay douche bag

01:42:25of all time

01:42:26He was terrible. Um

01:42:29Kenny kaiser

01:42:30He was he was a tough son of a bitch

01:42:33I got in a few altercations with him. Did you ever try to make nice with him?

01:42:36Just like smooth things over see you try to you try to tim mcclellan the guy who called my perfect game

01:42:42He was terrible

01:42:45Terrible umpire

01:42:47Terrible, but that day he was good

01:42:49Yeah, he had no choice. I was good, too

01:42:52What about joe west? Did you ever get in cowboy? Joe? He was I just

01:42:57He's one that kind of intimidated me because really boy

01:43:00yeah, because you just do that and he just was like, you know, I I run into joe from time to time and

01:43:07You know, I just just keep your mouth shut because you're not going to last long with joe

01:43:11You know and he's a big boy

01:43:13That's the one man that you're afraid of is joe west flip the script on you a little bit a little bit

01:43:17But you know, I I respected him, but he just you know what for me I threw strikes

01:43:22So with these umpires they changed their strike zone late in the game

01:43:26And that was a strike early in the game and then it's not that's where I had the problem, right?

01:43:31What do you think about robot umps?

01:43:34No, I think because you know if you look back and you look at replay

01:43:38They get it, right

01:43:40Like a high percentage of the time they do get it, right, but they do get it wrong a lot

01:43:44And that's what I think replay should you know?

01:43:48comes in

01:43:49you know, they do that but to me it's

01:43:52You know as much as I hate umpires I would say yeah, but I think it just takes the integrity away from the game

01:43:57Human element. Yeah. What was there?

01:43:59What's the meanest thing you said to an ump that got you kicked out?

01:44:02Or a story about getting kicked out of a game a piece of shit or something like that. That's it

01:44:06Yeah, not me. I really didn't I got kicked out of not a whole lot of games

01:44:11But a few just you know, just for just calling them calling them out showing them up

01:44:15And that's one thing that they didn't like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

01:44:19What about when you were batting when you went up I hated the bat did you you were what 123 career

01:44:24Something around maybe lower. Who knows?

01:44:26Would you like make an effort go into the box or just be like I'm gonna stand here

01:44:29I was like if they called me on some crappy pitches

01:44:33Then I'd say well, I hope I get those. Yeah

01:44:36Well, that's the wrong thing to say because then I got happened to me in miami

01:44:41Sheffield hit a grand slam off me

01:44:43and uh, but

01:44:45before that happened

01:44:48It was a situation. No, it was my first at bat and I had pitches

01:44:52I threw for strikes and that was right and then sheffield hits a grand slam

01:44:57and then I come up and i'm like

01:45:00And then he calls a pitch like that far out and I go. Wow

01:45:04I go, I guess I threw that same pitch to sheffield and then should have been strike three instead

01:45:08I got a grand slam and I got thrown out of the game

01:45:11Got thrown out, but we got rained out. So that game didn't count. Oh, there you go

01:45:15Granny didn't and I tell him that all the time. That's perfect. That's one grand slam. You'll never get back. That's perfect

01:45:21Uh, all right, so we this has been awesome. We got a couple last questions. Uh,

01:45:25By the way, we are at the american century championship. Like I said, uh awesome

01:45:29This is the 35th annual championship, uh a celebrity golf and they've raised uh, eight million for charity

01:45:36Uh, it's awesome event ton of people here

01:45:38Who do you think knowing all the golf games who who is the best golfer you've played with here?

01:45:43That has a chance to actually win. I mean you you look at marty fish. He's on fire right now. He won in maine

01:45:50He's I always you know, I love mark molder. He's he's a stud. He's won it here a few times

01:45:56He's fun to watch. Is small t playing small cheese. I talked to small t yesterday

01:46:01And he's playing how you playing he goes i'm playing really well

01:46:06But you know, I just I I put you know, they're low because they're low odds

01:46:10Try to find someone's got better odds. You throw a couple hundred bucks. Yeah, you know, you got some good beer money

01:46:15so but uh, but yeah those you know, those those guys right there are

01:46:21You know you want to see when but I like watching the underdogs guys that just come from behind and you know

01:46:27Get lucky a lot of pictures marty is just so good. He's just so and he hits it so far and he's he's spot on

01:46:33He's just very seldom does he make a mistake out there? Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. Um,

01:46:38The other question I had was uh the trainers you mentioned your weight would you ever pay off the trainers?

01:46:44Oh, yeah change your weight damn straight. I did

01:46:47What would you what would you give them?

01:46:50Uh, I take care of them. Yeah

01:46:52Just like hey, make sure you change that number a little bit. Yeah, or I would doctor

01:46:55so the old school skills that you do the bottom and then you do the top well back here they had a

01:47:01Underneath they had a thing so I would so before I'd go weigh-ins

01:47:05I would go in there when they weren't looking I would hit that son of a bitch

01:47:09And I would put it to like two pounds

01:47:11To the t to where I get on there and they see it

01:47:14And they go. Okay, you're under and then I was doing that. I would just

01:47:18Had to hit it back

01:47:20I love that. Oh, yeah, that's smart

01:47:22Did you ever take like the the diet aspect seriously because I know there was

01:47:25An article that you weren't thrilled about in sports illustrated at one point that just I never did the story

01:47:29So yeah, so that jeff guy whoever they wanted did the rocker?

01:47:33Yeah, he followed me around for two weeks to only get the hell away from me. He's a douchebag

01:47:37So I just so no, but that that was a story that was blemished or whatever

01:47:42But you know, I was a big dude

01:47:43The reason why I didn't care about my weight or anything because when we had the strike in 94

01:47:49Really pissed me off because we had a few of them. That's another that's another 10 10 15 wins. Yeah, and so

01:47:55So and I went through what what three four strikes?

01:47:58And to me it was just

01:48:01The owners didn't care so I didn't care so piss on them and I actually it benefited me because I got better

01:48:06Yeah, I got better and they're like you don't look good on the phone. I don't give a shit what I look like

01:48:11What is the result?

01:48:13What looks is what you want to look at not not what I look like. I don't have to look good in the lobby

01:48:18So, you know fat guys win too, you know, that's a good point. You know, I always tell them i'm fat

01:48:22You're ugly and I can die it so

01:48:24Have a nice day

01:48:26You know, you don't run the ball the plate so but I was for big guy still filled my position. Yeah

01:48:31yeah, so to me that was something that I didn't care but then

01:48:35You know, but as you get older and I see the reasoning as you get older your body

01:48:41Breaks down and you know, like I said, I need a knee surgery just had my shoulder down

01:48:45But that's my I would see my knees and my back for my weight, but not my shoulder

01:48:49Yeah, I mean you still played 21 years. Yeah, I threw a lot of pitches

01:48:52Yeah, I mean the longevity I think speaks for itself. You just had the shoulder done

01:48:56Do you think you could still dial it up now though? Like how fast no

01:48:59I mean, I couldn't break a window from two feet

01:49:03The last 12 years I couldn't throw a ball from here to the back of the room

01:49:06And now I can throw a ball to the back of the room, but i'm just not 100% still i'm like 60 65

01:49:13You know, I get out there and golf and swing it and it's fine

01:49:16But you know throwing to me to throw there so like on 17

01:49:20This week I can go out there and now I can throw a ball back for the last, you know, five six years

01:49:25I just walk down there and i'm getting booed because I can't throw the ball back to him

01:49:29Yeah, so now I can throw a football back to him. I can throw a baseball whatever

01:49:33You know and it's to me i'm back. Yeah, that's big time

01:49:38Be able to throw it 30 40 feet. You're talking yourself down. Let's pencil. David wells as a dark horse this week

01:49:44No, yes, don't do it, please don't do that save your money. No, no save your money. Come on. Why not you dude?

01:49:50There's a bunch of hookers walking down the street. They're pretty hot. Save your money. Go get a hooker

01:49:55If you if you win, I will get a hooker. How about that?

01:49:59Well, I hope I don't win so you don't get one

01:50:01What i'm gonna do with the hooker you can't get it on your own boy. There's something wrong

01:50:04I'll just talk to her

01:50:06She'll be my therapist for an hour. Yeah, I bet

01:50:10I bet you you don't last an hour

01:50:14Yeah, you'll be a three-pump chump

01:50:17They got I can last so long in bed. You don't understand. Why do you think they they're there for me?

01:50:21Because they got mad skills. They're professionals

01:50:23professionals

01:50:25Uh, all right. So I had one last question is rowback question rhoback.com awesome golf gear q-zips polos hoodies

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01:50:37Uh, all right. So my last question you are good. Thank you. Yeah, appreciate that the uh, you're a collector

01:50:44of some

01:50:45really cool

01:50:46Memorabilia in baseball history. What's your most prized possession or what's the one thing that you're like?

01:50:51This is the thing. I just love look. Well, I have a ball

01:50:54here

01:50:55And it's babe ruth

01:50:58I got hank aaron

01:51:00I got barry bonds to sign it. I'm gonna get albert pole holes when he's there. Wow

01:51:05700 home run club. I wish a rod would have got it

01:51:08Because then that would have been five guys

01:51:11Yeah, but four I thought I I thought he was gonna get a it's bummer he didn't

01:51:15but uh, but to have four

01:51:18700 home run guys on a ball. It's the only one that's incredible. It's the only one in existence that I know of. Yeah

01:51:23I mean, so they're not gonna they're not gonna make one of those. Nope. Yeah, I have another baseball

01:51:28That's got hank aaron and babe ruth on it. Wow, and those signatures are

01:51:34Awesome on it. Yeah, because when when hank aaron says are you sure you want me? He's like damn straight. I want you

01:51:39That's incredible because it's it's just cool

01:51:41I have a bunch of babe ruth baseballs just solo ones and then hank aaron balls

01:51:46I have solo but how pissed was joe tory when he wore the babe ruth hat which is the cool you wore the same hat

01:51:51That babe ruth wore in yankee stadium to pitch the first inning so mad. He fined me

01:51:552,500 why why tell him a tool and all that guys? He's a tool

01:52:00No, no, i'm saying why was he mad? It makes no sense. That's what I said

01:52:03I said don't don't be so shallow joe

01:52:05I said if anybody would have respected it, it should have been you right?

01:52:08Because you're such a big baseball and a and a new york fan yankee fan

01:52:13And he did that. I just he just hated me. Yeah, so that's that's the reason why

01:52:18That's yeah, that seems like something he should have loved

01:52:20That's that's the most respectful thing you could do with that hat as long as you win

01:52:24If david cohen already would have been fine. How'd you do in that inning?

01:52:27I got out of it and when soon I take it off. I didn't get I didn't get to the out of the third inning

01:52:32Yeah, yeah, so you should keep it on. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Um, well boomer. This has been awesome, man

01:52:39We loved having you on uh, you you are a legend and uh appreciate it and go win this tournament this weekend

01:52:45I'm, just gonna go have fun. No expectations. What's your what's your goal for for shooting this weekend for three?

01:52:51Try to 15 points. Okay. Yeah, 15 points. Okay. I'll be happy with 15 points. What does that mean?

01:52:57I'm in the good not behind not where charles barkley and cable guy and those guys are at

01:53:03Yeah, you know, I want to be in the positive not the negative. Okay, so we can make that happen. You can win it

01:53:09I can I played really well last year

01:53:12Would you trust me? I believe in myself, but I don't have as many rounds

01:53:16As these other guys do maybe we get some so my now I got and now I got full rotation

01:53:21And I don't know what to do with it. My body's all jacked up

01:53:23We don't we don't have to include this in the podcast, but what if what if we got you some steroids?

01:53:27Yeah, you said you always wish that you let's go. Yeah

01:53:30I can take whatever the hell I want now

01:53:31We should get if we got some old hell's angels guys to just roll up when when your competition is teeing off

01:53:37So I just go and uh, you just scared the shit out of everybody. Yeah, just a little rev the engine right?

01:53:41I don't think they would scare anybody now. They're all old guys

01:53:45These guys in there like 70s 80s now on their mopeds. I'd have to get the younger generation

01:53:50Yeah, he got the rascal scooters that they're driving around. Yeah, really in the chopper bunch

01:53:54If you can read this the bitch fell off on the back. No this

01:53:58You know, it's just guys there's guys out here. They're just so good. Yeah, I saw adam. Uh, um, uh

01:54:05I keep saying theeson adam. Yeah

01:54:08So adam thielen

01:54:09Great, and he's he's a sleeper to win. He wants to win too. Yeah, and I on uh on the 10th hole today he hit

01:54:17He hit a little iron and he hit about 300 down the middle. I'm like, oh boy and that and that

01:54:23Well exceeds my driver. My driver's like 250 260. Yeah, so yeah, so you can do it

01:54:29Well boomer appreciate the coffee. Yeah. Thank you so much, man. Yep. We appreciate it

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01:55:34Okay, let's finish off with pardon your take

01:55:37Uh, who's reading them I am

01:55:39All right, you're gonna nail this. Hey dad cat balding pft

01:55:43Summertime hank loser max and jetman memes. I'm not balding. I'm bald

01:55:48Would you rather?

01:55:49Don't say you can't that's that's um, that's that's my culture. There's a lot of bald people that would be very upset. I'm not bald yet

01:55:56Would you rather have to get a tattoo of your rival team every time they win a championship?

01:56:00but know your team would win one championship at some point in your lifetime or

01:56:04Have hope every year till getting bounced in the first round of the playoffs and have a too early championship tattoo not paying out

01:56:10I would say

01:56:12getting the tattoo for your rival because

01:56:14Who's the commander's biggest rival the cowboys?

01:56:17Yeah, so i'm fine with that. Well, could you do it if you could do it anywhere like you just

01:56:22If I had a packer's tattoo on the bottom of my foot

01:56:27I think you'd probably and you get one guaranteed super bowl

01:56:30I mean any of these are like hey one guaranteed super bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. What would you say hank?

01:56:37No, not at this point. You have too many. Yeah

01:56:40You you get backup championships

01:56:43Yeah

01:56:45Yeah, yeah you won backup championships, I mean if it would be new york

01:56:48It's like they haven't they can't even make the playoffs. They have 12 teams a fucking state

01:56:52Uh

01:56:55Fuck three down football, but the nfl should introduce cfl pre-snap motion rules to allow receivers to take running starts

01:57:01Not only would it open up the game

01:57:02But it would inevitably take us one step closer to having a football savant come in with rugby like plays

01:57:07That would change the game forever

01:57:08Okay

01:57:08I like to imagine a qb and shotgun with two backs plus tight ends and rbs on either side of him

01:57:14Able to run either direction go lateral madness

01:57:16Wait, I don't I can't imagine what he just said. I don't even understand

01:57:20Also, I I think in the cfl you only can have one guy, right?

01:57:22You can have one guy and I think he gets like five yards

01:57:26You can't imagine it. You just can't imagine it. No, have you ever watched a cfl game? I'm trying

01:57:36Hank you're thinking of just watching a snap and then everyone's moving

01:57:41Yeah, I guess I think that's what they kind of do that's what they do

01:57:43That's what tyreek hill does every fucking play. No, there's a guy in motion, but no the in cfl you can literally run

01:57:50And like run towards the line of scrimmage. So you you're like full that's what tyreek hill does every time he runs sideways

01:57:55You're allowed to run sideways and then you bend it at the last second, right?

01:57:59Got it

01:58:00Do you get it? No, i'll have to watch i'm a visual learner. I'm a visual

01:58:04I I like it in theory, but it's like so hard for defenses already

01:58:08It's just adding another thing that would suck for them. Yeah, you'd have to give him something

01:58:12Yeah, like if one defender got a knife. Yeah

01:58:15Yeah

01:58:16Then one defender got to be off sides once every four downs. Yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome

01:58:21Remember when you uh, you do that like in in madden you just stand next to the kicker to the holder

01:58:27Yeah, and even though you'd get called off sides

01:58:29You just fucking block the shit out of it

01:58:31It actually might be a good idea if you're allowed to have every receiver in motion then

01:58:35You have a snap count and you have to snap it

01:58:38On zero. Yeah, so the linemen know exactly when the ball is going to be snapped. Yeah

01:58:43Okay

01:58:44Everyone envisions themselves as a pro athlete at some point or time

01:58:47So if you could choose any moment in sports history to actually live out, what would it be and why?

01:58:52Also go giants their time is coming

01:58:54I think I would want to be jesse owens

01:58:57And uh, just win gold medals right in hitler's face. I don't know and then you come back to the u.s

01:59:03No, you don't let me feel really a hero. Yeah, let me finish. Oh, and I would kill all the people

01:59:07I would all the people I would kill hitler while I was there kill hitler

01:59:11I would like to be part of the uh, 1980 olympic team

01:59:15Because then you're a legend forever. Yeah, those guys are all yeah, no one. No one knows jesse owens

01:59:20Good point. That's pretty damn good

01:59:22No, but like they didn't also have to face like insane amounts of racism and probably live tough

01:59:27you know, that's a he's a hero, but that's like

01:59:30That's a tough tough life, but we're I think we're just talking about the sporting event, right?

01:59:35Yeah

01:59:37I don't know any moment in sports history to actually live out. What would it be and why yeah

01:59:40Super bowl, maybe i'm trying to think what would be me? I'd joe carter walk off home run. That's pretty good win the world series

01:59:47But would you do the same? I would be pretty sick. Would you do the same like skip dance that he did afterwards?

01:59:52No, definitely not

01:59:53That was kind of weird. Yeah

01:59:56I would yeah, maybe walk off home run to win the world. That'd be sick. That would be fucking awesome

02:00:01actually, I don't want to

02:00:03I don't want to make this well the

02:00:06The uh, joe carter home run was against philly's so

02:00:09I don't want to make max happy but

02:00:12Chris, jenkins

02:00:13Hitting a three to win march madness pretty fucking sick. That's pretty sick

02:00:18Like any buzzer beater any finale like final like second to win a championship is insane

02:00:25Yep, lynn sanity

02:00:28Yeah

02:00:34All right, we'll end with this, uh, was that was that a dig

02:00:37No, that's just that'd be cool at new york sports culture. That was a great moment. It was basically a banner

02:00:43Yeah, like yeah, he captured the hearts of the world. Yeah

02:00:47That'd be fun. Yeah. Yeah

02:00:49um

02:00:51Last one is the celebratory teammate ass slap disappearing from sports

02:00:55No, we might have to ask some of the guys this week. I don't think so

02:00:58They we need we need to know from you know, the players that are on the field

02:01:01We'll ask blake and josh

02:01:04What sports you think has the highest amount of ass slaps? I think it's baseball baseball for sure

02:01:14Baseball for sure football probably second, but yeah football

02:01:18Football is definitely up there. Yeah, but baseball that's how they shake hands. Yeah

02:01:25Do they ask that I don't know

02:01:28Why not?

02:01:30What if they did slap?

02:01:32Chest bump. Yeah

02:01:34Chest bump. Do you has there ever been a wmba player got hurt from that?

02:01:38They probably don't do it. They probably yeah, they do the side side

02:01:41Yeah, it'd be like if we did dick bumps actually chest bumps might be gone

02:01:45They no one does a straight up chest to chest chest bump. That's not cool anymore

02:01:50I think baseball's got the most celebrations for everything. Like those guys chest bump ass slap handshake. That's that's just their day-to-day lives

02:01:57Yeah, that's true. Uh, okay

02:01:59Great show boys. Uh, let's kick it back to ourselves in studio for numbers

02:02:05Okay, let's wrap up the show numbers 8 20

02:02:1156 19 to make you mad that I take 20 max. You went 19

02:02:16I'm i'm at a position where i'm fucked either way because if 56 or 20 show up. Yeah, you really shouldn't it doesn't matter

02:02:24Have you ever gotten it max?

02:02:25three no

02:02:27Shane i've also accepted i'm just never going to get it. So that's whatever oh shit now that makes me think he's gonna get it

02:02:32Shane, what are you wearing?

02:02:34Chargers crew neck. Oh

02:02:36Have you made a decision?

02:02:38I have made a decision and

02:02:40I just want to clarify. Is it just the chargers team store or it can be just we can find other stuff

02:02:45I'm in. Okay, let's go. So we'll we'll sit down you and I we could maybe do a pm tv

02:02:51Okay, and we'll just go on a fucking shopping spree

02:02:54Yeah, and then everything you buy you have to wear at least one of those pieces of clothings on any first date

02:02:59And do I have to like post these pictures anywhere or I would like them for my personal files just text it to you

02:03:04Yeah, you can then we'll post it word of advice. You got to get something with taz on it

02:03:09Yeah, taz as a charger would be awesome taz or tweety bird, okay

02:03:13Yeah, i'm done. I mean you're helping me out. So okay and I am I

02:03:17Yeah, you just said we're gonna sit down and do it. You're gonna help me like pick stuff out

02:03:21Yeah, I know but you're still you still have to go on every first date wearing a charger something

02:03:26Wait, do you think it's not like I haven't done that before?

02:03:30Do you think that big hat's gonna be like your stylist here?

02:03:32The way he said that he's like you're gonna help me out. We're gonna sit down and we're gonna

02:03:36We're literally just gonna

02:03:37Be like I want this shirt. Okay, cool. Yeah, they can't wear some nice stuff. Sometimes i'm always up for

02:03:43Always up for some some what about what about a black shirt? What about?

02:03:48All right, hank

02:03:49Oh, hank. He wears a flannel literally. You just have been wearing barstool store stuff every day druth the druth

02:03:56Chargers, hank just wears champions

02:03:58Is great though

02:04:02New cores light, uh mountains are blue merch. Love it. Fantastic. Uh shane

02:04:07I have just found an incredible chargers fedora

02:04:12That you could wear to one of these dates

02:04:15No, what do you mean? No, I mean I you said I get to choose i'm not going for door on it

02:04:19Why would you go fedora? I can't go class it up. What if you go to like a jazz club?

02:04:25It wouldn't happen. What about chargers pants?

02:04:28Yeah, bad word. What about a bolt man costume?

02:04:31The full bolt man. I mean we're just moving the goalposts here. This is well you had to expect that to happen

02:04:38You said you you said you agreed to the deal now you're in my hands, buddy

02:04:42You said wear one chargers thing now. It's a full bolt, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, we're gonna we're gonna get great

02:04:48It would be the biggest red flag for for shane to show up like a jersey

02:04:51That a guy shows up for a first date for on the chargers. I would think maybe sean merriman

02:04:56I don't know if that's a I mean maybe

02:04:59Maybe if you're wearing a lights out jersey to a first date

02:05:02What about junior seo and you only talk about junior seo suicide the whole time my that shirt?

02:05:07I wore out the other night was a junior seo shirt had his number on the back. Oh, wow

02:05:10Oh, that's not as cool of a shirt. I thought then

02:05:13I mean, that's disrespectful. It's a cool shirt

02:05:15Was it? Yeah, it was a cool shirt and also and also hank said the other day that I was a double xl

02:05:21I just want to clarify in case in case the chargers do send something. I'm just an xl triple. It was mean

02:05:27double xl, uh, okay number same again real quick 20 19 3 8 56

02:05:3872 love you guys

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