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00:00Silent, like you're invisible. Not even the slightest.
00:08Quick, into the shadows.
00:16Ah-ha!
00:18What?
00:19The new Master's Council exhibit!
00:22Take it in. Breathe it in.
00:26Ah, the smell of Masters.
00:28Po, you said this was an emergency.
00:31It was an emergency!
00:32If we would have waited until tomorrow, the lines would have been around the block!
00:36Come on! This is the greatest collection of Kung Fu memorabilia ever!
00:40So, just to clear a few things up here, we're not under attack?
00:44Not yet.
00:45Look! The sword Master Ox used to defeat the Macau Marauders.
00:49I had no idea it was so shiny.
00:52Put that back.
00:53Whoa! And the staff Master Rhino used to liberate the village of Wen Shen!
00:57Hi-ya! Ha!
01:00I had no idea it was so staffy.
01:03Staffy?
01:04No way! And the cape Master Croc used for... for...
01:08Well, I don't know what he used it for, but let me tell you something.
01:11It made him look really cool.
01:12Good night, Po.
01:15Come on! How can you even think of going back to sleep when we're this close to so much...
01:20The sarcophagus of Su Wu!
01:23Su what?
01:24Wu!
01:25Who?
01:26Who's Su?
01:27No clue.
01:28Whoa, whoa, whoa. You haven't heard of the Wu sisters?
01:31They were the most feared and notorious villains who ever terrorized China.
01:36Oh, but they did one good thing.
01:38They brought Masters Ox, Croc, and Rhino together for the very first time.
01:44It all started long ago in the city of Jinzhou.
01:48You see, not everyone practiced Kung Fu for justice and honor.
01:57Good fight, boys. Glad to see you still have some teeth left, Stanley.
02:04Next fight on today's program is the heavyweights.
02:08Which of you hulking, punching bags wants in?
02:12Out of my way! Hold my top!
02:14If Croc is in, you can't hide from my impenetrable hide.
02:22The Ox is in.
02:24My uniqueness is to analyze your weakness.
02:31Bingo.
02:35Ow! My bad ear! He got my bad ear!
02:38All right! Let's get this slaughter started!
02:46Not just yet.
02:48Boys, we got ourselves a three-way battle blowout!
02:54My name is Rhino. My source, of course, is my unstoppable force.
03:00Who cares who wins? Those three are a disgrace to Kung Fu.
03:06I fear they will all lose until they find a battle worth fighting.
03:13Yeah, I hear that all the time. Did you want to see the dessert menu?
03:18Okay, fellas, you know the rules.
03:20The rain turning!
03:43Hey, hey, look at this.
03:45What the palace guards didn't know was that two of the Wu sisters had already escaped their prisons
03:50and were planning a little family reunion.
04:11Guards! Attack!
04:16The Wu sisters!
04:21Meow.
04:23What was that?
04:25A battle worth fighting.
04:32Here's your cut for that impressive three-way tie.
04:35What? Not a tie? I won that fight fair and square.
04:39You must be a comedian, because that sounded like a joke to me.
04:43Yeah, well, laugh it up, because the real joke is your Kung Fu.
04:46Everyone knows your daddy is a famous Kung Fu master, but that does not make you a winner.
04:58I see the fight continues.
05:00A fan! Let me sign that for you.
05:03What's your name, little boy?
05:05My name is Oogway.
05:07Master Oogway.
05:09Master Oogway.
05:11You Oogway? Is that with two Oos?
05:15Wait a minute, this looks nothing like me.
05:17The Wu sisters? They once took on the entire Jackal Nation, armed with nothing more than a pair of chopsticks.
05:24Together? They're more powerful than any Kung Fu master.
05:28I thought they were locked up.
05:30They were, until mere moments ago.
05:34Now they're free, and I assure you they'll be seeking revenge.
05:39You three must stop them.
05:43You're not talking about us, right?
05:45The Wu sisters are headed to their fortress inside the Hu Bay volcano.
05:50Scary, isn't it?
05:52I believe that your unstoppable force, impenetrable hide, and tactical brilliance are precisely what we need to capture them.
06:01You know, this all sounds really fun, but what's in it for me?
06:06Yeah, why should we help you?
06:09Because you'd be protecting the innocent from certain villainy.
06:13And?
06:15And, uh, using your skills for noble purpose.
06:20I can't help but feel something is still missing.
06:24Because upon completing the mission, you'll discover the path to a wealth of riches.
06:37I'm proud of you, my son.
06:40Amen!
06:54Ah, there's no place like fortress.
07:00Now back to business.
07:02Tell us, dear sister, what diabolical plan have you concocted?
07:06Yes, what is our next move?
07:08Hmm, while I was locked away, I had a revelation.
07:13If all of China's gangs stopped fighting and joined forces, we could run this country, and even the Imperial Army would be unable to stop us.
07:22A criminal syndicate.
07:24Precisely.
07:26We will send a message to the heads of all the evil clans.
07:32I'm calling a meeting at Wu Fortress in two days.
07:37The topic of discussion will be the joining of villainous forces for total control of China, once and for all.
07:53So the three went off with Oogway to find the riches they were after.
07:58They boldly passed through Fire Lake, mightily traced through the Forest of Pain, stopped for a picnic lunch at the Jagged Cliffs of Death,
08:09plowed through the Fields of Cherry Blossoms, which would have been a much better place for lunch,
08:15and bounded across the Bamboo Forest, each fighter only out for himself.
08:22My friend, I have a proposition.
08:24Is that so?
08:25I propose we don't need these guys. Hold that thought.
08:29Hello.
08:30Hello.
08:31We don't need those two. I say we dump the baggage.
08:33Hey, I can see my swan from here.
08:35I'll give you a tenth of the take. It's generous, I know.
08:38Ox offered a third.
08:40I'm back.
08:41I'll give you half.
08:42I'm going again.
08:43Okay, let us cut to the chase.
08:45I can take care of the Worcestershire.
08:46All by myself.
08:53And then Croc will buy a castle with a rooftop balcony where I can wave to my adoring fans wearing all my capes.
09:03It's so nice to see you've managed to take the most respected art form in China and use it to pursue nothing but fame.
09:13And the fortune.
09:14Don't forget about the fortune.
09:16Then I can quit wasting my time on street fighting and spend it counting my money.
09:21Oh, yes, I like the money.
09:24And what about you, Rhino?
09:27Uh, I'm in it for my own reasons, so just let's leave it at that. Okay?
09:33Ah, yes. Your father.
09:36It must be hard being the son of a kung fu master.
09:40I know how you can all get what you want.
09:43Not just fame and fortune.
09:46And how's that?
09:47By changing course.
09:51When the path you walk always leads back to yourself, you never get anywhere.
09:57Well, good night. We've got a big day tomorrow.
10:00That was the worst campfire story I have ever heard.
10:04No time for sleep. We leave for the fortress at once.
10:07Wait, what? Why? Didn't you just say good night?
10:10The Wu sisters are unifying all the gang leaders to lay siege on China.
10:15And how do you know this?
10:17A little birdie told me.
10:19Hey, how's it going?
10:23Let's go then!
10:28So, Oogway, do we have any sort of plan?
10:32I do.
10:33Oh, you do? Well, great. Do you think you might want to share that with the rest of us?
10:37I don't.
10:40The Bridge of Mists.
10:43Uh, a bit steep.
10:47Um, okay. Uh, how do we get across?
10:52By working together.
10:54I don't know what's in that green head of yours, but there is no way we're going to get-
11:03What's wrong with you? I knew we shouldn't have trusted him!
11:06Whoa, what was that for?
11:07We must get across.
11:08And your solution is to hurl us to our deaths?
11:12Not exactly.
11:17Huh?
11:20Oh, that turtle! That turtle! Stay away from me!
11:25And where are you going?
11:34Uh, excuse me, but how exactly does this help us get across?
11:39It doesn't. It helps me.
11:46And by helping me, you help yourself.
12:03Not quite time to celebrate yet.
12:05The most treacherous part of the journey lies just ahead.
12:17Isn't there, like, a back door or something in this fortress?
12:22My leg! Something's got my leg!
12:24Oh no, that's just me.
12:26Oh.
12:29I got you.
12:33Oh, this mountain she's impossible.
12:35Yeah, no kidding.
12:36I mean, it's hard enough climbing up here. How are we supposed to get back down carrying our riches?
12:41Oh, I think you will find that the riches awaiting you will lighten your burden.
12:46Oh, it's paper money. Got it.
12:49Well, I never said money.
12:51You did!
12:52I said riches, as in emotional riches.
12:57We've been conned. My father always said never trust a turtle.
13:00Wait a second. No money? That's the only reason we followed you.
13:04Was it?
13:06Hold it, Shelly!
13:07We followed you!
13:08Was it?
13:10Hold it, Shelly! Not...
13:11Not...
13:37Remember the path.
13:41Oh.
13:46Oogway! No!
14:11Where do we go from here?
14:25We retrace our steps and find our way home, I guess.
14:33But Oogway said remember the path.
14:35Yeah, the path back home.
14:38Face it, Rhino. We'll never be more than a bunch of lousy street fighters.
14:42He's right. We couldn't beat each other up, let alone the Wu sisters.
14:47I say we go back down before it gets too dark.
14:53You coming?
15:08No.
15:36Are they gone?
15:37The Wu sisters, they... they took everything.
15:42No! No, no, no!
15:43You're going to save us?
15:44You misunderstand.
15:45We're sorry, but we're not...
15:46Help us!
15:47We can't help you.
15:50You fight for money, right?
16:01No. We fight for honor.
16:08It's time to change course.
16:15And with our forces combined, we can take control of China village by village.
16:27Game's over, kiddies. We're going to put your tails back in jail.
16:30The street fighters. I watched you from my cell.
16:35How much is the Imperial Army paying you to arrest us?
16:38Why does everyone think we only do things for money?
16:41Because you do.
16:42No. We did.
16:49So much for combining forces.
16:52Sisters!
16:54So much for combining forces.
17:16It is no use. They have too much power.
17:18Then one of us, yes. But together...
17:20together? Ox, do your thing!
17:27Bingo! Their connection! It's the source of their power! We have to break them apart!
17:34They're spinning too fast! I can't get a clear shot!
17:37The croc is in!
17:44It's getting hot!
17:46That way! That way!
17:48Look out! She's on fire!
17:50Rhino, we need a bullseye!
17:52I'm way ahead of you!
17:54Yeah! You guys are great!
18:18Whoa, whoa!
18:20I'm not the only one hearing this, right?
18:26He's a sign! What does it mean?
18:28It means I'm right behind you!
18:32Master Oogway! You're alive!
18:35But we saw you fall to your death!
18:38No, you saw me fall.
18:41So, did you find the riches you were seeking?
18:45You know, I think we did.
18:48I never doubted you would.
18:51Your father will be proud.
18:55As am I.
18:59Come on, right? How great a story is that?
19:03The path Oogway set them on eventually led them to Gongmen City, where they formed the Master's Council.
19:09You see, the soothsayer had predicted...
19:11Uh, Po, we were there.
19:13Whoa! Look at this Shifu exhibit!
19:16It's so lifelike, you can almost feel the anger coming out of him.
19:20Master Shifu!
19:22What are you doing here?
19:24Uh, I couldn't wait for the museum to open.
19:27Hmm. You two may go.
19:30The door was locked, so I found, you know, another way in.
19:35Here.
19:36The Blade of Bao Ding! Master Eagle used it against the hyenas of Hendon!
19:41It's not the Blade of Bao Ding.
19:42It's the Dagger of Denghua!
19:44It is not the Dagger of Denghua.
19:46The Shank of Shantou?
19:48It's a trowel.
19:49Used by...
19:50You, to repair the hole you made in my ceiling.
19:54Door's open in 20 minutes.
19:57Don't disappoint me.
20:0020 minutes. I can do this. I can do this!
20:03I have the skills, the moves!
20:05I can patch the most ruthless of ceilings, the deadliest of times!
20:10Uh, Shifu?
20:12Shifu!
20:14Shifu!
20:16Is there a security guard?
20:18Help!
20:20Well, at least I can get a nice power nap in.
20:24Ice cream wonton soup.
20:28Monkey ate my homework.
20:33Sweet and sour donut chicken.
20:36Sweet and sour donut chicken.
21:36Thanks for watching!
22:07Thanks for watching!
22:27You ready?
22:28Ready's my middle name.
22:36What do we got? Gang of terrible rhinos? Crocs? Rabid wolves?
22:40Let's do it!
22:41Be warned, this may be the toughest challenge you've ever had to face.
22:45Get ready to feel the thunder!
22:50Introduction to Kung Fu class.
22:55Can I use the Wuxi finger hold on him?
22:57I'd try not to.
22:59Remember, Po, each generation teaches the next one.
23:02And so the art of Kung Fu lives on.
23:05In you, and now in these, uh, delightful children.
23:12What?
23:13Good luck.
23:14Wait a second! Master Shifu! Master Shifu, come on!
23:21Okay, uh, if you could just take a seat.
23:25Hello.
23:27Hey, hey, settle down now.
23:30Okay, uh...
23:35Get those cottontails on the floor!
23:37The Dragon Warrior!
23:40Yes, thank you.
23:41Are we gonna learn the cool Kung Fu moves?
23:43Yes!
23:44Yeah!
23:45Now we're really gonna start kicking butt.
23:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, now hold on.
23:48Kicking butt is just a small part of Kung Fu.
23:50It's awesome, but it's small.
23:52Huh?
23:53Kung Fu means excellence of self.
23:56Being the best you can be.
23:58That's what it's about, bunnies.
24:00I wanna learn Tigress style.
24:03Aren't we going to fight?
24:05Yeah, like the Furious Five.
24:07Yeah!
24:08The Furious Five, huh?
24:09They are cool, aren't they?
24:11But it wasn't fighting that made them amazing.
24:13No.
24:14They each had to learn the secrets of Kung Fu
24:16before they became excellent.
24:18Secrets?
24:19What secrets?
24:20Tell us!
24:21I shouldn't really say.
24:22That's why it's a secret.
24:23It's top secret.
24:24Please!
24:25Tell us, come on, please!
24:28Okay, but don't tell anyone I told you.
24:31Or I'll deny it.
24:32I'll be like, what?
24:33I didn't tell them anything.
24:34All right.
24:39Even when Master Mantis was but a wee bug,
24:41he was fast.
24:42Lightning fast.
24:44Whenever anybody needed some help...
24:48He was there.
24:51Get him!
24:56He was the hero of the valley.
24:59But he had one tiny problem.
25:02Waiter, I'm starving over here!
25:05He was totally impatient.
25:06What's taking so long?
25:08The world moved too slow for Mantis.
25:13He was too fast for the world.
25:15Give me that!
25:16One day, it would get him into trouble.
25:19A gang of crocodiles stole my village's supply of...
25:22Of what?
25:23Wool coats.
25:25And if we don't get them back, we'll...
25:27Look unfashionable?
25:29Freeze to death.
25:30Just as I thought.
25:31And where do these scaly savages run off to?
25:33They went...
25:34West!
25:35No, east!
25:36Oh, what are you...
25:37Towards a...
25:38A hill.
25:39No!
25:40The island of...
25:41Rhinos?
25:42Crocodile bandits!
25:43Crocodile bandits!
25:44East!
25:45Wool coats!
25:46I knew it!
25:47I'll need a boat.
25:48We'll need to be very...
25:49Quick.
25:50Careful.
25:51Take...
25:52A packed lunch?
25:53This map.
25:54No maps!
25:55Mantis Day!
25:56The traps!
25:57They're famous for setting...
25:59Traps.
26:15A trap?
26:16Why didn't anyone warn me?
26:18Well, if it isn't the world-famous mantis.
26:21Guess you were so fast you forgot to check for traps.
26:24How about you let me out, and I'll show you how fast I can make you cry.
26:28Why don't we leave you in there and see how fast you can grow old?
26:40No matter how hard he tried, Mantis could not escape.
26:43No matter how hard I try, I cannot escape.
26:47He could do nothing but sit and wait for something to happen.
26:50And so he waited.
26:53And waited.
26:54And waited.
26:56Until something mind-blowing happened.
26:59For the first time, the world around Mantis moved faster than he did.
27:03Forced to wait, Mantis entered a trance-like, totally awesome state of mind.
27:09Mantis had found the one thing he'd been missing.
27:13Patience.
27:15And a brilliant plan.
27:17Hey, Mantis!
27:19Wake up!
27:20Time to eat!
27:22Hey, you guys!
27:25Oh, that's yucky.
27:27I think he's dead.
27:28Touch him! Poke him with something!
27:30Careful! Careful!
27:32Mantis had to summon every ounce of chi he could muster.
27:36Just to keep from laughing.
27:38The crocodiles totally fell for his amazing staying still for a really long time technique.
27:47Wait for it.
27:53Mantis had finally found the secret to excellence of self.
27:57The mind-blowing power of patience.
28:05No, no, no. Wait.
28:07You guys, come on.
28:09Wait for it.
28:10No, no.
28:11Look, it's his staying still for a really long time technique.
28:13You're missing the point. It's not about fighting.
28:16Stop fighting.
28:17Hey.
28:18Ah! A zit!
28:23Okay, now pay attention this time.
28:26It is said that the Viper clan descended from mighty dragons,
28:30whose legendary flames were distilled into the Viper's powerful venom.
28:36Great Master Viper was the greatest of this fabled clan.
28:39One touch of his ivory tips could fell fifteen gorilla warriors.
28:45And a mid-sized crocodile.
28:49Evil itself trembled before him.
28:51Before the aw-smacking awesomeness of his poison fang technique.
28:58And so it was with great joy that the daughter of the Great Master was born to carry on the tradition.
29:03Finally, a little warrior to carry on my legacy.
29:08As the tiny Viper first smiled at her father,
29:11the world itself shook.
29:15That's right.
29:16No fangs.
29:18No venom.
29:21Years went by.
29:23Viper's father was still the only one who could protect the village
29:29from the bad dudes.
29:32And little Viper still had no fangs.
29:35The Great Master was disconsolate.
29:37Can I help?
29:40No, little one.
29:42It is too dangerous for you.
29:46So the little Viper did a little dance to make her father smile.
29:49And it worked.
29:51Just a little bit.
29:53Now I know what you're thinking.
29:55Where's the kicking butt?
29:56Yeah!
29:57Patience, oh small ones.
29:59It begins...
30:01Now!
30:03Okay, well not right now.
30:05Soon! Soon!
30:08Moon Festival time.
30:10And all that dancing for her sad dad made Viper blossom into the best ribbon dancer in the village.
30:15But without fangs, she was too afraid to go to the festival.
30:22The Great Master was on his way to the wonton booth when...
30:25A gorilla bandit!
30:28Cower now, old snake.
30:30Your town will soon tremble beneath my mighty fist.
30:33Not if I defeat you now,
30:35with the awe-inspiring awesomeness of my poison fang technique.
30:39Then bite me, oh fanged one.
30:42Then bite me, oh fanged one.
30:45Shambala!
30:46For his poison fang was invincible.
30:53What?
30:55My poison-proof armor defies your fabled fangs.
30:59Father!
31:03Viper?
31:05Viper!
31:07Viper had no idea what she would do.
31:10But one thing she did know.
31:11No one beats up my daddy.
31:14A little snake with pretty ribbons?
31:19What? Are you gonna dance for me?
31:24If it'll make you happy, let's dance.
31:33I don't have to bite to fight.
31:40Too bad your fists aren't as fast as your mouth.
31:48My deceptive dancing defies your poison-proof armor.
31:54The Great Master marveled at this little snake with no venom,
31:58who had learned to dance to make her father smile.
32:04And so she had.
32:06That night, Viper found courage.
32:09A power far more potent than venom.
32:16What?
32:17What's with the sad faces? Viper's totally awesome.
32:20Yeah, she was so cool. We're just bunnies.
32:24We're not like Viper.
32:26No, you're not.
32:28That's just the point.
32:30Crane wasn't cool either.
32:32Crane wasn't cool either.
32:34Twenty years ago, the best students from all of China
32:37studied at the famed Li Da Kung Fu Academy.
32:41And the best of the best was Mei Ling.
32:44She was a total knockout.
32:50Crane was there too, as the janitor.
32:53Crane, the new student tryouts are next week.
32:56Really?
32:57Crane longed to be one of the students.
32:59So?
33:00This place needs to be ready.
33:02But he thought he was too skinny.
33:04Crane, get sweeping!
33:08The students at the academy had it tough.
33:11But Crane had it tougher.
33:16Crane, you're amazing.
33:20Me?
33:21You should try out for the school.
33:23No, that's craziness talking.
33:27No, no, no, no.
33:29Well, you'll never know unless you try.
33:32If Mei Ling thought so, maybe he should try.
33:35So every night after work,
33:37Crane trained for the tryouts.
33:39Ow, ow, ow, ow.
33:50The day of the tryouts came.
33:53All you had to do to get into the school
33:56was grab that little red flag.
33:58It was simple.
34:00Simple but impossible.
34:09Pathetic.
34:10Not one of you can do this?
34:12Wait, there is one.
34:14Hi, everybody.
34:16Crane?
34:20With those skinny legs.
34:23My skinny legs.
34:24First time that's ever been mentioned.
34:27All right.
34:29Crane, since you're here,
34:31why don't you get started cleaning?
34:33I'm so sorry.
34:37Don't worry about it.
34:39It's totally fine.
34:40Crane, get going.
34:41There are teeth everywhere.
34:44It's fine. Really.
34:47One word came to mind, it would be fine.
34:50It's fine.
34:52Crane, stop!
34:56Now, step out slowly.
34:59But Crane didn't move.
35:11And then Crane felt something new.
35:14Confidence.
35:15He felt it from the bottom of his skinny little feet
35:17to the tip of his beak.
35:19Even his hat was full of confidence.
35:22Whoa!
35:33What?
35:40So you guys think you're not cool?
35:42You'd be lucky to be not as cool.
35:45Wait, half as cool as how uncool Crane was.
35:49You know what I mean?
35:53Okay, all this training's making me hungry.
35:56Let's break for lunch.
35:58Wait!
35:59But you haven't finished telling us all the secrets.
36:02Oh, haven't I?
36:03I think you'll find that I have.
36:05Actually, Po, you haven't.
36:08I haven't?
36:09One, two, three.
36:10Oh, no, you're right, I totally haven't.
36:13Next lesson.
36:14It all started years ago at the Baogu orphanage.
36:19Children!
36:21Every month the children of Baogu
36:23were given a chance to find a family.
36:27It was a happy place.
36:30Or so it seemed.
36:35For the Baogu orphanage had a terrible secret.
36:40A monster!
36:42A ferocious and powerful beast that no one could tame.
36:46One night, it escaped.
36:50Huh?
36:55Behold!
36:57The monster of Baogu was none other than...
37:01Tigress!
37:02I just want to play.
37:05She wasn't like the other furry bunnies or cute little ducks.
37:09Wait!
37:13Poor Tigress had no idea how strong she was.
37:16Nobody would come here to adopt a child
37:18because they're afraid of her.
37:21She's a monster!
37:22A monster!
37:25The orphanage needed some help.
37:29Tigress.
37:31I am Shifu.
37:33I am...
37:34Afraid?
37:36No.
37:37Well, you should be!
37:38I am Tigress!
37:39Tigress the monster!
37:41The monster no one wants.
37:43You are not a monster.
37:45You're just a little girl.
37:49Let us play.
37:53You must learn to control your strength.
37:56And so the training began.
37:58This game requires discipline,
38:01precision,
38:03a still hand,
38:04and a steady heart.
38:06Focus.
38:07Again.
38:13Tigress tried her best.
38:15But she's still confused.
38:17But she still couldn't control her temper.
38:20Again.
38:22And so the weeks turned into months.
38:27Again.
38:32Until one day...
38:47She had done it!
38:51Her training was complete!
38:55Once again, the Baogu Orphanage was the happiest place in China.
38:59But for Tigress,
39:00one test remained.
39:03Would she find a family?
39:11Total bummer.
39:12Come, dear.
39:13There's always next time.
39:15All the adults were still afraid of her.
39:19All but one.
39:21Shifu!
39:23Come.
39:24Let us go home.
39:26Come.
39:44You think that's funny, do you?
39:46Yeah.
39:47Well, I guess it's easier to laugh at someone
39:49than to have someone laugh at you, right?
39:52Let me tell you about Monkey.
39:55Three words.
39:56B.
39:57A.
39:58D.
39:59Bad.
40:00I guess that's one word.
40:01Three letters.
40:03But not only bad as in awesome.
40:06Monkey was also bad as in...
40:09Well, not very good.
40:17Hey, over here!
40:22Jerk!
40:25The villagers had had enough.
40:27They came up with a plan.
40:29Leave.
40:31Okay, it wasn't a great plan.
40:34So instead of asking Monkey to leave,
40:37they decided they would make him leave.
40:56Yeah!
40:57No matter who the villagers sent,
41:00they were no match for Monkey.
41:02Monkey could quite literally beat the pants off anyone.
41:09Well, almost anyone.
41:12Monkey, you must leave.
41:16Sure.
41:17If you beat me, I will go.
41:18If you don't, then it is you that must leave.
41:21Without your pants.
41:22But Oogway wore no pants.
41:24We shall see.
41:42What are you going to do now?
41:53Whoa!
42:10You saved me.
42:12Why?
42:15Monkey, you have shown me great skills.
42:19But I also sense in you great pain.
42:37You win.
42:38I will leave.
42:41Stay.
42:42Use your skills for good, young warrior.
42:46Find the one thing that you were denied so long ago.
42:51My pants?
42:53Compassion.
42:57Thank you, Master.
42:58And so, Monkey learned how to treat others the way he wanted to be treated.
43:02And now he was indeed good.
43:05Really good.
43:11But bad, too.
43:12Too, as in bad-tastically good.
43:17Without your pants, we shall see.
43:19Hey, hey, hey.
43:20Hey, easy.
43:21Easy.
43:23Shifu.
43:24Not so easy, hmm?
43:26No, it's...
43:27You see, teaching Kung Fu is an art that takes years to master.
43:35Do not be disappointed if you failed.
43:39Tell me, what do you know about Kung Fu?
43:43It's about fighting.
43:48But it's also about having patience.
43:51And courage.
43:52And discipline.
43:53And compassion.
43:55It builds confidence.
44:02You carry on, Master Po.
44:05I'm going to meditate.
44:08All right.
44:09Good job.
44:10Not bad for your first day of training.
44:12Wait, Po.
44:13What about you?
44:14Me?
44:15Yeah.
44:16Tell us about your first day.
44:18Tell us.
44:19Tell us.
44:20Tell us.
44:32It was totally awesome.
44:34Cool.
44:35Skadoosh.