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00:00Lieutenant Lucky Piquel. Efficient, organized, dots every T and crosses every I. A lean,
00:10mean, crime-fighting machine. That's what the Chief will say when he promotes me out
00:16of the Toon Division.
00:20Oh, sorry. You could hurt somebody sitting where they're sitting. Now go on, get off
00:25there and shoot.
00:30Me, me, me, me, me, me. Hey, hey, you can't talk to me that way. Whatever it is you said.
00:36Lucky? They don't call you Lucky for nothing, you lucky guy. That's great. So what's the
00:41weather like?
00:42Oh, yes. I have something that's a special gift for you.
00:49Hey, I spent two hours organizing this desk.
00:51You are absolutely, positively going to undeniably love this. This is something you've always
00:58wanted. Even though you had no idea you ever wanted it. Ta-da! It's your very own novelty
01:05sheet. I know what you're thinking and you're 100% right. They're on the page very, very
01:09today, very now, very well. So where are you going to put it? In your car? In your chimney?
01:13In your shower? Where are you going to put it? Where?
01:16I'm not sure. Why don't we move it off my desk? Because the light will make it fade.
01:23It's better off in a box or a basement or in your desk or on a site.
01:27You know, your desk looks awful empty. Maybe I ought to put the sheet back, huh?
01:32No, no. That's okay. Really.
01:34At ease, men. At ease. Say, that is one bad looking sheet. It is a sheet, isn't it?
01:41I knew you'd like a sheet, so I got you one too.
01:44No, no, no. No bonkers.
01:48Well, that's very thoughtful, I suppose. You shouldn't have done it, really. Here, Pickle,
01:56I want you to have this for a job well done.
02:00Oh, no, no, no, sir. I don't deserve it.
02:02You do too, and that's an order.
02:04Yes, sir. Thanks, sir.
02:07Now, I have a case for you too. There's been a rash of thefts. Missing glue, cotton balls,
02:13shipping crates, and reports of missing tunes.
02:16Tunes? Missing?
02:18They are. You and your little partner better hop right on it.
02:22You know, cases like this take planning.
02:25Bonkers, please. I can handle this.
02:27Watch this, boss. I'm going to make a name for you.
02:29What, Mud?
02:30They require stealth.
02:32Stealth, yes.
02:34Cunning.
02:35Cunning, of course.
02:36I think we should go and discuss.
02:39Brilliant.
02:43Oh, exercising.
02:46Warming up.
02:48Getting the old muscles loose for the investigation.
02:51Just happen to have a few disguises right here.
02:53Lucky to make a good duck, don't you think?
02:55I have complete confidence in you, Pickle.
02:57Pickle? Pickle?
02:59And try to keep your desk a little neater, would you?
03:02You'll never get a promotion being a slob.
03:04How about we take your sheep along with us?
03:06Great company. Not to mention interesting conversation pieces.
03:10Uh, no. No, I don't think so.
03:14It might get stolen.
03:16Wouldn't want that.
03:17Always six steps ahead of the crowd, aren't you, boss?
03:20Uh-huh.
03:22What are these things doing in my car?
03:24Now, don't you go digging there, Alfredo.
03:27They were on sale, so I bought some to give to a few of my friends.
03:31I thought that we could make a few deliveries before we start the investigation.
03:36Bonkers, I am not going to do this.
03:38You can just get those things out of my car because I am not, I repeat, not going to do this.
03:53Oh, I've got to take a course in assertiveness training.
03:56It's no wonder I never get promoted.
04:02The salad party is going to be so exciting.
04:08Let me see.
04:09Fall about, fall over, fall on arches, fall in star, falsetto, fall away.
04:14Would you please hurry it up?
04:16Yo, Pickle.
04:17Piquel.
04:18Ten-four, hey, listen, we've got two nabbing in progress.
04:21Six in main, ten-four, ten-four, ten-four.
04:23Bonkers.
04:24Fall in winter, fall in your face, fall apart.
04:29Oh, my stars and grinders.
04:31Hey, what are you waiting for? Let's roll.
04:39Come on, baby, come on.
04:41Problem? Oh, citizen in need?
04:45Oh, hey, yeah, how are you, baby?
04:47Yeah, I guess I, uh, uh, locked myself out of my own store.
04:50Yeah, that's it.
04:51Could you believe it, huh?
04:52Hmm, see, strange wolf, lurking outside building, picking lock.
04:57Hey, what are you waiting for?
04:59Come on, baby, come on.
05:01Problem? Oh, citizen in need?
05:03Oh, hey, yeah, how are you, baby?
05:05Strange wolf, lurking outside building, picking lock.
05:08What's not to believe?
05:09See, my poor, sick, helpless old granny is home,
05:13working her shriveled fingers to the bone.
05:15Oh, the dear woman is a saint.
05:19And I promised I'd bring her back a few scraps of yarn
05:22from my very own store here.
05:24Only I've, I've been shut out because I, I, uh...
05:28Lost your key?
05:31Yeah, that works.
05:35Let me help you with that.
05:37Every granny ought to have a grandson like you.
05:40Even if you do have breath, I could wipe out all life on the planet.
05:44Pretty amazing, huh?
05:45All it takes is practice and a spinal cord like wet spaghetti.
05:48Here you go, citizen.
05:49And if there's anything else I can do, you just name it.
05:52Well, if you insist.
05:55Hey, how about you back that truck up to the door, huh?
05:58Might as well pick up a few extras while I'm here.
06:01It will be my pleasure.
06:06What a nice guy.
06:09For someone with advanced gum disease.
06:12Come on, bonkers, now we got a robbery in progress.
06:14That's a big 10-4. Hollywood blues been robbed. 10-4, 10-4.
06:18Sounds like a sticky situation.
06:25Boss, you can't go in looking like that.
06:28You gotta be disguised.
06:32I am not wearing this disguise.
06:35You know, you're right. That's better tracking.
06:37No, I'm not.
06:39I got it. You go disguised as me and I'll be you.
06:42That'll throw him for a loop.
06:44I will not wear a disguise, not now, not ever. Is that clear?
06:48Clear as can be.
06:50What if you went as a parent?
06:52Now, I'm going to teach you a few things about investigative technique.
06:55Specifically, how to question witnesses.
06:58Take notes if you like and try not to get in the way, okay?
07:00Bonkers. Okay?
07:05Bonkers? Wait!
07:15Oh, great.
07:19So, there was glue here before it was missing?
07:22Yeah, sure. Why wouldn't it be here?
07:25That was my next question.
07:27How'd you know it was gone?
07:29You in on this or something?
07:31Well, no, er...
07:33I don't know. I mean, I'm the one who was robbed, I think. Wasn't I?
07:36Keep your story straight, huh?
07:38Well, you have plenty of time to think.
07:40In solitary, eating bread and water!
07:43I like bread.
07:45All right! I did it! I did it!
07:48I stole Mary Jo Schlumberger's notebook in the third grade!
07:51I did it! I confess, it was me!
07:54Read him his rights, partner.
07:56Bonkers, he's the owner. Most likely, he's innocent.
07:59He is?
08:00Yes!
08:01Fair enough. I'll let you off at the warning this time.
08:05Let's just look for a few clues, shall we?
08:09See? Clues!
08:11For some reason, they couldn't carry all the glue out, and they left us one vat.
08:16I just remembered something.
08:18There was a wolf hanging around the last couple of nights.
08:21A wolf? That could be useful. Thanks!
08:25Wonder what this does. A good detective always detects.
08:32What's that noise? Huh?
08:35Somebody stop this thing!
08:37What was that?
08:38Turn it off!
08:39You got it, boss!
08:50Hey, I thought you said you didn't like disguises.
08:55What's that?
08:59Maybe I'll...
09:01Chafes.
09:02I'll put it for a transfer. Maybe...
09:04Alaska.
09:05That's too close.
09:06The South Pole. The South Pole's good.
09:13And it's...
09:15Oh, please, give me strength.
09:17Oh, nuts!
09:20Maybe I can get myself stationed on Mars.
09:22Nah, same solar system.
09:25Things sure are...
09:27Big enough for you, huh, boss?
09:37Oh, bunkers.
09:39Yes, lucky my boss of bosses who lights up my life and makes my nights twinkle like the stars above.
09:43What can I do for you?
09:45Would you be so kind as to come over here a moment?
09:49But not that close!
09:52Terrific.
09:53Yes, boss?
10:01I've never felt closer to you, boss.
10:11Oh, no. Not this time.
10:13I am not going to have some toon horn stuck to my...
10:17Well, not there this time.
10:21Toots!
10:22Toots, where are you, boy?
10:24Toots!
10:25Quick man games!
10:26Where are you, Toots?
10:27You checked my left leg. Everything else is there.
10:29Come on, come on, wherever you are.
10:31What am I going to do?
10:33Toots has disappeared!
10:35What am I going to do?
10:41Toots!
10:43Toots!
10:44Toots!
10:45Toots!
10:46Toots!
10:47Toots!
10:48Toots!
10:49Toots!
10:51Ouch!
10:52Let me sign him up.
10:53Ow! Nuts!
10:54No, but I found that tuna sandwich you were looking for last April.
10:57What is going on here?
10:59Oh, nothing, sir.
11:00Just doing a little spring cleaning, sir.
11:02How's the investigation coming?
11:04Well, we are making definite progress, sir.
11:07And what have you found so far?
11:09Well, you see...
11:11Is that suit imported?
11:13Very, very nice material.
11:17You found nothing, right?
11:18I expect results soon.
11:20That's why I put you in charge.
11:24Tuna fish, huh?
11:25Don't mind if I do.
11:30You don't look too good.
11:31Maybe a little air will put the gray back in your cheeks.
11:40Eight years to retirement.
11:42Gotta keep telling myself that.
11:49I'm so sorry.
11:57I sure miss my Toots.
11:59I wonder if I'll ever hear his little honk again.
12:02Don't worry, Bonkers. He'll show up.
12:04We just have to keep our eyes peeled and look for anything suspicious.
12:08You're right.
12:09Nothing will get past us.
12:13Hornet!
12:15Say something suspicious?
12:18Nope, I found a penny.
12:21Sure been seeing a lot of novelty sheep lately.
12:24Yeah, aren't they great?
12:26By the way, your birthday's coming up soon, huh?
12:29Never mind.
12:31Let's just go have a chat with your friend Fallapart.
12:33Maybe he knows something.
12:41I guess he's still not home.
12:43And he didn't pick up his novelty sheep.
12:45How strange.
12:47Never mind that.
12:48Everyone likes novelty sheep.
12:50They're practical. They're attractive.
12:52They don't shed. They don't eat much.
12:54Never the novelty sheep!
12:56I've had it with novelty sheep!
12:57I can't stand novelty sheep!
13:03Look! It's Fallapart!
13:07What happened to you?
13:11What'd he say?
13:16When the bloke turn...
13:19bar...
13:24Fallapart, you sure there's nothing else you can tell us?
13:27Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
13:30Oh, no! He thinks he's a dog!
13:34No, I think he's saying wolf.
13:37Well, I guess it's time we put on our disguises and go inside.
13:42I got dibs on the bag. I guess it was my idea.
13:45I am not wearing a disguise.
13:47Oh, come on. Look, you look great as a giant carrot.
13:50Not many people can pull it off. Trust me.
13:53Look, you go in and check things out.
13:56I'll wait out here and keep an eye on the tomb.
13:58Got it, boss.
14:00I'll tell you when you take charge.
14:13What did I get you, Bob?
14:16Milk on the rocks.
14:18And serve it in a dirty glass.
14:29Mmm. He took me literally.
14:32Anything else you want?
14:34Yeah. See anyone suspicious around here?
14:37Yeah. Everyone around here is suspicious.
14:40Especially you.
14:42Aha! Finally we're getting somewhere.
14:44Tombs have been disappearing lately.
14:46Know anything about it?
14:48Who wants to know?
14:50I do. I'm a cop. I carry a badge.
14:54Must have left it in my other pair of pants.
14:56But I do have an official police patent.
14:58It must be with the badge.
15:03If I'm not back in ten minutes.
15:06You can have my milk.
15:10Psst. Hey. Even better way.
15:17Now what about the wolf?
15:19Uh. Okay. I give up. What about him?
15:22You kept repeating wolf.
15:24You know something? I bet that means something.
15:27Of course it means something. Think. Think.
15:30Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
15:32I think. Think. Think.
15:34What am I thinking about again?
15:36Think. Think. Think.
15:38What am I thinking about again?
15:42You know maybe I should write it down.
15:44Because then it would mean something.
15:48Now I remember. The wolf.
15:50He's the one who sheep-dipped me.
15:52Bonkers.
16:00Bonkers. Is that you?
16:07Bonkers.
16:11What do you know about this sheep?
16:13What sheep? I never saw it before.
16:15And if it says otherwise, it's a liar.
16:17Take the answer.
16:18I have to know about the sheep who has bonkers.
16:21Oh. Sorry.
16:23You can be a very hostile person.
16:26Do you know where the sheep lives?
16:29No. Because the sheep knows sheep.
16:32He's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
16:33And he uses the disguise to lure toons into his trap.
16:37Say that again?
16:38Say what again?
16:39Yo. Pickle. Over here.
16:40Wolf seen with kidnapped officer.
16:42Headed south on North Street.
16:44All right. Let's roll. Roll. Roll.
16:46If you don't mind, I'm in charge here.
16:50Uh. Yeah. Okay.
16:54Let's roll.
16:55Head forward. Head forward.
17:00Wait here.
17:01Wait here? Where?
17:04Sheep.
17:06May I never see one again.
17:08Bonkers? You in there?
17:10Bonkers?
17:12You in there? Speak up.
17:14Bonkers? Where are you?
17:19Can I help you?
17:23Hi. Yeah. I'm looking for a gift for my wife.
17:27It's her birthday.
17:29It's her 19th birthday.
17:32It's the birth anniversary of her 16th birthday.
17:34Yeah. So, uh, do you have anything in the way of, say, sheep?
17:41Yeah. I'm looking for something about, I don't know, so high, about this wide.
17:45Like, say, that one.
17:48Bonkers?
17:49Yeah. You know, maybe I'll take this one. It'll go with her eyes.
17:53Oh, yeah. That one, too. That's good.
17:55Yeah. That one, too.
17:56Yeah. Well, might as well get that one while I'm here.
17:58Oh. And the one over there.
18:00My wife loves sheep. She grew up on a farm, did I tell you that?
18:03Uh, that one on the top shelf, too. And, oh, and that one. Can't leave that one.
18:08Bonkers?
18:09No.
18:10Bonkers?
18:14No.
18:15Bonkers?
18:21Bonkers?
18:24Toots!
18:25Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep.
18:28I know. I'm glad to see you, too.
18:30Stop that.
18:32No bonkers. He must still be back at the Wolf's Place.
18:42I suppose I have no choice.
18:45Oh, man, is my pension really worth this?
18:48Can I help you?
18:49Uh, yeah. I, uh, Quack, represent the International Novelty Store Consortium.
18:55Uh, we're interested in, Quack, marketing your sheep worldwide, Quack.
18:59No kidding!
19:01Do I look like a kidder?
19:03Of course, I'd have to check out your manufacturing facilities, uh, Quack, to see if you can handle the volume.
19:08Sure, sure. It's right through here.
19:12As you can see, baby, I've installed state-of-the-art equipment.
19:15All things run by computers. The one that goes bing-bing costs the most.
19:19Very impressive. Maybe you could show me all at once.
19:22No problem. I have a little tune I was just about to sheep-dip.
19:29Okay, this is it for you.
19:31Of course you know this means you're off my Christmas list.
19:34If you'll step over here, you can watch the whole process.
19:37So, uh, how many tunes would you say you've turned into sheep so far?
19:41Oh, boy.
19:46Oh!
19:48Oh, this is great. Now I lose my deposit on the outfit, too.
20:09Come on, boss. Run for it, quick. This is the big chase scene.
20:16It just doesn't get much more humiliating than this.
20:24Hey, come back here.
20:28This way. You know, you don't make a bad sheep.
20:30Bonkers, don't start with me.
20:46Huh?
21:02You are under arrest for tune-napping and fleecing the public.