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00:00All available units, burglary in progress, trending time is Jewelry Store, Camel Code 3.
00:16Are you trying to get us killed?
00:18I'm trying to get you there first, so you can make the best.
00:21Lucky this is your big chance, I can feel it, I can taste it, I can even smell it.
00:26Lots of mustard, hold the mayo.
00:28Baloney.
00:29Oh, really?
00:30My baloney sandwich from lunch.
00:33You know, at that time, I'd recommend the chip beef and grand poupon.
00:36Trust me, you crack this case and you're going right to the top.
00:39The chief's gonna love ya.
00:41You and him are gonna be like peas in a pod, strings on a bean, chicks in a pod.
00:51So, those hot shots from 57th Division think they can beat us to the crime, eh?
00:56I know a shortcut.
00:59No, no, no, no, no.
01:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10What kind of shortcut is this?
01:12Not a very high one.
01:13I'm afraid of heights.
01:14Big bags.
01:15That's why I'm taller.
01:21Trust me.
01:23The scene of the crime.
01:25Goin' down.
01:27Where's the barman shop?
01:28Don't you wear a jewel piece.
01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:39Told you I'd get you here first.
01:41Now, get in there and bust them bad guys.
01:44Huh?
01:45Talk about a crook making a lasting impression.
01:50Ooh, little Schubert.
01:56Hubie, what are you doing here?
02:00Daddy.
02:02Didn't your mama ever tell you not to play in a crime scene?
02:04Now, come on.
02:05You gotta get out of here before somebody thinks you're the bad guy.
02:10I can't believe it.
02:11Get in there and bust those bad guys.
02:13I'm gonna bust bonkers when I get my hands...
02:16What?
02:17Bad guy tracks.
02:22A bad guy break-in.
02:26The bad guy himself.
02:28Freeze. You're under arrest.
02:29You found a crook already?
02:31I knew you'd crack this case.
02:33Ah, thanks to you, bonkers old pal.
02:35You know, he said, trust me, and you were right.
02:38Who knew?
02:39My first big bust in...
02:41What year is it today?
02:43God, never mind.
02:44Oh, wait till the chief sees this.
02:45Open and shut gates.
02:46I'll have this guy convicted by tomorrow.
02:49Oh, this is great.
02:50Quick, which is my better side that newsboys will need to know?
02:53Hi, Lucky.
02:54Promotion, here I come.
02:55Lucky.
02:56How can I ever thank you?
02:57You can let him go.
02:58Fine, I'll let him go.
02:59What?
03:00Now, look what we've got here.
03:01It's a case of mystic and identity.
03:03This is an old pal of mine from showbiz.
03:06He was very big in commercials.
03:09He was very big everywhere.
03:12Oh, Lucky, you were innocent.
03:14He couldn't even steal a scene, let alone diamonds.
03:17Ah, I get it.
03:19Friend of yours, huh?
03:20I'm sorry, pal.
03:22It's our duty.
03:23We can't let our personal feelings get in the way of the law.
03:28You know, I had to bust my own mom once doing 80 in a 25 zone.
03:31I got her off for good behavior and all, with her being a swell tucker in her boot.
03:39Ah, too late, boys.
03:41This one's mine.
03:47I keep telling you, Hewbie's no burglar.
03:49Just a little kid in a big body.
03:51He's a gentle giant, a teddy bear.
03:53We're talking Mr. Lovable here.
03:55Hewbie, why don't you give my buddy a nice big hug?
03:57Buddy.
03:58I am not your buddy.
04:00Come on.
04:01See how affectionate he is?
04:03Just like a big puppy.
04:04I'm a puppy.
04:07Now, Hewbie, here's one for you.
04:09Just think of the nice man that you're daddy.
04:13Daddy.
04:16Is that love or what?
04:21Lucky.
04:22He's innocent.
04:24Would you think of the evidence?
04:25Would you think of my promotion?
04:28Bet my lunch I can prove he's no crook.
04:31A whipped cream sandwich?
04:32Run out of ketchup.
04:33You're on.
04:34Lend me a 20?
04:35Sure.
04:36Trust me, you'll get it back.
04:38Thanks, partner.
04:43Ha ha.
04:44A born thief.
04:52Ha ha ha.
04:54See, see, see?
04:55He doesn't even know to buy you a money.
04:57Neither do you.
04:59Ha ha ha.
05:20Jailbreak!
05:29Jailbreak!
05:34Picky.
05:36Hey, what's the matter, Pickle?
05:37Picky, picky, picky.
05:39Big bad prisoner got you scared?
05:41Hey, tune division too much for you?
05:43Oh, it's pickle and pickle.
05:45Ha ha ha.
05:55You opened it.
05:57Just wanted to prove he's so innocent he doesn't need to escape.
06:00Look at this face.
06:01Could this face ransack?
06:03Pilfer?
06:04Swipe?
06:05Someone else must have pulled that jewelry heist, no lie.
06:07Just give me some time alone with him and I'll have the name of the real culprit before you get better.
06:11Hey!
06:12Only don't slap that until I tell you.
06:13Come on.
06:14Just a week.
06:15A day?
06:16An hour?
06:18All right, all right.
06:19Five minutes.
06:20But that's my final offer.
06:23And if he escapes, I'll, I'll...
06:25I'll...
06:26Turn in my badge?
06:28You're kidding.
06:29I'm serious.
06:30You'll quit?
06:31Like a bad habit.
06:32You'll leave?
06:33Faster than a crab in hot water.
06:34You got five minutes.
06:39Okay, Schubert.
06:40Who's behind this?
06:41Better come clean.
06:42And if you can't, come any way you want as long as you show up.
06:44Just casual.
06:46Hello, Scooby.
06:47Give me a name.
06:50Teddy.
06:52Teddy.
06:53Well, catchy.
06:54But I think I'll stick with bonkers.
06:56So it was Teddy, eh?
06:58What a fiend.
06:59What a criminal mastermind.
07:00What...
07:01Teddy who?
07:04Ah ha!
07:05Teddy Tuba.
07:06So the big blowhard turned crime kingpin, eh?
07:09All right.
07:10He's got a perfect alibi.
07:11He went to the big house.
07:13Teddy Roosevelt.
07:15Ah, better alibi.
07:16Been at Mount Rushmore for years.
07:21Teddy!
07:24Huh?
07:27Oh, no.
07:28That's no Teddy.
07:29That's Diamond Bill Bunko.
07:30Now, let me see.
07:31Teddy Tuna.
07:33Nah, they sent him down the river years ago.
07:41Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
07:44Teddy!
07:47Hey!
07:48What's going on in there?
07:50Oh, nothing much.
07:52We just made a real breakthrough.
07:54How much longer are you going to take?
07:55Is Saturday good for you?
07:57Open up!
08:02Teddy!
08:04Oh, no.
08:07Lucky partner.
08:08I can explain.
08:10As soon as I come up with something.
08:12Trust me, huh?
08:14You and the chief are going to be like this, eh?
08:16No, wait.
08:17Don't hit the alarm.
08:18I'll get him back.
08:19I promise.
08:20He also promised he wouldn't escape.
08:21He even bet your badge.
08:23Well, partner.
08:24You just lost your bet.
08:28He got me.
08:29He got me.
08:30Fair and square.
08:31I'll get him back.
08:34What do you know about those?
08:36Rubies?
08:37That makes four rings.
08:38Go great with diamonds.
08:39Cost a fortune.
08:40That's not what I meant.
08:41No, no, no.
08:42I know this looks bad.
08:43But let me just find Schubert.
08:44And then.
08:46What you got to find is a new job.
08:49Detective McKill.
08:50Oh, great.
08:51That's Chief.
08:52Don't worry about a thing, Lucky.
08:53I'll bring him back.
08:54I'll find out who's behind this.
08:55Trust me.
08:56McKill, you in there?
09:00McKill, I just heard the news.
09:03Sir, I can explain.
09:05Splendid job you did.
09:07Huh?
09:08Excellent evidence.
09:09Open and shut case.
09:10Makes the department look good.
09:12What makes the department look good makes me look good.
09:15And what makes me look good makes you look good.
09:18Tell you what.
09:19Come have dinner with me and the missus tonight.
09:21We'll barbecue a few steaks and discuss your future.
09:25Man of your fortitude.
09:27There's no telling where you'll wind up.
09:29The foreign legend comes to mind.
09:38Schubert, stop!
09:40So, disobeying the commands of an ex-police officer, eh?
09:47All right.
09:48Turn it over.
09:49You have the right to remain 12 feet tall.
09:51The right to never get told a pair of size 4 shoes.
09:53And the right to...
09:54Tell me who's behind this.
09:57Teddy.
09:59Teddy who?
10:00Teddy what?
10:01Help me out here.
10:02You're in big trouble, you know.
10:04Lucky must have sounded the alarm after all.
10:06I'm sure I'll crack this case in another minute.
10:10That is if I can keep us both out of jail for another minute.
10:19Hey, not bad.
10:21Two minutes and 13 seconds from the station to me casa.
10:25Can't let those steaks burn, now can we, Pickle?
10:30This is the chief's house?
10:32And wait till you meet the dog, as lovable as he looks.
10:49This calls for Tactical Maneuver 127, paragraph 8, subparagraph 2.
11:07We're home, Francine.
11:09She can't wait to meet you.
11:11Be right down.
11:13Have you brought that nice detective, Pickle?
11:16Leonard says he's head and shoulders above the rest.
11:21Great things are about to come your way.
11:23Monster! Monster!
11:26My dear, you never looked lovelier.
11:28Oh, monster, how incredibly awful.
11:33Shh, big guy, your stomach's growling.
11:36Fine.
11:45Yes, sir, I've got my eye on you.
11:48Nothing gets by me unnoticed.
11:50It's just as well.
11:52Huh?
11:54I said, it's just as well, sir.
11:57It certainly is.
11:59My boy, I admire your spirit, your tenacity, your going places.
12:04I didn't mean this minute.
12:16Fetch, puppy.
12:19Uh-oh.
12:32Hold it right there.
12:36Lucky small world, isn't it?
12:38Well, gotta run.
12:40Then again, I guess I could stay a minute.
12:43What are you doing here?
12:46Well, a funny thing happened on our way back to jail.
12:49Let me guess, you decided to come here first
12:52and let the chief see you making the bust instead of me.
12:55No, I was trying to help you.
12:58To do what? Lose my job?
13:00Lucky, you've got to trust me.
13:02Let me crack this case for you.
13:04Let me get you to the top, the peak, the crest.
13:07Satisfaction guarantee to your money bet?
13:09Get out of here. I'll take Hubert back to jail.
13:12I'll lock you both up.
13:14What's going on out here?
13:19Lucky!
13:21Hubert, no!
13:25What are you doing there, Miguel?
13:28Drowning, sir.
13:31What a kidder.
13:33That's what I like in my officers, a sense of humor.
13:36You see this, Francine?
13:38A paragon of physical fitness.
13:40I'm doing 20 laps in the pool before dinner.
13:48Miguel, come on in here and have dessert.
13:52Miguel?
13:54Well, now he's jogging.
13:56I wonder what breakfast cereal he uses.
13:58Oh, well, I'll just give it to the dog.
14:00Fluffy, Papa got a treat for you.
14:10TREAT
14:26Teddy!
14:30Hubie, no!
14:33Hubert, what are you doing?
14:35Who put you up to this?
14:37Teddy, Teddy!
14:39I know it was Teddy, but Teddy who?
14:42There's got to be a clue here somewhere.
14:44So, you and your pal together, huh?
14:47Hands full of loot, huh?
14:49Well, no wonder you had jewels in your pocket.
14:51No wonder you wanted me to drop the case.
14:53How could you do this to me?
14:55Now, now, Lucky, I know what this looks like.
14:58It looks like you two are in cahoots.
15:00Cahoots? I don't even know how to spell it, much less be in it.
15:03I'll take those.
15:05When the cops get here and see me with these, they'll be green with envy.
15:09Green, I like it. Goes nice with those red rubies you're holding.
15:12Wait a minute. If they see you with the loot, they'll think you stole it.
15:16They'll be all over you like fleas on a dog.
15:18What? Get out of here.
15:20No, no. Your fingerprints are all over them.
15:23They'll throw the book at you. Heck, they'll throw the whole bookcase at you.
15:26You'll be locked up, finished, kaput.
15:28Don't worry. I'll come visit you every Sunday.
15:31I'll bring a jake, a vial. I'll bring a vial, damn it.
15:35How do you feel about a letter-sized illegal?
15:45Detective McHale, are you anywhere?
15:49I'm in it all right, deep.
15:57Well?
15:58I'm doomed.
15:59You're not doomed.
16:01Okay, you're doomed.
16:02What am I going to do?
16:04Rocky, get a grip. In fact, give me the jewels and I'll get a grip.
16:07What are you doing?
16:08Taking the blame for my pal.
16:10You can't go to jail. You've got a family to feed, rent to pay.
16:14Dentist appointment next Tuesday.
16:17You'd do that for me?
16:18Uh-huh.
16:19You mean it?
16:20Sure.
16:25That's it.
16:27You can have your precious teddy bear.
16:29But not just yet.
16:31We've got three more jewelry stores to go.
16:33Shoo-bee! Shoo-bee!
16:39It's Diamond Vilbunco!
16:43Teddy!
16:45Teddy!
16:51Here's the plan. Catch the crook, clear our names, and wrap this up by Sunday.
16:54Oh, Bud.
16:55You'll end up in jail.
16:56But...
16:57And not to worry. Tonight's macaroni and franks.
17:04There they go. After them.
17:07Where'd you get the fancy car?
17:09Borrowed it from a pal of yours.
17:14The chief's limo.
17:16Turn around.
17:17You're in a pursuit.
17:18In a stolen car.
17:19Borrowed.
17:20You could get me fired.
17:21Relax. You'll be arrested long before you get fired.
17:24Look, you deadly art!
17:29Teddy!
17:33Move over!
17:34Buddy!
17:38Oh, no.
17:39You might as well pull over.
17:41You're that far over?
17:49Lucky, look! It's Bill!
17:55No!
18:03Nothing can stop Diamond Bill.
18:10Teddy!
18:12It's the end of the road for you, Diamond Bill!
18:15Anybody messes with me, Teddy goes over!
18:20Teddy!
18:22That's right, Hubie.
18:24Just do what your pal Bill says.
18:26Don't listen to him, Hubert.
18:28He's no pal of yours.
18:30Take Lucky here.
18:31He's a pal you can trust.
18:32Why, he's practically your daddy.
18:34Oh, Daddy!
18:46Hubie, look!
18:47Here's Teddy!
18:49Oh, Daddy!
18:52Get on!
19:01That's that!
19:03Buck him, Lucko!
19:04I always wanted to say that.
19:07Um, Bunkers, could you do it?
19:10I'm a little rest right now.
19:13Would you excuse me a moment?
19:15I would dream of holding you up.
19:18There's just one teeny tiny problem.
19:20What's that?
19:21I'm not a cop.
19:22What?
19:23My badge, remember?
19:24Oh, yeah.
19:27Here you go, partner.
19:30Thanks, partner.
19:34Swear me in?
19:36Okay.
19:37Raise your right hand.
19:40Do you solemnly swear to...
19:42I do!
19:43You're in.
19:44I'm a cop!
19:46What?
19:47Official Dick Tracy watch?
19:50You guys think you can wrap this up soon?
19:53I'd like to get to prison while I'm still young enough to appeal!
19:57Huh?
19:58Oh!
19:59No, I'm sorry.
20:00Official police business.
20:02See, he's my partner.
20:04Never mind.
20:11About my car.
20:13Who's responsible for it?
20:15Well, who was it?
20:18Me.
20:19Nice work, son!
20:21Been trying for years to get a convertible, but with police budgets and all, you know.
20:25You see me about a raise?
20:27Yes, sir!
20:29And as for you, Piquelle,
20:32for the great job you've done,
20:34you, our paragon of physical fitness,
20:37our Vesuvius of vim and vigor,
20:40our very own detective Lucky Piquelle,
20:43are being named chief coach
20:46for Fluffy's new exercise routine.
20:54But, sir...
20:55You did it!
20:56My guess is nine, ten walks a day,
20:58two hours on the treadmill,
20:59maybe a rubdown.
21:00You're in, like you're in.
21:01Come to the house, have breakfast with the wife and me.
21:03We'll talk.
21:04Sir.
21:05You know, my boy, this could lead to bigger things.
21:07How are you with Robus?
21:08He loves you!
21:09I got it.
21:10Let's give you a spare bedroom.
21:11You're all talk!
21:12Don't think of me as chief.
21:13Think of me as family.