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00:00TURN LEFT! TURN LEFT!
00:17If I turn left, he'll go straight.
00:19He's a crook! He'll go crooked, trust me!
00:21Every time I listen to you, the bad guy gets away. Watch!
00:24I told ya! Now, bust him!
00:30No, this is too easy. Something's gotta go wrong.
00:33I think he's under arrest.
00:37You mean, I finally caught one? I caught one! I caught one!
00:43Oh, partner, I am never gonna not listen to you again!
00:47You know what this means?
00:50Stand back, world. Here comes Detective Lucky Pacquiao.
00:54Soon to be Lieutenant Pacquiao.
00:56Captain Pacquiao.
00:57Generalissimo Pacquiao.
00:58This time, I don't ask for a promotion, I demand.
01:02Today's my day. I'm looking good.
01:04Spit on and polish!
01:06Unlike last time, when you lost by a whisker for not having the regulation shave.
01:11Ah, ha!
01:13Thanks. That should do it.
01:16Or the time your promotion fell through the creases because of a wrinkle in your pants.
01:20You're overdoing it.
01:26Or the time before, when your chances were blemished by a spot of rust on your badge.
01:32Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it.
01:35You're gonna have a biggish soup, right? You'll see his face in it!
01:38I don't think there's a lot of human good smoked out of him.
01:41Nice do, big guy, but cops with fright wigs don't get equal employment opportunities.
01:46Let me take care of that.
01:47So much trouble.
01:48A little on the side, a little on the top.
01:50A little on the chin.
01:51Oh, Lucky, didn't we wash our face this morning?
01:54Of course I washed my face.
01:55This is the chief's meeting.
01:56Stop! Get off of my suit!
01:58Stop!
01:59They're fine!
02:00I'll shine them up as bright as your future!
02:01Don't bother!
02:03Loosen your tie, it pinches your voice.
02:05Let go of my...
02:06Stand up straight, don't mumble!
02:07I never mumbled!
02:08This time, make him remember your name!
02:10Senior officer, I am ordering you to...
02:12March in there and slap down your business card!
02:15I don't have a business card!
02:16You do now.
02:17You're gonna be great!
02:18Now get in there and sell pickle!
02:23That's my partner.
02:31Yes?
02:32Oh, excuse me, sir.
02:38Pickle?
02:39No, I ordered coleslaw.
02:41That's pickle.
02:42French, huh?
02:43Then make that coleslaw and french fries.
02:46But snap it up.
02:47Got an appointment with some detective from tomb division.
02:51Lucky, what happened?
02:53There was a little language problem.
02:55I think he wants to talk more over lunch.
02:57Oh, come on.
02:58He thought you were the sandwich guy.
03:01It's like the real you was invisible.
03:04Stupid me.
03:05You are invisible.
03:06Look at your clothes.
03:07They're like vanishing cream on a pimple.
03:09You look just like every other pimple asking for a promotion.
03:12Later.
03:13Promise my wife I'll do the laundry.
03:14Lucky, you want to get recognized, you got to stand out.
03:17And with Ernie here, you'll stand out like a sore thumb.
03:21Ernie, my buddy here is working a hard move tonight.
03:24Just kind of soften him up, huh?
03:26You got it, kid.
03:27Where is that detective?
03:29He's not here in five minutes.
03:30I'm going fishing.
03:31That's your cue.
03:32You're on!
03:33Can't put the whole ocean on hold for him.
03:36Oh, excuse me, sir.
03:37I just...
03:38No, no, kid, like this.
03:40Hi-ya, hi-ya, ladies and germs.
03:42Just flow in from Newport, and boy, are my arms tired.
03:45You hear what the big horn said to the little horn?
03:48What?
03:51Sir, excuse me.
03:52Got a million of them.
03:53Why the chicken cross the busy road?
03:55Gosh, I don't know.
03:56Gee wanted some scrambled eggs.
03:58Scrambled eggs.
03:59No, yoke, I'm serious.
04:01Okay, okay, okay.
04:02Knock, knock.
04:03Who's there?
04:04Who's there?
04:05G.I.
04:06G.I. who?
04:07G.I. don't know either.
04:16Excuse me, sir.
04:19Sir?
04:20Sir?
04:21Don't you know why I'm here?
04:23Of course I do.
04:25Police talent show, third floor, second door on the left.
04:27You'll be a hit.
04:30Fire!
04:32I'll give that detective three more minutes to show up,
04:34then I'm casting off.
04:41Sir?
04:42Yes, he's got great mood.
04:44He's gonna promote you to head of the FBI.
04:47Let go, Ernie.
04:48But I got an audition.
04:50Get it, Ernie.
04:51My first break in years.
04:52Ernie!
04:53Hey, what did the pot roast say to the knife?
04:54Cut, Ernie.
04:55That's right.
05:00Ernie!
05:01Oh, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
05:03Where is your sense of haberdashery?
05:05We need to talk.
05:07You can't see the thief in your undies?
05:09Step in my office.
05:10Hey, I know just the guy to fix you up.
05:12This won't hurt much.
05:13Now, where's that emergency down button?
05:15Ah.
05:20Ernie, sunset and step on it.
05:30All right, people.
05:32Take 47, and please, let's get it right this time.
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05:48There he is.
05:49An old buddy of mine from my show this day.
05:51Ah, Tonka!
05:53Ernie, baby, boobie, love you.
05:56Bonkers, baby.
05:58Listen, Arnmeister,
05:59my pal here's got to be on stage in two and a half minutes.
06:02Can you help us out with a little minor image upgrade,
06:04something like that?
06:06Piece of cake.
06:07I'm going to throw those bums out.
06:09Cool it.
06:10It's a cup.
06:11Simple yet chic.
06:12Gemini wore it in Gemini Cricket.
06:13Hides a multitude of fat folds.
06:15Ah, too spacey.
06:18Spacey, yeah, I can see that.
06:20Listen, I'm not bold, but casual.
06:22You saw it on Nicky in Jail Mouse Rock.
06:24Sets off his eyebrow.
06:27Ah, that's too stripy.
06:31I used to stripey.
06:33Look, we could do this another time.
06:35The ultimate Donald Warren in Nights of the Duck Ponds.
06:39And it's him.
06:41Matches his guns all right,
06:42but it's going to clash with his wife's lipstick.
06:44Oh, my wife.
06:45She wanted me to reflog the roof tiles,
06:47and I'm already late by.
06:48Come on, give me a chance.
06:50I got you just the thing.
06:51Whoa.
06:52Come on.
06:53Hey, what the...
06:57This will be brilliant.
06:59Quick, roll camera.
07:00Action.
07:01Action.
07:02Whoa.
07:03Nelly, I hooked me a whopper.
07:05This here's why you always want to wear your outfit.
07:08Where is that detective?
07:10I'm only going to keep the sea bass waiting ten more seconds.
07:14Come on, Lucky.
07:15We got to get to the chief.
07:16Now, while our wrassle is digging,
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07:32your police department.
07:36Who is that cop?
07:39You're on.
07:46You.
07:47No, I mean, yes.
07:49I mean, this isn't the real me.
07:50It's been a big mistake, sir.
07:52You made it.
07:53What's your name, officer?
07:55Bickett-Jones.
07:56Doesn't matter.
07:57For conduct mortally embarrassing to the department,
08:00endorsing a commercial product
08:02in violation of section 4265, paragraph B,
08:08you are hereby
08:11fired.
08:19Ten years.
08:20All those days on the beat.
08:22All those nights studying Columbo.
08:25Nothing left to do now, but
08:28just go quietly into this.
08:30Oh, my fault you got fired.
08:32With those shoes, I should have never let you wear that red nose.
08:34What was I thinking?
08:35Oh, there's got to be a way to get your job back.
08:40It's just right here.
08:41It's a felony to put words in a police officer's mouth without his permission.
08:45Especially while he's immersed in bubble bath.
08:47So all you're going to do is arrest those two camera creeps and you're back in.
08:51Wait a minute.
08:52You can't arrest them.
08:54Right.
08:55You couldn't bust a boy scout for jaywalking a gerbil across the street.
08:58Yep.
08:59You're not a cop anymore.
09:00No.
09:01You don't even have a badge.
09:02None.
09:03Desk.
09:04None.
09:05Phone.
09:06Turned off.
09:07Not even an official police pin.
09:08Nada.
09:09How are you going to pay the rent?
09:10Beats me.
09:11So what's your family?
09:12Good question.
09:13You're going to be hanging by a thread of dental floss.
09:15When that's gone, your teeth will rot and you'll starve and waste away to nothing.
09:19It already feels like part of your skin.
09:24Well, so far, just the ankle bone connected to the thigh bone.
09:27Ernie, you got to start using a milder dishwashing detergent.
09:31This problem's more than skin deep.
09:34You must have got splattered with invisible ink.
09:37A little soap will take it off.
09:38How about this bubble bath?
09:40That director gave us all free samples instead of paychecks.
09:43What a cook.
09:44Ah, the shame of it.
09:45Crooks running amok.
09:46They should slow down and stay out of the muck.
09:59Don't you look at me like that.
10:01Those invisibility stains are more stubborn than I thought.
10:04But you're disappearing, too.
10:08Whatever you got, I got.
10:11I see you.
10:12Can you see me?
10:13It's this stuff.
10:15So, trying to rub us out, eh?
10:19Why, if this wasn't a free sample, I'd ask for my money back.
10:22Gasp.
10:23Oh, no.
10:24Lucky got dunked in it, too.
10:25I've got to save him.
10:27And you.
10:28And me.
10:30This calls for a quick discount.
10:32Stay right here, Ernie.
10:33You won't be gone for long.
10:36Goodbye, old girl.
10:44Gasp.
10:58A cop has his dreams.
11:00Cop dreams.
11:01Of cleaning up a city.
11:03I could have been up there with Sherlock Holmes, Dick Tracy, Larger Than Life.
11:07A household face.
11:14Gasp.
11:17Good thing about getting canned is I'll never have to see or hear that bonkers again.
11:22Luckily.
11:25I've been around toons too long.
11:27You've been around bubbleglo.
11:28It's as plain as the nose that's going to vanish from your face.
11:30First it got Ernie, now me.
11:32Read my lips.
11:33You could go at any time.
11:41Okay, okay, okay.
11:42I'll just get a good night's sleep.
11:44And when I wake up, he'll be gone.
11:47I'm gone now?
11:48But how's come you're not?
11:50We both took the same bath.
11:51Toons, here's your chance to clean up your act dirt cheap.
11:56Bubbleglo.
11:57The bubble bath recommended by this famous policeman is only five cents a bottle.
12:02On sale tomorrow wherever finer toon products are sold.
12:08Now I see.
12:09That stuff doesn't rub out humans, just toons.
12:13If we don't grab those guys before they put the stuff on sale,
12:16you'll never see me or any other toons again.
12:19Guaranteed, I'll have my money back.
12:21How about your job back?
12:23You're going to crack the biggest missing toon case in history before it happens.
12:27The chief will notice you for sure.
12:30Oh no, no, please, please.
12:31No, don't do me any favors, Bubbleglo.
12:33Oh no.
12:40Hiya, toons.
12:42It's Officer Pickle.
12:44You say you're feeling thin in the skin, hollow in the leg, empty in the head?
12:48Oh, well buy a bottle of anti-erase.
12:50Guaranteed to reverse that pesky invisibility and save yourself his careers.
12:55Anti-erase, so it costs a lot.
12:58Hey, it's worth it.
12:59Cut.
13:00That's a take.
13:01Ah, wait till this one goes in the air.
13:04No toon can get a job in the movies if he's invisible.
13:07At a hundred bucks a bottle, we'll clean up.
13:10Thanks to good old Officer Pickle, he's going to set us up for life.
13:17You mean send you up for life?
13:20Lucky.
13:22Never interrupt a senior officer in the middle of a bust.
13:25Lucky, no.
13:26Police.
13:27Freeze frames.
13:28You're under arrest.
13:31Don't move.
13:32I'll be right back.
13:34What was that?
13:35You're fired.
13:36You can't fire me.
13:37I'm the senior officer.
13:38No, the chief.
13:39Him either.
13:40He's the boss.
13:41Fired you.
13:42You can't bust anybody.
13:43Oh, sorry.
13:44Old habits die hard.
13:45Well, then you bust him.
13:46You're a cop.
13:47I'm two hands, two feet, and a hat.
13:49How's that going to help?
13:50I don't know.
13:51I'm a cop.
13:52I'm a cop.
13:53I'm a cop.
13:54I'm a cop.
13:55I'm a cop.
13:56I'm a cop.
13:57I'm a cop.
13:58I'm a cop.
13:59I'm a cop.
14:00I'm a cop.
14:01I'm a cop.
14:02I'm a cop.
14:03I'm a cop.
14:04I'm a cop.
14:05I'm a cop.
14:06I'm a cop.
14:07I'm a cop.
14:08I'm a cop.
14:09I'm a cop.
14:10I'm a cop.
14:11I'm a cop.
14:12I'm a cop.
14:13I'm a cop.
14:14I'm a cop.
14:15I'm a cop.
14:16I'm a cop.
14:17I'm a cop.
14:18I'm a cop.
14:19I'm a cop.
14:20I'm a cop.
14:21I'm a cop.
14:22I'm a cop.
14:23I'm a cop.
14:24I'm a cop.
14:25I'm a cop.
14:26I'm a cop.
14:27I'm a cop.
14:28A-ha!
14:29This is the big one.
14:32Come to Papa.
14:39Oh, must need a different lure.
14:46Well, that's all of them.
14:50Don't go away.
14:51I'll be back to take care of you in a minute,
14:55then we're going to make a clean getaway.
14:58Oh, you're right. If I were a cop again, you wouldn't get away clean or dirty.
15:06You can't be a cop again. I just got to deputize you. Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear to...
15:12Just your right.
15:13I'm trying.
15:14Not like a withdrawal.
15:15They come as a pair, okay?
15:16Well, then, where's the key?
15:18He got it.
15:19I'll get it.
15:20Good.
15:21Hey, boss, what are we going to do with ex-officer Pic...
15:25What the...
15:27What's so funny?
15:30Something was itching me.
15:32If you would take a bath, it wouldn't.
15:35But I...
15:43What are you doing?
15:46But they're getting away.
15:48There.
15:53There.
16:00Okay, now, raise your right hand.
16:02Now, how's that nutty-o's going?
16:03Oh, yeah.
16:05Do you solemnly promise to love, cherish, and uphold your honor, your...
16:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:18So, running a red light, eh?
16:20Exceeding the speed limit, huh?
16:23All right, buddy, pull it over.
16:25That's what I like.
16:26A guy with a gun in his hoe, but you're not a cop yet.
16:29Raise your right hand.
16:30Oh, yeah.
16:49Help!
16:51Help!
16:52You deserve a rest.
17:19Quick!
17:20Do you solemnly swear and state your name,
17:21to love, honor, cherish, pledge allegiance to the rich and poor,
17:23and uphold the law of the land until death do you part?
17:25I do.
17:26Then, by the power vested in me by people who don't know any better,
17:28you're officially deputized.
17:36That's one powerful fish.
17:49The biggest one of my life.
17:52And he got away.
18:12That's no ghost.
18:13It's that guy.
18:16That's no ghost.
18:17It's that tomb.
18:18He may disappear.
18:20Bust him, big boy.
18:21Nothing can stop me now.
18:22Except the last bottle of anti-erase.
18:25Let us go, or I'll drop it,
18:27and your pal will be invisible forever.
18:30Lucky, this is your only chance to get your job back.
18:33You can't stop just because you'll never be able to see me again.
18:39Never?
18:40Not even a little bit?
18:41You sure about that?
18:43Guys, listen.
18:44Could I have that night to think this over?
18:46I promised the missus I'd re-sod the planter box before bedtime, and...
18:50No deal.
18:51Get him.
18:52No, let me get him.
18:55Why, you...
18:56No!
19:01I'll take the rest for Ernie.
19:04Hiya, Lucky.
19:05A lot.
19:07For that, I'm going to personally see you get an extra five years.
19:13Get off my foot.
19:15Get out of here.
19:16Let me go with Ernie.
19:17Make your way.
19:27Two crooks, single-handed.
19:30What a guy.
19:31Even without a badge, you're twice the cop at half the price.
19:34Oh, if the chief could see you now.
19:37Uh...
19:41Hey!
19:43Hey!
19:44Hey, chief!
19:46If you don't shut up, I am gonna...
19:48Oh, hi.
19:50Fish and Game Department, huh?
19:52Well, I can assure you my fishing license is in order.
19:54After all, I am the chief of...
19:57You found it!
19:59Yours?
20:00Detective work of the first order.
20:02Oh, I wouldn't say that.
20:03Sherlock Holmes couldn't have done better.
20:05How can I ever thank you?
20:07Ah, would that my own officers showed such grit,
20:10such determination, such joy de vivre.
20:14You're not French, are you?
20:15No, sir.
20:16By a boy with talent like yours,
20:18you should consider moving out of Fish and Game
20:20and into real police work.
20:22As a matter of fact, a position opened up just today.
20:25You have to start at the bottom, of course,
20:27but with your spirit and a few years,
20:29you might make detective.
20:31Yes, sir.
20:32Now, what would you say to the Toon Division?
20:36Proud to be better than the clown
20:37I just fired, whatever his name was.
20:39Good night.
20:42You did it! You did it!
20:43Oh, let me shake the hand attached to that long arm of the law.
20:46Sir, what do you want to do next?
20:48Let's bet he's in Burbank?
20:49Corner Cook's in Covina?
20:50Hey, I got a husband on a bank.
20:52You know, I think it's a nice night for a swimmy.
20:58I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.
20:59Little Otter, ha, ha, ha.