• 5 months ago
When her possessive high school boyfriend dies in a gruesome accident, Fern Petersen's life is thrown into turmoil. Thin | dG1fZ1JaQXN0d1RqbDA
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00:00Fern Peterson.
00:02Robert, will you...
00:04Will you be my girlfriend?
00:06So how far are we going to go tonight?
00:08Uh...
00:10That's not what I meant to say.
00:12Do you want to have sex soon?
00:14Soon would be nice.
00:16I want our first time to be perfect.
00:18Happy one month and three week anniversary.
00:20I love you very much.
00:22It's what our kid will look like.
00:24I made it on the internet.
00:26For the love of God, break up.
00:28I love you. I think we should break up.
00:30Wait, what?
00:32Ah!
00:34Fern,
00:36I am so sorry for your loss.
00:38Thanks.
00:40Didn't you wear that dress at formal?
00:42It's so cute.
00:44Oh, you know what you need? A rebound.
00:46Kelsey, it's been a week.
00:48Ah!
00:50I'm a vampire?
00:52You're not undead, you're just dead.
00:54Tonight we're going to have a romantic dinner
00:56at the cemetery.
00:58Robert loved you. He wrote a song on his guitar for you.
01:00I got so wet from that.
01:02My eyes, they teared up so much.
01:06We are having sex.
01:08We're having sex.
01:10Oh my God!
01:12We don't have to have sex again.
01:14We can just snuggle.
01:18Do I just cease to exist if you forget about me?
01:20It's not that you're dead, it's that I'm alive.
01:22What the hell are you doing here?
01:24You're a ghost hunter?
01:26When love ghosts get out of hand,
01:28it can turn a regular guy into a complete madman.
01:30Fern.
01:32I'm not scared of a water gun.
01:34It's a ghost laser. It lasers ghosts.
01:36I'm not meant to be her one and only.
01:38I'll make it that way.
01:40Ah!
01:42Robert's in my house trying to kill me.
01:44You still love me. I know you do.
01:46Is this the ice cream social for the newlyweds?
01:48Now we're killing someone.
01:50Ah!
01:52Kelsey!
01:54I love you very much!
01:58Go to hell, Robert Klinger.

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