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History’s greatest heists await. Discover the adventure.

Time Bandits premieres July 24 on Apple TV+

Television adaptation of Terry Gilliam's 1981 film, Time Bandits, which centers on a young boy who discovers a time-traveling portal in his bedroom.
Transcript
00:00Why can't you be a normal person, with normal friends?
00:07We'll have Scott.
00:09You're stuck in the past, Kevin.
00:11You've got to stop it with all these vikings and their ancient geeks.
00:14Freaks.
00:15As well.
00:22Mum, my wardrobe's moving.
00:27Whoa!
00:40Hold on. How is he here?
00:42What's going on?
00:43Your room, it's a time egress.
00:46I've never done that before!
00:48And it allows us to travel throughout the universe.
00:52Tell me who you are or I will kill you.
00:55I am Penelope and I am, in effect, the leader.
01:00Fundamentally, though, we are all equal.
01:05Who are you guys?
01:07We're the Time Bandits, a crack team of expert thieves.
01:11Nothing is too big for us to steal.
01:14Okay, now that we're close, maybe it is too big to steal.
01:20You have a map that can take us through time.
01:25Wow, Mansa Musa.
01:26Some people say you're even richer than Jeff Bezos from Amazon.
01:30Wealthier than the mighty Jeff Bezos of the Amazon.
01:33Hey!
01:35We have no knowledge of who that is.
01:38That map cannot and must not fall into the wrong hands.
01:42I shudder to think what would happen.
01:45Bring me that map.
01:46What's that?
01:47I could create a universe of pure evil.
01:51Stop laughing.
01:53It's evil, therefore it's serious.
01:59Return the map!
02:02What did everyone steal?
02:04I got this beautiful vase.
02:05Vase.
02:06Hello.
02:07Vase.
02:08Everyone got a vase?
02:10Yeah.
02:11Thank you all for a brief moment in my life.
02:14I felt like I was part of a team.
02:16Yes, okay.
02:17Let's take him home.
02:19This isn't my house.
02:20Yeah, it is.
02:21There's a family over there.
02:24They're not my family.
02:25But they look exactly like you.
02:28This sounds like a family matter and we should give them space.