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00:06:10First of all, I'd like to introduce you to our wonderful team,
00:06:14which you are temporarily joining.
00:06:16For how long, comrade?
00:06:18For a full 15 years.
00:06:19A decade and a half. That's great.
00:06:21Well, all the best. Goodbye.
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00:06:26I'm sure that this decade and a half will pass with you in an atmosphere of friendship
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00:06:34Well, then.
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00:06:37A traffic jam.
00:06:38A gift from Africa.
00:06:39Yes.
00:06:40Please come here.
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00:06:46imagine what a wonderful housing estate will be created here.
00:06:49Only in it will be installed 740 gas stoves.
00:06:53That is, exactly 740 times more than it was in our entire city until 1913.
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00:07:05Romance!
00:07:07And if we take the whole volume of work done by our SMU for the first quarter,
00:07:11and put these floors on top of each other,
00:07:13then we will get a building that will be twice as high as the world-famous Eiffel Tower.
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00:07:25Which translates to the Cathedral of the Mother of God of Paris.
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00:07:29Paris.
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00:07:33Mother of God.
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00:07:42Our construction and installation department has built such a number of residential areas
00:07:46that are equal to one such city as Chita,
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00:07:54The spirit is captured in one thought that...
00:08:01...than in America.
00:08:02Thus, you will be able to make your contribution
00:08:05to the labor achievements of our native SMU.
00:08:07SMU means construction and installation management.
00:08:10What kind of management?
00:08:12Installation management.
00:08:13I'm ready.
00:08:14Thank you.
00:08:16Well, then.
00:08:18Shurik!
00:08:21Yes, Pavel Stepanovich.
00:08:22Well, Sanya.
00:08:24Here's your partner.
00:08:25Finally, Pavel Stepanovich.
00:08:26Thank you.
00:08:32Well, let's get to work.
00:08:37Let's get to work.
00:08:55Well, I see you're working.
00:08:58Sanya Shurik.
00:09:02I wish you good luck.
00:09:04Thank you.
00:09:06I wish you good luck.
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00:09:24I wish you success in your work
00:09:26and great happiness in your personal life.
00:09:32Thank you for your attention.
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00:09:44Have you had any accidents at the construction site?
00:09:46No, I haven't had any yet.
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00:11:24What is it?
00:11:31Listen, where have you been?
00:11:32I've been looking for you all over the building.
00:11:34Is there any work?
00:11:35There is work, but there is a deadline.
00:11:37Don't forget.
00:11:38Your account is in rubles, and mine is in days.
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00:13:36And why is he snoring?
00:13:41Snoring?
00:13:55While our spaceships roam the vastness of the universe
00:14:06they are constantly being attacked
00:14:28And for no reason all continents are waving their hands to the workers of our great ballet
00:14:32Let's go further
00:14:36They teach people's wisdom
00:14:41Patience and hard work are all three
00:14:451. When you finish the job, go for a walk
00:14:482. You can easily pull a fish out of a pond
00:14:503. Work is not a wolf
00:14:52No, no, don't do that
00:15:06To the lightbulb!
00:15:36To the lightbulb!
00:15:59And compote?
00:16:00Compote
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00:16:15Your hands!
00:16:17Did you wash them?
00:16:18Yes, yes, yes
00:16:36So, to the sand quarry!
00:16:59Well, let's start
00:17:01Bon appetit
00:17:06Bon appetit
00:17:31What, what?
00:17:32Who doesn't work, eats
00:17:35Learn, student
00:18:02Learn, student
00:18:19Now people need to be soft
00:18:23And to look at the questions
00:18:27Shershe
00:18:34Do you think I was given 15 days?
00:18:40We were given 15 days
00:18:43And for what?
00:18:45So that you do explanatory work among me
00:18:48And I grow over myself
00:18:52Well, okay
00:18:54Let me drink
00:18:56Like spaceships
00:18:59Grow
00:19:01A big theater
00:19:03And I'll sleep
00:19:22Fly
00:19:30Right, and fly away
00:19:44What are you?
00:19:46A fly
00:19:47Well done
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00:22:09To the sand quarry
00:22:15It's just an advance
00:22:17But that's all
00:22:19Well, student, get ready
00:22:21Soon they'll put a wooden Macintosh on you
00:22:23And music will play in your house
00:22:26But you won't hear it
00:22:29Water
00:22:44Thank you
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00:24:19Water
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00:25:18Stop
00:25:19I'll kill you, student
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00:25:50I'll kill you
00:26:19I'll kill you
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00:27:20I'll kill you
00:27:22I'll kill you
00:27:50It's hooliganism
00:27:52You'll get 15 whips
00:27:54Let me go, I'll complain
00:28:01Are you going to drink?
00:28:03No
00:28:04Why?
00:28:06To do
00:28:08an explanatory work
00:28:20Shurik
00:28:21Yes?
00:28:22Shurik
00:28:23Are you a Komsomol member?
00:28:24Yes
00:28:25This is not our method
00:28:27Where is humanism?
00:28:28Where is a man to a man?
00:28:30Understand, Shurik
00:28:31While you are standing in space ships
00:28:33What's your name?
00:28:35Fedya
00:28:36And you, Shurik
00:28:37My wife
00:28:38Yes
00:28:39Your wife, Lyubushka
00:28:40And two kids
00:28:41Lenochka and Alyoshka
00:28:42So you have a family
00:28:44Yes
00:28:45And how old are you?
00:28:4641
00:28:48Maybe you shouldn't, Shurik
00:28:54I won't do it again
00:28:57No
00:28:59You should, Fedya
00:29:01You should
00:29:03Mom
00:29:05Mom
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00:29:10So, citizens
00:29:12Alcoholics
00:29:14Tunisians, hooligans
00:29:16Who wants to work?
00:29:17Me
00:29:18Wait
00:29:20Today's outfits
00:29:21Sand quarry, two people
00:29:23Me
00:29:24Wait
00:29:27Read the whole list, please
00:29:30So
00:29:31Cement factory
00:29:33Me
00:29:36Coal loading
00:29:37Me
00:29:38Stables cleaning
00:29:39Me
00:29:40Besides
00:29:41Me
00:29:42Wait, citizens
00:29:44Personal outfit for you
00:29:46For all 15 days
00:29:47Take it
00:30:15The End
00:30:46Did you hand it in?
00:30:47I did
00:30:48How much?
00:30:50Well
00:30:51Five
00:30:52Give me the receipt
00:30:53I'm burning
00:30:54No, I gave it to the guys
00:30:55He's reading it
00:31:15You can turn it over
00:31:38Ticket number 7
00:31:39First question
00:31:45Principle of work of synchrophosatron
00:31:48Kostya, can you hear me?
00:31:49Can you hear me?
00:31:51Can you hear me?
00:31:53Over
00:31:55I got it
00:31:57I can hear you
00:31:58I can hear you
00:32:00I'm answering the first question of ticket number 7
00:32:04The principle of work of synchrophosatron
00:32:08Is
00:32:11Acceleration of charged particles
00:32:14With magnetic field
00:32:17Field
00:32:19Let's move on
00:32:25Ass
00:32:27Do you have a note?
00:32:28No, no notes
00:32:29No notes
00:32:30Don't bother me
00:32:31What are you listening to?
00:32:32Van Cleveren, go
00:32:44The principle of work of synchrophosatron
00:32:47Is
00:32:49Acceleration of charged particles
00:32:52With magnetic field
00:32:54Field
00:32:56Let's move on
00:32:58The principle of work of synchrophosatron
00:33:01Is
00:33:03Acceleration of charged particles
00:33:06With magnetic field
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00:33:10Let's move on
00:33:11The principle of work of synchrophosatron
00:33:14Is
00:33:16Acceleration of charged particles
00:33:19With magnetic field
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00:33:23Let's move on
00:33:25The principle of work of synchrophosatron
00:33:28Is
00:33:30Acceleration of charged particles
00:33:33With magnetic field
00:33:35Field
00:33:37Let's move on
00:33:39Be careful, citizen
00:33:40Don't distract
00:33:41Excuse me, please
00:34:00The next one is ready
00:34:02Ours
00:34:03Let's go
00:34:09The next one is ready
00:34:11Take it
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00:36:05You have an exam today, don't you?
00:36:08Yes.
00:36:09Three more hours.
00:36:10We'll study with my friend for now.
00:36:26Mustard.
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00:38:14You're fat.
00:38:15Don't turn open.
00:38:18Let's go.
00:38:29Ira, unbutton your shirt.
00:38:44It's hot. Take your coat off.
00:38:48It's hot.
00:39:18It's hot.
00:39:21It's hot.
00:39:24It's hot.
00:39:27It's hot.
00:39:49It's time.
00:40:02Did you pass?
00:40:04Four.
00:40:12What?
00:40:14Calm down.
00:40:16It's hot.
00:40:28Take your ticket.
00:40:39Professor,
00:40:41can I have some more?
00:40:43Please.
00:40:57More.
00:40:59Take it.
00:41:03For yourself.
00:41:06What do you mean, for yourself?
00:41:09I'm sorry, professor.
00:41:12No, it's you.
00:41:15I'm sorry.
00:41:17Next time.
00:41:20Too much.
00:41:37Hello, professor.
00:41:40What's wrong with you?
00:41:43My ear hurts.
00:41:46Does it bother you?
00:41:48No, professor, don't worry.
00:41:50On the contrary, it helps.
00:41:52It doesn't distract me from the exam.
00:41:55What's the reason?
00:41:58Is it a holiday today?
00:42:02The exam is for me.
00:42:05It's always a holiday, professor.
00:42:10That's good.
00:42:14Your ticket, please.
00:42:21Ticket number 9.
00:42:23Over.
00:42:25What did you say?
00:42:27What?
00:42:29What do you mean, over?
00:42:31I said, over.
00:42:33Ticket number 9.
00:42:39I see.
00:42:41Go and get ready.
00:42:43All right.
00:42:51Tup, can you hear me?
00:42:53Can you hear me?
00:42:55Lopukh, did you guess?
00:42:57I dictate the answer to the first question
00:42:59of ticket number 9.
00:43:01So...
00:43:03All right.
00:43:09What's wrong with you?
00:43:11My ear hurts.
00:43:13Oh, dear.
00:43:15Oh, dear.
00:43:23All right.
00:43:25I'll give you 5 for your invention.
00:43:29And for the subject, I'll give you...
00:43:31Oh, dear.
00:43:37Professor Lopukh, of course,
00:43:39but the equipment is with him.
00:43:41With him.
00:43:43Can you hear me?
00:43:45Can you hear me?
00:43:47Thank you very much.
00:43:53Sasha!
00:44:01Sasha!
00:44:31Who is it?
00:44:33Where?
00:44:35Over there.
00:44:37It's swimming.
00:44:41Ah!
00:44:43It's Lida from the parallel stream.
00:44:45Lida.
00:44:47What an amazing girl.
00:44:55Why did I come here?
00:44:57Why did I come here?
00:44:59Why didn't I see her before?
00:45:03Do you want me to introduce you?
00:45:05No, no, forget it.
00:45:07Lida!
00:45:09May I talk to you for a moment?
00:45:11Thank you very much.
00:45:27Did you pass?
00:45:28I did.
00:45:29How many?
00:45:30Five.
00:45:31Congratulations.
00:45:32Thank you.
00:45:33Please meet...
00:45:34Lida.
00:45:35Peter.
00:45:36Sasha.
00:45:38Lida.
00:45:50Please.
00:46:01I'm going.
00:46:07Lida.
00:46:08Sasha.
00:46:09Lida.
00:46:10Lida.
00:46:11Lida.
00:46:12Lida.
00:46:13Lida.
00:46:14Lida.
00:46:15Lida.
00:46:16Lida.
00:46:17Lida.
00:46:18Lida.
00:46:19Lida.
00:46:20Lida.
00:46:21Lida.
00:46:22Lida.
00:46:23Lida.
00:46:24Lida.
00:46:25Lida.
00:46:26Lida.
00:46:27Lida.
00:46:28Lida.
00:46:29Lida.
00:46:30Lida.
00:46:31Lida.
00:46:32Lida.
00:46:33Lida.
00:46:34Lida.
00:46:35Lida.
00:46:36Lida.
00:46:37Lida.
00:46:38Lida.
00:46:39Lida.
00:46:40Lida.
00:46:41Lida.
00:46:42Lida.
00:46:43Lida.
00:46:44Lida.
00:46:45Lida.
00:46:46Lida.
00:46:47Lida.
00:46:48Lida.
00:46:49Lida.
00:46:50Lida.
00:46:51Lida.
00:46:52Lida.
00:46:53Lida.
00:46:54Lida.
00:46:55Lida.
00:46:56Lida.
00:46:57Lida.
00:46:58Lida.
00:46:59Lida.
00:47:00Lida.
00:47:01Lida.
00:47:02Lida.
00:47:03Lida.
00:47:04Lida.
00:47:05Lida.
00:47:06Lida.
00:47:07Lida.
00:47:08Lida.
00:47:09Lida.
00:47:10Lida.
00:47:11Lida.
00:47:12Lida.
00:47:13Lida.
00:47:14Lida.
00:47:15Lida.
00:47:16Lida.
00:47:17Lida.
00:47:18Lida.
00:47:19Lida.
00:47:20Lida.
00:47:21Lida.
00:47:22Lida.
00:47:23Lida.
00:47:24Lida.
00:47:25Lida.
00:47:26Lida.
00:47:27Lida.
00:47:28Lida.
00:47:29Lida.
00:47:30Lida.
00:47:31Lida.
00:47:32Lida.
00:47:33Lida.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:41Don't be afraid.
00:47:42These must be the new tenants.
00:47:44How can I get through?
00:47:45It's very simple.
00:47:46Distracting maneuver.
00:47:47I'll take the dog.
00:47:49And you run quickly.
00:47:50OK.
00:47:51Beetle.
00:47:52Jack.
00:47:53Jack.
00:47:54Tamka.
00:47:55Dymka.
00:47:56Polkan.
00:47:57Polkan.
00:47:58Alma. Alma. Alma. Alma. Alma.
00:48:03Let's go.
00:48:07Don't despair.
00:48:11Do you have sausages with you?
00:48:13Yes, only the doctor's.
00:48:15Let's go.
00:48:23It was a doctor's.
00:48:25It became an amateur's.
00:48:27What is it?
00:48:28A sleeping pill.
00:48:29Isn't it...
00:48:30No, it's completely harmless.
00:48:31Well, let's start.
00:48:33Bobik.
00:48:38No, Bobik.
00:48:40Bob.
00:48:48Well,
00:48:49in three minutes
00:48:51you'll have a deep and sound sleep.
00:48:54Here you are.
00:49:02Oh, well.
00:49:03We'll see who's who.
00:49:05I'll be right back.
00:49:26What do we do now?
00:49:28Let's do this.
00:49:29What do we do now?
00:49:30Let's do this.
00:49:31On my signal,
00:49:32you open the front door.
00:49:34Remember, only on my signal.
00:49:36Here you are.
00:49:38All in place.
00:49:49Open it.
00:49:59That's it.
00:50:00But you'll have to walk.
00:50:02I'm not used to it.
00:50:03We often use the elevator.
00:50:04Thank you.
00:50:07Goodbye.
00:50:08Goodbye.
00:50:09Lida.
00:50:10I was very glad to meet you.
00:50:12Me too.
00:50:13Goodbye.
00:50:14Goodbye.
00:50:18Sasha!
00:50:19What is it?
00:50:20Where?
00:50:21Here.
00:50:24A dog.
00:50:25Get up.
00:50:26I'll sew it up.
00:50:27It's my first time in a house like this.
00:50:29Oh, come on.
00:50:30No, no, no.
00:50:31Let's go, Sasha.
00:50:32No way, Lida.
00:50:33Let's go, let's go.
00:50:34How could you leave your things without anyone?
00:50:36Rex is there.
00:50:37Rex will never leave his things.
00:50:39And I have a throat.
00:50:40A throat.
00:50:41A throat.
00:50:42And a head.
00:50:43And a head.
00:50:44No brains.
00:50:45No brains.
00:50:47Oh, God.
00:51:05Hello.
00:51:07How did it go?
00:51:09Five.
00:51:10Good job.
00:51:12And your friend?
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:14Let's go.
00:51:15Let's go.
00:51:40Turn around, I'll sew it up.
00:51:43No, I'll do it myself.
00:51:58I won't bother you.
00:52:12I'll do it myself.
00:52:38Lida, everything's fine.
00:52:40I'll do it.
00:53:10I'll do it.
00:53:40I'll do it.
00:54:00Lida, do you know what's my favorite poem by Yaroslav Smelyakov?
00:54:04Which one?
00:54:06Listen.
00:54:08In the window of a white house,
00:54:10Acacia is flowering,
00:54:12A good girl Lida
00:54:14Lives on South Street.
00:54:18Reflecting in the window glass,
00:54:20She walks around the world,
00:54:22Slowly...
00:54:34What's next? Have you forgotten?
00:54:36Reflecting in the window glass,
00:54:38She walks around the world,
00:54:40Slowly...
00:54:42A good girl Lida...
00:54:44Why is she good?
00:54:46Ask this boy,
00:54:48Who lives across the street.
00:54:50He lies down with this name,
00:54:52He gets up with this name,
00:54:54Not for nothing,
00:54:56On the stone slabs,
00:54:58Where a cute boot stepped,
00:55:00A good girl Lida...
00:55:02Lida...
00:55:04He wrote in despair,
00:55:06He can't leave people alone,
00:55:08The boy is stubborn as dust,
00:55:10So Pushkin must have fallen in love,
00:55:12So...
00:55:20What's wrong?
00:55:22Nothing.
00:55:24What did I stop at?
00:55:26At Pushkin.
00:55:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:55:30Ah, Pushkin!
00:55:32There are wonders,
00:55:34There's a lion wandering,
00:55:36A mermaid...
00:55:38Wait, wait, what mermaid, Sasha?
00:55:40She's hanging on a branch,
00:55:42I mean, lying down.
00:55:44I think you're overdoing it.
00:55:46May I?
00:55:52No,
00:55:54No, I'm not overdoing it.
00:55:56I've got something else.
00:55:58Lida,
00:56:00I want to ask you
00:56:02a serious question.
00:56:04It's very important
00:56:06to me.
00:56:10Go ahead.
00:56:12Tell me, Lida,
00:56:14Have you ever...
00:56:16You come somewhere for the first time,
00:56:18And you think you've been here before,
00:56:20And you seem to know everything,
00:56:22The objects,
00:56:24The smells,
00:56:26The sounds...
00:56:28Have you?
00:56:30No, I haven't.
00:56:32I always remember where I've been,
00:56:34When, and with whom.
00:56:40I think I have.
00:56:44And now I'm surprised
00:56:46that I've already been here.
00:56:48Come on, Sasha!
00:56:50Yes, yes, yes.
00:56:52I've seen everything here.
00:56:56Oh!
00:56:58Now I'm going to
00:57:00pull off
00:57:02this curtain,
00:57:04And behind it
00:57:06stands
00:57:08a crystal cup.
00:57:10Ah!
00:57:14I've been here.
00:57:20Sasha!
00:57:22You're a telepath!
00:57:24Wolf-messing!
00:57:26You think so?
00:57:28Exactly!
00:57:30Let's try it.
00:57:32You go out the door.
00:57:34I write my wish on the paper.
00:57:36When you come back,
00:57:38I'll order you to fulfill my wish.
00:57:40Okay?
00:57:42Let's go.
00:57:54Come in!
00:58:24Ah!
00:58:42Ah!
00:58:54Ah!
00:59:04Did you guess?
00:59:08Almost.
00:59:24Then I'll try again.
00:59:32It's time.
00:59:38See you tomorrow?
00:59:40No.
00:59:42See you the day after tomorrow.
00:59:44The exam is the day after tomorrow.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:48I'll be getting ready tomorrow.
00:59:50Me too.
00:59:52So, see you the day after tomorrow.
00:59:54The exam is the day after tomorrow.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58See you the day after tomorrow.
01:00:00The exam is the day after tomorrow.
01:00:22Ah!
01:00:52Ah!
01:01:06Ah!
01:01:08Ah!
01:01:10Ah!
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:14Ah!
01:01:16Ah!
01:01:18Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:22Ah!
01:01:24Ah!
01:01:26Ah!
01:01:28Ah!
01:01:30Ah!
01:01:32Ah!
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:38Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:42Ah!
01:01:44Ah!
01:01:46Ah!
01:01:48Please! Oh, no, not that! One moment, excuse me.
01:01:52Here, please.
01:01:56Turn it over!
01:02:18Oh, no, not that!
01:02:48Oh, no, not that!
01:02:59Turn around.
01:03:01I have business with you.
01:03:18Where is this damn cripple?
01:03:30Don't make any noise, I'm a cripple.
01:03:49That's what we have for today.
01:03:54Not we, but you.
01:03:56What can save us from revision?
01:03:59Excuse me, not us, but you.
01:04:02Only theft can save us from revision.
01:04:07With evil or without?
01:04:09Of course, with evil.
01:04:14Article 89, paragraph 2.
01:04:16Article 2.
01:04:18Until the age of six.
01:04:20It won't work.
01:04:22But there will be no theft.
01:04:24Everything has already been stolen before us.
01:04:26Everything has already been stolen before us.
01:04:30These are dry bedsheets.
01:04:32You only need to stage theft.
01:04:36You need to break the lock,
01:04:39penetrate the warehouse,
01:04:41leave traces of the product being taken out,
01:04:43and quietly get away without taking anything.
01:04:46Have you finally mastered it?
01:04:49Don't worry, Comrade Director.
01:04:51People want to figure out what's what.
01:04:54That's natural.
01:04:56It's legal.
01:04:58It's a new thing for us.
01:05:00Unlearned.
01:05:02Exactly. Unlearned.
01:05:04Don't worry, Comrade Director.
01:05:06Tell me, please,
01:05:08is this an event,
01:05:11or should I say an operation?
01:05:17An operation?
01:05:21Why an A?
01:05:27Why an A?
01:05:30So that no one would guess.
01:05:39Idiot.
01:05:42Well, let's get down to business.
01:05:43Let's get down to business.
01:05:45First of all, you need to neutralize the watchman.
01:05:48Not us, but you.
01:05:50No, this time it's you.
01:05:52Yes? Yes.
01:05:54What do you mean, neutralize?
01:06:01Article 193, paragraph 2.
01:06:04For three years.
01:06:06It won't work. No, it won't.
01:06:08No way.
01:06:09Like this.
01:06:12The watchman is gently covered in chloroform
01:06:15and tied up without bodily harm.
01:06:18Legally, this whole operation
01:06:23is just a minor hooliganism.
01:06:25A minor?
01:06:27Yes, and keep in mind that for this minor hooliganism
01:06:30I pay a large sum of money.
01:06:33And you'll get...
01:06:35Is the watchman strong?
01:06:36Strong.
01:06:38The watchman will be on duty at night.
01:06:41That's good, isn't it?
01:06:43Is she armed?
01:06:45No bullets.
01:06:47Any more questions?
01:06:50How much?
01:06:52Three hundred.
01:06:59That's not serious.
01:07:01No, no, no.
01:07:03You don't know us, and we don't know you.
01:07:06Don't be a fool.
01:07:08I make more money on mermaids.
01:07:10Let's go, let's go.
01:07:12Think about it, three hundred.
01:07:14Wait.
01:07:16Your conditions.
01:07:28Three hundred and thirty.
01:07:30I agree.
01:07:32I agree.
01:07:34With God.
01:08:01Three hundred and thirty.
01:08:31Three hundred and thirty.
01:08:56Stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:08:58What are you doing?
01:08:59What are you doing?
01:09:01We've been rehearsing for an hour.
01:09:03And for that I let you ruin your own shed.
01:09:07And it's no use.
01:09:09Well, you...
01:09:11You were supposed to approach the old woman as a passerby
01:09:15and draw her attention with simple, natural questions.
01:09:19And what did you ask?
01:09:21How to get to the library?
01:09:23At three o'clock at night.
01:09:25Idiot.
01:09:27Well, and you?
01:09:29What were you supposed to do?
01:09:31Stand in the stream
01:09:33and appear before the police as a friend
01:09:35if the old woman whistles.
01:09:37And did the old woman whistle?
01:09:39No.
01:09:41So why did you come here?
01:09:43Idiot.
01:09:45I agree.
01:09:47And you?
01:09:49Idiot.
01:09:51You were supposed not to steal these bottles, but to break them.
01:09:56Break?
01:09:57Break?
01:09:59Half a liter?
01:10:01Half a liter.
01:10:03In a hurry?
01:10:05Of course, in a hurry.
01:10:07I'm telling you...
01:10:09Come on, come on!
01:10:12Well, let's all go to our places.
01:10:14Let's go over it one more time.
01:10:15Let's go.
01:10:25I'm singing, I'm singing, I'm singing,
01:10:29I'm singing to my grandson.
01:10:32The eggs are sleeping and the fish are sleeping.
01:10:35The children are also sleeping.
01:10:38Quiet, quiet!
01:10:40Be careful.
01:10:43See?
01:10:45I'm singing, I'm singing, I'm singing.
01:10:48What happened to you?
01:10:50I brought you money for the apartment for January.
01:10:55Thank you very much.
01:10:57Put it on the chest.
01:11:02She fell asleep.
01:11:06It's good that you came.
01:11:08What's the matter?
01:11:10None of this.
01:11:12The director is on duty today.
01:11:15And Olga is also at night.
01:11:18I didn't have time to change.
01:11:20Don't worry, Mary Ivanovna.
01:11:22I'll sit with Lena.
01:11:24Thank you.
01:11:26And as a sin I...
01:11:35And as a sin I put the dough
01:11:39I'll sit with Lena and look at the dough.
01:11:44Go on duty.
01:11:46Well, then I'm leaving.
01:11:47I'm leaving.
01:12:09Wait, train.
01:12:12Don't knock on the wheels.
01:12:14Conductor, press the brakes.
01:12:20I'm going to my mother.
01:12:24With the last hello.
01:12:27I'm in a hurry to show my face.
01:12:33Can you tell me what time it is?
01:12:37What did you say?
01:12:39It's hard to study, easy to work.
01:12:41Train today.
01:12:42It's better to be on it.
01:12:44Okay.
01:12:46Don't wait for me, mom,
01:12:48good son.
01:12:51Your son is not like he was yesterday.
01:12:56I was sucked
01:12:59by a dangerous shaking.
01:13:04And life is my eternal game.
01:13:13Can you tell me how many degrees below zero?
01:13:18What?
01:13:21What are you doing?
01:13:23I'm training.
01:13:27Train better.
01:13:33On the cat.
01:13:35Please.
01:13:42On the cat.
01:14:12On the cat.
01:14:33Wait, train.
01:14:36Don't knock on the wheels.
01:14:38There is time to look into the eyes of fate.
01:14:42It's not too late
01:14:45to make a stop.
01:14:50Conductor, press the brakes.
01:15:04Enough walking.
01:15:05It's time
01:15:08to go to work.
01:15:35It's time to go to work.
01:16:05It's time to go to work.
01:16:35Sing, sing.
01:16:37Sing, sing.
01:16:39Sing, sing.
01:16:40Sing, sing.
01:16:53Sing, sing.
01:16:55Sing, sing.
01:16:57Sing, sing.
01:16:59Sing, sing.
01:17:04I can't do anything.
01:17:06It's a nightmare.
01:17:07Maria Ivanovna, I'm begging you.
01:17:10Go home.
01:17:12Go home.
01:17:14I'll watch you.
01:17:16Okay, I'll be quick.
01:17:19Don't worry.
01:17:21Don't worry, Maria Ivanovna.
01:17:23Everything will be fine.
01:17:25Whistle.
01:17:27Like this.
01:17:30Go.
01:17:37Go.
01:18:07Go.
01:18:37Granny, do you have a cigarette?
01:18:40What?
01:18:47Where is Granny?
01:18:49I'm here for her.
01:18:51You are?
01:19:05What's wrong with you?
01:19:07What's wrong with you?
01:19:37What's wrong with you?
01:20:07What's wrong with you?
01:20:37Who's there?
01:21:07What's wrong with you?
01:21:37What's wrong with you?
01:22:07What's wrong with you?
01:22:37What's wrong with you?
01:22:39What's wrong with you?
01:22:41What's wrong with you?
01:22:58Who are you?
01:23:00Guard.
01:23:01Where's Granny?
01:23:03I'm here for her.
01:23:05Where's the exit?
01:24:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:24:37, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, readers should know that the
01:25:23Who whistled?
01:25:35I did.
01:25:39Where's Granny?
01:25:40And who are you?
01:25:41I'm a soldier. And you?
01:25:42I'm a guard. Let's take this one.
01:25:44This one?
01:25:50Ah, hello.
01:25:52Damn you! You're a scoundrel!
01:25:58Run and call the police. I'll keep watch.
01:26:03If anything happens, whistle.
01:26:05All right.
01:26:07Where's the teleport?
01:26:08In the corner, two blocks away.
01:26:12Get up. Get up!
01:26:15Where am I?
01:26:16Come on, get up to the car!
01:26:19Hurry up!
01:26:22What? Have you called the police?
01:26:23No, I haven't.
01:26:24You won't get two kopecks.
01:26:27Call the police!
01:26:28Without a coin!
01:26:35Come on, get up!
01:26:37Where are you?
01:26:55Can you tell me where the toilet is?
01:26:57Thank you.
01:27:56Come on, come on!
01:28:19Hurry up!
01:28:20The police will be here soon.
01:28:21Come on!
01:28:22Hands up!
01:28:51Get up!
01:28:55Get up!
01:28:59Get up!
01:29:02Get up!
01:29:15Get up!
01:29:44Get up!
01:30:15Get up!
01:30:16Get up!
01:30:17Get up!
01:30:18Get up!
01:30:19Get up!
01:30:20Get up!
01:30:21Get up!
01:30:22Get up!
01:30:23Get up!
01:30:24Get up!
01:30:25Get up!
01:30:26Get up!
01:30:27Get up!
01:30:28Get up!
01:30:29Get up!
01:30:30Get up!
01:30:31Get up!
01:30:32Get up!
01:30:33Get up!
01:30:34Get up!
01:30:35Get up!
01:30:36Get up!
01:30:37Get up!
01:30:38Get up!
01:30:39Get up!
01:30:40Get up!
01:30:41Get up!
01:30:42Get up!