Brady Brides episode 1x03 The Newlywed Game
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00:00It's a new life for two girls named Brady, who have lots of fun to make it on their own.
00:13Jan fell in love with a man named Phillip, the nicest guy she'd known.
00:20In the meantime, along came Wally, he's his friend, and Phillip every way.
00:28Soon the girls are headed for a double wedding, a very special day.
00:36A house is too expensive for each couple, the only way to buy what they decide
00:43is to share the cost by moving in together.
00:47That's the way that they became the Brady Brides, the Brady Brides, the Brady Brides.
00:55That's the way they became the Brady Brides.
01:17Thank you.
01:19How's it going?
01:21Sweetheart, when I am through with your mom's cuckoo clock,
01:24this little birdie will be so real you'll have to put paper under it.
01:34Wally.
01:40I'll get the door, you watch the birdie.
01:43Right.
01:45Oh, hi there. Look, I hate to bother you, but my car broke down.
01:49Could I use your phone to call the auto club?
01:51Sure.
01:53Don't tell me, you're, you're...
01:56Bob Eubanks.
01:58You're right.
02:02You're the lucky guest.
02:04Or should I say, dun-da-da-da-da-da, and here's Bob Eubanks.
02:11Here's Bob Eubanks.
02:13You did that pretty good. That's all right.
02:16Come on in.
02:17Wally, come here quick. Look who's here.
02:19I heard. It's Bob Eubanks.
02:22His car broke down. Isn't that terrific?
02:28Terrific.
02:30Hi, I'm Wally Logan.
02:31Hello, Wally.
02:32And I'm Marsha. Would you care for something cold to drink?
02:35That would be great. Thank you.
02:37The phone's this way, Bob.
02:41Nothing makes you thirstier than a broken water hose.
02:48You TV guys are great.
02:51Bob Eubanks, you do the newlywed game.
02:53That's my show.
02:55That's what I do.
02:57Where do you find all those newlyweds?
03:00Well, we sort of wait for a full moon to come out, and somehow they show up.
03:05Here you go.
03:06Thank you.
03:07Are you guys newlyweds?
03:09Married less than a month.
03:11And you're still together.
03:16Mr. Eubanks, Wally and I love each other very much.
03:20We're happy and we're healthy.
03:22Spunky, funny, photogenic.
03:28And we're not afraid to show our emotions in public.
03:30Uh-uh.
03:40Uh, why don't you guys try out for the show?
03:43Us?
03:45If I ever get all pulled, when I get to the studio, I'll make all the arrangements.
03:50We're going to be on the newlywed game.
03:53Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
03:58Brady Bull. Brady Bull. Brady Bull. Brady Bull.
04:03I can't believe it. Bob Eubanks right here.
04:05Oh, Wally.
04:06I can't believe it. Bob Eubanks right here.
04:08Oh, Wally. I'm so excited.
04:14Oh, they must be out.
04:24Or maybe not.
04:26Oh, hey.
04:28You guys, you'll never guess what just happened.
04:31I don't have to guess. I'm a science teacher.
04:36We have some thrilling news.
04:38So do we.
04:39Go ahead, honey. You tell them.
04:41Well, after months and months of searching, I finally found a speckled plecostomus.
04:47Yeah?
04:50Well, I lost one yesterday, so give it back.
04:54Uh, yeah. That's him all right. That's Norman.
05:01What are you doing? Giving Norman his own apartment?
05:04No, no. You can't put him directly in the water.
05:06They have to get used to their own environment.
05:08Like I had to get used to you.
05:13Thank you.
05:14You know, finding this fish is the most exciting thing that's happened to me this week.
05:19What about last night?
05:25Well, the second most exciting.
05:29I guess the fact that we are going to be on nationwide television pales by comparison to a speckled guppy fish.
05:39Television?
05:40What?
05:41When? Why?
05:42And how?
05:44You know Bob Eubanks from the newlywed game?
05:46Yeah?
05:47Well, his car broke down and he used our phone to call the tow truck.
05:50Our phone?
05:51Yep.
05:52Our phone?
05:53Yep.
05:54And while he was here, we obviously impressed him so much that he asked us to be on the show.
05:59Oh, that's so neat.
06:00Oh, thank you.
06:01Right?
06:02Isn't that wonderful?
06:03What's the matter, Phillip? Aren't you excited?
06:06Well, it's okay if you like that sort of thing. Right, Chad?
06:09Oh, yes, right. If you like that sort of thing.
06:12As for me, I'm so jealous.
06:16Now don't be. I promise we'll share everything that we win with both of you.
06:19Unless it's a waterbed.
06:23Marsha, are you trying to tell me something?
06:27Well?
06:28Oh, it's nothing. They're only going to be on the newlywed game.
06:31I thought that was Bob Eubanks out there crying by his car.
06:38Aren't you thrilled for us? We're going to win a fortune in prizes.
06:41Why, just a minute, honey. Aren't there other contestants on the show?
06:44Well, why don't you practice? We could do a dry run of the newlywed game right here.
06:48Well, that's a great idea. I'll be Bob Eubanks.
06:51I mean, I'll be Bob Eubanks.
06:54And Jan and Phillip can be your opponents. Come on, let's sit it out.
06:57Okay.
07:00I will not play that embarrassing game.
07:04Come on, Phillip, let's play.
07:07It's open.
07:11Hey, Bob!
07:14Can I use your phone again? They came, fixed my hose and left,
07:18but with my lights and flashers on, now I've got a dead battery.
07:24You know where it is.
07:27But first, Bob, let me introduce you to my sister Jan and her husband, Phillip.
07:32Jan, Phil, Phillip, Phillip.
07:34Mr. Eubanks.
07:35And my mother, Carol Brady.
07:37Oh, hi, Bob.
07:40Nice to meet you all. Please go on with what you were doing. This will just take me a sec.
07:45All right, newlyweds, the husbands will go into the kitchen
07:49while I ask the wives some very personal questions about you.
07:53You heard me, split.
07:55And cover your ears.
08:01Oh, it's okay, guys. This is not a personal call.
08:09All right, wives, the first question is,
08:12what part of the chicken will your husband say he likes best?
08:18That's easy.
08:19Well, he's a leg man.
08:23Not Phillip.
08:24He prefers the thigh or breast, but he'd never say that out loud.
08:30All right, husbands, come back in.
08:38Don't put me on hold. No, don't put me on hold.
08:40Don't put me on hold.
08:42They put me on hold.
08:46All right, husbands, we ask your wives,
08:49what part of the chicken you would say you like best?
08:53No problem. It's the leg.
08:55You're right.
08:57Phillip.
08:58Uh, let me think.
09:01Come on, Philly, you know what you always like.
09:03Jan, please, not in front of everyone.
09:05Especially your mother.
09:07Well, don't worry about me. I'm Bob Eubank.
09:12Come on, chicken.
09:14Uh, my favorite part of chicken is, uh, the, uh...
09:20The...
09:24The face.
09:36Ah!
09:39Ah!
09:41You're wrong.
09:42The Logans win, and let's hear it for Marcus.
09:46The face?
09:47What kind of an answer is that?
09:49The face.
09:51What are you getting so upset about?
09:53Chickens have faces.
09:55The one irrational thing you've ever said,
09:57and you said it on television.
09:59Television?
10:00This isn't television. This is our dining room.
10:03I was making a little choke.
10:05Don't try to get out of it.
10:07Now, Mr. Eubanks thinks Wally and Marsha
10:09know more about each other than we do.
10:11Jan, you're overreacting.
10:13Well, you could have tried playing the game.
10:15That's all it is, is a game.
10:17I obviously know more about you than Wally knows about Marsha.
10:21Okay, then.
10:22What parts of the chicken do you like?
10:29Thighs and breasts.
10:31Breasts and thighs.
10:32Breasts and thighs.
10:39I said it. Now are you satisfied?
10:43Sorry, Mom.
10:46I can't believe it.
10:49Jan, you and Philip ruined everything with your argument.
10:51Yeah, Mr. Eubanks will never let us on his show.
10:54Hey, on the contrary, after watching this practice round,
10:57I'd like to see all of you on the newlywed game.
10:59Oh, Bob, that's great.
11:01My baby's on television.
11:18Can these two couples huddle up under one household
11:21without injury?
11:23Coming up, we're going into overtime and overdrive
11:26with the Brady 500
11:27When Bobby takes a hit,
11:29will he be out of the game for good?
11:30The Brady 500,
11:32coming up at 6, 5 central on Fox Family Channel.
11:35From Hollywood, the newlywed capital of the world,
11:38it's the newlywed game.
11:43And here's the star of the show, Bob Eubanks.
11:48Thank you. Thanks.
11:50Thank you very much, everybody.
11:52Thank you and welcome to the newlywed game.
11:55And now, Johnny Jacobs,
11:56let's meet our newlywed couples for tonight.
11:59Bob, right after they were married,
12:01Wayne went on active duty.
12:03This is the first time they've seen each other
12:05since their wedding.
12:07Meet Wayne and Dorothea Anderson.
12:14Newlywed couple number two
12:16celebrated their 60th birthdays last week
12:19by tying the knot.
12:21Please welcome Sylvia and Al Burke.
12:27This new bride designs dresses
12:29and her groom designs toys.
12:31Say hello to Marcia and Wally Logan.
12:37Married just a few months,
12:39this young wife is an architect
12:41while her husband teaches science
12:43and collects scuppies.
12:45Meet Jan and Phil Covington.
12:48There they are, Bob,
12:50your unpredictable newlyweds for tonight.
12:52All right, then let's get started.
12:54Our newlywed husbands are going offstage
12:56so ladies, here's your first five-point question.
12:59Now, ladies, will your husband say
13:01your cooking most resembles
13:03a French restaurant,
13:05a fast food takeout,
13:07or a hobo's campfire?
13:10Dorothea?
13:12I don't know.
13:14I only cooked for him twice before we were married.
13:16It was breakfast both times.
13:21But I'll say fast food takeout.
13:24All right.
13:26We eat a lot from cans.
13:32So Al will say hobo campfire.
13:38Marcia?
13:40Well, Wally always says
13:42that I'm a magician in the kitchen
13:44so he'll say that I cook
13:46like a French restaurant.
13:48Jan?
13:50Phillip always calls me
13:52his little souffle.
13:54So definitely French restaurant.
13:56All right, gentlemen,
13:58now that you've been reunited with your wives,
14:00here's your five-point question.
14:02Does your wife's cooking
14:04resemble a French restaurant,
14:06a fast food takeout,
14:08or a hobo's campfire?
14:10And, Wayne, we'll start with you.
14:15Oh, Wayne?
14:17True.
14:22How can the answer be true?
14:24Okay, false.
14:27No.
14:29She said it would be
14:31a fast food takeout.
14:33Al?
14:35Last time I tasted food
14:37like Sylvia makes
14:39was on a beautiful
14:41South Pacific island.
14:43It was K-rations.
14:45I'll say hobo campfire.
14:47All right.
14:49Sylvia said that you would say
14:51it's a hobo campfire.
14:53That's right.
14:54Okay, Wally.
14:57Well, there's no doubt about it, Bob.
15:00She's gonna say fast food takeout.
15:03No, she said a French restaurant.
15:06Wally,
15:08you said that I was a magician in the kitchen.
15:10You are.
15:12Honey, you snap your fingers
15:14and turn hamburgers into Gainesburgers.
15:22Phil!
15:24Phil!
15:26Since I do most of the gourmet preparations
15:28in our house, I'd have to say by default
15:30that Jan's cooking is strictly hobo campfire.
15:34No.
15:36She said it's French restaurant.
15:38You said I was
15:40your very own little souffle.
15:44Jan,
15:46souffles aren't very difficult to cook,
15:48but they're pretty to look at.
15:51Jan,
15:52you know,
15:54that's our own private little joke.
15:56Philip,
15:58this isn't the dining room.
16:00We're on television.
16:03Okay, time now
16:05for a big 25-point bonus question,
16:07which will determine our winners for tonight
16:09as we have a three-way tie
16:11for first place.
16:13Here's the question.
16:15What will your husband say
16:17was the first thing he noticed about you?
16:19Was it your face,
16:20or your personality?
16:22Now, Dorothea and Corporal Wayne Anderson,
16:24who haven't seen each other since the wedding,
16:26they could have made a comeback,
16:28but they said they had something better to do
16:30and they left.
16:32That's never happened on this show before,
16:34which means we're down to three couples.
16:36So, Al,
16:38it's all up to you.
16:40Why did you marry Sylvia?
16:42It was her personality.
16:44All right, you say it's her personality.
16:46Better than Ethel Merman.
16:48Okay, she predicted you would say it was
16:50her personality.
16:54All right, Wally,
16:56now a correct answer will tie you
16:58for the lead.
17:01Bob,
17:03Marcia has a beautiful face,
17:06but what really got me was
17:08her personality.
17:10So you married her for her personality.
17:12You bet.
17:14Wally!
17:16What do I do for a living?
17:19Design dresses.
17:21Didn't that give you a clue?
17:23Dress designer!
17:25Get it!
17:27Dress, dress, dress!
17:33Well, we're having fun, aren't we?
17:38Philip, the correct answer
17:40will tie you for the lead.
17:42Now, what did you first notice
17:43about Jan?
17:45Was it her face,
17:47the way she dressed,
17:49or her personality?
17:51Her face,
17:53the way she dressed,
17:55or her personality?
17:57Uh...
17:59Say what you said at home.
18:01What?
18:04Say what you said at home.
18:07Remember?
18:09The chicken?
18:10The chicken?
18:12The chicken?
18:25I can't say that.
18:27Say it!
18:30Come on, we need an answer, Phil.
18:32What did you first notice about Jan?
18:37Eyes and breasts!
18:38Breasts and eyes!
18:54Well, congratulations, Al and Sylvia Burke.
18:57You're our newlywed game grand prize winners!
19:01And here's the prize chosen especially for you.
19:05It's an aquarium!
19:06An aquarium!
19:08Yes, Sylvia and Al,
19:10you'll spend many tranquil hours
19:12watching your fish inside this super deluxe,
19:14one-of-a-kind model,
19:16the largest aquarium made for home use,
19:18retailing for $1,200.
19:21Shoot, we were hoping for dirt bikes.
19:23What kind of a jerk would want an aquarium?
19:27And that's your big winners on the newlywed game.
19:29I am Bob Eubanks.
19:31We'll see you next time. Goodbye for now.
19:36Goodbye.
19:58Well,
20:00look at it this way.
20:02It's better to have played and lost
20:04than never to have played at all.
20:07No, look at it this way.
20:13Marcia, it was only a game.
20:15This is real life. I love you.
20:18And I love you, too.
20:20I just guess I wanted to win.
20:23Boy, did I want to win.
20:26Sorry, fellas.
20:30Instead, we lost.
20:32And made fools of ourselves in the process.
20:37Oh.
20:39We sure didn't know much about each other.
20:42Like we're married to strangers.
20:44But if we knew everything about each other,
20:47we wouldn't have anything to look forward to.
20:51This way, we have the rest of our lives
20:54to discover and explore new and wonderful things.
20:57Philip,
20:59that was beautiful.
21:02Sounds like the introduction to a wildlife special.
21:05Wow.
21:08Speaking of wildlife,
21:10let's go to our rooms.
21:15And discover new and wonderful things.
21:35It's Brady Bowl Trivia Time.
21:38Let's review.
21:40What is Alice's last name?
21:42A. Green, B. Nelson, or C. Davis?
21:45The answer is B. Nelson.
21:47Okay, you want more?
21:49Here's the next question.
21:51What famous rock star was Marcia's date
21:53for the junior high prom?
21:55A. David Bowie, B. Mick Jagger, or C. Davy Jones?
22:00Stay tuned.
22:01The answer is coming up after the next Brady Brides
22:04as the Brady Bowl continues here on Fox Family Channel.