Brady Brides episode 1x01 Living Together
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00:00It's a new life for two girls named Brady Who have left the bunch to make it on their
00:10own Jan fell in love with a man named Philip
00:16The nicest guy she'd known In the meantime, along came Wally
00:24Wally's different than Philip every way Soon the girls are headed for a double wedding
00:32A very special day A house is too expensive for each couple
00:40The only way to buy what they decide Is to share the cost by moving in together
00:48That's the way that they became the Brady Brides The Brady Brides
00:54The Brady Brides That's the way they became the Brady Brides
01:07This is a beautiful house Well, don't go getting any ideas because
01:12it's way beyond your means right now Only temporarily
01:16For the next 20 years Why don't you take a look around?
01:19I have to lock up and check the backyard and the garage
01:22Well, take your time We're waiting for Jan anyway
01:25No, you know I love Jan But why is it so important for your sister
01:29to help us find an apartment? Well, you don't understand sisters
01:32It's something I do for her and she does for me
01:35It's called meddling
01:38Hi Hi
01:40Wow, what a pretty house Oh, it's great, it's terrific
01:44Please, I'm an architect Let me give you the technical term
01:48Fabulous Mom and Wally should be back soon
01:50Do you want to look around? Sure
01:52Do you think we should? No, but let's
01:55Okay The kitchen's this way, I think
01:59It's got every modern convenience Dishwasher, garbage disposal, built-in oven
02:04Julia Child could go wild It even has a wine rack
02:08Betty Crocker could get crushed Want to check out the bedrooms?
02:11Yeah, this way This is just the kind of house
02:14Phillip and I would like to own someday Yeah, Wally and I were saying the same thing
02:17And instead of paying rent for an apartment, you'd have something
02:20Yeah, well, Mom and I were talking about it
02:23and with Wally's job at Tyler Toys and mine at Casual Clothes
02:26But if you put that together with Phillip's position at the college
02:30and my salary, even though it's just my first year as an architect
02:33Yeah, that is an incredible idea I mean, it's the only way
02:36two young couples could afford a house It would be perfect
02:38Your bedroom could be that way And Josh could be on the other side
02:44What do you think? The same thing you're thinking, only I'm thinking it more
02:46I mean, this is the only way that we can afford it
02:48It would be perfect It's perfect, it's perfect
02:50I love the rock bottom apartment I love everything
02:53I do, too Ready to go?
02:55No We're ready to stay
02:58It would be so much better than an apartment
03:03Hold it, hold it Can you take it down to 33 1 3rd?
03:07And then try it one at a time?
03:09Well, Mother, remember how you were saying that Wally and I couldn't afford a place like this yet?
03:13Phillip and I couldn't either But if we shared the house, we'd have four salaries coming in
03:17That is, if it's legal Oh, it's legal
03:19Willowbrook sold several that way
03:21Well, how about making some close relatives your next customers?
03:24Oh, that sounds great!
03:29Hold it, hold it Don't I have anything to say about all this?
03:32Well, depends on what you're gonna say
03:34I love it
03:38How do I have to be blindfolded?
03:40We want you to get the whole effect all at once
03:42Down two steps
03:44That's crazy It's childish
03:46This whole idea is rash, irresponsible, and foolhardy
03:48No, no, no, honey, please, not yet
03:50You're right, Jan, he's stubborn
03:52You know, Marcia, a lot of people say I'm stubborn, but they're all wrong
03:55I'm not stubborn I'm permanently determined, maybe, but not stubborn
03:59Voila!
04:01Voila!
04:05It's a house
04:07Very nice house
04:09It's a house that the four of us can buy together
04:11Think of the advantages, it's a great idea
04:13I hate the idea
04:15Give it a chance
04:17Can't we at least start to talk about it, Phil?
04:19Philip, Philip Thanks
04:21Philip, I'm telling you, buying this house is a wonderful idea
04:25Living with one person is difficult
04:27Two couples living together, that's impossible
04:29It's wonderful It's impossible
04:31Wonderful Impossible
04:33Philip, let's negotiate
04:35If Wally comes down from wonderful to not bad
04:37Will you come up from impossible to eh?
04:39In all fairness, Philip, you could at least look at the rest of the house
04:43Okay
04:45I'm looking at the rest of the house
04:47Built-in bookcases Lots of closet space
04:49Rack and pinion steering
04:51Nice kitchen
04:53Good-sized bedroom Wonderful bookcases
04:55Isn't it great? Yeah
04:57Give us one good reason why we can't all buy this house together
04:59In alphabetical order
05:01Okay
05:03A for aquarium
05:05What happens when I bring in my tropical fish aquarium?
05:07I take care of the fish
05:09I raise them, I baby them, I clean the tank
05:11And you'll be looking at them without doing anything for them
05:15We won't look at them
05:17We promise, we don't even like tropical fish
05:21I don't know if I could live with anyone that doesn't like tropical fish
05:23He was just saying that
05:25We like tropical fish
05:27We love tropical fish
05:29But we promise, we won't look at them
05:31What about parrots? Do you like parrots?
05:33We love parrots
05:35We're crazy about parrots
05:37I hate parrots
05:39Look, we don't even have a parrot
05:41You might get one, you know
05:43People that are crazy about parrots might get one
05:45And then what would I do?
05:47Honey, don't you think we can work it out?
05:49It's simply not rational
05:51Don't be a rash into the wind
05:53For once in your life, don't be practical
05:55I've told you before
05:57I am rational, not practical
06:01Where can I work on my scientific experiments?
06:03I need peace and quiet
06:05Where is the privacy?
06:07That's just being practical
06:09As practical as you can be
06:11Practical, practical, practical
06:13Stop it, I can be just as impractical as anyone
06:15Then buy the house
06:17Or if you had the papers right here in front of me, I'd show you how impractical I can be
06:19Mom!
06:21My son
06:23Sign here
06:25And here
06:29And here
06:35Have I been had?
06:37Not until you sign here
06:41Now you've been had
06:49In here, guys
07:05Where do you want him, Marcia?
07:07Over by the coffee table
07:09I don't see no coffee table
07:11You see a coffee table, Frank?
07:13I don't see a coffee table
07:15Unless it's made of glass
07:17This is a good place for a coffee table
07:19Roger
07:29Nice place, Marcia
07:31Thanks, Maxi
07:33I really appreciate you moving my things
07:35And Wally's things for the same price
07:37Hey, listen, it's the least we could do
07:39For somebody who works in the next building
07:41Right, Frank?
07:43No, the least we can do is move the rest of the stuff in here
07:45Come on, let's go
07:47Right in here, fellas
07:57Oh, no!
07:59Look at all this other stuff!
08:01I tried to tell you, lady
08:03We've already moved in three loads today
08:05Where am I going to put it all?
08:07You don't put, you point
08:09We put
08:11Let's go
08:15Look at this
08:17Oh, my gosh
08:21You go that way, and I'll go that way
08:23We're bound to find it
08:25Uh-oh
08:27This topic keeps ringing
08:37Victory!
08:39Great! Almost
08:41Oh, no
08:45Uh-oh
08:51Jan?
08:53Coming
08:55Oh, hurry, this is our first phone call
09:03Hello
09:05Oh, hi, Mrs. Logan
09:07It's your mother-in-law
09:09Hello
09:13Marcia can't get to the phone right now
09:15Oh, yes
09:17You got here all right
09:19Oh, yes
09:21Well, we appreciate the furniture
09:23We really do
09:25It fits right in
09:27Thank you
09:29Bye
09:31Well, that explains some of the furniture explosion
09:33Hi, honey
09:35I'm home
09:37Hi, Wally
09:39Hi, keep talking, I'll try to zero in on your voice
09:41Marcia Logan to Wally Logan
09:43Marcia Logan to Wally Logan
09:45Keep talking
09:47Come on down
09:49I gotcha
09:51Hi, Wally
09:53Hi, Jan
09:55Oh
09:57Hi, sweetie
09:59I am so sorry I didn't straighten up
10:01I just didn't have time
10:03Should I ask what's new?
10:05I got Marcia's stuff and my stuff
10:07And Marcia's stuff and Phillip's stuff
10:09And stuff from our folks and stuff from your folks
10:11And stuff from Phillip's folks
10:13No wonder this place got so stuffed
10:17Hi, honey
10:23Jan, are you in there?
10:25We're toward the dining room
10:27Maybe I better go on back and come in through the kitchen
10:29No, there are three refrigerators blocking the door
10:31Just follow the path Wally made
10:33I should have dropped bread crumbs
10:37Can't we get rid of some of this clutter?
10:39Yeah, but which is the clutter?
10:41Anything that isn't mine
10:47Careful, honey
10:49I made it
10:53We have got to get rid of some of this
10:55Not right away
10:57I'm dead set against getting rid of anything right away
10:59Why?
11:01Well, you never know when you're going to need something
11:03Hello?
11:05Anybody home?
11:07Yes, we're all home
11:09Who are you?
11:11Miss Fritzinger, your neighbor
11:13Your door's open, can I come in?
11:15If you can
11:19Where are you?
11:21We're three couches, seven chairs and nine tables away
11:23Three couches, seven chairs and nine tables away
11:29You know, we really shouldn't leave the door open
11:31Somebody might take something
11:33Who'd notice?
11:35Hello
11:37Hi, oh, watch yourself
11:39Hello, everybody
11:41Hi, Miss Fritzinger
11:43I live right across the street
11:45We're the Logans, I'm Marcia
11:47And Wally
11:49I'm Jan Brady Covington
11:51We just moved in
11:53That's why things were a little untidy, Mrs. Fritzinger
11:55That's Miss Fritzinger
11:57And that's by choice
11:59Since men have only one thing on their minds
12:01Charles and I
12:03Charles is my brother
12:05We own our own home together
12:07Now, whose home is this?
12:09You and you, or you and you?
12:11All of us, isn't it terrific?
12:13Seems a bit odd to me
12:15We have a very respectable neighborhood here
12:17You young people
12:19Obviously go on furniture buying binges
12:21That may very well indicate a life of excesses
12:23First it's too much furniture
12:25And then it's too much
12:27I'd rather not say
12:29Thank you for the warning
12:31I leave now
12:33I just wanted to welcome you all to the neighborhood
12:35Thanks
12:37Oh, if there's anything you want to know about your neighbors
12:39I can tell you
12:41Or if I can't, I can find out
12:43Goodbye
12:45As we were saying before, Mrs. Fritzinger
12:47Yes, Fritzinger
12:49We have to decide which furniture to get rid of
12:51The modern stuff
12:53I thought you left
12:55Took a wrong turn
12:57Could have been right by the ottoman
12:59And left by the nightstand
13:01There's the door
13:03It's simple
13:05It's what furniture fits this particular house
13:07I think this house has an early American feeling
13:11You have to admit, our things are classic
13:13Oh, well, so are the Roman ruins
13:15But I wouldn't want them in our living room
13:17Oh, yeah, well, they'd be a lot more comfortable
13:19Than those modern chairs of yours
13:21For your information, Jan, those are coffee tables
13:23Coffee tables?
13:25Wait a minute, it's impossible
13:27I warned you, I warned you, I warned you
13:29Thank you, Paul Reveal
13:31Let's face it, this isn't an argument about end tables
13:33If we can't agree about furniture
13:35We'll never be able to agree about other things
13:37Important things
13:39We've agreed on a lot of things
13:41It's no use
13:43It'll be like this about everything
13:45Money, politics, who takes out the garbage
13:47What to watch on television
13:49No, that's easy
13:51We'll spend an enjoyable evening watching
13:53The Wonderful World of Geranium
13:55Well, that'll be better
13:57Than the Super Bowl of Mud Wrestling
13:59What's wrong with the Super Bowl of Mud Wrestling?
14:01Wait a minute, you guys, now, come on, please
14:03What if there's a fire?
14:05He'll run back to save his beer can collection
14:07I would not
14:09Go back in to watch your fish boil
14:15Come on, Jan
14:17Wait a minute, wait a minute, where are we going?
14:19Home
14:21Home? You are home
14:23We're all home
14:31Wally?
14:39Wally?
14:49Wally?
14:51Wally?
14:53What?
14:55What is that? Milk
14:57I don't mean that, I mean that
14:59What's the big deal? It's two in the morning
15:01Nobody's up
15:03But you're naked
15:05I always sleep with my clothes off
15:07So what's the problem?
15:09Well, what if Jan wakes up and comes in here?
15:11First of all, this is our house
15:13Just as much as it is theirs
15:15And we should be able to walk around any way we like
15:17And secondly
15:19I'm not stopping Jan from walking around in the nude
15:21Marsha?
15:23It's Jan
15:25It's Daryl
15:27Daryl?
15:29Daryl?
15:31Marsha?
15:33What are you doing up?
15:35I'm going to get some milk
15:37Two in the morning?
15:39Well, I just had this sudden craving for milk, you know
15:41Just this sudden craving
15:43Marsha
15:45You're not
15:47No, of course not
15:49We just got married, silly
15:51I know, but
15:53No, I'm not
15:55Tell her the truth
15:57Wally
15:59Wally?
16:01Yes, that's Wally
16:03Why?
16:05Well, he always sleeps naked
16:07In the kitchen?
16:09Well, you see
16:11All I wanted was a glass of milk
16:13I didn't think anybody would be up
16:15Are you shocked?
16:17No
16:19Lots of people drink milk
16:21Well, I'm talking about the way he's dressed
16:23I mean, not dressed
16:25Undressed
16:27I know what you mean
16:29A lot of people sleep in the nude
16:31I better make sure Phillip is asleep
16:33No telling how he'd react to a thing like this
16:35Phillip
16:37Marsha
16:39Hi
16:41It's 2.06 in the morning
16:43I was just, uh, getting a glass of milk
16:45I was helping her
16:47You were helping her get a glass of milk
16:49What's going on?
16:51The truth is
16:53The truth is
16:55The truth is
16:57The truth is
16:59I was in the kitchen
17:01Getting the milk
17:07You came in here
17:09To get some milk like that?
17:11This is not mine
17:13I was in the bath
17:17I don't know which I prefer
17:19Well, let's suppose that I would like to wear this
17:21This is our house
17:23Just the same as it is yours
17:25And I have every right to wear
17:27Whatever I would like to wear
17:29Whatever I would like to wear it
17:31We all have our fantasies
17:33Why don't we all go back to bed?
17:35Good idea
17:37That is not going to solve the problems of this house
17:39We have differing lifestyles
17:41You like to play Mozart
17:43Softly
17:45I like to play music with a beat
17:47Nice and loud
17:57I don't think it's lifestyles
17:59Like your decision to turn this house
18:01Into a nudist colony
18:05Philip
18:07That is unfair
18:09We all have a right to feel comfortable
18:11But what if seeing Wally in the nude makes us feel uncomfortable?
18:13Right
18:15I didn't know we were living with playgirls Mr. July
18:19I'll get it
18:21Don't answer that
18:23It's my house, I'll get it if I want to
18:25Coming
18:29Do come in
18:31Miss Fritzinger
18:33We were just having a little discussion
18:35Would you care to join us?
18:37I heard some very loud music
18:39And at this hour, so I knew that I had to
18:41Be wearing an apron
18:43Yes
18:45Yes, do you like it?
18:47Well, yes
18:49Thank you
18:51We were discussing personal freedom
18:53Please
19:01That takes care of her
19:03Now, as we were saying
19:07Good night Miss Fritzinger
19:13This is not working, it's just not working
19:15We've got to end this
19:17End what? It's not that simple
19:19Marcia and I are sisters
19:21We bought this place together
19:23We've got to make it work
19:25Can't we compromise?
19:27Compromise? What kind of compromise?
19:29Go naked Monday, Wednesday and Friday?
19:31As far as I'm concerned
19:33I don't really care what you do
19:35On your side of the house
19:37You do what you want over here
19:39And let us do what we want over there
19:41You mean some kind of a separation?
19:43No, I mean a divorce
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20:07You know Phillip
20:09I was hoping all this tape would be gone
20:11It's so childish
20:13It's not childish
20:15It's the reason why countries have borders
20:17It ensures friendly relations
20:19My passport expired
20:27What is all this stuff anyway?
20:29The scientific experiment I'm working on
20:33Here? In the living room?
20:35On our half
20:39I smell eggs
20:41Rotten eggs
20:43What you smell is sulfur
20:45Good morning
20:47Good morning
20:49Ah, you made eggs
20:51No, Phillip made sulfur
20:53Right here in the living room
20:55Well, at least it's on our side
20:57I am a scientist
20:59I have to experiment
21:01Would you have asked Enrico Fermi
21:03To move his atom bomb?
21:05Out of the living room? Yes
21:15Laughter
21:17Don't tell me
21:19Dr. Frankenstein dropped in
21:21Laughter
21:23What have you made us for breakfast
21:25Master Phil?
21:27Phillip
21:29Phillip made scrambled sulfur
21:31Can't you smell it?
21:33We agreed to split the house in half
21:35You better just keep your nose pollution
21:37On your side
21:39That's Phillip's work
21:41He has the right to work at home if he wants to
21:43I'll get it
21:45Just stay on your side
21:47No small stall
21:49Coming
21:51It is Miss Fritzinger
21:53And an officer
21:55And they're on your side
21:57I hardly recognize you without your apron
21:59Thank you
22:01Folks, Miss Fritzinger has lodged another
22:03Of her complaints
22:05Now at the station we consider her
22:07To be a very concerned citizen
22:09Thank you, officer
22:11I knew I smelled something
22:13Look at that, they are making drugs
22:15Probably STP
22:17Laughter
22:19And I bet they're selling it at kindergartens during recess
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22:23And last night, this one
22:25This one was wearing an apron
22:27An apron
22:29Book him on a morals charge
22:31That's a 613
22:33Oh, and throw in a 752, that's a drug bust
22:35For good measure
22:37Drug bust
22:39I'm going to get you a promotion
22:41I'm grateful, Miss Fritzinger
22:43What is this stuff, anyway?
22:45We're in a residential zone
22:47This stuff, as you called it, is hydrogen sulfide
22:49A common gas
22:51Which is sometimes released by the oxidation
22:53Of bituminous carbon
22:55Wait a minute
22:57Do you realize what Phillip is doing?
22:59This experiment might very well
23:01Make a better world for us all
23:03Miss Fritzinger
23:05Anyone who would complain about Phillip Covington III
23:07Would have probably thrown Dr. Jonas Salk
23:09Out on his vaccine
23:11Laughter
23:13Thank you, Wally
23:15Don't thank me
23:17Thank you
23:19Thank him
23:21Thank you, doctor
23:23Keep up the good work
23:25And Miss Fritzinger
23:27For your information
23:29A 752 is no parking near a fire hydrant
23:31Laughter
23:33Music
23:35Well, they probably do that, too
23:37Laughter
23:39Oh, well
23:41Do not think that you can fool Alverna Fritzinger
23:43You
23:45You probably wore clothes
23:47Because you knew I'd be around
23:49Laughter
23:51Miss Fritzinger, this is our home
23:53And we can dress any way we choose
23:55Any time we choose, right
23:57There are standards
23:59Exactly
24:01And in this house, we set the standards
24:03I can dress any way I like
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24:09Well, I never
24:11Well, maybe that's your problem, Miss Fritzinger
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24:25That a boy, Phillip
24:27Hey
24:29That was so funny
24:31That was funny
24:33Do you realize your pants are still down
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24:37And do you realize there is still
24:39Tape dividing this household
24:41Do you realize there doesn't have to be
24:43Let's get rid of it
24:45Yeah
24:47Good idea
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24:51You go that way, I'll go this way
24:53Okay
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