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00:00:00Let's go!
00:00:24You bunch of idiots.
00:00:26You dare to hit someone.
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00:02:02Oh
00:02:25This is a show don't worry you had in the warm up
00:02:32Oh
00:02:36This is what you did I tell you how to jump back you can come
00:03:02Oh
00:03:32Oh
00:04:02Hey
00:04:21I'll just end up there. I just don't know how to go for your goalie. So what? Oh, yeah
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00:07:49Can't I'll give you that much and towards you
00:07:57Ah, you make it up, but you can't do more. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna sit up
00:08:18So long so young among you, you know
00:08:27Hey
00:08:34So I just had a dream and this is the elder and I can't avoid it
00:08:40It's Yang Zhuang Shui Chen. That's right. Yes
00:08:43Hey
00:08:53Guys, I'm gonna go
00:09:13I
00:09:43I
00:09:50Was wrong you can't hold on to them. You'll get some Joe Lila
00:10:05Ha ha ha ha
00:10:08Ha ha
00:10:14Hey
00:10:19Ha ha ha
00:10:34Yes
00:10:43Hmm
00:10:46Hey, hey, ha ha ha. Hey, yo, check it. Oh, Joe. Ah, ha ha
00:11:01I'm sure
00:11:03She
00:11:08Said
00:11:10She said she
00:11:13Should be there. Yeah
00:11:14She had your true job. We hope you'll try
00:11:17Gigi
00:11:19Saga's or ten chinchilla. Yeah
00:11:22Sorry, Dr. Dora
00:11:24What do you make a chunk of the shimmy? Oh, shit
00:11:26shanty shanty
00:11:28When you use I got out to school
00:11:31Some of that you sent side
00:11:34Cool you cool you
00:11:37One you the dozer you'll say you'll die. How could I get you?
00:11:43Some way cool you
00:11:46This is an issue
00:11:49decision
00:11:51Oh
00:11:54Yes, she was she was
00:11:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She is a truly good. You should do that. Joe
00:12:02Oh, man, you're not gonna do the right thing she's really do to the juice. I just thought
00:12:07Oh
00:12:10Seriously, you see what I said? I saw Joe Jensen
00:12:13Don't worry. Oh, you know how to do la
00:12:15What's the matter?
00:12:17Eat it.
00:12:19But I didn't do anything wrong.
00:12:21Elder,
00:12:23I didn't sleep well last night.
00:12:25How could I beat them and tie them up?
00:12:29I have never bullied Liang Shan in my life.
00:12:31They are evil.
00:12:33Elder,
00:12:35if it goes on like this,
00:12:37Qing Gui will be ruined.
00:12:39This time he committed such a big crime again.
00:12:41Qing Gui will be ruined.
00:12:43The Bodhisattva Bodhisattva Wen Shu
00:12:45has been in peace for thousands of years.
00:12:47How could he be mistaken?
00:12:51Although he made some mistakes,
00:12:53he will definitely
00:12:55learn his lesson in the future.
00:12:57For the sake of
00:12:59Grand Commandant Zhao,
00:13:01let's forgive him one more time.
00:13:07Go away.
00:13:09Go away.
00:13:13Go away.
00:13:15Go away.
00:13:17Go away.
00:13:19Go away.
00:13:21Go away.
00:13:23Go away.
00:13:33Zhi Shen,
00:13:35say the words of repentance with me.
00:13:37Say the words of repentance with me.
00:13:41Say what?
00:13:45The things you regret
00:13:47and the sins you have committed.
00:13:51I have not.
00:13:53All mortals have.
00:13:55You also have.
00:13:57I don't know
00:13:59what sins I have committed.
00:14:03When you were born,
00:14:05your mother
00:14:07died for you.
00:14:11Elder,
00:14:13I don't know that.
00:14:15My mother never told me
00:14:17that she had seen me.
00:14:19I have never seen her.
00:14:21When I was born,
00:14:23my mother passed away.
00:14:25You have also eaten meat.
00:14:27That is
00:14:29the sin of killing.
00:14:31Elder,
00:14:33do you think I am stupid?
00:14:37If I don't eat meat for a day,
00:14:39I will die.
00:14:41That is killing me with meat.
00:14:43That is the sin.
00:14:47But I drank alcohol
00:14:49and implicated you.
00:14:51I was so drunk
00:14:53that I left you and went away.
00:14:55This sin
00:14:57is not small.
00:15:00Zhishen,
00:15:02from now on,
00:15:04sleep in my room.
00:15:30Amitabha.
00:15:33You have sent gifts again.
00:15:35There are too many gifts
00:15:37from the Abbot.
00:15:39Thank you.
00:15:41Hurry up.
00:15:43You are welcome.
00:15:45The Abbot and my father
00:15:47are ill.
00:15:49It is a sin
00:15:51not to come to see you,
00:15:53the Abbot and the Chief.
00:15:55Please bring some gifts
00:15:57for the Abbot and the Chief.
00:15:59I dare not let the elders thank you again.
00:16:05Abbot,
00:16:07Master Zhong is here.
00:16:09My brother Zhishen
00:16:11is a straightforward person.
00:16:13Sooner or later, he will be impolite.
00:16:15If he has any words
00:16:17or offenses,
00:16:19he will break the rules.
00:16:21Please
00:16:23forgive him.
00:16:25Don't worry.
00:16:27I will take care of him.
00:16:29I will let him recite the sutra
00:16:31and follow the right path.
00:16:33Thank you, Abbot.
00:16:35Abbot,
00:16:37my brother and I...
00:16:39Amitabha.
00:16:55Brother,
00:16:57they went to the Abbot
00:16:59and accused you
00:17:01of
00:17:03not taking you in.
00:17:07From today on,
00:17:09you are no longer
00:17:11the same person.
00:17:13In the future,
00:17:15you should reflect on yourself
00:17:17and learn from your mistakes.
00:17:19Don't be a hero again.
00:17:21I am sorry.
00:17:23Don't be a hero again.
00:17:25If anything happens again,
00:17:29you and I
00:17:31will never see each other again.
00:17:35I understand.
00:17:37Take care.
00:17:41Take care.
00:17:53This is
00:17:55for your clothes
00:17:57and some money.
00:17:59In the future,
00:18:01you have to save money.
00:18:07No need to say more.
00:18:11I will do as you say.
00:18:17Then I
00:18:19will take my leave.
00:18:23Yes.
00:18:31Brother,
00:18:33take care.
00:18:53Take care.
00:19:19All right.
00:19:23All right.
00:19:53Ha ha.
00:19:55Ha ha.
00:20:17Ha ha.
00:20:19Ha ha.
00:20:21Ha ha.
00:20:23Ha ha.
00:20:27Excuse me.
00:20:31Is Mr. Jin at home?
00:20:33I heard that a few days ago,
00:20:35the government sent someone
00:20:37to arrest a military officer
00:20:39who killed people in the northwest.
00:20:41Zhao Yuanwai gave this house
00:20:43to us.
00:20:45His family is missing.
00:20:51Yes.
00:21:13Yes.
00:21:17The Grand Commandant's Office sent me to the mansion.
00:21:19When the Grand Commandant came back to speak,
00:21:21he said that something happened in the old mansion.
00:21:23His wife, Gao Ya,
00:21:25was frightened by you
00:21:27and ran away.
00:21:29She didn't dare to tell the Grand Commandant.
00:21:31So she was sick in the mansion.
00:21:35She said that she was scared by you.
00:21:39For the sake of my reputation,
00:21:41I went to visit my wife first.
00:21:43Sell the knife. Sell the knife.
00:21:45If you can't meet the real one,
00:21:47it's like a treasure
00:21:49sinking into the bottom of the sea.
00:21:51Sell the knife.
00:21:57Sell the knife. Sell the knife.
00:21:59If you can't meet the real one...
00:22:01Excuse me.
00:22:03Give me the knife.
00:22:05Let me have a look.
00:22:17Wait a minute.
00:22:19If you really want it,
00:22:21I'll let you check the knife.
00:22:23If it's a good knife,
00:22:25I must have it.
00:22:27Please have a look.
00:22:37It's really a treasure knife.
00:22:39The sound of this knife is very different.
00:22:41Father-in-law,
00:22:43this is Longyin.
00:22:45It's bright and cold.
00:22:47It's cold and cold.
00:22:49It's like looking for spring ice.
00:22:51It's like looking for spring ice.
00:22:53It's like looking for spring ice.
00:22:55How much is this knife?
00:22:57How much is this knife?
00:22:59Three thousand yuan.
00:23:01Two thousand yuan.
00:23:03It's worth two thousand yuan.
00:23:05It's just that
00:23:07I didn't meet the owner of it.
00:23:09It's just an ordinary knife.
00:23:11If it's a thousand yuan,
00:23:13I'll take it.
00:23:19How about this?
00:23:21I'll give you money.
00:23:23If you really want it,
00:23:25I'll give you another five hundred yuan.
00:23:27To be honest,
00:23:29I have to borrow money for a thousand yuan.
00:23:31I don't know how to explain it to my wife when I get home.
00:23:33A thousand yuan.
00:23:35I really want it.
00:23:39Gold is like scrap iron.
00:23:41Forget it.
00:23:43A thousand yuan is a thousand yuan.
00:23:45Give me the money.
00:23:49I don't have it with me.
00:23:51Come home with me.
00:23:53Father-in-law, I'll leave now.
00:24:01People who practice martial arts
00:24:03forget their worries
00:24:05when they see a precious knife.
00:24:07A precious knife.
00:24:11Excuse me, sir.
00:24:13Where did you get this knife?
00:24:15And what's your name?
00:24:17Where are you from?
00:24:19This knife was passed down by my ancestors.
00:24:21But now I'm selling knives.
00:24:23How can I tell you
00:24:25my name and where I'm from?
00:24:27Please don't think too much.
00:24:29I just want to know where the knife came from.
00:24:31Who are your ancestors?
00:24:33If I tell you,
00:24:35I'll be insulting my ancestors.
00:24:49My wife, look at this precious knife I bought.
00:24:51I heard that Grand Commandant Gao
00:24:53also had a precious knife.
00:24:55But no one ever showed it to me.
00:24:57I should have a competition with him.
00:24:59I don't think this knife is for him.
00:25:01My dear,
00:25:03we should leave the capital city
00:25:05and go back to my mother's home.
00:25:11I didn't expect
00:25:13that I, Lin Chong,
00:25:15would choose Instructor Wang
00:25:17as my disciple
00:25:19and leave the capital city.
00:25:21Now
00:25:23I can only be angry at Lu Qian.
00:25:25Living with Grand Commandant Gao
00:25:27in Gao Ya
00:25:29is a great shame.
00:25:33Let's go.
00:25:35I was thinking that
00:25:37you can't let go of the teaching of the imperial army in Tokyo.
00:25:39It's just a pity
00:25:41that I'm not good enough.
00:25:49What a good knife!
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00:29:39My wife, I have made a promise to you.
00:29:41Let's go.
00:29:48The man has left.
00:29:49The heart is still here.
00:29:53Xiang Gong, let's go home.
00:30:24Lu Qian!
00:30:37Xiang Gong!
00:30:41How dare you come to see me!
00:30:53Brother!
00:30:56You still know that I'm your brother?
00:31:01That's right.
00:31:03I'm afraid of death.
00:31:05I was hurt by Gao Ya Nei.
00:31:09I don't deserve to be your brother.
00:31:12But think about it.
00:31:13That day at the restaurant,
00:31:15if I didn't care about our friendship,
00:31:17what you drank was medicinal wine.
00:31:21People are like knives.
00:31:23I'm like a fish.
00:31:25I can only listen to them.
00:31:27Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to meet today.
00:31:31Fortunately, I went to the Grand Commandant's Residence
00:31:34and found out something.
00:31:37The one who hurt your wife was Gao Ya Nei.
00:31:40The Grand Commandant didn't know anything.
00:31:43After I found out about this,
00:31:45I pleaded with the Grand Commandant.
00:31:47The Grand Commandant was furious
00:31:48and punished Ya Nei severely.
00:31:51But...
00:31:52But the knife you were holding
00:31:54was at the door of the Grand Commandant's Residence.
00:31:56You didn't leave for a long time.
00:31:57The Grand Commandant saw it all.
00:32:00It was me who pleaded for you in front of the Grand Commandant.
00:32:04I even kowtowed.
00:32:07The Grand Commandant also cherishes your ability.
00:32:09But he is in a high position.
00:32:11He can't come to you to apologize,
00:32:15can he?
00:32:16I happened to hear that you obtained a precious knife.
00:32:19I pleaded with the Grand Commandant
00:32:21to let you bring the knife to the residence
00:32:23and use it as a dagger to punish Ya Nei.
00:32:28I have said everything that I should say.
00:32:33I have done it.
00:32:40I wrote you a memorial.
00:32:46I declare that
00:32:48I was willing to let you kill me today.
00:32:50It has nothing to do with you.
00:32:52Brother, just do it.
00:33:10I won't kill you.
00:33:12Just go.
00:33:15You and I will be strangers in the future.
00:33:21Just go.
00:33:26Thank you for not killing me.
00:33:40Instructor Lin,
00:33:41the Grand Commandant is still waiting.
00:33:43Are you going or not?
00:34:00Please.
00:34:13Please.
00:34:34Instructor Lin,
00:34:35please wait here.
00:34:36We will inform the Grand Commandant.
00:34:43Please.
00:35:05The Grand Commandant cares about your ability.
00:35:08But he is in a high position.
00:35:10It is impossible for him to apologize to you.
00:35:13Isn't it?
00:35:20It was me who pleaded for you
00:35:22in front of the Grand Commandant
00:35:24and even kowtowed.
00:35:41Please.
00:35:54Instructor Lin,
00:35:55come in.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:40Please.
00:37:10Please.
00:37:41Lin Chong.
00:37:51Lin Chong.
00:38:00Grand Commandant.
00:38:02Lin Chong.
00:38:04You did not get
00:38:06the permission to summon
00:38:07the Grand Commandant.
00:38:09How dare you trespass into the White Tiger Hall?
00:38:12Do you know the law?
00:38:14You are holding a knife in your hand.
00:38:16Are you trying to assassinate me?
00:38:18Grand Commandant.
00:38:19Arrest him.
00:38:27I heard that
00:38:28you were holding a knife
00:38:29in front of the Grand Commandant's house
00:38:31two or three days ago.
00:38:32You must be afraid.
00:38:35Grand Commandant.
00:38:37It was the two city officials
00:38:38who brought me here.
00:38:40They said
00:38:41to compare my knife
00:38:42with the Grand Commandant's knife.
00:38:44Where are the city officials?
00:38:47They just entered the hall.
00:38:48Nonsense.
00:38:49Where are the city officials?
00:38:50Arrest them.
00:38:54Grand Commandant.
00:38:55Listen to me.
00:39:05Lin Chong.
00:39:06How dare you hold a knife?
00:39:08Are you trying to assassinate me?
00:39:14Grand Commandant.
00:39:15Without your summons,
00:39:17how dare Lin Chong
00:39:18bring a knife into the White Tiger Hall?
00:39:20The two city officials
00:39:21did bring me here.
00:39:22But I don't know where they are now.
00:39:24City officials?
00:39:25I said there were no city officials.
00:39:27Did I lie to you?
00:39:29I...
00:39:31Lu Qian.
00:39:32Lu Qian.
00:39:33Lu Qian asked me to come here.
00:39:35Lu Qian and I...
00:39:38Professor Lin.
00:39:46I didn't ask you to come here.
00:39:48Lu Qian.
00:39:49Lu Qian.
00:39:53Take him down.
00:39:55Take him to Kaifeng.
00:39:57Execute him after autumn.
00:39:58Lu Qian.
00:40:00Go.
00:40:01Lu Qian.
00:40:07Lu Qian.
00:40:10Lu Qian.
00:40:32Kaifeng
00:40:38Brother Ant.
00:40:41Brother.
00:40:43I know you're starving.
00:40:45But I have no meat for you.
00:40:55Zha. Zha. Zha.
00:40:56Zha. Zha. Zha.
00:40:57Zha. Zha. Zha. Zha.
00:40:59Stop shouting.
00:41:00Are you fighting with me?
00:41:03The temple makes me sick.
00:41:05I feel upset.
00:41:07Get out of the temple.
00:41:10Why are you bothering me?
00:41:14Well,
00:41:15you two
00:41:17happy birds
00:41:19must know I'm upset
00:41:20and therefore
00:41:21come to talk with me.
00:41:26You don't know
00:41:28In the past, I used to work as a bodyguard in front of my husband's tent.
00:41:33It was good wine and good meat. I ate it every day.
00:41:37Now I am a monk in this temple.
00:41:40I eat vegetarian food all day long.
00:41:42I am so hungry that my stomach is dry.
00:41:44I can't even speak.
00:41:49You are talking nonsense again.
00:41:51You are laughing at me.
00:41:53I am not stupid.
00:41:54I am a brother.
00:41:59Both of you are selfish birds.
00:42:01You have destroyed my brothers.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06You are laughing at me.
00:42:08You have the strength to carry and pull mountains.
00:42:10But you can't fly freely like me.
00:42:14Stupid bird.
00:42:24I am doing my job.
00:42:26I am doing my job.
00:42:30I am not talking to you all day.
00:42:36I am arguing with you.
00:42:42If this goes on,
00:42:47I will die.
00:42:52Not good.
00:42:56Not good.
00:42:58Selling wine.
00:43:00Selling wine.
00:43:04Nine miles away from the mountain is a battlefield.
00:43:07If you don't share the same knowledge, you will be killed.
00:43:10The spring breeze blows into the river.
00:43:13Don't forget the good days.
00:43:16Selling wine.
00:43:18Selling wine.
00:43:21Selling wine.
00:43:27Be careful.
00:43:29Be careful.
00:43:32You scared me.
00:43:34I thought it was thunder and rain.
00:43:37You didn't do anything wrong.
00:43:39Why are you afraid of a bird?
00:43:41I am not afraid.
00:43:43Who saw your fierce look?
00:43:45I feel guilty.
00:43:49Brother Xia Er.
00:43:51I am a new monk.
00:43:54Don't be afraid.
00:43:56Master.
00:43:58You sweat a lot.
00:44:00The sun is hot today.
00:44:02Let's rest in the pavilion.
00:44:04Come.
00:44:06Master.
00:44:13Brother Xia.
00:44:15You picked a good wine.
00:44:17To tell you the truth, it is a good wine.
00:44:19Nonsense.
00:44:21I smelled it.
00:44:23I didn't smell it.
00:44:25How can you say it is a good wine?
00:44:28Let me taste it for you.
00:44:30Then you will know if it is a good wine.
00:44:32I can't give you this wine.
00:44:37Brother Xia Er.
00:44:39Where did you pick this wine?
00:44:41Who did you sell it to?
00:44:43I picked this wine to sell it on the mountain.
00:44:46There is only a temple on the mountain.
00:44:48Did you pick this wine to sell it to the monk?
00:44:52Look at me. I am a monk.
00:44:54Let me taste it first.
00:44:56You are a monk.
00:44:57Why are you so ignorant?
00:44:59How can I sell this wine to a monk?
00:45:01I picked this wine to sell it to the workers in the temple.
00:45:07Sell it to the workers?
00:45:11Xia Er.
00:45:13I am the worker in this temple.
00:45:15Look at my body.
00:45:17I am a worker.
00:45:19Let me taste it first.
00:45:21You are a monk.
00:45:23You are a monk.
00:45:25How can you be a worker?
00:45:27You are so stupid.
00:45:29You are so stupid.
00:45:33I won't tell you anything today.
00:45:37Why can't you sell this wine to a monk?
00:45:43Let me tell you.
00:45:45This wine is given by the temple.
00:45:47The house I live in is also given by the temple.
00:45:49The elders of the temple have repeatedly told me
00:45:51that I cannot sell this wine to a monk.
00:45:53If I break the rules, the elders will not only take back my money,
00:45:56but also take back the house I live in.
00:45:58At that time, I will have to kneel in front of the incense.
00:46:00This is the truth.
00:46:09You...
00:46:11As the saying goes,
00:46:14good wine is like good tea.
00:46:16Good tea?
00:46:17If you sell this wine to me,
00:46:19then it is good tea.
00:46:20If the elders ask you later,
00:46:22just say that you are selling it to me.
00:46:24That's it.
00:46:25Master, no.
00:46:27Master.
00:46:29Master.
00:46:31Master, are you really thirsty?
00:46:33Listen to me.
00:46:37Brother Xia Er,
00:46:39you are right.
00:46:41My stomach has been thirsty for a long time.
00:46:45Master, there is a spring down the mountain.
00:46:48There is a lot of water there.
00:46:50It is sweet and quenches thirst.
00:46:51I guarantee that you will not be able to finish it.
00:46:54Go over there and I will tell you.
00:46:56Come, come, come.
00:46:58Come, sit, sit, sit.
00:47:00Brother Xia Er,
00:47:01if you sell your wine to me,
00:47:04I will give you double the money for the wine.
00:47:06You...
00:47:07As long as you do not say it,
00:47:09I do not say it,
00:47:10the heavens do not know, the earth does not know,
00:47:12the elders will never know.
00:47:14Monk, I did not count you.
00:47:16Monks should borrow wine to get married.
00:47:18But you,
00:47:19you are so unreasonable to ask me for wine.
00:47:21If you are really so unreasonable,
00:47:22I will go to the mountains and tell the elders
00:47:24and let them punish you.
00:47:30Why do you have to use poison?
00:47:32Come.
00:47:45My wine.
00:47:47Give me my wine.
00:47:50My wine.
00:47:52My wine.
00:47:53You are a monk.
00:47:58You...
00:47:59So happy.
00:48:01One more.
00:48:03My wine.
00:48:04I will kill you.
00:48:08Well done.
00:48:10Brother Xia Er,
00:48:11I will drink your wine.
00:48:13You flatter me.
00:48:15It would be better
00:48:16if you flatter me and drink this wine.
00:48:22Monk Fu,
00:48:23Monk Fu.
00:48:24I will let you drink it.
00:48:25I will let you drink it.
00:48:26I will let you drink it.
00:48:27I will let you drink it.
00:48:28I will kill you.
00:48:29Kill you.
00:48:30Kill you.
00:48:31Kill you.
00:48:43I
00:49:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:49:24Hey, come on. That's something yeah
00:49:28好像是龙虎啸啊什么龙龙龙虎啸啊哎你看
00:49:33Hey
00:50:03Hey
00:50:05顶住顶住你看这四凶神恶煞他要是进来了咱们恐怕会吃亏啊对快来人哪快快来啊
00:50:12快怎么了快敲钟击鼓快去
00:50:23开门你顶住不许拿你门杆快去你是谁啊
00:50:34开门
00:50:36你们两个小秃驴躲在门缝里看得清楚还问我
00:50:42闪
00:50:44要是别人我就放你进来就是不让你这个破了戒规的贼子进来
00:50:49再不开门撒调便把这庙门给拆了
00:50:56开门
00:51:03开门
00:51:07你是佛家弟子怎敢喝的烂醉上山你眼睛也不瞎没看见寺院写的清规吗
00:51:14但凡和尚吃醉酒打四十书棍门子诸人吃醉孙儿上山也打十下你赶紧下山
00:51:20打他
00:51:24你们两个刁和尚
00:51:26傻家能才不慎摔倒
00:51:29二等为何不善来扶他家
00:51:33二等退后给傻家挠痒痒还嘴里气里咕噜的
00:51:39说什么
00:51:43师兄我们在念佛对对
00:51:45念的什么佛南无阿弥陀佛
00:51:49好傻家今日也造化了你们俩
00:51:55受下留情师兄
00:52:03这两个刁大汉叫什么名字
00:52:09为何瞪着俺张大了嘴巴却不说话
00:52:13那两个是金刚天王弟子叫赫尔将
00:52:17这横将军专管吃酒的和尚要是和尚吃酒他就横横
00:52:22那跟哈哈笑着说和尚吃酒是冤家不能修炼佛
00:52:29好一个横横一个哈哈
00:52:33傻家听了这气不大一出来
00:52:38本以为你两个刁大汉天王整日里装聋作哑
00:52:44不管是天下不平之事
00:52:47怎么傻家今日吃了鸡王酒打死你们俩
00:52:55傻家让你横横
00:53:12人世间共风云可你却是个空心泥潭没心没肺
00:53:18傻家有心肠大方不平
00:53:22却落得在此地削发失速连名字都改了
00:53:26傻家今天让你装聋作哑
00:53:30师兄对过
00:53:35快快快
00:53:37师兄对面
00:53:39师兄对面
00:53:42师兄对面
00:53:52师兄对面
00:53:56让你装聋作哑
00:54:13傻家打你便是打这虚伪世界
00:54:22傻家再把你打得粉碎
00:54:44好你个刁大汉
00:54:52别打了
00:54:58别打了再打傻家便还手了
00:55:02打他
00:55:04别打了
00:55:22别打了
00:55:34你们这群好无礼的刁和尚
00:55:36傻家顶了十二岁的酒心中郁闷
00:55:38砸碎两个破泥台
00:55:40尔等别忘了往日的修行和满嘴的阿弥陀佛
00:55:43那活人的骨肉
00:55:45一群蠢呆子
00:55:47傻家今天给你们洗洗脑子
00:55:52别打了
00:56:02傻家今天打还你们
00:56:12蠢呆子哪里走
00:56:14你们以为你们打了傻家
00:56:16就像这么一走了之吗
00:56:18好来你傻家打
00:56:22快跑
00:56:34回来
00:56:42拢个半马锁还傻家
00:56:44冯和尚摔倒了抓住他
00:56:52别打了
00:57:10一群蠢呆子你们敢打傻家
00:57:22冯和尚
00:57:24冯和尚
00:57:26冯和尚
00:57:28冯和尚
00:57:40冯和尚
00:57:42冯和尚
00:57:44冯和尚
00:57:46冯和尚
00:57:48冯和尚
00:57:50冯和尚
00:57:52冯和尚
00:57:54冯和尚
00:58:00冯和尚
00:58:02冯和尚
00:58:04冯和尚
00:58:06冯和尚
00:58:08冯和尚
00:58:10冯和尚
00:58:12冯和尚
00:58:14冯和尚
00:58:16冯和尚
00:58:19冯和尚
00:58:21冯和尚
00:58:23冯和尚
00:58:39好小子
00:58:49冯和尚
00:58:51冯和尚
00:58:53冯和尚
00:59:11只身
00:59:13羞得无礼
00:59:15你还认得我吗
00:59:18Yes, Elder.
00:59:21Has the wine woken up?
00:59:27I took a hit and sweated a lot.
00:59:30The wine has woken up.
00:59:35Elder, I only took a little bit of wine.
00:59:39But they, they asked many people to beat me.
00:59:42Take him back to rest. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
00:59:46Take him back.
00:59:48Hmph.
01:00:18Hmph.
01:00:23Shifu, Shifu.
01:00:26Look.
01:00:29Let's go. Go back.
01:00:31Yes.
01:00:48Zhishen. Zhishen. Zhishen. Zhishen.
01:01:07Elder.
01:01:09Zhishen, I'm going down the mountain.
01:01:13Take your luggage and go with me.
01:01:16Yes.
01:01:47Elder, look at this town.
01:01:49There's a hotel, a noodle shop, and a vegetable and meat shop.
01:01:52If I had known there was such a good place,
01:01:54I wouldn't have gone to get that little boy's bottle of wine.
01:01:56I came down to buy my own wine.
01:01:58These few days, my stomach has been aching.
01:02:01I'll have to eat well later.
01:02:05Shifu.
01:02:06Shifu.
01:02:07Do you have any good iron?
01:02:09Shifu, what do you want to hit?
01:02:11I want to hit a cicada, a sword.
01:02:14I don't know if you have any good iron.
01:02:17I happen to have some good iron.
01:02:19I don't know how heavy a cicada you want to hit, Shifu.
01:02:22Zhishen, you want to hit a heavy one.
01:02:25I'll give it to you.
01:02:29What?
01:02:30Elder, you want to hit a heavy one for me?
01:02:38Then hit me a 100-jin heavy one.
01:02:41It's heavy, Shifu.
01:02:42I'm not afraid that I can't hit it.
01:02:44I'm just afraid that you won't be able to use it.
01:02:46Even if it's a sword, it's only 81 jin.
01:02:48What?
01:02:49I'm not as good as that sword?
01:02:52That sword is just a person.
01:02:54I think hitting a 40-50-jin one is very heavy.
01:03:01Then I'll do as you say.
01:03:02I'll hit a 81-jin sword.
01:03:06I'll use it as a shield.
01:03:11If it's heavy, it's hard to use.
01:03:13If it's big, it's hard to look at.
01:03:15I think I'll hit a 62-jin sleeping cicada.
01:03:20When you can't use it, don't blame me.
01:03:22Elder, don't worry.
01:03:23You don't have to tell me.
01:03:24I'll use 10-point good iron to make it here.
01:03:27Shifu, how much silver do you want for these two swords?
01:03:31No bargaining. I only want 5 taels of silver.
01:03:33Okay, I'll give you 5 taels.
01:03:36If you hit it well, you'll get a reward.
01:03:39Okay, I'll get the iron.
01:03:42But I still have 3 taels of silver.
01:03:45Let's go buy some wine.
01:03:49Elder, that's a good idea.
01:03:51Let's go.
01:04:05Shifu, please.
01:04:10Jiujiao, bring us some wine.
01:04:13Shifu, don't blame me.
01:04:15The rooms here are all from Wen Shu Temple.
01:04:17The money is also from Wen Shu Temple.
01:04:19Elder has a decree.
01:04:20If you sell wine to the monks in the temple,
01:04:22you have to take back my money and leave.
01:04:24There was wine.
01:04:25Now that you're here, there's no wine.
01:04:29What?
01:04:32Have you met the elders of Wen Shu Temple?
01:04:34No.
01:04:36Then sell me some food.
01:04:38I won't say you sold it.
01:04:40Don't say that.
01:04:42Shifu, let's eat somewhere else.
01:05:09Jiujiao, come here.
01:05:15The monk from the past
01:05:17is here to drink with you.
01:05:20Shifu, where are you from?
01:05:24I'm a new monk.
01:05:26I came here from afar
01:05:29to drink with you.
01:05:32Shifu, if you were a monk in Mount Wutai,
01:05:35I wouldn't dare to sell you wine.
01:05:38I'm not a monk.
01:05:39I just want to drink.
01:05:40How much wine do you want?
01:05:42I don't care.
01:05:43Give me a big bowl.
01:05:44If there's meat,
01:05:45give me two more bowls.
01:05:46There was beef in the morning.
01:05:48I sold it all.
01:06:05Jiujiao,
01:06:06why don't you sell me
01:06:08your stewed dog meat?
01:06:15Give me more garlic.
01:06:17I'm full.
01:06:18I want more.
01:06:21Jiujiao,
01:06:22make me a cup of green tea
01:06:24and a bowl of plain noodles.
01:06:26Okay.
01:06:27I'll be right there.
01:06:37Your scepter and sword
01:06:39are ready.
01:06:40Okay.
01:06:41Show it to everyone.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43Go.
01:06:44Bring out Shifu's scepter.
01:06:46Let me see the sword.
01:07:01Be careful.
01:07:06I...
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01:07:19Shifu,
01:07:20I'll teach you a set of swordsmanship today.
01:07:23Take a look.
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01:09:31Huh.
01:09:46Yu Qilin and Lu Junyi are in Hebei.
01:09:50One is in Tokyo, his name is Bao Zitou Lin Chong.
01:09:53He is an instructor of 800,000 imperial soldiers.
01:09:56There is also one called Shi Wengong.
01:09:58He is the leader of the Zentou clan in Shandong.
01:10:03His horse-winning spirit is unrivaled.
01:10:07I teach you this set of tactics
01:10:09to let you be number one in your subordinates' spirit.
01:10:14Thank you, master.
01:10:18Don't let anyone know me in the future.
01:10:24I will remember.
01:10:27Before I became a monk, my last name was Zhou.
01:10:31At your age,
01:10:34I have the same temper as you.
01:10:37Hey.
01:10:42Zhishen.
01:10:45I prepared a set of clothes for you.
01:10:51A pair of monk shoes and ten taels of silver.
01:10:57Master.
01:10:59Are you sending me these
01:11:02to drive me away?
01:11:04Zhishen.
01:11:06Last time, I committed a big crime.
01:11:09I made a mess in the Monk Hall.
01:11:11It was a mistake.
01:11:14This time, I committed a big crime again.
01:11:18I broke the Vajra.
01:11:20I burned the pavilion.
01:11:23The Vajra Hall made a mess in the Xuanfuo Hall.
01:11:27Your sin is not light.
01:11:30You even hurt the Zen practitioners.
01:11:35Becoming a monk here
01:11:38is a quiet place.
01:11:41It's not good for you to do this.
01:11:44I definitely can't keep you here.
01:11:50There is a letter here.
01:11:55You can go somewhere else to rest.
01:12:03I just found a good master.
01:12:09But I have to leave again.
01:12:12Master.
01:12:13But where can I rest now?
01:12:20I have a junior.
01:12:22He is the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple in Tokyo.
01:12:25His name is Elder Zhixin.
01:12:28Take this letter.
01:12:30Go to his place and ask for some advice.
01:12:34Last time, I taught you this method.
01:12:38I drew a diagram for you.
01:12:41In the future, you have to practice according to it.
01:13:01Master.
01:13:03Please accept my bow.
01:13:13One bow is not enough.
01:13:15It's better to have nine bows.
01:13:31Be careful. Don't break it.
01:13:34What are you doing?
01:13:36Madam Lin sold everything to me.
01:13:39This...
01:13:40Jian'er.
01:13:41Master.
01:13:42What's going on?
01:13:44Madam Lin sold everything to me
01:13:46to settle the official's case.
01:13:50What's going on?
01:13:52Madam Lin sold everything to me
01:13:55to settle the official's case.
01:13:58What's going on?
01:14:00What's going on?
01:14:27Father.
01:14:28Do you have any clue?
01:14:30I've heard about it.
01:14:33I can save his life at last.
01:14:39Today, Kaifeng Prefecture held a trial.
01:14:42They said they would hold a fair trial
01:14:45regardless of Grand Commandant's power.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:20Lin Chong.
01:15:21As a teacher,
01:15:23don't you know the law?
01:15:26It's a capital offence
01:15:28to bring a sword into the White Tiger Trial Hall.
01:15:31I'm sorry, Your Grace.
01:15:33I'm sorry, Your Grace.
01:15:36I'm a reckless soldier.
01:15:39How dare I bring a sword
01:15:41into the White Tiger Trial Hall?
01:15:43Then why did you bring a sword
01:15:45into the White Tiger Trial Hall
01:15:48with Grand Commandant Gao?
01:15:57Your Grace.
01:15:59Please listen to me.
01:16:01I'll go to Xianyuan
01:16:03and resign myself.
01:16:05On the 28th of the first month of the Wei Dynasty,
01:16:08Lin Chong and his wife
01:16:10went to Huanxiang Yuan of Yue Temple
01:16:12to meet Grand Commandant Gao's wife
01:16:14in the small yard.
01:16:16She was provoked and
01:16:18dispersed by villains.
01:16:20After that,
01:16:22Marquis Lu Yu
01:16:24made the villains drink.
01:16:26But Fu An
01:16:28tricked Lin Chong's wife
01:16:30to provoke the Marquis Lu Yu.
01:16:32He was also driven away by the villains
01:16:34and beat the Marquis Lu Yu
01:16:36badly.
01:16:38Although they didn't become swords,
01:16:40they all have witnesses.
01:16:42They all have witnesses.
01:16:52The next day,
01:16:54Lin Chong bought the sword himself.
01:16:56Today, Grand Commandant Gao
01:16:58sent two officers to call Lin Chong
01:17:00and asked Jiang Dao
01:17:02to assist him.
01:17:04Therefore,
01:17:06Lin Chong and his wife
01:17:08went into the hall.
01:17:10Unfortunately,
01:17:12Grand Commandant Gao came in from the outside
01:17:14and set a trap to frame Lin Chong.
01:17:18I hope Prime Minister En will be the judge.
01:17:26Lin Chong,
01:17:28Kaifeng Prefecture has recorded your testimony.
01:17:30The judgment will be made on the next day.
01:17:34Someone,
01:17:36send a reply to Grand Commandant's Residence.
01:17:38Lin Chong
01:17:40will be imprisoned.
01:17:42Your Excellency,
01:17:44why don't you judge him now?
01:17:58I think Grand Commandant Gao
01:18:00understands.
01:18:02I don't think he will let Lin Chong
01:18:04be the judge
01:18:06and let him go easily.
01:18:22Lin Chong,
01:18:24Grand Commandant Gao will definitely
01:18:26punish you for this crime.
01:18:28He will definitely ask you
01:18:30to take a knife
01:18:32and break into the hall
01:18:34to make amends.
01:18:36How can I help you?
01:18:40Prime Minister En,
01:18:42it was Grand Commandant Gao
01:18:44who asked Lin Chong
01:18:46to take a knife
01:18:48and break into the hall.
01:18:50Lin Chong,
01:18:52everyone knows Grand Commandant Gao
01:18:54is powerful.
01:18:56There is nothing in his house
01:18:58that he doesn't dare to do.
01:19:00Judging from your testimony,
01:19:02I think you know
01:19:04the situation.
01:19:06If you confess
01:19:08to the crime
01:19:10and admit that you shouldn't
01:19:12take a knife and break into the hall,
01:19:14I will give you
01:19:16twenty taels of silver
01:19:18and send you far away
01:19:20to save your life.
01:19:22What do you think?
01:19:28Can you really save my life?
01:19:30I know that
01:19:32Gao Qiu is a short-sighted man
01:19:34and he loves me.
01:19:36He won't refuse.
01:19:40Thank you, Prime Minister.
01:19:42Dong Chao, Xue Ba.
01:19:44Yes.
01:19:46You two take the official document
01:19:48and arrest Lin Chong.
01:19:50Set out the next day.
01:19:52Yes.
01:20:00Master.
01:20:08Master.
01:20:10Master.
01:20:12Are you picking a fight?
01:20:14If we don't pick a fight,
01:20:16we won't treat you to a drink.
01:20:18Master is joking.
01:20:20What are you
01:20:22doing here?
01:20:24We are the neighbors of
01:20:26Daxiangguo Temple.
01:20:28We are happy to serve you.
01:20:30Master.
01:20:32Since you are all neighbors,
01:20:34come and sit in the office.
01:20:36Master.
01:20:38We pay our respects to you.
01:20:40We pay our respects to you.
01:20:42These people
01:20:44don't look like each other
01:20:46and refuse to come in.
01:20:48Do they want to make fun of me?
01:20:52I will go ahead
01:20:54and let these servants
01:20:56see what I can do.
01:20:58Come on.
01:21:00Get up.
01:21:08Help.
01:21:14Go.
01:21:20You scoundrels
01:21:22want to frame me.
01:21:26Go to hell.
01:21:42Stop.
01:21:44If one of you runs,
01:21:46I will kill one of you.
01:21:48If two of you run,
01:21:50I will kill both of you.
01:21:52Come on.
01:21:54How deep is this pit?
01:21:56Master, this pit is not as deep as you think.
01:21:58How does it feel?
01:22:00My body is full of smelly poop
01:22:02and my hair is full of maggots.
01:22:04Please spare us, Master.
01:22:06You scoundrels.
01:22:08Go and catch these maggots.
01:22:10We will spare him for the time being.
01:22:14Go.
01:22:16Yes.
01:22:22Go to hell.
01:22:40Master.
01:22:42Master.
01:22:48You scoundrels.
01:22:50Why are you here?
01:22:52Master, we have discussed
01:22:54and prepared some food for you.
01:22:56Yes, Master.
01:22:58Please, Master.
01:23:02Master is here.
01:23:04Hurry up.
01:23:06Master, please.
01:23:08Master, sit down.
01:23:10Master, please.
01:23:14You scoundrels
01:23:16are quite filial.
01:23:18Master, please sit down.
01:23:20Master, please sit down.
01:23:22Master.
01:23:24Why did you
01:23:26buy the wine and meat
01:23:28for me?
01:23:30Master,
01:23:32you don't know
01:23:34that our skin
01:23:36is soft
01:23:38but hard.
01:23:40We fight less than others
01:23:42and more than others.
01:23:44Now we are rich
01:23:46and you are here.
01:23:48In the future,
01:23:50we won't be bullied
01:23:52in Tokyo.
01:23:54Yes, no one will bully us.
01:23:56Yes, no one will bully us.
01:23:58Yes, no one will bully us.
01:24:00Master, no one will bully us.
01:24:02You scoundrels
01:24:04call yourselves skin
01:24:06but you don't hide your shame.
01:24:08You are quite
01:24:10open-minded.
01:24:12That's all.
01:24:14In the future,
01:24:16I will take you
01:24:18as my disciples.
01:24:20Master, please sit down.
01:24:22Thank you, Master.
01:24:24Thank you, Master.
01:24:26Save it.
01:24:28Come on.
01:24:30Fill it up.
01:24:32Fill it up.
01:24:34Master.
01:24:36Fill it up.
01:24:38Fill it up.
01:24:48Master,
01:24:50we are flattered.
01:24:54Why do you
01:24:56call yourselves
01:24:58skin but you don't hide your shame?
01:25:00Master, we are old
01:25:02and afraid of snakes.
01:25:06That's true.
01:25:08Master, you don't know
01:25:10there is a new old tooth on this tree.
01:25:12It has been noisy all day long.
01:25:14I think we should
01:25:16tear it down.
01:25:18Yes, tear it down.
01:25:20Let's go.
01:25:22Come on.
01:25:24Let me do it.
01:25:26Let me do it.
01:25:32Wait.
01:25:36It's not a big deal.
01:25:38You don't have to do this.
01:25:40Move the ladder away.
01:25:42Move it away.
01:25:44Move it away.
01:25:46It's not a big deal.
01:25:48Master, look at me.
01:25:52Hurry up.
01:25:54Hurry up.
01:25:56Hurry up.
01:26:00Master, don't pull me.
01:26:02Master.
01:26:04Master.
01:26:06Master.
01:26:12It's okay.
01:26:34Ha-ha.
01:26:44Oh.
01:26:58Ha-ha.
01:27:04Oh.
01:27:34Oh.
01:27:48Oh.
01:28:04Oh.
01:28:24Oh.
01:28:26Oh.
01:28:28Oh.
01:28:30Oh.
01:28:32Oh.
01:28:34Oh.
01:28:36Oh.
01:28:38Oh.
01:28:40Oh.
01:28:42Oh.
01:28:44Oh.
01:28:46Oh.
01:28:48Oh.
01:28:50Oh.
01:28:52Oh.
01:28:54Oh.
01:28:56Oh.
01:28:58Oh.
01:29:00Oh.
01:29:02Oh.
01:29:04Oh.
01:29:06Oh.
01:29:08Oh.
01:29:10Oh.
01:29:12Oh.
01:29:14Oh.
01:29:16Oh.
01:29:18Oh.
01:29:20Oh.
01:29:22Oh.
01:29:24Oh.
01:29:26Oh.
01:29:28I'm going to go.
01:29:48Hold him tight.
01:29:50Don't let him fall.
01:29:52You two, listen.
01:29:54Go and find a tree with many people.
01:29:56Put the birdcage on it.
01:29:57Don't let these birds die.
01:30:00Don't worry, master.
01:30:02If you dare to eat these birds,
01:30:04I'll take out your eggs.
01:30:06No, no, no.
01:30:08Listen.
01:30:10All right, that's it for today.
01:30:14Tomorrow morning,
01:30:16you'll come to clean up the vegetable garden for me.
01:30:19You want to see me practice martial arts and play with the equipment.
01:30:23Then you have to be ready.
01:30:24Stand firm.
01:30:25Otherwise, you'll be scared to death.
01:30:28Yes, yes, yes.
01:30:32Pick up the tree and leave.
01:30:35Yes, yes, yes. Pick up the tree and leave.
01:30:49All right.
01:30:52Thank you for your hard work.
01:30:53You're welcome. It's my job.
01:30:59It's summer.
01:31:05Officers, someone is outside asking to see you.
01:31:08Who?
01:31:09Let's go out and have a look.
01:31:18Sir, please.
01:31:20Please.
01:31:22Mr. Xue, please.
01:31:24This way.
01:31:26It's him.
01:31:28Please have a seat.
01:31:32I've never had a meal.
01:31:36What can I do for you?
01:31:39Please have a seat first. You'll know later.