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Get ready to laugh out loud with "Chori Chori," a hilarious comedy movie directed by Jawad Bashir. This film delivers non-stop humor and entertaining antics as the characters find themselves in outrageous and unexpected situations. With a talented cast and witty dialogues, "Chori Chori" promises to be a fun-filled cinematic experience. Don't miss this comedy gem that will leave you in stitches!

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00:00If someone sees you with me like this, they won't believe that she was the same girl who was laughing and talking to us at the wedding.
00:08And with me, your face looks like you have eaten bitter almonds.
00:12You are not bitter almonds, you are poisonous almonds.
00:15I have never seen such a negative and toxic guy.
00:18Come on, learn a new word, toxic. Just rub it.
00:21What negative have I done?
00:24Didn't you see? I look so beautiful today.
00:27Did you ever praise me? No, right?
00:29I did praise you.
00:36Really? What did you praise me? Tell me.
00:38That you have done human make-up today.
00:41Look at your work. This door is already open.
00:44Now this is also my fault, right?
00:46Yes, so you are always careless.
00:53By the way, what was the need to do such a bogus dance in front of the wedding procession?
01:02And the way you were watching the dance of other people's wives and were happy, that was all right, right?
01:09Yes, so a good thing should be appreciated.
01:11After seeing your dance, my friends were making fun of you so much that your thoughts got over.
01:16Go, go. In my school's function, all my teachers were crazy about my dance.
01:20Yes, it was bound to happen.
01:22Low level school, low level teachers, blind Kana Raja.
01:31Shani, don't make me angry.
01:33She is right.
01:34Don't make her angry now.
01:35And you too.
01:50Kuku Bhai's number is continuously busy.
01:53Now he must be talking to sister-in-law.
01:57She screamed so loudly and no one came to help.
02:01And then she went out of the city.
02:03Excuse me.
02:04It's not my fault, it's your fault.
02:06You had said that we will go far and take the house so that we get peace and quiet.
02:11Can anyone get peace and quiet while you are here?
02:14And if Rola is there, she looks like your sister.
02:17She puts so much Rola.
02:19I have nothing to do with them.
02:21But they look like your family.
02:23Silence.
02:24Tell me where is Sona?
02:26There is so much space in the house, she can sleep anywhere.
02:30I am going to bedroom to sleep.
02:33I am not talking about that Sona.
02:36Yes, he is not talking about that Sona.
02:40In fact, which Sona are you talking about?
02:44Where is gold?
02:46Yes.
02:47Where is gold leaf's cigarette?
02:49Our nicotine level is going down.
02:51Bhola, wake up.
02:53I am asking where is gold jewellery?
02:56We will find it.
02:57But it will be better if you tell us.
03:00Look brother, you are mistaken.
03:02We don't have any jewellery.
03:04Oh, so you are trying to say that we got married but didn't get set.
03:08We are against dowry.
03:10Oh God, oh God, you are lying so much.
03:13He has asked for everything from his mouth.
03:16Oh hello, I didn't ask for anything.
03:18I just said that if you have to give me a dining set, then give me that brand.
03:23Or if you have to give me a three piece suit, then give me that brand.
03:26That's it.
03:27Wow.
03:28Now you people only tell me.
03:30If he didn't ask from his mouth, then what else happened?
03:32By the way, technically he didn't ask.
03:37All men are like this.
03:39Get up.
03:40Son, get up.
03:41You come here, come here.
03:42By the way brother, please don't get angry.
03:43I am sorry, I asked for dowry.
03:45I won't ask again.
03:47I will count till three.
03:49It will be better if you people tell me.
03:51Then I will shoot.
03:53If you want to shoot, then ask him to get up from here.
03:56My sofa is so good, he will get blood on it for no reason.
03:59Here, I got up.
04:00Now if he wants, he can shoot you.
04:02No, no, I will also get up.
04:04One.
04:05Look brother, you yourself think that in today's time, who keeps gold at home.
04:10Isn't it Komal?
04:11Yes, we have kept it somewhere else.
04:15Two.
04:16Hey, tell me where is the gold?
04:17In the bank.
04:18Four.
04:19Your aunt is everywhere.
04:23Three.
04:24No, no, no.
04:26Sister-in-law, did you get the jewellery or not?
04:28I will get it.
04:29What is the hurry?
04:30I had kept it somewhere here.
04:32Who keeps jewellery under the bed?
04:34Do you think jewellery is trash?
04:36Role, shoot the girl's leg, let her know.
04:39No, no, no.
04:40Brother, think about it.
04:41Did you keep it in the cupboard?
04:43Oh, after so long you have called me brother.
04:46By the way, you are also right at gun point.
04:48You are also not right at gun point.
04:50Can't you see?
04:51Your wife is being humiliated by two goons.
04:54And it doesn't make any difference to you.
04:56Where is your dignity?
04:57Where is my dignity?
04:58Oh yes, when you were dancing with strangers all night at the wedding,
05:04then my dignity had fallen somewhere and died.
05:07Brother Bhola, can you see now?
05:10This person can't see me happy in any condition.
05:13He is jealous of me.
05:14Sister, you have awakened my brotherly emotions.
05:18And without it, your mouth is closed now.
05:21My sister will dance all night.
05:23Sister, which version of Nachangay should I put?
05:25Original or remix?
05:26Brother Bhola, original.
05:27Hey, stop it.
05:29Have I come here to rob?
05:31Or have I come here to get your stupid problems solved?
05:34It's a good question.
05:35I think...
05:36Shut up.
05:37Get out.
05:38All of you get out.
05:40And you also get out.
05:45Brother Bhola, on the wedding night...
05:47No, no, don't tell me.
05:49I have called you my sister.
05:50Brother Bhola, listen to me.
05:52On the wedding night, he gifted me a key.
05:55I thought it must be a locker key.
05:58But it wasn't a locker key.
06:00Then I thought it must be a house key.
06:03It wasn't even a house key.
06:05On the wedding night, he gave me a heavy bike key to show my face.
06:09What?
06:10Yes, you yourself said that you like heavy bikes.
06:13But you didn't like driving.
06:15What nonsense is this?
06:17The battery of the phone runs out immediately.
06:19Give me your phone.
06:20No, no, my phone is old.
06:21It will never sell for 2000.
06:23Buy an iPhone from it.
06:25Give me your phone.
06:26No, take this.
06:28Put the battery.
06:35Brother Bhola, you were not picking up the phone.
06:40Love, we will fight later.
06:42Right now, we have to unite against them.
06:44How can I trust you?
06:46I think you will make me a human shield and run away from here.
06:49By the way, the idea is not bad.
06:51But I was thinking that you can snatch the gun from me.
06:55Okay.
06:56But I will not shoot brother Bhola.
06:58Very good.
06:59A six-year-old husband dies.
07:01But nothing happens to six-minute-old brother Bhola.
07:04Wow, brother Kuku is coming.
07:06Your WhatsApp messages are very annoying.
07:09Who is this Shumaila?
07:11She is looking handsome.
07:13I don't know who it is.
07:14It must be the wrong number.
07:16One second.
07:18Who is Shumaila?
07:19Not Shumaila.
07:20It must be the wrong number.
07:21It's not the wrong number.
07:22You have saved it.
07:23Oh, it's not Shumaila.
07:25It's Shumaila, my friend.
07:26No, no.
07:27It has a girl's name on it.
07:29He must have put his wife's name on it.
07:31Please give me my phone.
07:33It's your assistant, isn't it?
07:35Now I understand why you used to go to office without having breakfast every day.
07:39Wait, I will send you more messages.
07:41Give me my phone.
07:43I also thought the same.
07:45Hands up.
07:46Hands up.
07:47Jaan, follow me.
07:48Leave my hand.
07:50You should understand the situation.
07:56No need to do stupidity.
08:00Nobody has to die today.
08:01Wow.
08:02Wow.
08:03English.
08:08Impressive.
08:09Why so serious?
08:33I loved you so much.
08:34And you cheated on me.
08:38Oh, hello.
08:39How much did you love me?
08:40Tell me this.
08:41When was the last time you saw me with love?
08:44When was the last time you did something good for me.
08:47Oh, when I bought you a car.
08:50You are so materialistic.
08:52Shami, it's not about materialism.
08:55It's about feeling.
08:57It's about saying a loving sentence.
09:00It's about forgiving.
09:03If you can't forgive,
09:05then forgive me for Shumaila and move on.
09:08No way.
09:09Over my dead body.
09:11You have such a black mouth.
09:12You were about to have a dead body.
09:20What is this?
09:21I am out of bullets.
09:24You are out of bullets.
09:26What will you do now?
09:29They are here to kill crockery.
09:30They are here to kill crockery.
09:32Yes, very good.
09:33Pull and hit the plates.
09:34But my mother gave you this plate to hit.
09:38Oh, these are your mother's plates.
09:40Yes.
09:45What have you done?
09:46You broke my mother's plates.
09:49Be brave.
09:50Move ahead.
09:51I will be brave.
09:52You move ahead.
09:54What is this?
09:55I even refused you.
09:57Hello.
09:58Hello.
10:00Is this Shami Residence?
10:01Yes, who are you?
10:03I am Kuku Bhai.
10:06Come in.
10:07There is no tension.
10:08Madam, you too please.
10:09Come in.
10:12Yes, darling.
10:13Darling, why are you putting me in trouble for passport?
10:16Look, we are getting married.
10:18We have to go to Dubai.
10:19So, brother Akhtar wants to give us a smuggled car in Paris.
10:22So, we will celebrate honeymoon there.
10:24Okay?
10:26Okay.
10:27What is the roll?
10:28I told you.
10:29He is looking for a roll.
10:30Did you get it or not?
10:31No, boss.
10:32She is very weird.
10:33She is fighting with me.
10:34Believe me.
10:35I am not enjoying the robbery.
10:36Son, this is work.
10:38Whether you are enjoying it or not.
10:40You have to do the work with care.
10:41I am not giving you a salary.
10:43Boss, I think we should leave the jewellery.
10:45Let's pick up the furniture and LED.
10:47Son, once the date of your marriage is fixed.
10:50Then you will understand the difficulties of marriage.
10:53Your sister-in-law wants this set.
10:55Does sister-in-law know him?
10:56Oh, yes.
10:57She saw his picture on Instagram.
10:59So, your sister-in-law says that she wants this set.
11:02I said, what is the need to make such a set?
11:04I will bring it here.
11:06Sister-in-law is on Instagram.
11:07What is the idea?
11:15I want a divorce.
11:17I have told you a thousand times that I hate this word.
11:21Okay.
11:22I want a divorce.
11:24Don't act smart.
11:25This is not the time to fight.
11:27Think about how to get out of this problem.
11:30This is not a problem.
11:31You are the biggest problem.
11:33What do you think of yourself?
11:35What are you?
11:36Are you a queen?
11:37Yes, I am.
11:38Queen of Khaanewal.
11:40You are a normal girl.
11:42And 5-7 crores like you are already there in Pakistan.
11:45In fact, leave it.
11:46I will give you a margin.
11:47There will be at least 1 crore.
11:49Really?
11:50Then go and find.
11:51If anyone of those 1 crore is like me, then get married.
11:55Am I mad to find another girl and marry her like you?
12:00Do you think he knows where the gold is?
12:04I am sure he knows.
12:05He is a very cunning man.
12:07Then do one thing.
12:08Tell Rolay to shoot his wife's leg.
12:11She will talk.
12:12I don't think so.
12:13They hate each other.
12:15There is a cure for hatred.
12:17What?
12:18Pistol bullets.
12:21Believe me.
12:22I am so shocked.
12:24I hid it here.
12:25I don't know where it went.
12:27We are telling the truth.
12:28It was here.
12:29I don't know where the jewellery went.
12:31Kuku Bhai is saying to shoot him.
12:34Stop.
12:36This is it.
12:37This is it.
12:38Thank God, your love for me has returned.
12:41If you want to kill him, then kill him.
12:43But please.
12:44Not in front of me.
12:46I can't see bloodshed.
12:47I will get traumatized.
12:49This is Mumbai.
12:50Why should I get traumatized?
12:52I am sure you have hidden the jewellery somewhere.
12:55I was about to take a bullet to save your jewellery.
12:59And you are saying.
13:00Okay fine.
13:02I will tell.
13:03But I will tell only to Kuku Bhai.
13:09Thank you very much for the jewellery.
13:11Now we will leave.
13:12Rolay.
13:13Shoot him.
13:17But.
13:18What is the need to do all this?
13:20You have seen our faces.
13:22You can't leave us like this.
13:23Then you should have worn a mask.
13:25This is your fault.
13:26Why should we be punished for your mistake?
13:29As it is, Corona is spreading.
13:31You should have been careful.
13:33Bhola Bhai.
13:35Please do something.
13:39Okay.
13:40Then there is a condition.
13:42Madam.
13:44Thank God, we have done a lot of robberies.
13:47But the way.
13:48The way this man risked his life to save yours.
13:53I say wow.
13:54You should appreciate him.
13:56And you.
13:57She loves you so much.
13:59Now if you don't keep her as a queen.
14:02Then you have a problem.
14:05If you both become friends.
14:08Then we will leave you.
14:11I guess we can start over.
14:13Isn't it?
14:14Yes darling.
14:15We have got a second life.
14:18We can't fight and waste it.
14:20Okay.
14:21Great.
14:22Excellent.
14:23Thank you very much for the jewelry.
14:24We will leave now.
14:25Bye.
14:28If you allow me.
14:30Can I be friends with Shumaila?
14:33Yes.
14:34You can.
14:36Thank you.
14:42Kuku Bhai.
14:43This is empty.
14:44Yes.
14:45Do you know what Shami said?
14:46What?
14:47There is no jewelry.
14:48What do you mean?
14:49That poor guy sold the jewelry.
14:51And bought a car for his wife.
14:53So that he can come to school.
14:55Why didn't you tell me earlier?
14:56He wanted to get beaten up by his wife.
14:58So Kuku Bhai.
14:59You will get beaten up by sister-in-law.
15:01No.
15:02No.
15:03He will get beaten up by sister-in-law.
15:04He did this with sister-in-law's permission.
15:05He felt pity on her.
15:06He said.
15:07Get them reconciled.
15:08Then we will get our wedding gift.
15:10Sister-in-law.
15:11Long live.
15:12This is a girl's work.
15:13I say.
15:14Very good.
15:15They were very nice people.
15:16Jaan.
15:17Close the door.
15:19Jaan.
15:20You do it.
15:21My condition is still tight.
15:22So it's a good thing.
15:24Close the door.
15:25And get cold water for yourself from the fridge.
15:27And listen.
15:28Get cream on the way back.
15:29I need foot massage.
15:31I am sorry.
15:32I am still alive.
15:33And you want foot massage.
15:35I am traumatized.
15:37You don't care about me at all.
15:38Then what do you care about me?
15:40Oh God.
15:41Stop being a baby.
15:42Why can't you be a man?
15:44I am a man.
15:45And I am saying it with love.
15:46Take care of me.
15:47Oh.
15:48A dog's tail can never be straight.
15:50What?
15:51You called me a dog.
15:53Oh.
15:54Ganesh.

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