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Kapil makes a grand entry to the stage and welcomes everyone to the show. He starts the show by performing a sketch comedy with his hilarious team. They entertain the audience with their funny jokes. He then proceeds to welcome the special guests for the night. They are none other than Sonakshi Sinha, Huma Qureshi, and Zaheer Iqbal. They are here to promote their upcoming film, 'Double XL', and talk about their experience gaining and losing weight for the movie. Watch the full episode to know more.
Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Archana Puran Singh, Sumona Chakravarti, Siddharth Sagar
Guest Names - Sonakshi Sinha, Huma Qureshi, and Zaheer Iqbal.
Host: Kapil Sharma
Episode: 274
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
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Kapil makes a grand entry to the stage and welcomes everyone to the show. He starts the show by performing a sketch comedy with his hilarious team. They entertain the audience with their funny jokes. He then proceeds to welcome the special guests for the night. They are none other than Sonakshi Sinha, Huma Qureshi, and Zaheer Iqbal. They are here to promote their upcoming film, 'Double XL', and talk about their experience gaining and losing weight for the movie. Watch the full episode to know more.
Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Archana Puran Singh, Sumona Chakravarti, Siddharth Sagar
Guest Names - Sonakshi Sinha, Huma Qureshi, and Zaheer Iqbal.
Host: Kapil Sharma
Episode: 274
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
#thekapilsharmashow #sonakshisinha #humaquershi #zaheeriqbal #SETIndia #दीकपिलशर्माशो
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00:00:00Let's go.
00:00:27Mr. Archana, if I ask you...
00:00:29...how much you weigh.
00:00:31You will say that ladies are not weighed. That's wrong.
00:00:33But you see, this process starts when a person comes into this world.
00:00:40As soon as a child is born, the doctor says, baby boy, 2.5 kg.
00:00:44Absolutely.
00:00:44Although the child doesn't know whether he is heavier or lighter.
00:00:47Yes.
00:00:48The one who is 3 kg next to him is crying like the one who is 2.5 kg next to him.
00:00:51The 2.5 kg one is not crying because he is 500 grams lighter.
00:00:56A lot of kids weigh so much that they look cute.
00:00:59People pick them up and say, cute baby.
00:01:02Then they feel that they are heavy.
00:01:05Cute baby.
00:01:07Because as soon as the child's weight comes on their waist...
00:01:10...people keep it.
00:01:11Then they don't pick it up and say, your baby is crying.
00:01:15When the child grows up, he should be of the same weight.
00:01:18Then even the uncles don't dare to pick him up.
00:01:21The child is pulling his pyjamas.
00:01:23Puddi.
00:01:27Even the uncle is like that.
00:01:29Chocolate.
00:01:30If he is working by giving chocolate, why should I get him a slip disk?
00:01:34People pick up thin children and say...
00:01:40He is so thin and thin.
00:01:42You don't know that he has something in his hand.
00:01:44If the mother was watching from a distance, you would have known that he is 9 months pregnant.
00:01:48Yes.
00:01:50A fat child, at the age of 15, is as heavy as a father.
00:01:54The mother gets tensed.
00:01:55Listen, Golu is spreading.
00:01:57Yes.
00:01:58Take him for jogging in the morning.
00:02:00The father is brushing and he gets tensed.
00:02:02Nothing happens.
00:02:04Once he gets married, his wife will suck his blood and he will lose weight.
00:02:12Then the wife looks at her husband in such a way...
00:02:15...that his outer skin is exposed and the inner skin is lost.
00:02:18No, I mean...
00:02:20...responsibilities also reduce weight.
00:02:23Earlier, when the horse and the carriage used to move...
00:02:26...then look at how they used to make the carriage sit.
00:02:28It used to be like this. This is the process.
00:02:30The person who is heavier used to make him sit in the front.
00:02:32Because if he sits in the back, the horse will move forward like this.
00:02:36And this used to happen many times.
00:02:37Then they used to make him sit in the front.
00:02:39Go ahead.
00:02:40The horse used to move forward like this. Then the horse used to look back.
00:02:43The horse used to look back.
00:02:44The carriage used to say, you pull it.
00:02:47The master also used to stare at himself.
00:02:49I am a horse. You are not a donkey.
00:02:52Look and sit.
00:02:54I want to tell my viewers that if a person's weight is 100 kgs on earth...
00:02:58...then on Mars, the weight of that person will be 37.7 kgs.
00:03:03And even less on the moon, that is 16.6 kgs.
00:03:07Good God.
00:03:07When our Pandey came to know this, he was telling his wife...
00:03:10I was telling her, I am not fat. I am staying on the wrong planet.
00:03:16There is a tribe in Ethiopia.
00:03:20The man who has a big stomach...
00:03:22...the women there consider him as handsome and want to marry him.
00:03:25Wow.
00:03:26Pandey came to know about this.
00:03:28Then he was telling his wife, I am not fat.
00:03:30I am staying in the wrong country.
00:03:33Then his wife said, Ethiopia, drink less.
00:03:36She hit him.
00:03:37She said, you are not in the wrong country.
00:03:38She said, you are staying in the wrong house.
00:03:39I am Ramakant's wife.
00:03:40Get lost.
00:03:41She hit him.
00:03:45Archana, it is said that no matter what size a person is...
00:03:48Yes.
00:03:48...his dreams should not be small.
00:03:50Absolutely.
00:03:51That is why big dreams should be seen.
00:03:53A beautiful film is coming on this subject.
00:03:56It is called Double Axel.
00:03:57So let's call its lead cast here.
00:04:00A big round of applause for them.
00:04:01Please welcome Sonakshi Sinha and...
00:04:09Huma and Sonakshi, welcome to the show.
00:04:11Thank you very much.
00:04:12You both look very pretty.
00:04:14Thank you, brother.
00:04:18Come, sister. Let's play something.
00:04:23What happened?
00:04:24You have ruined my mood.
00:04:26I know you consider me as your brother.
00:04:28What happened to me?
00:04:29I started falling down as soon as I came on your show.
00:04:32This is what happens.
00:04:33What happened to me?
00:04:34Whoever calls me brother, thinks it is a sin.
00:04:39We have heard that one woman is the heaviest.
00:04:41Yes.
00:04:42There are a few women who are already so heavy.
00:04:44On top of that, there are two women who are always heavier than me.
00:04:52I swear, I am getting a feeling that...
00:04:54...a cheese slice is not being pressed between two buns.
00:04:57I am getting that feeling.
00:04:58I am looking like a cheese slice.
00:04:59You are looking more like a potato patty.
00:05:02See, if you take six international flights in three months...
00:05:05Oh my God!
00:05:07...your potato turns into a cheese slice.
00:05:10In India, no one knew about Bhushan Film Festival before him.
00:05:14He has made it famous single-handedly.
00:05:16Have you both come to promote your film...
00:05:18...or to pull my leg?
00:05:21Film promotion is always there.
00:05:22But the fun in pulling his leg is different.
00:05:25Yes.
00:05:26Correct.
00:05:29It is fun, isn't it?
00:05:31And if we pull his leg, the film will get more promotion.
00:05:35Wow!
00:05:37I am very clever.
00:05:38This is a back hand compliment.
00:05:40I love your nail paint.
00:05:41Thanks, man.
00:05:41Wow!
00:05:42It's not nail paint. It's so easy.
00:05:44Okay, I will do that.
00:05:45Guys, let's promote Sonakshi's brand.
00:05:48We both are Sonakshi's brand.
00:05:50Correct.
00:05:51So, what is this, Sona?
00:05:52I have a press on nails brand called So Easy.
00:05:54And these are mine.
00:05:55Oh!
00:05:56Now she will ask you.
00:05:59These also.
00:05:59I will send you.
00:06:00She said, send me two.
00:06:02One for the shooting and one to go home.
00:06:05Oh!
00:06:09Oh, it's so easy, isn't it?
00:06:11It's so easy.
00:06:12So easy, yes.
00:06:13Such a big heroine does all this.
00:06:18Okay, jokes apart.
00:06:19But through this film, she gave a beautiful message.
00:06:23We should see the size of dreams, not the size of humans.
00:06:25Correct.
00:06:26And Sonakshi and Huma have worked very hard for this film.
00:06:28I will tell you.
00:06:29It's not just the hard work.
00:06:30When you reduce the weight for the film.
00:06:32When you increase the weight, that is also a lot of hard work.
00:06:35So, when you were told that you have to increase the weight for this film.
00:06:37Did you get tensed that you have to increase the weight?
00:06:40Or were you happy that you will eat properly?
00:06:42For the first time in our career, someone has said..
00:06:45Increase the weight.
00:06:46Eat properly.
00:06:47And take money.
00:06:48Wow!
00:06:49Wow!
00:06:50So, whatever we have enjoyed..
00:06:55This was the most fun film of my career.
00:06:58Because Kapil, there is a lot of pressure.
00:07:00That you should be thin..
00:07:01We said, let's do the opposite.
00:07:03We are doing a costume trial here.
00:07:05No, we can't make Huma wear this.
00:07:07She is looking very thin.
00:07:08What?
00:07:08That's such a compliment.
00:07:09Make such clothes that she looks more beautiful.
00:07:11She should have brought a blanket.
00:07:14She has done that too.
00:07:15But actually, did you increase the weight?
00:07:16Actually, I increased the weight.
00:07:17I put on 20 kilos for the film.
00:07:19I put on 15.
00:07:20What?
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22Then how did you reduce the weight?
00:07:23You increased the weight.
00:07:24Look, it took me two to three months to increase the weight.
00:07:26It took me a year to reduce the weight.
00:07:29I will tell you a diet.
00:07:30I will tell you a diet.
00:07:31It works a lot.
00:07:33The diet is called, eat less food diet.
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:36You eat less food.
00:07:37I have heard it for the first time.
00:07:39You must have heard it for the first time.
00:07:40I will tell you today through Kapil Sharma Show.
00:07:43So, send the fritters on your table first.
00:07:47I wish.
00:07:52No, but it is fun.
00:07:53It is very liberating.
00:07:54Increase the weight.
00:07:54Act.
00:07:55Just focus on the work.
00:07:56And I think we want all the girls and boys to watch this film.
00:07:59Because I think fat-shaming has become so common.
00:08:02So, people's self-confidence goes down.
00:08:03We want everyone to be like you.
00:08:06You should consider yourself beautiful.
00:08:07You should feel confident in your looks.
00:08:10And you should achieve whatever you want to achieve.
00:08:12It is a very good thing.
00:08:13Because there is no such thing as dreams.
00:08:15Absolutely.
00:08:17And this trip started from my house.
00:08:19We all together, me, Sonakshi, Zaheer, Mudassar, Saqib..
00:08:23We were sitting and talking.
00:08:24Covid was over.
00:08:25Everyone has become so fat.
00:08:26Now I have to go to work.
00:08:27Now I have to lose weight.
00:08:28I have to go to the gym.
00:08:28It is a normal discussion.
00:08:30So, Mudassar, who is the writer of our film
00:08:32and also one of the producers, said
00:08:33that a film should be made on this.
00:08:34And you both should do it.
00:08:36So, both of us were like, sure.
00:08:37We will confirm it. You write it.
00:08:39No one can do it except us.
00:08:41We will do it.
00:08:42So, this story started from my living room.
00:08:44Wow!
00:08:45So, you were sitting for dinner and made a film.
00:08:47While eating.
00:08:48And she goes to make a film.
00:08:49She comes back after having dinner.
00:08:53Come. Welcome you all.
00:08:55Come on.
00:09:02I have a complaint with both of you.
00:09:05Oh, no!
00:09:06When I was double XL, you didn't make a film on such a subject.
00:09:10Yes.
00:09:10Then you came and said, are you pregnant?
00:09:12When are you going to become a father?
00:09:13You were saying all this.
00:09:14And now..
00:09:14And the father who was proposing to me..
00:09:16Doesn't he feel ashamed?
00:09:17A father of two children.
00:09:17So, see..
00:09:18Woohoo!
00:09:23Won't you have children with the one you marry in future?
00:09:27This is what will happen. The process is the same.
00:09:29Process!
00:09:30This is a family show.
00:09:32So, we are talking about making a family.
00:09:33What's wrong in that?
00:09:37So, you didn't make a film then.
00:09:39Then I made fun of you and left.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:41Now, I have lost 8-10 kgs.
00:09:44Now, you have brought this film.
00:09:45That dreams should be big.
00:09:47He realised that he shouldn't have done this to you.
00:09:50Last time, I came here, clicked a photo and announced
00:09:53that we are making a film together.
00:09:54Look at this.
00:09:54He is such a cunning man.
00:09:56I said, what is a cunning man?
00:09:59The one who does mischief.
00:10:01Mischief!
00:10:02When I woke up in the morning..
00:10:03When I woke up in the morning, I saw on social media
00:10:05that Huma Qureshi is doing a film with Kapil Sharma.
00:10:07Oh!
00:10:08I had written, guess which project we are doing together.
00:10:11Okay.
00:10:11After that, I wrote that there is an episode coming next week.
00:10:14Which has just come.
00:10:15It has just come.
00:10:15I didn't lie in that.
00:10:16What do people think about people?
00:10:18People think about everything.
00:10:19Yes, she is innocent.
00:10:20She is very innocent.
00:10:22She is very innocent.
00:10:23Why are you looking at me? I am on her side.
00:10:25Yes, correct.
00:10:26She is my sister.
00:10:28Sister?
00:10:28Yes.
00:10:30What?
00:10:30Now, I remember.
00:10:32Take this.
00:10:32You called me your sister for the first time.
00:10:33You called me your sister for the first time.
00:10:35Take this.
00:10:35Thank you.
00:10:36Eat fruits.
00:10:40It has been 10 years since Huma started working in the industry.
00:10:42Congratulations to you.
00:10:43Thank you.
00:10:44Thank you very much.
00:10:45In these 10 years, she has seen so much.
00:10:47If she hasn't seen anything, then she is a boy for herself.
00:10:50For marriage.
00:10:50Yes.
00:10:51How many unmarried boys are still roaming in this world?
00:10:54Yes.
00:10:54Brother, you didn't find anyone.
00:10:56There are some who got married and had two kids.
00:10:58Because they were tired.
00:11:01For how many years, Huma Qureshi wants to confuse the unmarried boys?
00:11:05He wants to know the country.
00:11:06I am not able to find anyone. So, I am looking for someone.
00:11:08You are not able to find anyone?
00:11:09300 are sitting here.
00:11:10You order them.
00:11:11You..
00:11:14Why do I feel that Kapil Sharma is Huma's swamper?
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20You have started the matrimonial.
00:11:21Correct.
00:11:22Actually, you know what?
00:11:23He is looking for a boy for his brother.
00:11:27Otherwise, he is most interested.
00:11:29Exactly. I want to announce today.
00:11:32This nationwide hunt has started today.
00:11:33Write their e-mails on the screen below.
00:11:35Write them and send photos.
00:11:37When I come next time for the promotion of the next film..
00:11:40..keep the boy ready.
00:11:41I am sure.
00:11:42I will keep eight to ten.
00:11:43You can pick the one you like.
00:11:47I will..
00:11:49I will ask you the same question.
00:11:51Do it. Do something new.
00:11:53New twist.
00:11:54And Ms. Sonakshi.
00:11:55Yes, Mr. Kapil.
00:11:57When will I get to meet my brother-in-law?
00:12:04You will get to meet him when I ask you to.
00:12:08Double actresses of the film are here.
00:12:10Let's call their co-stars.
00:12:12Please welcome Mr. Zaheer Iqbal and Mahat Raghavendra.
00:12:17Thank you, sir.
00:12:22Zaheer is right.
00:12:23In the first film, he had one heroine.
00:12:25In the second film, he has two heroines.
00:12:27We have also heard that he will sign the third film..
00:12:29..when there will be three heroines.
00:12:31Is it true, Mr. Zaheer?
00:12:32Sir, there is a reason why I did this.
00:12:34Because when I came here with a girl for the first time..
00:12:37..you talked to her for two minutes and said..
00:12:39..okay, take care. So, I left.
00:12:41So, I thought of trying it with two girls.
00:12:43Maybe, I will get a chance to sit on the couch.
00:12:45Oh, God!
00:12:45And she doesn't let me talk to the people whom you have brought.
00:12:48What will we talk about?
00:12:50So, if you don't want to talk, she will talk.
00:12:51Come, sit.
00:12:52You can sit wherever you want.
00:12:53Sir, you are saying..
00:12:55..in your first film, you had four..
00:12:58What?
00:12:58You had started with four.
00:13:00I had an eye contact with her.
00:13:01After that, I didn't get a chance to act in the film.
00:13:06Zaheer had booked a notebook in 2019.
00:13:08Exactly three years after that, he did a double XL film.
00:13:11There is a three-year gap in two films.
00:13:13Are you planning this film or the health department?
00:13:17They had a policy..
00:13:18..that there should be a three-year gap in two kids.
00:13:22Sir, this time, COVID has done it.
00:13:23Actually..
00:13:24Next year.
00:13:25Mahat.
00:13:25Sir.
00:13:26How are you, bro?
00:13:27I am fine, sir.
00:13:27Welcome.
00:13:28Greetings, sir.
00:13:29Greetings.
00:13:29Mahat is a very good actor.
00:13:32He is from Chennai.
00:13:33Yes.
00:13:33He has done a lot of work there.
00:13:34And he has done a great job.
00:13:35And Mahat speaks Hindi very well.
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:38Actually, Mahat has done a lot of work in Tamil and Telugu cinema.
00:13:41This time, he has done a Hindi film for the first time.
00:13:43Just to come on this show.
00:13:45Yes, sir.
00:13:49Okay, jokes apart.
00:13:50I want to tell you something.
00:13:50Mr. Rishi Sunak from Bhartiya Mool..
00:13:53..who has become the Prime Minister of England..
00:13:55..I want to say this with great pride.
00:13:57Maybe many people don't know this.
00:13:59Zaheer and his wife have no part in becoming the Prime Minister.
00:14:04Come.
00:14:05Welcome.
00:14:06Sir, you have put me in trouble.
00:14:12Mahat, if you are feeling cold through your knee..
00:14:14..I will give you a small blanket.
00:14:17All right. He is shaking.
00:14:19Sunakshi, tell me something.
00:14:20When she dressed up as a double XL..
00:14:22..did the editor sit to tighten it or Mr. Dharjee?
00:14:27Kids like such questions.
00:14:29Otherwise, I am a very intellectual person.
00:14:30Yeah, sure. All right.
00:14:31I have never seen such an intellectual person.
00:14:34I have been coming here since so many years.
00:14:35I have never seen such a person.
00:14:36Oh!
00:14:38He is just like that. He says..
00:14:40..act like a fool and behave like a genius.
00:14:44In this film, Huma wants to become a sports anchor.
00:14:47She is struggling to become one.
00:14:50But we can make your dream come true today.
00:14:52Wow!
00:14:53You and I will become sports anchors.
00:14:54And Zaheer and Mahat will play cricket.
00:14:56And she will bat.
00:14:58And Sunakshi will bowl.
00:14:59All right. Ready.
00:15:00Shall we do it?
00:15:01Done.
00:15:02I..
00:15:02Wait a minute.
00:15:03I want to bat.
00:15:04You want to bat?
00:15:05I know she wants to do all the boys' work.
00:15:07Aren't they the same kids?
00:15:08My batting is like that.
00:15:10They go to the house of those who are out.
00:15:12No, because the batsman..
00:15:13Don't accept that we are out.
00:15:15The kids who bowl.
00:15:16The kids who bowl.
00:15:17Ladies and gentlemen.
00:15:19First of all..
00:15:20I want to play cricket.
00:15:22Greetings. Welcome to the..
00:15:24Film City's..
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:26..cricket commentary show.
00:15:27Yes. And right now on the ground..
00:15:29Wait a minute. Let us do the commentary too.
00:15:32Right now, the ground is full of 200 people.
00:15:36And a woman is sitting alone with four men.
00:15:40Six.
00:15:40Today's match is very exciting.
00:15:44Yes.
00:15:45Would you like to say something, Mr. Kurashi?
00:15:46This is a very serious match.
00:15:47It has just started.
00:15:48Yes.
00:15:49And I don't know if Sunakshi Sinha can get out any time.
00:15:50Because Zaheer Iqbal is from Bandra.
00:15:52Yes.
00:15:53Bandra Express.
00:15:55And..
00:15:56Sunakshi Sinha is looking at him with a lot of curiosity.
00:16:00And this..
00:16:01White.
00:16:02White.
00:16:03White ball.
00:16:04What a good leap.
00:16:04And the commentator ate the mic.
00:16:07Because the commentator didn't get to eat anything.
00:16:10The first ball was so fast that the batsman couldn't see it.
00:16:12Okay. Guys, wait a minute.
00:16:14Let us announce that this is the match
00:16:15because she is a very curious player.
00:16:17One tip, one hand. She will get out.
00:16:18One second. My mic is over.
00:16:24There is a lot.
00:16:25Let's start the match.
00:16:26Yes.
00:16:29Yes.
00:16:30Sunakshi Sinha is on one side and Zaheer Iqbal is on the other.
00:16:33Are you bowling or extracting sugarcane juice?
00:16:39Six.
00:16:41She has hit the cover drive very well.
00:16:44Okay, the gold batting is over. Now Mahat will do it.
00:16:49You can do it from this side as well.
00:16:50You can go there as well.
00:16:51As you both feel comfortable.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:53I will prepare.
00:16:54Zaheer Iqbal threw the ball.
00:16:55And Mahat..
00:16:57Oh!
00:17:01This is why the girls are moving ahead.
00:17:03The boys are not able to tolerate each other.
00:17:05They are throwing their friends on the first ball.
00:17:07How are you feeling?
00:17:08I am feeling very good.
00:17:09So you eat this banana.
00:17:10Thank you.
00:17:11Thank you.
00:17:13Thank you very much.
00:17:15Thank you.
00:17:15The cricket pitch is yours. You can take it.
00:17:17Does anyone else want to bat?
00:17:18Humat, the movie is over.
00:17:20Now don't eat the banana.
00:17:21Keep it. We will use it for the next shooting as well.
00:17:27All the money is for them.
00:17:28The producer doesn't have any money.
00:17:29Only two people do this in this show.
00:17:31This girl, Akshay Kumar.
00:17:32That's why I am telling you.
00:17:33She used to eat bananas in our shooting.
00:17:34Yes, Akshay too.
00:17:35I haven't got such a tasty mic till date.
00:17:38In the trailer, all of you must have seen
00:17:40that Sonakshi is doing a cloth trial.
00:17:42And the T-shirt tears.
00:17:44I have this question from all of you.
00:17:45Has this ever happened in real life?
00:17:46You have tried a small size T-shirt.
00:17:48It tears.
00:17:49And you have kept it quietly.
00:17:51Where is the showroom of the other brand?
00:17:53Have you ever done this?
00:17:55You have bought that pant even after it tore.
00:17:57I would like to thank you for this.
00:18:02Once, we were shooting a song.
00:18:04I had to sit down and come up.
00:18:06The pant tore.
00:18:08So I was telling the dancers to cover me.
00:18:11And I went inside the caravan.
00:18:12But the ones who covered you must have seen the scene.
00:18:15Yes, they must have seen it.
00:18:17I would have got a call till date.
00:18:19Oh.
00:18:23It has happened with me.
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:25But I am honest.
00:18:27I bought it after giving money.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:29Yes. I am not like you.
00:18:31We haven't looted a bank. We are crooks.
00:18:33I don't want to ask you the same question.
00:18:36It's a direct accusation.
00:18:37Where did this incident happen?
00:18:40When you tried a small size T-shirt.
00:18:42Have you ever done this, Ms. Archana?
00:18:44No. But it was a purchased cloth.
00:18:46I thought it would look very nice on me.
00:18:50When I came home, I realised
00:18:53what I think I actually look or wear
00:18:56I actually am a little more than that.
00:18:58When I tried it at home, it tore.
00:19:01This must be the information for BBC.
00:19:03For Sony TV.
00:19:04Tell us in Hindi what you thought.
00:19:07Tell us quickly.
00:19:08The one who has asked the question
00:19:09has to understand.
00:19:12I mean, looking at the mirror
00:19:14I was lying to myself.
00:19:17So I bought a medium size T-shirt.
00:19:20Actually, I wanted to buy a XXL.
00:19:23The one you are filming.
00:19:25How much money did you give him for the promotion?
00:19:30He went to Pandey for a trial.
00:19:33Yes.
00:19:34Of underwear.
00:19:36When is there a trial of underwear?
00:19:38If not, then this is the story.
00:19:39Listen to the whole story.
00:19:41He went inside and wore it.
00:19:43Oh, God!
00:19:43He forgot to take out the tag.
00:19:46When he came out, the siren went off.
00:19:49He came with the machine and saw the pant, shirt and shoes.
00:19:52He said, where is the siren coming from?
00:19:54He said, when I was born
00:19:56my nurse told me to cut my navel.
00:20:00Is it a funny joke or should we edit it?
00:20:03Edit.
00:20:03Listen to one more.
00:20:07Some people are very lazy.
00:20:09They don't even think it's necessary to try.
00:20:11They try it on someone else's back.
00:20:13It will fit.
00:20:14Their backs match but their stomachs don't.
00:20:18Sometimes they buy a spider-man T-shirt with webs.
00:20:20The webs become like this.
00:20:24Mahat, you know the concept of small shops?
00:20:28Small?
00:20:28They don't have any trial room.
00:20:29There is a small bathroom.
00:20:30The shopkeeper has kept it for himself.
00:20:33Many parents are like that.
00:20:34They change their child's pant there.
00:20:35They take it off and say, this is small.
00:20:38The shopkeeper says, the pant is not small.
00:20:40Your child is growing up.
00:20:46This happens.
00:20:49This is what happens in the market.
00:20:52Our team did deep research about you, Zaheer.
00:20:54Yes.
00:20:55We found in that research..
00:20:56What?
00:20:57That you select your underwear first.
00:20:59Oh, good God!
00:21:00Then you match your clothes accordingly.
00:21:02Correct.
00:21:02My underwear always matches my clothes.
00:21:04Let's wear matching clothes.
00:21:06Our Pandey only wears elastic.
00:21:11Oh, God!
00:21:13I got to know that day while playing the drum
00:21:15that he took off his underwear from here.
00:21:20Oh!
00:21:22We have a lot of international guests today.
00:21:25Ma'am, she is here.
00:21:25You are wearing red on your head.
00:21:28You are looking very pretty.
00:21:30What is your name?
00:21:31Both of them would have called me brother.
00:21:33I would have to look this way.
00:21:35Hello.
00:21:36I am Neha. I am from Jammu and Kashmir.
00:21:39Hi, Neha.
00:21:39Hi.
00:21:40You are very welcome.
00:21:41Thank you, sir.
00:21:41You have come from Jammu and Kashmir.
00:21:42You are in Mumbai.
00:21:43It must be very cold there.
00:21:44That's why you came here.
00:21:45No, sir. I am an artist.
00:21:46I liked your attire.
00:21:48So I thought I should talk to you.
00:21:50Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:21:51You are also looking good, sir.
00:21:52I heard that you had been to Korea.
00:21:53Oh, yes.
00:21:56This is wrong.
00:21:57You are calling yourself brother.
00:21:59Is the promotion for our film or for your film?
00:22:01Yes.
00:22:01What is this?
00:22:02Sir..
00:22:02What should I do?
00:22:03You have made her sit here.
00:22:05Ask her questions.
00:22:06No.
00:22:10Sir, you have been shining since you have come from Korea.
00:22:13What's the matter?
00:22:13You are shining.
00:22:14Thank you. I really like your question.
00:22:16Can you please repeat this question?
00:22:19You have been shining since you have come.
00:22:21What's the matter, sir?
00:22:22I have come from Toronto.
00:22:23All the stars are shining in Korea.
00:22:27Thank you, Neha.
00:22:28Thank you so much for coming.
00:22:29Welcome, sir. Welcome.
00:22:29You were talking about different body types.
00:22:32I have a friend, Vicky Singh.
00:22:33He has come from New York.
00:22:34I would like to introduce him to all of you.
00:22:35Vicky, he is my brother.
00:22:38Hi.
00:22:39Hello.
00:22:40Hi.
00:22:41Vicky guides me a lot.
00:22:45Yesterday, I was talking to him.
00:22:46I told him that Vicky and I have the same height.
00:22:48I asked him what is the definition of weight?
00:22:52What should be perfect?
00:22:53For example, if I am 5'9", what should be my weight?
00:22:56He explained to me that every body type is different.
00:22:59I would like Vicky to explain to those people
00:23:02who have some doubts about weight.
00:23:04The main thing is to eat to stay healthy.
00:23:08Instead of gaining weight, it will happen automatically
00:23:11when you start eating healthy.
00:23:13Make healthy choices.
00:23:14Eat natural things.
00:23:15Eat fruits and vegetables.
00:23:16So that we get nutrients.
00:23:18Instead of this much carbs, this much protein, this much fat.
00:23:21Forget about it.
00:23:22Yes, but the weight is different.
00:23:25But you feel energetic from inside.
00:23:28You feel healthy.
00:23:30He started working out when he was 13 years old.
00:23:32He has been doing it since 20 years.
00:23:34He is an IFB pro.
00:23:36Can you see?
00:23:37And he has two sides of 20 kilos.
00:23:41Wow! If you were not here, two more people could have sat here.
00:23:45But thank you, Vicky, for all the guidance.
00:23:47Thank you, brother.
00:23:48Thank you, brother.
00:23:49In Double XL, Huma, you are dreaming.
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:55You are dancing in your dream with Shikhar Dhawan.
00:23:58And then your dream is broken.
00:23:59I have this question from all of you.
00:24:01Many times, we have a good dream.
00:24:03And suddenly someone wakes us up.
00:24:05And then we try to sleep again.
00:24:07Maybe it will continue.
00:24:08Has this ever happened to you?
00:24:10Every day.
00:24:11Every day?
00:24:11Whose dream do you dream of?
00:24:15I can't say that right now.
00:24:17My wife is also watching the show.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19If you say something in your dream
00:24:23and your wife is next to you.
00:24:25We can't even tell you how much energy you will have that day.
00:24:29Energy..
00:24:31How much energy?
00:24:31It will be done.
00:24:33I love it.
00:24:38Your brother, Saqib, is also a producer.
00:24:40Yes.
00:24:41If he wanted, he could have taken the role of Zaheer or Mahat.
00:24:45And he could have said that he wants to do this role.
00:24:47Why didn't he come?
00:24:48What did he think?
00:24:48If I wear a big veil, who will take care of my neck?
00:24:52Yes, someone had to count the notes.
00:24:55No, it's nothing like that.
00:24:56I think it didn't fit in the script.
00:24:58Because Mahat is opposite to me in the film.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:01And Zaheer is opposite to Sonakshi.
00:25:03I think these two characters..
00:25:05No one could have done it better than them.
00:25:07Wow.
00:25:07The way Mahat has done this character
00:25:09and the way Zaheer has played him..
00:25:11Thank you.
00:25:12Thank you.
00:25:13And I am not praising him genuinely.
00:25:15I think normally whenever there is a so-called strong film
00:25:18of two girls, a lot of heroes..
00:25:20Especially good-looking guys are a little less.
00:25:22But our film needed good-looking, handsome guys.
00:25:25So that's why Zaheer..
00:25:26You didn't get it, so I got it.
00:25:31I was praising you.
00:25:33Zaheer's comic timing is very good.
00:25:36It's said that behind every successful man is a woman.
00:25:39Yes.
00:25:39Behind the success of these two women
00:25:41are these two beautiful boys.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:46Mahat, you have become a cameraman in this film.
00:25:48I saw it in the trailer too.
00:25:49You have a camera in your hand in the entire trailer.
00:25:51Yes.
00:25:51When the film was over, did you see in the credits
00:25:53whether your name is in the actors or the cameraman?
00:25:55That..
00:25:56Now..
00:25:58We will have to check that.
00:26:01Producer sir, include me in both the films
00:26:04because I have recorded in it.
00:26:06But you will get half the money.
00:26:08If you want two minutes.
00:26:09Mahat speaks Hindi so cutely.
00:26:11Yes.
00:26:11Very..
00:26:12Now my Hindi is like a bullock cart.
00:26:15In the next film, I will be like a Ferrari.
00:26:18Wow!
00:26:24Mahat, we have heard that when the film's schedule got over
00:26:27you cried a lot.
00:26:28Yes.
00:26:29Did you fall in love with the unit
00:26:30or did you cry thinking that you will have to look for a job again?
00:26:36Both, but..
00:26:37He said both.
00:26:38Both.
00:26:39But I got very emotional.
00:26:41I still get emotional thinking about that day.
00:26:46So when this show gets over, will we get to see you cry?
00:26:50After that, I will come to your house.
00:26:52Hey, how sweet.
00:26:53Always welcome, bro.
00:26:54Thank you, bro.
00:26:56Thank you.
00:26:58A big round of applause for the triple axel.
00:27:02The double axel has come.
00:27:04So one axel has come here as well.
00:27:08Why are you underestimating me?
00:27:10I will underestimate you someday.
00:27:13Can't you see that an interview is going on here
00:27:14and you are interfering?
00:27:15Where is it going on?
00:27:18Where are you walking to?
00:27:19Stop him.
00:27:20He might reach the set of KBC.
00:27:25Ha..
00:27:31Don't laugh like that.
00:27:32You were laughing last time as well.
00:27:34Your face had fallen down.
00:27:37Let me introduce myself.
00:27:39I am Gudiya Laundrywali.
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:41I don't do business with people who don't have dirty clothes.
00:27:44That's great.
00:27:48And no one else is as dirty as his face.
00:27:50That's why he doesn't have a partner.
00:27:52Go away from here.
00:27:53I don't have any donation for you.
00:27:55Go away from here.
00:27:57Why are you wasting my precious time?
00:28:00You said that I am wasting your precious time.
00:28:01Go wash Ambani's vest.
00:28:06Great. Hi.
00:28:07Hi.
00:28:08Hi.
00:28:08You know I speak Hindi.
00:28:11He understands Hindi.
00:28:12But for your..
00:28:14I will say a joke in English.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18You tell me..
00:28:19You tell me..
00:28:21That..
00:28:22What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
00:28:26I know.
00:28:28I will tell you.
00:28:29No, I will tell you.
00:28:29A mosquito can fly.
00:28:31But a fly cannot mosquito.
00:28:41Thank you.
00:28:41I just told you what I knew.
00:28:43I don't know much about English.
00:28:45But I wanted to talk about something important.
00:28:50If you don't mind, can I talk to Mr. Zaheer?
00:28:53Go ahead.
00:28:54Hi, Mr. Zaheer.
00:28:56I am really ashamed to tell you the truth.
00:29:00I had a laptop.
00:29:03I used to keep a peacock feather in it.
00:29:06And ever since I saw your film, Notebook,
00:29:10I have been keeping your photo in my laptop.
00:29:14So sweet.
00:29:15Why do you keep his photo?
00:29:17Because he doesn't have a feather.
00:29:23Anyway, I know a lot about you.
00:29:28Does he have a feather?
00:29:30Hey..
00:29:39He knows a lot about you.
00:29:41Your family is in the construction business, right?
00:29:43Yes, take her away.
00:29:44She makes RCC by putting sand and cement in her mouth.
00:29:48I am sorry.
00:29:49Tell me something.
00:29:50Hasn't Sony TV given you Diwali?
00:29:55Why are you following me after washing your hands?
00:30:02By the way, I remembered something while washing my hands.
00:30:03You know, I wash clothes very well.
00:30:05Yes, he washes clothes very well.
00:30:07He washes all the clothes and leaves the colour.
00:30:09Is that so?
00:30:10So will the clothes leave the smoke?
00:30:13The clothes leave the colour.
00:30:15The clothes will leave the colour.
00:30:18But clothes are such a thing.
00:30:19These days, people leave the colour.
00:30:21I am not joking.
00:30:23Take this man.
00:30:25I didn't leave the colour.
00:30:26You left it, that's why you are on Sony.
00:30:33Very good.
00:30:36Did you see?
00:30:37Good one.
00:30:37We have channelised the matter.
00:30:42Did you see?
00:30:43By the way, people think that washing clothes is an easy task.
00:30:46That it is easy.
00:30:48But it is not so.
00:30:49Washing clothes is a very risky task.
00:30:51What is so risky?
00:30:52Your face comes in between while washing clothes.
00:30:55No, that day I was washing clothes in the pond.
00:30:57A crocodile came in front of me.
00:30:58Yes, but the risk was of the crocodile.
00:31:00Did he get scared on seeing you?
00:31:02He must have got scared.
00:31:03He used to get scared.
00:31:04Now he doesn't get scared.
00:31:05He has become a friend now.
00:31:06Now our relationship has become very good.
00:31:08Now he claps on seeing me.
00:31:10Like this.
00:31:13Like this.
00:31:15Like this.
00:31:17By the way, can I ask you a question of general knowledge?
00:31:20Yes.
00:31:20Why doesn't the crocodile clap with his hands?
00:31:23Why?
00:31:24Because if he claps with his hands
00:31:26how will he swim? He won't drown.
00:31:32I love it.
00:31:33I love it.
00:31:34By the way, I have seen the trailer of the film.
00:31:36You watch Sapna, don't you?
00:31:37Yes.
00:31:38She plays Sikardha in your dream.
00:31:40What do I tell you?
00:31:41I had dreamt of Virat Kohli a while ago.
00:31:43I liked him a lot.
00:31:45You liked him, didn't you? He got very angry.
00:31:47Isn't it?
00:31:47That's why he scored 82 runs in 53 balls in a fit of anger.
00:31:53He gets angry every day.
00:31:55Yes.
00:31:55By the way, I have seen the film, Maharani.
00:31:58You know, you have become the CM in that film.
00:32:01So my uncle got very inspired by watching you.
00:32:05He got inspired and even fought for the elections.
00:32:07He distributed alcohol to win the elections.
00:32:09And he won the elections.
00:32:14Then why are you crying?
00:32:15Because of distributing alcohol, I went to jail.
00:32:21I have just come out of the jail.
00:32:25Then why are you crying when you have come out?
00:32:26No, I distributed alcohol again in the happiness of coming out.
00:32:30And this time I went inside with my aunt.
00:32:33Why did your aunt go?
00:32:34Because my aunt distributed snacks with me.
00:32:40Now both of us will rot inside all our lives.
00:32:42It will be fun.
00:32:43Why are you laughing now?
00:32:45No, I am laughing now.
00:32:46Because uncle's joke has become a joke now.
00:32:49You can't see the pain behind my laughter.
00:32:54We can see the man behind the laughter.
00:33:01What is your pain?
00:33:03My widow told me that I am heavy.
00:33:05That's why people take me lightly.
00:33:07Oh!
00:33:09A few days ago, the groom's family came to see me at home.
00:33:12When they came, he said that it is too hot.
00:33:15What will you buy in winter?
00:33:15They said, get an AC car.
00:33:17We have to go.
00:33:19Your condition is very bad.
00:33:21My condition is not bad.
00:33:22Look, the relationship is not like that.
00:33:23Look, there is scope here.
00:33:24We can see here that there is scope.
00:33:26Your brother, Mr. Saqib.
00:33:28Yes.
00:33:29He is single.
00:33:31He is ready to mingle.
00:33:33So I was telling him to introduce me to Mr. Saqib.
00:33:37Setting.
00:33:39So maybe things will work out.
00:33:40You have a lot of profit.
00:33:41You have a lot of restaurants in Delhi.
00:33:43If you get me married, you won't have to keep the fridge there.
00:33:47Why?
00:33:48I will eat all the leftover food.
00:33:54They won't marry you.
00:33:55They won't?
00:33:56No.
00:33:57I don't have any such man.
00:34:00I have a son.
00:34:01Are you sure?
00:34:01My parents have gone to see my son.
00:34:04Maybe our relationship will work out.
00:34:05You never know.
00:34:06My son is not like that.
00:34:08He works in the wildlife forest department.
00:34:11What does he do?
00:34:12He bathes elephants.
00:34:16No.
00:34:17Bathing elephants is not a small task.
00:34:19Because elephants are big in size.
00:34:21So the task is big.
00:34:23Imagine, I wash clothes.
00:34:25I will leave my clothes under the elephant's feet.
00:34:27Elephants will be like this.
00:34:28My clothes will get clean.
00:34:34What is she doing?
00:34:35My phone is ringing.
00:34:38It's the girl's phone.
00:34:39It's my mom's phone.
00:34:41Hello, mom.
00:34:42Hello.
00:34:45Yes, my relationship is fixed.
00:34:48What?
00:34:50The boy is saying that he won't be able to handle two elephants in one life.
00:34:56Give the boy the phone.
00:34:58Hello. Hi.
00:34:59I liked your honesty.
00:35:02You won't be able to handle two elephants in one life.
00:35:04Even I won't be able to handle them.
00:35:06Actually, I already have a dog.
00:35:14That's it.
00:35:17What happened? Did he refuse?
00:35:19Why would he refuse? I refused.
00:35:21Very good.
00:35:22Why would I marry such a boy?
00:35:24Is bathing an elephant a big task?
00:35:26You bathe the elephant.
00:35:27You pour water and bathe it.
00:35:29Why are you acting like his mom?
00:35:31I will bathe the elephant.
00:35:33What's the fun in that?
00:35:33Who wants to see a clean elephant?
00:35:41Imagine, while bathing the elephant
00:35:42his own leg slips and falls under the elephant's leg.
00:35:45He will have to wash his hands for the rest of his life.
00:35:47He is bathing the elephant.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:52If this relationship doesn't work, find someone else.
00:35:54Your interview was going on.
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:57Let's do that.
00:35:58Yes.
00:35:58We will leave now.
00:35:59Okay. It was a pleasure meeting you.
00:36:02Okay. Yes.
00:36:04We will leave now.
00:36:05It was a great interview. Thank you.
00:36:07Bye.
00:36:12The photographs that you upload for your fans
00:36:14we will take some pictures from your social media account.
00:36:17And we will read the comments that your fans leave.
00:36:21Yes. Show us.
00:36:23Cat is out of the bag.
00:36:25Finally, Shikhar Dhawan, double XL.
00:36:27Come, let's read the comments.
00:36:30Both of you want to laugh.
00:36:31Find the cat that came out of the bag.
00:36:34So that it doesn't drink milk in the kitchen.
00:36:37Mr. Shikhar is amazing.
00:36:39He has got a pitch made on his head for practice at home.
00:36:48Once, I wore a suit like Shikhar's.
00:36:51Someone asked me to get a beer.
00:36:54I said, I am not a waiter.
00:36:55He said, he is angry. Get one for yourself too.
00:37:00Thank you.
00:37:02Show us more.
00:37:03Zaheer has uploaded this photo.
00:37:05The earth loves us. It's time to show our love as well.
00:37:08Nice picture.
00:37:09Come, let's read the comments.
00:37:11Wow! A cycle with a gear.
00:37:13I think they distribute English newspapers.
00:37:20Brother, put a mudguard on your cycle.
00:37:23It will look like a painting in the rain.
00:37:25Show us more comments.
00:37:28The day before I become Nikita Roy.
00:37:30Wow! You are promoting my ugly picture too.
00:37:32Thank you.
00:37:33Show us the comments below.
00:37:35Madam, don't bump into the pole while reading the book.
00:37:40Even my nose was crooked.
00:37:43Someone replied, then why are you poking your crooked nose here?
00:37:49Love it.
00:37:50He replied to the comment of the bag.
00:37:52Show us more.
00:37:52He replied to the comment of the bag.
00:37:54Show us more.
00:37:57She will finish the entire book with the excuse of looking at it.
00:37:59Even I finish 100 grams of peanuts with the excuse of tasting it.
00:38:05The pouch you are wearing, my uncle wears it like a belt.
00:38:10He even stopped the wedding pyjamas from the pouch.
00:38:17Show us more.
00:38:19Mahat has uploaded this photo.
00:38:20Finally, back to the sets of..
00:38:25Okay. After a long wait with Aishwarya4547.
00:38:29And happy to be sharing the screen space with this Jack Sparrow.
00:38:33Let's read the comments below.
00:38:36Pirates..
00:38:41Read it. Translate it.
00:38:46Mahat, will you explain it to us?
00:38:49He is saying, Johnny Depp is respected, right?
00:38:52You put that cloth on him and took away his respect.
00:39:00Bro, what a small getup.
00:39:04What a small getup.
00:39:05It's a Jack Sparrow getup.
00:39:07It's a Jack Sparrow getup, right?
00:39:08Johnny Depp put up.
00:39:09Paltoli.
00:39:10What does it mean?
00:39:11It seems like Kapil's Tamil film audition is going on here.
00:39:16It means, what a getup it is.
00:39:18If Johnny Depp sees this, he will get angry.
00:39:23Show us more.
00:39:26Johnny Depp is a scoundrel.
00:39:30Johnny Depp is a scoundrel.
00:39:32Okay. But it sounds cute.
00:39:35It's in Hindi.
00:39:36I am sure this man would have taken out
00:39:38a wallet, pen, paper, soap, comb and 50 things from the coat.
00:39:43Show us more.
00:39:46Huma has uploaded this photo.
00:39:47This is how we roll at Almond 3 films.
00:39:49Saqib Saleem, Mudassir Aziz.
00:39:51And what we are doing here.
00:39:53Wait for..
00:39:55Show us the comments.
00:39:57When the wedding procession leaves the lane
00:39:59my family and I also come and watch.
00:40:06When you come out after hearing the helicopter
00:40:08and it leaves by then.
00:40:10This is how the face is made.
00:40:12Many times, mom puts the kids to work like this.
00:40:14If the vegetable vendor comes out, you have to stop him.
00:40:17Show us more.
00:40:19Hold on.
00:40:20This is how the boys' captions are.
00:40:21It's over.
00:40:23Show us.
00:40:26I have five films and seven songs.
00:40:30I want to give them to Salman.
00:40:33Please introduce me to him.
00:40:35Film name one, Sher Khan.
00:40:36Two, King Khan.
00:40:37Three, Monster Man.
00:40:39Please DM me.
00:40:40Please DM him.
00:40:42Must DM him.
00:40:42Someone has replied.
00:40:43Salman also has two abusive comments.
00:40:48Savage.
00:40:49Should he DM you or is he your manager?
00:40:53Savage reply.
00:40:54He is thinking that one day he will walk on a rope.
00:40:58Show us more.
00:41:00Danger girl.
00:41:02Show us the comments.
00:41:04James Bond's fiance.
00:41:09I am a dangerous boy.
00:41:12You are a dangerous girl.
00:41:14I am a boy.
00:41:16I am a girl.
00:41:18Someone has replied.
00:41:19What is this?
00:41:22Another reply.
00:41:23It's a bike horn.
00:41:26Because of riding the bike so fast
00:41:28even my hair was like yours.
00:41:32But after washing it, it will be fine.
00:41:34Don't worry.
00:41:39Show us more.
00:41:41I am that excited, happy tourist.
00:41:43When you have a no-shoot day
00:41:45this is how you roam around and explore the city.
00:41:48Thank you, bro, for this amazing day out.
00:41:50He has written to Zaheer.
00:41:51You both didn't have a shoot that day.
00:41:53Yes, we didn't have a shoot.
00:41:54And Zaheer became his Raju guide.
00:41:56I think no one else had any work.
00:41:57The entire city was empty.
00:42:00Show us the comments below.
00:42:04He must have run away after ringing someone's doorbell.
00:42:08You won't be able to see London in a day
00:42:11even if you run like this.
00:42:14Show us more.
00:42:16I am sure you must be running after a taxi
00:42:18to save money for the rent.
00:42:21The reply is, then run after the train.
00:42:23You will save more money.
00:42:25Sorry, bro. Whoever wrote this is very bad.
00:42:27Very bad.
00:42:29Show us more.
00:42:3210 million views and counting.
00:42:34Thank you for the love.
00:42:35And for the rest of you guys.
00:42:38Show us the comments below.
00:42:39I was doing..
00:42:40I was shooting a photo.
00:42:42It was in the middle.
00:42:43So we were having fun.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45This is the context.
00:42:46Ma'am, you are out of my reach.
00:42:48At least let me see the other person's face.
00:42:52Dad has written this.
00:42:56Someone has written a reply.
00:42:57Son, you are out of my reach.
00:43:03Show us more.
00:43:06This girl was going to tell mom and dad
00:43:08the name of Huma's boyfriend.
00:43:11Show us more.
00:43:12Oh!
00:43:14All four actors were in the same frame.
00:43:15They were sleeping in their rooms.
00:43:16How did you click their photos?
00:43:18When we went to shoot this film
00:43:19the pandemic was over.
00:43:21We still had to..
00:43:22Quarantine.
00:43:23We had to quarantine for 14 days.
00:43:24So all of us quarantined in London.
00:43:27You had a lot of fun in the film.
00:43:29You ate a lot.
00:43:30You stayed in London for 14 days for free.
00:43:32You didn't even go out.
00:43:33We used to go out in the room.
00:43:35We used to play Ludo.
00:43:36You used to play Ludo.
00:43:37We used to operate each other's stings.
00:43:40We used to play with each other's phones.
00:43:42We had a lot of fun against each other.
00:43:45Like I keep saying
00:43:46if Sonakshi's phone disappears
00:43:48I will be the most worried.
00:43:50Because she has so many videos and pictures.
00:43:52She can ruin my career.
00:43:56I have a phone.
00:43:57Show us the comments below.
00:44:00Both the boys are sleeping with their mouths open.
00:44:02I hope no one charges their mobile phones.
00:44:06Looking at Sonakshi's phone
00:44:08it seems like she has set an alarm.
00:44:09The rest of them have put a peg.
00:44:13This might be true.
00:44:17Show us more.
00:44:19She is a real work of art.
00:44:20This one.
00:44:21Very nice picture.
00:44:22That painting is mine.
00:44:24Did you make it?
00:44:25Nice.
00:44:26Very nice.
00:44:26Thank you.
00:44:30Let's read the comments below.
00:44:34Ma'am, did you fall on the painting
00:44:35or did the painting fall on you?
00:44:37I can't understand what you are wearing.
00:44:39Please clarify.
00:44:42Look at the level of stinginess.
00:44:43You called an artist to make a painting
00:44:46and you are making her paint clothes for the same money.
00:44:49I am the artist.
00:44:52Show us more.
00:44:55It's over.
00:44:55I think this is very interesting.
00:45:00Friends, the director of the film Double Axel is present here.
00:45:04Mr. Satram Ramani.
00:45:05Mr. Satram Ramani.
00:45:06Mr. Ramani, welcome.
00:45:08Please come.
00:45:13Welcome.
00:45:16Mr. Ramani, welcome to our show.
00:45:18Thank you, sir.
00:45:19You have made an amazing film.
00:45:20Your trailer is very interesting.
00:45:21Yes, sir.
00:45:22The actor with whom you are best friends
00:45:24you will settle with him.
00:45:25We have the same sofa.
00:45:30Mr. Ramani, tell us something.
00:45:31You make films on social issues.
00:45:34Sir, it's not like that.
00:45:35We make films on the scripts that we like.
00:45:36We want to say something.
00:45:38This was Mudassir's idea.
00:45:39Yes.
00:45:39Actually, it's a very good idea.
00:45:41Congratulations to you, sir.
00:45:42Thank you, sir.
00:45:43I have heard that your sense of humour
00:45:46and the jokes that you forward
00:45:47are amazing.
00:45:48Huma was telling me just now.
00:45:49Sir, I have learnt it from you.
00:45:50Actually, Huma doesn't like my jokes.
00:45:54So he asked me where I get these jokes from.
00:45:56I told him that I get them from Mr. Kapil.
00:45:57So you credit your bad jokes to this man.
00:46:01I don't have jokes. We talk.
00:46:03Sir, let's have a show.
00:46:05Sir, let's have a joke. It will be fun.
00:46:07One day, Huma asked me on the set
00:46:08that I am having a headache.
00:46:11So I told him that you have a headache
00:46:12and you have a headache in that too.
00:46:14Oh, my God!
00:46:18Sir, he is giving credit to you.
00:46:20He is giving credit to you.
00:46:22Sir, I want to say something from the bottom of my heart.
00:46:24No matter how close your friend is
00:46:27if someone asks you to tell a joke
00:46:28you won't tell them.
00:46:29No, no. Jokes apart.
00:46:30He is a master in what he does.
00:46:32He has made an amazing film.
00:46:34Sir, many congratulations to you.
00:46:36Thank you, sir.
00:46:37I hope that after watching this film
00:46:39people will get rid of the feeling
00:46:41that they are overweight.
00:46:44Thank you, sir.
00:46:45Thank you, sir.
00:46:53Oh, my God!
00:46:55Thank you, sir.
00:46:56Thank you, sir.
00:46:57Oh, my God!
00:47:05Sir, the entire team of Double Axel is here.
00:47:09I want to tell you something.
00:47:11What?
00:47:13I will sit here.
00:47:19Hi, Ms. Huma.
00:47:21Hello.
00:47:21Do you know, Mr. Sonakshi?
00:47:23If you eat sweets, you lose weight.
00:47:25I don't lose weight. I gain weight.
00:47:26If you buy and eat, you gain weight.
00:47:28If you steal and run, you lose weight.
00:47:33Let me tell you about myself.
00:47:34I am a musician.
00:47:36I am a housekeeper.
00:47:38I don't know anything about music.
00:47:43Please. We are talking.
00:47:44Please. It's a request.
00:47:45Yes.
00:47:46I don't know..
00:47:47I mean, I don't know how to play music.
00:47:49I don't know how to play it.
00:47:50We are talking, sir.
00:47:51Please.
00:47:52Go. I am upset with you.
00:47:56Who is upset with him?
00:47:58I am upset with my face.
00:47:59I don't know why I am upset with you.
00:48:02Please stay upset. I don't want to talk to you.
00:48:06Kapoor, it's not like that.
00:48:07When someone is upset, we convince him.
00:48:09We stop him. Hold my hand.
00:48:10We hold hands and tell him to agree.
00:48:13I agree. I agree.
00:48:15I didn't convince you.
00:48:17You let go of my hand.
00:48:20If you had to let go of my hand, why did you hold it?
00:48:27This is how it is.
00:48:34Ms. Uma, I have a different feeling about you.
00:48:38Yes. I remember.
00:48:40Do you remember?
00:48:42Last time, I sang a lighter raag for you and lit a lamp.
00:48:46Yes, I remember.
00:48:47This time, drink that raag petrol and show him the fire.
00:48:50Good suggestion.
00:48:51Because last time, I tried it. But I won't do it today.
00:48:54Because sometimes, the fire comes out from the wrong place.
00:49:00Ms. Archana, I tried it. But my pyjamas got burnt.
00:49:04The pyjamas got burnt and the bangles got saved.
00:49:07I didn't like that.
00:49:09Ms. Sonakshi, I saw that in the film, boys don't throw grass at you.
00:49:13But in reality, girls don't throw grass at me.
00:49:18In reality.. Let me show you.
00:49:21That's why I carry my grass with me.
00:49:25Because I don't have any other option.
00:49:28You don't have any other option.
00:49:29You should be ashamed. Your hair has turned grey.
00:49:31And you are eating grass.
00:49:33So, should I grow my hair green to eat grass?
00:49:37Should I roam around like a parrot?
00:49:39Ms. Uma, don't pay attention to him. Listen to me.
00:49:41Yes.
00:49:43Yes.
00:49:51Ms. Uma, a while ago, you played the role of a queen.
00:49:59Yes, I did.
00:50:00You played the role of a queen.
00:50:00Yes.
00:50:01Then you shot the next film in London.
00:50:03Yes.
00:50:04If you had shot the film in London, you would have been the queen of London.
00:50:07Yes.
00:50:09Yes.
00:50:11You should tell everyone that this joke is for Mr. Ramani.
00:50:14Keep the camera on him.
00:50:15No one else laughed at this.
00:50:18I remembered London. I was quite..
00:50:22I had been to London.
00:50:25I went to London. On my way there, I..
00:50:30I was about to go, but it got cancelled.
00:50:32Because I didn't get that.. What is it called?
00:50:34You got rejected?
00:50:35No, I got beaten up there.
00:50:36What?
00:50:38They stopped me at the airport. I had checked in.
00:50:41Yes.
00:50:41They told me that I can't take the lighter and the knife.
00:50:46Spicy food is not allowed.
00:50:47Yes.
00:50:47I told them to tell me.
00:50:49I took out a bomb from my pocket.
00:50:50I told them to drink it.
00:50:51It's spicy.
00:50:53Why were you taking the bomb?
00:50:55Sir, I was going abroad.
00:50:57You get everything there.
00:50:58You don't get a bomb made by your mother.
00:51:02You get it again, sir.
00:51:04Does your mother make bombs?
00:51:06No, she used to. Now, she is in jail.
00:51:14Now, he is in jail.
00:51:15Now, he is in jail.
00:51:18Look, Mr. Ramani is very happy with your jokes.
00:51:21Sir, thank you. You are the best.
00:51:27Where were you going?
00:51:30I had a concert in London.
00:51:33The audience loves me a lot.
00:51:38They respect me. I can't even tell you that.
00:51:39You can't tell me. You can show me.
00:51:41At least show me the marks on your back.
00:51:44I got them because my music has such power.
00:51:47People go crazy.
00:51:48Yes.
00:51:49They go crazy.
00:51:50The same thing happened there.
00:51:52The audience went crazy.
00:51:53They came and broke the stage.
00:51:54They twisted my hand like this.
00:51:58But I didn't stop them.
00:52:00Why?
00:52:00Mr. Sona is enjoying it.
00:52:02Why didn't you stop them?
00:52:03No, sir. Because they thought I was someone else.
00:52:07I said, why should I interfere..
00:52:09..when the family of the person I am beating up..
00:52:10..is the one I am beating up?
00:52:14Why should I care?
00:52:16Why should I care?
00:52:17You could have said it when you found out..
00:52:18..that someone else was beating you up.
00:52:21I could have said it.
00:52:21But a man had his knees on my face.
00:52:26Sir, forget all this nonsense.
00:52:27His movie is coming up. Talk about that.
00:52:29Talk about that.
00:52:30Yes.
00:52:31So, Mr. Sonakshi, as you said..
00:52:32..you don't have to marry a rat.
00:52:34You can marry a rooster.
00:52:37I mean, if you ever find a rooster..
00:52:41..that is a good rooster..
00:52:46And I have professional experience..
00:52:49..on how to make a rooster.
00:52:50How?
00:52:51Because my teacher, who used to teach me music..
00:52:53..used to tell me to get fresh eggs in the morning.
00:52:56He used to say that the rooster's eggs should be so fresh..
00:52:58..that they fall on your hands, not on the ground.
00:53:00Yes.
00:53:01So, I used to get eggs for him in the morning.
00:53:03And one day, I went to Darbha.
00:53:06So, I wore a rooster costume.
00:53:08And I sat in the middle of the roosters..
00:53:09..with my hands like this.
00:53:12When I sat down, I kept my hands like this..
00:53:14..thinking that the eggs are going to come.
00:53:15But I forgot that I was also a rooster.
00:53:18People were waiting for me to lay eggs.
00:53:25I..
00:53:26I even tried to lay eggs.
00:53:29But..
00:53:30..that day, I realised that I can make sounds..
00:53:33..but I can't lay eggs.
00:53:35And I realised one more thing..
00:53:36..that the nails of the rooster's wings..
00:53:38..are very sharp.
00:53:40Because when he realised that I am not a rooster..
00:53:41..he came and hit me like this.
00:53:46So, I got this idea.
00:53:47Sir.
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49I want to tell you something.
00:53:51Yes.
00:53:51Get lost from here.
00:53:54Are you done?
00:53:55No, I am yet to lay eggs.
00:54:01We have come here to celebrate.
00:54:03Of course.
00:54:06Amazing.
00:54:10We were talking about weight.
00:54:12This film is also about that.
00:54:13We should have big dreams.
00:54:15We shouldn't look at the size of people.
00:54:16What do you think?
00:54:17What are the advantages and disadvantages..
00:54:19..of having more or less weight?
00:54:20Whatever you want to say..
00:54:22..I will tell you one by one.
00:54:23Ladies first.
00:54:24Hello, Kapil.
00:54:25Hello, ma'am.
00:54:26Hello, Ms. Archana.
00:54:26Hi.
00:54:27Sir, my name is Shilpa.
00:54:29Hello, Ms. Shilpa.
00:54:30And I am from Haryana, basically.
00:54:31Okay. Welcome.
00:54:32Haryana is a country of countries.
00:54:33Haryana is a country of milk and curd.
00:54:35Yes.
00:54:35It starts and ends with sweetness.
00:54:38Amazing.
00:54:38You asked me about the advantages and disadvantages..
00:54:41..of having more or less weight.
00:54:42I think there are some advantages too.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:44There is a season of sales.
00:54:45Ladies and sales.
00:54:47You will ask everyone and everyone will say..
00:54:48..that they like discounts the most.
00:54:49Even gents like it.
00:54:50But they don't agree.
00:54:53So, sir, whenever there is a sale..
00:54:54..I am the least tensed and he is the most tensed.
00:54:56Because large and medium sizes are sold out immediately.
00:54:59Okay.
00:54:59But double XL sizes are left.
00:55:03So, it is very good for me.
00:55:05I am benefitted.
00:55:06This is a technical thing.
00:55:08Your positive outlook to life. I love it.
00:55:10Thank you. Thank you, Ms. Sonakshi.
00:55:11Thank you, sir.
00:55:12Thank you, Ms. Shilpa for coming on the show.
00:55:13Thank you.
00:55:13Thank you. Thank you, sir.
00:55:14Any other friend of ours?
00:55:16Yes, sir.
00:55:17Hi, Kapil sir.
00:55:18Hello, sir. Hello.
00:55:19Hello, everyone.
00:55:20Hi.
00:55:20Hello.
00:55:21Kapil sir, I have a problem with gaining weight.
00:55:24What?
00:55:24First of all, I have to bend down to tie a lace.
00:55:27And when I bend down..
00:55:29Yes.
00:55:29..I can't tie a lace.
00:55:30Even today, I am wearing shoes without a lace.
00:55:34Slip-ons.
00:55:35And the second thing is..
00:55:36..if we go to a function or a party..
00:55:38..they look at us first when we eat.
00:55:40They look at others later.
00:55:41They say, don't take too much.
00:55:45There is one advantage. It is enough for me.
00:55:46If we go somewhere..
00:55:47..like we went somewhere with friends in a car..
00:55:51..they make us sit in the front.
00:55:52Otherwise, we will fit in.
00:55:53Yes.
00:55:53Look, sir.
00:55:54There are four of us here.
00:55:56If I wasn't here..
00:55:58..two more people would have come.
00:55:59So sweet, sir. You are very cute.
00:56:01Thank you.
00:56:01But is your weight this much from the start..
00:56:03..or has it increased later?
00:56:04No, sir. To be frank, I am a cricketer.
00:56:05Okay.
00:56:06I used to play a lot of cricket for the airlines.
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:08I am a good player.
00:56:09I am an all-rounder.
00:56:10But the thing is, sir..
00:56:11..there is a genetic.
00:56:13Yes. Genetics.
00:56:14They can't do anything to it.
00:56:16No, sir. It's not like that.
00:56:17If you feel that you want to lose weight..
00:56:19..you can do it.
00:56:20Sir, I try my best to do it.
00:56:22I do yoga every morning.
00:56:24I also go to the treadmill.
00:56:25It's not like that.
00:56:26Keep it up, sir.
00:56:27Thank you so much, sir.
00:56:28Thank you so much for coming on the show, sir.
00:56:29Thank you, sir.
00:56:30Everyone, happy new year.
00:56:31Happy new year.
00:56:32Happy new year, sir.
00:56:33Any other friend?
00:56:34Oh, he is in our team.
00:56:35Ajay Vohra.
00:56:36Ajay wants to say something.
00:56:38Hello, sir.
00:56:38Hello.
00:56:39Why are you saying hello?
00:56:39Did you come with me?
00:56:43Yes.
00:56:43Sir, basically, it's about the weight.
00:56:46Yes.
00:56:46But there is a profit and a loss for everything.
00:56:47So the profit is that wherever I go..
00:56:49..people think, what is he doing?
00:56:51There is something.
00:56:53There is a dawn.
00:56:53Yes, there is something.
00:56:54We get an aura.
00:56:56So that's the profit.
00:56:57The loss is that..
00:56:58..no matter how good the clothes I wear..
00:57:00..no matter how good the hairstyle I do..
00:57:01..it's just cute.
00:57:03Yes.
00:57:03Hot.
00:57:03So cute is a very good thing.
00:57:05Yes, it's cute.
00:57:05But we have an expectation..
00:57:07..that we look hot or handsome.
00:57:09We get cute parents.
00:57:12So this is my point.
00:57:13What can we do?
00:57:14We are here.
00:57:15Okay.
00:57:16Like he said..
00:57:17..many times, things are genetic.
00:57:20He tells me..
00:57:21I tell him, I am working out right now.
00:57:22I tell him, you are also working out.
00:57:23He says, sir, I am also working out.
00:57:24Nothing, sir. Everything is closed.
00:57:26He hasn't come the next day.
00:57:27I ask him, where were you?
00:57:27He says, I fell sick.
00:57:28I ask him, what?
00:57:28He says, I had ice cream.
00:57:30I ask him, how much?
00:57:30He says, 750 grams.
00:57:33Sir, 250 grams is the taste.
00:57:34What is it?
00:57:35He eats 250 grams and says..
00:57:37..400 grams of milkshake.
00:57:38So he drank 750 grams.
00:57:39He is just 23 years old.
00:57:41So don't make excuses.
00:57:42You work out.
00:57:43Sit quietly.
00:57:46Does anyone else want to share their thoughts?
00:57:49Hello, Kabir sir.
00:57:50Hello, sir.
00:57:50Hello, Alchana ma'am.
00:57:51Hello.
00:57:51Hello, everyone.
00:57:52Hi.
00:57:53Myself, Meeth and I have come from Rajkot, Gujarat.
00:57:55My question is to Ms. Huma.
00:57:57Ma'am, generally what happens with us is..
00:58:00..like in two to three months..
00:58:01..our weight gets put on.
00:58:03So what we do is..
00:58:04..we open the stitches of the pant.
00:58:06So there is a mark of a week on it.
00:58:11So my actual question was..
00:58:14..we do it.
00:58:16So do you also do all this?
00:58:18Or do you go to a mall..
00:58:20..buy a plus size pant and bring it?
00:58:22That was a very funny question, sir.
00:58:24I will tell you.
00:58:25Best.
00:58:26Sir, everyone alters their clothes.
00:58:28No matter how thin it is..
00:58:29..no matter how much weight they put on..
00:58:30..no matter how much they reduce.
00:58:31So everyone has this problem.
00:58:33Everyone has this problem.
00:58:36Thank you.
00:58:37Thank you, Mr. Puneer.
00:58:39Does anyone else want to share their thoughts?
00:58:42Hello, everyone.
00:58:43My name is Zahabiya Masalawala.
00:58:45Zahabiya.
00:58:46Zahabiya is a very unique name.
00:58:47What does it mean?
00:58:48It means gold.
00:58:50Gold.
00:58:51Gold.
00:58:52Gold.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:53As you were saying..
00:58:55..weight gain and weight loss is a problem.
00:58:58But I have another problem.
00:58:59My problem is my height.
00:59:01When I don't have space in the car..
00:59:03..I have to sit on someone's lap.
00:59:06And my height doesn't fit when I sit on someone's lap.
00:59:08How tall are you, Zahabiya?
00:59:10Six feet.
00:59:11You are very lucky.
00:59:12What a lovely height for a girl.
00:59:14Models die for this height.
00:59:17I think she will be standing on the ramp.
00:59:18Yes.
00:59:19Because she is so beautiful.
00:59:20You don't have any option.
00:59:21You can get a guy off a moving flight and get married.
00:59:25You can pluck mangoes from someone's house.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Count the benefits.
00:59:30You are beautiful for your height.
00:59:35Thank you, Zahabiya. Thank you.
00:59:39Mr. Das, did you want to say something?
00:59:41Hello, everyone.
00:59:42Sonakshi, tell us. How old is Mr. Das?
00:59:44Sir, that's the problem.
00:59:45That's what I wanted to tell you.
00:59:46What?
00:59:47What?
00:59:48I don't have any problem of being fat or thin.
00:59:52Then?
00:59:52When I come in a bus..
00:59:54..they don't let me sit on the seat of a senior citizen.
00:59:57Why?
00:59:57I don't know. You cut your hair first.
00:59:58You don't look like a senior citizen.
01:00:00So you are sad about this?
01:00:02Yes, so..
01:00:03To get a seat.
01:00:04There is a lot to be happy about.
01:00:06I don't get a seat even if young boys sit on it.
01:00:08Then stop dyeing your hair black.
01:00:10You look like a senior citizen.
01:00:14Wow!
01:00:17Wow!
01:00:21Mr. Akshan, you are right.
01:00:26You don't even have any manners as a senior citizen.
01:00:28When you dance.. Where is Mr. Das?
01:00:31Mr. Das, you have to dance with Huma today.
01:00:33Come here.
01:00:33Sonakshi, genuinely..
01:00:35Mr. Das, come here.
01:00:37Your waist is not shaking. Come here.
01:00:40No one will call you Mr. Das from today.
01:00:42Everyone will call you Mr. Dance.
01:00:47Mr. Das.
01:00:49Yes, sir.
01:00:51Hi, everyone.
01:00:52Hello.
01:00:53I am Nihar Bhaira.
01:00:54I have come from Odisha, Cuttack.
01:00:55Okay.
01:00:56I want to tell you something about Kapil Soh program.
01:01:00My uncle was in the hospital.
01:01:03He had to take medicine after dinner.
01:01:06I told him to take the medicine.
01:01:07It was time to go to sleep.
01:01:10He said that he wants to watch Kapil Soh program first.
01:01:13Oh!
01:01:13So I told him to take the medicine first.
01:01:16I don't want to waste time.
01:01:19I want to watch it immediately.
01:01:20So I watched it immediately.
01:01:21After watching it, I took the medicine.
01:01:24In between, I saw the smile on his face.
01:01:27I saw his feelings.
01:01:29I saw how much he got mixed in the show.
01:01:32Then I got a feeling.
01:01:33I got a little emotional.
01:01:35That there is a program
01:01:37which is not a comedy.
01:01:40It is a miracle.
01:01:41People say that there is comedy here.
01:01:44I say that it is a miracle.
01:01:46Because my uncle got emotional after watching it.
01:01:49He is not feeling the pain.
01:01:53He is laughing at the comedy.
01:01:54Wow!
01:01:55This is the real thing.
01:01:56It is our good fortune
01:01:57that your uncle is getting better through our program.
01:02:02It is God's grace.
01:02:03Thank you for your love.
01:02:05Sir, I have made something unique for you.
01:02:08Okay.
01:02:08Our Jagannath temple is one of the four dhamas.
01:02:11Wow!
01:02:12I have made a wooden temple in the shape of it.
01:02:15I am going to give it to you.
01:02:17Thank you, sir. Thank you.
01:02:20I will see.
01:02:24Wow!
01:02:25How are you, sir?
01:02:26Thank you, sir. It is very beautiful.
01:02:30Wow!
01:02:30It is very beautiful, sir.
01:02:31It is very beautiful.
01:02:33You have done such a fine work.
01:02:35Wow!
01:02:36Thank you, sir. Thank you.
01:02:38It is the most beautiful gift you have given me today.
01:02:40Thank you, sir.
01:02:41Thank you, sir.
01:02:41Thank you. Come.
01:02:42Thank you, sir. Love you too, sir.
01:02:46Thank you.
01:02:48Huma, Zaheer, Mr. Ramani, Sonakshi, Maha.
01:02:51Thank you so much for coming.
01:02:52Thank you for having us.
01:02:53And we had a lot of fun with you all.
01:02:54Thank you so much for having us.
01:02:56And many congratulations for Double Axel.
01:02:58Thank you.