Part 4 of 8 of the ITV drama. Joe and Trevor try to put their squabbles aside when their grandfather ends up in hospital. But just when things seem to be going well, there is a call from the hospital...
(This is the episode that was previously blocked by Dailymotion. This was due to a music track ("Teardrop") at 12 mins in at a nightclub scene involving Robson Green's character that I've had to mute so this could be uploaded. In case you are wondering what his date is telling him (in the scene which lasts 36 seconds) she is saying how she is comfortable dating much older men, unlike her friend, before asking him what he said his name was again. "Moses," replies Robson. Apologies for the muted scene, but I suppose this is better than nothing if it means this episode stays up. Enjoy).
(This is the episode that was previously blocked by Dailymotion. This was due to a music track ("Teardrop") at 12 mins in at a nightclub scene involving Robson Green's character that I've had to mute so this could be uploaded. In case you are wondering what his date is telling him (in the scene which lasts 36 seconds) she is saying how she is comfortable dating much older men, unlike her friend, before asking him what he said his name was again. "Moses," replies Robson. Apologies for the muted scene, but I suppose this is better than nothing if it means this episode stays up. Enjoy).
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00:00You
00:30Listen to that what silence no builders no neighbors
01:00You
01:18It's alright
01:23Sundan public up snow white's is worth. Thank God at least do me still alive
01:30I
01:33Know that
01:34What are you doing here? I thought you were in London
01:39Hello, granddad. We heard you won two grand. Oh
01:42I haven't been to grand since Kevin Keegan left, Newcastle the first time
01:52Dad said he'd had a stroke we thought
01:55It
01:57Seems dead lively
01:59Not really Trevor. He's who left say it's paralyzed leg as well as arm
02:04It's serious then what hasn't something having a big crack has it?
02:08But yeah, it is
02:11I'm sorry love
02:14So how you feeling well apart from frisky
02:20Like a kite without any wind
02:23I
02:24Don't worry. I'll soon get me puff back
02:30And we do out for you now you can get us another bit of that chocolate
02:34I've got this terrible craving for sweets at the moment
02:45It's got cuts me granddad not really the point though isn't I've spoken to Christine
02:52You pull through you watch
02:58Don't lift off
03:00No, I've got some shopping to do in town. No one like some things
03:07presents for Karen oh
03:09That's nice. What do you mean? I?
03:12Said that's nice. No meant. That's nice. No you didn't I
03:16Meant that's nice. What's nice. That's nice what?
03:21Nothing Trevor
03:25See you later I
03:29Can't wait
03:41Daniel
03:51Hey
04:03Not so good still shouting the odds, but it looks terrible
04:09I'm sorry
04:12I'm glad you back. Yeah
04:16How's Joe
04:38Oh
04:40Oh
04:42Hold up. Hold up. Hold up, you buggers.
04:57Hey, down. Sit. Sit down. Get it. Steady.
05:04Ah, hello, son. Where you going?
05:09Lapland. I tell you, man, since I took this up, me arms are a foot longer than they used to be.
05:15Aye, it's a growth industry, this, I read.
05:18Leonard Purvis, canine fitness consultant. You just got back?
05:22Yeah, in the hospital.
05:25How was he?
05:26Aye, sitting in bed, cracking gags.
05:29Ah, the old bugger. Don't know what he's made of, man.
05:35So, how's your brother?
05:36Him? He's all right, I suppose. Fancy a pint?
05:40No, no, I can't. I've got to sort some things out on the phone for me dad.
05:44Besides, I've got a date with an Irish setter.
05:47You enjoy this, don't you?
05:48Aye, it keeps me fit. Keeps me in bed, wouldn't you?
05:51Besides, since the hospital's been looking after me dad, I've almost doubled me clean-and-tell.
05:58Aye, your Mary was up seeing him last night.
06:02Mary? Your ex-wife? She's called Mary. I'm your dad, by the way.
06:07My name's Lenny, and you've got a brother, he's Traff. He's a burg and all.
06:11Get him up, you buggers!
06:13Oh, help!
06:15Let me at that, buggers! I'm not Ben, bloody her!
06:26Refreshments coming right up.
06:28However, Wardarm has bagsied the toffee up.
06:33I just feel a bit guilty coming away for the day when Alf's ill.
06:37Hey, he was fine this morning. I'm going to see him tonight.
06:40Let's just enjoy the day, shall we? We've deserved it, haven't we?
06:44Yeah, OK.
06:58Fancy a fish and a penneth?
07:00No, thanks.
07:01Oh, the crack in here. Do you not remember? Last time we came.
07:04No, I'm fine. It's all right.
07:06Oh, don't be spoilt sports.
07:08Trevor, I don't want any fish and chips, OK?
07:11All right. I don't eat the fly off the handle.
07:13Well, just let it go.
07:16I'm sorry. You have some if you want.
07:19I'm not that hungry. It's just been such a good day, you know. I didn't want it to end.
07:25OK.
07:29OK.
07:30Yeah, I'll get my phone for you now.
07:33All right, then. Bye.
07:36Lenny Duxman, you've been great.
07:47Hello, son.
07:49Hi.
07:50Er, your Grandpa Sparco. Fast asleep.
07:54Uncle Alan and Aunt Maureen's with him.
07:58They were chatting about Christine's trip.
08:00On your holidays, are you?
08:02Yes.
08:04Well, things to do.
08:06See you later.
08:09Still out for the count?
08:11All right, Trevor?
08:13Fine, thanks.
08:14Aunt Maureen.
08:16Hello.
08:23Hello.
08:25Hello.
08:26Oh, hello, Roger. Nice to hear from you.
08:30No, no, we had the analysts up on Wednesday.
08:32Hey, you're not supposed to use that bloody thing in here.
08:35Hang on a minute. Just going somewhere private.
08:40Never changes, does it?
08:42People don't, do they?
08:44It's important to him.
08:47Could be about the flotation.
08:49Oh, the flotation.
08:51Of course.
08:52Better get going, love.
08:53Got to call the stockbrokers.
08:55There's a piece in tomorrow's FT predicting a 30% premium over the offer price.
09:00Hey, that's great news, Alan.
09:02Did you open that account like I told you?
09:04Why not?
09:06Protecting you, man.
09:07Smacked of insider dealing.
09:09Imagine the headlines.
09:11Building society chief and privatisation scam.
09:15Anyway, I didn't have the 250 quid.
09:18Suit yourself.
09:23How's the new business going, Trevor?
09:25Oh, you know, not bad.
09:28Yeah, OK.
09:30Oh, hey, John.
09:36Hello, are you worried?
09:39Everything all right?
09:40Thanks, Pat.
09:41In you go.
09:48Excellent.
09:53Thank you.
10:01How are you, then?
10:03Let's have it.
10:05Yeah?
10:07The last time you two were like this,
10:10he had smashed your balsa wood spitfire.
10:14Now, what the hell is going on?
10:18For God's sake, will you stop acting like a couple of bears?
10:23Go on, tell him.
10:24Just leave it, will you?
10:26Bears?
10:27We're an old married couple.
10:29Live together in that van too long, is that it?
10:33Working together.
10:35If it isn't working out.
10:39At last we agree on something.
10:42Yeah, well, I'm not going back to London.
10:44At least not with you.
10:46Well, they wouldn't have you on your own.
10:48You're crap.
10:50Have you finished the pair of you?
10:52Perverse and perverse.
10:54The lousiest idea of my life.
11:00I'm off.
11:06We'll start somewhere quiet.
11:08We'll have a couple in the crown and get warmed up.
11:11It's an old bloke's pub, man.
11:13We'll look for some women in that piano bar.
11:15Nah, too many pauses.
11:17What about that new place?
11:19Hotel.
11:21The Zambezi.
11:22That's full of divorcees from Gosforth.
11:25Fake fair courts and old knickers, man.
11:28Sounds perfect.
11:33See, son, if you want the customer to buy,
11:36you've got to put up a nice window display.
11:38Get the right look, the right image.
11:40Yes, Uncle Joseph.
11:42This is cheap tax, Simon.
11:44Doesn't work.
11:45Huh?
11:47Oh, yes.
11:49What?
11:50Just relax. Don't make it obvious.
11:57Old...
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13:06Look, Julie.
13:08Answer that for us, will you?
13:10I'm here as an assistant to Mr. Joseph. How may I help you?
13:17Who is it?
13:20Hello?
13:24Dad?
13:41What happened?
13:43He had another stroke.
13:45A big one.
13:48Too bloody big.
13:52Your grandpa died just before ten.
14:10Look what Christine found.
14:20Are you alright, my love?
14:24I fell on my head afterwards.
14:27I was okay up until then.
14:31These medals.
14:33F.E.A. Challenge Cup Final, 1952.
14:36Arsenal versus Newcastle United.
14:39Newcastle won, one note.
14:41Alfred Purvis played left back.
14:44It's like a good luck thing.
14:46If you don't mind, I'd better get back on the board.
14:50Aye, thanks, Christine.
14:58Let's have a look.
15:02Must be valuable, this.
15:04I daresay.
15:06The society's got a good relationship with United, you know.
15:10They give their I.T. throughout this and the club museum.
15:12Aye, well, it belongs to someone else.
15:14What do you mean?
15:16He left it at our Trevor and his will.
15:19Why did he never tell me I was supposed to be his executor, for God's sake?
15:23Alright then, he left his savings, a grand total of 4,327 pounds, I believe, to me.
15:30But seeing as I've looked after him for the past three years, and you've hardly ever crossed over his bloody front door,
15:35it's hardly a bloody surprise, is it?
15:37God, please, Uncle Alan.
15:39That's not fair.
15:41Aye? Aye?
15:43And when was the last time you invited him over for Christmas?
15:46Well, at least we could afford to put something on the table in front of him when he did come.
15:50For God's sake, shut up, the pair of you.
15:53And show some bloody respect.
16:06Mary!
16:11Mary!
16:19George, do you know what time it is?
16:21Mary, let us in.
16:24Please.
16:26Thanks.
16:31Ooh, didn't know you drank this.
16:39How's Josie?
16:41Oh, she'll be upset.
16:43She was very fond of Alf.
16:45Alf was?
16:47Alf was.
16:49Alf was.
16:51Alf was.
16:53Alf was.
16:55Well, so was I.
16:58I'm taking her up to the farm tomorrow. She's staying a few days.
17:05How's Lenny?
17:07Aye.
17:09He's OK.
17:14He wouldn't have suffered, you know.
17:16Just like falling asleep.
17:20Yeah.
17:22It just hasn't sunk in, you know.
17:26Yeah.
17:31Grandad's dead.
17:42Is everything all right, Mary?
17:44Fine, thanks, sweetheart.
17:46I'll be back to bed in a minute.
17:48Right.
17:49Good night.
17:58Who was that?
18:00That was Jonathan.
18:05He was wearing my old dressing gown.
18:09It's one of the items he didn't take with you when you left.
18:12I presumed you didn't want it.
18:14What's he doing here?
18:16Well, he's not fixing the central heating.
18:17Is he living here with Josie?
18:19Joe.
18:21I do not like it, Mary.
18:23One of the other items you left behind was our daughter.
18:25You've no right.
18:27He shouldn't be here.
18:29That's enough.
18:31I'm sorry about Alf.
18:33And I know how you must feel.
18:35But I think you'd better go.
18:47Right.
19:11Ah, hello, son.
19:13Thanks for coming.
19:15Joe said he might pop round later.
19:17Right.
19:19Your brother seems to be taking it pretty hard.
19:21Is he?
19:23You've not noticed?
19:25Yeah, I suppose.
19:27You don't seem too bothered.
19:29No.
19:31Trevor, man, what is going on?
19:33Nothing.
19:35No, not his suit.
19:37The one hanging to them for the time being.
19:41Well?
19:43Oh, how are you, son?
19:44We weren't seeing eye to eye.
19:46About the business.
19:48It isn't working.
19:50Ah, you cocked up and Joe went off on one.
19:53Man, you know it never lasts.
19:55Well, it depends how you look at it, doesn't it?
19:58Well, just spit it out.
20:00He was looking for more work.
20:02Bigger work, in London, not up here.
20:04He was setting up for himself and I found out about it.
20:08Of course, he didn't exactly lie to me.
20:11Didn't exactly tell me the truth either.
20:15Did you have a go at him?
20:17I believed him.
20:19I always believed him, always have.
20:21He's my big brother.
20:23Joe says something and Trevor goes along with it.
20:26I thought we were down there to make some money
20:29and then come back here and set up.
20:31But he had different plans.
20:33And of course, when you try and tackle Joe about something,
20:36he just turns the tables on you and you end up in the wrong.
20:39Clever, isn't he?
20:40Oh, well, I'm glad we keep you entertained.
20:43Sometimes.
20:45Mostly, I wish you'd just land on one.
20:47I mean, it's beyond me, you haven't hit him before now,
20:49but you don't need me on your back as well, I suppose.
20:52No.
20:54Well, it wouldn't have helped, would it, son?
20:57No.
20:59Thanks.
21:01I'm sorry.
21:03I'm just soft.
21:07Aye, aye, aye.
21:08Aye, aye, aye.
21:10You're your mother's son, aren't you?
21:13And Joe walks all over you.
21:16Sometimes your Karen does too.
21:20I've seen it.
21:22Yeah, well, I'm fed up with it.
21:25I'm sick of trying to please people
21:27and getting nothing back in return.
21:30Is that a promise?
21:34Good lad.
21:39Good lad.
21:52Joe, it's not a good time.
21:54I wanted to say sorry for last night.
21:57I was out of order.
21:59Oh, right.
22:01Well, you were.
22:03Hello, sweetheart.
22:05Hello, Dad.
22:06He's big, isn't he?
22:08He's been ill.
22:10He had to have an operation.
22:12Uh-huh.
22:14Is Grandma Charlton there?
22:16How do you like living in your dad's van?
22:18Joe, can I sit up front?
22:20I'd be gooded if you didn't.
22:23I'll go and get my things together, OK?
22:29So,
22:33where's Jonathan today?
22:34Mom said you'd ask us about him next time I saw you.
22:37Did she?
22:40What do you think of him, then?
22:42I think it's nice for us to have a boyfriend.
22:44Aye.
22:46Have you got one?
22:48Don't be daft. I'm only seven.
22:51Have you got a girlfriend?
22:54Not at the minute, no.
22:56That's what Mom said.
22:58What?
23:00She said you've got lots of girls but no girlfriend.
23:05Right.
23:14Trevor?
23:25What's happened?
23:27We've been pretending, haven't we?
23:30Not just yesterday, for ages.
23:32Trevor, maybe this isn't the right time.
23:36I can handle it.
23:38I know you don't think I can, but we need to get this sorted.
23:42OK.
23:45Right.
23:49You're not happy, are you?
23:51With us, I mean.
23:54No.
23:57Go on.
23:58No, I'm not.
24:01In fact, I'm miserable.
24:05Right.
24:07Is there someone else?
24:09No.
24:11There was that time you said you went shopping and you didn't.
24:15All the time in Durham when I couldn't get a hold of you.
24:18I know you think I'm daft, but I didn't notice.
24:21I've been worrying about what you've been up to and I want to talk about it.
24:24Tell me.
24:26Don't be afraid. I want to know.
24:28Trevor, I'm not having an affair.
24:35I was with a friend, a man, yes.
24:39Someone I talk to, someone who listens.
24:42He's...
24:44What?
24:46We're friends.
24:49We're friends.
24:50What?
24:52We're friends.
24:54Friends?
24:57What do you mean, friends? Who is he?
25:00You don't know him.
25:01What's his name?
25:02I said, you don't know him.
25:04I want to know his name.
25:07He's called Andy.
25:09Andy what?
25:11Andy Wolfe.
25:13Andy Wolfe?
25:15Yeah.
25:17Andy Wolfe.
25:19Right.
25:23The thing is...
25:25I'm bored.
25:26I reckon we're both bored.
25:29You what?
25:30Well, aren't you?
25:32Look, how long have we been together? I mean, it's getting on...
25:36Since we were 14.
25:3814!
25:39We've done everything together.
25:41I'm boring. Is that what you're saying?
25:43It's almost 20 years.
25:46And you want to throw it all away, cos you're bored.
25:50You've been moaning to Andy Wolfe that you're bored.
25:54I am busting a gut down in London, trying to get some money for us.
26:00Pretending to be a bloody builder, and bricking it, cos I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
26:05But I have to keep going, cos I want to look after you and Daniel.
26:09I'm sleeping every night in a bloody camper van parked in the street, when I want to be here with me family.
26:16And what are you doing?
26:18You're crying to Andy bloody Wolfe, cos your husband's boring you.
26:23Bitch! You selfish, bloody bitch!
26:26Trevor, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
26:28Don't you dare patronise me!
26:40All I've done is tried.
26:43And tried hard.
26:47And I'm not a bad man.
26:49Trevor.
26:50I'll tell you something else.
26:54I'm better than this.
27:09We used to come here, didn't we?
27:12Sometimes, in a past life.
27:14If I remember right, you used to wear a red bikini.
27:18Red bikini were white, though.
27:20It's funny how you remember things like that.
27:23You never got it wet, did you?
27:25You'd never go in the water, would you?
27:27It's too cold now, something might have dropped off.
27:31But if I remember right, I usually didn't have it on long enough to go swimming.
27:40Whoever invented dunes is a good man.
27:46How's Trevor?
27:49Yeah, he's OK. He's good.
27:51I meant to pop round and thank him before you went to London.
27:54That game he bought Josie was a real hit, did she tell you?
27:57No, actually, Trevor's depressed.
28:00Having a spot of bother with Karen.
28:02Working away from home and that, you know.
28:05What a shame.
28:06Well, you know Trevor.
28:08Big business isn't really his style.
28:10He's been trying to expand and he got a bit out of his depth.
28:16So I set him straight.
28:18Don't expect that was any surprise to him now, was it?
28:21It's so easy to go on with Trevor, you know.
28:23Eaton would be such...
28:25Well, you know.
28:29But I think I went a bit far.
28:32Really?
28:34Do you know?
28:38It's just Alf and everything, you know.
28:42I have to put on a brave face for Trevor and me dad.
28:45Good old Joe.
28:48I didn't realise.
28:51It's obviously been really tough.
28:55Yeah, it was.
28:59Do the Samaritans know about you?
29:04Are you taking a piss?
29:07You'd be criminal not to.
29:09Go on, listen to you.
29:13I'm not a right cat.
29:16So have you apologised to Trevor?
29:18Not yet.
29:20No, you haven't changed that much.
29:22No, I should, shouldn't I? Say sorry?
29:24Yes. I will.
29:26Good.
29:33Dad!
30:04There.
30:06Thank you.
30:08I don't mind saying I approve.
30:11Not many people do it now, you know.
30:13Bringing the loved one home for the last time.
30:16We thought it was right.
30:18Now, do you want the lid on or off?
30:24Leave the screws loose.
30:26Just in case.
30:28He looks grand.
30:30I can tell you.
30:31My Steve's a magician with the fluids.
30:34Aye, I guess you.
30:37Well, I'll leave you to it.
30:40Ta-ra now.
30:51Well, let's observe one of the old traditions, shall we?
30:58It's a granddad.
30:59It's a granddad.
31:01Great character.
31:03Canny block.
31:16I used to butlers, you know.
31:18When I was a kid.
31:21And me mum.
31:23Rage.
31:24Rage.
31:29Burned herself out by the time War Allen came along.
31:32He mellowed.
31:34By and by turned into a canny old bloke.
31:37Kisses for the bends, jokes for his mates.
31:39The angry gun.
31:41God knows where.
31:45Probably threw his belt into my arse, I suppose.
31:51Anyway.
31:52Here's to you, you old bastard.
31:56Don't call him that.
31:59Oh, why not? He's my father.
32:02Aye, he's my granddad.
32:04Oh, aye.
32:06Granddads are always sweet old blokes, eh?
32:11Well, it wasn't that to me, Joe.
32:13You still don't talk about family like that.
32:17Oh, so you're the big family man now all of a sudden, are you, Joe?
32:20And what's your Mary's opinion on that?
32:22And your little girl that you hardly see once in the blue moon?
32:27Family's not a bloody fairy tale, Joe.
32:30You can't dump your wife and Ben, you know,
32:32and spend your time shagging yourself stupid around your castle
32:34and expect me to listen to you sermonising about family.
32:37You're not bloody qualified, son.
32:39Come on.
32:46Oh, how weird.
32:47Let's order another drink.
32:48Let's order another drink.
32:52Oh, who the hell's that?
32:54The Grim Reaper.
32:55I'll go.
33:04Karen?
33:05Hi, Trev.
33:10What are you doing here?
33:12I brought you your suit for tomorrow.
33:14Ah, thanks.
33:16I pressed it.
33:18Ta.
33:21How's Dan?
33:22He's fine.
33:26Listen, I never got a chance to say this.
33:30I'm sorry, Trev.
33:33I'm sorry too.
33:35Yeah?
33:37What you said.
33:38I mean, I was expecting it, like, but it's still a shock, you know?
33:45What are you going to do?
33:46I've no idea.
33:49Find a place of my own, I suppose.
33:51I'll play fair by you, don't worry.
33:53No.
33:54And I want to see Daniel as often as I can.
33:56Of course.
34:02Do you want to come in?
34:04Better be getting back.
34:09Well, I'll see you good night, then.
34:12Okay.
34:15Give Sir a hug, will you?
34:18Yeah.
34:22Okay.
34:38Dad.
34:39It's Maltman. He'll not mind.
34:42Well, I do.
34:49In India, in places, they give offerings to their dead relatives.
34:53Oh, eh?
34:54Yeah, you know, Buddhists.
34:56I think it's Buddhists.
34:58They do food and drink and that, you know, to help them on their journey.
35:03What do you think Alfred like?
35:06Eight bottles of nukie and a pork pie.
35:08Oh, God, no.
35:09Don't send him off with a brunel.
35:11Not in a box, anyway.
35:13Used to make him fart.
35:15The old bugger would suffocate, man.
35:18I'm telling you, he could rattle the windows in the next street.
35:21The folk would be walking up the main road going,
35:23Whoa, up, I've seen.
35:25Alf's been on the brunel again.
35:28Well, this is good.
35:30This is bloody great.
35:33Well, you'll be very pleased, won't you?
35:34Any more touching memories?
35:36Aye, lots of them.
35:37Keep them to yourself, will you?
35:39I'm hungry.
35:41What are you doing here?
35:45What exactly do you think you're doing here?
35:47Well, I can't help it.
35:48I've hadn't out all day.
35:49Do you want me to whip you something up?
35:51Bloody hell, I'm sitting around my grandad's coffin with Laurel and bloody Hardy.
35:55Do you do impressions?
35:56I can do the dripping tap.
35:59Trevor.
36:00What do you think?
36:01What do you think?
36:02What do you think?
36:03What do you think?
36:04What do you think?
36:05What do you think?
36:07Trevor.
36:08What do you fancy?
36:09I've got a freezer full of eggs.
36:11Fried egg sandwich.
36:17I think I'm in shock.
36:18Ah, well, you've had quite a week, haven't you?
36:20My grandad's died and I've left me wife.
36:26Have you got any bacon?
36:28Aye.
36:29That's terrible, isn't it?
36:32Is it terrible, Dad?
36:34My grandad's died and I've left me wife and I'm starving hungry.
36:40The problem is, you see, son, you didn't always feel the way you're supposed to.
36:46I don't.
36:48No point in feeling guilty about it.
36:50I looked after your grandad for three years.
36:52I did everything for him.
36:54I'm not glad he's gone.
36:55I can't say that.
36:57But I feel lighter, you know.
37:00That smells good.
37:01Aye, I know.
37:03Hey, Gal, have some.
37:26Is that bacon?
37:28Is that bacon?
37:30Aye.
37:35Can I have some?
37:39Aye.
37:40It's shock.
37:41Makes you hungry.
37:49This is Psalm number 23.
37:53It was sung at me grandparent's wedding.
37:56And grandad asked if one of his family could read it.
38:02The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
38:07He makes me lie down in green pastures.
38:10He leads me beside quiet waters.
38:12He restores my soul.
38:18Guides me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
38:21Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
38:29I will fear no evil.
38:36For you are with me.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:46Sorry how?
38:52It's alright, I'll finish.
39:03For you are with me.
39:05Your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
39:09You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies.
39:14You anoint my head with oil.
39:17My cup overflows.
39:18Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life.
39:23And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
39:42Hello darling.
39:43Are you alright dad?
39:44Yeah.
39:46How about you?
39:48I've never been to a funeral before.
39:52Your great grandad's gone to heaven now.
39:54Mum says she's not sure who goes to heaven.
39:57Did she?
39:58We'd better be off.
40:00You're not going to Holland's?
40:01I don't think so, Joel.
40:04Let's go.
40:06Mary.
40:07I wanted to talk to you.
40:12I can't now, Joel.
40:14Let's go.
40:27You all right, son?
40:29I'm fine.
40:31I'm fine.
40:33I'm fine.
40:35I'm fine.
40:38Yeah.
40:42So, off to where the posh folk live, eh?
40:46See what Uncle Alan's laid out for us.
40:50See you later.
40:54How are you two?
40:56All right?
40:58Here we go.
40:59Talk to you later.
41:02Help yourself now.
41:03We're short of nothing.
41:04The old fella deserves a good send-off, doesn't he?
41:08Don't you think, Lenny?
41:10Aye. Aye, he does, Alan. He does.
41:15Only time that tight-fisted bugger does anything for his father is when the old sod's pegged it.
41:20You've got... You've got caterers in to do this, you know.
41:23I'm good at catering.
41:26Voivod et avocado dip.
41:30I thought you would have approved.
41:31I thought you would have approved.
41:33Gourmet snacklets and all that.
41:35This is not for Alf, man.
41:36This is for Alan.
41:38Gives him a chance to show off.
41:41Oh!
41:43It's frozen pastry and all.
41:45Bloody cheapskate.
41:47Good the way funerals bring people together, though, eh, Dad?
41:54Aye, we were always close, me and your uncle.
42:02Want a cup of tea?
42:12You all right? Yeah.
42:14I don't think Dad is.
42:16How do you mean?
42:17I don't know. He's just getting a bit outspoken.
42:21Yeah.
42:23I've noticed.
42:24He says the money Alf's left him he's going to give to Christine so she can go across Africa on a bus.
42:31Do you think it's some sort of midlife thing?
42:35I'm thinking of taking Josie on holiday somewhere.
42:38I haven't been away with her since she was...
42:42I don't know.
42:44A long time ago, anyway.
42:46What does Mary think about that?
42:48I haven't talked to her about it yet.
42:50I might ask her to come with us.
42:52We had this talk the other day.
42:55Nothing special.
42:57Just a bit of a walk.
42:59She's...
43:04It's really good being with her, you know.
43:07She's got a bloke, Joe.
43:10She's living with someone.
43:22What's this?
43:24What?
43:25What's going on?
43:26What's going on?
43:27Nothing.
43:28Nothing?
43:29Maureen was a bit upset, that's all.
43:32About Alf.
43:33She doesn't look upset.
43:34Are you upset?
43:35For God's sake.
43:37She looks like a woman whose husband's just found her canoodling with another man.
43:41Canoodling?
43:42You daft heap of...
43:44I just wanted somebody to talk to, Alan.
43:47Talk to me, then.
43:48What?
43:49The only thing you want to talk about is the size of your share options.
43:53Which, according to the Evening Chronicle, are unfeasibly large.
43:57You'll keep your sarky mouth shut.
44:00I didn't tell you about Karen.
44:02No?
44:05She said she's bored.
44:07I'm boring.
44:09She thinks I'm nice.
44:10I'm a nice bloke.
44:11But she's bored.
44:14So I thought I'd bugger it.
44:17Bugger being a nice bloke.
44:20Always apologising, you know.
44:22Trying to find work, keep the family together, be a good husband.
44:26Sod that.
44:29So I left.
44:31What do you think?
44:32Dramatic, eh?
44:34For me.
44:35Well?
44:36You've got nothing to say.
44:39You usually have.
44:41You're the one with all the theories on married women.
44:45You're the one who says,
44:47sure she's not playing away, Trevor.
44:50Yeah, but I didn't mean...
44:51She wasn't.
44:52I asked her,
44:54and she said she wasn't.
44:57Don't you look down your bloody nose at me
44:59just because I've worked hard and made something of myself.
45:01Oh, aye.
45:03Dad was proud of you, alright.
45:05He'd been the pub gunner on the boot.
45:06My son, the chief executive.
45:09He was always telling folk how busy you were.
45:11Aye, too bloody busy to come over and visit them.
45:13Too bloody busy to come and buy my paint.
45:15Too bloody busy to see that your wife needs more out of her life
45:18than a new car and accountant bloody Felix.
45:21Don't you tell me what my wife needs.
45:23Don't you bloody dare do that.
45:24Alan, stop it.
45:25Have you been attending to her needs, Lenny?
45:27Is that what's been going on?
45:29Well, has he?
45:30Alan!
45:31Come on then, Lenny.
45:33You want the truth, then, do you?
45:38Is that what you want?
45:40Lenny.
45:45You need blood on your veins to feel anything, Alan.
45:48You haven't got any.
45:50You bastard!
45:54Bloody hell, I told you Dad was being a bit outspoken.
46:03Think Uncle Alan's taking offence?
46:05Look out, he's going for him with a spinach roulade.
46:14Let us know who wins.
46:16I'm off.
46:17You're going to have to help me sort this out.
46:21All right.
46:22Come on.
46:24I'm going back to London.
46:27Try and sort the job out.
46:31You.
46:33Do the house on your own.
46:37You can't.
46:39You're crap.
46:41I know.
46:44Come on.
46:46Let's sort it.
46:59Mind if I speak to Mary, Jonathan?
47:00Throw in the bike.
47:04OK.
47:06No problem.
47:15Joe, you OK?
47:17I'm fine.
47:22Fancy going out for a drink?
47:25I can't.
47:26Go on, please.
47:27I've got things to do.
47:28Fair enough.
47:31I was thinking I'd like to take Josie on holiday.
47:33Once she's got a break from school, of course.
47:35For a week or so.
47:38Maybe...
47:39Scarborough?
47:40Somewhere?
47:41Who?
47:42Who?
47:44What do you think?
47:46She'd love it.
47:47Oh, if you ask her nicely, she might ask you along as well.
47:50For a few days.
47:52What do you reckon?
47:53You think that's a good idea?
47:54Yeah, it'd be great!
47:58Just the three of us.
47:59Josie, her mum and her dad.
48:01It'd certainly be novel, I'll give you that.
48:08You've got a nerve, Joe.
48:10I know.
48:12Well, you can't take her on holiday.
48:14You can't.
48:16She'd love it, I know she would.
48:17And I am being unreasonable.
48:19But I won't let you.
48:21It's not fair.
48:24Mary...
48:26Piss off, Joe.
48:30Oh, the other day...
48:35You enjoyed yourself, didn't you?
48:37We had such a good time.
48:39Just like old times, eh?
48:40Walk along the beach.
48:42Bit of a crack.
48:44That easy charm of yours.
48:46You know it wasn't like that, Mary.
48:47No, it wasn't, and that's what almost got us.
48:50A touch of vulnerability about Alf.
48:52A genuine moment of remorse about Trevor.
48:54And there I was, back in your arms.
48:56Mary, listen.
48:57A wee bit of sincerity from you, Joe, it's deadly.
49:00It's what you do always.
49:03And I'm furious with myself for being so stupid again.
49:06Crap!
49:07We are good for each other.
49:09Admit it, Mary.
49:13And I've realised how important you are to me.
49:17Joe's you too.
49:18How important's that?
49:20She's worth a week in Scotland for her, apparently.
49:25I still care for you, Mary.
49:26Don't push your luck, Joe.
49:27I do.
49:30I still love...
49:31Don't you dare!
49:33I love you.
49:35I still love...
49:36Don't you dare!
49:39You're only here now because something bad's happened,
49:41and you want to run home to Mummy.
49:43Look, it's not there.
49:44It's not in you.
49:46Look, you're desperate for people to love you,
49:48but you don't give it back.
49:51So far as I can see, you've never loved any woman.
50:00Well, you meant that to hurt.
50:02It did.
50:05It did.
50:09Now please go and leave me in peace.
50:35Scampi Provencal.
50:38You hungry, Joe?
50:39No, thanks.
50:41Wherever you've been?
50:42Mary and Josie's.
50:44How was it?
50:45Fine, fine.
50:46Just wanted to say ta-ra.
50:48Right.
50:51Decided to go back to London.
50:55To do what?
50:58Finish the job.
51:00Paul and Laura's?
51:01Yeah, what other job have we got?
51:04You want to come?
51:07Me?
51:09Come with you?
51:11Yeah.
51:12That's what I'm saying.
51:14You mean...
51:15you'd take me back on?
51:18Even though I'm crap?
51:21That's bloody grand of you.
51:22Did you hear that, Dad?
51:24You see how generous your son's been?
51:26Look, I'm going back.
51:29Do you want to come?
51:31Well, OK, there's not much else to do, is there?
51:34Good.
51:35Good, then.
51:37So when do you think they're leaving?
51:39Any time.
51:41Now.
51:43Yeah.
51:45Yeah, why not?
51:46Hey, look, give us five minutes.
51:48Treverson, chuck that lock down.
51:50Yeah, I'll do it.
51:52I'll do it.
51:53I'll do it.
51:54Five minutes.
51:55Treverson, chuck that lock in the bin, will you?
52:03I'll just get my bags packed.
52:24I'll just get my bags packed.
52:54I'll just get my bags packed.