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00:00Why are you ruining my reputation?
00:02What are you making me do?
00:03This flowery shirt?
00:04You're making me do that too?
00:05Press the button.
00:05I won't.
00:06I told you to press the button.
00:07Not at all.
00:09Why don't you understand?
00:10This will make her think you're a goon.
00:11So what should I do?
00:12Do as I say.
00:13Bobby, please.
00:14Now let's go.
00:15Hello, sir.
00:16Gayatri.
00:17This is Mr. Dharmendra.
00:18He's a very good friend of mine.
00:19He's the guru of yoga.
00:20Namaste.
00:21Pappi is waiting.
00:22Pappi?
00:23Kiss?
00:24Did he kiss that girl on the road?
00:25Inspector, don't leave that lustful priest.
00:28Put mustard oil on his stick and burn it.
00:31Then write an FIR.
00:33Did you eat?
00:34Pappi, did I do the right thing?
00:35Pappi is always right.
00:37The girl's family is here.
00:39Namaste.
00:40Please come.
00:41Namaste.
00:44How are you, uncle?
00:45Isn't this the president of the women's association, Madhuri?
00:48She always shows off to men.
00:50We'll bring her daughter home.
00:52Who's the groom in this group?
00:54Here he is.
00:55Huh?
00:56Aha.
00:59Here he is.
01:01Go, break the sofa.
01:02I'll call the baby.
01:03Hi, mom.
01:05Hi, baby.
01:06What are you doing?
01:08Nothing much.
01:09Working out, mom.
01:10Okay, listen.
01:11The groom is here.
01:12Come and see him.
01:14Okay, ten minutes.
01:15I'll just change and come down.
01:16No need.
01:17Come as you are.
01:18Huh?
01:21Don't think.
01:22Come quickly.
01:24Okay, mom.
01:28Okay.
01:29Okay.
01:58Okay.
02:28Hmm. Can't see him.
02:30Music
02:54Will you keep staring?
02:56What work do you do?
02:58I'm giving an interview. I'm free right now.
03:01Free?
03:03Hmm. How much will you pay?
03:05I don't understand.
03:08Tell me, how much dowry will you be able to give?
03:10Huh?
03:12Why is she crying?
03:14Listen to me. My daughter is getting proposals from all over the world.
03:17The one who gives more dowry, I'll tie my baby to his neck. Simple.
03:21Where am I stuck?
03:23If you're stuck, go. The door is open.
03:25If one goes, the other will come.
03:28All this is for later.
03:30Listen to the conditions of the wedding.
03:33First condition. Not more than two kids. Okay?
03:37Second condition. The baby sleeps at 9 at night.
03:40Then don't touch her.
03:42Third condition. She wakes up early in the morning.
03:46She'll ask for coffee as soon as she wakes up.
03:47You'll make it, right?
03:49I don't know.
03:50Then learn.
03:52The baby comes back from the gym at 9 in the morning.
03:54She drinks a glass of lemon water.
03:56You'll squeeze the lemon, right?
03:58I don't know that either.
04:00Then learn.
04:02The baby has a lot of tantrums. You'll handle it, right?
04:05No, I can't handle it.
04:07You'll have to handle it.
04:09Sister-in-law, what is all this?
04:11After one year of marriage, if you get bored with the baby...
04:14...and start flirting with girls, I'll take my eyes out.
04:17You understand, right?
04:22If you keep flirting on Facebook...
04:25...I won't let anyone see your face.
04:28Tell me your ID.
04:30What will you do if the baby comes to my house in anger?
04:34I'll come and say sorry.
04:36Do you know how to say it?
04:38I do. I just said sorry.
04:40Say it.
04:41I'll say sorry to her.
04:42Wait a minute. You like my rum, right?
04:45No. I haven't reached the point yet.
04:48What's left now?
04:50Here are my daughter's medical reports.
04:52Where is the boy's?
04:55Medical reports?
04:57They give horoscopes for marriage.
04:59What's in a horoscope?
05:01If you give money, it changes.
05:03If you have life, you have the world.
05:05Do you have the boy's medical reports?
05:09You don't?
05:10No problem.
05:11Doctor, come here.
05:13Bring the stuff.
05:21What a body!
05:29Don't worry. It won't take long.
05:45Why did you test so much blood?
05:48Is this blood for testing or for trust?
05:51Or will you test it?
05:53Shut up or I'll test you too.
05:58Tell me something.
05:59If you don't make money, how will you keep her happy?
06:04Rum.
06:05Control.
06:07I need money to keep her happy.
06:10I don't want to hear nonsense.
06:11Tell me how you'll keep her happy.
06:14Hit him.
06:15Hit him.
06:16Hit him.
06:17What do you think of yourself?
06:18Hit him.
06:19Who is it?
06:20The one who teased the girl in the train.
06:24You teased the girl.
06:26Now I'll tease you.
06:43If Ram gets married there,
06:45his mother-in-law will torture him more than his wife.
06:47It's better than getting such a mother-in-law.
06:49He's been single all his life.
06:51Then he'll keep talking like his father-in-law.
06:53Wife is always right.
06:55Wife is always right.
06:56Enough of jokes.
06:57Tell me what to do.
06:59All of you keep quiet.
07:01What do you say, son?
07:08I don't like this alliance.
07:10Show me.
07:11Why don't you like it?
07:16Let's say,
07:17a boy comes and asks for our daughter's hand in marriage.
07:21Won't we investigate?
07:23How is the boy?
07:25How is his family?
07:27If an outsider comes and says
07:29that the boy is good,
07:30that he earns well,
07:31won't we blindly agree?
07:33I'll never agree.
07:36Isn't it wrong to investigate?
07:40Do you know why marriages these days don't last long?
07:43If I say,
07:44people don't understand each other
07:46and get divorced.
07:51I'm saying this because
07:53in today's world,
07:54who thinks about others?
07:56The woman organizes
07:58and thinks about others.
08:00So she'll think good for her daughter.
08:02It's better than regretting later
08:04that she marries the boy first.
08:06She's right in her place.
08:08I'd say,
08:09don't get married without investigating.
08:11First get to know each other well.
08:14Then make a decision.
08:19You've given a lot of thought.
08:20She wants to get married.
08:22Ram, do you accept this proposal?
08:26Sister-in-law, I...
08:28I don't want to.
08:29Think carefully.
08:31She looks good,
08:33but she's not worthy of marriage.
08:35Then tell her.
08:36Tell who?

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