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00:01:01Oh, I like that. Come on. I don't know. It's like a good one. Oh, hey, Sam. Oh, you can't
00:01:06Hey, they hate it. Oh, so I'm saying that you're gonna come
00:01:11You think of me a bitch in town
00:01:13You just hate you only you holy shit, Jim
00:01:16My god, you can say no to that
00:01:20What's up, don't say Jim
00:01:23You got a handy
00:01:26So I hate when you get my foot some my
00:01:31Yeah
00:01:33I'm all too young. Thank God. I'm on my feet. I'm on my
00:01:41Baby
00:01:44Hello, Jim. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to have my leg
00:01:52They go I'll tell you got me man. Oh, wait
00:01:57Hey, son, I'm a lady. Yeah, they'll change him
00:02:05I'll pay to me. I'll pay to me. They'll change it up. I'm a scene
00:02:13Oh
00:02:28It's a young lady great job, huh?
00:02:31It's your job
00:02:40Please leave my heart. I'll do what
00:02:46No, I'm going to go
00:02:50To the sector. Oh, yeah
00:02:56We can all go back to you
00:03:01Hey
00:03:06Hey
00:03:12I'm gonna shoot you
00:03:15Oh
00:03:25It's a little
00:03:26On site. Oh, you're fine. Thank you. I got you. Don't worry so much. I can
00:03:31Huh, you thought I was in a year. It's amazing. I thought you know
00:03:35I
00:03:45Don't even say
00:03:50What did I make a gong song so yeah, what did I think I'd see one
00:03:56Yeah
00:04:00You move that I love you and I need
00:04:03to take that I can go a
00:04:06phone
00:04:08I'll give you a
00:04:09One man gonna go. No, baby. Give me a link. That's not what you want. It's a tie
00:04:14Who's wrong?
00:04:16I'll just so you don't have to give me a gong song. It's a gum
00:04:20Look, they just need to tell you a gong song. I'm all time. Whoo
00:04:23You got me. I'm facing to morning
00:04:27Hey
00:04:28You got to fix that. You don't know what I'm sick. Don't let it go. You're back. Don't I'm Timber
00:04:35Okay, come together. I'm a yet. Oh, thank you
00:04:41What I'm gonna do
00:04:43I don't
00:04:46Sorry, I'm talking
00:04:49You're gonna see
00:04:52Come home with the thumbs up. What is so hard? What are you doing? I'm gonna make a
00:04:58Go home. I'll be talking to you
00:05:02And take and take you to hate no time some guy
00:05:08So I'm gonna go to you
00:05:12But I'm gay
00:05:14No, you know, you know
00:05:17I'm saying yes
00:05:19Oh
00:05:49Oh
00:06:20Oh
00:06:23What was that? It's gonna kill a guy
00:06:26What's up? What's up? What's up? Dealer?
00:06:30Check
00:06:31You're gonna get out. I'm sure yeah, it's easy. Don't I feel you don't you know, I'll give you a little go for sick. You go on
00:06:37Okay, BCD. Yeah
00:06:41You know, it's a little big oh, so I don't
00:06:44Wait, wait a minute. Oh, yeah, you know, it's an oil. Yeah
00:06:50Man
00:06:55Thank you
00:06:59Wait
00:07:02What's up, man, mommy mommy
00:07:05Okay, how are you?
00:07:08Okay, you're gonna win, you know
00:07:10One has a
00:07:12What face to make all the money good idea to a young one. I have bought me. Yeah
00:07:17I'm here. Oh
00:07:19You do that. Oh, yeah. You want to find a phone call?
00:07:24You want but more
00:07:31No, no, no, no, no, I'll die good good thing no
00:07:41Think of a
00:07:47Toy
00:07:50Wait, what's wrong? Oh, no, that one
00:07:55Didn't you come home? Oh, John? Oh, I'm John. Oh, boy. I'm all packed in here. Yeah
00:08:04So you can't see King? Oh, I'm a woman. I'm in law. Oh, it ain't though
00:08:10Oh
00:08:40Come on
00:08:46Oh, yeah
00:08:49Yeah, man, yeah, man. Oh, I'm sorry
00:08:54It's it's you didn't do that
00:08:57I don't really want it. I'll go to the sale. Oh, no
00:09:02Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, I said, ah, they got a bunch of him to
00:09:06Hey
00:09:10Oh
00:09:16All data better I
00:09:25Don't know
00:09:36《Premonition》
00:09:41《Premonition》
00:09:46《Premonition》
00:09:51《Premonition》
00:09:56He is...
00:09:58you don't know him?
00:10:00He just won the Best Director award
00:10:02in the film named
00:10:04He is a film master with a self-reliance.
00:10:07No one can guess what he is going to do next.
00:10:09Wong Ching Wai is a great actor.
00:10:11Wong Ching Wai is a handsome guy.
00:10:13Wong Ching Wai, you are a handsome guy.
00:10:16Director Wong, can you share your feelings with us?
00:10:20I was originally very happy today.
00:10:25But I also feel very sad today.
00:10:29I can say that I feel a little ashamed for the Hong Kong film industry.
00:10:36But I didn't expect that the Congress would pay tribute to Cantonese films today.
00:10:42That's bullshit.
00:10:44Cantonese films are the darkest era in the history of Hong Kong cinema.
00:10:49I personally feel ashamed for the Hong Kong film industry.
00:10:57I'm going to beat you up, young man.
00:10:59Mind your language, old man. I'm not finished yet.
00:11:03What did he say?
00:11:04I'm asking you to shut up, old...
00:11:07What's that? What is that?
00:11:09Old Hank.
00:11:11I'm 29 years old, and you call me old Hank?
00:11:14I'm going to put on my glasses.
00:11:16What's the direction of the black line?
00:11:19It's about eight and a half steps.
00:11:22If you stand so high, you'll be able to see the damage.
00:11:27If you stand so high, I won't hit you.
00:11:30Go away.
00:11:31I don't know where you are.
00:11:33Don't think I'm afraid of you.
00:11:35I can beat up a lot of monsters.
00:11:38He's just a police officer.
00:11:40Don't be so noisy.
00:11:42Come on.
00:11:43Go to the bathroom.
00:11:49Everyone, in order to express my protest,
00:11:52I decided to quit the Golden Bull Award.
00:11:56I don't think it's a good idea to make a film like this.
00:12:02I don't think it's a good idea to make a film like this.
00:12:08Everyone, please be quiet.
00:12:10I'm sorry. I'd like to say a few more words.
00:12:12But I have something more important to say.
00:12:14Because I have a nature call.
00:12:17Because I have a nature call.
00:12:20I'm in a hurry.
00:12:21So, excuse me.
00:12:25Excuse me.
00:12:35I'll take a picture for the director.
00:12:37Okay.
00:12:39I heard your film is very popular.
00:12:42Congratulations.
00:12:43I heard all the critics gave you zero marks.
00:12:50Thank you.
00:12:51Asshole!
00:12:54This is a live-fire detonator.
00:12:56What is a live-fire detonator?
00:12:58It's an F.
00:12:59F-hole!
00:13:05Director, what's going on?
00:13:09We were just talking about the new director of China's 7th generation.
00:13:13And how to conquer Hollywood.
00:13:16Oh, but the two directors are bleeding.
00:13:20Is that so?
00:13:23Oh, you didn't see that?
00:13:25Dan Chen was walking past.
00:13:27I was so scared.
00:13:29Oh, so you really need to be strong.
00:13:31The headline is, Dan Chen conquers Hollywood.
00:13:36You should have controlled the fire when you were a kid.
00:13:41What's up?
00:13:42Have you seen Qi?
00:13:44No.
00:13:45That's right, he's not coming today.
00:13:49I heard that Qi hasn't been doing so well these days.
00:13:53He said he had a heart attack.
00:13:56I don't know who told me this,
00:13:58but one time I saw Qi having a heart attack on the street.
00:14:02He was crying non-stop.
00:14:04No one cared about him.
00:14:06It was so sad.
00:14:08I was so sad that I couldn't even talk to him.
00:14:12I'm not afraid of heart attacks.
00:14:15By the way, how's his heart condition?
00:14:19I've seen him once.
00:14:21He was crying non-stop on the street.
00:14:25He couldn't even talk to anyone.
00:14:27He was crying non-stop.
00:14:29I'm not afraid of him.
00:14:31It's good that you found Qi.
00:14:33It's even better that you found Fang Fang.
00:14:36I'm your Qi. I'm here.
00:14:39Don't say that.
00:14:41No one cares about me.
00:14:44Let's go home.
00:14:49What's wrong with you?
00:14:51You always ask me to buy you VCDs and water purifiers.
00:14:54I'm afraid that people will recognize me.
00:14:57You even found this one.
00:14:59You're so stingy.
00:15:02You're just acting.
00:15:04Do you know that VCDs will violate intellectual property rights?
00:15:07If you buy it, it means you're stealing.
00:15:10I'm not stealing.
00:15:12Many people are stealing.
00:15:14You were interviewed yesterday.
00:15:16You said you wanted to attack Fang Fang.
00:15:18Of course I want to attack her.
00:15:20I'm not as brave as you.
00:15:22I watch TV.
00:15:24Wong Fei-yong.
00:15:26If you don't confess today,
00:15:31You're so stingy.
00:15:34It's not like that.
00:15:37As my girlfriend,
00:15:39Do you have time to watch porn?
00:15:46Do you need to be so stingy?
00:15:48Why is there a man's voice?
00:15:50It's me.
00:15:52Wei.
00:15:53It's you on TV.
00:15:56It's not me.
00:15:58Why not?
00:16:00VCDs can't hurt you?
00:16:02Your generation is addicted to VCDs.
00:16:05If you don't apologize to VCDs,
00:16:07You'll regret it.
00:16:09Why should I apologize to your VCDs?
00:16:12VCDs are bad.
00:16:14People had a hard time at that time.
00:16:16VCD workers have to spend a lot of money to be appreciated by the audience.
00:16:19Do you think you're good at spending so much money on things that people don't understand?
00:16:25VCDs are hard to shoot.
00:16:27Fuck off.
00:16:28VCDs are hard to shoot?
00:16:30No way.
00:16:32Do you know who I am?
00:16:34I'm the best director of the Cowboy.
00:16:36I know you.
00:16:37You're the one who sits on the oil.
00:16:41I know you.
00:16:42You talk too much.
00:16:44You shoot.
00:16:46Lily.
00:16:52Lily.
00:16:53The oil.
00:17:04The oil.
00:17:18Where am I?
00:17:20This is the Huada Film Studio in 1967.
00:17:23I brought you back 30 years ago.
00:17:2630 years ago?
00:17:30Are you kidding me?
00:17:31Believe it or not.
00:17:33If you don't like VCDs,
00:17:35I'll make you shoot VCDs in 1967.
00:17:38As long as someone appreciates you,
00:17:41I'll bring you back to 1997.
00:17:45What are you?
00:17:48I'm a movie star.
00:17:54Big brother.
00:17:58You're still not wearing your clothes.
00:18:00Thank you.
00:18:02I don't want to wear clothes with you.
00:18:04I've been like this for a month.
00:18:09Mr. Tong.
00:18:10Come in.
00:18:11Why?
00:18:12Let's shoot.
00:18:14Mr. Wong.
00:18:15This scene will be shot in Hong Kong.
00:18:19I've shot more than 50 episodes in Tokyo.
00:18:23Do I need you to teach me?
00:18:25Come on.
00:18:27Come on.
00:18:28Ready.
00:18:30Camera.
00:18:32Wong Fei-hung.
00:18:34You're here again, aren't you?
00:18:36No.
00:18:37No.
00:18:38My brother, Wong Fei-hung,
00:18:41offended Master Shek.
00:18:45I asked them to apologize to Master Shek.
00:18:51I know Master Shek likes chicken.
00:18:55Master Shek has prepared chicken for you.
00:19:00Wong Fei-hung.
00:19:01If you don't apologize to Master Shek today,
00:19:06I won't let you go.
00:19:07At most, I'll hit you.
00:19:11You bastard.
00:19:12He's more like me.
00:19:15Take off your glasses.
00:19:17Don't you have a watch?
00:19:19Mr. Wong.
00:19:20I just want to hit you.
00:19:22Look behind you.
00:19:23Look behind you.
00:19:26Master.
00:19:27Go.
00:19:35Master, what's wrong?
00:19:36Nothing.
00:19:39Are you serious?
00:19:40If you don't hit me, I won't hit you.
00:19:45Hit me.
00:19:46Hit me.
00:19:47I'll hit you.
00:19:50Master, let me do it.
00:19:54Bastard.
00:19:55I didn't ask you to come in.
00:19:56You want to take my head?
00:19:59Wait.
00:20:00Wait.
00:20:01Look over there.
00:20:02You again.
00:20:16Master, let me do it.
00:20:19Let me do it.
00:20:25Master Wong.
00:20:26You're just trying to get back at me.
00:20:32You bastard.
00:20:34I'm Sam Sui-pong.
00:20:35Do you recognize me?
00:20:37What are you doing?
00:20:38I caught Wong Fei-hung.
00:20:39Do you recognize me?
00:20:41What are you doing?
00:20:44What are you doing?
00:20:45What are you doing?
00:20:49What are you doing?
00:20:55That bastard is gone.
00:20:57Where is he?
00:21:01Sam Sui-pong.
00:21:02I'm Sam Sui-pong.
00:21:03I'm Sam Sui-pong.
00:21:05Hammer.
00:21:11I'm so happy.
00:21:15Why did you pour water on me?
00:21:18I'm so sorry.
00:21:19I'm such a blind man.
00:21:21I'm such a black man.
00:21:24Mr. Lee.
00:21:25You're so black that you can't see.
00:21:27You're so black that you can't see.
00:21:28Miss.
00:21:29I haven't eaten for a long time.
00:21:31I haven't eaten for a long time.
00:21:32I hope you can write some food.
00:21:34I hope you can write some food.
00:21:35It's better to be nutritious.
00:21:36It's better to be nutritious.
00:21:37For example, milk is the best.
00:21:41You're really blind.
00:21:42I really can't see.
00:21:43I really can't see.
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:45I'll give you something to eat.
00:21:46I'll give you something to eat.
00:21:47I have to convince you.
00:21:54What are you doing?
00:21:55What are you doing?
00:21:56That girl.
00:21:57That girl.
00:21:58Go after her.
00:22:01I just got my hands on her.
00:22:02I just got my hands on her.
00:22:03I just got my hands on her.
00:22:04She's a bad person.
00:22:05She's a bad person.
00:22:06Brother Chang.
00:22:07Why do you care so much about them?
00:22:08Why do you care so much about them?
00:22:09Have an apple first.
00:22:10Have an apple first.
00:22:11Have an apple first.
00:22:16Where is she?
00:22:18I'll show her.
00:22:19I'll show her.
00:22:29What are they doing?
00:22:30What are they doing?
00:22:31They keep chasing her around.
00:22:33They keep chasing her around.
00:22:37The weather is hot.
00:22:39It'd be nice if there was your ice cream.
00:22:40Yes!
00:22:42Come on, come on!
00:22:44A big bowl of fritters!
00:22:46Brother Ki and Brother Yuan
00:22:48Li Ki and Sister Yuan?
00:22:50Even if you're not fritters,
00:22:52you can't eat them.
00:22:54You can eat them, but you can't choose.
00:22:56Let me show you.
00:23:00Look, two fritters for Sister Yuan.
00:23:02A big bowl becomes a small bowl.
00:23:04One for you, one for me.
00:23:06One for her, one for him.
00:23:08A mother's heart and a mother's heart.
00:23:10Who's your mother's heart?
00:23:12You'd rather see my mother
00:23:14than come here.
00:23:16And you're leaving so soon.
00:23:18Yes, Mother has been watching us closely.
00:23:20She keeps asking
00:23:22if you've come to see me.
00:23:24Really? I have no choice.
00:23:26I'm short of money.
00:23:28This society is too unfair.
00:23:30Brother Ki, work harder.
00:23:32I know you'll become famous.
00:23:34Bao Zhu,
00:23:36you're so good to me.
00:23:38I'll work harder.
00:23:40You just listen to me.
00:24:06I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best!
00:24:11Aunt, Little Empress, are you coming back?
00:24:14Hurry up, hurry up!
00:24:16Hurry up, hurry up!
00:24:24Mom.
00:24:26Mom.
00:24:27Baozhu, I heard that Li Qi and Mr. Zhe are here.
00:24:31Is that true?
00:24:34No, they're not here.
00:24:36They didn't come to see me either.
00:24:39You're talking with your conscience.
00:24:43Fangfang, be good.
00:24:45Tell me if Mr. Zhe's son has been here.
00:24:50Yes, he has.
00:24:52He came here with money.
00:24:54Yes.
00:24:55Fangfang, it's not up to us to take care of young girls.
00:24:59They don't appreciate it.
00:25:01It's like taking care of a prince.
00:25:04He's handsome and rich.
00:25:06They don't appreciate it.
00:25:12It's not here.
00:25:14Not here?
00:25:23It really doesn't look like it.
00:25:25No, it's a mistake.
00:25:27I didn't let him go.
00:25:29Mom!
00:25:30What is it?
00:25:32Why don't we go for supper?
00:25:34Okay, let's go.
00:25:40Who are you?
00:25:42Li Qi is a bad guy.
00:25:44He even made a box out of an old man.
00:25:47But I don't know him.
00:25:49Let's catch him and ask him.
00:25:53Let's go.
00:25:59Sister-in-law!
00:26:01Sister-in-law, help!
00:26:03Sister-in-law, help!
00:26:04Brother, it's not easy to catch her.
00:26:07Sister-in-law, help!
00:26:09I'll kill you!
00:26:12Sister-in-law, you're not good enough.
00:26:16You think I'm stupid?
00:26:18Yong is waiting for you.
00:26:20Mr. Wong!
00:26:22Sister-in-law!
00:26:24Sister-in-law, you're great!
00:26:27If it wasn't for you,
00:26:30I wouldn't have caught this bastard.
00:26:34You're too kind.
00:26:36Sister-in-law, you're great.
00:26:39Xiao Chun, call him Mr. Wong.
00:26:41Mr. Wong.
00:26:43Good boy.
00:26:44We spoke Chinese.
00:26:46Let's go, Mr. Wong.
00:26:47Why did he say that?
00:26:48That's life.
00:26:49Sister-in-law, take care.
00:26:51Your son will give you a lot of money.
00:26:57Don't shoot!
00:27:02It's him again.
00:27:05He hit him so hard.
00:27:07If it wasn't for him,
00:27:08I would have been beheaded.
00:27:15How did he get in?
00:27:16He's dead.
00:27:18Turn around.
00:27:20Turn around.
00:27:21Turn around.
00:27:24Why did you hit his head?
00:27:26Did you want to kill him?
00:27:27Don't make a sound.
00:27:30How can I make a sound when I'm unconscious?
00:27:32You think I'm stupid?
00:27:33Give me the money.
00:27:35I...
00:27:39You let him go?
00:27:41It's him.
00:27:42I think it's time for you to take responsibility.
00:27:47Can you put your brother down?
00:27:51Slowly, please.
00:27:54Slowly.
00:27:56Slowly.
00:27:58Slowly.
00:28:02I'm dying.
00:28:03I'm dying.
00:28:05Are you a thief?
00:28:07Are you a fake?
00:28:08Yes.
00:28:09I'm not a fake.
00:28:10I'm not a fake.
00:28:11You're a liar.
00:28:12You're a liar.
00:28:13You're a liar.
00:28:15Yes.
00:28:16Speak.
00:28:18Speak.
00:28:20Are you really Li Qi, Zhe Yuan and Niu Da Hua?
00:28:24Of course.
00:28:25Who are you?
00:28:26Mr. Li, why don't you speak?
00:28:28You're a despicable man.
00:28:31I...
00:28:32Are you crazy?
00:28:33How can you say that?
00:28:37Mr. Zhe.
00:28:39You should speak politely.
00:28:42You have a pose in every action.
00:28:45Why are you laughing?
00:28:48What are you laughing at?
00:28:50I don't have any money.
00:28:52You can't laugh at me.
00:28:54I don't even have money to buy a nail clipper.
00:28:57You don't have any money.
00:28:59You live in a big house in Tai Chi.
00:29:01It's none of your business.
00:29:03I'm just a housekeeper.
00:29:06I can't afford to rent a house.
00:29:09Mr. Niu, you're a star.
00:29:13In terms of alphabets,
00:29:15you can replace ABCDE with ABCD.
00:29:19For example, if you call me AB,
00:29:21it will be easier for everyone.
00:29:23It's not easy.
00:29:25If you ask my mother,
00:29:27you can change it to ABCDE.
00:29:31It will be easier for everyone.
00:29:35Can you replace it?
00:29:37That's funny.
00:29:39It's really ABCD.
00:29:41One more thing.
00:29:43If you offend Mr. Wong,
00:29:45you will be punished.
00:29:481967.
00:29:501967.
00:29:521964.
00:29:54I'm only three years old this year.
00:29:57We really saved a crazy old man.
00:30:00I'm not crazy.
00:30:02I'm really from 1997.
00:30:04Don't be afraid.
00:30:06You won't recover from 1997.
00:30:09Shut up.
00:30:11I'm very happy.
00:30:13The airport will be moved to Dayu Mountain.
00:30:16I can't go home for a few days.
00:30:18Are you crazy?
00:30:20I can prove it.
00:30:29This is a VCD machine.
00:30:32This is a copy VCD.
00:30:35I don't think you have it.
00:30:38You learn fast.
00:30:40You have potential.
00:30:42I'll show you this.
00:30:44I'm sure you've never seen it.
00:30:46Mr. Wong.
00:30:48Mr. Wong.
00:30:50We brought a sister today.
00:30:52Really?
00:30:54Jiayin.
00:30:56Hello.
00:31:00Good E.
00:31:02Good B.
00:31:04Jiayin.
00:31:06I almost didn't recognize you.
00:31:08This is...
00:31:10Good E.
00:31:11Nice to see you again.
00:31:13Fangfang.
00:31:14How do you know your mother?
00:31:15We lied to her.
00:31:17You're really good.
00:31:18Have a seat.
00:31:19OK.
00:31:20What's your last name?
00:31:21My last name?
00:31:23It's Fei-fei.
00:31:27I really like you.
00:31:30You're crazy.
00:31:32Go away.
00:31:37Actually...
00:31:39This is...
00:31:42Bo-qi.
00:31:43Jiayin.
00:31:44I'll help you.
00:31:47Jiayin.
00:31:48This house isn't that old.
00:31:51Why is it so gloomy at night?
00:31:56Bo-qi.
00:31:57You have a lot of inspiration.
00:32:00There's a ghost in this house.
00:32:03A ghost?
00:32:04Just last night on this sofa.
00:32:06I heard a noise.
00:32:09I went down.
00:32:11There was nothing.
00:32:13Someone was blowing in the wind.
00:32:17I turned around.
00:32:18There was no face or mouth.
00:32:20There was nothing.
00:32:23I'm scared.
00:32:30I'm scared.
00:32:32I didn't know you'd do this to me.
00:32:36I'm scared.
00:32:37I've been here for a long time.
00:32:39I'm scared.
00:32:40Watch out.
00:32:47You did this last night?
00:32:50Yes.
00:32:51There was no face or mouth.
00:32:53You did this to my phone.
00:32:55Is the antenna broken?
00:32:58Jiayin.
00:32:59Let's go to the antenna.
00:33:02It's dangerous to work in the open air.
00:33:07Who did this to my antenna?
00:33:12Brother Niu.
00:33:13Don't bother me.
00:33:14I bought a new dress today.
00:33:16I don't care.
00:33:18Go away.
00:33:19There's a beautiful dress.
00:33:21It's real.
00:33:24Isn't it beautiful?
00:33:30I'm bleeding.
00:33:32Don't go.
00:33:35Help.
00:33:37Brother Niu fell off the building.
00:33:39Brother Niu.
00:33:48Let's go to the antenna.
00:33:50Wait.
00:33:51Give me a second.
00:33:58I understand.
00:33:59That's how Niu became famous.
00:34:01That's how the wire was invented.
00:34:04That's how Niu invented the wire.
00:34:08That's how it is.
00:34:11I'm going to clean up.
00:34:14What did you say?
00:34:15The little girl is homeless.
00:34:17She needs water to cure her mother.
00:34:20I hope you can help her.
00:34:23Please sing a song for her.
00:34:26The water is flowing.
00:34:28Sigma.
00:34:29The water is flowing.
00:34:31The water is flowing.
00:34:34Master.
00:34:36The little girl doesn't know how to sing.
00:34:40She doesn't know anything.
00:34:42Why don't you learn from me?
00:34:44Master.
00:34:46That's not right.
00:34:48She's a big girl.
00:34:50She has a good skin.
00:34:52You want her to sing?
00:34:54Wong Fei-hung.
00:34:56You're always a bitch.
00:34:58Do you want to die?
00:35:06Don't move, Master.
00:35:08Go away.
00:35:10I'll kill you.
00:35:18Well done.
00:35:21Why are you clapping?
00:35:23Are you angry?
00:35:25Why did you bring a woman here?
00:35:28Master Wong.
00:35:29You're not a good man.
00:35:31You have a woman.
00:35:33You have a woman.
00:35:35What woman?
00:35:36She stole my camera.
00:35:38Get out of here.
00:35:39What kind of world is this?
00:35:41If you want to be famous, you have to cut her off.
00:35:43You said it.
00:35:44My men believe you.
00:35:46Am I famous?
00:35:48Don't tell me to be famous.
00:35:50I'll kill you first.
00:35:51It's good to be famous.
00:35:53You're handsome.
00:35:55You have a good figure.
00:35:57Let's talk in the dressing room.
00:36:00What do you mean?
00:36:02I heard two words.
00:36:03One is handsome.
00:36:04The other is a bitch.
00:36:05She said you're handsome.
00:36:07She asked you to go to the dressing room.
00:36:10Hurry up.
00:36:12She asked you to go to the dressing room.
00:36:14You're in trouble.
00:36:17You seem to have a good impression of her.
00:36:22She's fat and cute.
00:36:25She's rough.
00:36:27But she's a good woman.
00:36:30You have a good impression of her.
00:36:33Really?
00:36:34Yes.
00:36:35She's like Sean Paul in the 90s.
00:36:37Yes.
00:36:38She's a good woman.
00:36:39But you have to be patient.
00:36:41Don't be like her.
00:36:43I can't bear it.
00:36:45She has a good impression of you.
00:36:48So what?
00:36:54She's a big girl.
00:36:56It's normal to have a relationship.
00:37:00But I didn't hear what you said just now.
00:37:04It's embarrassing.
00:37:07You're right.
00:37:10How about this?
00:37:11I'll dub for you.
00:37:14You can say whatever you want.
00:37:17Okay.
00:37:19I don't think it's a good idea.
00:37:21Then I'll have to take you with me every time we have a relationship.
00:37:26No need.
00:37:27When you get used to it, you don't have to say anything.
00:37:29You can just move.
00:37:31You're so naughty.
00:37:33She's coming.
00:37:34Hurry up.
00:37:35Hurry up.
00:37:40Come in.
00:37:52Miss Yi.
00:37:54Your dressing room is so nice.
00:37:58Where is it?
00:38:00Just sit down.
00:38:11Actually, Miss Yi.
00:38:13I've admired you for a long time.
00:38:16You have a thin skin.
00:38:19Your eyes are like stars.
00:38:22Your figure is like a tiger.
00:38:25You're so attractive.
00:38:29Brother Niu.
00:38:31You're overpraising me.
00:38:33You're so handsome.
00:38:41Brother Niu.
00:38:42Are you feeling unwell?
00:38:44I have a slight stomachache.
00:38:49Brother Niu.
00:38:50You're so naughty.
00:38:51You're so poor.
00:38:53You have a thin skin.
00:38:55You know that I'm in a relationship with Bong Bong and Bo Chu.
00:38:58But you're in a relationship with Li Qi.
00:39:01I'm going to kill you.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:06I came in quietly.
00:39:10I left quietly.
00:39:13I didn't bring anything with me.
00:39:18I'm sorry.
00:39:20It's okay.
00:39:24I dropped something.
00:39:26I'll clean it up.
00:39:30He's so naughty.
00:39:32You have to be more naughty.
00:39:37Brother Niu.
00:39:38What's your hobby?
00:39:42Brother Niu.
00:39:43You're always so quiet.
00:39:46Don't tell me...
00:39:47Don't tell me you want to go to the washroom...
00:39:49and become a life ambassador?
00:39:56Are you okay?
00:40:02Brother Niu.
00:40:03Why did you say that?
00:40:07Little girl.
00:40:09Actually...
00:40:10I didn't tell you.
00:40:12I'm a graduate from Harvard University.
00:40:15So...
00:40:16When I speak Chinese...
00:40:17I mix in some foreign words.
00:40:19I just said...
00:40:20Book a street.
00:40:22B-O-O-K.
00:40:24Book a street.
00:40:26So that when I get married...
00:40:28and have kids...
00:40:30I'm afraid that I won't have anything to eat.
00:40:33You know...
00:40:34When kids don't have anything to eat...
00:40:37it's really sad, right?
00:40:40Oh.
00:40:41Book a street for relatives to eat seafood.
00:40:45Yes.
00:40:46You are very good.
00:40:48Very good.
00:40:53I want to recommend you to the boss tomorrow.
00:40:56Other than flying kites and flying kites...
00:40:59do you know how to sing and dance?
00:41:02I know.
00:41:04Then...
00:41:05sing a song for us.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Let's count to three.
00:41:10One, two.
00:41:11One, two, three.
00:41:13One, two.
00:41:14One, two, three.
00:41:20Go.
00:41:25Sing.
00:41:26Why don't you sing?
00:41:28Sing.
00:41:38Why don't you sing?
00:41:39Sing.
00:41:40Sing.
00:41:41Sing.
00:41:42Sing.
00:41:43Sing.
00:41:44Sing.
00:41:45Sing.
00:41:46Sing.
00:41:47Sing.
00:41:48Sing.
00:41:49Sing.
00:41:50Sing.
00:41:51Sing.
00:41:52Sing.
00:41:53Sing.
00:41:54Sing.
00:41:55Sing.
00:41:56Sing.
00:41:57Sing.
00:41:58Sing.
00:41:59Sing.
00:42:00Sing.
00:42:01Sing.
00:42:02Sing.
00:42:03Sing.
00:42:04Sing.
00:42:05Sing.
00:42:06Sing.
00:42:07Good.
00:42:09But...
00:42:10you sing well.
00:42:12Your singing...
00:42:13is really bad.
00:42:15If people hear it, they will curse you.
00:42:18But...
00:42:19I will recommend you to be...
00:42:21the male lead of the Yulai Mountain.
00:42:23You must have a good start.
00:42:25You must be better than...
00:42:27the flying kites and flying kites.
00:42:29I'm the male lead?
00:42:31Wow!
00:42:32This is a piece of shit.
00:42:33I'll get a hundred thousand yuan.
00:42:35Brother.
00:42:36Brother.
00:42:37Why are you so cold?
00:42:40You are always...
00:42:41so cold.
00:42:42It's like...
00:42:43you have a cold.
00:42:44I don't know what you are talking about.
00:42:46What?
00:42:47You said I have a good start.
00:42:49Yes.
00:42:51The Yulai Mountain...
00:42:52can control Niu Da Hua.
00:42:54It depends on this.
00:42:55What is it?
00:42:57The Julo Park.
00:43:03Wow!
00:43:04Why is it shaking so much?
00:43:06The sound is coming from over there.
00:43:09Really?
00:43:10I'll go and have a look.
00:43:11Be careful.
00:43:19Sister Hua.
00:43:24A dragon!
00:43:34A dragon!
00:43:42Help!
00:43:47Help!
00:43:49Brother.
00:43:50Come and save me.
00:43:54I'm the Eighth...
00:43:55of the Eight Diagrams.
00:43:56I'll burn you to ashes.
00:44:04Bravo!
00:44:11What?
00:44:12Even the Eighth Diagram doesn't work?
00:44:21The Ninth Diagram of the Yulai Mountain...
00:44:23will burn to ashes!
00:44:28Bravo!
00:44:34Bravo!
00:44:35Bravo!
00:44:36Bravo!
00:44:37Bravo!
00:44:38Bravo!
00:44:39Bravo!
00:44:41Sister.
00:44:42You cooked my beef soup...
00:44:44and it's really good.
00:44:45Thank you, Boss.
00:44:47We're planning to open...
00:44:482, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 branches.
00:44:49I'll pay you 10 times the price...
00:44:50for the Yulai Mountain.
00:44:51Really?
00:44:52Yes.
00:44:53I'll pay you 20 times the price.
00:44:55No way.
00:44:56I have so many fans.
00:44:57I'll pay you 20 times the price.
00:44:59Boss.
00:45:01So you're a big star now.
00:45:03The movie industry is amazing.
00:45:06My beef soup is really good.
00:45:08It's really popular.
00:45:10It's all thanks to you guys.
00:45:12We don't want to be a matchmaker anymore.
00:45:15What's so good about it...
00:45:16that makes our beef soup so good?
00:45:18When is it?
00:45:20I said you two would agree.
00:45:22But it's not the right time for this.
00:45:24You always say that.
00:45:26We have all kinds of movies.
00:45:27It's just that we don't have the current one.
00:45:29Damn it!
00:45:31How can you make a movie like this?
00:45:33Boss.
00:45:35How can you make a movie like this?
00:45:37It's so boring.
00:45:39It's so meaningless.
00:45:42It will ruin...
00:45:44people's lives.
00:45:45Shut up!
00:45:48This movie is so successful.
00:45:49This Saturday,
00:45:50you have to come to my house...
00:45:51to celebrate.
00:45:52Thank you.
00:45:53Don't mention it.
00:46:02Boss, your villa is so beautiful.
00:46:05Give it to me sooner or later.
00:46:07Do you know?
00:46:08I saw a big car...
00:46:09coming out of the house.
00:46:11Give it to me sooner or later.
00:46:12My wife.
00:46:13Give it to me sooner or later.
00:46:15What are you talking about?
00:46:17Sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:46:21You have to listen to me.
00:46:22Don't go back on your word.
00:46:26Who lives so far from here?
00:46:27It's so far.
00:46:28We have to take a bus...
00:46:29to get to the top of the mountain.
00:46:30You're right.
00:46:31It's so far.
00:46:32We don't even need to pee.
00:46:35It's this sound.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37What?
00:46:38What?
00:46:39It's this sound.
00:46:40It's this sound.
00:46:42No way.
00:46:43That's how you pee.
00:46:45Don't think about it.
00:46:47Go to the toilet.
00:46:48I hate this sound.
00:46:49Where is the toilet?
00:46:50Mr. Che.
00:46:51Boss.
00:46:52Hong Jingwei.
00:46:53Li Qi.
00:46:54Let's go get something to eat.
00:46:55Come on.
00:46:56Give me your hand.
00:46:58Mr. Che.
00:46:59Come here.
00:47:00Come here.
00:47:01Let's take a picture.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:03Let's take a picture.
00:47:05One, two, three.
00:47:15Let's take a picture.
00:47:17Sorry.
00:47:18One more picture.
00:47:19No flash.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:21Let's take a picture.
00:47:24Ready.
00:47:25Let's take a picture.
00:47:26Boss.
00:47:27Sorry.
00:47:28Let's take a picture.
00:47:30You drink so fast.
00:47:31Yes.
00:47:33Let's take a picture.
00:47:41Let's take a picture.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:44There are so many bars.
00:47:45It's a big problem.
00:47:47Let's go to the toilet.
00:47:48I hate this sound.
00:47:51Where is the toilet?
00:47:53Turn left here.
00:47:54Then turn right.
00:47:55Go upstairs.
00:47:56The 7th room on the left.
00:47:58No, no.
00:47:59The 3rd room.
00:48:00No, no, no.
00:48:02Go downstairs.
00:48:03Pass by the pool.
00:48:04Do you need a taxi?
00:48:06Fangfang.
00:48:08Give me a hand.
00:48:11Mom.
00:48:12Didn't you say you can't play mahjong?
00:48:14Why don't you find Zhe Yuan to play?
00:48:16Does he know how to play?
00:48:17Of course he knows.
00:48:18He's the future king of the king.
00:48:21I'm good at playing mahjong.
00:48:23How can you be the future king of the king?
00:48:25I've never heard of you playing mahjong.
00:48:27I thought you were always playing with girls and eating lemons.
00:48:30Why?
00:48:31Your son's name is Zhe Lemon.
00:48:34No way.
00:48:35Who would change their son's name?
00:48:37Don't tell me my daughter's name is Zhe Huamei.
00:48:39Are you going to play or not?
00:48:47Excuse me, where is the toilet?
00:48:49Yes.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:52Someone's here.
00:48:53What's going on?
00:48:55I'm so hungry.
00:48:56Thank you.
00:48:57I'm in a hurry.
00:48:58I'm in a hurry.
00:48:59Let me go first.
00:49:00I'm going to play mahjong.
00:49:01It's a big project.
00:49:02You have to go find someone else.
00:49:04What?
00:49:05You have to go find someone else.
00:49:06You have a taxi?
00:49:08You're the worst.
00:49:09I haven't eaten anything since you gave me the tiger.
00:49:12I didn't mean to.
00:49:13I didn't mean to give you the tiger.
00:49:15You said you didn't mean to.
00:49:17Fangfang.
00:49:18He's so mean.
00:49:19He's so mean.
00:49:20I want to go to the toilet.
00:49:21I want to go to the toilet.
00:49:22I want to go to the toilet.
00:49:23I want to go to the toilet.
00:49:25Hurry up.
00:49:31What are you doing?
00:49:34Fangfang.
00:49:35What's wrong with you?
00:49:40Fangfang.
00:49:41You're so mean.
00:49:49You're so mean.
00:50:0270,000.
00:50:0770,000?
00:50:08Okay.
00:50:17It's your turn.
00:50:18Why did you cover the cards?
00:50:19Brother.
00:50:23Why are there no cards?
00:50:25We have to go to work.
00:50:27We don't have to go to work now.
00:50:28We have to go to work now.
00:50:29Everyone.
00:50:30The dance competition is starting.
00:50:32Stop playing.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:34Stop playing.
00:50:37You said you wanted to go to the toilet.
00:50:39Why don't you go to the toilet again?
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:41Hold on.
00:50:42Zhu Ma.
00:50:43What are you doing?
00:50:44I need to go to the toilet.
00:50:46That's right.
00:50:47I need to go to the toilet.
00:50:48That's right.
00:50:49It doesn't matter if you're an old man or a young man.
00:50:51At most, you can go to the toilet.
00:50:53I don't want to go to the toilet.
00:50:55You go first.
00:50:56You go first.
00:50:57You go first.
00:50:58Mom, you go.
00:50:59You're so bad-tempered.
00:51:02The dance competition is starting.
00:51:03Really?
00:51:04Let's go.
00:51:05We have to go to the dance competition now.
00:51:12Brother.
00:51:13Come and see.
00:51:14What?
00:51:15Did you see how well KK and Mang Li danced?
00:51:17Their eyes are as big as gold.
00:51:19We lost.
00:51:20Why don't we go first?
00:51:21No, Brother.
00:51:22What?
00:51:23Do you know?
00:51:24This is the best chance to show yourself in front of everyone.
00:51:26What?
00:51:28Everyone.
00:51:29The next pair is...
00:51:30Cheng Bao Chun and...
00:51:31Li Qi.
00:51:38I'm in a hurry.
00:51:40I don't know why.
00:51:42I always think of the waterfall.
00:51:45It's so beautiful.
00:51:54Now I announce the result.
00:51:56The runner-up is...
00:51:58Guan Mu Ji and...
00:51:59Mang Li.
00:52:00No way.
00:52:03The champion is...
00:52:04Li Qi and...
00:52:05Bao Chun.
00:52:10You danced so well.
00:52:11Thank you.
00:52:12You're so cool.
00:52:13Yes.
00:52:15I'll keep this cup.
00:52:19Li Qi is so cool and talented.
00:52:22Yes.
00:52:23He's really good.
00:52:25Yuan is also good.
00:52:27Yes.
00:52:28Yuan is also cool.
00:52:29Give him a chance to try.
00:52:31Okay.
00:52:32Tomorrow.
00:52:38Be careful.
00:52:39Be careful.
00:52:40Be careful.
00:52:45I'm sorry.
00:52:47I'm not afraid of this.
00:52:48You don't need to be afraid.
00:52:50You're from the royal family.
00:52:51I didn't expect this.
00:52:54Why is your voice normal?
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:56It's because I'm not in a hurry.
00:52:58The boss asked you and Yuan to go to the temple.
00:53:01Really?
00:53:02Yes.
00:53:03So Niu is going to the temple.
00:53:06Thank you for your protection.
00:53:08Let's go.
00:53:09Your voice...
00:53:11What's wrong with my voice?
00:53:12Can you stop yawning?
00:53:14I'm not yawning.
00:53:23It's a good opportunity.
00:53:24There's hope for you.
00:53:26Yes.
00:53:27I'm so lucky.
00:53:28Yes.
00:53:29I'm so lucky.
00:53:31You're so lucky.
00:53:32You're so lucky.
00:53:34I'm so lucky.
00:53:35What?
00:53:36I'm so lucky.
00:53:37I'm so lucky.
00:53:38I'm so lucky.
00:53:39I'm so lucky.
00:53:40I'm so lucky.
00:53:41I'm so lucky.
00:53:42There's hope for you.
00:53:44What?
00:53:45We are pro-wrestling.
00:53:47Why is his voice normal?
00:53:48You have a good voice.
00:53:50But how can you win if you're so normal?
00:53:52I'm in a hurry, I can't keep recording.
00:53:55I'll go to the temple.
00:53:56It's my honor.
00:54:03You guys are handsome.
00:54:06Yes.
00:54:07We're going to compete.
00:54:09I'm going to win.
00:54:12You're crazy.
00:54:13What are you doing here?
00:54:14We're here to see my son.
00:54:16Here?
00:54:17Let's see your son!
00:54:18Hey, don't mess with us!
00:54:20I'm a thief.
00:54:21I can't hear you.
00:54:22Don't come any closer.
00:54:23Help me!
00:54:24Help me!
00:54:25Help me!
00:54:26Help me!
00:54:27Help me!
00:54:28Help me!
00:54:29Help me!
00:54:30Help me!
00:54:31Help me!
00:54:32Help me!
00:54:33Help me!
00:54:34Help me!
00:54:35Help me!
00:54:36Help me!
00:54:37Help me!
00:54:38Help me!
00:54:39Help me!
00:54:40Help me!
00:54:41Help me!
00:54:45How scary!
00:54:46How scary!
00:54:47Help me!
00:54:49Help me!
00:54:52You're dead.
00:54:53It hurts.
00:54:55It hurts.
00:54:57Stop hitting me.
00:54:59I won't forgive you!
00:55:03Be careful!
00:55:10Big one, I'll break your left arm.
00:55:15No, I'm done for.
00:55:17Don't hit me.
00:55:19I'm done for.
00:55:21I'm done for.
00:55:25I'm done for.
00:55:27I'm done for.
00:55:29Don't be afraid.
00:55:31I'll kill these guys and come save you.
00:55:40Hahaha.
00:55:42Ha!
00:55:43The Red Candle,
00:55:45where you line your nails isn't pretty, is it?
00:55:47Haiya!
00:55:49Ah!
00:55:51What's yours, Mac Gi?
00:55:52How do you know my name is Mac Gi?
00:55:54You wrote it.
00:55:56You can drink.
00:55:57Aren't you afraid of pain?
00:55:58It's not me but you who's in pain.
00:56:00Argh!
00:56:02Ha ha ha ha.
00:56:07I'll beat you up like a dog!
00:56:09Beat him up!
00:56:18Chi-wan, how is Jackie?
00:56:20Don't worry. The doctor said it's temporary.
00:56:23How did he get beaten up?
00:56:25He's not the most injured.
00:56:28Why is there a barking dog?
00:56:31Help! Help!
00:56:35Hold it! Help!
00:56:38What's wrong, Jackie?
00:56:41The doctor said he's suffering from
00:56:44a type of cancer.
00:56:47It's a no-infection type of dog disease.
00:56:53How are you, Jackie?
00:56:56I'm fine. Don't worry.
00:56:59It's just my tailbone.
00:57:02My left arm is broken.
00:57:05My right finger is broken.
00:57:08My neck has been hit 500-600 times.
00:57:11My eyes have been hit 50-60 times.
00:57:15I'm fine. I'm strong.
00:57:18I can still stand up.
00:57:20Sit. You sit.
00:57:23But there's one thing that's a little more serious.
00:57:33I hit Xiao-yuan.
00:57:36I'll call you when I'm free.
00:57:39Don't call Xiao-yuan.
00:57:41Jackie, come down.
00:57:43Be careful.
00:57:45Jackie, be careful.
00:57:47I'm scared.
00:57:50Don't be scared.
00:57:54Don't bite people, okay?
00:57:56Be a good boy.
00:57:58I'll beat you up like a dog!
00:58:00Like a dog!
00:58:04Jackie, why is your voice like this?
00:58:07It's nothing.
00:58:09The doctor said I was too scared.
00:58:11That's why my voice has become like this.
00:58:14I have a lot of emotions.
00:58:16Are my eyes very depressed?
00:58:20Yes.
00:58:22Is it that bad?
00:58:24It's really bad.
00:58:28They've become like this.
00:58:30What about the audition tomorrow?
00:58:32Don't worry.
00:58:34I think they'll be happy because of this.
00:58:38Why?
00:58:39Because I think they've become like this.
00:58:41They'll be famous.
00:58:43No way.
00:58:44They'll be famous like this?
00:58:46That's right.
00:58:47As long as you go to the audition tomorrow,
00:58:50I promise you'll be famous.
00:58:54Don't worry.
00:58:55Go and wash your clothes.
00:58:5718 girls and a little baby.
00:59:00Take 1.
00:59:01Camera.
00:59:07Boss.
00:59:08Boss.
00:59:10You're still here?
00:59:11I worked so hard to find you.
00:59:14If you don't think about me,
00:59:15you should think about the baby.
00:59:17You're mistaken.
00:59:18This baby isn't mine.
00:59:21I'm just his nanny.
00:59:23Nanny?
00:59:24Oh my god!
00:59:28I've devoted my life to this society.
00:59:31Why did this happen?
00:59:32My wife became a nanny.
00:59:35You're so stupid.
00:59:37Boss.
00:59:38Actually,
00:59:39this baby is the flesh of a radish.
00:59:42I want to raise it.
00:59:44When it grows up,
00:59:47it'll hate the radish.
00:59:50Then our country will be more intelligent.
00:59:54That's right.
00:59:55You're right.
00:59:57It's my fault.
00:59:59Boss.
01:00:00You're right.
01:00:01It's the society's fault.
01:00:03Cut.
01:00:04That's enough.
01:00:05How can you be a nanny with that voice?
01:00:08No.
01:00:09I think he has a good personality.
01:00:14He looks like he has a good personality.
01:00:17But he's not good-looking.
01:00:20I told you he's not good-looking.
01:00:23But women like men who are not good-looking.
01:00:29He's not only not good-looking, but also cute.
01:00:32But his voice is similar.
01:00:34Right?
01:00:35I told you he's not good-looking.
01:00:37But if he's not good-looking,
01:00:39what's special about him?
01:00:41Boss.
01:00:43Are you sure?
01:00:44I can't wait.
01:00:46Let me think about it.
01:00:48The second round.
01:00:49Black Rose vs. Black Man.
01:00:5117 rounds.
01:00:52So 1 vs. 1.
01:00:57I'll beat you up.
01:00:59I'll kill you.
01:01:02Yes.
01:01:12Who can stop me, Black Rose?
01:01:18Hey.
01:01:19Hey.
01:01:22No gun.
01:01:23What should I do?
01:01:24Do whatever you want.
01:01:27Hold on.
01:01:28Don't laugh.
01:01:32It's just a black-and-white film.
01:01:35Don't move.
01:01:37Who are you?
01:01:39Me?
01:01:41I'm a handsome young man.
01:01:43I'm a man who is good-looking.
01:01:45I'm a man who is good-looking.
01:01:47I'm a man who is good-looking.
01:01:49I'm a man who is good-looking.
01:01:50I'm a man who is good-looking.
01:01:51Nonsense.
01:01:53You're just a good-looking man.
01:01:56I'll kill you today.
01:02:02I'll kill you.
01:02:08What?
01:02:09You're out of bullets.
01:02:12I have a lot of guns.
01:02:19What else do you have?
01:02:21Shoot me.
01:02:23I'll kill you.
01:02:25I'll kill you.
01:02:31You're so cool.
01:02:36You're so cool.
01:02:38I'll kill you.
01:02:44Follow me to accept the law's sanctions.
01:02:48Don't move.
01:02:49This gun has no eyes.
01:02:51Let me see your true face.
01:02:58It's you.
01:03:02What a surprise.
01:03:04Yes, it's me.
01:03:07You can't imagine.
01:03:08I'm the one who is always with you.
01:03:11I'm Black Rose.
01:03:15Rose.
01:03:17Rose.
01:03:18Don't die.
01:03:20You're dead.
01:03:22What do you want me to do?
01:03:26God.
01:03:29Why is the world so unfair to me?
01:03:34Bastard.
01:03:37Development Team
01:03:43Boss, we went on a big journey with Bo-Chu, Li-Chi and a lot of others.
01:03:50We must be very happy.
01:03:51Of course.
01:03:52I want to make a good impression especially Bo-Chu and Li-Chi.
01:03:57I want to open up a team called Chen Li-Hat and Gou Lao-Tun.
01:04:03It's a big cast.
01:04:04How long will we have to film?
01:04:057 days.
01:04:06Wow!
01:04:07Amazing!
01:04:08Wow, you're so serious.
01:04:10I heard that Chow's daughter is a very good actress.
01:04:15No, it's just a rumor.
01:04:17We're just good friends.
01:04:19We practice Kung Fu when we have time.
01:04:22We just play mahjong and chat.
01:04:25No, Chow.
01:04:27Someone saw Chow leave your house at 6 o'clock.
01:04:31No, no such thing.
01:04:33No, no.
01:04:34We don't even have a goodbye kiss.
01:04:38Brother Tianlan.
01:04:39Brother Tianlan.
01:04:41Your son?
01:04:42Yes, his name is Wong Ching.
01:04:43Call him uncle.
01:04:44Uncle.
01:04:46Brother.
01:04:47Brother Tianlan and his wife are doctors.
01:04:49Why do you call him brother?
01:04:51I did.
01:04:52Brother.
01:04:54You're so good.
01:04:55You're so good.
01:04:56You're so good.
01:04:57You're so good.
01:04:58You're so good.
01:04:59You're so good.
01:05:00You're so good.
01:05:01Brother.
01:05:03He's here.
01:05:04Let me introduce you.
01:05:05This is the big director, Wong Tianlin.
01:05:07His son, Chow.
01:05:08Wong Ching.
01:05:09Call him uncle.
01:05:10Uncle.
01:05:11Good boy.
01:05:13You're so good.
01:05:15You're so good.
01:05:17I have a stomachache.
01:05:18I need to go to the toilet.
01:05:19Please take care of him for me.
01:05:20Okay.
01:05:21Don't worry.
01:05:22I'll play with you.
01:05:27Okay.
01:05:32Hello.
01:05:33I can't believe that you're going to increase the salary.
01:05:37You said you want to increase.
01:05:38And you said you want to increase.
01:05:40You're worse than us.
01:05:43How about this?
01:05:44You sell the theater and the cinema to us.
01:05:46Okay.
01:05:47Then I'll work for you.
01:05:50You don't like it?
01:05:51Then I'll ask Li Qilongzhen to go with us.
01:05:55Okay.
01:05:56You're so kind.
01:05:59Then I can be the boss.
01:06:02Boss.
01:06:03Do you know that there's a woman behind Qi and Niu?
01:06:08Who?
01:06:09That's Wong Chingwei.
01:06:10Do you know how good he is?
01:06:12He's good at everything.
01:06:13He has a lot of tricks.
01:06:14He's the one who gave us the fish and the rose.
01:06:18Yes.
01:06:19What else does he have?
01:06:20VCD.
01:06:21It's very expensive.
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23Why don't you hire him to be the director?
01:06:24Yes.
01:06:26I'll take a picture.
01:06:27Okay.
01:06:28Thank you.
01:06:29Chingwei.
01:06:30There's a boss who wants to hire you to be the director.
01:06:32Come with me.
01:06:41What tricks do you have?
01:06:56You're very special today.
01:07:00What's so special?
01:07:02You're very popular.
01:07:06Look at my watch.
01:07:07Your watch has a long history.
01:07:09Hurry up and take a look.
01:07:11Today is August 15th, 1967.
01:07:16It's 3.37 p.m.
01:07:19It's August 15th, 1967.
01:07:22It's 3.37 p.m.
01:07:25This minute belongs to the two of us.
01:07:28Dad said you have to pay for the watch.
01:07:33Pay?
01:07:34Who do you think I am?
01:07:36A thief?
01:07:49Dad.
01:08:07Mr. Wong.
01:08:09I know I'm wrong.
01:08:10You know you're wrong?
01:08:14Actually, I really love you.
01:08:24I love you too.
01:08:38We've been filming for so long.
01:08:40Do you know what we're filming?
01:08:47I've been filming for over 20 days.
01:08:50I don't know what I'm doing.
01:08:53I'm so busy.
01:08:55Director, thank you.
01:08:57I'm leaving.
01:08:58Bye.
01:09:04I admire your talent.
01:09:06If you're free tonight,
01:09:08would you like to have tea with me?
01:09:16Director.
01:09:19If you're free, let's watch a movie.
01:09:21I admire your talent.
01:09:23I want to learn from you.
01:09:26This is my phone number.
01:09:28Call me if you're free.
01:09:29Bye.
01:09:37Director.
01:09:39I've created three movies for you to watch.
01:09:46I can't eat chicken in Korea.
01:09:52Damn it.
01:09:53Did they fall in love with me?
01:09:56Friendship.
01:09:58Chicken rice.
01:10:01Wong Ching Wai.
01:10:02How could you think of that?
01:10:04Are you even human?
01:10:07I'm late by half an hour.
01:10:09Bo Chu is late.
01:10:10Fang Fang is early.
01:10:12Ching Wai.
01:10:14I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
01:10:16Take care.
01:10:21Ching Wai.
01:10:22I know it's a bit sudden to ask you out.
01:10:25But I haven't slept for a week.
01:10:28I was so worried last night.
01:10:32I...
01:10:33Qi treats you well.
01:10:35Why don't you get it?
01:10:38I'm so mad at you.
01:10:41I can't get it.
01:10:44Actually...
01:10:45I've...
01:10:47fallen in love with you.
01:10:52Ching Wai.
01:10:53Don't be so agitated.
01:10:55I'm not as good as you think.
01:10:57I'm good at cooking.
01:10:58I'm a good cook.
01:10:59I can cook.
01:11:00I can cook.
01:11:01That's all.
01:11:03Bo Chu.
01:11:04I'm not as good as you think.
01:11:07No.
01:11:08You know how to make artistic films.
01:11:10You know so much in 30 years.
01:11:12I think you're good.
01:11:17I'm not good.
01:11:20Look at my watch.
01:11:22A work watch.
01:11:23A watch.
01:11:24It's from August 15th, 1967.
01:11:263.47 minutes and 42 seconds.
01:11:28Remember.
01:11:29This second belongs to you and me.
01:11:34It's so romantic.
01:11:36Let's go.
01:11:37Ching Wai.
01:11:38I'll come back tomorrow.
01:11:42Ching Wai.
01:11:43Why are you so rude?
01:11:44Are you a human?
01:11:45Are you an insect?
01:11:46No.
01:11:47Are you an insect?
01:11:48Are you a human?
01:11:50Ching Wai.
01:11:51Do you like me or not?
01:11:54I like you, Fang Fang.
01:11:57I know.
01:11:59Do you know that I like you?
01:12:02If you don't like me,
01:12:04then let's break up.
01:12:07So you want to say that
01:12:09you don't care about the world.
01:12:11You just want to have me.
01:12:13Okay.
01:12:14Let's break up.
01:12:16I just want to have you.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:20Okay?
01:12:21It's just an advertisement.
01:12:23I don't care.
01:12:25But I think
01:12:26when I'm with you,
01:12:27I have a feeling.
01:12:28I have a class.
01:12:30I'm sorry.
01:12:31I'm very cheap.
01:12:32I'm looking for a VCD.
01:12:35I just want to ask you.
01:12:36Do you want to be with me?
01:12:47Okay.
01:13:00How is it?
01:13:02It's like water and earth.
01:13:06But your mother
01:13:07doesn't like me being with you.
01:13:10Then you should listen to her.
01:13:13I have an idea.
01:13:15I have to go.
01:13:16I'll come back tomorrow.
01:13:24How did you get this photo?
01:13:28What are you laughing at?
01:13:29Is it funny?
01:13:30You got caught laughing.
01:13:32No way.
01:13:33Director.
01:13:34Gui.
01:13:36Thank you for coming today.
01:13:38Thank you very much.
01:13:39You're welcome.
01:13:40What are you laughing at?
01:13:41Today's scene
01:13:42is about you being
01:13:43Bao Zhu's sister's boyfriend.
01:13:45You made her pregnant.
01:13:47Bao Zhu pretended to be pregnant
01:13:49to trick her father.
01:13:51Li Qi thought
01:13:52you made Bao Zhu pregnant.
01:13:54He went to find Zhe Yuan
01:13:55and stabbed you with a knife.
01:13:56I've seen the movie.
01:14:00I haven't seen it yet.
01:14:01Brother Qi.
01:14:02Brother Yuan.
01:14:03The knife.
01:14:04Are you crazy?
01:14:05The knife is fake.
01:14:06Do you know why
01:14:07you've been making props all your life?
01:14:08It's because you don't
01:14:09know how to act.
01:14:10Be more realistic.
01:14:11Be more serious.
01:14:12Use real things
01:14:13to enhance the quality of the movie.
01:14:14That's right.
01:14:15Go.
01:14:16Go.
01:14:17Go.
01:14:18Go.
01:14:19Go.
01:14:20Go.
01:14:21Go.
01:14:22Go.
01:14:23Go.
01:14:24Go.
01:14:25Go.
01:14:26Go.
01:14:27Go.
01:14:28Go.
01:14:29Go.
01:14:30Go.
01:14:31Go.
01:14:32Go.
01:14:33Go.
01:14:34Go.
01:14:35Go.
01:14:36Go.
01:14:37Go.
01:14:38Go.
01:14:39Go.
01:14:40Go.
01:14:41Go.
01:14:42Go.
01:14:43Go.
01:14:44Go.
01:14:45Go.
01:14:46Go.
01:14:47Go.
01:14:48Go.
01:14:49Go.
01:14:50Go.
01:14:51Go.
01:14:52Go.
01:14:53Go.
01:14:54Go.
01:14:55Go.
01:14:56Go.
01:14:57Go.
01:14:58Go.
01:14:59Go.
01:15:00Go.
01:15:01Go.
01:15:02Go.
01:15:03Go.
01:15:04Go.
01:15:05Go.
01:15:06Go.
01:15:08Go.
01:15:09He is really strong.
01:15:10He is really strong.
01:15:11Hong Kong movies are promising.
01:15:13Director, do you believe that?
01:15:15I want to see the movie industry...
01:15:17to show the oppression and helplessness of the post-modern era...
01:15:20and the sorrow of the urban community.
01:15:22Director, what are you talking about?
01:15:24I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:15:34It's me, Jing.
01:15:36It's me. What are you afraid of?
01:15:38What am I afraid of?
01:15:39What are you doing here at this hour?
01:15:40You'll scare me to death.
01:15:43We're going home.
01:15:44We're not going back.
01:15:47It doesn't matter.
01:15:48You're already an adult.
01:15:50Why don't you try living with her?
01:15:53Who says I want to live with her?
01:15:55You're the only one in my heart.
01:15:58Zheng Weiguo.
01:16:00What I like
01:16:02is a talented man like you.
01:16:05I love you.
01:16:11Zheng Weiguo.
01:16:12Mother wants me to marry Shek.
01:16:13I don't want to.
01:16:14I've decided to run away from home.
01:16:16Of course you can't marry Shek.
01:16:17You have to marry Mao.
01:16:19I won't marry him.
01:16:20I want to marry you.
01:16:22Yan, you're still young.
01:16:24You don't suit Zheng Weiguo.
01:16:26I don't suit him?
01:16:27Don't tell me you suit him?
01:16:29Of course.
01:16:30At least I can speak English.
01:16:32I'm going to the U.S. with him.
01:16:34He's filming a movie.
01:16:35I'm going to college.
01:16:37Zheng Weiguo.
01:16:38You're a jerk.
01:16:40You said you liked me.
01:16:41You said you liked Fang Fang.
01:16:43You're so mean.
01:16:44I know.
01:16:47Why did you hit him?
01:16:48What's it to you if I hit him?
01:16:51Fine.
01:16:52I won't tell you.
01:16:53I'll tell Bao Zhu.
01:16:54Tell Bao Zhu to tell you.
01:16:55Fine.
01:16:56I'm afraid of you.
01:17:02Bao Zhu.
01:17:03Come quickly.
01:17:03You came at the right time.
01:17:04Come with me.
01:17:05I want to talk to you.
01:17:07Why are there only leather suitcases here?
01:17:10Are you going on a trip together?
01:17:14You're not...
01:17:16Right?
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:18In the past 20 years,
01:17:20I've never thought for myself.
01:17:22This time, for my own happiness,
01:17:25I have to think for myself.
01:17:28Yes.
01:17:29Qi is a good person.
01:17:31But I realized
01:17:33I need someone who knows a lot
01:17:36and can teach me a lot.
01:17:38And that person
01:17:40is you.
01:17:43Why did you hit him?
01:17:46You.
01:17:47Him.
01:17:48Me.
01:17:49Oh my god.
01:17:52I understand.
01:17:53I understand too.
01:17:54What do you want from me?
01:17:57I don't love you.
01:17:58What did you say?
01:17:59What did you say?
01:18:00What did you say?
01:18:01Of course, I'm just kidding.
01:18:04Did you hear me?
01:18:05You again?
01:18:08You still want to run away?
01:18:10I treat you as my brother,
01:18:11but you treat me like a scum.
01:18:13You want to chase me,
01:18:14but you don't want to chase me.
01:18:15Do you have a conscience?
01:18:16Do you want me to kill you?
01:18:18Do you want me to kill you?
01:18:19Kill you.
01:18:20You're even afraid of fat people.
01:18:22Yes.
01:18:23Don't make me angry.
01:18:24Zheng Wei.
01:18:25Kill you.
01:18:26I like your talent.
01:18:27I don't want to die.
01:18:29Come back.
01:18:30Come back.
01:18:31See you at the concert.
01:18:36Go away.
01:18:37Don't bother us.
01:18:39What are you doing?
01:18:41Don't go.
01:18:42You want to go?
01:18:43You want to go?
01:18:44You're so stupid.
01:18:45You're so stupid.
01:18:46You're so stupid.
01:18:47It's not convenient to act in public.
01:18:48You don't help her.
01:18:49You also help Fang Fang.
01:18:50You go.
01:18:51You go.
01:18:52I'll kill you.
01:18:53I'll kill you.
01:18:55Go.
01:18:56Go.
01:18:57Don't go.
01:18:58Go.
01:18:59Don't go.
01:19:00Brother Qi.
01:19:01If you want to kill her.
01:19:02You kill me first.
01:19:03You also help her.
01:19:05You talk slowly.
01:19:06I'll chase her.
01:19:07Don't go.
01:19:08You kill me.
01:19:09I'll let you kill her.
01:19:10What did you say?
01:19:12I didn't know you're so blind.
01:19:16I'll kill you.
01:19:18I'll take a plane with you two.
01:19:22I'll go back to my mother.
01:19:25Go.
01:19:26Brother Qi.
01:19:27I came to beg you.
01:19:30I don't know what to do.
01:19:32What do you want to do?
01:19:34I want to go back.
01:19:35I don't want to stay here.
01:19:37It's annoying if there's no woman.
01:19:39You like so many women.
01:19:41I only have you.
01:19:47I'll go crazy with you.
01:19:48I won't remember anything in the morning.
01:19:51What are you crazy about?
01:19:53Go to the pawnshop.
01:19:5621 o'clock again?
01:19:57You too?
01:19:58Who opens the pawnshop?
01:20:00It's easy to earn money.
01:20:01Go to the pawnshop.
01:20:03I don't have money.
01:20:04Buy a big one.
01:20:06A big star.
01:20:08I don't have much money.
01:20:10I bought it all.
01:20:12I want one.
01:20:2212 o'clock again.
01:20:2421 o'clock again.
01:20:26It's annoying if there's no woman.
01:20:38It's better to gamble than to act.
01:20:40I've seen it.
01:20:41Don't gamble.
01:20:42You have a movie theater and a theater.
01:20:44Why do you gamble so much?
01:20:46People will think you have a lot of money.
01:20:48Take a ride to the pawnshop.
01:20:50You'll be happy in the morning.
01:20:53Trust me.
01:20:54You're talented.
01:20:56See you in the evening.
01:20:57Of course.
01:20:58See you in the evening.
01:21:01Okay.
01:21:05Brother Hua.
01:21:07You're good at it.
01:21:08Of course.
01:21:10It's too small for you.
01:21:12Take a bigger one.
01:21:13Really?
01:21:14Yes.
01:21:15I won't play with you.
01:21:20At this time,
01:21:21I don't have any money.
01:21:23What can I do?
01:21:27Don't drink too much.
01:21:29You'll get drunk.
01:21:30Don't worry about me.
01:21:32I'll drink.
01:21:33I'll get drunk.
01:21:35I'll get drunk.
01:21:38Let's drink together.
01:21:40Let's drink together.
01:21:50I'll drink, too.
01:21:51If you keep drinking, you'll die.
01:21:56I'll drink, too.
01:22:02I'm not a cow.
01:22:03I'm a man.
01:22:04I have tears in my eyes.
01:22:08When I'm sad,
01:22:09I don't cry.
01:22:17You have so much money.
01:22:20You're really a cow.
01:22:22I told you.
01:22:24Why did you come to the theater?
01:22:26I don't have a theater now.
01:22:28I don't have a theater.
01:22:32Is it because the theater is closed?
01:22:35You must be tired of me.
01:22:41Am I really tired of you?
01:22:44Yes.
01:22:45Why can't I think of it?
01:22:47You're the one who's tired of me.
01:22:50Your eyes look a little sad.
01:22:53It's all your fault.
01:23:23Am I dreaming?
01:23:27Yes.
01:23:29If you close your eyes slowly,
01:23:32I'll disappear.
01:23:42You're a bad guy.
01:23:44You...
01:23:45You humiliated me.
01:23:46Don't talk nonsense.
01:23:48You're the one who humiliated me.
01:23:50I'm a woman.
01:23:51How could I know?
01:23:53Tell me.
01:23:54How could you humiliate me?
01:23:57Be serious.
01:23:59Look.
01:24:02Let's go to Qi.
01:24:11Good morning.
01:24:13No way.
01:24:14You humiliated me.
01:24:16Are you kidding me?
01:24:17That's not what I said.
01:24:19Are you pregnant?
01:24:22Help me.
01:24:24You humiliated me for the first time.
01:24:28I won't give up.
01:24:30Stop it.
01:24:31I usually put on heavy makeup.
01:24:33But I'm not a hooligan.
01:24:37Qi.
01:24:38Hold on.
01:24:39Don't come in.
01:24:49Don't come in.
01:25:05Qi.
01:25:08I have a B.
01:25:10And a D.
01:25:12I have a C and a D.
01:25:17I don't care.
01:25:19Okay.
01:25:20You're a bad guy.
01:25:22You humiliated me.
01:25:23I'm a woman.
01:25:24You humiliated me.
01:25:25I'm a woman.
01:25:41I'm pregnant.
01:25:44I don't know who I'm pregnant.
01:25:47Who are you?
01:25:51I'm Logie.
01:25:52I'm a delivery man.
01:25:54You caught me last night.
01:25:56I like to watch your plays.
01:25:59Really?
01:26:00Yes.
01:26:01I have to go.
01:26:03I have to go to work.
01:26:05Why?
01:26:06I can take care of you.
01:26:08It's rare to see you.
01:26:38I'm going to work.
01:26:40I have to go to work.
01:26:57I have to go to the bathroom.
01:26:59I have to go to the bathroom.
01:27:00If I know who is the director,
01:27:02I will kill him.
01:27:08Don't throw it away.
01:27:11He is a bad director.
01:27:13He is a bad director.
01:27:14He is a bad director.
01:27:15He is a bad director.
01:27:18I just gave him a few dollars.
01:27:20Do you have to yell at me?
01:27:22I gave you a few dollars.
01:27:24Do you have to yell at me?
01:27:28I can yell at you.
01:27:29I can yell at you.
01:27:30Sit down.
01:27:31Sit down.
01:27:36Do you know what you have done?
01:27:41Boss...
01:27:43Before I kick you out,
01:27:45before I kick you out,
01:27:47get out of here.
01:27:49Get out of here.
01:28:00Well done.
01:28:03I admire you.
01:28:06It's really hard to make a film.
01:28:09I took the trouble to make three films.
01:28:12None of them were appreciated.
01:28:16None of them.
01:28:19None of them.
01:28:22I can't go back to the 90s.
01:28:26Am I going to die?
01:28:27Am I going to die?
01:28:28Am I going to die?
01:28:29Am I going to die?
01:28:30Oh my God!
01:28:33I have been loyal to you all my life.
01:28:35Why did this happen to me?
01:28:39Now,
01:28:40I have become a scum of society.
01:28:42I have become a scum of society.
01:28:43I have become a scum of society.
01:28:44It's not my fault.
01:28:45It's not my fault.
01:28:46Fang Fang said I humiliated him.
01:28:48Fang Fang said I sinned.
01:28:50Fang Fang said I sinned.
01:28:51I made a film without any audience.
01:28:52Now,
01:28:53I can only jump into the sea to kill him.
01:28:55Otherwise,
01:28:56I will be a coward forever.
01:28:59That's right.
01:29:00You can be a coward forever.
01:29:01You can be a coward forever.
01:29:02You can be a coward forever.
01:29:03You?
01:29:04I will kill you.
01:29:05I will kill you.
01:29:06I will kill you.
01:29:09If it wasn't you,
01:29:10I wouldn't be in this mess.
01:29:12I wouldn't be in this mess.
01:29:15A film for a month?
01:29:16If it wasn't for Fong Fong and Bo Chuen, it would have been over!
01:29:19It must have been like this!
01:29:21Your future is to be a very outstanding pervert
01:29:25and make perverted movies.
01:29:26You are the ancestor of street movies,
01:29:29the god of third-class movies.
01:29:30What else do you want to do?
01:29:32I don't care!
01:29:34I will never make perverted movies again!
01:29:36Don't do it!
01:29:38Don't do it!
01:29:40Don't do it!
01:29:41Don't do it!
01:29:42They want to jump into the sea again?
01:29:44Don't do it!
01:29:46Where are Ah Kee and Ah Wai?
01:29:48Hey, what a coincidence!
01:29:50Jumping into the sea?
01:29:50Yes!
01:29:51What about you?
01:29:52We are also jumping into the sea!
01:29:56I will kill you!
01:29:57I will kill you!
01:29:59I will kill you!
01:30:00I will kill you!
01:30:02I will kill you!
01:30:03You die!
01:30:04You die!
01:30:05Why do people in the 60s like to kill people?
01:30:09You die!
01:30:11Stop!
01:30:13Listen to what he says!
01:30:14There is nothing in this world that can't be separated.
01:30:19Mr. Che, Mr. Lee,
01:30:21you will find your own way in the future.
01:30:23Ah Yuen,
01:30:24first you will have a Taiwan's Ah Chun,
01:30:28then you will have a Taiwan's Lai Ku.
01:30:30You will have a son and a daughter.
01:30:31The son's name is Lemon,
01:30:33the daughter's name is Taiping.
01:30:34In the future, when it's New Year's Eve,
01:30:36you will wear the same clothes,
01:30:38hold the same neckband,
01:30:40take the same photo,
01:30:41and distribute it on the cover of all major magazines.
01:30:44We have to take photos every year, right?
01:30:45Until you come back.
01:30:47I'm not that scared.
01:30:48Ah Kee,
01:30:49as far as I'm concerned,
01:30:50you will get to know a lot of women
01:30:52and they will help you make a lot of films.
01:30:54In short, you will find your own way.
01:30:55What are you still arguing about?
01:30:57What about me?
01:30:58You don't have to be a big shot anymore.
01:31:02You become a detective.
01:31:03If you become a detective,
01:31:04you have to do it until you are 70 years old.
01:31:06The only price you have to pay is
01:31:07that you have to wear a dry suit in winter and summer.
01:31:10What about So Chou?
01:31:10Don't mention So Chou.
01:31:12It's none of your business.
01:31:13He will be married to a girl named Dou Xiaoying in the future.
01:31:16What?
01:31:17So I have to start chasing after Yuk Hu Lu Wang Xiaowei now?
01:31:19Hey, he is dating Jiao Shu.
01:31:22I don't believe it either.
01:31:24I haven't seen the movie yet.
01:31:25How do I know how to make a film?
01:31:26I left a VCD machine and a lot of VCDs at your house.
01:31:29Take a look at one of them,
01:31:32which is called What's the Matter?
01:31:33and Yuk Pu Tuan Episode 1 and 2.
01:31:35Give it some time to study.
01:31:37Finally, you will be able to use your infinite power
01:31:39to reach the stage where you can't move while fighting.
01:31:43I understand. Thank you.
01:31:45Okay.
01:31:47That's right.
01:31:48I don't have any more VCDs.
01:31:50I'm going to die.
01:31:51Then we'll leave it to you.
01:31:52We'll leave it to you.
01:31:54Hey, hey, hey, help me!
01:31:56Help me, help me, help me!
01:31:59Hey, what are you doing?
01:32:01Hey, what are you doing?
01:32:02Help me!
01:32:05Help me!
01:32:08Wang Xiaowei, are you okay?
01:32:11I'm okay.
01:32:12If you're okay, I'm fine.
01:32:14If I'm not okay, I need to go to the bathroom.
01:32:16Help me look after Jing.
01:32:20What are you looking at?
01:32:21You don't believe me?
01:32:23Are you still mad at me for putting your head in the bathroom last time?
01:32:26No.
01:32:27But your eyes don't seem to believe me.
01:32:30No, I have something to tell you.
01:32:32Do you want to say that I'm from the Southwest?
01:32:35That I'm from the countryside?
01:32:37I've seen your three films.
01:32:41Are you making fun of me?
01:32:44No, I like it a lot.
01:32:54Do you know how to watch?
01:32:56I think your films are very cool and new.
01:32:59You...
01:33:01You're the only person who knows how to admire me.
01:33:04It turns out that your films are terrible.
01:33:08I want to be a director when I grow up.
01:33:09Can you teach me?
01:33:13You don't need me to teach you.
01:33:14You...
01:33:15You can be a director.
01:33:17I want to make your films.
01:33:21Don't make my films.
01:33:22You...
01:33:23You make your films about gambling and chasing girls.
01:33:27You...
01:33:28Remember to add some shits.
01:33:31People will like it.
01:33:32I don't want to.
01:33:33Silly boy!
01:33:36You're not cheap.
01:33:37How can you make people like you?
01:33:40Anyway, you should spend more time in the toilet.
01:33:44And you should build more towers.
01:33:45Then you'll find out the power of shits.
01:33:48You can even break the windows.
01:33:50I understand.
01:33:51Dad, I want to be a director when I grow up.
01:33:58Finally, someone admires your films.
01:34:01Yes.
01:34:02Now I have a fat son.
01:34:05I think life is wonderful.
01:34:07You can go back.
01:34:09But remember, your films are not bad.
01:34:12Don't wear glasses and look at people anymore.
01:34:23Why are you shouting?
01:34:25Did you fall asleep?
01:34:28Where is Yun Liqi?
01:34:30What are you talking about?
01:34:30Tomorrow is the award ceremony.
01:34:32You'll see her tomorrow.
01:34:34Tomorrow?
01:34:35Yes.
01:34:41It's 1997 now.
01:34:43Are you crazy?
01:34:45I came back from France yesterday.
01:34:48I'll go to the award ceremony tomorrow.
01:34:52I'll pay my respects to Yun Liqi.
01:34:55Yes, silly boy.
01:35:01I'm back!
01:35:03I'm back!
01:35:13Are you a worker, young man?
01:35:15Why is the black-haired boy so familiar?
01:35:23Everyone.
01:35:25Ladies and gentlemen.
01:35:27The best film of the month.
01:35:30Mr. Ngo Ta-Hua.
01:35:43Everyone.
01:35:44Next, let me introduce the good friend of Uncle Hua.
01:35:48Mr. Cheung Chun-Shu.
01:35:51Mr. Che Yuen.
01:35:53Mr. Ling is here.
01:35:55Let's do it this way.
01:35:57The award ceremony is over.
01:35:58Let me give you a ride.
01:36:01See you later.
01:36:06Good job, Mr. Che.
01:36:08You did a great job.
01:36:10I'm an athlete.
01:36:11You're an iron man.
01:36:13Are you filming me?
01:36:16Yun-Lin.
01:36:17Grandpa is here.
01:36:20Look at him.
01:36:22Does he look like
01:36:24the man who threw him into the sea 30 years ago?
01:36:28That's right.
01:36:30He's much taller.
01:36:31He's my father.
01:36:32Your father?
01:36:34He doesn't look like him.
01:36:35Your father is so tall.
01:36:40Everyone.
01:36:41Today, the theme of the Golden Cow Award is
01:36:45paying tribute to Cantonese films.
01:36:47So we invited the most popular good friend,
01:36:49Ms. Ka-Yin, to be the hostess.
01:36:54Mr. Niu, Mr. Ling.
01:36:55It's been a long time.
01:36:57Ka-Yin.
01:36:59You haven't changed at all.
01:37:02You must have overlooked him.
01:37:06Let's not talk about that.
01:37:07I'd like to introduce my two good friends.
01:37:10We haven't seen each other for a long time.
01:37:12Let's welcome Bo-Ju and Bo-Mo.
01:37:24Bo-Ju
01:37:34Bo-Ju
01:37:35Hello.
01:37:37Hello, Mr. Niu.
01:37:38Hello.
01:37:39Are you Suo-Chou?
01:37:40Yes, Suo-Chou called me to greet you in America.
01:37:44By the way, Mr. Niu.
01:37:45Do you have any news about Mr. Qi?
01:37:48What do you want to know about me?
01:37:52Mr. Qi?
01:37:54Mr. Qi, please come this way.
01:37:56This way, please.
01:37:59Mr. Qi.
01:38:00Why didn't you come back to film?
01:38:05Nothing.
01:38:06Bo-Mo did a good job.
01:38:08By the way,
01:38:09I watched your last few films.
01:38:13Which films?
01:38:14The third film.
01:38:17Bo-Mo's film.
01:38:20Oh,
01:38:21you mean the film
01:38:22No hair, no sky, no clothes, right?
01:38:24Is it good?
01:38:26Yes, it's good.
01:38:28But the movements in it
01:38:30are more difficult.
01:38:32Oh,
01:38:33I'll teach you later.
01:38:34You can do it.
01:38:38Okay.
01:38:42Don't cry.
01:38:45Brother,
01:38:46what you said is true.
01:38:50Where's your father, fatty?
01:38:52He's in the bathroom.
01:38:56Fatty,
01:38:57you're such an asshole.
01:38:59I'll kick your ass.
01:39:01I'll kick your ass.
01:39:06These guys are the real stars.
01:39:09I can't stand them.
01:39:10If they were famous in the 90s,
01:39:12what kind of films would they make?
01:39:20Don't move.
01:39:21Police.
01:39:30You're beautiful.
01:39:31You suck.
01:39:33You always praise others.
01:39:37Help me.
01:39:39Can I
01:39:41touch you?
01:39:43I've always wanted to know
01:39:45how it feels
01:39:47to be this big.
01:39:50Hmm...
01:39:52I can't.
01:39:57Are you gay?
01:40:02You've never
01:40:03touched a woman before.
01:40:07Didn't you say
01:40:09you wanted to touch me?
01:40:13It feels good.
01:40:20You suck.
01:40:27Fatty,
01:40:28you're a scumbag.
01:40:30You killed my brother.
01:40:32I'll get even with you.
01:40:34Little boy,
01:40:36I'm the King of the World.
01:40:39How dare you come out?
01:40:42You're crazy.
01:40:45Come with me.
01:40:50Come with me.
01:40:56Let's go.
01:40:58Let's go.
01:41:00Don't go.
01:41:01Don't move.
01:41:10Little boy,
01:41:12do you know I'm the King of the World?
01:41:14I can't die.
01:41:20You're in trouble.
01:41:22You're going to die.
01:41:50Ah...
01:41:56In youth,
01:41:58there's no reason to lose.
01:42:03Ah...
01:42:09I just want
01:42:11to be with you.
01:42:15Lovers
01:42:17In youth,
01:42:19there's no reason to lose.
01:42:21Why?
01:42:23Why is it so hard
01:42:25to be with you?
01:42:27In youth,
01:42:29there's no reason to lose.
01:42:31Lovers
01:42:35In youth,
01:42:37there's no reason to lose.
01:42:40Ah...
01:42:47In youth,
01:42:49there's no reason to lose.
01:42:51Ah...
01:42:53In youth,
01:42:55there's no reason to lose.
01:42:57Ah...
01:42:59In youth,
01:43:01there's no reason to lose.
01:43:03Ah...
01:43:05In youth,
01:43:07there's no reason to lose.
01:43:09Ah...
01:43:11In youth,
01:43:13there's no reason to lose.