2005 S14E03
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00:00Patrol B. Returning to base for a Grade 1 encounter. Two survivors, one injury. ETA 20
00:15minutes.
00:16Have you done your teeth?
00:17Yes.
00:18Well, I need to smell your minty breath.
00:30Oh, you little liar.
00:32Teeth, now.
00:33How can you smell my breath over the com?
00:36Dad's skills, that's how.
00:38Wait a moment.
00:40How are we doing?
00:42Less than a mile from base camp. We're right in the middle of a minefield.
00:47There were no mines here yesterday.
00:49They must have migrated again.
00:52The fog's bad, too.
00:54It's just fog.
00:55Some of the men think the Castoreans are in the fog.
00:58Hack, they're made of fog. That's why we never see them.
01:02Of course. The fog's been analysed, and it's just fog.
01:06Oh.
01:07Hey, I'm really close.
01:09Find Mundy and get her to put you to bed.
01:12And do your teeth.
01:14Kiss, kiss.
01:15Kiss, kiss.
01:19Carson.
01:22Do you know what's our best bet?
01:28I think there might be an ambulance.
01:31I'll be fine.
01:34Come on. I'm just asking you to switch patrols with me.
01:38It's not exactly loaves and fishes, is it?
01:40I'm not a bishop. I'm not allowed.
01:42Oh, you're a virgin.
01:43I don't have the divinity.
01:49Mundy.
01:50Give us a minute, love.
01:52Hey, Cantor.
01:54Listen, seriously.
01:56As God is my witness on my soul eternal,
02:01I'll let you see my tattoo.
02:03Your tattoo?
02:04It's not on general view, which makes it more exciting,
02:07romantic tension between us.
02:13Look, I'm only doing this because I want you to stop annoying me.
02:15Great. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks a million.
02:18What's up, Spicer?
02:19Oi.
02:20What?
02:21Tattoo?
02:22Sorry. It's on Posh Graham. I finished it yesterday.
02:25You'll love it.
02:27You should be nice to Cantor. He likes you.
02:30No, he doesn't.
02:32I was just joking about that.
02:33He's not joking.
02:36Dad.
02:42What's wrong?
02:43Ambulance.
02:44Dead ahead.
02:46Okay.
02:47Sir, respectfully, your eyes.
02:51It might detect the injury.
02:53Well, it might help me then.
02:55Sir, the algorithm's haywire right now.
02:57You know what happened to Wilson.
02:59The algorithm's been upgraded.
03:01No, they ran out of money.
03:03Ma, we have to keep moving. We don't have a choice.
03:10Okay, okay, hold there.
03:17I guess it could be dormant. It's a long way from the fighting.
03:20Well, they're combat activated.
03:21They power down when there's nothing going on, but their sensors stay active.
03:24You know, I'm not even sure it's...
03:29Carson! Carson, where are you?
03:32Are you okay?
03:33It's fine. It's fine. I'm okay.
03:35I'm not injured. Just stay where you are. I'll just...
03:43Carson! Carson!
03:52Combat detected. Combat detected. Combat detected. Combat detected. Combat detected.
04:02Patient acquired.
04:05Sharp scratch.
04:07You're doing very well.
04:09Patient name, John Francis Bator.
04:12Calendar age, 42 years.
04:15Vital signs in normal range.
04:17Blood pressure high.
04:18Cardiac function good.
04:20Liver mildly inflamed.
04:22Diagnosis, blind.
04:25I'm not blind. My vision is temporarily impaired.
04:27Eyesight recovery time estimated.
04:31Four weeks.
04:32Evaluation unacceptable.
04:34Combat medical failed.
04:36Listen to me. I have a child at base camp.
04:39Check my records, my next of kin, Splice.
04:41She's my daughter, and I'm exclusively responsible for her.
04:44Please, check my records.
04:46Leave a message at the tone.
04:48F**k.
04:53Kiss, kiss.
04:54Next of kin, informed.
04:58The Villengarde Corporation would like to extend its deepest condolences on your upcoming loss.
05:04Thoughts and prayers.
05:07Sharp scratch.
05:17Did you hear that?
05:18Give me a sec.
05:20Someone's in trouble.
05:21Stay there!
05:33Incoming!
05:36Doctor?
05:53Doctor!
06:23Doctor!
06:31Doctor!
06:40Doctor!
06:47Doctor, is that you?
06:49Everything's fine.
06:51Who said it wasn't?
06:53Completely fine.
06:58Come toward my voice and watch where you put your feet.
07:10What are you singing?
07:13Skybox song.
07:16Like it?
07:23I didn't ask what you were singing, I asked why.
07:29Getting my zen on.
07:31My landmine zen.
07:34I need you to describe to me what I'm standing on.
07:38Fairly sure I know, but details are important.
07:41I can't risk looking down.
07:43The sensors are on hair trigger.
07:45Why hasn't it set off already when you stepped on it?
07:48Impact activates the sensors.
07:51Now it's confirming if there's a live target on it.
07:53One wrong move and boom!
07:58I go all food mixer.
08:04Where are we?
08:06In the middle of a war.
08:08I was kind of hoping for a beach.
08:10Do you think this is?
08:12It's not a beach.
08:13I'll give it time.
08:15Everywhere's a beach eventually.
08:16Okay.
08:18I'm down.
08:19I'm about ten feet directly behind you.
08:21Look at my right foot.
08:22Describe what I'm standing on.
08:24It's a sort of disc.
08:26It's really thin.
08:27It's got lights around the edge, around the rim.
08:29Green lights.
08:33Okay.
08:35Okay, very slowly.
08:37Very carefully move around me.
08:40And tell me if there's a gap in the lights.
08:42It's not gone off yet.
08:44So I think there's a gap.
08:45Hoping for quite a big one.
08:48Why does a landmine have lights on it?
08:53Capitalism.
08:54Excuse me?
08:55Flashy lights play well in a showroom.
08:58Modern warfare.
09:00Death by salesman.
09:02I found the gap.
09:04It's right under your foot in front of you.
09:06How big is it?
09:08Four fingers.
09:11Okay.
09:13Well, that's better than two fingers, for instance.
09:16Is there a V on it?
09:18Yeah.
09:20V for victory.
09:22Villain guard.
09:23V for villain guard.
09:25Biggest weapons manufacturer in recorded history.
09:27Supplied all sides in all conflicts for the past two centuries in this sector.
09:32Had to deactivate one of these ones.
09:33A lesbian gymkhana.
09:35Underwater.
09:36For a bet.
09:37Except it wasn't live and I wasn't standing on it.
09:39And I lost that bet.
09:40Sorry.
09:41Wrong moment for this story.
09:43First things first.
09:44Someone was screaming.
09:45Came from directly up there.
09:46Can you check and see if anyone needs help?
09:48You need help.
09:49I'm not even screaming.
09:51Yet.
09:52Priorities.
09:55You'll need to go the long way round and watch your step.
10:01While you're up there, see if you can see anything heavy.
10:05A good-sized rock or something.
10:07I cannot keep standing on one leg.
10:10But if I put my other foot down on the ground, it will shift my weight.
10:14I need to counterbalance.
10:15I need to increase the weight on the mine at the exact moment I decrease it.
10:20It's going to be tricky.
10:21It's going to be a moment, yeah.
10:32Anyone there?
10:34Er, no.
10:36Nothing.
10:37Just a flashy light thing.
10:43Hang on.
10:45Found something.
10:47A weird thing.
10:49If it's a heavy, weird thing, bring it.
10:53It's okay.
10:54It's okay.
10:55Goodbye.
10:56Don't worry.
10:59It's vacuum drones, that's all.
11:01Hoovering up the smoke so that nobody can choke to death before they are safely shot.
11:06Oh, okay.
11:08I suppose that's...
11:13What's wrong?
11:15Ruby, have you seen something?
11:24Oh, Ruby, I'm sorry.
11:25I forgot.
11:26Your first time on a new planet.
11:29It flips the stomach, doesn't it?
11:32A brand new sky.
11:34We're on Castarian 3.
11:37Going by the rings next door.
11:39Decent enough.
11:40Seven out of ten.
11:41Good trees.
11:42Great mountains.
11:43Rainbow crystal.
11:44Wait until you see the dawn.
11:47Mind you, this place is basically empty.
11:49Who'd pick a fight round here?
11:50Okay, I've got a heavy thing.
11:52I think this is an urn or something, but it's kind of gross.
11:56What is it?
11:57Never mind.
12:00What do you mean, never mind?
12:05Tell me what you're not telling me.
12:08Okay.
12:13Okay, that isn't an urn.
12:16There isn't a body inside of that.
12:20That is a body.
12:23That is a dead body.
12:27Compressed, somehow.
12:29Like it's been, I don't know, smelted?
12:31Seriously?
12:33I heard a scream.
12:34I guess it was that.
12:35He was being smelted.
12:37That's a good word.
12:38Smelted, isn't it?
12:39Not at the moment.
12:40I've never used the word smelted before.
12:42It's never come up.
12:43New planet, new word, landmine.
12:45Oh, I am having a day.
12:46Okay, are you getting scared because he's just babbling now?
12:48Toss it in your hand.
12:51That thing.
12:52Toss it in your hand and catch it, please.
12:58Okay, yeah, that's about the right way.
13:00About?
13:01Okay, it's exactly 6.732217 kilograms.
13:04I was trying not to show off.
13:05Throw it to me.
13:08No.
13:09It's in my right hand.
13:10I need to use it to counterbalance.
13:11I'm going to catch it at the exact moment I put my left foot down on the ground.
13:15I understand, but it's too unstable.
13:19Let me give it to you.
13:20No.
13:21You'll have a much better chance if I just put it in your hand.
13:25If it goes wrong, you will be caught in the blast.
13:28Well, let's get it right then.
13:30Ruby, I forbid this.
13:33Yeah, good luck with that.
13:34You don't understand.
13:35This is a smart mine.
13:36It is monitoring anything.
13:38If it can change, I get too worried about you and my blood pressure goes up.
13:41And I don't know how much leeway I have.
13:43Best not to worry then.
13:51So how are we going to do this?
13:52Count of three?
13:53No arguing, Doctor.
13:56Blood pressure.
14:02Ruby, if this doesn't work, you are brave.
14:07And you are wonderful.
14:09And I forgive you for being incredibly stupid.
14:19Good then.
14:22And if it does work, I'm going to be very cross with you for a very, very long time.
14:32Not that long, babes.
14:35You're standing on a landmine.
14:46Count of three?
14:47Okay, no way.
14:48I need something more rhythmic.
14:51I need a beat, like a song.
14:53Sing the song.
14:54The song?
14:55The song.
14:56Over the sea to sky.
14:57That's the last line on the word sky.
14:58I love that song.
14:59It's about Bonnie Prince Charlie.
15:00I know, it's sweet.
15:01Let's go.
15:02It's sweet.
15:03And it's sad.
15:04It's like soldiers fighting.
15:05It's sad like a lullaby and it's right, isn't it?
15:08Songs about soldiers should be sad, don't you think?
15:11Okay, Doctor, I'm ready.
15:12Stop babbling.
15:13Okay.
15:14Okay.
15:15Ruby.
15:17Shall we dance?
15:18Speed, body bold, like a bird on a wing. Onward, the sailors cry.
15:30Carry the lad that's born to be king, over the sea to sky.
15:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:46Okay, okay, okay.
15:51Okay, okay, the lights are moving.
15:53That's okay, that's all right, that's all right, that's all right.
15:55It's the after effect. It's my adrenaline, I just need to focus, I just need to relax.
15:59They're still moving.
16:00Maybe don't keep mentioning that.
16:02I turned to the beach, and there she stood, dark and tall, on an edge of the wood.
16:06The sky's too big, I'm scared, I cried.
16:08She replied, young man, don't you know there's more to life than the moon and a president's wife?
16:22Okay, okay.
16:25I think that's it.
16:28That was close.
16:30No margin for error.
16:32You know what's really great about no margin for error?
16:36No more errors.
16:38Thank you, John Francis Vator.
16:42Hello, I'm John Francis Vator, deceased.
16:46Apologies for your loss.
16:48Voice activated.
16:50These are my mortal remains. At your convenience, please return them to my parents, Agnes and Millicent Vator.
16:56Address will be supplied on request.
16:58Hey John, am I talking to an AI?
17:00I'm an approximate AI reconstruction of the deceased John Vator.
17:04Signature elements of my former personality have been incorporated into this interface.
17:09Kiss, kiss.
17:11What happened to you, John?
17:12I was humanely terminated on the discovery of the fatal condition, blindness.
17:17Blindness isn't fatal.
17:18You literally just said that to a dead blind guy.
17:22Who terminated you, John?
17:24I was spared further suffering by a villain guard, automated ambulance unit.
17:28My recovery was estimated as beyond acceptable parameters for a conflict as budgeted.
17:34Sorry, killed by an ambulance?
17:37Life is cheap. Patients are expensive.
17:40The villain guard algorithm.
17:42The what?
17:43Villain guard battle products are fitted with AI.
17:45The algorithm maintains a fighting force just above the acceptable number of casualties.
17:50Keeps you fighting, keeps you dying, keeps you buying.
17:53Medical services optimize the casualty rate for continued conflict.
17:57War is business, and business is booming.
18:03Good to meet you, John.
18:04Kiss, kiss.
18:05Daddy?
18:09Is my daddy there? I heard him.
18:14Hello? Hello, up there.
18:17You okay? You need help?
18:21I'm looking for my daddy.
18:24How did you...? Why did you come here?
18:28He sent me a message. I can read a geostamp.
18:31Where is he? Where's my daddy? I heard him.
18:34Shouldn't you be tucked up in bed?
18:37It's a little kid like you doing out in a nasty war like this.
18:40My dad got special permission to bring me.
18:46Oh, that's good, isn't it?
18:48Because my mummy got gathered up.
18:53She got what? Gathered?
18:56She got gathered up by God. He loved her so much that he gathered her up early so she could be in heaven with him like an angel.
19:04We'll see you again one day, Daddy explained.
19:08Where is Daddy?
19:15This is Ruby, and my name is The Doctor.
19:19The Doctor isn't a name.
19:20Yeah, and I'm not even a doctor.
19:23People don't usually bring that up. You're good already.
19:26I'm Splice.
19:27Great name. I love it. Just Splice.
19:30Splice Allison Vader.
19:33Splice Allison Vader.
19:35You have been identified as the next of kin of John Francis Vader.
19:38Daddy!
19:39I am an AI reconstruction of your deceased parent.
19:42Apologies for yours. Let's create him.
19:44No, wait.
19:46Wait!
19:47Daddy!
19:48Get off me!
19:49Get off me!
19:50Get off me!
19:51Wait!
19:52If I can also just drive in.
19:54Please, no!
19:55Perhaps I should come back later.
19:57Kiss kiss.
20:02Look at his foot!
20:03Look at what he's standing on!
20:07You see that?
20:09See what he's standing on?
20:15Doctor?
20:16You okay?
20:17It's just adrenaline rush.
20:19It's got to control it.
20:21It's gone down.
20:22Down, it's moving down.
20:23Down, down, down, down, down, down.
20:25Sliding down.
20:29Doctor?
20:31What's happening?
20:35Me.
20:38I'm happening.
20:43I'm the explosive.
20:46No.
20:50You are in my sights.
20:52I can drop you where you stand.
20:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:55Do you understand?
20:58Signal your understanding.
21:02Signal your understanding!
21:03I understand.
21:04Please.
21:05I understand.
21:06He's on a landmine.
21:07He's standing right on one.
21:08Ma'am, I'm fully apprised of what he's standing on.
21:13Splice, you okay down there?
21:14I'm here, Mundy.
21:15I'm trying to find Daddy.
21:16I saw him.
21:17He was a hologram.
21:18Where is he?
21:32Sir.
21:34My name is Mundy Flynn.
21:36I'm an ordained Anglican Marine.
21:39What are you doing out here?
21:42Are you...
21:44civilians?
21:45Anglican what?
21:46Great name, Mundy Flynn.
21:47You should marry Ruby.
21:49Then you'd be Mundy Sunday.
21:50Go on, get married.
21:51I'd laugh every day.
21:52What's an Anglican Marine?
21:54Since when was the church an army?
21:55Since most of your history.
21:57You've been living in a blip.
21:58Sir, the casket in your right hand.
22:02Are you aware those are the sacred remains
22:04of an ordained Anglican?
22:06Are you aware your face is ringing?
22:12Did you like the tattoo?
22:13Look, I do, don't you?
22:14I know where you are.
22:15Get back to the compound.
22:16You're giving me orders now.
22:18I'm not giving you orders.
22:19I'm worried.
22:20If all drones have been out,
22:21the Castarians could be planning an attack.
22:23Shut up, you're worried.
22:25You don't even like me.
22:26Of course I...
22:29Okay, this idiot little war.
22:31Who are you fighting?
22:33The Castarians.
22:36Yeah?
22:37The Castarians?
22:40Go on, tell me about the Castarians.
22:44We've never seen them.
22:45Excuse me?
22:46They're in the mud.
22:49Well, that's what we think.
22:51Some of us.
22:54Or the fog.
22:55What, sentient mud?
22:56Sir, I do not have time for this.
22:57Seriously.
22:58Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
23:01I've met sentient mud, lovely girls.
23:04I mean, grumpy.
23:05Yeah, but you try lying around
23:06with your face full of mammals all day.
23:07Sir, I'm going to have to ask you
23:09to let go.
23:11Just let it fall.
23:12No, if he drops the casket,
23:13it'll trigger the landmine.
23:14It'll kill him.
23:15He's dead already.
23:16Sir, when you stepped on that mine,
23:18you triggered a countdown.
23:19It's now trying to assess
23:20whether it's acquired a viable target.
23:22If it can't within a specified time,
23:24it fails safe.
23:26It blows anyway.
23:41Drop the casket.
23:43Immolation.
23:44How does it work?
23:45There's no explosive in this landmine, right?
23:47Immolation triggers
23:48a quantum-level chain reaction
23:49in the subject's DNA.
23:51You are the explosive.
23:53I'm a Time Lord.
23:54Not a human.
23:55I'm a Time Lord.
23:57Doctor!
24:03I am a higher-dimension life form.
24:05I am a complex space creature.
24:08I am a higher-dimensional life form.
24:10I am a complex space-time event.
24:13I'm Anglican.
24:16No, no, stop it!
24:23I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for.
24:27I'm a lot more explosive than I look,
24:28and honey,
24:30I know how I look.
24:32Put a quantum chain reaction through me
24:34and I will shatter this silly little battlefield
24:37all of it
24:38in a heartbeat
24:39into dust.
24:42That's not possible.
24:43Everything is possible.
24:44Everything is possible.
24:46Everywhere is a beach eventually.
24:50Scan me.
24:53Scan me, see for yourself.
24:55Now.
25:04You could blow up half of this planet.
25:09Combat detected.
25:11Combat detected.
25:13Shooting!
25:14Combat detected.
25:15The algorithm won't let me.
25:16Why is that thing...
25:17Combat detected.
25:18Is there a robot on to her?
25:19Combat detected.
25:20It's an ambulance.
25:21Combat detected.
25:22It's a what?
25:23Combat detected.
25:24Stop it.
25:25Patient acquired.
25:26Please, stop it.
25:27Please, you've got to stop that thing.
25:29Patient acquired.
25:31Hold still.
25:32Daddy!
25:33Hello, Dr. Spice.
25:34Can I assist you with any persistent regressions?
25:36Sharp steady.
25:40Would you like to look at some old photographs
25:42to remember good times?
25:44Patient name.
25:45Patient name.
25:46Unknown.
25:47Unidentified.
25:48Vital signs.
25:49Vital signs.
25:50Vital signs.
25:51No, he's not human!
25:53Get it off me!
25:54Vital signs.
25:55Vital signs.
25:56Combat!
25:57Combat detected.
25:58That's what she said!
25:59Give me the gun.
26:00What are you doing?
26:01Combat!
26:02Can't you hear that alarm?
26:03Will you combat?
26:04Combat!
26:05Right this way!
26:06Stay right here, okay?
26:07Look, that's when we saw the epitelo.
26:12Combat detected.
26:13Combat detected.
26:14Combat detected.
26:15Combat detected.
26:17Wait!
26:18Combat detected.
26:19The algorithm won't let me.
26:21Shoot me.
26:22It needs to detect an injury or it won't triage.
26:24Shoot me now.
26:25I can't.
26:26It's fine.
26:27I put it on setting one.
26:28Just do my arm or something.
26:29You have to.
26:30You really have to.
26:31Come on.
26:32You can do it.
26:33Shoot me a little bit.
26:34Just do my arm.
26:35Left one, please.
26:36Yes.
26:53Ah!
26:56Oh, my God.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Are you okay?
26:59Patient acquired.
27:00Patient acquired.
27:01Ruby.
27:02Ruby, can you hear me?
27:03Talk to me.
27:04Talk to me.
27:05Sharp scratch.
27:09She was going to shoot you.
27:10I saw her.
27:11Patient identified.
27:13Ruby Sunday.
27:14Calendar age, 3082 years.
27:18Next, a kill.
27:21Next, a kill.
27:24Next, a kill.
27:26Next, a kill.
27:29Who is the next of kin?
27:31Next, a kill.
27:32Next, a kill.
27:44That's not possible.
27:45It doesn't snow here.
27:46It never snows.
27:48you know it's Ruby this has happened before it's good it's good it's good the
27:55snow it's good while there's snow there's hope
28:03it stopped how can I do that how can I just stop vital signs failing mortality
28:09estimate 432 seconds patient non-ordained treatment with
28:28she was gonna shoot you this doesn't matter look at the readings that one
28:32blows it blows everything
28:43sir please I've scanned the device I've run the numbers you're right you're
28:52gonna blow a really big hole in everything you could wipe out every
28:56Anglican here please what do we do Ruby we're doing everything we can
29:07reconfiguring the ambulance protocols I could revive her but it's not programmed
29:13to assist non-believers so the mine is cycling down to the end of the countdown
29:19we've got five minutes probably less please what can we do
29:26surrender
29:31excuse me surrender news give in
29:40even if that were possible which it isn't even if I had the divinity to
29:43authorize that it wouldn't switch off the landmine yes it would
29:49why because it's your land
29:56patient death imminent no no no no no Ruby stop that hang on in there I still
30:04need you I can't think unless I'm talking and I can only talk to you
30:08Monday thinks that she's fighting the Kassarians what do you think you figured
30:12it out yet I don't think Mondays forget it out figured what so this lot Ruby
30:18they came here what six months ago they set up their defenses and fired their
30:22warning shots into the air watch out we come in peace yeah we advertised our
30:28presence it's standard procedure you hear that Ruby they advertised their
30:35presence and you know what that does Ruby that that activates of a Lengard
30:39algorithm the acceptable casualty rate algorithm keeps you dying keeps you
30:43buying huh do you get it don't you get it you get do you get it
30:53do you get it
30:57do you get get get it there's nobody else here
31:04we declared war on an empty planet there are no Kassarians in the mud they're not
31:09in the fog there are no Kassarians just the algorithm maintaining an acceptable
31:16casualty rate in the face of nothing at all you are fighting your own hardware
31:22and it's killing you at just the right amount to keep you buying more I mean
31:27most armies would notice that they were fighting smoke and shadows but not this
31:30lot Ruby you know why because they have faith shut up faith the magic word that
31:37keeps you never having to think for yourself
31:41just surrender Mundy just stop
31:47and it's all over
31:55what seriously now you need proof fake yeah
32:03only the bishop can declare a surrender and the bishop will need proof Oh John
32:09Francis Bator father and AI yes I need you to download yourself into the
32:14Blengard battle computer find proof that the planet is uninhabited in that a
32:17casualty rate is hardware driven send it to the scanner and Monday Flynn's hand
32:22apologies that is not possible I'm not connected to the network no but the
32:26ambulances and the ambulance is connected to me and I am connected to
32:29you shut up in Google that is against my digital protocol so listen to me
32:36however little is left of you you are still a father dad to dad you never let
32:44them down right
32:47ever to the end right
32:52dad to dad dust to dust am I right so he can't he's just an AI simulant
33:06I'll be back
33:10Oh
33:17how much of the countdown left three minutes maybe thoughts and prayers
33:33how's it going there a safeguard hush
33:40I saw your tattoo what the the one you did on posh Graham was beautiful you
33:49checked out my tattoo on posh Graham of course why I wanted to see it
33:57but why
34:00why did you even come out here why were you looking for me
34:07Kanto do you like me of course I like you everyone knows I like you except
34:15posh Graham and he thinks I like him I mean it was on his upper thigh you
34:19could have warned me
34:24I'm up
34:27does that mean you like me
34:30what's happening talk to me are you alright I'm fine how are you where are
34:44you I can't are you injured I'm fine how are you I'm okay just shock
35:01Kanto
35:05Kanto you are identified as Mundy Flynn my designated favorite person here is a
35:11personal message recorded just for you if anything happens to me I want you to
35:19know that I love you and honestly it's okay that
35:28you don't love me back
35:42sorry yeah
35:58I'm sorry about your friend
36:07it was my fault I distracted him
36:17there's nothing to do with you it was the algorithm breach the villain guard
36:22algorithm is protecting itself the ambulance killed
36:39security there's a firewall why didn't I think of that the algorithm will do
36:44anything it can to protect itself anything at all
36:49John answer I saw until we saw answer I remember I remember daddy
36:58sorry tell her to run John tell your daughter to run now dad to dad I'm safe
37:04with daddy
37:10to interfere with the villain guard algorithm will be met with severe fines
37:15where's John Francis beta the AI known as John Francis beta has been identified
37:22as a hostile data virus and permanently deleted thoughts and prayers
37:33attention this landmine will induce failsafe immolation shortly if you are
37:38not the selected target please stand clear run start running
37:43there's no point final countdown commencing both of you run 10 never get
37:48far enough
37:51daddy I'm not leaving without my daddy and I'm not from you much kiss six I'm
37:55so sorry then this is it oh I'm so sorry Ruby three I'm so so sorry
38:04what kiss kiss
38:09Angelo dad to dad dust to dust dust this kiss virus alert virus kiss kiss
38:21kiss kiss kiss kiss
38:26patient
38:30patient
38:36revivification protocol initiated
38:51Yes. Yes. Yes.
38:54How?
38:56Ruby. Ruby. You okay?
39:03What's happening?
39:04Your father, who art in heaven.
39:07A kind of heaven, anyway.
39:09Antelope. Do your teeth, Antelope.
39:11The Valengard algorithm.
39:13The whole Valengard arms industry. All of it.
39:17Just got beaten up by this little kid's dad.
39:22Doctor.
39:23Oh, Ruby. Ruby!
39:25Oh, why are you lying around missing all the good stuff?
39:28A war.
39:29Just got switched off and very possibly sent to bed without his supper.
39:31Antelope, what happened?
39:34Well, it's kind of hard to sum up.
39:36I think if I had a diary, it would be a little bit too exciting for words.
39:39I think I could write it with drums.
39:40Can you write a diary in drums?
39:42I bet I could.
39:44Boom-tah-tah, boom-tah-tah, boom-tah-tah, boom-tah-tah, boom-tah-tah, boom-tah-tah.
39:50October the 5th, I sent this girl's dad into the software just for a look around.
39:54Just looking for proof.
39:56And he must have been very cross.
39:58Because now, the whole Valengard mainframe has been taken down by parent power.
40:05Boom.
40:09Basically, Valengard, basically...
40:13Just wait till daddy gets home.
40:34Right, enough of that. Moving on. Come on, Ruby.
40:36No, hang on. We've had like two minutes of the awesome...
40:39Yeah, two minutes. No lingering. Plenty more universe to see.
40:42And quite frankly, your lifespan sucks.
40:46All right, come here, Splice.
40:50Splice, I'm so sorry about your dad.
40:53Why are you sorry?
40:55Because he's gone now.
40:57I know that Monday's going to take really good care of you.
41:02Silly. He's not gone.
41:05He's just dead.
41:07He's not gone.
41:12That is right. That is exactly right.
41:16You're cute in a faith, Splice.
41:20I thought you didn't like faith much, Doctor.
41:24Just because I don't like it doesn't mean I don't need it, Monday.
41:32Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
41:35I will be popping in every now and then.
41:38Fish fingers and custard is my favourite.
41:41Okay, come on, Ruby.
41:42Yes, yes. Sorry, I'll rush off like this.
41:44What?
41:45He probably needs changing.
41:47Bye.
41:52Do you think he should be all right?
41:54Splice?
41:55Yeah.
41:57Do you think he should be all right?
41:59Splice?
42:01Frickin' future president of something.
42:06Until then, she's got Monday and her dad.
42:10But her dad's dead.
42:12No, I know. I know he's not gone.
42:15And that's sweet and everything.
42:17It's just he is. He's really, actually, he's dead.
42:22We're all dead eventually.
42:24It's hardly any time that we're not dead.
42:26It's a good thing, too.
42:27We've got to keep the pace up, otherwise nothing will get done.
42:35Dying defines us.
42:38Snow isn't snow until it falls.
42:41Snow?
42:43Yeah, snow.
42:45We all melt away in the end.
42:48We all melt away in the end.
42:51But something stays.
42:57Maybe the best part.
43:04A sad old man once told me,
43:08what survives of us is love.
43:18I'll never forget that.
43:32I'll never forget that.
43:36I'll never forget that.
43:39I'll never forget that.
43:43We are in Wales! Spectacular!
43:46Is she?
43:47Doctor?
43:48Where's the doctor?
43:49Where is he?
43:50There's this woman following me.
43:51Who is she?
43:52I don't know!
43:53Mad Jack is unarmed.
43:54What the hell have you done?
43:55What the hell have you done?
44:25What the hell have you done?