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00:00Let's call for tea from Tambay.
00:21Sir, don't put this man in our lock-up.
00:27Last time Babban ate from his plate.
00:30He vomited blood and died.
00:32What do I do now?
00:34He can't even hear properly.
00:36Last time, the judge had a heart attack.
00:39Before that, the investigating officer was arrested.
00:43And today, the lawyer's license has been revoked.
00:47Sir, put him in the next room.
00:50Tambay, do one thing. Put him aside.
00:53Yes, sir.
00:54Otherwise, the human rights activists will come after us.
00:58Babban, let's go.
01:00Let's go.
01:19Why did you have to mess with the truck driver?
01:23Because of you, Shabnam is in Lota, not on the road.
01:26Was Shabnam a hot Arabian chick?
01:28No, she wasn't a hot Arabian chick.
01:31It was our car.
01:32Did you forget?
01:33Yes, yes.
01:34Listen, Leo.
01:38You shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings.
01:42I'm leaving.
01:43Okay, go.
01:44But listen, give me 20 rupees.
01:4620 rupees?
01:48But where will you live?
01:50Don't say you'll live in a pond.
01:52No, bro.
01:53This time, I'll live in a place where...
01:56...it's free to live and eat.
02:00In-laws' place?
02:01Yes, bro.
02:03In-laws' place.
02:05Catch.
02:06Good one. You're the next Dhoni, bro.
02:10Leo!
02:11Leo, don't go there. It's a dangerous place.
02:15Bro, even an electric pole is dangerous.
02:19But I stand on it and pee.
02:22Leo, it's okay to pee, but...
02:26...even there, there's an electric shock.
02:34What kind of food is this?
02:36Hey, Tambe!
02:37Did your wife send this food?
02:40Let it go, bro.
02:41I'm a criminal, not a sexist.
02:45Should I eat this food?
02:47Even a mad dog won't eat this food.
02:49Wow!
02:50Brown rice with lentil soup and mashed potato.
02:54Yum!
02:56Bro, you eat it.
03:01Yum, yum, yum.
03:19Yeah, yeah.
03:21Yeah, yeah.
03:22Is it clean?
03:23Yes.
03:35Hey, you drunkard!
03:40Are you an idiot?
03:41No.
03:42Leo.
03:43Double L-E-O.
03:49You're smart.
03:52Do you know the MLA here?
03:53Yes.
03:59How?
04:00There's a big poster outside the police station.
04:02It says, Ekachwada Anand Dada.
04:03Good looking fella.
04:04Nice moustache.
04:05What are you talking about, brother?
04:07I'm not talking nonsense, bro.
04:09It's a real poster.
04:12Didn't any of you see it?
04:15God!
04:16With this vision, how do you guys commit crimes?
04:18I guess that's why you're in jail.
04:20Enough is enough.
04:21Let's beat him up.
04:22Yeah, let's beat him up.
04:23Yeah, bro. Even I'm thinking about it.
04:25There's no action in the lock-up.
04:26Let's beat him up.
04:27Who wants to get beaten up?
04:38Hey!
04:40Hey!
04:42Were you sleeping?
04:44No, bro.
04:45I was standing.
04:46Hey!
04:48Bouncery without a bass.
04:50If you want to stand,
04:51you have to stand there, not here.
04:53Get up.
04:55Get up.
04:58Get up, son.
04:59If you want to stand, you have to stand there.
05:02Move your hand back a little.
05:04A little to the left.
05:05Now a little to the right.
05:07Now raise your hand.
05:09That's it.
05:10Now stand still.
05:12And if you move,
05:14I'll pull you and beat you up.
05:15I'll beat you up.
05:17Why won't I beat you up, bro?
05:18I'm not a fool like you.
05:20There's a huge poster outside.
05:21They can't see it.
05:22Shut up!
05:24I told you, didn't I?
05:26I'll beat you up again.
05:35Why did you beat me again if I didn't tell you?
05:38I thought you'd say it.
05:40Sorry.
05:45Sorry.
06:06Oh.
06:10Bro, you haven't let me eat for two days.
06:12And now you dropped the food.
06:13I didn't drop it.
06:15Did I drop it?
06:16No.
06:17Did I drop it?
06:18No, you didn't.
06:19Did I drop it?
06:20No, you didn't.
06:21I didn't drop it.
06:22You have to sit down and eat.
06:25So sit down and eat.
06:29Sit down.
06:30Sit, sit, sit.
06:33Sit down.
06:39Eat.
06:43Eat.
06:53Eat now.
06:55You have to eat it all.
06:57Don't leave anything incomplete.
06:59Huh?
07:01You have to eat it all, right?
07:03Come on, eat.
07:14Eat.
07:22Tambay bro.
07:24Tambay bro.
07:26What's the procedure to change the room?
07:29Is Munna bhai coming?
07:31Sleep quietly.
07:32Where should I sleep?
07:34He's not letting me sleep, not letting me eat, not letting me sit.
07:38Life is ruined, Tambay bro.
07:40This is how the lock-up is.
07:41Don't you know?
07:42This is a dangerous place.
07:44Someone told me that lock-up is a very dangerous place.
07:47I told him that even an electric pole is dangerous.
07:50And I stand on it and urinate.
07:53You were supposed to urinate on the pole, you dog.
07:56Why did you urinate on sir's car?
07:59I thought if I go to the lock-up, I'll be able to eat for a few days.
08:03Eat.
08:04Eat.
08:11Eat.
08:16You really don't have anything to eat?
08:18What to eat?
08:20I have nothing to bathe, to wear, to sleep.
08:23How long have you been living like this?
08:25One or two months.
08:27Before that?
08:29Before that, I had everything.
08:31I had a house, a bungalow, a car, Russian chicks.
08:34Hey!
08:36Reduce your intoxication.
08:39Do one thing.
08:41As soon as you come out of the lock-up,
08:43stay with your parents for a few days.
08:45You'll improve.
08:47My parents are no more.
08:57Will you make me cry now?
09:00Look.
09:03I'm like your father.
09:06Here, drink this.
09:11There's nothing in it.
09:13Leave the cigarette.
09:15I have a request.
09:17Shift me to the next lock-up, please.
09:21Idiot.
09:23The world's worst man lives in that room.
09:27If you go to him, your life will be ruined.
09:31Do you know?
09:33The one who handcuffed him,
09:35his hands were cut.
09:38The one who brought his bail application,
09:41he was crushed by a bull.
09:44And the one who was going to testify,
09:46he became dumb.
09:49Tell me.
09:51Do you want to go to him?
09:53Do you?
09:55Yes, leave it.
09:57I'm going to die here anyway.
09:59No, man.
10:01He's a big shot.
10:03Tell me if you want anything else.
10:06I'm very hungry.
10:08Order some khichdi.
10:09Please, Papa.
10:11I can't.
10:13Anything else?
10:15I have a friend.
10:17Call him.
10:19I'll go out and give you a gold cigarette.
10:28Hey, Umrao.
10:30Put it on properly.
10:32Sir, lift your leg.
10:34Hey, Leo.
10:36Your friend is here.
10:38Do this.
10:40Thank you, Papa.
10:42Hey, who's going to do this?
10:45Go to sleep.
10:46Go to sleep.
11:07Hey, Leo.
11:09Who's Leo?
11:11I'm Laxman.
11:13What have you done to yourself?
11:18Oh, God.
11:21Where are your slippers?
11:23I broke them, bro.
11:26You've been beaten up.
11:28How much have you been beaten up?
11:30My dad doesn't beat me up this much.
11:33He beat me up once.
11:36I don't know why.
11:40You were right, bro.
11:43This is a very dangerous place.
11:45You're the dangerous man, Leo.
11:48Let me tell you something, Leo.
11:50Don't feel bad.
11:52Whatever is happening to you is right.
11:55But, Shwetam, bro.
11:57Stay with me.
11:59I don't want to stay anywhere with you.
12:01First of all, you made a poor family even poorer.
12:04You ruined my dreams.
12:07You ruined a man's marriage.
12:08On top of that,
12:10you broke Ms. Rupali's heart.
12:16Let me tell you something, Leo.
12:18One day, it was bound to happen to you.
12:21God is late at home.
12:23He's never late.
12:25You reap what you sow.
12:27Karma is a...
12:29Wait a minute.
12:35Karma is a biatch.
12:36Karma is a biatch.
12:38Actions have consequences.
12:41Bad beginnings make bad endings.
12:44I'm done with you.
12:47I understand, bro.
12:49You don't understand anything.
12:51You don't understand anything.
12:53I know how bad you must be feeling inside.
12:56That's why I'm talking to the inspector
12:59and asking for a favor.
13:01Your transfer has been made to the next cell.
13:04It's not in the next cell, bro.
13:06Wait a minute.
13:08I won't hear a word.
13:13I'm a very rude man.
13:15I said I won't hear a word.
13:17Where did you say that, bro?
13:19Oh, yes.
13:21I thought you'd say it.
13:23Okay, then.
13:25If you won't say it, I'll leave.
13:28Okay, bye.
13:33Bye.
13:47Double L-E-O.
13:49Leo.
13:51That's not me.
13:52Don't talk to me.
13:54Laxman Lal Ibote.
13:57Who are you?
13:59I'm a scammer.
14:01I sent you the link, right?
14:03I get a lot of links.
14:04Please be specific.
14:06The link where you lost all your money,
14:08property, mansion, Russian, everything.
14:10You!
14:12Yes, I...
14:14Leo, I made a big mistake.
14:16Ever since I robbed you,
14:18my life has become a living hell.
14:19Don't bore me, bro.
14:20Get to the point.
14:22Leo,
14:23give me back all your money.
14:25I can't bear this humiliation.
14:27I beg of you.
14:29Okay.
14:30But don't beg.
14:31Just fall at my feet and apologize.
14:33Don't beg.
14:34Do you know what I've been through because of you?
14:37Sorry, Leo.
14:38Forgive me.
14:49God!
14:51God!
14:54Bro, don't touch me.
14:56Bro, I don't like people touching me.
14:58Bro, please.
15:01Please.
15:08G-Dog,
15:09Tibby,
15:10how's this small house?
15:12It's nice, right?
15:13You'll live in this house from tonight.
15:23From tomorrow,
15:24you won't drive a cab in Shola Cabs.
15:25What are you saying?
15:26Yes.
15:27Now you're the owner of Shola Cabs.
15:28What?
15:29Here are the papers.
15:30Thank you, bro.
15:40Dad,
15:41a gold cigarette for you.
15:43Oh, my.
15:45And a cigarette to smoke.
15:47And for your other needs,
15:49Sunny Ruita Penelope.
15:51Hey, Leo.
15:53I don't do such things.
15:55I have a woman at home.
15:57Dad, don't call her a woman.
15:58She's my mom.
16:00CEO,
16:01do your best.
16:03Mano,
16:05it's done.
16:10Lovish...
16:14From tomorrow,
16:15you don't have to work in City Hospital.
16:17Why, Bro?
16:18Because now you're the owner of City Hospital.
16:20What are you saying, Leo?
16:22Here are the papers.
16:23Thank you.
16:30Hey, bro, you should have told me earlier.
16:35Hey, guys!
16:36Hi, Leo, bro!
16:37Thank you so much for sending us on a world tour on your private jet.
16:41We are having a lot of fun. Thank you so much.
16:43Keep it if you like it, bro.
16:44Really?
16:45And listen, let's have sex on our honeymoon.
16:47Let's not talk on the phone with our friends.
16:49Bye!
17:00Penelope, where is my leg rest?
17:02Bro, it's right here.
17:14So, guys, let's get this party started.
17:31I got my rodeo.
17:32I'm not running out of words.
17:33That's what the deal is.
17:34I'm a little bit of a master.
17:36But I'm better than you.
17:37When I'm on the radio.
17:38All the ladies want to know.
17:40Who's the guy with the girl?
17:41I got no time to lose.
17:42You are reaching my fly high.
17:44And you're looking fast.
17:45But when he drops that beat.
17:46Cash falls like snow.
17:49Double L to the E to the O.
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17:52Double L to the E to the O.
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17:55This is all the toilet.
17:56Not the Earth.
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