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00:00:00She is a family friend of my daughter, Sonny!
00:00:05My son!
00:00:09My son!
00:00:14My son!
00:00:19My son!
00:00:21Oh, for he is dead…
00:00:26Yes?
00:00:27It's as always, son. As always.
00:00:46Smyrko.
00:00:49Come here. Closer.
00:00:51I'm here.
00:00:55I'm here.
00:00:57This glass is dirty.
00:00:58That's impossible, ma'am. This glass...
00:01:01Some girl must have dirtied it.
00:01:08I'm sorry for this inconvenience.
00:01:10The weather is beautiful today. The sky is clear as glass.
00:01:27Did you leave fingerprints?
00:01:30Just like on a proof or on a criminal record?
00:01:34Bring another one.
00:01:36Did you run out of water?
00:01:38What do you mean?
00:01:39Exactly.
00:01:41We waste a lot of water on the ground.
00:01:44We bring water from the mountains, but...
00:01:46we still have a shortage.
00:01:52Only dung.
00:01:57So thick.
00:02:03It's bitter.
00:02:09Cuckoo!
00:02:13Cuckoo!
00:02:14Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
00:02:16I'm full.
00:02:17Cuckoo!
00:02:22More.
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00:02:30I've always liked sweets.
00:02:33Sweets have always been sweeter.
00:02:38More.
00:02:40How about butter?
00:02:42Butter is very healthy for coffee, in a Mongolian way.
00:02:46It's cold here today, like in Psiarnia.
00:02:50I'm all sweaty.
00:02:56And this one is standing.
00:02:57Wipe my face.
00:03:00Because it's pouring under my eyes.
00:03:08Cuckoo!
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00:04:07Hey!
00:04:08You there!
00:04:09I'm talking to you!
00:04:14Didn't you see?
00:04:16Where did it go?
00:04:18I don't know, the bag got untied or what.
00:04:21I don't know.
00:04:23Unfortunately, I didn't notice.
00:04:26Can I know what you lost?
00:04:30I don't know.
00:04:33Maybe you can look for it under me.
00:04:37Or maybe not.
00:04:39Don't look for it, it'll go away.
00:04:42I still have a lot of different things inside.
00:04:47When I was a young woman,
00:04:50I didn't know that a woman had so many different things inside of her.
00:04:56You have to be a good specialist to understand this.
00:05:02And you probably...
00:05:04And you probably think that a woman is like a doll?
00:05:09I'm not thinking about that, ma'am.
00:05:11I just came back from the army.
00:05:13Oh, he's got himself into a fight.
00:05:15And I...
00:05:16With age...
00:05:19I like warmth...
00:05:21Warmth...
00:05:24Warmth...
00:05:25Even warmer.
00:05:27During the last few days, we've been observing high temperature contrasts.
00:05:31Closing in on the west of the New Bay of Low Pressure
00:05:34is now at risk of clouding.
00:05:57I have to eat a lot of spinach
00:06:01and lead a hygienic lifestyle.
00:06:28I want to have a child.
00:06:33Yes, a woman should have a child.
00:06:36I was a little late.
00:06:39I had a 40-year break.
00:06:42I couldn't, I didn't have time.
00:06:44But now I have time, conditions, health
00:06:47and I want to give birth to a child.
00:06:50Unfortunately, I was infertile.
00:06:52But now, everything has changed.
00:06:55So...
00:06:56Bring me this...
00:06:59this...
00:07:01Romanian.
00:07:02What's his name?
00:07:03Pitulescu.
00:07:05The inventor of hormone kefir.
00:07:08Somewhere in Siedmiogród,
00:07:10apparently 100-year-old women
00:07:12are starting to give birth.
00:07:14And I also read in your newspaper
00:07:18that she gave birth to 15
00:07:22at once.
00:07:23Jesus, so bring me this Romanian
00:07:25or whatever his name is.
00:07:27Gypsy.
00:07:28I want to give birth.
00:07:30What are you staring at?
00:07:32It's not a Romanian.
00:07:34It's an Italian.
00:07:36A Romanian is in charge of theatre.
00:07:39And the seven-year-olds were born
00:07:40in one of the Bruxelles clinics.
00:07:43Five children were born dead,
00:07:45and two died shortly after birth.
00:07:48It's worth remembering that all seven
00:07:50were born prematurely.
00:07:52The seven-year-old,
00:07:53whose name is not given,
00:07:55was previously infertile,
00:07:57and she became pregnant
00:07:58after taking a Swedish anti-infertility drug.
00:08:01Oh, here.
00:08:03I have a piece of newspaper here.
00:08:05I cut out various curiosities
00:08:07about life on Mars,
00:08:09about flying saucers,
00:08:10about infection of various organs.
00:08:14As for this Italian,
00:08:16he is engaged in the production
00:08:18of artificial children in Bologna.
00:08:21Do you read newspapers?
00:08:23Intensely, ma'am.
00:08:27And what about your newspapers?
00:08:31What about your beloved world?
00:08:34The situation is very tense again.
00:08:38Whoever can, should give birth.
00:08:42In this situation, I admire your courage.
00:08:45The situation is always the same.
00:08:48Call this Bolończyk.
00:08:50Let him come here
00:08:52with his artificial mother in a moment.
00:09:18And what is written in your newspapers?
00:09:43Jasnowiec has issued a dramatic warning to the world.
00:09:46What is this dramatic warning to the world,
00:09:49your Jasnowiec?
00:09:51Today, we are witnesses
00:09:53of the preliminary stage of the Third World War.
00:09:58However, the situation is not pleasant.
00:10:02What the hell?
00:10:04What the hell is wrong with me?
00:10:07Can't you hear me?
00:10:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:10:11I forgot.
00:10:13You said that your Jasnowiec,
00:10:15how did he call him?
00:10:16He said that there is a war
00:10:18and that it is just going on.
00:10:21Or what?
00:10:22Yes, ma'am, it is just going on.
00:10:25Let it go on.
00:10:27And you
00:10:29will go to the store
00:10:31and buy me a bag of flour.
00:10:35A whole bag and you will bring it here.
00:10:38The worms are afraid.
00:10:40You will suffer a loss.
00:10:41The situation is not so critical.
00:10:43It seems to me that two or three kilograms
00:10:46is enough for now.
00:10:48You will buy me flour,
00:10:50I will eat dough, I will struggle.
00:10:53They make war, I make dough.
00:10:56I will make war with dough.
00:10:58And don't tell me about the worms.
00:11:02The worm will bend
00:11:05and in full bloom,
00:11:07as my fiancé declared to me.
00:11:11Who, by the way, is Polish.
00:11:17Bring me a cake
00:11:19and a bowl of whipped cream.
00:11:25Worms, war.
00:11:27You can scare
00:11:29such miserable people as yourself.
00:11:32Fools.
00:11:33They are afraid of everything.
00:11:35He added sugar to me.
00:11:38You see, boy,
00:11:40everyone should be born.
00:11:42Everyone should be born.
00:11:44And politicians, and poets, and presidents,
00:11:48and actors, and circus performers,
00:11:52and cardinals, and generals.
00:11:55Everyone.
00:11:56Everyone, regardless of age, rank,
00:12:01gender, and worldview.
00:12:05Should I pack the whipped cream
00:12:07or will you consume it on the spot?
00:12:09Pack it.
00:12:11You see, boy,
00:12:13we have to do our own thing.
00:12:16We have to eat and give birth.
00:12:20And where is your professor,
00:12:23the one with a beard?
00:12:25Your hair is only
00:12:27amour, bambino, wise nation.
00:12:30We have to sweeten and give birth,
00:12:34cook, sweeten and give birth
00:12:37without a break.
00:12:40Let them make war.
00:12:42It's going on.
00:12:43Swear to it.
00:12:45You have to keep the glass clean.
00:12:48And that's your job.
00:12:50Lady, sugar, flour, charcoal,
00:12:54it was good in those times.
00:12:56Now nothing will help us anymore.
00:12:58Monsters will be born from radioactive flour.
00:13:02We'll all turn white.
00:13:04In enorme beroc.
00:13:08My belly won't be God's.
00:13:11You're talking about things, son,
00:13:13because you don't know foreign languages.
00:13:15Belly.
00:13:17Uono.
00:13:19The belly is a wonderful thing,
00:13:22but it's treated like a macaw.
00:13:25It's a wonderful thing, huge,
00:13:27the whole country
00:13:30innocent,
00:13:32defenseless,
00:13:33vast,
00:13:35exposed to blows,
00:13:37quiet,
00:13:38down,
00:13:39closed,
00:13:41embracing our eternal life.
00:13:45And so many bullets in them,
00:13:48fragments,
00:13:50bayonets,
00:13:52knives,
00:13:53bullets,
00:13:55shots.
00:13:57These are your male bellies,
00:14:01filled with iron.
00:14:03And ours,
00:14:05even poorer,
00:14:07even more capacious,
00:14:09various foreign bodies in them,
00:14:12additional instruments,
00:14:14children's limbs,
00:14:17our bellies.
00:14:20These poor mules are real mills,
00:14:23these great white poemates,
00:14:25these soft, warm bellows,
00:14:28these newborns of whipped cream.
00:14:31A man should wear an armor on his belly.
00:14:35The belly should be under international protection.
00:14:39It should be protected from all blows,
00:14:42from the bottom, from the top, from the right, from the left.
00:14:45The whole humanity is a belly,
00:14:47pulsating, warm,
00:14:49wrinkled like a fig,
00:14:52tense like a military drum.
00:14:55I wonder what the generals talk about bellies.
00:15:01They never talk about bellies.
00:15:05They only talk about old people, women and children.
00:15:08Pay attention to what the generals say.
00:15:12They talk about an umbrella, a shield, a sword,
00:15:17about a crashing ship,
00:15:20about nuclear missiles,
00:15:24so that their nuclei swell.
00:15:28Meanwhile, all these rockets, missiles, inventions
00:15:33are directed at the defenseless,
00:15:37white, exposed,
00:15:40vast,
00:15:42quiet belly of a woman.
00:15:48Belly of a soft earth.
00:16:06I'm melting.
00:16:10It's so warm in here.
00:16:12What are they smoking?
00:16:19Don't stare.
00:16:21Just listen.
00:16:23That table belongs to a friend, not to you.
00:16:27I don't care.
00:16:29I don't care.
00:16:31I don't care.
00:16:33I don't care.
00:16:35I don't care.
00:16:37That table belongs to a friend, not to you.
00:16:40I'm listening.
00:16:42What's so warm in here?
00:16:44Bigos, flachki, klops.
00:16:46You don't have soup?
00:16:48The soup will be ready in an hour.
00:16:50In an hour?
00:16:52I don't need your soup.
00:16:54You always make jokes about soup.
00:16:56You'll never understand
00:16:58what a spoonful of warm soup is to a human.
00:17:04I'm so hot.
00:17:06I'm melting.
00:17:08I'm melting.
00:17:10Wipe my face.
00:17:12Wipe!
00:17:31Thank you.
00:17:33Enough.
00:17:36Where are those flachki?
00:17:38Klops.
00:17:40Wait, where are you going?
00:17:42And where's your damn Roman?
00:17:44Italian or...
00:17:47Italian, let it be Italian.
00:17:49Did you call him?
00:17:52It smells like butter.
00:17:56Where's your porcelain scraper?
00:18:00Where are those plushies?
00:18:03Apparently...
00:18:07I have to cut my head off.
00:18:09Here's the key.
00:18:16Thank you.
00:18:32There are no real men left.
00:18:35What do you mean?
00:18:38My flachki are cold.
00:18:44What did they do
00:18:46to those old plushies?
00:18:50Cyril!
00:18:56The plushies were chopped.
00:18:58Chopped and cut
00:19:00for strategic reasons.
00:19:03Fools.
00:19:06I'd rather they chopped me
00:19:08than those pretty trees.
00:19:12The crown of a plum tree
00:19:14is almost completely transparent.
00:19:16Strangely bright, sunny.
00:19:20Why are there so few
00:19:22of those trees today,
00:19:24so pretty and cheerful?
00:19:26The plum tree
00:19:28won't have time
00:19:30to sprout last year's seeds
00:19:32and it's already starting to bloom,
00:19:34getting ready
00:19:36for the new ones in the fall.
00:19:42The letter.
00:19:45Just a moment, please.
00:19:47The letter.
00:19:49Right now.
00:19:50I'm just finishing reading.
00:19:52Leave your letter.
00:19:54In a minute.
00:19:56Not in a minute.
00:19:58Just now.
00:20:00It'll be too late in a minute.
00:20:04I've been waiting for 48 years
00:20:06and now you're busy
00:20:08reading the newspaper.
00:20:10I've been waiting.
00:20:12Either he was shy like a butterfly
00:20:14or stupid like an owl.
00:20:16One didn't know
00:20:18what to do with his hands,
00:20:20the other didn't know
00:20:22what to do with his feet.
00:20:24They were sweating with fear.
00:20:26Another one became a capuchin
00:20:28and the last one
00:20:30fell on the field of glory.
00:20:32Come here to me.
00:20:38Why are you standing
00:20:40like at a wedding?
00:20:42Like a half of misfortune.
00:20:44In an hour
00:20:46I'll be
00:20:4870 years old.
00:20:52And I don't have a moment to lose.
00:20:56What?
00:20:58Move.
00:21:02Future-log is in love.
00:21:06Lady, you're so dressed
00:21:08that... really.
00:21:10Dressed, dressed. You're dressed too.
00:21:12Then undress me.
00:21:14What, you've never undressed a woman?
00:21:18Ah, right.
00:21:20Because you don't do it now.
00:21:22Because everyone is undressed.
00:21:24Like that girl
00:21:26who ruined my glass with her lipstick.
00:21:28You look where you like.
00:21:32What?
00:21:34Life has run away from me.
00:21:38Where are my pancakes?
00:21:40Where's the cake?
00:21:42Where's the cream?
00:21:44Wait.
00:21:46I want
00:21:48a sour cucumber.
00:21:50Come here.
00:21:52Quickly.
00:21:54Cyril can bring the pancakes
00:21:56or the methods.
00:21:58Give me your hand.
00:22:02I think
00:22:04something's wrong with my leg.
00:22:06Is it a mouse?
00:22:08Maybe. Or a cockroach.
00:22:12Poisons don't work.
00:22:16Disgusting people.
00:22:20Look.
00:22:22Maybe a rat is walking on my leg.
00:22:24That's impossible, lady.
00:22:26Not even a fly sits here.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30What's impossible?
00:22:32A squirrel doesn't walk on me.
00:22:40Lady, you're wrong.
00:22:42Here,
00:22:44there are cockroaches,
00:22:46sparrows,
00:22:48mosquitos,
00:22:50rats and flies.
00:22:52Flies are
00:22:54eliminated by all available
00:22:56psychological
00:22:58and physical means.
00:23:00By reeducation
00:23:02and persuasion.
00:23:04Cyril has a fly patch.
00:23:06He's a fly cat.
00:23:08He has his own methods.
00:23:10He was in a special training.
00:23:12Don't talk, just bite me.
00:23:14Not from here, not from there?
00:23:16Without any reason?
00:23:18Don't whine, just bite me.
00:23:20But where?
00:23:22How?
00:23:24Everywhere.
00:23:26You can start from the feet,
00:23:28but under the head.
00:23:30What, you didn't learn anything in the cinema,
00:23:32on TV?
00:23:34I just lost my head.
00:23:36I don't know where to start.
00:23:38Everything is for love,
00:23:40you can love hair,
00:23:42skin, bones.
00:23:44There is love of nails
00:23:46and love of tongues.
00:23:48Love of hands
00:23:50and legs.
00:23:52Love of a squirrel
00:23:54and a bull.
00:23:56A chameleon,
00:23:58a goat, a donkey,
00:24:00a sheep.
00:24:02On a dog, a cat, a bird.
00:24:04Lady, you're offending me.
00:24:06Lady, you're offending me.
00:24:08Give me a public place,
00:24:10it's getting tasteless.
00:24:12Listen, leave it.
00:24:14Bring me
00:24:16raw egg
00:24:18and onion and truffle
00:24:20and...
00:24:22and water-fat, you know?
00:24:24Shellfish.
00:24:26There is a lot of phosphorus.
00:24:28And in the dog's tongue
00:24:30there are fish scales, Gamon.
00:24:32Do you have scissors?
00:24:36Let's cut the hair
00:24:38out of the left hole.
00:25:06I recommend Dr. Faggiano's
00:25:08hot cocktail.
00:25:10Oh, what a cocktail!
00:25:12Professor Faggiano
00:25:14prepared a cocktail for us,
00:25:16whose main ingredient is
00:25:18sulfadiazine.
00:25:20His cocktail has
00:25:22rejuvenating properties.
00:25:24He tested his method
00:25:26on many dogs and claims
00:25:28that he restored their youthful
00:25:30mobility, as well as
00:25:32their lost sexual potential.
00:25:34He also tested rejuvenating properties
00:25:36on rats, of course
00:25:38age-old rats,
00:25:40which, after this treatment,
00:25:42regained all the attributes
00:25:44of young rats.
00:25:46What are these attributes?
00:25:48Trotter. Excessive sweating of hands
00:25:50and legs.
00:25:52Cramp. Self-harm.
00:25:54How many times
00:25:56do we apply
00:25:58hairspray to our daughters?
00:26:00Because we want
00:26:02our daughters to look good.
00:26:04Meanwhile,
00:26:06with the period of rejuvenation,
00:26:08the soul usually
00:26:10passes.
00:26:12You have a lot of experience.
00:26:14Few people appreciate
00:26:16the properties and wisdom
00:26:18of old women.
00:26:20You should become
00:26:22a general secretary,
00:26:24a president,
00:26:26a deputy.
00:26:28My cat. I've been to all of them.
00:26:30And a deputy.
00:26:32And a president.
00:26:34And a holy cow.
00:26:36And an ordinary
00:26:38six-story
00:26:40mound
00:26:42in which the devil
00:26:44wanted to share
00:26:46with the Karamazov brothers.
00:26:48But now
00:26:50I don't have time
00:26:52for nonsense.
00:26:54Now
00:26:56I'm getting out.
00:26:58I'm sitting on eggs.
00:27:00Of course,
00:27:02in a carrier.
00:27:04I don't have much time.
00:27:06I have to give birth without a break.
00:27:08Right now.
00:27:10Prepare me some water.
00:27:12A lot of water.
00:27:14A whole kettle of water.
00:27:16And prepare a lot of
00:27:18rags.
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00:28:52So, Cyril, humanity is on the brink again.
00:29:19Unfortunately, your patroness is on the brink.
00:29:23Should I wash your head?
00:29:26No, no need.
00:29:30And what about your editor's wife, if I may know?
00:29:34Thank you. On the brink.
00:29:37But full of energy.
00:29:40And what advice would you give regarding the lifestyle?
00:29:47To find a place for a moment of relaxation,
00:29:51silence, sleep,
00:29:54to live a full life,
00:29:56to eat well,
00:29:58to feel,
00:30:01to rest,
00:30:03and at the same time to discreetly observe the weight of one's own body.
00:30:06Should I cut or dry the hair on the left side, as usual?
00:30:08I don't know.
00:30:10It will be on the left.
00:30:12I believe you, dear Mr. Hair.
00:30:15We will remove it painlessly.
00:30:17Will you allow us?
00:30:24And that's it.
00:30:27Such a trifle will ruin the whole thing.
00:30:37Snow.
00:30:39The first snow!
00:30:47Boys!
00:30:49Don't play in the war!
00:30:51Make a snowman!
00:30:57A snowman!
00:31:03Boys! Stop shooting!
00:31:05Stop shooting!
00:31:07You have so much snow!
00:31:11Wait!
00:31:13I'll show you
00:31:15how to make a snowman.
00:31:19And we'll put a blue washer on his head.
00:31:23Why should the washer be blue?
00:31:29You see, daughter,
00:31:31it's a long story.
00:31:35We don't have time
00:31:37for long stories
00:31:39because...
00:31:41we have to make a snowman.
00:31:45People used to tell fairy tales.
00:31:47Endless tales.
00:31:51And now everyone is in a hurry.
00:31:53And we girls like to listen.
00:31:57I was interested in what you were talking about
00:31:59the blue washer.
00:32:01Blue.
00:32:03Maybe I'm childish,
00:32:05but I was somehow interested.
00:32:07Why did you choose this color?
00:32:09I love
00:32:11this small, neutral country.
00:32:15I settled here after the war.
00:32:19I like this lake
00:32:21where the peaks of the mountains
00:32:23are covered with snow.
00:32:29I brought a grain with me.
00:32:31The last grain.
00:32:35And I planted it over the stream.
00:32:41And now we can
00:32:43rest in its shade.
00:32:45This blue.
00:32:49I love
00:32:51blue very much.
00:33:01I love
00:33:03blue very much.
00:33:31Thank you, Cyril.
00:33:33I'm sorry for laughing, but you forgot about us.
00:33:35You forgot about the story.
00:33:37And I'm waiting.
00:33:39For the first time in years,
00:33:41you forgot about the story.
00:33:43But you didn't tell me anything.
00:33:45No fairy tales,
00:33:47no news.
00:33:49In fact, the hairdresser tells it,
00:33:51and the guest listens.
00:33:53It's easier this way.
00:33:57But sometimes you can change it.
00:33:59And which story do you want to hear?
00:34:01A political one?
00:34:03Oh, God forbid.
00:34:05I don't get involved
00:34:07in politics.
00:34:09If you don't mind,
00:34:11I'd like to hear a story about this
00:34:13mother who went to the store with her daughter
00:34:15to do some shopping.
00:34:17It's an innocent story,
00:34:19but it's a great one.
00:34:23I always burst out laughing
00:34:25when I tell it.
00:34:27Sometimes
00:34:29it's something else.
00:34:31When in fact
00:34:33this fairy tale about her mother
00:34:35is great.
00:34:37But today it's not a story,
00:34:39but something from a higher level.
00:34:43I'm not going to sit here
00:34:45any longer, my dear.
00:34:47I'll tell you about Perpedes Apostolorum.
00:34:49As you wish,
00:34:51but a story told sitting down
00:34:53is more impressive
00:34:55than Perpedes.
00:34:57There aren't many words
00:34:59that are as important for humanity
00:35:01as unity.
00:35:05Everything seems to be about unity.
00:35:09The great states of the world
00:35:11consist of most of the smaller political units.
00:35:13Unity.
00:35:15Union.
00:35:17Words that play a role
00:35:19not only in politics,
00:35:21but in all areas
00:35:23of cultural and scientific life.
00:35:25The number of international unions
00:35:27reaches hundreds.
00:35:29Employees of science,
00:35:31artists,
00:35:33sportsmen,
00:35:35philatelists,
00:35:37archers,
00:35:39actors,
00:35:41journalists, union activists.
00:35:43There are also
00:35:45countless economic agreements.
00:35:47The second such word is biust.
00:35:49In the Tečka editorial office
00:35:51with the word biust,
00:35:53it breaks.
00:35:55We hide in it
00:35:57letters containing questions,
00:35:59complaints about biust.
00:36:01Too small,
00:36:03too big,
00:36:05disappearing,
00:36:07or distorted.
00:36:09Such letters
00:36:11we find in the editorial office
00:36:13every day.
00:36:15What size
00:36:17should a biust be?
00:36:23The sizes are, of course,
00:36:25dependent
00:36:27on the height and general shape.
00:36:29And here it is worth saying
00:36:31that there are almost no women
00:36:33who would have a perfect breast.
00:36:35Here you are.
00:36:39It is really hard
00:36:41to stop reacting
00:36:43to such things.
00:36:47I think
00:36:49something is wrong.
00:36:51Are you still fighting
00:36:53flies?
00:36:55Since I was a child,
00:36:57but there are still
00:36:59some flies left.
00:37:01And I'm old.
00:37:03Leave them alone.
00:37:05Let them reproduce.
00:37:07It's better to go to the bat.
00:37:09No, no,
00:37:11I'm going to the bat.
00:37:13It's a matter of principle.
00:37:17I can't even imagine
00:37:19that in a place like ours
00:37:23these insects
00:37:25need hygiene.
00:37:41It's so hot.
00:37:43It's so hot.
00:38:09What?
00:38:11Go to the nose.
00:38:15You'll find your fly there.
00:38:17I've been following her
00:38:19for several years.
00:38:21The fly drowned in the coffee.
00:38:25Wash my head.
00:38:27Hey!
00:38:29Just hurry up.
00:38:31Take the coffee
00:38:33and don't forget about the pepper.
00:38:35No, it's excluded, ma'am.
00:38:37You're wasting your life.
00:38:39You're wasting your life.
00:38:41A flash in a child's memory.
00:38:45I'm saving money.
00:38:47I'm saving money.
00:38:49I'll buy you a horse.
00:38:51Have you been to Rome?
00:38:53Take me to the altar, but now.
00:38:55I need to think.
00:38:57I've just received a message
00:38:59that we're on the edge again.
00:39:01Will you take me or not?
00:39:03If you take me, take me.
00:39:05One, two.
00:39:09What's this?
00:39:11A pork?
00:39:13It stinks.
00:39:17This is our regular guest.
00:39:19A European.
00:39:21He's a smoker.
00:39:23He's a smoker.
00:39:25He's a smoker.
00:39:27He's a smoker.
00:39:29He's a smoker.
00:39:31He's a smoker.
00:39:33He's a smoker.
00:39:35He claims
00:39:37that we're on the edge.
00:39:39Mr. Baron
00:39:41can't speak to himself.
00:39:43I don't know why.
00:39:45Mr. Baron
00:39:47must have
00:39:49a proper auditorium.
00:39:51Damn it.
00:39:53What about the coffee?
00:39:55How long do I have to wait?
00:39:57It's not mine, Rejana.
00:39:59It's a friend's.
00:40:01Where is he?
00:40:03He volunteered.
00:40:05He left.
00:40:07Let her call him.
00:40:09Maybe he'll come.
00:40:11But be quiet,
00:40:13because they're shooting.
00:40:15Cuckoo!
00:40:17Cuckoo!
00:40:25Cuckoo!
00:40:2725.
00:40:2925.
00:40:31He pretends he can't hear.
00:40:33Cuckoo!
00:40:47Cuckoo!
00:40:49Cuckoo!
00:40:51Cuckoo!
00:40:57Can't you hear
00:40:59what they're saying?
00:41:01Take the coffee.
00:41:03The fly was in the coffee.
00:41:05The hair was in the cream.
00:41:07The cream in the newspaper.
00:41:09The newspaper in the closet.
00:41:13They're moving
00:41:15like flies in honey.
00:41:19They have no life.
00:41:21That's what they call youth.
00:41:23He stands with his hands in his pockets
00:41:25and philosophizes.
00:41:27Where are those flasks?
00:41:29Why are you staring at me
00:41:31like a painted gate?
00:41:33How did you get dressed?
00:41:35You grew into a feather.
00:41:39Isn't that you?
00:41:41Where have you been?
00:41:43I was at war.
00:41:45At war?
00:41:49Yes, on the 3rd.
00:41:51On the 3rd.
00:41:537th, 10th.
00:41:55I'm in a hurry.
00:42:01You were sweetening my coffee.
00:42:03Not at the rally.
00:42:05Your hands were like chains.
00:42:07I remember.
00:42:09The coffee must have cooled down,
00:42:11but you're holding on perfectly.
00:42:17Like a feather,
00:42:19a twig,
00:42:21a medal, a stick,
00:42:23a soldier.
00:42:25And I'm here.
00:42:29An angel.
00:42:31I gave birth to a boy.
00:42:33Three girls.
00:42:35The boy is deaf,
00:42:37but I won't give him up.
00:42:39I'm sitting on him.
00:42:41Look.
00:42:43Don't be afraid.
00:42:53Oh.
00:42:55Whistle.
00:42:59You came out of me
00:43:01with blood,
00:43:05a black bed of pain.
00:43:13Leaves of trees
00:43:15and birds
00:43:17melt in the world.
00:43:23In the green gloom
00:43:27you're dreaming
00:43:29of your dream.
00:43:33A white butterfly
00:43:35above you.
00:43:37In the green gloom
00:43:39you're dreaming
00:43:41of your dream.
00:43:43A white butterfly
00:43:45above you.
00:43:47Butterfly.
00:43:51You're so ugly.
00:43:55Terrible.
00:43:57And on top of that
00:43:59you have a whip
00:44:01on your collar.
00:44:03Ugly.
00:44:05You're breathing
00:44:07through your eyes.
00:44:09Disgusting.
00:44:11I tried different ointments.
00:44:13I tried different ointments.
00:44:15I even put on
00:44:17the skin of young ladies.
00:44:19Warm body, not light.
00:44:21Laurels.
00:44:23Currency.
00:44:25Dog flasks.
00:44:27Your heart is twisted,
00:44:29ugly man.
00:44:31Your heart is bald
00:44:33like a bishop's knee.
00:44:35Cyril told me
00:44:37that in the old days
00:44:39you became
00:44:41a carpenter.
00:44:45A famous carpenter.
00:44:47Is that true?
00:44:49Wax
00:44:51in the eyes,
00:44:53cotton in the ears.
00:44:55A carpenter.
00:44:57One more.
00:44:59Do you still live?
00:45:03Don't you feel ashamed?
00:45:05Should I give you
00:45:07a pig's knee,
00:45:09Mr. Baron?
00:45:11Here you are.
00:45:13A newspaper.
00:45:15The situation is again
00:45:17at the limit of endurance.
00:45:19Give me, my dear,
00:45:21a glass of wine.
00:45:23And what interesting
00:45:25cultural addition
00:45:27did you find in the newspaper?
00:45:29Here is a dog buried,
00:45:31Mr. Baron.
00:45:33Don't be ashamed.
00:45:35Let him tell
00:45:37how he drank
00:45:39tea with milk
00:45:41at the feast of the second wife
00:45:43of Wagener
00:45:45in the presence
00:45:47of the Italian king
00:45:49Emmanuel.
00:45:51Damned storytellers.
00:45:53A joke of the present.
00:45:55I would like to draw
00:45:57your attention,
00:45:59gracious lady,
00:46:01to the stories,
00:46:03the memoirs,
00:46:05the documents,
00:46:07the diaries
00:46:09and the notes
00:46:11of great husbands,
00:46:13great artists,
00:46:15little hens,
00:46:17great murderers,
00:46:19thinkers,
00:46:21perverts.
00:46:23Everyone returns
00:46:25what he can.
00:46:27It makes no sense,
00:46:29now everything is leaking out,
00:46:31leaking through people.
00:46:33It goes in and out.
00:46:35They are taken by the tide of time.
00:46:37They are swimming with toilet water.
00:46:39So they want to cling to something.
00:46:41To secession,
00:46:43to the lamp of Babunia,
00:46:45to the baroque,
00:46:47to poetry, to beauty,
00:46:49to nature,
00:46:51to the alien life under the lip,
00:46:53to the ancient evenings.
00:46:55They cling
00:46:57to the memory of old ruffians
00:47:01because they want to breathe
00:47:03in the circle of the old lamp.
00:47:05Everything is the opposite.
00:47:07Straightforward and even the opposite.
00:47:11Methods are mystics.
00:47:13Naked.
00:47:17And before I fulfill your wish,
00:47:19my soul, and tell you
00:47:21how I drank tea at a certain lady's,
00:47:23I would like to say a few words
00:47:25about the cult of Epheba.
00:47:27Ultimately,
00:47:29in this cult of infantile naivety
00:47:31there is the first innocence.
00:47:33A revelationary discovery
00:47:35of naivety in its purity.
00:47:39The purity of sex
00:47:41without sex.
00:47:43That is, a certain ecstasy
00:47:45of close holiness
00:47:49without holiness.
00:47:51Boy!
00:47:55Take out
00:47:57a cotton wool from your ear
00:47:59for the patron.
00:48:01He can't hear what he's saying
00:48:03and who he's talking about.
00:48:05Everything is the opposite.
00:48:07Straightforward and even the opposite.
00:48:09Methods are mystics,
00:48:11but obsessed with the mystics of youth
00:48:13and hatred of literature.
00:48:15But, sir, it seems to me
00:48:17that he is a servant of God.
00:48:19Quite the opposite.
00:48:23He loved God.
00:48:25In all his half-genius
00:48:27I sense the presence of God.
00:48:29I would say
00:48:31that our genius
00:48:33in relation to God
00:48:35is very cultural, kind,
00:48:37and even nice.
00:48:39Because his great philosophy
00:48:41is so great
00:48:43that even our professor,
00:48:45doctor, teacher, creator of discoveries
00:48:47drowned in the depths
00:48:49of his existential shallowness.
00:48:51Forward!
00:48:53Forward!
00:48:55Here, to me!
00:48:57Sugar!
00:48:59Sugar!
00:49:01Sugar!
00:49:03Water.
00:49:07Water.
00:49:09A puddle
00:49:11of cold, pure water.
00:49:13A puddle of cold, pure water.
00:49:17There was a spring here somewhere.
00:49:27Where is this mountain stream?
00:49:31Where are the streams?
00:49:33The streams have dried up.
00:49:35Trees.
00:49:37Lakes.
00:49:39The closet water
00:49:41has merged with the springs.
00:49:43Don't worry, sir.
00:49:45The boy will bring you
00:49:47a machine to produce
00:49:49garden water.
00:49:51A funnel and a filter
00:49:53to drain
00:49:55the closet water.
00:49:57And do you know
00:49:59that the great metropolises
00:50:01drink the used closet water?
00:50:05We drain it and eat it.
00:50:07The cursed sorceress
00:50:11has caught me
00:50:15with her fangs.
00:50:19You fool.
00:50:21Father, I have sinned.
00:50:23By thought,
00:50:25speech and deed.
00:50:27He has recovered.
00:50:29He has sinned.
00:50:31I have broken my oath.
00:50:33I have run away from the posters.
00:50:35I have left the battlefield.
00:50:37They have thrown me away at night
00:50:39painted black.
00:50:41In a bag tied
00:50:43with the whole company
00:50:45with a knife.
00:50:47I don't believe, Father.
00:50:51I have lost my faith.
00:50:53The priests are punishing us
00:50:55who don't believe in eternal life.
00:50:57He has recovered.
00:50:59There is some meat,
00:51:01iron and mud.
00:51:03I don't believe in God.
00:51:05Don't think that God doesn't exist.
00:51:07Don't worry about it.
00:51:09If you think so,
00:51:11it doesn't matter.
00:51:13Take care of your everyday life.
00:51:17And God will appear
00:51:19in your life.
00:51:23In the nature that surrounds us,
00:51:25in the trees, in the birds,
00:51:27in the light,
00:51:29in the rain,
00:51:31in the music,
00:51:33in the human bodies.
00:51:35You see, son,
00:51:37God has changed the place
00:51:39and has now inhabited
00:51:41the human environment,
00:51:43the human family.
00:51:45He no longer needs
00:51:47our prayers,
00:51:49nor does he listen to them.
00:51:51He lives in streams,
00:51:53in flowers, in bread,
00:51:55in fish,
00:51:57in mushrooms,
00:51:59in chocolate and candy,
00:52:01and even in onion soup
00:52:03and cutlets.
00:52:05You are so clever,
00:52:07Brzdyn.
00:52:09You can always come up with something.
00:52:11So maybe you think
00:52:13that God is in you now, right?
00:52:15I haven't done anything.
00:52:19Will you make me, son,
00:52:21a croquette with spinach?
00:52:23Go back!
00:52:25Go back to your place!
00:52:27You will add a bun to the milk.
00:52:29One egg.
00:52:31Add salt,
00:52:33pepper,
00:52:35sugar
00:52:37and a twig for flavor.
00:52:51Why are you leaving?
00:52:53What were you looking for?
00:52:55Think about me.
00:52:57What were you looking for?
00:53:01It's not those times anymore.
00:53:05I told you that...
00:53:07What did you say?
00:53:09I don't want to die.
00:53:13I want to see
00:53:15what she has there.
00:53:19Don't bury me so soon.
00:53:21Our Father,
00:53:23who art in heaven,
00:53:25hallowed be thy name.
00:53:31Tell me,
00:53:33are the flowers...
00:53:35There are no flowers here.
00:53:39And the horses?
00:53:41The rabbits?
00:53:43The raindrops?
00:53:45There are no horses.
00:53:47Close my eyes.
00:53:49Cover my eyes.
00:53:53Bury me
00:53:55in the matryoshka of our land.
00:54:17The End
00:54:41The development of the embryo
00:54:43outside the mother's body
00:54:45is possible.
00:54:47Experiences
00:54:49carried out on animals
00:54:51are very advanced.
00:54:53Achievements in this field
00:54:55are enormous
00:54:57and contain
00:54:59extraordinary possibilities.
00:55:01Already in 1964
00:55:03in Canada
00:55:05an artificial uterus
00:55:07designed by John Callahan
00:55:09gave birth to an egg.
00:55:11Dr. Haffer
00:55:13stimulates the eggs
00:55:15of selected race cows
00:55:17to produce a large amount
00:55:19of eggs.
00:55:21Then
00:55:23fertilizes them artificially
00:55:25with the help of separately
00:55:27kept offspring
00:55:29from a race bull.
00:55:31It's good
00:55:33that you don't have a genius like you.
00:55:35One of the most outstanding
00:55:37geneticists, Herman Miller,
00:55:39proposed
00:55:41to preserve
00:55:43egg cells
00:55:45and offspring of the best
00:55:47and most capable people
00:55:49and place them in deep shelters.
00:55:51It will be a reserve of humanity
00:55:53in case of a nuclear war
00:55:55and self-destruction of civilization.
00:55:57Bye-bye, you'll be in heaven.
00:56:01You can
00:56:03experiment with your Italian.
00:56:05Dziecko z probówki.
00:56:11Dziecko jest ze mnie.
00:56:13Ono jest mną.
00:56:15Nie wiem, ty jesteś na to
00:56:17za mądry, żeby
00:56:19zrozumieć uczucia
00:56:21głupiej, prostej krowy.
00:56:23Ale ja nie dam go.
00:56:25On wyszedł ze mnie.
00:56:27Powędrował w świat.
00:56:29Ale ja
00:56:31nie przegryzłam pępowiny.
00:56:33Nie pozwoliłam go
00:56:35odciąć.
00:56:37Trzymam go zębami.
00:56:39Niech sobie wędruje po świecie.
00:56:41Wyszedł w kosmos,
00:56:43w próżnię, jak z kabiny.
00:56:45Prówa sobie,
00:56:47marzy, śpiewa.
00:56:49Ale...
00:56:51Ale ja go
00:56:53trzymam
00:56:55pazurami.
00:56:57Nie dam go.
00:57:03Ach.
00:57:09Wciągnę go w siebie.
00:57:13Wsadzę.
00:57:15Zamknę.
00:57:19Jeżeli zajdzie taka potrzeba.
00:57:23Na razie.
00:57:25Masz pełną swobodę.
00:57:33Kloto.
00:57:41Lachesis.
00:57:45Anthropos.
00:58:03Przepraszam bardzo.
00:58:05Którędy na plaży?
00:58:13Szkoda, młody wędrowcze, że
00:58:17nie spędzisz z nami najbliższych dni i nocy.
00:58:21Będziemy tu gościli
00:58:23wicekróla i jego młodą małżonkę.
00:58:25Do wieczora całe miasto będzie
00:58:29jako ogród.
00:58:33A niebo jak bukiet z kolorowych ogni.
00:58:39Ale ja ci zabieram
00:58:41czas, a ty się śpieszysz.
00:58:45Wy młodzi teraz
00:58:47byle prędzej,
00:58:49dalej, byle wnieznane.
00:58:51A ja wiem, że wraca się
00:58:53po najdłuższej wędrówce.
00:58:57Więc oszczędzam nóg.
00:58:59Pójdziesz więc tą
00:59:01aleją Lipową,
00:59:03aż do tego
00:59:05białego budynku z wieżą.
00:59:07Tam skręcisz w prawo.
00:59:09Miniesz ogród botaniczny,
00:59:11za nim trzy fontanny,
00:59:13stadion sportowy,
00:59:15klinikę,
00:59:17zieleniec, na którym stoi pomnik.
00:59:19Od tego pomnika
00:59:21prosto jak zbicza trzasu na plaży.
00:59:25Usłyszysz zresztą szumu morza.
00:59:27Już ono samo
00:59:29zwabicie do siebie.
00:59:33Idź, młodzieńcze.
00:59:39Śmiało!
00:59:43Dzień powszedni jest
00:59:45piękny.
00:59:47Poczyna się
00:59:49w białym rozchyleniu.
00:59:53Usta naprzemianległe i gorzkie
00:59:55pożerają
00:59:57osad nocy i snu.
01:00:01Twarze obce i ślepe jak
01:00:03szczenięta
01:00:05otwierają oczy.
01:00:09Otwierają oczy.
01:00:13Odejmują sobie od ust słowa i uśmiechy.
01:00:15Karmią się nawzajem
01:00:17języczkami ptaków.
01:00:19Tłumią okrzyki
01:00:21na widok rzeczy oczywistych.
01:00:23Słońce, kwiat, pierś.
01:00:29Szary dzień powszedni jest dla nich
01:00:31cudowny jak różowy
01:00:33słoń.
01:00:35Syneczku!
01:00:37Kochanie!
01:00:39Boże!
01:00:41Jadę, jadę!
01:00:43Jadę!
01:00:45Jadę do ciebie, synu!
01:00:49Co pan tu robi?
01:00:53Co robię?
01:00:55Stoję.
01:00:57Czekam. Czeszę włosy.
01:00:59A co pan robił przed chwilą?
01:01:01Przed chwilą?
01:01:03Deklamowałem wiersz.
01:01:05Ale co pan robił przed
01:01:07wygłoszeniem tego wiersza?
01:01:09Nic.
01:01:11Nic?
01:01:17Niech pan sobie przypomnie.
01:01:23Jeszcze jest czas.
01:01:29Jeszcze jest czas.
01:01:37Poczekaj!
01:01:41Gdzie ty jesteś?
01:01:49Mamy świadka, który może panu
01:01:51przypomnieć.
01:02:09A czy teraz pan sobie przypomina, co pan robił
01:02:11przed wygłoszeniem wiersza?
01:02:13Jadłem cukierek.
01:02:15I co to był za cukierek?
01:02:17Cukierek nadziewany.
01:02:19I co się stało z tym papierkiem?
01:02:21Odwinąłem.
01:02:23Ale nie pytamy pana, czy pan odwinął.
01:02:25Tylko co pan po odwinięciu cukierka
01:02:27zrobił z papierkiem?
01:02:29Nie wiem.
01:02:31Nie pamiętam.
01:02:35Mamy dowody, że pan
01:02:37najpierw rozglądał się bacznie dookoła,
01:02:39a po stwierdzeniu, że w okolicy
01:02:41nie ma ludzi, rzucił pan
01:02:43papierek z premedytacją
01:02:45na uprzątniętą uprzednio
01:02:47na przyjazd królewskiej pary drogę.
01:02:49No dobrze, rzuciłem.
01:02:51Ale czemu pan to wszystko
01:02:53mówi takim grobowym głosem?
01:02:55Jest pan strasznie smutny.
01:02:57Przypominam sobie,
01:02:59że rozglądałem się
01:03:01za jakimś koszem na odpadki, ale
01:03:03nie znalazłem.
01:03:05Zresztą stałem na kupie
01:03:07śmieci.
01:03:09Naprawdę nie widzę w tym konsekwencji,
01:03:11jak można zaśmiecić
01:03:13śmietnik.
01:03:15Przecież pan widzi.
01:03:17Ja to nie widzę, śmieci.
01:03:19Ja zaraz będę, kochanie.
01:03:21Co robisz?
01:03:23Co robisz?
01:03:25Dlaczego pan
01:03:27zaśmieca ziemie i powietrze
01:03:29naszego miasta właśnie w chwili wizyty
01:03:31dostojnej pary?
01:03:33Przyjacielu, przysięgam, że to przypadek.
01:03:35Zresztą ja papierek chętnie podniosę.
01:03:37Nie ruszajcie.
01:03:39Niczego nie dotykać.
01:03:41Ja naprawdę
01:03:43pana bardzo
01:03:45polubiłem.
01:03:47Synku!
01:03:49Synku!
01:03:51Ja nigdy nie miałem złych zamiarów.
01:03:53Kocham ludzi, kwiaty.
01:03:55W głębi serca nie jestem zdolny
01:03:57nawet zawić muchy.
01:03:59Ty mnie nie strasz, synku!
01:04:03Pan pozwoli dokumenty.
01:04:05Synku! Synku!
01:04:07Proszę, niech pan weźmie.
01:04:09Synku!
01:04:11To jest prawdziwy kwiat, niech się pan nie boi.
01:04:13Chcę panu ofiarować ten kwiat
01:04:15na pamiątkę tego
01:04:17śmiesznego nieporozumienia.
01:04:19Synku! Nie strasz mnie!
01:04:23Synku!
01:04:25Gdzie ty jesteś?
01:04:27Gdzie jesteś?
01:04:29Synku!
01:04:37Nie chowaj się przed starą matką!
01:04:41Synku!
01:04:43Gdzie jesteś? Odezwij się!
01:04:45Synku!
01:04:49Synku!
01:04:53Nie strasz
01:04:55mnie!
01:04:57Synku!
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