A flash of lightning transported Zu An to an other reality. He was referred to as the garbage of Brightmoon City in that planet, yet for some reason, he was wed to the stunning and exceptionally gifted Chu clan daughter? How come? I'm a transmigrator, yet how come I'm not gifted in cultivation? Why do so many people want to kill me? Above all, and most crucially, how the hell did I end up on my sister-in-law's bed on the night of my wedding?It was a terrifying beginning for Zu An, but luckily, the world granted him a keyboard in this life as well because he was a well-known keyboard fighter in his former existence, allowing him to turn things around.He will ascend to the top of the universe by his flames and trolling, standing atop his burned enemies' bodies!
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00:00You
00:12That's what I thought that she said that was
00:18Don't you talk to me shopper?
00:20I'm going to eat less tonight.
00:22Huh?
00:23How dare you waste your skills?
00:26Bah!
00:27If you don't grab my head,
00:29I won't be able to get up,
00:30and I'll be struck by lightning.
00:31Bah!
00:41What are you doing?
00:44You can't say that!
00:50Ah!
00:55Where...
00:56Where am I?
00:58Welcome to the Keyboard Space.
01:01Huh?
01:04What...
01:05What is this?
01:12Oh, no!
01:14The Keyboard Pairing is successful.
01:17Unlock the corresponding functions.
01:20Huh?
01:21How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 Unknown Secrets.
01:27Enter the F1 to F12 slots.
01:31Each Secret will trigger a corresponding function and task.
01:35Wow!
01:36Advanced!
01:37If the task fails,
01:38the host will die forever.
01:40Huh?
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero!
01:48Hey!
01:49Wait, wait, wait!
01:50Sir, your teaching is too perfunctory!
01:52I don't know where you are!
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:01What sin did they commit?
02:03Huh?
02:04Isn't this Chu's son-in-law?
02:08Huh?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:12Hmm.
02:13What a pity.
02:14Miss Chu, the most beautiful woman in Mingyue City,
02:17is going to be a widow at such a young age.
02:20According to my observation,
02:22she was indeed struck by lightning.
02:25Let's kill her.
02:26Huh?
02:27Wait!
02:29I think I can still save her.
02:33Run!
02:34Run!
02:42Hey, bro.
02:43Do you need my 120?
02:45Huh?
02:47You!
02:49Huh?
02:53Am I going through time?
02:59Zuo An,
03:00what are you doing?
03:03Oh my god!
03:08I...
03:13I...
03:25Miss,
03:26I have a cat that can flip.
03:29I want to invite you to see it.
03:33Is he out of his mind?
03:36Zuo An,
03:37you don't remember this?
03:39I'm your wife.
03:43Huh?
03:47God bless me.
03:50I've been a good man all my life.
03:53This is what I deserve.
03:56Huh?
03:57Is this me in this world?
04:00This is too old-fashioned.
04:02Does it have to be so tragic?
04:05Huh?
04:06Huh?
04:07Where's my wife?
04:09Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:12I want to see her more.
04:14Hey,
04:15why are you looking at my wife?
04:17Honey,
04:18wait for me.
04:23Stop.
04:25Have you forgotten who you are?
04:27You're so rude.
04:28Get out of my way.
04:32This girl
04:34doesn't deserve Miss Chu.
04:37Look at how timid she is in front of her maid.
04:39Tch.
04:41The flower is stuck on the cow dung.
04:43What a mess.
04:46I'm so miserable in this world.
04:51Miss,
04:52your dress has a hole.
04:54Huh?
05:00You liar!
05:02Honey.
05:04Huh?
05:05What's wrong?
05:06Oh, no.
05:07What's going on?
05:08How dare you treat her like this?
05:10Forget it.
05:11Xuan'er.
05:12Huh?
05:13A경!
05:14A'Liang!
05:16A'Liang!
05:17How dare you!
05:18How dare you!
05:19How dare you!
05:20Be quiet!
05:21Stop!
05:22A'Liang!
05:23A'Liang!
05:24A'Liang?
05:25What's wrong?
05:26Calm down.
05:27How dare you treat Miss Chu
05:29like this!
05:30Whenever you're around,
05:31Let him stay here. After all, he's injured.
05:40What did you see?
05:42I didn't see anything.
05:45But why did you choose me as your son-in-law to marry me?
05:51Don't you know why I chose you?
05:55Isn't it because of our sweet love?
05:59The reason I chose you is because...
06:03I can't!
06:06Why did God do this to me?
06:10What's wrong with this silly son-in-law?
06:13He went to the second lady's room and got punished.
06:15He was struck by lightning.
06:23It's a pity that I was so young last night.
06:27It's a pity that I have such a handsome face.
06:32It's a pity that my wife was born so beautiful.
06:38And the cause of all this is because of you.
06:46That's all for now.
06:49In my next life, I will grow up with my brothers and fight side by side.
06:57Wait!
07:06Can't you be more professional?
07:08You put it so low. Are you trying to kill yourself?
07:12Who are you? Who let you in?
07:14Who let you in?
07:16I'm just a flower farmer.
07:19I'm here to tell you that...
07:21you're just under a special restriction today.
07:25It's not impossible to break it.
07:28Thank you for your hard work.
07:30Let's sit down and have a rest.
07:32Please.
07:37The first way to break the restriction...
07:39is to use a rare treasure.
07:42But you don't have to worry about it.
07:47Is there any other way?
07:51The second way is to use your own power...
07:55to break the restriction.
07:58What's the restriction?
08:01You don't even know that?
08:04Cultivators are equal to heaven and earth.
08:08They are the first class.
08:10Finally, by training their skin, flesh, bones, bone marrow, internal organs, and blood...
08:16to accumulate vitality, they will get stronger step by step.
08:19From the second class to the eighth class.
08:21The ninth class controls the power of heaven and earth.
08:24In the world of the clans, the gods start to destroy souls by heaven and earth.
08:29When the gods are weak, they become great clansmen.
08:32When the gods are weak, life and death depend on them.
08:36Life and death are too old-fashioned.
08:39Is it possible to cultivate in this world?
08:41I can go to heaven and earth.
08:43In the world of the gods, the gods are too weak.
08:46Life and death depend on them.
08:49How long does it take for me to become a clansman?
08:52You are not qualified.
08:54You can't be a clansman for ten lifetimes.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:01I happen to have a set of strange skills.
09:04It suits you very well.
09:07What's so strange about it?
09:09Ordinary people cultivate by absorbing the vitality of heaven and earth.
09:14You are so weak.
09:16Of course, you can't do it.
09:19But my martial art is different from the traditional method.
09:22It relies on the friction between the body and the body.
09:25It can fully control the process of cultivation.
09:27By striking, injuring, and switching a series of combinations.
09:30It increases cultivation.
09:32It accurately targets the weak points of your self-knowledge.
09:34It can even reach the blue sea in the West.
09:37It can complete the close-range layout.
09:39Have you ever done the Internet?
09:43It's too late today.
09:45I don't understand your martial art.
09:49To put it bluntly, it's a beating.
09:51The heavier the beating, the easier it is to break through.
09:54This martial art is too bad.
09:56My election is coming.
09:58I hope this set of martial arts will be passed on to you.
10:00Don't ignore it.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:03You can call me Mr. Mi.
10:07Thank you, senior.
10:22Detecting the secret point of Qishan.
10:24Phoenix Nirvana Sutra.
10:26Whether to devour the activation keyboard.
10:34Detecting the secret point of Qishan.
10:36Whether to devour the activation keyboard.
10:47Detecting the secret point of Qishan.
10:49Whether to devour the activation keyboard.
11:03Detecting the secret point of Qishan.
11:05Whether to devour the activation keyboard.
11:14Obtained the first secret point.
11:16Activate the anger value system.
11:18Unlock part of the lottery function.
11:20Enrage others to collect anger value.
11:22It can be used for lottery and shopping.
11:25If the anger value is not enough,
11:27the host is at risk of extinction.
11:29Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:31You don't need to find the secret point.
11:32Just come to the sky.
11:34This is really cool.
11:37The first time to activate the keyboard function.
11:39The reward will be drawn three times for free.
11:41The probability of winning the prize will be increased by three chances.
11:44Do you start drawing the prize?
11:48The idea of seducing guests is a bit familiar.
11:54But now I feel that I am very powerful.
12:01The second time to activate the keyboard function.
12:03The probability of winning the prize will be increased by three chances.
12:05The third time to activate the keyboard function.
12:07The probability of winning the prize will be increased by three chances.
12:09Let me welcome a knife.
12:11999.
12:23Do you enter the next lottery?
12:26I don't believe it.
12:321.5 million.
12:412.5 million.
12:47Congratulations on winning the Happy Bubble Ball.
12:49What?
12:55What is this?
12:57Reduce pain, lock up the blood, it looks like a life-saving item.
13:06What does it have to do with the jewelry and skills?
13:09Why do I have to let others attack me now?
13:11Can't you be more strict?
13:16One more time.
13:28Congratulations on getting the dagger.
13:33Not bad, not bad.
13:34This is a good place to hide.
13:36It's a must-have item for old Liu.
13:45Please get the anger value today as soon as possible.
13:48Today is really full of harvest.
13:57The swine is coming!
14:00Run!
14:07Swine?
14:09Help!
14:11What?
14:26Stone Tiger Dog!
14:36Bad dog.
14:38Swine, come back!
14:45Fortunately, the dogs here are no different from those on Earth.
14:50I'm sorry.
15:03Little dog, anything you pick will only hurt you.
15:09Get lost!
15:10What did you do to my dog?
15:20You killed my swine!
15:22This is terrible!
15:24I'd rather die than let you live!
15:33You're really ruthless.
15:36The experience value is quite high.
15:39Are you stupid?
15:41This is the pain that I've been looking for
15:44because I was afraid of being bullied.
15:46The edge of the blade can amplify the pain ten times.
15:50Catch me again!
15:56Listen to me.
15:58What else do you want to say?
16:00I request a private negotiation.
16:02What is a private negotiation?
16:04Private negotiation is...
16:06private communication.
16:08No!
16:10Our private communication has reached the point of no return.
16:13So what do you want?
16:15Let's make a bet.
16:17If I can hit you ten times without any pain,
16:19we'll call it even
16:22when it comes to your dog and me entering your house.
16:25You want to hit me ten times?
16:28Just say yes or no.
16:30Okay.
16:32No anger value?
16:34Looks like it's not strong enough.
16:36One stroke!
16:38Wait! I made a mistake.
16:40I'll say it again.
16:42Say it!
16:44If I win,
16:46you'll have to call me brother-in-law
16:48if you don't get to the bottom of this.
16:52You!
16:54That's more like it.
16:57If you lose,
16:59I'll make you kneel down
17:01and apologize to me.
17:03It's a deal.
17:05Ready, go!
17:07Go to hell!
17:15What's wrong?
17:17I'm not ready yet.
17:19I want to drink some water.
17:21I'm going to kill you!
17:25How do I use this thing?
17:28Do I have to wipe there?
17:31I can only use this thing five times.
17:35This keyboard is so useless.
17:38Are you going to drink water or leave the palace?
17:40Why are you in such a hurry?
17:43Come on.
17:45Get out of my handsome face.
17:47This is your sister's favorite.
17:50Don't break it.
17:52Fine, I won't.
17:54Get ready to beg for mercy!
17:58How dare you!
18:04Did I break it?
18:08Are you okay?
18:10It works!
18:12The function of the ball is activated.
18:14There is no abnormal feeling.
18:16It's just a normal phenomenon.
18:18Comfortable.
18:20Five times!
18:26Comfortable.
18:28It's so comfortable.
18:32It's too heavy.
18:34Silly girl, you're so silly.
18:36Yeah.
18:39Why don't you go on?
18:41There are still three times left.
18:43Go on.
18:45Are you a pervert?
18:49How could it be possible?
18:51I'm just a real man.
18:53I never show off.
18:55Don't pity me because I'm your brother-in-law.
19:00You're really a pervert.
19:02I can't drink anymore.
19:04Admit defeat.
19:05Call me brother-in-law.
19:07Brother...
19:09Brother-in-law.
19:16You're really good at catching knives.
19:18I almost killed you.
19:25It's worth it.
19:27You're really good.
19:29You're a real man.
19:32Go away.
19:34Wait for me to see my father's wife.
19:36Who is it?
19:43What's wrong with you?
19:45Change your clothes.
19:46Your father and wife are waiting for you in the meeting hall.
19:49Why are they looking for me?
19:51Why?
19:53Of course they want to settle accounts with you.
19:58But I was hurt by the second lady.
20:00I can't walk anymore.
20:02Why does the second lady like such a rascal?
20:06Get up.
20:07Don't keep your father and wife waiting.
20:10I don't care.
20:11If you want to leave, carry me.
20:14I'm still injured.
20:15Show some respect.
20:17I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.