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00:00Orange !
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00:31C'est moi qui raconte la histoire!
00:32Et pourtant, ici je le raconte!
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01:04So she moved on to the next chair
01:06Oh good grief
01:07She sat in the next one
01:08And it was very comfortable
01:09Until she found a lever on the side
01:11And she pulled it
01:12Which turned out to be an ejector seat
01:13You are making this up
01:15Nuh-uh
01:16Goldilocks got ejected up like a zillion feet into the air
01:19Luckily she was wearing her squirrel wake suit though
01:21And flew right back into the house safely
01:23So she could sit in the third chair
01:24Can't wait to hear what crazy thing you have planned for this third chair
01:27Nothing crazy
01:29The chair was perfectly normal
01:30And Goldilocks realized
01:32This chair is just right
01:34Okay good
01:35Now we're getting the story back on track
01:37No you didn't let me finish Pear
01:39Goldilocks realized this chair is just right
01:41Up another lever
01:43Which she pulled and got ejected up into the stratosphere
01:45What?
01:46Yeah she orbited the earth a couple times up there
01:48Because luckily she had her space suit with her
01:50How many suits does this girl have?
01:52And then she squirrel suited back to the house
01:54Buzzing an air traffic control tower along the way
01:56Making a sonic boom right next to them as a prank
01:58Goldilocks
02:00So Goldilocks flew back to the house
02:02Kept walking through it
02:04And came upon three boomboxes
02:06Boomboxes?
02:07Boomboxes Pear
02:08You know from the 90's
02:10I know what they are
02:11I just didn't realize there were boomboxes
02:13In the story of Goldilocks and the three bears
02:15There sure are
02:16See there was one small boombox
02:18One big boombox
02:19And one medium boombox
02:21Goldilocks turned on the first one
02:22And it was playing 90's hip hop
02:24And she started bugging out to it
02:25Bugging out to it?
02:27Uh huh
02:28Then she tried the bigger boombox
02:29And that music was even more bugoutable
02:31And she started dancing like crazy
02:32The girl was out of control Pear
02:34Alright now let me guess
02:35She played the third medium sized boombox
02:37And the music was just right
02:39Nope she didn't make it to the third boombox
02:41The three bears came home
02:43And they were angry
02:45So they ate her
02:46They ate Goldilocks?
02:48Um yeah
02:49Because they're bears
02:50And that's what bears do
02:51I did mention there were bears right?
02:52Yes you mentioned that there were bears
02:54It's just that's the end of the story
02:56Goldilocks gets eaten while bugging out to 90's hip hop?
02:59No that's not the end
03:01Okay good
03:02See remember all those school kids
03:04Who depended on Goldilocks
03:05To secure their bikes during the school day?
03:06Yeah
03:07Well with Goldilocks gone
03:08All their bikes got stolen
03:09And they had to walk home from school
03:11Okay
03:12And they decided to take a shortcut through the woods
03:13Where they all met up with some bears
03:14And they all got eaten too
03:16What?
03:17Yeah and actually the bears went on to eat everyone
03:19And soon the bears overtook the world
03:20And created a society
03:21Where everyone bugs out all the time
03:23The end
03:25Orange, I'm reading the book next time
03:27You hear me?
03:28Orange?
03:29Orange?
03:30Where the heck did you...
03:32Sonic Boom!
03:34Oh!
03:35Ah!