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00:00Hey, did you take those bins out?
00:04Yes.
00:05Thank you.
00:06You're a good man.
00:07Did you feed the cat?
00:08Yes, I did.
00:09Aw, thank you.
00:10You're welcome.
00:11You're a good little de facto.
00:12Aw.
00:13You know I like it when you call me de facto.
00:14Do you?
00:15Mm-hmm.
00:16De facto.
00:17Oh, yeah.
00:18How are those retainers feeling?
00:19Actually feels a little tight tonight.
00:20Does it?
00:21Yeah, my gums really hurt, though.
00:22I'll just leave it in.
00:23Oh, you're going to leave it in for me, eh?
00:24Yeah, I am.
00:25Tell me something dirty, something naughty.
00:26I've accumulated a lot.
00:28Yeah.
00:29Yeah.
00:30That's so bad.
00:31Yeah, I've got crippling debt.
00:32Oh, that's terrible.
00:33I know.
00:34Yeah, that's so bad.
00:35Do you want some help with that?
00:36Do you want me to pay it off?
00:37Yeah, you're going to have to if we want to get a mortgage.
00:38Yeah, I want a mortgage with you.
00:39I want to get a little do-er-upper.
00:40Yeah, let's do that.
00:41A little free-biddy.
00:42Yeah, so let's combine Kiwi savers.
00:43Mine's tiny.
00:44Mine's massive.
00:45Oh, I cleaned the house for you because I know it helps with your mental clarity.
00:46Oh, thank you.
00:47Thank you.
00:48Thank you.
00:49Thank you.
00:50Thank you.
00:51Thank you.
00:52Thank you.
00:53Thank you.
00:54Thank you.
00:58Yeah, I only buy eco-store products because I know your skin reacts to synthetic fragrances.
01:01It's so itchy.
01:02Stop scratching.
01:03Take your top off.
01:04Oh, yeah?
01:05You want to see my boobs?
01:06No.
01:07Your T-shirt stinks.
01:08Yeah, because I'm a dirty girl.
01:09Yeah?
01:10Yeah?
01:11Yeah, I am.
01:12When was the last time you cleaned that?
01:14Years ago.
01:15Whoa, that's filthy.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Yeah, I just want to spank you.
01:18I know I can't because we've talked about this and you don't like it, and we've got great
01:23communication skills.
01:24It's one of our strongest skills, you know?
01:25Yeah.
01:26a vanilla. French vanilla. Bonjour. Guess what? What? I called your mum today. Oh yeah? What
01:32did she have to say for herself? Nothing we just talked because we've got our own
01:34relationship. Your brother's kids call me auntie but we're not married. Oh can you
01:39pay me 44.60 for the groceries? Oh yeah of course. Sorry I just remembered. No it's just it's right here and if I
01:44don't say now I'll forget. Of course sorry about that and actually I've already made the
01:47lunches so they're on the bench. Have you? Yeah they're in little plastic
01:51containers. Oh stop that's so hot. Yeah. It's gonna help so much in the mornings.
01:55Yeah you're gonna fly out the door. Tell me something I don't know about you.
01:58Oh Celine Dion always makes me cry. Let's make respectful unprotected love
02:03till 9 p.m. Yeah we can because I just got my IUD replaced. Tell me how you like it.
02:14Take your pants off. Yep. Are you ready? Yep. One two three.
02:20Funny Girls 5'3". Available Friday May 11.