• l’année dernière
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00:00Take a deep breath for a new kind of cartoon show
00:30It's called BLAM!
00:32Where cartoons and comics collide
00:34Now to take you inside and turn the pages
00:37Here are your hosts, Henry and June
00:54Hey there Kablamoids, welcome to Kablam!
00:57The comic book where we turn the pages for you
01:00My name's Henry
01:02And that would be June
01:11Behold! The Page King 2000!
01:16Take a seat Henry
01:19We'll be page flipping nimrods no more, Henry
01:22Observe
01:28It's alive!
01:41It's flipping to move pages!
01:50Turn it off! Turn it off!
01:58Wasn't that kablamy?
02:00Sure was!
02:02Say, could I see that for a second?
02:09And now, on with the show
02:12Here are two guys worth their weight in body parts
02:15Snizz and Condu
02:28Come on Snizz, you're not even making an attempt
02:31Once again, my hand holding the room is the minute hand
02:34My free hand is for each hour
02:36Yeah, yeah, whatever
02:38Snizz, you gotta learn time, it's for your own good
02:40Well excuse me for not giving three squats
02:44Come on Snizz, we made this big dummy clock so you could finally learn
02:48Yeah, who's got the time?
02:50Besides, you guys always have the answers I need
02:53That's the whole point of this instruction
02:56We may not be around to do everything for you
02:59When you talk foodie, my ears go off-duty
03:03Coming up on television
03:05Hop up and hooray!
03:07Hot air ballooning, a special report
03:09Tonight at seven
03:10Snap me down, I'm jonesing for altitude
03:13Yeah, a large pie with mushrooms and roni
03:17Roni man, pepperoni
03:19Fondue, I need the time
03:21Shhh, I'm on a business call here
03:26Pepperoni
03:29Bianca, what time do you have?
03:39Snap time now!
03:41I'm kinda busy here pal, why don't you ask Fondue?
03:57Shhh, quit laughing Fondue
04:00Look, we're doing this for Snizz's own good, don't blow it
04:04It's cool, I'm chill, I'm chill
04:19Woohoo! Saturday, what's on the leisure agenda?
04:23Oh, what's this?
04:25Dear Snizz, we're going ballooning
04:27Meet us at the park at 10am sharp
04:29Love, your roommates
04:31Fruits! Why didn't they wake me up to go with them?
04:39Okay, let's see
04:40Six little points before the longer stick
04:43And two points for the little...
04:48Oh man, I can't believe we're lifting off without Snizz
04:51Alright, I get it
04:52Top love, dig it
04:55Excuse me miss, what time is it?
04:57It's uh, it's...
05:01Oh never mind
05:02What?
05:03Sir, oh sir, I need the time
05:14It says don't tell me time, moron
05:18Fruits!
05:20They're trying to teach me a lesson
05:22And it just might work
05:25Hey!
05:26Snizz, you...
05:28The balloon is double, even triple Fruits!
05:33Where'd he go?
05:34Dudes!
05:35Wow, he's on that ledge
05:37Dudes, move two knots closer and I'll jump it
05:40Two what?
05:41I can make it, I gotta go wide though
05:43No, no, Snizz, no, stop it!
05:45Fruits!
05:49That was wide
05:58Wow, that is deep
06:01Oh my goodness, it's moving
06:02It's a clock, you idiot
06:05I'd be way scared
06:07There's a little door you can crawl through
06:10If you can just hang on till 10.30
06:13But it's only 10.05
06:15That's a whole 25 minutes from now
06:18How did I know that?
06:19A little yut is actually telling time
06:2310 after 10
06:24I did it again
06:2710.15
06:28I'm a time-telling machine
06:3010.29
06:31And I'm working the rhymes
06:35It's 10.30
06:36Snap me down, I'm feeling...
06:43I'm feeling it
06:56Hey, Mr. Dude
06:58Got the time?
07:05Did you see the way Snizz and Fondue took off?
07:08In cartoon lingo, that's called the whoosh
07:13We're taking a course in cartoon running
07:16Watch this
07:22This is called the bongo run
07:31Hey, how do we turn it off?
07:34Easy
07:35Hey, check
07:36Deep six, the bongos
07:44Next up, you know it, you love it
07:47The ever-popular mid-air spin
07:50Henry
07:52Yipes
07:53Here come the evil space monsters
07:57Evil space monsters?
08:01Notice the mid-air spinning
08:06While June runs for her life
08:08You stay right where you are for the plastic adventures of Action League Magic
08:13Date line, the mayor's office
08:16Two intrepid Action Leaguers try to shed some light
08:19On his dishonor's next evil exploit
08:23Bingo, it's the formula the chief's been after
08:26Good work, Mount Man, now hurry
08:28Man, the chief's gonna kiss me when he sees these
08:30Hey, maybe I should be in a shot
08:33Mount Man, you idiot, what are you doing?
08:35Hey, Thunder Girl, how about a picture of me for your wallet?
08:38Ah, my eyes!
08:40Cool, look at all these spots
08:44Ah, just like in the movies
08:54Action League, now
08:56Starring the Flesh, he's super strong and super naked
09:01Thunder Girl, she flies like thunder
09:04Stinky Diver, a former Navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor
09:09And Melt Man, with the power to melt
09:15Today's episode, Nightmare on Memory Lane
09:21We find our heroes at an action vigil as Melt Man fights to hang on
09:26Oh, isn't there anything we can do?
09:28Like what, Thunder Girl?
09:29I don't know, play charades?
09:31I'm bored to tears
09:32He's regaining consciousness
09:35Where am I? Who am I?
09:38Blimey, Melt Man forgot who he is
09:40He also forgot to remove the lens cap
09:42These photos are worthless
09:44But chief, Melty said it was the formula you've been looking for and that you would kiss him
09:48Hey, you never kiss me
09:50Blast it, if that formula is what I think it is, we've got to get Melt Man's memory back
09:54Build a lab guy, analysis
09:56Hey, you're naked
09:58I'm afraid Melt Man has amnesia, there's nothing I can do
10:01Well, maybe, but it's still in experimental stages
10:05That's a chance we'll just have to take
10:09And so, with a top secret formula at stake
10:12The Action League delicately probe the inner recesses of Melt Man's mind
10:39Ah
10:42Melt Man, who are you? What's the formula?
10:45I don't know, but can we play another game?
10:47Oh, nothing's working
10:49Will Melt Man ever regain his memory?
10:52Will the secret formula in his melted head ever resurface?
10:56Stay tuned for the action-smacked conclusion of Action League, now
11:01Hey, Kablamoids, keep your heiner in the recliner
11:05Still to come, life with Loopy, Prometheus and Bob
11:09And more Action League, now
11:11Right here on Kablam!
11:16Kablam!
11:20Action League, now
11:22Memories like the corners of Melt Man's mind
11:26Forgotten, including the secret formula
11:30With every option
11:32With every option exhausted
11:34The League gambles on a daring solution
11:37Your eyelids are heavy
11:38You're growing sleepy
11:39When I snap my fingers, you will be whoever I tell you to be
11:42I will be whoever you tell me to be
11:45Woof
11:46Woof, woof
11:48No, I was afraid of this
11:50Afraid of what? He's cured
11:52No, he isn't
11:53He thinks he's a dog
11:55Here, Melty
11:56Here, boy
11:57Bark, bark
11:58Woof, woof
11:59Bark, bark
12:00Woof, woof
12:01Bark, bark
12:02Master, get him back here
12:03Everything depends on that formula
12:05Bark, bark
12:06Woof, woof
12:07Bark, bark
12:08Woof
12:09Bark, bark
12:10Woof, woof
12:11Bark, bark
12:12Melt Man, come on, come
12:13Bark, bark
12:14Woof, woof
12:15Bark, bark
12:20Poor Melted Sweet
12:22Melted Crumpled Melt Man
12:25Don't tell me
12:26I've gone to heaven
12:27And all the angels up here look like Thunder Girls
12:29Melt is back
12:30I liked him better as a dog
12:32Oh
12:33Melt Man, I need you to try and remember the formula you photographed
12:37Formula?
12:38The formula?
12:40Think, Melt Man
12:41The future of this planet rests in your head
12:44Come on, Melty
12:45You can do it
12:46Come on, Melty
12:47Think
12:48Wait, it's coming back
12:49Two sticks butter
12:51Three cups flour
12:53Two cups chocolate chips
12:55Blimey, the mayor's recipe for chocolate chip cookies
12:58I've been after it for years
13:00Melt Man, I could kiss you
13:02Me too
13:13Uh, Chief, are you okay?
13:15Huh?
13:16Who you calling Chief, blondie?
13:18Hey, you're naked
13:20The end
13:29Amnesia, not pretty
13:31What if we have it too?
13:33How would we know?
13:35June
13:36Quick, what did you get for your birthday, um, seven years ago?
13:40I don't remember
13:42Amnesia, must cure
13:59I remember, it was this official Prometheus and Bob space helmet
14:03And wouldn't you know it, it's our next cartoon
14:11What you're about to see is top secret
14:13It is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote-controlled camera
14:18It shows his attempts to educate a caveman
14:20They have been codenamed the Prometheus and Bob tapes
14:25Tape 37
14:26Tape 37
14:27Bridge
14:57Bridge
15:01Come on, come on
15:03Come on
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15:56en
16:00Comme
16:03C'est le moteur de l'église
16:14Hi, I'm Larry. This is my grubby little sister movie and this is her sworn enemy
16:20Loopy, c'est l'heure du bain !
16:22Maintenant, Loopy a toujours pensé à des raisons pour éviter de prendre des bains.
16:26Et il y a quelques mois, elle a finalement touché Pater.
16:29Pourquoi dois-je prendre un bain quand je vais juste me faire dégouter de nouveau ?
16:33Eh bien, personne n'a eu une bonne réponse à ce sujet.
16:37Et donc, la bataille du bain a commencé.
16:40Au début, nous n'avons pas pris la situation trop sérieusement.
16:43Mais à partir du 6ème jour, l'odeur n'était pas la seule chose qui se produisait.
16:46Chérie, il y a quelque chose de morbide qui sort de la tête de Loopy.
16:50Hmm, un bain serait plutôt bon en ce moment, n'est-ce pas, chérie ?
16:53Eh bien, ne me laisse pas t'arrêter !
16:57A la fin de la semaine,
17:00Loopy s'est transformé en un stand de produits de marche.
17:05Maintenant, pour certaines personnes, ce n'était pas une mauvaise chose.
17:08Qu'est-ce qu'il y a de frais aujourd'hui, Loopy ?
17:09Euh, les zucchinis se passent bien.
17:12Et les potatoes sont bonnes de l'Idaho.
17:15Oh, je vais faire des frites de julienne.
17:17C'est assez, jeune dame.
17:19Depuis que vous habitez dans cette maison, vous allez prendre un bain comme tout le monde.
17:23D'accord, alors je vais vivre dans un jardin.
17:30Maintenant, j'avais mes doutes à ce sujet en premier.
17:32Mais je dois admettre, tout cet air frais et la lumière de soleil a fait des miracles pour elle.
17:41Et je suppose que je n'étais pas la seule à le remarquer.
17:45Bonjour, monsieur.
17:47Je suis heureux de vous informer que nous allons transformer votre fille en un parc état.
17:52Excusez-moi ?
17:53C'est vrai.
17:54Il y aura des tours guidés, des endroits de pique-nique.
17:56Maintenant, attendez, monsieur.
17:58Des campings, des routes naturelles...
18:00Hey, c'est ma fille que vous parlez de.
18:02Oh, et j'ai mentionné votre tête officielle, Ranger Hat.
18:06Maintenant, on parle.
18:08Je déclare la forêt nationale de Loopy Laceon officiellement ouverte.
18:14C'est parti.
18:23Des touristes ?
18:27Un peu d'hallucination, les gars.
18:30C'est l'heure du bain.
18:35Est-ce que quelqu'un pourrait prendre un coup de vue de mon set de bataille civile ?
18:40C'est ainsi que la bataille du bain s'est terminée.
18:43Mais vous savez, une autre bataille est en train de commencer.
18:46Parce que quelqu'un a été dans le bain depuis deux jours.
18:51Hey, tourne-toi, Ben !
18:52Va t'en, vite !
18:54Va t'asseoir dans la salle de bain, pétard !
19:02Bienvenue de retour, coblémoïdes.
19:03Nous avons notre propre tournoi.
19:05Le mini-classique transcontinental.
19:07Et moi, je vais gagner.
19:09Tout a commencé sur un camion libre, près de Hococos, New Jersey.
19:12Et s'est terminé ici, dans le dernier trou.
19:15Le Grand Canyon.
19:17Tout ce qu'il faut faire, c'est baisser ce cul.
19:20Et il va avoir battu June pour la première fois.
19:23Dans n'importe quoi.
19:24Seriez-vous silencieux ?
19:26Mouche de coblémoïdes.
19:29Bien joué.
19:38Je l'ai eu !
19:39Je l'ai eu !
19:40J'ai battu June !
19:42C'est le défilé, tout le monde.
19:44Au nom de Henry et moi, au revoir.
19:46Dormez bien.
19:47Et que tous les coblémoïdes se battent.
19:52Oups.
19:54Win some, lose some.
19:56On se revoit plus tard.