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00:00Lights!
00:08Why do you get to do a research project and I've got to teach night school?
00:11Please do the reading.
00:12What pages?
00:13Any pages.
00:14Because I'm head of the parapsychology department.
00:18The most reputable parapsychology department in the nation.
00:21Now you could be head of your department if you ever published anything.
00:26You haven't written anything longer than a tweet in five years.
00:29This is difficult, but your bill has grown very large and very overdue.
00:35You're aware of that, I hope.
00:36Have you been drinking?
00:37Sir, are you intoxicated right now?
00:39I'm self-medicating.
00:40Don't drink.
00:41What do you know about Teutonic mythopoetics?
00:47German literature, Wagner, Steppenwolf.
00:50What if there were some alchemical means of awakening some atavistic shit embedded in
00:56our genome?
00:57Check, please.
01:00Stu was working on a special project for one of our new donors.
01:04Stu did mention the project.
01:07Some rich eccentric who's into some really weird shit.
01:12He wants to make a werewolf!
01:17That explains things.
01:21Yeah.
01:22Stu was a believer.
01:23A recipe to a forbidden elixir.
01:28Are you saying he's a werewolf?
01:32There hasn't been a documented case of lycanthropy since the 16th century.
01:37But if you do have it, don't spread it.
01:42Just another manic Monday, Doc.
01:45Okay.
01:46Oh!
01:47Fuck!
01:48God!
01:49Why am I so bad at this?
01:50You're doing great, babe.
01:51You would not believe the night I had.