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00:00All right, pizza view time.
00:21We're at Luna Woodfire Pizza.
00:24Are we back in West Hartford?
00:25No, Naugatuck.
00:26Naugatuck.
00:27They've got the Fox and Park in their fridge.
00:31There's a guy, that guy right there, this guy is smoking weed, smells like weed, it's
00:37legal.
00:38You said what?
00:39Guaranteed 8-1?
00:40Guaranteed 8-1.
00:41Guaranteed?
00:42Guaranteed.
00:43All right, it's big words.
00:46It does look, it's got the New Haven 8 slice, he's guaranteeing me, this guy's guaranteeing
00:54me an 8-1.
00:55Now that, see where we just came from, where did we just come from?
00:59Sassos.
01:00That is what a New Haven Undertarer looks like.
01:03That's the crisp, where before it wasn't that.
01:06This guy's guaranteeing 8-1.
01:08The lady in there almost cried when she saw me.
01:10Is this your spot?
01:11No, I've got to call the owner and the manager.
01:12You're right.
01:13You know my skin.
01:14The only thing I'd say is a little, it's like the Grande cheese, push it down, but it's
01:36good.
01:37Yeah, it's an 8-1.
01:38The guy's right.
01:39Let's go.
01:408-1.
01:41It's an 8-1.
01:428-1.
01:43He knew it.
01:44He said guaranteed, and he was right.
01:45So there you go.
01:46See, weed doesn't fuck your brain up.
01:47The guy knew exactly what he was doing.
01:48Nailed it.
01:498-1.
01:50Luna has the New Haven vibes, New Haven everything.
02:04I love this style of pizza.
02:05So really good.
02:06Luna, Nagata.
02:07That's your review.
02:08Mugsy.
02:09What?
02:10Mugsy.
02:11I almost forgot.
02:12I got carried away.
02:15These jeans always, kids around, good pouch, I don't want to get too graphic here.
02:21You go to Mugsy.com, right?
02:24Put in your email, they'll give you 20 bucks back off your first purchase, right?
02:2820% off your first purchase, they'll send it back to you.
02:32Jeans fit good, right?
02:33They look like they're all broken, nice and stretchy.
02:35I used to get killed, people saying you're wearing too skinny jeans.
02:38These are kind of like a nice medium.
02:40So Mugsy jeans.
02:418-1, Luna.
02:42I don't know if he got my head on it.
02:45He called it before I even got out of the car, but there it is, 8-1.
02:48That's our view.
02:49Yeah.
02:50That's what we got.
02:51Luna, good stuff.
02:52Thank you, Dave.
02:53Yeah, it was really, really great.
02:54Thank you.
02:55I'm shaking.
02:56Yeah, I love it.
02:57The emotion worth the 8-1 in itself.
02:58Congrats.
02:59Thank you so much for coming.
03:00Thank you.
03:01Thank you so much for coming.
03:02Yeah, of course.
03:03You made our day.
03:04Thank you.
03:05I'm sorry, the owner's on his way.
03:06He's going to be so excited.
03:07He missed you.
03:08I'm shaking.
03:09This is great for you.
03:10I love it.
03:11Oh my God, he doesn't want you to leave.
03:12Thank you.
03:13Bye.
03:14I love watching this peaches.
03:15Thank you.
03:16Can you wait five minutes?
03:17I know.
03:18How long?
03:19Five.
03:20We have a whole like,
03:21We do that in Selma, New York.
03:22We have a circus.
03:23Come pick us up.
03:24We're just going to go pick up a,
03:25We're just going to go pick up a,
03:26We're just going to go pick up a,
03:27We're just going to go pick up a,
03:28He's coming.
03:29He's coming.
03:30Look what they call the big king, the brother.
03:31He's coming.
03:32Cristos, Pucco, and us.
03:33It's Pucco, his brother.
03:34They're all brothers.
03:35Oh, is Luna his brother?
03:36Yeah.
03:37Yeah, they're all brothers.
03:38Princess Pucco and Luna.
03:39Triple brother ownership.
03:40He's on his way.
03:41He's racing to you.
03:42It's a chance of a lifetime.
03:43Please wait four minutes.
03:44He's guilting me.
03:45Okay, you're fox and park.
03:46I know you don't like birch hair.
03:47I don't like birch hair.
03:48You don't like birch hair.
03:49He's on his way.
03:50He's on his way.
03:51He's on his way.
03:52He's on his way.
03:53He's on his way.
03:54He's on his way.
03:55He's on his way.
03:56He's on his way.
03:57He's on his way.
03:58He's on his way.
03:59He's on his way.
04:00He's on his way.
04:01He's on his way.
04:02He's on his way.
04:03He's on his way.
04:04He's on his way.
04:05He's on his way.
04:06He's on his way.
04:07He's on his way.
04:08He's on his way.
04:09He's on his way.
04:10He's on his way.
04:11He's on his way.
04:12He's on his way.
04:13He's on his way.
04:14He's on his way.
04:15He's on his way.
04:16He's on his way.
04:17He's on his way.
04:18He's on his way.
04:19He's on his way.
04:20He's on his way.
04:21He's on his way.
04:22He's on his way.
04:23He's on his way.
04:24He's on his way.
04:25He's on his way.
04:26He's on his way.
04:27He's on his way.
04:28He's on his way.
04:29He's on his way.
04:30He's on his way.
04:31He's on his way.
04:32He's on his way.
04:33He's on his way.
04:34He's on his way.
04:35He's on his way.
04:36He's on his way.
04:37He's on his way.
04:38He's on his way.
04:39He's on his way.
04:40He's on his way.
04:41He's on his way.
04:42He's on his way.
04:43He's on his way.
04:44He's on his way.
04:45He's on his way.
04:46He's on his way.
04:47That's Michael.
04:48He's one of the three brothers.
04:49They call him the Three Kings.
04:50That's our owner.
04:51Yeah, Connecticut, they call him the Three Kings.
04:52Three Kings.
04:53Three Kings.
04:54Here we go.
04:55Here we go.
04:56Get over here and give me a fucking hug.
04:57What's going on, man?
04:58How are you?
04:59How you doing?
05:00Dude, I took my two-year-old.
05:01I tossed him to my wife.
05:02I said, get lost.
05:03I got to go see Dave.
05:04You owe her.
05:05She's the one.
05:06She had me kidnapped.
05:07I said, Heather, fucking stall him.
05:08Stall him.
05:09Yeah, she did.
05:10I said, get lost.
05:11I got to go see Dave.
05:12You owe her.
05:13She's the one.
05:14She had me kidnapped.
05:15Stall him.
05:16Stall him.
05:17Yeah, she did a good job.
05:18We had one foot in the car ready to get out of there.
05:19Look at me.
05:20I'm sweating.
05:21I'm crying.
05:22Can I make your first pizza, though?
05:23No, no shot.
05:24Come on.
05:25No shot.
05:26Don't start.
05:27No shot.
05:28Not at the bank.
05:29Zero shot.
05:30I got to make you a fresh one.
05:31Zero shot.
05:32Henry make it for him?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Did we do the scoring right now?
05:35Yeah.
05:36Oh, yeah.
05:37It's already done.
05:38You got a good score.
05:39No shot.
05:40I don't have another 20 minutes.
05:41Bullshit.
05:42You do.
05:43I don't.
05:44That better be good.
05:45It's a good score.
05:46It's a good score?
05:47Good score.
05:48What's the score?
05:49Hit me.
05:50I got an anthem.
05:51They have it.
05:52I got an anthem.
05:53I want to hear it from the man.
05:548-1.
05:558-1?
05:56Yes.
05:57You're upset with an 8-1?
05:58Why?
05:59Because you didn't beat your brother?
06:00This looks great.
06:01That took my breath away when that opened like that.
06:02George in there?
06:03He's going to be happy.
06:048-5.
06:058-5.
06:06Well, he made the pie.
06:07You got one more ball.
06:08You got one more ball.
06:09You got one more ball.
06:10You got one more ball.
06:11You got one more ball.
06:12You got one more ball.
06:13You got one more brother to try though.
06:14I know.
06:15But I didn't know the credit was in Wally.
06:16Chris for or Wally.
06:17Are you going that route?
06:18How far away is Wally from here?
06:20Where's the next stop and I'll tell you.
06:23No.
06:24I don't trust you telling me any of this.
06:28I'm not going to lie.
06:29I'm not going to lie.
06:30Take this left.
06:31Take this right.
06:32I'm not going to lie.
06:33I'm not going to lie.
06:34I like Anna's.
06:35Oh, you're going to Anna's?
06:36We used to own Anna's.
06:37It's my mom.
06:38That was my mom.
06:39You're going to John.
06:40That's my best friend, John.
06:41Yeah.
06:42I'm going to follow you there.
06:44I don't doubt that.
06:45Can I do that?
06:46I don't know that I've got a choice.
06:48Did you just sign the wall for us?
06:50Yes, I signed the wall.
06:52Wait, Dave.
06:53Just so you know, there's nobody on the floor.
06:55I saved it.
06:57I've been trying to figure out what I'm going to do.
07:00Now we've just got Dave.
07:02Heather, get a picture of me and Dave, please.
07:04Chris is going to be pissed.
07:05You're going with John next.
07:07I'm with Dave now.
07:09He's refusing to go to Wallingford for this stuff.
07:11He gave me an 8-1.
07:14I'm not even supposed to be here.
07:16It's below Foucault's.
07:18You weren't here to make the pizza.
07:20This Wednesday, I've got four kids.
07:22I don't know.
07:24I've got to have a day.
07:26I don't even know where Wallingford is.
07:28You went to Wallingford.
07:30How far is Wallingford?
07:32Tell this guy to be quiet.
07:34Wallingford is right next to Cheshire, where Foucault's is.
07:38Five minutes.
07:41How far is it from here?
07:43Five minutes.
07:45I'll get you there in five minutes.
07:47He hasn't answered.
07:48It's a 10-minute drive.
07:49You're not going to be disappointed.
07:51You go right past Anna.
07:54Heather, can we do a first?
07:57Can you take the next order and get it on video?
08:00Luna's. Answer it.
08:02Luna's.
08:04This is Dave.
08:06He's on the phone right now.
08:10The first time ever he's taken an order.
08:13What do you want?
08:15Do you have delivery?
08:17Of course we have delivery.
08:19He's taken an order.
08:21Tell them who it is.
08:23Hold on.
08:25That's not you on the phone.
08:27What can I get?
08:29He's on the phone taking an order right now.
08:31The first time ever.
08:33Dave's taking an order.
08:35You can go.
08:37What do you want?
08:39Detroit style cheese pizza.
08:41Is that one size?
08:43We have 8-inch and 14-inch.
08:458-inch and 14-inch.
08:47For a regular pie, small or large?
08:49Small and large.
08:51Small pepperoni.
08:53And a Caesar salad.
08:55With chicken?
08:57With chicken.
08:59No chicken.
09:01About $0.45 an hour.
09:03$0.45 an hour.
09:05Thank you.
09:09Done.
09:13Nailed it.
09:15The girl on the other end was like, what the hell is going on?
09:17Dave, good job.
09:19I appreciate it.
09:23Dave, thank you.
09:25You want to go hit my brother?
09:27I do, but not today.
09:29I know you're lying.
09:31I'm not lying.
09:33You already called in.
09:35That's alright.
09:37We'll be late.
09:39I have to get on a plane by 6.
09:45I'll float the ticket.
09:47What ticket?
09:49The ticket to the plane.
09:51It's on the next plane.
09:53I can't.
09:55I have to get back on the fog rolls.
09:57You already ordered from Anna's?
09:59Do you have time to do one more review of Christo's?
10:03Let me just say this.
10:05I don't trust anything you're saying about how far away we are.
10:07I let you answer the phone.
10:09Here's my brother George.
10:11What do you mean you let me answer the phone?
10:13What the hell does that mean?
10:15There's Georgie.
10:17Tell him how far Wallingford is from here.
10:19How far is Wallingford from this place?
10:23Not far at all, Dave.
10:25I'll let you follow me.
10:27I'm telling you it's 15 minutes.
10:2915 minutes from here.
10:31Driving has nothing to do with it.
10:3315 minutes from here.
10:3510 minutes from Anna's.
10:37You're literally going to go to 68.
10:39You're fucking Anna's right now.
10:41Their pizza is sitting over there.
10:43We already paid us.
10:45It doesn't matter.
10:47We need to give them a fair review.
10:49Yeah, you will.
10:51I'll call them and tell them to put a new one in when you're driving there.
10:53Why did you do a rope-a-dope and not do Dave?
10:55I don't know.
10:57Why did you do a rope-a-dope and not do Dave?
10:59I'll show you the text I sent to Heather
11:01when I found out that you were in Connecticut.
11:03Large Cheese Dave.
11:05He calls in every single time.
11:07His name is Austin.
11:09I'm Dave. He's Austin.
11:11I know that. I'm saying I thought you put it in.
11:13No, your brother should have told you.
11:15Yeah, my brother fucked me. Of course. What's new?
11:17Yeah, because he put it under...
11:19You fucked us, dude.
11:21You didn't tell us that it's Austin.
11:23We're going to Anna's.
11:25You want me to follow you?
11:27I don't know.
11:29Why don't you drive with me?
11:31Let me drive you to Anna's.
11:33No.
11:35Austin, let me drive you guys to Anna's.
11:37No.
11:39You think we're crazy?
11:41Then we don't have a car.
11:43That's bullshit.
11:45That's...
11:47That's not true.
11:49Let me drive as a courtesy.
11:51A courtesy drive. Save the gas.
11:53You know what?
11:55You don't want to be beat up on this fuckin'
11:57Ford Edge.
11:59If I didn't have a flight, I would.
12:01But I'm going to end up getting driven around by you all night.
12:03No.
12:05I've done this.
12:07Oh, come on.
12:09Come on.
12:11It's tempting, isn't it?
12:13Yeah, it's going to be funny content.
12:15It would be funny.
12:17You slip that in...
12:19It'll be funny for like five minutes.
12:21No, it's from...
12:23Married with four kids.
12:25You're not going to kidnap me to Wallingford?
12:27I know
12:29what was planned.
12:31The road would go that way, yes.
12:33The road would go that way, yes.
12:35But that's double content.
12:37You're driving with the
12:39random pizza guy owner
12:41and then I drive you to the
12:43third brother location.
12:45I'm going to put it in right now how far along.
12:47You're a good dude, Dave.
12:49This is a beautiful thing
12:51that you do for small businesses
12:53and it's beautiful. I love it.
12:5535 minutes.
12:57You're a liar.
12:59Is it that far? Let me see.
13:01No, it's not.
13:03What do you mean?
13:05No, it's not that far.
13:07We can get on 84.
13:09I can get you there in 20 minutes.
13:11It's a rush hour.
13:13It's a 12-mile drive.
13:15Correct.
13:1715-minute drive.
13:19Yes.
13:21It's a 15-minute drive.
13:23In a Ford Edge, it's going to be a 40-minute drive.
13:25I saw your thing. I know what it is.
13:27I won't make my flight.
13:33You're going to get all three brothers in one shot.
13:35What if we skip Andrews?
13:39We skip Andrews.
13:41No, even if I do it,
13:43I'm not going to have time.
13:45We did it,
13:47so we're going back to the airport.
13:49Oh, I see where you're going.
13:51You're routing that way.
13:53Wallingford will get you to Hartford
13:55in 20 minutes from there.
13:57But you have no time credibility
13:59because your time has been off
14:01from the second she said you'll be here
14:03in four minutes.
14:05You know what I did to get here?
14:07I almost had a fucking heart attack.
14:09I believe it,
14:11but the Wallingford thing is 35 minutes away.
14:13That's an hour back and forth.
14:15What if we skip Anders?
14:17No, no, no.
14:19You said your best friend owns Anders.
14:21You're just fucking him.
14:23I'm not fucking him.
14:25You're like, skip Anders.
14:27You tried George.
14:29He's got the coal.
14:31I have the wood.
14:33Anders' regular blanchet ovens.
14:35Give it a 7, 8, 8,
14:37something like that.
14:39He has no idea.
14:41Bullshit.
14:43If it's under Austin, I had no idea.
14:45Oh, the brothers don't communicate?
14:47You heard George.
14:49The brothers don't talk.
14:51You heard George.
14:53George is here.
14:55He never told me it was under Austin.
14:57God has no idea.
14:59I'm trying to get him to go to Christos
15:01instead of Anders
15:03seeing that he had yours,
15:058-5, he gave me an 8-1.
15:07Shouldn't he do the brother
15:09last stop and then he hits
15:11the private plane?
15:13I offered him a ride there.
15:15I don't want to ride with you.
15:19What's the order of brothers?
15:21Oldest, youngest, middle.
15:27Thank you, Dave.
15:29Thank you, Dave.
15:31You want to follow me?
15:33He's driving.
15:35George, get in my car.
15:37Get in the fucking car.
15:39You don't say I fucked Austin.
15:41I respected Austin.
15:43I still have your number.