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00:00Let's enjoy the food in the fridge and have a French dinner.
00:04Restauranté.
00:07I'm a boy of...
00:10I can't trust anyone in this house.
00:12I know I look dramatic,
00:14but it's because you don't know my family yet.
00:16Stop it so I know I'll never forget
00:19Focus, focus, focus!
00:20That's the handsome guy, right?
00:22I miss São Paulo.
00:23I was a playboy there.
00:25But now that my stepfather lost his job,
00:27I live in my grandma's gringo's room
00:29in Rio de Janeiro.
00:35This is my grandma, the matriarch of the family.
00:38Her house has more rules than the constitution.
00:40No one eats here without praying first.
00:43This is my mom and my stepfather, Jorge.
00:45Your mom is crazy!
00:47I love them both so much,
00:49but the middle-aged crisis is getting to me.
00:53And who called the boring ones?
00:54They're my sisters.
00:56They're always fighting against me.
00:57Their name is Sonoridade.
01:01Sonoridade.
01:03Besides them, I have an older brother and a nephew
01:07who, by the way, don't live here,
01:09but they always magically show up when there's food on the table.
01:12You see? My family is like Velasco Furioso's franchise.
01:15When you think it's over, two more come out.
01:17Damn, kid, what a day, what's this?
01:20I put on a baguette just to relax
01:22Sun, beach, bikini...
01:28Did you fall down?
01:29My boy!
01:30Why are you mad at me? I'm in the mood
01:33Today I'm going to...
01:34We're so well-organized, everything is so organized...
01:43My grandma told me that God doesn't give you
01:45a bigger bag than you can carry.
01:48Someone changed my cross with Graciane Barbosa's.
01:50I'm sure of it.
01:51Damn, kid
01:53I put on a baguette just to relax
01:57I put on a baguette just to relax