Big Bill Hell's is a fake ad for a fictional used car dealership set in Baltimore, Maryland, best known for its vulgar p | dG1fczh3QlFxazllSmM
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00:00Fuck you, Baltimore!
00:02If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
00:04you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!
00:07Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!
00:09If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill,
00:11you can kiss my ass!
00:12It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
00:15you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
00:17If you find a better deal,
00:18shove it up your ugly ass!
00:19You heard us right!
00:20Shove it up your ugly ass!
00:21Bring your trade!
00:22Bring your title!
00:23Bring your wife!
00:24We'll fuck her!
00:25That's right, we'll fuck your wife!
00:26Because at Big Bill Hell,
00:27you're but six ways from Sunday!
00:28Take a hike!
00:29To Big Bill Hell!
00:30Home of challenge pissing!
00:31That's right, challenge pissing!
00:33How does it work?
00:34If you can piss six feet in the air straight up,
00:36and not get wet,
00:37you get no down payment!
00:38Don't wait! Don't delay!
00:39Don't fuck with us,
00:40or we'll rip your nuts off!
00:41Only at Big Bill Hell!
00:42The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!
00:44Hurry up, asshole!
00:45This event ends the minute after you write us a check!
00:48And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
00:50Go to Hell!
00:51Big Bill Hell's Cars!
00:52Baltimore's filthiest,
00:53and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches
00:55in the state of Maryland!
00:56Guaranteed!
00:59Guaranteed!