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00:00 We're a team, right?
00:02 But would it kill us to add a little sophistication to our business?
00:07 We need to find a new way to deal with the money.
00:15 Yo, girl! This stuff is dope. You sell it?
00:19 Hey, you must know a lot of rich people. How about you send them over my way?
00:25 What's this work?
00:26 A customer of mine was short of cash. Gave me that instead.
00:29 Nate was mentioning you were having a cash problem.
00:31 Well, my business is no business of yours.
00:33 Well, not right now, but I think we might be able to help each other out.
00:37 So, from now on, there's a contract out.
00:40 I suggest they buy art from this classy art gallery run by this young lady
00:47 who will take a reasonable cut for herself and cut us a nice, clean check.
00:54 Where's the piece?
00:55 Is that necessary?
00:57 Yes, it's necessary. I need something to sell.
01:00 I will call my guy, have him grab his brushes and whip something up.
01:05 What am I supposed to paint?
01:07 You want to make money? Just paint something!
01:09 All right, I'll paint!
01:11 Damn, that is ugly.
01:15 Well, he has an aesthetic.
01:18 My five-year-old makes better paintings.
01:22 That's the beauty of this, you cretin.
01:25 This ugly-ass thing right here that looks like a Smurf with diarrhea
01:30 can sell for a million bucks, and the IRS wouldn't bat an eye.
01:36 The bag man.
01:38 The bag man?
01:39 Tell me about the bag man.
01:41 An art critic wants to do a piece on Ouladi Dahab.
01:43 When I hear no, it makes me want something even more.
01:47 This thing's supposed to be a front. That means low profile.
01:51 Why do I even have to tell you this is not good?
01:53 I knew that money laundering was a crime, but murder?
01:57 I'm sorry, we don't have any works on the bag man available.
02:00 There's an extremely long wait list of collectors.
02:03 Everybody wants one.
02:07 I would never say it's a good piece, but it makes me feel dirty.
02:14 Ooh!
02:15 ♪ ♪
02:20 (gunshot)