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01:50 - 6 Worst
02:35 - 6 Best
03:20 - 5 Worst
04:14 - 5 Best
05:11 - 4 Worst
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00:00 Hear ye, hear ye, the time for royal revelry hath arrived.
00:04 Long live the King of the Ring tournament and all its plastic crown glory.
00:08 Yes, indeed, it has come time for another edition of WWE's oldest and most polarizing tournament.
00:14 Who shall be the one to wear the crown in this new era in which we live?
00:18 And will it carry with it glory, prestige and title shots,
00:22 or will it bring forth a curse of awful booking like so many before?
00:26 Triple H is getting a lot of praise these days, but will the King of Kings nail the King of Rings?
00:31 We will have to wait and see.
00:32 In the meantime, I'm Tempest hailing from partsFUNknown,
00:36 and these are the six best and six worst King of the Ring winners in WWE history.
00:40 Hey, Luke, have you got any ideas for the Surfshark ad?
00:46 Surfshark ad?
00:47 Yeah, I'm writing the ad for Surfshark this month, but I mean, I don't know what to say.
00:50 I feel like everyone knows about Surfshark at this point, right?
00:54 What's a Surfshark?
00:55 It's a VPN.
00:57 What's a VPN?
00:59 A virtual private network.
01:01 Oh, so I'll be able to protect my data and watch content from overseas and protect me from cybercrime?
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01:14 I don't know. I'm all out of ideas, I'll be honest with you.
01:18 I mean, maybe you could come in as a cowboy and horse ride your way through the VPN world.
01:24 Well, howdy-do, y'all heard about Surfshark VPN?
01:30 Luke, I think I'm just going to write out the conversation we had for the ad.
01:35 That'd be ridiculous, P. I mean, how would you end the video?
01:38 Well, I don't know.
01:40 Number six worst William Regal.
01:52 The real King's King, William Regal slots into the bottom of this list,
01:56 not because he was an undeserving winner, but because of what followed.
01:59 Reigning as the general manager of RAW at the time,
02:02 Regal inserted himself into the 2008 King of the Ring tournament with a particularly easy path to the final,
02:07 resulting in the Englishman winning the greatest accolade of his career.
02:11 It seemed as if this would finally be the start of something huge for the man
02:14 who had often been considered one of WWE's most underrated performers.
02:18 But just over a month later, Regal was suspended for violating WWE's wellness policy,
02:23 and any potential plans for the King's royal push were dropped.
02:26 He would return and win the Intercontinental title,
02:28 but by then, the King of the Ring win was merely a large bullet point on his mini-tron.
02:33 I wish it had been more.
02:34 Number six best Steve Austin.
02:37 This may seem low to some, but while there may be no man who has benefited from winning King of the Ring more,
02:42 others simply embrace the cape and crown a bit more, and that is being taken into consideration.
02:47 That's not to say I'm mad that Stone Cold Steve Austin wasn't parading around with a big mid-90s poofy crown,
02:52 but then again, I would be curious to see what the King of the Ring master would look like.
02:56 In all seriousness, without the very specific circumstances of Steve Austin
03:00 beating Bible-thumping Jake Roberts in the King of the Ring final,
03:03 we would have never gotten Austin 3-16.
03:05 And while I'm sure Austin would have found another avenue to the top,
03:08 he would have done so without the greatest wrestling t-shirt of all time.
03:13 It's one of the most iconic promos ever, and by extension, that makes Austin one of the most iconic King of the Rings as well.
03:20 Number five worst Ken Shamrock.
03:22 On paper, making the world's most dangerous man your King of the Ring
03:26 and the next man in line for the WWF Championship is a very good idea.
03:29 However, when you tear up that paper with only half the idea getting done, it falls a little short.
03:34 Such was the case with Ken Shamrock in 1998.
03:37 Things start pretty well for Shamrock, beating The Rock to win the crown,
03:41 but then does this lead to Shamrock getting a title shot in the summer?
03:44 Or a main event feud with another top star?
03:46 "Nuh-uh!"
03:47 Rather, Shamrock entered into a bizarre rivalry with Owen Hart,
03:51 where the first match took place in Owen's basement,
03:54 and the second match took place in the Lion's Den,
03:56 WWE's least iconic cage ever.
03:59 And by the time WWE held their Deadly Games tournament at Survivor Series for the vacant WWF Championship,
04:04 Shamrock didn't even make the semi-finals.
04:07 What was the point?
04:08 Again, a good idea with terrible execution doesn't do a king a bit of good.
04:13 Number 5 Best - Kurt Angle
04:15 There is a strong argument to be made that Kurt Angle had the best rookie year of any WWE star in history,
04:21 with accolades escalating from European Champion to IC Champion to the King of the Ring to eventually WWE Champion.
04:28 Angle's resume speaks for itself, but what truly set him aside from fellow rookies
04:32 is just how brilliantly he embraced being an entertainer,
04:35 which was maybe best seen during his illustrious reign as WWE's King.
04:40 There have been very few heels in WWE history who have done a better job of embracing the goofiness of being King of the Ring
04:47 than Kurt Angle, an Olympic gold medalist more than happy to show his ass and elevate the King gimmick to its heights.
04:54 An astoundingly low number of wrestlers during this era played up the King character,
04:58 and while I certainly don't think it would be a good idea for everyone who wins King of the Ring to adopt a comedic approach,
05:04 I do think it just goes to show that there may be no man more capable and more well-rounded than your Olympic King.
05:11 Number 4 Worst - Sheamus
05:13 From a King that served his people with an appropriate dose of comedy, to a King who was simply a joke.
05:18 From his coronation where the dollar store crown was placed upon his spiky red head by future Tough Enough dropout, Rima Fakih,
05:26 King Sheamus was doomed from the start.
05:28 It then doesn't help that Sheamus' updated cape and crown made him look more like a ruler of woodland creatures and elves,
05:34 and I say that as a man with a strong Irish background.
05:37 But if you thought looks could be deceiving, Sheamus then proceeded to lose every singles match he had for nearly four months
05:43 before threatening to quit if he didn't beat Daniel Bryan for the US title.
05:46 It is a common trend in WWE of old to give a guy an accolade like Money in the Bank or King of the Ring,
05:51 and then just beat him into powder, leaving everyone to wonder why they even bothered in the first place,
05:56 and I'll let you know right now.
05:57 This is not the last time that this will be brought up on this list.
06:00 Number four best, Randy Savage.
06:03 In the far off ancient times of the 1980s, before the days of the King of the Ring pay-per-view event,
06:08 the cape and crown were handed around a bit more liberally.
06:11 In the case of the macho King Randy Savage, a common misconception of his is that he got that moniker from winning the King of the Ring tournament,
06:19 when he in fact actually won the title of King from Hacksaw Jim Duggan in 1989,
06:23 who'd won it from King Haku, who'd had it passed to him by King Harley Race, who'd won the King of the Ring tournament in 1985,
06:30 but in the meantime, Savage did win the King of the Ring tournament in 1987 after WrestleMania III.
06:35 Everybody got that?
06:37 It is a particularly convoluted way to get the King gimmick, but I'll allow it.
06:41 Savage's run as the macho King was sensational.
06:45 Heh, because... it's Sherry.
06:47 Anyway, also because the title of King was finally given to someone with the poffin circumstance
06:52 that would allow the gimmick to reach its full potential.
06:55 Savage reigned as King until his retirement at Mania 7,
06:58 and is one of the most iconic holders of the King of the Ring crown WWE has ever had.
07:03 Ooooooh, yes indeed.
07:05 Number 3 worst, Billy Gunn.
07:07 I know you might not believe it, but I try to be as objective as possible on these very subjective lists,
07:12 but in the case of Billy Gunn, I can confidently say that as a singles wrestler, he was just sh*t.
07:18 I'll always remember him as one of the only wrestlers Chris Benoit could not get a good match out of,
07:23 and that is about as damning an indictment as you can get.
07:26 Back to the topic of King Ass himself,
07:28 Billy Gunn won the DX King of the Ring in 1999,
07:31 which, in addition to being a wretched f*cking pay-per-view,
07:34 crowned one of the worst King of the Rings there has ever been.
07:38 You talk about Ken Shamrock having no plans to be moved up to the main event scene,
07:41 they really didn't care to even try to make Billy Gunn look special.
07:46 You need look no further than Billy Gunn's conversation with God as per The Rock, and you'll get it.
07:52 Even God wasn't on board with King Ass.
07:54 99 WWF was f*cking tragic, man.
07:57 Number 3 best, Bret Hart.
07:59 The man crowned at the inaugural King of the Ring pay-per-view,
08:02 Bret "The Hitman" Hart needed some sort of consolation for getting absolutely f*cked at Wrestlemania 9,
08:09 and then doubly f*cked by Hulk Hogan refusing to lose to him at Summerslam.
08:12 "Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."
08:15 In response to this, Bret did what Bret did best,
08:18 and wrestled three completely different but all-great matches against Razor Ramon,
08:22 Mr. Perfect, and Bam Bam Bigelow to win the King of the Ring.
08:26 Now that cape and crown aren't going to make very many babyfaces look like super cool dudes,
08:30 but I must say, that is one handsome king.
08:32 Bret was able to transition this win into a multi-year rivalry with Jerry Lawler
08:37 that was very well received, even with the evil dentists and such,
08:40 and eventually a return to world title glory.
08:43 And it just goes to show that if you wanted to get a pay-per-view off the ground in the early 90s,
08:47 you put Bret on top, and it'll work out for ya.
08:50 Number 2 Worst - Wade Barrett
08:52 Man, if you want to talk about a "Why do they even f*cking bother King of the Ring?"
08:56 I'm afraid I've got some bad news for Wade Barrett.
08:59 Always a guy who seemed completely stapled to the WWE midcard,
09:03 some thought that the 2015 King of the Ring could finally be what would give Barrett the boost
09:09 to escape the midcard vortex.
09:10 Those people were absolute fools, however,
09:13 because not only could you count the amount of quality opponents King Barrett would beat
09:18 over the next year on one hand with fingers to spare,
09:21 but need I remind you all of the League of Nations.
09:24 The WWE's answer to the question of what was the sh*ttiest faction of all time
09:28 for about six weeks until the social outcasts showed up.
09:31 Barrett was deemed the worst member of this terrible group,
09:34 didn't get to compete alongside them at WrestleMania,
09:37 and then was kicked out of the group, left WWE, and never wrestled again.
09:42 How's that for a King's reign, eh?
09:44 Why did they f*cking bother?
09:47 Number 2 Best - Booker T
09:49 Throughout the decades-long existence of the King of the Ring,
09:52 there is only one man who has truly committed to the bit the best,
09:55 and that is King Booka.
09:57 To the point that there is probably a good amount of fans who remember his time
10:01 as an active competitor in WWE better as King Booker than as Booker T.
10:05 It probably had more highlights if we're being honest.
10:08 At the very least, he actually won the world title this time,
10:11 WrestleMania 19.
10:12 Since the continuation of the King of the Ring pay-per-view,
10:15 there has been very little reason to bring back the cape and crown and scepter,
10:19 with this one lone exception.
10:21 Booker T was the King.
10:24 He carried himself with just enough comedic timing to make himself entertaining
10:28 while still being a world champion level heel,
10:31 and that is something that none of the heel kings that have followed him can claim.
10:36 Number 1 Worst - Mabel
10:38 You've heard of the Mad King?
10:40 Well, here is the Fat King.
10:42 With steroids on the outs in WWE,
10:44 the company found the heaviest man, not named Yokozuna,
10:47 and said, "I mean, that's kind of the same thing,"
10:49 and gave him the crown and the Summerslam title shot that went with it,
10:53 and the less said about that, the better.
10:55 I mean, Jesus Christ, this time period is dire.
10:58 Shawn Michaels is in this tournament!
10:59 Could we not have had Shawn have a bounce back win after losing at WrestleMania,
11:04 and run back that match with Diesel at Summerslam?
11:06 The King of the Ring lineage would look an awful lot better
11:09 without this stain on it from 1995, I tell you that much.
11:12 Again, I'm sure Nelson Frazier was a nice man, but he was not a main event wrestler,
11:16 and the sooner WWE embraced that needing to shop in the big and tall section
11:20 was not a justified qualification for a main event push,
11:23 the sooner we all got to leave 1995 in our rear view mirror.
11:27 At number 1 - Owen Hart
11:29 Some in the WWF locker room say that if put to the test,
11:32 Owen Hart could outwrestle anyone in the Hart family, including Bret.
11:36 Who's to say whether or not that is the case, but at the very least, Owen was a better king.
11:41 The King of Harts, in addition to being a brilliant nickname,
11:45 did the absolute best job of making the King of the Ring
11:48 feel like the biggest possible deal of anyone to ever wear the crown.
11:53 Although he may not have won his subsequent WWF Championship cage match at Summerslam '94,
11:58 the King of the Ring elevated Owen to his career peak in '94,
12:02 and I only wish that he could have kept ascending rather than coming back down
12:06 for the sake of weird tag runs with Yokozuna.
12:08 Just like with the Slammy Awards, Owen is always one of the first names mentioned
12:12 when the King of the Ring is brought up, because to be the king, you should be one of the best,
12:16 and for the uninitiated, Owen Hart will always be one of the best.
12:21 Long may he reign.
12:23 And that's our list!
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12:31 I don't know if there has been a WWE staple with more misses than King of the Ring.
12:36 The cape and crown has had a rough go of things,
12:38 especially since the death of its titular pay-per-view in 2002,
12:42 and with the tournament making its bi-annual return, I think it is time to take a look
12:46 back on the lineage of kings and their coronations and throw ye olde tomatoes at them.

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