• 7 months ago
The sleepy English Village of Ravenswood has always been a mystical place, tales of folklore and legends have contribute | dG1fWXQweXd1NGRnaGc
Transcript
00:00 [Music]
00:15 I came here as a kid once, and didn't like it much then either.
00:20 Hey, you alright?
00:21 Probably all inbred.
00:22 Naughty!
00:23 [Barking]
00:24 Dog!
00:25 [Laughter]
00:26 We've always had strange things in these parts, been like that for years. I've seen a bloody ghost.
00:31 When it appeared.
00:33 What appeared?
00:34 A ghost!
00:35 Did it say anything to you?
00:36 No, just nodded.
00:39 Ravens have always had weird shit going on. Crop circles, apparitions, pixies even.
00:43 All I'm saying is, things seem a bit different ever since they started building that road.
00:48 There ain't nothing going on. No ghosts, no pixies, no unicorns. It'll all be the same in a hundred years.
00:56 Already I can feel much negative energy in this place.
01:00 I've been talking to fairies and pixies, and it's been lovely.
01:05 Well, the best way to find what you're looking for is to start at the end and work your way backwards.
01:11 Do you want a protection ritual?
01:12 We have insurance.
01:13 If they try and build a road through our woods, we will kick their arses back to the M4.
01:18 Blessed be to that.
01:19 Knuckle bum.
01:20 You'll be making a tidy profit from this road, especially as it goes through part of your estate.
01:24 I'll fetch the team cakes.
01:26 I smell something fishy going on.
01:28 This is our home, and our voices will be heard.
01:31 It's a mash-up of the new road, protest camp and ghosts. Not necessarily in that order.
01:36 My reputation is at stake here, MacGregor. My balls are firmly in your hands.
01:43 Your balls, my end, sir.
01:45 Oh dear.
01:47 That is one nutty village.
01:49 Our protest is a peaceful one, and we strongly object to this road being built through this sacred woodland.
01:56 Those undesirables in the wood have a lot to answer for, and will be held accountable.
02:02 Today is Beltane, and we cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
02:07 We must unite in our common interest, and fight for what is right.
02:11 Party time.
02:13 [Music]
02:36 Remember, stay on the right path.
02:39 What the hell was all that about?
02:41 Don't ask me, she's a whole bunch of mental people.
02:43 Yellow boy last!
02:45 [Laughter]
02:48 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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