• l’année dernière
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00:00What are you doing tonight?
00:02I'm gonna have dinner with Ben.
00:04Lucy, he's in love with you.
00:06You have to put him out of his misery and F him already.
00:08Oh!
00:09Oh!
00:11I'm gonna go.
00:12Why?
00:13You just catapulted off the bed when I got close to you.
00:20You never let anyone set you up, you don't date.
00:22How many people have you slept with?
00:24Um, too many to count.
00:25No, no, no.
00:26I wish I was like you.
00:28But we have the same hair, so I'm on my way.
00:32I think you're afraid of getting close to someone for fear of rejection.
00:35Everything is gonna be fine, okay? I'm fine.
00:40You see?
00:42I'm cool.
00:44I don't even know what makes me happy.
00:46I'm 32 years old.
00:48I should have figured this out by now.
00:55Hey, what you doing?
00:56Oh, um, just Googling things.
00:59Totally random stuff.
01:04Why didn't you say anything?
01:06Did you think that I would?
01:08You did want a Volvo in high school.
01:10You did.
01:11Volvo's the safest car.
01:12Okay.
01:15I'm nervous all the time.
01:17I'm scared of everything.
01:19Hi, do you want to come dance with me?
01:21I have a drink.
01:23I'm drinking it.
01:24So, um...
01:26Okay.
01:27Oh my God!
01:29You have to date like everyone else.
01:31Hi, I'm Jane.
01:32Nice to meet you.
01:33Brittany's a new masseuse here.
01:35She is very flirty.
01:37You should do it.
01:38It's not a good idea to make out with your co-workers, you guys.
01:41Read the news.
01:45I'm not meant to be happy.
01:47There's no timeline to figuring it out.
01:51When are we gonna hang out?
01:52Oh my God!
01:55It could be really scary to try new things.
01:57You try 20 different flavors of ice cream before you settle on a single scoop.
02:00Ice cream is different than vagina.
02:03How do you know? You don't know!
02:05Yeah, I do know. Otherwise, it would be called vag-ice cream.
02:12Am I okay?
02:16You two were definitely sisters in the past life.
02:18But one of you betrayed the other and burned her as a stake for being a witch.
02:21That feels like a her thing to do.