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00:00 *musique triste*
00:02 *musique triste*
00:04 Patrice's mom will be back after her shift
00:06 Oh my god, look at the two of you
00:09 Nick, you have your mother's nose and that's not a good thing
00:13 And you, fat stuff, you are going to be girlfriendless your entire life
00:18 I'm gonna go take a nap, so...
00:20 You two shorties just sit here and... I don't know, watch this Baby Einstein crap
00:24 What the hell is her problem?
00:27 F*ck you, b*tch
00:29 Shorties watching shorties, shorties watching shorties
00:31 We are shorties on the couch
00:33 Watching shorties on our TV
00:35 Make us laugh, bust a gut
00:37 'Cause our diamonds are worth piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy
00:41 Shorties watching shorties, shorties watching shorties
00:43 Babies watching TV who like pooping, this is shorties
00:45 Is she kidding me with this Baby Einstein crap?
00:50 You know what, Einstein even hated Baby Einstein
00:53 One second he's crawling around and the next he's got people on his face going "Yo Einstein!"
00:57 "What's E=?"
00:59 "Who the hell knows?"
01:01 "I'm a baby, get out of my face!"
01:03 Well it's a good thing you figured all that stuff out or we'd be speaking Japanese right now
01:06 Yeah, what do you mean?
01:08 I mean, no Einstein ideas, no Atom Bomb, no Atom Bomb, no Hiroshima
01:12 No Hiroshima, the Japanese win World War II
01:14 And right now I'd be saying "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto"
01:18 I didn't even know that was Japanese
01:20 Man, turn on something else, is something else on?
01:22 Use the remote
01:23 What? Which one's that?
01:24 The one that says "Satellite TV"
01:26 I can't read, I'm 14 months!
01:28 Just hit a bunch of buttons, something's gonna happen
01:30 This thing is hard to control, I don't even have motor skills
01:32 Wait, wait, wait, what's this?
01:34 Don't cheat on your girl
01:37 You can't cheat
01:39 I cheated when I was young and stupid
01:41 Here's the worst part, you cheat, that drive home
01:44 She had that glittery f*ck on too, you know the glitter?
01:47 Trying to pick that f*ck off, it's like, that's your little thing
01:50 It's like "Oh, you got it on you, there's a million pieces!"
01:53 I look like a pixie driving home, I'm shiny
01:55 Sneaking into my own house
01:57 My lock was never louder
02:00 My key felt like it was like 48 feet long
02:03 You're trying to sneak, you're putting it in, you're like
02:05 Try to open the door all quiet
02:23 I sneak into my living room, and we had hardwood floors
02:26 Those floors suck for cheating
02:29 Because every step you take just taunts you
02:34 You know, every step you're like
02:36 Stand all still
02:45 You're brushing your teeth with shampoo
02:52 I'm washing my balls off like I'm gonna put them up for auction on eBay
02:55 I'm like, come on now, let's go
02:57 How about another lathering?
02:59 One more
03:04 He's sneaking, trying to be all quiet, getting into bed
03:11 The bed's like "Hi!"
03:13 And she wakes up, you gotta make some excuse
03:16 "Oh, I just wanted to check out the sunrise"
03:18 "I wanted to sketch it, I was sketching"
03:21 "Sunrise, I've never done that"
03:24 "We did 'em all, man, we even invented a couple of drugs back in the 70s"
03:26 "Yeah, get this, whippets"
03:28 "See, some people laugh, and the others need an explanation"
03:32 "Get this, some kid figured this out back in the 70s"
03:34 "And this kid should have been involved in the space program, ok?"
03:36 "Some kid took the time and the imagination to get out of the supermarket"
03:39 "And figure out if you take a whipped cream can container"
03:41 "And you press the nozzle on top just enough before the whipped cream comes out"
03:43 "Some gas comes out, you snort the gas, and you get high for five seconds"
03:46 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
03:48 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
03:50 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
03:52 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
03:54 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
03:56 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
03:58 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
04:00 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
04:02 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
04:04 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
04:06 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
04:08 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
04:10 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
04:12 "And you're like, "Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom"
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