Tires, a new Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres May 23.
Will (Steven Gerben), the nervous and unqualified heir to an auto repair chain, attempts to turn his father’s business around despite constant torture from his cousin and now employee, Shane (Gillis).
Co-created by Gillis, Steven Gerben and McKeever, Tires also stars Chris O’Connor, Kilah Fox, and Stavros Halkias, with guest appearances by Andrew Schulz.
Will (Steven Gerben), the nervous and unqualified heir to an auto repair chain, attempts to turn his father’s business around despite constant torture from his cousin and now employee, Shane (Gillis).
Co-created by Gillis, Steven Gerben and McKeever, Tires also stars Chris O’Connor, Kilah Fox, and Stavros Halkias, with guest appearances by Andrew Schulz.
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00:00 Thank you for shopping at Valley Forge Automotive.
00:03 Has anyone helped you out yet?
00:04 Whoa, you're a big guy.
00:05 Are you in a good way?
00:06 Yeah.
00:07 Hell yeah.
00:07 Quick too?
00:08 Not too quick.
00:09 No?
00:09 [laughs]
00:10 It's gonna be a good day.
00:12 I'm gonna have about five or six brewskis.
00:13 Five or six?
00:14 Seven or eight. Good call.
00:16 You'll black out!
00:17 I'm probably gonna black out at work today.
00:18 Shane?
00:19 Two or three brewskis.
00:19 Fine, two or three.
00:20 Deal.
00:21 Six.
00:22 [laughs]
00:22 [honk]
00:23 You guys make it impossible for me to manage this place!
00:25 [slap]
00:26 You show up late for work almost every single day.
00:28 Copy that.
00:29 You poop in the customer's bathroom.
00:31 And you use up all your vacation days.
00:34 And I still look the other way the day after that insane clown posse concert.
00:37 Couldn't get the fucking makeup off.
00:39 Okay.
00:39 These numbers are dog shit, pal.
00:42 When's the last time you sold anything?
00:44 Are we closing?
00:45 Is our shop shutting down?
00:47 There's a time to start caring.
00:48 It's now, my man.
00:49 You wanna watch me peel out?
00:51 Yeah, absolutely.
00:52 [tires screech]
00:53 You are in a bit of a pickle.
00:55 You want me to fix it? I can help you.
00:56 That feels like a trap.
00:57 I'm gonna take care of this.
00:59 Why'd you just do that with your eyebrows?
01:01 Do what?
01:02 [music]
01:05 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you.
01:07 We're the dumbest fucking guys on earth.
01:09 Maybe I shouldn't have fucked around so much in high school.
01:11 Maybe I should chill on the drinking.
01:13 Maybe the whole party's over.
01:14 But fuck that.
01:15 [music]
01:17 We can sit in here and sulk in the dark.
01:19 Or we can crawl our asses out into the sun and sell some fucking tires.
01:22 Hmm, that's really nice.
01:24 What are you gonna do, suck his dick?
01:26 All right.
01:26 Put a heads up, though, guy.
01:27 This is gonna take 45 fucking minutes.
01:28 Okay, fuck off.
01:29 [music]
01:35 You look good.
01:36 Dude, you're like way older than us.
01:38 You're like old enough to be our dad.
01:40 It's pretty hot when you put it like that, isn't it?
01:42 No!
01:43 [music]
01:46 Valley Forge on it. This is Will. How can I help you?
01:48 Uh-oh.
01:49 Stop.
01:50 [music]
01:54 [thud]
01:55 [silence]