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00:00:00 Yeah, I'm back home.
00:00:01 I had to come back home, but I had to tell my wife that I had a work.
00:00:04 Oh, man, a work Zoom just came up.
00:00:07 I drove to a park.
00:00:09 This is like a mile away from my house.
00:00:11 This is a park that I'm in.
00:00:12 I had to come to a park.
00:00:13 She was like, "A work Zoom on Sunday?"
00:00:15 And I was like, "It's crazy.
00:00:17 I missed it."
00:00:18 I was in New York.
00:00:19 Bing bong, Maxi.
00:00:20 And today is part of my take.
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00:02:42 Today is Monday, May 6th, and boys, I don't even know where to start because we have so
00:02:48 much things to talk about, so many things happening in the sports world.
00:02:52 Let's see.
00:02:53 NBA, NHL, horse.
00:02:54 Boxing.
00:02:55 Boxing.
00:02:56 F1.
00:02:57 Well, the price is at F1.
00:02:58 You want to start with the price at F1?
00:02:59 The price is at F1.
00:03:00 Everyone tune in for this podcast.
00:03:01 This is what people want to hear because I got personally offended on behalf of America
00:03:09 with these prices.
00:03:10 I don't know if they were priced in Euro dollars or whatever.
00:03:12 Someone's going to be so mad tuning in on Monday morning like, "They're talking F1?"
00:03:17 This is what I'm mad about.
00:03:18 We're not going to talk a single bit about F1.
00:03:20 No.
00:03:21 We're going to talk about the concession stand prices.
00:03:23 Main lobster rolls.
00:03:24 How much do you think those run?
00:03:25 I saw it, so-
00:03:26 $280.
00:03:27 Yeah.
00:03:28 Yellowfin tuna poke, $170.
00:03:30 Prawn, $290.
00:03:33 The fruit refresher.
00:03:34 In the fruit refresher, it's got pineapple, watermelon, stone fruit, some things I can't
00:03:39 pronounce, kiwi, and coconut, $190.
00:03:44 Do you know what the craziest part about this is?
00:03:48 The menu that you just listed with those prices, it was $1,000 to even get into that spot.
00:03:53 Yeah.
00:03:54 $1,000 cover to get a fruit refresher for $200.
00:03:57 The fruit refresher was the worst.
00:03:58 That was a price for the sweet, though.
00:03:59 Yeah.
00:04:00 It's crazy.
00:04:01 Yeah.
00:04:02 It's nuts.
00:04:03 The wings, $190.
00:04:04 How many wings do you think you get for $190?
00:04:05 I'm guessing-
00:04:06 Probably six.
00:04:07 I'm guessing eight.
00:04:08 I think they give you eight, because they don't want to give you six, because that looks
00:04:10 like a half order.
00:04:11 Yeah, true.
00:04:12 They give you eight to 10, and it's $190.
00:04:13 Those better be the best wings ever.
00:04:15 I'd actually pay that for wing nuts.
00:04:17 Your wing nuts, yeah.
00:04:18 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:19 By the way, I would love to see Ed and Alicia down at Miami F1 just cooking up in the kitchen.
00:04:22 They'd probably get a winning car.
00:04:24 Yeah.
00:04:25 Get it gassed up.
00:04:26 All right, so the biggest story in my mind, and there's a ton we're going to talk about,
00:04:30 is Anthony Edwards.
00:04:32 What he did on Saturday night in Denver against the defending champion Nuggets in game one.
00:04:38 Obviously, a lot of series left, but Anthony Edwards is appointment television.
00:04:43 Anthony Edwards is him.
00:04:45 Anthony Edwards is the next upcoming superstar in the NBA.
00:04:49 I know we talked about superstars when it came to Jalen Brunson.
00:04:52 I think the playoffs is when you start to see ... Jalen Brunson is doing something,
00:04:57 these playoffs, that will get him to superstar level if he continues to do it.
00:05:01 Anthony Edwards is 22 years old, and what he's doing through the first five games in
00:05:07 these playoffs for him have been just out of this world.
00:05:10 Yeah, he's awesome.
00:05:11 He's dunking on people.
00:05:12 He's hitting the mid-range jump shots.
00:05:13 He's bringing a lot of energy, too.
00:05:15 Also, the team that he's on around him, he's the perfect piece that he's developed into
00:05:18 on that team as their star when you got Gobert, and then you've got Naz Reed, who ... We had
00:05:24 the Naz Reed game on Saturday at the end of the game.
00:05:27 Yeah, banking in threes.
00:05:28 He's just everything.
00:05:29 He's in the jelly fam.
00:05:30 Yeah.
00:05:31 I saw him and Jelly Walker go way back in the day.
00:05:34 He was awesome to watch.
00:05:35 He was awesome.
00:05:36 Yeah, you mentioned that, and no offense to Carl Anthony Towns.
00:05:39 He's a very good basketball player.
00:05:40 He does foul a lot, and he gets fouled out a lot.
00:05:44 I think he actually didn't get fouled out in this game, but he was close.
00:05:47 He was like, "All right, let's just put him on the bench, and then maybe we'll bring him
00:05:50 back in at the end."
00:05:51 No offense to Carl Anthony Towns.
00:05:54 He's a very good basketball player.
00:05:56 One quote afterwards, and I understand what he was doing.
00:05:58 He was trying to be a good teammate, but he said, "Everybody talks about the big three,
00:06:05 the me, Rudy, and Ant combo, but we really have a big 15."
00:06:09 Very nice sentiment.
00:06:10 He's talking about the team.
00:06:11 I don't think anyone's talking about the big three in Minnesota.
00:06:15 They're talking about Anthony Edwards.
00:06:16 Yeah, I don't ...
00:06:17 It's Anthony Edwards.
00:06:19 Cat is ... He's developed ... He's the rare superstar that might ... He was a star when
00:06:23 he got into the league.
00:06:24 Yeah.
00:06:25 He might just fade out into being a great piece.
00:06:27 Yeah.
00:06:28 I got a lot of basketball energy from him.
00:06:29 Great piece.
00:06:30 Big three.
00:06:31 Yeah.
00:06:32 Yeah, Anthony Edwards has been just absolutely incredible.
00:06:37 He was good the last two years.
00:06:39 It's not like this is ... He just has all of a sudden shown up, but what he's doing is
00:06:43 taking the next step.
00:06:45 I said this a couple weeks ago.
00:06:46 Watching a guy take that next step while you're watching it, and you can just point to it
00:06:52 and be like, "Oh my God, this is different than the last couple years," is one of the
00:06:56 most enjoyable experiences in sports.
00:07:00 I went back.
00:07:01 Look, for his first two years, numbers were good, but he was averaging 26 points per game,
00:07:06 three and a half assists, and four rebounds in his playoff games.
00:07:10 46% shooting.
00:07:12 This year through five games, he's averaging 33, five, and eight with 53% shooting.
00:07:19 It is this next step.
00:07:20 He is going to another level that seems like he is taking the NBA by storm.
00:07:26 Again, the Nuggets are the defending champs.
00:07:28 I think this is going to be a long series, but he has no fear, and he's an absolute killer,
00:07:34 and people are throwing around the MJ comparison.
00:07:39 It doesn't feel forced.
00:07:40 It's not crazy.
00:07:41 No, it doesn't feel forced.
00:07:42 You know what I mean?
00:07:43 He's got a lot to do.
00:07:44 He has to win one ring first, but-
00:07:46 Of course, but he's 22.
00:07:47 Yeah, and he's got that killer mentality to him.
00:07:51 The list of players that have scored 35 plus in three straight playoff games at age 22
00:07:56 or younger, Lew Alcindor, you might know him.
00:08:00 He is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Anthony Edwards.
00:08:05 Pretty crazy list there that Anthony Edwards is now on.
00:08:09 Yeah, it's awesome to watch.
00:08:12 In Minnesota, we talked at length about Minnesota sports tragedy.
00:08:17 It's one of, if not the number one city in terms of shitty things always seem to happen
00:08:23 in Minnesota, where their teams are always good, but they're never great, and the twins,
00:08:29 with their losing ... What would they lose?
00:08:31 15 games in a row or something crazy?
00:08:33 Yeah, it was crazy.
00:08:34 It lasted decades.
00:08:35 Yeah, the Vikings, we know their history.
00:08:37 The Wolves, the fact that they had Kevin Garnett.
00:08:40 They went to one Western Conference final.
00:08:42 They didn't win a series since this year.
00:08:46 It's nice that this fan base gets to wrap their arms around a 22-year-old up and coming
00:08:52 superstar in Anthony Edwards.
00:08:54 Sadly, we have to put to bed the narrative that the Lakers gave the Nuggets the best
00:08:58 matchup.
00:08:59 Yes.
00:09:00 I think we can officially say-
00:09:01 Kind of my point the whole time.
00:09:03 Not true, Mike Greenberg.
00:09:04 I know that we liked watching the sweep and then the gentlemen sweep, and we're like,
00:09:08 "Damn, these games are fun."
00:09:10 Turns out the Timberwolves are a little bit better than the Lakers as a basketball team.
00:09:13 Yeah, kind of feel a little vindicated.
00:09:15 I know that they did fire Darvin Ham, which Lakers fans wanted him to be fired.
00:09:19 I totally understand that.
00:09:20 He wasn't a good coach, but going back to the original point, I never thought the Lakers
00:09:24 were the second best team in the NBA, only behind the Denver Nuggets.
00:09:29 Also the Celtics.
00:09:30 Yeah.
00:09:31 Well, no, but people were saying if the Lakers just didn't have to play the Nuggets, they
00:09:34 would have won the last two titles.
00:09:35 Celtics are by far the best team in the NBA.
00:09:37 There's no chance that they'd lose.
00:09:39 Hank's got his cockiness back.
00:09:40 But yeah, that was a crazy game one.
00:09:42 It was a ... To see them punch them in the mouth, and even the way it started, it was
00:09:47 like 18 to four before you could even blink.
00:09:50 And then the Nuggets came back, and the Nuggets were up late, and then it was just Nas Reed
00:09:55 and Anthony Edwards, no fear.
00:09:58 These young wolves, and I love when the wolves ... I love the wolves' colors.
00:10:02 I feel like they've done a good job of doing the retro, current jersey mix.
00:10:06 Yeah, they don't do the muted colors.
00:10:08 You get the bright greens, the bright blues.
00:10:10 It feels good.
00:10:11 It's fun.
00:10:12 We also had a James Harden legacy game over the weekend.
00:10:16 Yes, so the Clippers.
00:10:17 The Clippers.
00:10:18 James Harden went out there, and he went five for 16 from the field, minus six plus minus
00:10:23 16 points, dropped 16 on him, and they lost.
00:10:28 The Clippers ... Good thing for James Harden and Paul George, and we'll get to this in
00:10:34 Who's Back, that I think this was the night that Drake released one song, and then Kendrick
00:10:39 Lamar released two on top of his head.
00:10:41 Yeah.
00:10:43 Because the Clippers just went out sad on Friday night, and then we had all these sports
00:10:46 on Saturday and Sunday, and people just kind of forgot, "Oh yeah, the Clippers are one
00:10:50 of the biggest sports disasters."
00:10:54 They are a disaster franchise.
00:10:55 I think Charles Barkley said, "I've been rich, I've been poor.
00:10:58 I've been skinny, I've been fat, but the Clippers have always sucked."
00:11:01 Put perfectly.
00:11:02 That's it.
00:11:03 I mean, that's exactly right.
00:11:04 The Clippers just can't get out of their own way ever.
00:11:08 Something's never changed.
00:11:09 Yeah.
00:11:10 It's comforting a little bit.
00:11:11 Yeah.
00:11:12 And the Mavs look awesome.
00:11:13 I mean, I think the Thunder are still in the playoffs.
00:11:15 They haven't played in so long.
00:11:16 Yeah, they're still around.
00:11:17 They're hanging.
00:11:18 I mean, I like watching the Thunder.
00:11:20 They're very fun.
00:11:21 They're very young, but this feels like ... The fact that they beat the Pelicans so fast,
00:11:26 and it was not even eventful games, I even tweeted today, I was like, "Are the Thunder
00:11:31 going to ever play again?"
00:11:32 Because it feels like we haven't seen them in forever.
00:11:34 But the Mavs, I mean, Kyrie seems happy.
00:11:38 Kyrie seems awesome.
00:11:39 He seems loved.
00:11:40 Yeah.
00:11:41 I think that's going to be a great series, though.
00:11:43 I think the Thunder are going to win, but the Mavs, I mean, I feel like they've played
00:11:49 the Clippers a bunch.
00:11:50 And Luke even said this was personal.
00:11:53 So just taking out the Clippers, not having to worry about will Kawhi play for the rest
00:11:58 of the playoffs, which I'm happy to have that discourse out.
00:12:01 Yeah.
00:12:02 I'm just happy to be done with the Clippers shit.
00:12:03 Yeah, right.
00:12:04 Can we officially say this is the end of the Clippers shit that we have to deal with?
00:12:07 I was happy to be done with their shit, what, like five years ago?
00:12:10 I think I'm done with their shit.
00:12:12 I think the next iteration of the Clippers, it'll take a while for us to get over their
00:12:15 shit too.
00:12:16 But this team, as it's currently formed and the expectations that came along with it,
00:12:20 I think we're officially done with their shit.
00:12:22 We could go back six years and I think that exact same thing.
00:12:26 Remember when Blake, that was awkward.
00:12:28 Yeah, Blake, Chris Paul.
00:12:29 I was like, "I think I'm done with their shit."
00:12:31 That iteration of the Clippers shit.
00:12:33 That's basically every Clippers iteration is just like, they're fun for a little bit
00:12:38 and then you just get tired and you're like, "Okay, that's it."
00:12:41 Yeah.
00:12:42 Was Baron Davis, that was one of the errors maybe?
00:12:43 Yeah.
00:12:44 I was done with their shit then.
00:12:45 We're done with their shit.
00:12:47 Hank, are you ready for round two now that we should talk about game seven, Magic Cavs?
00:12:55 This series was maybe the most disrespected seven game series in NBA history because they
00:13:01 played every game on NBA TV.
00:13:03 I think they played three one o'clock games because game one, game four, and game seven
00:13:10 were all one o'clock on the weekend.
00:13:13 They played game seven at one o'clock Eastern on Sunday afternoon.
00:13:17 Why did they do that?
00:13:18 Why did they move it back just a little?
00:13:19 Out of respect.
00:13:20 I think it was because of F1.
00:13:21 I think F1 was on ABC, so they took it away.
00:13:25 But the Cavs did survive.
00:13:28 This is one of those series that as the series went on, it felt like the Magic are young,
00:13:34 they're fun.
00:13:35 Well, they're fun-ish.
00:13:36 Palo's very fun.
00:13:38 The rest of the team can't really shoot that well, but they're going to be heard from later
00:13:43 on in the next few years.
00:13:45 The Cavs were desperately ... They need to win this series because if you remember, the
00:13:49 Cavs tanked to get this matchup.
00:13:51 So if they lost this series, it would have been a disaster for them.
00:13:55 They go down huge in the first half.
00:13:57 They come back and win.
00:13:59 Evan Mobley had like 16 rebounds.
00:14:03 The Cavs are ... I feel like the Cavs are actually better whenever Jared Allen or Evan
00:14:07 Mobley is out, and they have one true center and they don't have to play this two-center
00:14:10 thing.
00:14:11 What is your level of worry for the Cleveland Cavaliers?
00:14:16 LeBron James not walking through that door.
00:14:18 Yeah, probably a 0.01.
00:14:19 Yes, cocky.
00:14:21 They'll probably maybe win one game and have a historic shooting night, like the Heat or
00:14:25 something, but this should be a 4-1 or 4-0 series.
00:14:28 You do ... The Heat do live rent-free in your brain.
00:14:31 Anytime a game goes bad for the Celtics, you're like, "Oh, it's the Heat all over again."
00:14:34 No, but the Cavs aren't a threat.
00:14:37 The fans were chanting, "We want Boston."
00:14:39 You don't want Boston.
00:14:40 That, especially after tanking to get the magic and then having to go seven games with
00:14:45 them, I would say that ...
00:14:46 They should have lost ... Maybe they shouldn't have lost this game, but it took an otherworldly
00:14:49 performance from Mitchell in the second half.
00:14:52 They were down, what, 18 points early on in the game?
00:14:54 Yeah, they were a very slow start.
00:14:55 They were down 18 points, and then our buddy Wagner, Franz.
00:14:59 Franz.
00:15:00 Franz had a ... Not his best night, not his best night shooting.
00:15:03 Couldn't really make any ... Or excuse me, best afternoon shooting.
00:15:06 I think he's been injured.
00:15:07 Okay, yeah, we'll go with that.
00:15:09 Well, I was going deep into magic trying to do my research.
00:15:14 I remember before the series started, reading up about it, and it was like he got injured
00:15:19 a couple months ago, and his shot has been very flat since.
00:15:23 He hasn't been able to get the same lift.
00:15:25 We'll go with that, because he's a friend of the program.
00:15:27 I would say, Hank, yeah, one game that Donovan Mitchell goes nuclear, and maybe ... Because
00:15:33 the Celtics do have the tendency to maybe take their foot off the gas for a game here
00:15:37 or there, but yeah, come on.
00:15:40 It's the Cavs.
00:15:41 Come on.
00:15:42 4-1.
00:15:43 4-1.
00:15:44 They did go ... They went further than LeBron.
00:15:45 That's true.
00:15:46 This is a dove for Cavs fans.
00:15:47 First series that Dan Gilbert's ever won as an owner without LeBron James.
00:15:49 Yeah, so this is probably ... It goes back to pre-LeBron that the Cavs have gone this
00:15:54 far without LeBron.
00:15:55 Yeah, so it's not even ... Come on.
00:15:59 So LeBron's never been out of the playoffs before the Cleveland Cavaliers until this
00:16:04 moment.
00:16:05 Correct.
00:16:06 Correct.
00:16:07 That's a win.
00:16:08 Hang the banner, Cleveland.
00:16:09 Yeah, as long as he's been playing, yes.
00:16:10 That's a fact.
00:16:11 Yeah, this is ... Come on.
00:16:13 Bloodbath.
00:16:14 Bloodbath.
00:16:15 What is a bloodbath?
00:16:16 Is that a whomping?
00:16:17 We're talking five games max?
00:16:18 Five games max, point differential's going to be like triple digits.
00:16:22 Couple digits.
00:16:23 That's a hell of a call.
00:16:24 Triple digits.
00:16:25 Trip ... Do the math on that.
00:16:26 So that means you're going to win a game ... You have to win a game by like 40.
00:16:28 Yeah, 30, 30, 30, 30.
00:16:32 So that's 120.
00:16:33 So you're going to win four games by 30.
00:16:35 Yeah, I don't know what the math will be, but yeah, it'll be combined to the four wins
00:16:39 will be-
00:16:40 I wonder if triple digits.
00:16:41 Triple digits.
00:16:42 Triple digits.
00:16:43 Bloodbath is worse than whomping in my opinion.
00:16:44 Yeah, bloodbath is.
00:16:45 Triple digits is a hell of a ... That's a hell of a call.
00:16:50 What are you going to do if you don't get it?
00:16:51 Nothing.
00:16:53 Yeah.
00:16:54 Yeah, I don't think ... I think you guys are safe.
00:16:58 Although-
00:16:59 I think Cavs fans even ... Our guy, Ohio State, said that ... He said it perfectly.
00:17:03 He was like, "I'm not going to get excited about one win.
00:17:06 I'll only let myself believe if we win two games."
00:17:09 And then he was like, "But if we win game one, then that changes."
00:17:12 But I don't ... The Cavs have to win two games for me to be like, "Ooh, okay, something's
00:17:17 going on here."
00:17:18 And not a lot of rest either for them.
00:17:19 No.
00:17:20 How have you guys played against them this year?
00:17:22 Better than ... We lost to the Magic twice, so I was rooting for the Cavs.
00:17:26 Oh, and the whole Florida thing.
00:17:28 Maybe it's just ... It's not the heat, it's Florida.
00:17:30 It's not the heat, it's humidity.
00:17:32 Yeah.
00:17:33 So, I want to believe Hank.
00:17:35 I want to lean into the whole triple digit series victory.
00:17:38 But also this would be just such great tape if they beat you.
00:17:42 Looking back on everything you've just said.
00:17:44 Yeah, I mean there's just no way.
00:17:45 Yeah, you're right.
00:17:46 Yeah, it's cocky Hank.
00:17:47 You're right.
00:17:48 We have to embrace ... We asked cocky Hank to come back.
00:17:50 So when cocky Hank makes a proclamation, we have to be like, "Credit to you."
00:17:54 Hank's right, it's the Cavs.
00:17:55 Yeah, it's the Cavs, dude.
00:17:57 You got this.
00:17:58 For Zinkes, it's probably fine.
00:17:59 Don't even play him.
00:18:00 Let him get healthy.
00:18:01 Well, he's going to miss a minimum of several games.
00:18:05 Yeah, minimum.
00:18:06 A minimum of several games.
00:18:09 The other thing we should probably talk about, and we have Jerry O'Connell coming on to talk
00:18:14 about his Knicks.
00:18:15 But we didn't talk about it on Thursday because we had a lot of stuff going on and we also
00:18:20 were taping before the full ... Everything that came out after.
00:18:26 But Pat Bev had a pretty bad Thursday night.
00:18:28 He is a co-worker of ours.
00:18:29 We love Pat Bev.
00:18:33 We'll start with the reporter thing.
00:18:35 I didn't think it was that bad.
00:18:36 People were ... Reporters love defending reporters.
00:18:39 Pat Bev's been doing this all year.
00:18:41 Subscribe to the pod.
00:18:42 It's very easy to hit one button.
00:18:45 People making it a misogynistic thing, crazy.
00:18:48 He's been doing it to guys too.
00:18:50 The original tweet said, "Said this to a female reporter."
00:18:53 It singled it out, which in the short video clip that you saw, it looked bad.
00:18:59 But if you know that he says that to every single reporter-
00:19:01 He's been saying it all year.
00:19:03 You can say that that's Bush league, that's fine, but he is an eccentric guy who's been
00:19:06 saying that all year.
00:19:07 I have no problem with it.
00:19:10 What happened was the snowball of people being like, "Now I have to talk about this reporter
00:19:15 like she was just hit by a bus," and being like, "She's the finest reporter we've ever
00:19:19 had.
00:19:20 I can't believe Pat Bev would do this.
00:19:21 This is disgusting."
00:19:22 Whatever.
00:19:23 I just didn't think ... He's been doing it all year.
00:19:28 Just subscribe to the pod.
00:19:29 It's very easy.
00:19:30 He probably shouldn't have thrown a basketball at a person.
00:19:32 That's what I think really set off the ... Went after a female reporter.
00:19:37 He threw the ball.
00:19:38 He hit the first one.
00:19:39 Was that a female fan?
00:19:40 Yeah.
00:19:41 And the second one, it hit the guy next.
00:19:42 By the way, great catch, the guy that got it the second time.
00:19:45 You shouldn't have given the ball back.
00:19:46 Yeah.
00:19:47 That was your mistake, and then he threw it again.
00:19:50 That lent itself to all sorts of digging into what Pat was up to that night.
00:19:54 Yeah.
00:19:55 That was a mistake.
00:19:56 It was a mistake.
00:19:57 He's probably going to face some sort of discipline for it.
00:20:00 The reporter thing, I think that it's definitely fair for somebody to be like, "I don't like
00:20:05 that he says this to every reporter."
00:20:07 It gets old.
00:20:08 Yeah.
00:20:09 You can have that take.
00:20:10 Yeah.
00:20:11 100%.
00:20:12 Not going to argue with you, but I don't think it was targeted to that one person.
00:20:13 Right.
00:20:14 But you can't go out losing a playoff series like that and then throwing a ball at a fan
00:20:18 a couple times.
00:20:19 He would probably tell you, "Yeah, I fucked it up."
00:20:21 And then my favorite is Draymond talking about Pat Bev on his pod, being like, "I can't believe
00:20:26 Pat's one of those guys you got to watch out for."
00:20:29 You're literally Draymond Green.
00:20:30 Tweet of the week was, I'm sorry for not saying this person's handle because I don't have
00:20:34 it in front of me, but he was like, "This is like Osama Bin Laden breaking down ISIS
00:20:38 tape."
00:20:39 Yeah.
00:20:40 Draymond talking about Pat Bev.
00:20:41 No class.
00:20:42 Yeah.
00:20:43 Yeah, I think he probably shouldn't have thrown that ball.
00:20:45 I'll say it.
00:20:46 I'll go as far as to say that you probably shouldn't throw things at fans because it
00:20:50 opens up a pretty bad Pandora's box when it comes to fan player back and forth.
00:20:58 And he's going to get fined.
00:21:00 He probably will get suspended.
00:21:02 But it was also telling how many people were just ready to retire Pat Bev and just totally
00:21:10 kick him when he's down.
00:21:11 It's like, "Okay, you can do that.
00:21:13 That's fine.
00:21:14 He's a friend of ours.
00:21:15 We're not going to kick a friend when he had a moment that's very regrettable."
00:21:20 But people were lining up to go after Pat Bev.
00:21:22 Well, they had a long list of receipts about everything they hate about Pat Bev.
00:21:26 Right.
00:21:27 It's like, "Now I get to unload the clip."
00:21:28 Okay, Pat, not everybody likes Pat Bev.
00:21:30 I'd say that the majority of the NBA probably doesn't like Pat Bev unless he's on their
00:21:34 team and then they fucking love the guy.
00:21:36 Right.
00:21:37 And I like Pat Bev.
00:21:39 Right now, I'll stand up and say I like Pat Bev.
00:21:41 Pat Bev's on our team.
00:21:43 If Pat Bev was on Bleacher Report- Oh, we'd be singing a totally different tune.
00:21:49 Although, I still don't think I'd have a problem with the reporter thing.
00:21:53 I would stay true to what we're saying is don't throw balls at fans.
00:21:58 Yeah, but what happens is when you throw balls at fans, then everything becomes fair game.
00:22:04 The way that you conduct yourself in the locker room afterwards, then it's like, "Oh, that's
00:22:08 also weird."
00:22:09 Here's the thing.
00:22:10 Next time we have Pat Bev on, we'll ask him this to his face.
00:22:13 I don't think he's a great loser.
00:22:15 He doesn't really lose well.
00:22:18 No.
00:22:19 No.
00:22:20 Wait, now if he had won- That's a good thing, though.
00:22:21 Yeah, show me a good loser.
00:22:22 I'll show you a loser.
00:22:23 If he had won that game, then the narrative would be he was simply giving a souvenir to
00:22:27 a fan twice in her face.
00:22:29 Yeah.
00:22:30 The second one was to a guy.
00:22:31 I think he missed.
00:22:32 I think he was aiming- Okay, I'll say this.
00:22:36 Shouldn't have thrown it at the woman.
00:22:38 That was bad because I don't even think she was looking.
00:22:41 The second toss, when the guy threw it back to him and Pat Bev chucked it at him, that
00:22:46 guy was, I believe, wearing a jersey with no sleeves underneath.
00:22:52 I think that's fair game.
00:22:53 Because you think he might be a player.
00:22:54 Well, just any ... Yeah, I mean, any guy who goes no sleeves jersey, you're kind of saying,
00:22:59 "Hey, I'm in the mix."
00:23:00 I thought you were ... I thought it was Pat Conatin.
00:23:02 You're hoping if you go to a game with the jersey, no t-shirt underneath, you're hoping
00:23:08 the coach accidentally puts you in the game.
00:23:10 Pat Bev was just like, "Here, let's try it out, buddy."
00:23:13 Also shout out to the guy that was standing next to the girl that got hit with the ball.
00:23:17 The one that didn't catch the second one because that guy was ready to fight after the second
00:23:21 ball was thrown.
00:23:22 I'm going to act like that almost hit me and take it personally and go try to charge Pat
00:23:26 Bev.
00:23:27 There also was a weird story that he was banned from ESPN after, which was not true.
00:23:31 Again, it was weird because it was like everyone was ... I get it.
00:23:34 Pat Bev is not liked by a lot of people and everyone's just trying to kick him while he's
00:23:37 down.
00:23:39 Just don't throw balls at people.
00:23:42 Jake, as our resident nerd reporter, how disgusted were you by Pat Bev saying, "Subscribe to
00:23:47 the pod"?
00:23:48 Not disgusted at all.
00:23:50 Oh.
00:23:51 The only part where I had a little bit of an issue is he pushed the mic away.
00:23:54 Oh, the mic.
00:23:55 Never touch a mic.
00:23:56 Don't do that.
00:23:57 Never touch a mic.
00:23:58 Don't do that.
00:23:59 That mic's not yours.
00:24:00 That mic's ESPN property.
00:24:01 Yeah.
00:24:02 But no issue taking the pod.
00:24:03 Wait, Jake, do you subscribe to the pod?
00:24:04 Yes, I do.
00:24:05 Okay.
00:24:06 Nice.
00:24:07 All right, good.
00:24:08 Then you can answer.
00:24:09 Next time we have Pat Bev on, we should unsubscribe in his face and see if he ends the interview.
00:24:12 He'd probably throw something at us.
00:24:13 Yeah.
00:24:14 That would actually be great.
00:24:15 Actually, I refuse to interview Pat Bev until he subscribes to Part of My Take.
00:24:19 That's facts.
00:24:20 That's what ESPN should do.
00:24:21 Fight fire with fire.
00:24:22 Just be like, "You're not coming on our show unless you subscribe to our entire network
00:24:26 of shows."
00:24:27 Yeah, ESPN Plus.
00:24:28 Every single thing that Stephen A. Smith is on, you have to subscribe to.
00:24:31 Until you have tried to watch a game and been logged out six times.
00:24:34 Fuck that.
00:24:35 I hate it.
00:24:36 I fought that battle earlier today.
00:24:37 I fought it Saturday.
00:24:38 I fought it Friday.
00:24:39 I fight that every day.
00:24:41 My life revolves now around me waking up, coming to work, doing this show, and then
00:24:46 when I'm trying to watch a game on my phone, fighting with the ESPN website for two hours
00:24:52 trying to get logged in through my cable subscription.
00:24:54 I have no problem paying so much money to watch live sports.
00:24:59 Just let me watch it.
00:25:00 I would pay double to ESPN if it just worked.
00:25:02 I think I do, because I think I pay my cable and my-
00:25:04 Oh yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:25:05 Yeah, I definitely pay double.
00:25:07 I would pay more on the app just if it worked.
00:25:10 Right.
00:25:11 Every time.
00:25:12 Right now, I feel like I'm almost getting a bargain because I paid $9.99 a month or
00:25:14 whatever to not be able to watch it.
00:25:16 I'm just like, "Oh, that's the cost of doing business."
00:25:18 There's some random games that just won't, no matter what, won't even play.
00:25:22 Yeah, oh, if you don't want to watch this, well, here's a second division Welsh rugby
00:25:25 game that's on now.
00:25:26 That one works just fine.
00:25:28 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:29 You want to watch some Mac softball?
00:25:32 I actually kind of do sometimes.
00:25:34 Yeah, hey.
00:25:35 Sometimes, I just want to see a ball move across the screen.
00:25:38 I noticed that you're trying to watch the Cavs' Magic on your phone.
00:25:41 Instead, would you care to tune in for bass fishing?
00:25:44 Yeah.
00:25:45 We have this Sam Houston State basketball game from December.
00:25:49 You want to watch that again?
00:25:51 You know what?
00:25:52 If Pat Bev had just said to the producer from ESPN, "I'm not answering your question because
00:25:56 your app fucking sucks."
00:25:57 Yeah.
00:25:58 I think there'd be a groundswell of support for Pat Bev.
00:26:01 Let's go, Pat.
00:26:02 But yeah, subscribe to his pod because we'll see what he has to say.
00:26:06 I don't think he's done a new episode with Rone yet.
00:26:08 But also, I shouldn't have thrown either ball.
00:26:11 Second ball, I'm okay with just because the guy didn't have sleeves.
00:26:13 He caught it.
00:26:14 Yeah.
00:26:15 So, shouldn't throw in the first ball.
00:26:16 First ball, not good.
00:26:17 And then, he may or may not have should have touched the microphone.
00:26:21 Should have touched the mic.
00:26:22 I'm fine with that.
00:26:23 Rudy Gobert touched all those mics and then the world shut down.
00:26:25 You never know.
00:26:26 Facts.
00:26:27 You're talking about Rudy Gobert, Big Three?
00:26:29 Big Three, yeah.
00:26:30 Big Three?
00:26:31 Of the Big Three fame?
00:26:32 Yeah, they are part of the Big Three.
00:26:33 Of the Big Three fame?
00:26:34 Yeah.
00:26:35 So, we did have to talk about that because, like I said, we recorded before the microphone
00:26:39 thing.
00:26:41 We did see the bass.
00:26:42 I actually, there were two clips going around because I saw just the one where he got it
00:26:47 back and threw it at the guy.
00:26:48 Yeah.
00:26:49 You didn't see what happened before?
00:26:50 I didn't see the one.
00:26:51 When I saw the one after we taped, I was like, "Oh, that's not good.
00:26:54 You shouldn't do that."
00:26:55 The first time I saw it, we were watching the game live and I thought I saw something
00:26:59 streak across the screen.
00:27:01 And so, I texted Liam Blutman and I was like, "Hey, can you find this clip?
00:27:06 I think something got thrown."
00:27:07 And he sent it back to me.
00:27:08 It was just Pat chucking the ball at the guy with no sleeves.
00:27:11 I was like, "Oh, yeah.
00:27:13 Thanks for sending it.
00:27:14 Not going to post it."
00:27:15 Okay.
00:27:16 Yeah.
00:27:17 Thank you.
00:27:18 Appreciate that.
00:27:19 Okay.
00:27:20 Hank, you were in the house, game seven?
00:27:22 On the ice.
00:27:23 I was in the house.
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00:28:21 Okay.
00:28:22 So, Hank, you were there.
00:28:23 Set the scene.
00:28:24 We're going to talk to Biz in the Maple Leafs side of it, but set the scene.
00:28:27 Hockey fans are the best.
00:28:28 There's no better atmosphere than-
00:28:30 You just compliment yourself?
00:28:31 Well, yeah.
00:28:33 When you're in a stadium, when it's just hockey fans, Game 7, tension's high, people are going
00:28:38 nuts.
00:28:39 You love that Posta got called out after Game 6, said Posta needs to show up, and him hitting
00:28:44 the game winner in overtime was beautiful to see.
00:28:48 People are not giving us any chance against the Panthers.
00:28:50 I don't know why, but I think it's going to be good revenge from last year.
00:28:54 They have that top of mind.
00:28:55 They blew that series.
00:28:58 They're the underdogs, the scrappy underdogs.
00:29:01 It's just a great time to be a Boston sports fan.
00:29:03 It's alternating nights this week.
00:29:07 Bruins Celtics, Bruins Celtics, Bruins Celtics.
00:29:09 That's pretty good for you.
00:29:10 Seven days straight.
00:29:11 You're going to love that.
00:29:12 Did you see the stat about the Maple Leafs of the teams that have never played an NHL
00:29:16 game in the month of June?
00:29:18 The Kraken, they've been around for what, two, three years?
00:29:21 Three years.
00:29:22 The Wild.
00:29:23 Okay.
00:29:24 The Blue Jackets.
00:29:25 They have Anthony Edwards.
00:29:26 The Arizona Coyotes aren't even a team anymore.
00:29:29 Don't exist.
00:29:30 The Toronto Maple Leafs.
00:29:32 That's the full list of teams that have never played in June before.
00:29:35 1967.
00:29:36 They won 11 of them or something before that?
00:29:39 Yeah.
00:29:40 They've got a lot of banners.
00:29:41 They got a lot of banners.
00:29:42 That- Swainman and the stats, the goalie stats of Swainman's series.
00:29:47 Well, Wohl got hurt.
00:29:48 He didn't play.
00:29:49 Turned out to be true.
00:29:50 He was the difference maker.
00:29:51 Yeah.
00:29:52 He was the key to this series.
00:29:53 He nailed it.
00:29:54 The difference in a meaningless goal in the last second of game six was so Maple Leafs.
00:30:01 The other thing that was so Maple Leafs was them scoring in the third period and being
00:30:06 like, "This time's different," and then the Bruins scoring like 60 seconds later, like,
00:30:11 "No, it's not.
00:30:12 This is not different at all."
00:30:14 And then the game winning goal, that pass was insane.
00:30:18 It was beautiful.
00:30:19 All the way down the ice off the board, right to pasta, finishes it.
00:30:24 I have to imagine that they know their rank and they know where the different parts of
00:30:27 the ice, where it bends around.
00:30:29 Like, okay, there might be a spot that's different in each arena that might care them off different
00:30:33 ways.
00:30:34 That was intentional, completely intentional.
00:30:35 It's like old Italians playing bocce.
00:30:36 Yeah, they know the court.
00:30:38 Yeah.
00:30:39 Yeah.
00:30:40 I asked for Leafs fans to tell me how they're feeling after the game.
00:30:42 I'll just read a couple that I thought were good.
00:30:46 Preston said, "It's like when you buy 50/50 tickets, you know you have no chance, but
00:30:50 can't help but think maybe this time is different.
00:30:53 It's never different."
00:30:54 Never.
00:30:55 That's a pretty good explanation.
00:30:57 This one was good.
00:30:58 Brayden McCarthy said, "Imagine getting your balls kicked in so much that it eventually
00:31:02 kind of feels right.
00:31:03 That's what it feels like."
00:31:04 Sickos.
00:31:05 Yeah.
00:31:06 Where it's like, "Oh, I can't get off unless I get my balls kicked in."
00:31:09 And then the Nacho Man said, "It's the same thing every year.
00:31:14 Deep down, we all knew we were going to come back just to lose in the most heartbreaking
00:31:17 fashion possible."
00:31:18 And the last one, Barazin's Loose Helmet said, "We are so numb you could bottle our blood
00:31:24 and use it as prescription painkiller."
00:31:25 Yeah.
00:31:26 You have to wonder if Toronto fans just secretly hate the spring.
00:31:31 Yeah.
00:31:32 Like, hate the month of May, hate the month of April because they associate it so closely
00:31:36 with losing hockey games.
00:31:38 Everybody else is pumped for April and May.
00:31:40 It's one of the best times of year.
00:31:41 It's like summer's basically here.
00:31:43 It feels good.
00:31:44 And then the Maple Leafs fans are like, "Oh yeah, when it's 70, like 72 degrees outside,
00:31:48 that's when I actually feel the worst in my entire life."
00:31:50 Yeah.
00:31:51 And it felt like, especially last year, the Bruins going up 3-1 and losing.
00:31:56 Like this was, the Leafs finally had the team, like the Bruins have been fading still.
00:32:01 You just can't do it.
00:32:03 Same result.
00:32:04 Yeah.
00:32:05 Same result.
00:32:06 Now you're going against the Panthers, Hank.
00:32:07 Revenge.
00:32:08 Revenge.
00:32:09 Underdogs.
00:32:10 We also had the Stars and Knights, which was an incredible series.
00:32:12 Great series.
00:32:13 Yeah.
00:32:14 Stars win in game seven.
00:32:16 I'm addicted to betting unders in game sevens.
00:32:18 I'll just say that.
00:32:20 Because teams feel each other out too much.
00:32:21 They just don't score.
00:32:22 Yeah.
00:32:23 You don't want to make the first mistake.
00:32:25 That was, our guys, Whitney and Biz and R.A., they know their puck because I remember having
00:32:32 the conversation with Whit like two weeks ago.
00:32:35 By the way, congratulations, he just had his third child.
00:32:39 He was like, "The Stars and Knights will be an absolute bloodbath of a series.
00:32:46 Either team could win the Stanley Cup, but they have to face each other in the first
00:32:48 round."
00:32:49 When the Knights went up 2-0 in Dallas, I was like, "Oh, he doesn't know puck."
00:32:55 Then it was exactly what he said.
00:32:56 It was just an absolute war of a series.
00:33:00 Both teams are really good, but the Stars were a little bit better.
00:33:02 Yeah.
00:33:03 It's like the Avs and then these two teams.
00:33:05 Yeah.
00:33:06 The favorites to win out of the West.
00:33:07 Yeah.
00:33:08 Dallas is doing the same thing.
00:33:09 Hank, both your cities.
00:33:11 Dallas has got the Mavs and the Stars going every other night.
00:33:14 Same for New York.
00:33:15 Yeah, New York as well.
00:33:16 Yeah, New York's good.
00:33:17 The Rangers look good.
00:33:18 Yeah, the Rangers.
00:33:19 They look really good.
00:33:20 A Boston, New York hockey and basketball- Wow.
00:33:21 At the same time.
00:33:22 ... conference finals would be incredible.
00:33:23 Just going back and forth between the two cities.
00:33:26 Switch.
00:33:27 Night after night after night.
00:33:28 And Colorado.
00:33:29 And Colorado's got it as well.
00:33:31 Yeah.
00:33:32 Yeah.
00:33:33 Damn.
00:33:34 Rich keep getting richer.
00:33:35 That'd be pretty fun.
00:33:36 It's like a time-lapse season.
00:33:37 It is.
00:33:38 Oh, I love a good time-lapse.
00:33:39 Yeah.
00:33:40 You've got so many options.
00:33:41 They put the wood down, then they put the ice down, then the wood down again, then they
00:33:43 speed it up.
00:33:45 That shit gets me going.
00:33:46 Big time time-lapse.
00:33:48 What else we got?
00:33:49 Kentucky Derby.
00:33:50 Yeah.
00:33:51 The horses.
00:33:52 We had a great time on Saturday.
00:33:53 Had a great time.
00:33:54 Remember Spuds through the horse?
00:33:55 Spuds through the horse.
00:33:56 Spuds through the horse, right Jake?
00:33:57 It was fun.
00:33:58 Yeah.
00:33:59 Yeah.
00:34:00 Memes?
00:34:01 Memes remembers that too, yeah.
00:34:02 Spuds through the horse?
00:34:03 Spuds through the- Hey, don't use the crop on them.
00:34:04 Oh shit.
00:34:05 I remember the KFT's party.
00:34:06 Me, Jake, Memes, Hank, Shane, Pug.
00:34:07 You guys wouldn't get it.
00:34:08 We were all there.
00:34:09 KFT was a great host.
00:34:10 Great host.
00:34:11 Thank you, Jake.
00:34:12 Pug shut the party down.
00:34:13 Pug and Shane stayed up till the wee hours of the morning.
00:34:19 They were Spuds through the horse.
00:34:21 They were Spudding.
00:34:22 You guys wouldn't get it.
00:34:23 It's an inside joke.
00:34:24 Yeah.
00:34:25 Sounds awesome.
00:34:26 Yeah.
00:34:27 It was great.
00:34:28 I'm happy for you guys.
00:34:29 It sounded like you had a great time.
00:34:30 It was a fantastic time.
00:34:31 You were there?
00:34:32 Yeah.
00:34:33 I was there.
00:34:34 I showed up with my daughter, had her dressed to the nine.
00:34:35 She had a hat on, a purse.
00:34:37 Fucking great.
00:34:38 She came to PFT's house and she just goes, "Can we look at all the rooms?"
00:34:42 I was like, "Okay."
00:34:43 Then we just went and opened every door in his house.
00:34:46 She was like Dwight Schrute at the house party episode, going around testing structural integrity.
00:34:51 We looked at every room.
00:34:52 It was fucking nuts.
00:34:53 I was dressed as a horse.
00:34:54 I didn't expect anybody else to show up in costume.
00:34:56 Titus was the first one over and he came over dressed as a jockey.
00:35:00 We looked like the slowest jockey horse combination ever.
00:35:03 He was like twice my height.
00:35:04 That would never work.
00:35:05 Also, I don't know if you ate the cupcakes we brought, but I'm going to need them back.
00:35:08 Yeah, I did.
00:35:09 They're all gone.
00:35:10 Yeah, because we brought cupcakes and then we didn't eat any.
00:35:14 My daughter woke up this morning, she was like, "Where are our cupcakes?"
00:35:17 I was like, "No, we brought them to a party."
00:35:19 She's like, "But why don't we have the cupcakes now?"
00:35:23 But yeah, spuds to the horse.
00:35:25 Yeah, we'll always have that.
00:35:27 You guys want to tell us the inside jokes, spuds to the horse?
00:35:31 It's at one of the two of your expenses.
00:35:33 But you have to guess which one.
00:35:35 It's me.
00:35:36 No, he actually didn't talk about you guys at all.
00:35:39 No, I texted these guys before.
00:35:41 I was like, "I'm just going to say spuds to the horse."
00:35:43 We didn't come up with an inside joke.
00:35:46 But it hurt for a second, didn't it?
00:35:48 No.
00:35:49 I was curious.
00:35:50 I was thinking about it.
00:35:51 We did have a moment where it was me, Jake, memes, pug, PFT, Shane, and we're just like,
00:35:58 "Isn't it nice not having Hank and Max here?"
00:36:00 It was nice.
00:36:01 The vibes were good.
00:36:02 Yeah.
00:36:03 It was a good time being there.
00:36:04 It was a good time.
00:36:05 I bet it was worse.
00:36:06 Yeah, I missed you guys a lot.
00:36:08 I actually did.
00:36:09 But yeah, so the Kentucky Derby was thrilling.
00:36:15 Imagine having one of your favorite guests in Randy Moss on the show, asking him for
00:36:21 long shots, him saying, "Oh, this horse that actually has the same name as myself, you
00:36:29 should maybe think about it," and then not betting.
00:36:31 Yeah, it was tough.
00:36:32 It was tough.
00:36:33 Mystic Dan was ... You just can't ... I was just so ... I never win the Derby, but to
00:36:38 have it be Mystic Dan and just sit there and people were tweeting me being like, "Mystic
00:36:42 Dan, you must have bet it."
00:36:44 Nope.
00:36:45 Not even thinking about betting it.
00:36:46 Fierceness with an all-time choke job.
00:36:48 That was an awesome finish.
00:36:49 It was great.
00:36:50 Three-way photo finish.
00:36:51 Yeah.
00:36:52 Crazy, crazy.
00:36:53 Mystic Dan.
00:36:54 I felt bad for our guy, Rapoli, strong Italian.
00:36:57 But yeah, I really wish I had bet that horse.
00:36:59 What did they do before the photo finish?
00:37:01 Was there just a guy up in the booth with binoculars and he was like, "I think this
00:37:04 horse was fast."
00:37:05 I think the photo finish was like ... That was the first photo ever.
00:37:09 It's like people always make the mistake of saying that porn is the seed that grows every
00:37:14 single bit of video technology.
00:37:16 It's actually gambling and horse racing.
00:37:17 Yeah, horse racing.
00:37:18 It's like we got to figure out a way to tell who won this horse race, and then a guy invented
00:37:21 a camera.
00:37:22 Yeah, pretty much.
00:37:23 What do you say, Max?
00:37:24 Jason Wirth looked incredible.
00:37:26 He did look cool with his hair.
00:37:27 He looked incredible.
00:37:28 By the way, Max, I put so much money on his horse, Dornach, to finish in second.
00:37:35 Just a Philadelphia horse coming in second would have been amazing.
00:37:38 I mean, he's also a gnat.
00:37:40 Yeah, but he's a filly.
00:37:42 He didn't even like being a gnat when he was a gnat.
00:37:44 He's a filly.
00:37:45 He's a filly.
00:37:46 It was a great event.
00:37:47 Great party.
00:37:48 Kentucky Derby is the beginning of summer, it feels like.
00:37:52 Unbelievable race.
00:37:54 Mystic Dan.
00:37:55 Fuck.
00:37:56 So now is the conversation, like could he win the Triple Crown?
00:37:58 Now you have to immediately pivot to that.
00:38:00 No, because he's got to go up against Baffert.
00:38:01 Yeah, that's right.
00:38:02 Baffert's going to steal the show.
00:38:03 I hope Baffert wins two thirds of it.
00:38:05 Yeah.
00:38:06 No, Baffert.
00:38:07 And then it's always big ass for it.
00:38:08 Yeah.
00:38:09 Yeah.
00:38:10 We'll have Randy Moss back on, and I'm going to, for like, we wrote down, he did win the
00:38:14 Oaks.
00:38:15 Yeah, he gave us the first and second place in the Oaks.
00:38:19 Yeah, so people who listen, they know that Randy Moss knows his horses, but the fact
00:38:22 that he did say Mystic Dan, and then I was basically, what's his name?
00:38:28 Kieran McColkin from Succession, just looking at the rocket blow up and putting my phone
00:38:33 back in my pocket.
00:38:34 And Mystic Dan won, and I just looked at it, and I was like, everyone's tweeting me that
00:38:38 I ... Not only did Randy Moss tell us, but his name is Dan, and I just put my phone in
00:38:44 my pocket.
00:38:45 I was like, "All right, I'm just going to go about the rest of my day."
00:38:46 Yeah, I mean, it does feel like an easy win that you should have had.
00:38:49 Yeah.
00:38:50 If there was a horse named Hank- The easiest.
00:38:51 If there was a horse named Hank, Hank definitely would have bet on it no matter what.
00:38:54 Well, there was a horse named Hank.
00:38:55 He was one of the worst horses ever.
00:38:56 Dave named one of his horses Handsome Hank.
00:38:58 Was he good?
00:38:59 He fucking sucked.
00:39:00 Did they- Remember that one race that he-
00:39:03 It actually was- Still running.
00:39:04 It was like 25 seconds before he finished.
00:39:07 Did they put it down afterwards?
00:39:08 Did they pull like a- He was a French horse.
00:39:09 A cricket the dog and just shoot it?
00:39:11 Yeah, it didn't last much longer after that.
00:39:13 No, he was a bad horse.
00:39:15 Handsome Hank.
00:39:16 It was tough.
00:39:18 Okay, anything else from Sports Weekend before we do Who's Back?
00:39:21 Canelo fight was awesome.
00:39:22 It was- Brooks.
00:39:23 Just fucking- Oh, did Brooks- Brooks won.
00:39:25 Yeah, Hank- Brooks won.
00:39:26 Yeah, we can steal the Who's Backs.
00:39:27 That's fine.
00:39:28 In Singapore.
00:39:29 He won, but it was a stacked field as far as the Live Tour goes.
00:39:32 The leaderboard looked good.
00:39:33 This is the first weekend where I've looked at a Live leaderboard and then looked at the
00:39:36 PGA leaderboard and been like, "Well, this just isn't even close."
00:39:40 Yeah.
00:39:42 This would burn also my Who's Back, but Hank, would you as the number one Live head here,
00:39:49 would you like to have a statement about them using fake tweets in the broadcast?
00:39:54 Yeah, not great.
00:39:57 I don't know why they would do that.
00:40:00 Maybe just because of the time difference, there wasn't a lot of people tweeting about
00:40:03 Live so they had to just come up with something.
00:40:06 They used a real Twitter account, JJMHabs, and they posted a tweet saying, "Let's go
00:40:13 smash GC.
00:40:15 Get on that podium.
00:40:16 Make it happen, BK."
00:40:18 And then when you look up his Twitter account, he's a diehard Vikings fan and he's never
00:40:25 tweeted anything like that.
00:40:26 Did he respond to it?
00:40:27 I don't know.
00:40:28 I'll look.
00:40:29 Yeah, check out his timeline.
00:40:30 See if he addressed it.
00:40:31 But yeah, what are you doing, Hank?
00:40:34 You got to get your guy ... You need to tweet.
00:40:36 Yeah.
00:40:37 You should be the only one that's featured on those.
00:40:39 You need to set a reminder for yourself to tweet every single time Live is playing.
00:40:44 All I know is we would never do this over at PGA Tour Live.
00:40:49 No, no.
00:40:50 We wouldn't.
00:40:51 Yeah.
00:40:52 Wells Fargo this week.
00:40:53 Brooks won his fourth event.
00:40:54 That's a record, by the way.
00:40:55 All time record.
00:40:59 Last tweet from JJMHabs is from 2023 talking about Jaron Hall.
00:41:04 Yeah.
00:41:05 So probably not him.
00:41:06 Yeah.
00:41:07 Probably not him that did this.
00:41:08 Yeah.
00:41:09 That's a bad look.
00:41:11 It's a bad look when you have to astroturf social media.
00:41:14 Just cut the segment entirely.
00:41:15 Or just create ... Don't even put ... Create a fake app that you're posting it from.
00:41:24 There's a million social media apps.
00:41:25 You can just be like, "This person said this."
00:41:28 Who knows if it's Twitter or TikTok, where they said it from.
00:41:30 What Mohammed Bin Salman should do is just literally pay people to tweet about-
00:41:34 Hank.
00:41:35 Anyone to tweet about.
00:41:36 Hank.
00:41:37 You just schedule one right now for the next tournament.
00:41:38 Yeah, you let-
00:41:39 Loving the action.
00:41:40 Yeah.
00:41:41 You let live down.
00:41:43 Because you ... Hank, people don't know this about Hank.
00:41:46 He loves live so much.
00:41:48 We'll be sitting in the gambling cave and he'll make someone change the TV and they'll
00:41:52 just be like, "Oh, there's a tournament going on in the middle."
00:41:54 We were watching Horse ... What were we watching on Thursday?
00:41:57 Oh, we were watching-
00:41:58 Sixers.
00:41:59 We were watching game six, Knicks Sixers, and all of a sudden it looked like a video
00:42:05 game popped up on the TV.
00:42:06 It was Hank watching live golf.
00:42:07 Yeah, we've got six TVs.
00:42:09 If it's on, I'm going to throw it on.
00:42:11 He actually did that.
00:42:12 He took off Bruins Leafs game six.
00:42:14 Because he wanted that to be a loss.
00:42:16 I just wanted it to be a loss.
00:42:17 He didn't want to see them win.
00:42:18 That is false.
00:42:19 Let's put it on live.
00:42:20 Yeah, so you should really consider tweeting about live and get that bag, Hank.
00:42:25 It all worked out in the end.
00:42:26 You see Phil Mickelson's threat that he has?
00:42:29 No.
00:42:30 He's pretty much on behalf of everybody else that's on the live tour.
00:42:33 Phil Mickelson is threatening a boycott of major tournaments if they don't go ahead and
00:42:37 make exemptions for the best players on the live tour.
00:42:39 Because those exemptions, they're running out.
00:42:41 So if you won a PGA championship three years ago, that doesn't necessarily last for life.
00:42:46 I don't know what the different rules are for specific majors.
00:42:49 But Phil's like, "What would it look like if just none of us showed up at the next one
00:42:53 and all protested?"
00:42:54 I don't think that Phil ran that by everybody else.
00:42:57 I think that's just Phil shooting from the hip.
00:42:59 Carl Anthony, Big Three vibes.
00:43:00 Yeah, he's like, "Me, Brooks, John Rom, we're just not going to show up."
00:43:05 All of us.
00:43:06 Can you imagine?
00:43:08 You couldn't even call that a championship.
00:43:11 I mean, he's trying to make something happen.
00:43:13 Not without lefty.
00:43:14 I think Phil is just, because he had the whole live controversy a couple years ago, he's
00:43:18 just looking for his next thing.
00:43:20 Well, he kind of enjoyed being the bad guy.
00:43:23 Right.
00:43:24 And he's like, "Yeah, I'll be a fucking bad guy."
00:43:25 Like he bought the leather jacket.
00:43:27 What is he going to return that leather jacket?
00:43:29 He's the bad guy.
00:43:30 He's the bad guy.
00:43:31 You can't go back.
00:43:32 You can't face turn.
00:43:33 Right.
00:43:34 Slice it.
00:43:35 Anything else from the sports weekend?
00:43:36 It was a great, great sports weekend.
00:43:38 It was an incredible sports weekend.
00:43:40 I have a new Who's Back.
00:43:42 We are going to get to the roast of Tom Brady.
00:43:45 At the end.
00:43:46 At the end.
00:43:47 Yeah, I got another Who's Back too.
00:43:48 Okay.
00:43:49 So we've reloaded our Who's Back.
00:43:50 Let's do that.
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00:44:39 Sure.
00:44:40 Yeah, it's going to be chill.
00:44:41 Okay, Hank, your who's back of the week.
00:44:42 My who's back of the week is Rat Beef.
00:44:43 Yes.
00:44:44 Drake and Kendrick Lamar had a very busy weekend.
00:44:45 Drake released a track, Family Matters, Friday night.
00:44:46 Kendrick Lamar released a diss track basically 30 minutes after.
00:44:47 Yeah, he gave them no time.
00:44:48 Instead of giving them time to get into it, he gave them time to get into it.
00:44:49 So I'm going to give you a little bit of a recap of what happened.
00:44:50 I'm going to give you a little bit of a recap of what happened.
00:44:51 I'm going to give you a little bit of a recap of what happened.
00:44:52 Drake and Kendrick Lamar had a very busy weekend.
00:44:56 Drake released a track, Family Matters, Friday night.
00:45:00 Kendrick Lamar released a diss track basically 30 minutes after.
00:45:03 Yeah, he gave them no time.
00:45:05 Instant response.
00:45:06 And then Kendrick did the back to back and dropped another track the next day.
00:45:11 Calling him a pedophile.
00:45:12 Calling him a pedophile.
00:45:13 Calling his whole crew pedophiles.
00:45:15 A lot of bad stuff.
00:45:17 Also said that he had an 11 year old daughter, which people are saying that Drake actually
00:45:21 said it.
00:45:22 Drake planted it.
00:45:23 Oh.
00:45:24 And basically caught him in a lie.
00:45:26 Put that out there that he has an 11 year old daughter.
00:45:28 Kendrick took the bait, said it.
00:45:30 But does Drake have any sort of receipt for that?
00:45:32 That he planted that?
00:45:33 You would think that if you're pulling some sort of mastermind scheme that you would have
00:45:38 like, "Here's the evidence of how I planted it," right?
00:45:40 Now I need someone to battle rap PFT and talk about Chris.
00:45:46 Fuck that.
00:45:47 Fuck, you don't want that smoke.
00:45:48 I'll just put Chris on the track.
00:45:49 I'll put Chris on the track and fucking destroy you.
00:45:52 But with the pedophile thing on Friday night, when Kendrick responded, said, "You've got
00:45:59 an 11 year old daughter plus you're a pedophile," then Drake just posted on Instagram, "I'm
00:46:05 definitely not the father of an 11 year old daughter."
00:46:08 Did not address the pedophile thing.
00:46:09 A big one, yeah.
00:46:10 He also, yeah, he said, he put out a song tonight, The Heart Part 6, where he said,
00:46:17 "If I was a pedophile, I'd have already been arrested," which there's definitely pedophiles.
00:46:22 You never want to say, "If I was."
00:46:23 No, he spent like three quarters of the response just being like, "I am not a pedophile.
00:46:28 I'm so much not a pedophile."
00:46:30 At one point, I think he said, "I'm too famous to be a pedophile," which is, I don't know
00:46:33 if Drake reads the news, if he's much of a news hound and studies what happens in modern
00:46:39 day politics and entertainment.
00:46:42 No famous pedophiles ever.
00:46:44 He also brought up Millie Bobby Brown by name, even though Kendrick Hadden, that's just like
00:46:48 an internet thing that-
00:46:49 Oh, so he, yeah.
00:46:50 ... kind of said, "It's weird.
00:46:51 Your guys' relationship is weird.
00:46:53 What's going on here?"
00:46:55 So Kendrick was like, "You're a pedophile," and Drake was like, "No, I'm not.
00:46:58 I'm just friends with Millie Bobby Brown," when she was 17.
00:47:01 He was like, "It's not ... No, that wasn't pedophilia.
00:47:04 I just liked her as a friend.
00:47:07 Nothing happened."
00:47:08 I did see one guy who's Drake Stan be like, "All you idiots need to look up the age of
00:47:13 consent in Canada," which is 16.
00:47:15 That's good.
00:47:16 That's good.
00:47:17 Good defense.
00:47:18 Don't do that.
00:47:19 Yeah.
00:47:20 That's one thing you don't want to Google.
00:47:21 What are you, planning a vacation?
00:47:22 No.
00:47:23 Don't do that.
00:47:24 All right, so I have a question because I'm admittedly washed old, but I've seen everyone
00:47:29 talking about it and I've at least tried to keep up.
00:47:33 Also, I'll say quickly before, Drake, his first song he put out Friday had subtitles,
00:47:38 which was great.
00:47:39 Oh.
00:47:40 Yeah.
00:47:41 For all rap songs.
00:47:42 They didn't write letters back to each other.
00:47:44 They just tweeted each other.
00:47:46 I know what you're saying, Hank, because it does take you some time to listen back, back,
00:47:52 back, re-hear every single line.
00:47:53 Being able to read it in real time is definitely easier to understand all the double entendres,
00:47:58 but also isn't that kind of a try hard move to spell out what you're saying so that people
00:48:03 can read it?
00:48:04 I don't know.
00:48:05 Isn't half the fun digging in on your own and listening back to it?
00:48:10 Spelling it out, that's great for people like me that like to listen to Drake on mute and
00:48:14 don't actually enjoy his music that much, but doing that feels like you're really rubbing
00:48:21 it in everyone's face as opposed to letting people do the work for themselves.
00:48:24 As someone who does subtitles for every show I watch, I appreciate it.
00:48:28 Well it's not Peaky Blinders, it's a diss track.
00:48:30 Well, but it's still hard to follow everything for me personally, anything.
00:48:36 That one line, you're trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor, that's pretty good.
00:48:41 That was good.
00:48:42 That's good.
00:48:43 All right, so I have a question for you.
00:48:44 You should have said Dsus.
00:48:45 That's another chord.
00:48:46 I have a question for you, and anyone can answer this.
00:48:50 I've tried to follow along.
00:48:52 Tell me if this is the too long, didn't read for people of my age and stupidity and also
00:48:59 washed and not understanding any of this.
00:49:02 Honestly from what I understand, most people in the rap world kind of don't like Drake
00:49:11 and Kendrick Lamar is just the first craziest, most accomplished person to finally just say
00:49:17 it out loud and everyone's like, "Yeah, dude.
00:49:20 We've been thinking this for a long time."
00:49:21 Well, it started with the Metro Boomin Future album, which was basically just a diss album
00:49:28 and that was the first feature.
00:49:29 That was the first Kendrick Lamar feature that kind of broke everything open.
00:49:33 But yeah, it seems like everyone's coming out.
00:49:37 Rick Ross, all the rappers.
00:49:39 Right.
00:49:40 It feels like Drake is losing this even though there obviously are diehard Drake fans and
00:49:44 be like, "No, he's doing great."
00:49:46 But it feels like Kendrick Lamar is ... Drake is responding to Kendrick Lamar, but Kendrick
00:49:51 Lamar is ... The way he's dropping these things is basically he's speaking for a lot more
00:49:58 people that just haven't said anything to Drake in a long time, which has to be the
00:50:02 worst feeling ever to be like someone's dropping a diss track at you and it's essentially talking
00:50:09 for a bunch of people being like, "We've been saying this shit behind your back and now
00:50:12 we're saying it out loud."
00:50:13 And then Drake can only come back at Kendrick Lamar, but it's like, "Wait, does everyone
00:50:17 hate me?
00:50:18 That's got to suck."
00:50:19 I think Kendrick's your favorite rapper's favorite rapper.
00:50:21 Right.
00:50:22 And Drake is ... The thing that Drake always has over everybody is I'm way more successful
00:50:27 in terms of money, in terms of charts, in terms of songs that are played in clubs that
00:50:32 people listen to.
00:50:33 Drake will always point to that.
00:50:34 And again, I am very new to this too, so I'm just beginning to wrap my head around the
00:50:38 history of the two of these guys going back and forth.
00:50:41 But I feel like any time you make a song that's in response to somebody calling you a pedophile
00:50:46 and your response is, "Nuh-uh, I think you kind of lost."
00:50:51 And also the smartest person, the real winner of this entire beef is J. Cole because J.
00:50:56 Cole was in it and then he went on stage and he was like, "No, I'm kind of a pussy, so
00:51:01 I don't want to do this."
00:51:02 And then everyone was like, "This guy's a pussy."
00:51:04 So he's my new goat.
00:51:05 He's the goat.
00:51:06 He's the goat for recognizing that he did not want to be anywhere involved in this.
00:51:10 Involved in this.
00:51:11 Yes.
00:51:12 Is my assessment accurate-ish?
00:51:13 Because so, then if what I'm saying is somewhat accurate, how is anyone saying that Drake
00:51:21 is winning?
00:51:23 Just that Drake stands.
00:51:25 Because again, there can't be a worse feeling than having someone drop a diss track against
00:51:31 you and essentially be like, "The whole world is saying this, but I'm finally the guy who
00:51:37 can say it because Kendrick Lamar has enough status power, crazy enough, all those things
00:51:43 to finally say it."
00:51:45 And everyone's like, "Yeah, he's right.
00:51:49 You lost."
00:51:50 He lost.
00:51:51 Basically, everyone's like, "Everyone kind of hates you and we're finally going to say
00:51:54 it."
00:51:55 That sucks.
00:51:56 The one thing you can point to that Drake did a flawless execution of on Friday night,
00:52:01 he just kept calling them short.
00:52:04 It's a good bar.
00:52:05 That's worse than pedophile.
00:52:06 You can't come back from your short because he has receipts of you being short.
00:52:11 They're called pictures.
00:52:13 And no matter what, I could break somebody down and then if they just respond with, "Yeah,
00:52:17 but you're short."
00:52:18 I'm like, "Fuck.
00:52:19 How'd he know?"
00:52:21 And then you lose.
00:52:22 Kendrick should probably ... So Drake faked an 11-year-old so that Kendrick would talk
00:52:28 about it?
00:52:29 Kendrick should fake a murderer pedophilia so that he'll stop talking about him being
00:52:34 short.
00:52:35 That's true.
00:52:36 It's way more preferable.
00:52:37 Just get it that way.
00:52:38 Yeah.
00:52:39 You're a pedophile.
00:52:40 Well, at least I'm not short.
00:52:41 That's what Drake should have said.
00:52:42 Yeah.
00:52:43 What were you going to say, Max?
00:52:44 It's interesting.
00:52:45 That's the thing that you took from that.
00:52:48 What?
00:52:49 The short?
00:52:50 The short.
00:52:51 I'm joking about the short thing.
00:52:52 Oh, okay.
00:52:53 I just wanted to make sure that was clear.
00:52:54 But it does hurt.
00:52:55 But it does hurt.
00:52:56 But you can always say ... We don't actually think being short is worse than being a pedophile,
00:52:58 Max.
00:52:59 Is this your first show, Max?
00:53:00 Nope.
00:53:01 Okay.
00:53:02 All right.
00:53:03 So how does this end?
00:53:06 Somebody's got to die.
00:53:07 Yeah, I don't think anyone's going to die, knock on wood.
00:53:11 I knocked on it for you.
00:53:14 I feel like Kendrick's going to release another song and it's probably going to be, I don't
00:53:17 know.
00:53:18 Just even more shit that people don't like about Drake?
00:53:19 I hope he keeps doing it.
00:53:20 I hope this is now Kendrick Lamar's entire career.
00:53:23 We're just like every week he has a new song about Drake being a pedophile.
00:53:26 Is this going to affect Drake's legacy, future?
00:53:32 It feels like we're getting to the point where people are turning on him.
00:53:36 Again, I'm very much not in the know, but just reading a little bit of the tea leaves,
00:53:41 people are coming out and being like, "Yeah, what he's saying, everyone has thought this
00:53:46 for a long time."
00:53:47 Yeah, but he lost Pusha T, Body'd him too back in the day and that didn't really affect
00:53:53 him.
00:53:54 So if he just keeps doing hits-
00:53:55 Putting out music, yeah, he's still going to be the biggest guy.
00:53:58 He's going to get an eight pack.
00:53:59 He's going to have even better abs.
00:54:01 He's just not going to have as many features.
00:54:02 He's definitely walking around his house right now not happy.
00:54:06 No.
00:54:07 Very upset.
00:54:08 Yeah.
00:54:09 And it feels like Kendrick's walking around his house being like, "I've got him."
00:54:10 Got him.
00:54:11 Got him.
00:54:12 And I think that Kendrick's manager is actually the father of his child, so that's probably
00:54:17 not the best thing to do.
00:54:18 Oh, that one hurts.
00:54:19 That hurts?
00:54:20 Yeah.
00:54:21 Yeah, that definitely hurts.
00:54:22 But you could also just lie.
00:54:23 That's what's great about rap beefs is you can just make something up and if you say
00:54:26 it then everyone's like, "Oh shit, that's not his kid."
00:54:30 Okay.
00:54:31 That would be wild if Drake hit it because that was the Pusha T one when Drake's first
00:54:34 child-
00:54:35 Hiding a child.
00:54:36 Adonis.
00:54:37 Got it.
00:54:38 Man.
00:54:39 So that's PMT gets beefy with it.
00:54:42 Also tough, yeah, though one of Kendrick's diss tracks was just an entire verse talking
00:54:47 to his child being like, "Your dad's a piece of shit."
00:54:51 Damn.
00:54:52 Like, "I'm sorry, your dad is your dad."
00:54:53 Yeah.
00:54:54 I think there were multiple verses saying, "Your dad's a piece of shit."
00:54:55 Yeah, it was like, "Sorry."
00:54:56 It was each kid.
00:54:57 Yeah.
00:54:58 One was to each kid and then one was to his mom being like, "I'm sorry that your son sucks."
00:55:01 Oh my God.
00:55:02 It was pretty bad.
00:55:03 Again, J. Cole, winner.
00:55:05 Yeah, winner and I think I'm going to say Kendrick Lamar is winning right now.
00:55:11 For sure.
00:55:12 Yeah.
00:55:13 Yeah, I think in the song he put out, that Drake put out on Friday, he said like, "This
00:55:17 will be my last response because I'm going on vacation."
00:55:19 So pretty much like out of office.
00:55:21 Oh yeah, that's bad.
00:55:22 So this most recent one was like an out of office reply that he sent.
00:55:24 Yeah, in the last one, didn't he say like, "Are we done yet?"
00:55:27 Yeah, "Are we done?
00:55:28 I think this is over.
00:55:29 I think we can all agree we both won."
00:55:30 Yeah.
00:55:31 Co-winners.
00:55:32 Drake's just waiting for someone to break this fight up?
00:55:33 I mean, the cover art that he had on the most recent one, which is just a picture of Drake's
00:55:38 house with all the sex offender tags.
00:55:40 Yeah.
00:55:41 Yeah.
00:55:42 All the sex offender registry is looking at it.
00:55:43 That's tough.
00:55:44 It's pretty bad.
00:55:45 Okay.
00:55:46 Pretty bad.
00:55:47 All right.
00:55:48 Well, thank you, Hank.
00:55:49 Appreciate it.
00:55:50 PFT, you're who's back?
00:55:51 Who's back of the week is Baby Gronk.
00:55:52 Oh yeah.
00:55:53 Because he releases top 30 teams that he might go to.
00:55:54 I don't know if he has any actual offers yet.
00:55:56 I'm going to guess that he doesn't, right?
00:55:58 You had 30 teams?
00:56:00 It's probably way more than 30.
00:56:01 Yeah.
00:56:02 It's probably like 60.
00:56:03 So he narrowed it down from 60 to 30 and it's just every good football team out there.
00:56:07 So Baby Gronk's dad wants to know where you think Baby Gronk's going to go.
00:56:10 I could see Baby Gronk going to an Alabama or a Georgia or a Texas, but his dad just
00:56:18 pays for his tuition and then he tells his son to try to walk on.
00:56:22 And then it's Baby Gronk's first practice and he never actually plays football.
00:56:25 Yeah.
00:56:26 He just shows up and he's like, "Baby Gronk, giving water to the tight ends."
00:56:30 Georgia Tech made it on there.
00:56:31 That's a big dub for Georgia Tech.
00:56:32 You got to throw a couple in there.
00:56:33 I was actually expecting a Vandy.
00:56:35 You always got to throw a Vandy in there.
00:56:37 Maybe his grades are good enough.
00:56:38 Yeah.
00:56:39 I think that, yeah, it seems like Georgia Tech, big, big win for South Carolina being
00:56:44 featured on this list too.
00:56:46 That's pretty cool.
00:56:47 Michigan State.
00:56:48 That's good for that program.
00:56:49 I mean, if you're Georgia Tech, you should probably offer Baby Gronk a contract.
00:56:53 Yeah.
00:56:54 Why not?
00:56:55 Right?
00:56:56 That's probably going to be the one that he chooses.
00:56:57 Yeah.
00:56:58 A school should offer him right now.
00:56:59 Nebraska's on there.
00:57:00 That's good.
00:57:01 That's good for them.
00:57:02 It will probably be like that's worth a couple of millions.
00:57:03 That's my guy.
00:57:04 Yeah.
00:57:05 All right.
00:57:06 So, who's back the week is baseball umps back again.
00:57:10 We had on Saturday, the White Sox and the Cardinals played through, they had a three
00:57:16 hour rain delay to come back for the bottom of the 10th.
00:57:21 Bases loaded two outs and the umps saw four pitches, including a strike three called the
00:57:27 end of the game that was not a strike and was essentially like, I want to get the fuck
00:57:31 out of here.
00:57:32 But they waited three hours for the ump to do that.
00:57:36 Umps rule.
00:57:37 Umps are awesome.
00:57:38 Umps rule.
00:57:39 They've had a banner year in umpiring so far.
00:57:40 They really have.
00:57:41 The fast ejections.
00:57:42 They're back.
00:57:43 They're all the way back.
00:57:44 Aaron Boone getting kicked out for something a fan said.
00:57:46 Yeah, it was.
00:57:47 Angel Cabrera just doing Angel Cabrera things nonstop.
00:57:49 Angel Hernandez.
00:57:50 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:57:51 Cabrera's a golfer.
00:57:52 I always screw that one up.
00:57:55 CB Buckner was the name of this ump.
00:57:58 It ruled.
00:57:59 Jake, your who's back of the week.
00:58:00 My who's back of the week is JJ Watt.
00:58:03 He's hinting at a possible return.
00:58:06 He said at his charity softball game, I told D'Amico last year, don't call unless you absolutely
00:58:10 need it.
00:58:11 But if you ever do call, I'll be there.
00:58:12 I know it's not to call unless he absolutely needs it.
00:58:15 But this is the last year I'll tell him that.
00:58:17 Do you think they absolutely needed it against the Ravens?
00:58:20 Maybe maybe didn't get the call then.
00:58:22 I don't know what's going.
00:58:23 Maybe if like Will Anderson gets hurt, they call JJ and he comes in halfway through the
00:58:27 season.
00:58:28 I don't know if I like this because it's like he's basically saying that, uh, don't call
00:58:33 unless I can be the hero.
00:58:34 Yeah.
00:58:35 If you need somebody to save you, you can reach out.
00:58:38 JJ hasn't played in a while.
00:58:40 I don't think he's going to be that good.
00:58:42 In defense of JJ.
00:58:43 So I don't really love the like, Oh, I'll do it only if I'm the hero here.
00:58:48 But if I were a JJ Watt or a Tom Brady, I would definitely spend three or four years
00:58:57 hinting at comebacks.
00:58:59 Cause that's fun.
00:59:00 He said that this is the last year he's going to train to be in shape like that.
00:59:04 That's fun though.
00:59:05 To just be like, wow, I could, you know, just so that people could tell like, it's a, it's
00:59:09 an egocentric move, but I think, I think you kind of have to do it if you're that good.
00:59:13 He should have done it with the Steelers last year.
00:59:15 I filled in for TJ.
00:59:17 Yeah.
00:59:18 Yeah.
00:59:19 So he might come back to the Texans.
00:59:20 I guess so.
00:59:21 Maybe what if, what if it's just for literally a one day contract?
00:59:25 Yeah.
00:59:26 Retire, retire as a Texan.
00:59:27 It would rock though.
00:59:28 If he came back for a playoff game and like had three sacks.
00:59:31 Wow.
00:59:32 Then Ravel wouldn't have done that thing for his last game.
00:59:34 Oh, that's true.
00:59:35 Oh yeah.
00:59:36 Cut off all the special needs kids.
00:59:37 Good point.
00:59:38 Yeah.
00:59:39 Yeah.
00:59:40 Yeah.
00:59:41 Yeah.
00:59:42 Uh, okay.
00:59:43 Good.
00:59:44 Who's back.
00:59:45 Let's uh, let's do our interviews.
00:59:46 We got biz talking to hockey and then we have our great friend Jerry O'Connell who, I mean,
00:59:51 you'll just have to listen cause it was all time Jerry O'Connell talking.
00:59:54 Bing bong, bing bong, a lot of ping bong.
00:59:56 Uh, before we do that, PFT, you have a couple of ads.
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01:00:36 And now here's Paul Bissonette.
01:00:40 Okay.
01:00:41 We now welcome on, uh, one of our favorite guests, recurring guests.
01:00:46 Why'd you hesitate when you said it?
01:00:48 I was going to say good friend, uh, or, or like best friend.
01:00:51 But I did that for Jerry O'Connell who's coming on after you.
01:00:54 Um, so that felt redundant.
01:00:56 It is late.
01:00:57 This is for people who say biz doesn't work.
01:01:00 It's one foot one 40 where he is right now.
01:01:03 He just got finished doing game seven TNT.
01:01:06 Yes.
01:01:07 Staring at tits.
01:01:08 I was staring at tits behind the Dallas stars head coach all night.
01:01:11 You guys see those?
01:01:12 Yeah.
01:01:13 Those are some honkers.
01:01:14 Those are, yeah, those are, those are nice tits.
01:01:16 And then you did chicklets go listen to chicklets and now you're, you're, you're doing this
01:01:21 with us.
01:01:22 Um, I guess I wanted to start with, um, your wonder wall, Jacob wall.
01:01:29 Cause after all, you're my Joseph.
01:01:34 Yeah.
01:01:35 Sorry.
01:01:36 Do you think you cursed the leafs singing that song before game seven and then having
01:01:40 him not play in game seven and also how are you feeling as a least fan yet again, you
01:01:47 look like a fool and your season, it just evaporates in the most embarrassing, sad fashion.
01:01:53 Yes.
01:01:54 I feel like I cursed them.
01:01:56 I feel like I'm a mush.
01:01:57 I feel like I should separate myself from the team and then maybe they'll have some
01:02:01 success.
01:02:02 But now I say that they haven't had much success for a very, very, very long time, including
01:02:07 against the Boston Bruins who they haven't beat in a playoff series since 1959.
01:02:14 Whew.
01:02:15 Um, it's crazy cause Toronto is also the most valuable franchise.
01:02:20 So not to say they can just go spend more money on the cap, but they have all these
01:02:24 resources and try to make themselves better and they just haven't been able to find a
01:02:28 way to do it and they're cursed.
01:02:31 Yeah.
01:02:32 And, and the goalie getting hurt, did he actually get hurt in the last 0.1 second of game six?
01:02:37 They haven't came out and announced it, but I would assume that's where he injured himself,
01:02:42 which is crazy.
01:02:43 Cause like, what if they don't go up to nothing, then maybe they don't get sloppy in the last
01:02:48 15 seconds to allow an easy backdoor play.
01:02:52 And then maybe he's not sprawling out to try to preserve the shutout.
01:02:56 Well, in that case he still would have, but I don't think they would have been as Laza
01:03:00 days.
01:03:01 A call is the word.
01:03:02 It was six on five in the dying minute.
01:03:07 And it felt like they were kind of fucking around a little bit because William Nelander
01:03:11 had made it to nothing.
01:03:12 Whereas if it was one, nothing you, you have to bear it out.
01:03:15 You got to block shots and stay in the lane where there probably would have been a defense
01:03:18 when they're so just the fact that they went up to, and then broke down defensively on
01:03:23 the six on five, he has to sprawl out.
01:03:26 He must've pulled something.
01:03:27 Not a word was talked about this by the way.
01:03:31 And then all of a sudden an hour and a half before puck drop Merle's and it comes in our
01:03:36 group texts and says, wool's not playing.
01:03:39 I just heard from an agent that he, he pulled something.
01:03:41 I got injured in game six and I'm like, shut the fuck up, Merle.
01:03:45 You stir in the pot.
01:03:47 So he was pretty adamant about it.
01:03:50 So I took the Twitter and I said, I just heard the worst fucking rumor going, but I'm not
01:03:55 even going to give it the oxygen just to kind of stir it up a little bit.
01:03:58 Well, all of a sudden all these insiders start texting me that like you heard about wall
01:04:02 and I'm like, they just haven't dropped the bomb yet because they haven't gotten the clearance.
01:04:07 So as soon as they come out for warmup is the first guy would have been Samson, where
01:04:13 people have been like, fuck is Joseph wall.
01:04:16 Why isn't wall walking out of the tunnel?
01:04:18 But now because I'm tweeting all that, they probably got pressure.
01:04:21 And then Elliott Friedman finally drops the bomb that all three goalies were on the first
01:04:25 bus for the Toronto Maple Leafs to dress and potentially take warmup.
01:04:29 So the minute that that hit the airways, all of a sudden it just, people became aware that
01:04:34 their starting goalie who played out of his mind and who has ice in his veins was not
01:04:39 going to play game seven after that fucking sprawl out where the shutout was broke with
01:04:44 0.01 seconds left.
01:04:47 Like that's how long we're talking here.
01:04:49 But considering game seven played out the way it did, it wasn't a goaltending issue.
01:04:55 It was the fucking one big dog in particular, in my opinion, laying a big egg who makes
01:05:01 a 11 million bucks and then obviously all the other fucking soap opera bullshit that
01:05:07 went on through the first round with the Toronto Maple Leafs.
01:05:09 They William Nylander who is a hundred point player for the Toronto Maple Leafs plays all
01:05:15 82 games coming into playoffs.
01:05:18 All of a sudden he's not available for game one.
01:05:21 He missed the first three games of the series because I guess he got like hit a certain
01:05:26 way and he was dealing with like migraines and shit and he couldn't see properly.
01:05:30 So the fact that he didn't sit out the last couple of games after what had happened, it
01:05:34 happened just to be cautious.
01:05:36 Right.
01:05:37 No played the full 82.
01:05:38 He was also trying to get his hundred point.
01:05:40 He ended up with 99 and also Austin Matthews was on the 70 gold chase, which hasn't happened
01:05:46 in how many other years.
01:05:48 So I felt like some of the, maybe the personal achievements were taking priority at the end
01:05:52 would you don't want anyway, they lose William Nylander first three games and then all of
01:05:57 a sudden he's back in four.
01:05:59 All right.
01:06:00 Awesome.
01:06:01 Martyrs been playing like shit.
01:06:02 He's going to fucking wake up.
01:06:03 We got Willie back.
01:06:05 We got Austin Matthews obviously.
01:06:08 And then halfway through that game, Austin Matthews down the tunnel.
01:06:11 There are the 69 goal score giggity this whole season is now down the tunnel.
01:06:17 And then he misses the next two games because I think that he ended up, they haven't came
01:06:22 out with it yet, but it looked like he fell down with, uh, with McAvoy and probably a
01:06:27 first or second degree MCL knee sprain.
01:06:31 So he ended up playing game seven, but he came through with a big assist.
01:06:35 William Nylander got the goal when William Nylander played.
01:06:38 He played great, but Mitch Marner didn't show up.
01:06:41 He makes too much money.
01:06:42 I think he's gone.
01:06:43 And I think that there might let the coach go.
01:06:45 So I know I just went long winded about this shit show, but they should have.
01:06:49 I think if they're fully healthy, the whole series, they win it.
01:06:53 And now it's just going to be a, it's going to be a fucking gong show.
01:06:56 And you talked about the two, nothing lead.
01:06:58 It's interesting because we've always said on the show to nothing, most dangerous lead
01:07:02 in hockey.
01:07:03 That's what you always say.
01:07:04 Growing up.
01:07:05 I heard, I think weeks, he said this, he said that a three to one was actually the most
01:07:09 dangerous lead.
01:07:11 So in your opinion, what's worse?
01:07:13 Well, I mean, you motherfucker, you're trying to trick me.
01:07:17 No, no, no, no.
01:07:18 Two goals.
01:07:19 You're now you're trying to say is like a two, nothing lead a better than having a three,
01:07:23 one lead.
01:07:24 Yeah.
01:07:25 I mean, they're both, they're both two goals.
01:07:26 I thought you were trying to fuck with me there.
01:07:28 Uh, I would probably say the three one because the other team already has a cookie.
01:07:34 Like maybe their offensive player already got one.
01:07:36 So they're feeling it.
01:07:37 Whereas yeah, two, nothing.
01:07:39 Like everybody's dry.
01:07:41 Nobody's got any confidence built up.
01:07:42 So I like the three, the three one.
01:07:44 Yeah.
01:07:45 Yeah.
01:07:46 The three one is a worse lead to have.
01:07:47 Okay.
01:07:48 So what last thing on the leafs, cause I want to talk about some other series and we have
01:07:51 the second round now fully set.
01:07:54 Um, what, like do you just as a least fan, you just expect this every year?
01:07:59 Like is there any fix?
01:08:00 Is there ever going to be a different outcome?
01:08:03 Yeah.
01:08:04 I think that, uh, I think they have to build for, for hockey playoffs.
01:08:07 Any team that's in the playoffs right now, big cat, you look at like how their back ends
01:08:11 built and you know how, how deep their forward lines are.
01:08:15 Like at the end of the day, buddy, I don't know if there's like a soccer team or a basketball
01:08:19 team to compare it to, but we're in a hard cap system.
01:08:23 And they got four guys who are making a lot of fucking money.
01:08:27 Right.
01:08:28 And one of them is John Tavares.
01:08:29 He was the captain they brought back and got back from the Islanders.
01:08:34 Remember that was, that was big.
01:08:35 Yeah.
01:08:36 Yeah.
01:08:37 He's sleeping in the, uh, in, in the Maple Leafs, uh, bed.
01:08:41 Yeah.
01:08:42 That was a picture that came out, but he's from Toronto.
01:08:44 He wanted to play for the least and he didn't tell the Islanders at the end of his contract
01:08:48 that he wanted to move on.
01:08:49 He's like, no.
01:08:50 And they assumed he was going to stay long story short.
01:08:53 They signed him as a free agent and he's making 11 million bucks.
01:08:56 I think on a Stanley cup team, he's a third line center.
01:09:01 So they got these four guys making half of what the cap is.
01:09:05 And buddy, they, how many times do you think they scored three goals this series?
01:09:09 And they're known as this offensive team with these fucking offensive powerhouses, right?
01:09:13 Hockey, hockey gets hard in playoffs.
01:09:16 You need that money to spend on big, big defensemen who are going to fucking hold, got hold people
01:09:21 away from your net.
01:09:22 It's a physical game.
01:09:23 And these guys fizzle out every fucking time come playoffs.
01:09:26 Yeah.
01:09:27 One fucking power play goal.
01:09:28 Big cat.
01:09:29 That's crazy.
01:09:30 One in, in 23 to 25 chances.
01:09:33 The Oilers, the Oilers do that rolling out of bed, bro.
01:09:36 The fucking Oilers could send four guys out there and have a better power play.
01:09:41 The Oilers went, the Oilers over the first round series against the LA Kings the last
01:09:46 three years have had a 50% power play.
01:09:49 That's insane.
01:09:50 50% clip rate.
01:09:51 Best power, best power play playoff or best playoff power play we've ever seen.
01:09:56 That's insane.
01:09:57 So lethal, lethal, lethal.
01:09:59 So all right, so, uh, about it yet.
01:10:02 Shaq Hyman, the net front guy in the power play for the Oilers.
01:10:06 Shaq Hyman, baby.
01:10:08 The uh, the other game seven we watch and I, I gave you guys credit earlier in the,
01:10:12 in the show that we just taped.
01:10:14 Uh, cause you and Whit said this, they were like the Knights and the stars could both
01:10:18 win the Stanley cup, but they have to play each other in the first round.
01:10:21 It's going to be a war and it was a war.
01:10:23 It looked like it was going to be easy for the Knights and it was a war and the stars
01:10:26 end up winning.
01:10:27 Uh, so two, two questions.
01:10:30 One is how is this going to be like for the stars in the next round?
01:10:33 Was that a beat up series where it's going to be tough against a team like the avalanche?
01:10:37 And then I also want you to explain to us your rivalry with the glass banger.
01:10:41 All right, let's go on to the hockey first and then we'll talk about glass.
01:10:45 Okay.
01:10:46 I love it.
01:10:47 Um, uh, Dallas, yes, that's going to take a lot of wind out of their sales.
01:10:53 That was a big boy series.
01:10:54 Both teams built to win the Stanley cup and then Vegas even loaded up at the deadline.
01:10:58 I called them the cap circumcisors cause that Mark stone, their captain, who's an unreal
01:11:04 playoff player.
01:11:05 He's their heart and soul guy.
01:11:07 Good 200 foot game.
01:11:08 Crafty in front of the net where the going to the net front and taking punishment.
01:11:13 That's where you're going to score your goals come playoff time.
01:11:15 These the last three years went on long-term IRR.
01:11:19 So then that money doesn't count against the cap for the end of the season.
01:11:22 So they're able to go make these deadline moves to add these big pieces.
01:11:27 So by the time the playoffs roll around, they got like a hundred to over a hundred million
01:11:31 dollars in cap money on the ice, but because they snuck them in with the LTIR money anyway,
01:11:37 they found a way to manipulate the system.
01:11:39 And it just so happens that Mark stone ended up getting injured on the same time.
01:11:45 The last few years and then boom, game one, he's ready to go for playoffs.
01:11:48 So anyway, so Dallas had to go up against these guys who ended up getting the eight
01:11:52 seed Dallas had home ice.
01:11:54 They dropped the first two games of the series to the defending Stanley cup champions who
01:11:59 are built like a wagon.
01:12:01 They go on the road and then they ended up winning the next three.
01:12:05 So at the end of the day, they had to fucking power through this very physical series where
01:12:10 it was hard to get to the net front, hard to create anything.
01:12:14 And they, they found a way to grind through it with a few young studs in their lineup,
01:12:18 the Stankov and kid.
01:12:19 And then I think a superstar has been born and Wyatt Johnson.
01:12:24 He's just this young kid on an entry level contract.
01:12:27 And I think that he helped them pull through the series.
01:12:29 He ended up getting a clutch one in game seven, but now they got to go face Colorado.
01:12:34 I got Dallas in seven again, but that's why I don't think Dallas, who's a Stanley cup
01:12:39 team can get to the finals because they got to go through the juggernaut, which was the
01:12:43 Vegas gold Knights.
01:12:44 They squeak one out to one in game seven.
01:12:47 Now they got to go against the high flying offensive of the Colorado avalanche, whose
01:12:52 third line's playing unbelievable.
01:12:54 Their goaltenders figured out they got an awesome back end with kale, McCarr, the, the,
01:12:59 the modern day Bobby or, and then Nathan McKinnon.
01:13:02 This guy is a, he's worth the price of admission boys.
01:13:06 I think that he just as exciting to watch as a McDavid and anytime they're on the ice,
01:13:12 even if you don't know the game, you're like, that guy's just better than everyone.
01:13:15 Why does he just kind of take it from his own end and go to the other end and just do
01:13:19 whatever the fuck he wants.
01:13:21 And it's, it's going to be an unreal series against Dallas.
01:13:24 Well-earned who are built strong in every position they're deep, but that's going to,
01:13:29 it's going to be a wagon of a series too.
01:13:30 Oh, what about the glass banger though?
01:13:34 He's just this obnoxious fan who, when the play is in the end, like there, he was on
01:13:39 ESPN.
01:13:40 He has this saying a sign that's a big white sign that says bang on it.
01:13:44 And he holds it up against the glass and he stands up and he's in a full white suit.
01:13:48 And if the plate comes near him, he'll start fucking body checking the glass and he bangs
01:13:54 on the glass.
01:13:55 And there's other people behind him in the section that are trying to enjoy the game.
01:13:58 And every time it's going on, he's making it about him.
01:14:02 He's the guy and the pigeon he's it's pigeon behavior.
01:14:07 Like the fans around them don't like it.
01:14:09 And then he brings a hooker to every game.
01:14:13 Last game, he bought the game five.
01:14:15 I think he brought a girl on nine K. He said he spent on it.
01:14:19 He'll come on your podcast and talk about it.
01:14:21 We wouldn't, we would never play a guy that sits in the front row and brings prostitutes
01:14:25 to games.
01:14:26 It makes it all about himself.
01:14:27 That's not what this, that's not what part of my take.
01:14:29 So that's why I'm going after him, but maybe they gained steam from him.
01:14:34 You know, maybe he's that fan that they like and he's in the away goalie.
01:14:37 He's distracting the away goalies.
01:14:39 Yeah.
01:14:40 So some people have strong opinions about him.
01:14:43 Other people, uh, you know, see my side of it, but, uh, but I don't know.
01:14:47 It's just crazy to me.
01:14:48 And yeah, that day.
01:14:49 Yeah.
01:14:50 I mean, I love the rivalry.
01:14:51 You, you go back and forth them.
01:14:53 I just see it.
01:14:54 It's just like, you know, you just, it's one of those things you click on the tweets to
01:14:56 see where it started and you'll just go back like 10 tweets and you just be like, they've
01:15:00 been fighting all day.
01:15:01 Yeah.
01:15:02 There's allegations that I think you made that he doesn't actually pay for his tickets.
01:15:04 Do we know about that?
01:15:05 Yeah.
01:15:06 He's like a trust fund baby.
01:15:07 So there's old man seat.
01:15:09 So he's spending all his old man money bringing prostitutes, the game spending nine K a pop
01:15:14 and like, and then tweet me out pictures with her, like with the middle finger in her mouth
01:15:18 at me like after the game.
01:15:20 Honestly, I respect both sides and this beef, it's a great rivalry.
01:15:24 It's a great rivalry.
01:15:25 Uh, all right.
01:15:27 So now that we got it set, let's start with the West.
01:15:29 We get the final four in the West.
01:15:31 Uh, who do you have coming out?
01:15:33 And when Mike, you, you watch every single game, uh, you're, you're plugged in, you're
01:15:38 on TV, you're doing a great job.
01:15:40 What has been like the surprising X factor so far?
01:15:43 You can name any of the four teams.
01:15:45 Um, so I think that, uh, I think that Dallas is going to come out of that series.
01:15:51 We just talked about what's Colorado.
01:15:53 And then I think that Edmonton is going to steamroll Vancouver where Vancouver has lost
01:15:58 their starting goal.
01:15:59 Tedder Thatcher Demko, who's an all-star.
01:16:01 Um, I talked to another goalie guy, um, Brian Boucher, and he compared him to the, the McDavid
01:16:07 of goalies of how big he is and how he can move so athletically, but he pulled something
01:16:12 which I'm hearing was at the, in the last 10 seconds of a game where they'd already
01:16:17 won.
01:16:18 So kind of similar to what we just talked about Joseph wall, he's probably going to
01:16:22 miss this next round.
01:16:23 Maybe he's going to be back halfway through another one of Vancouver stars is not playing
01:16:28 very well.
01:16:29 They're kind of buckling under the pressure of playoffs, much like, uh, who I talked about
01:16:33 on, on with the leafs.
01:16:36 And uh, they just don't have enough weapons to go against Edmonton.
01:16:39 Edmonton is a fuck.
01:16:40 Their power play is ridiculous.
01:16:42 They have a solid D their gold tender is, is a very competent, but then their first
01:16:48 two lines, like right now they've separated Connor McDavid and Leon dry cycle.
01:16:54 And dry cycle is actually performing just as good as McDavid.
01:16:57 Like he's actually better in playoffs.
01:16:59 Not only has number show that, but when you watch him out there, it's just sheer dominance.
01:17:05 So they have two lines, two first lines right now going full head of steam and Vancouver's
01:17:11 only got one and that other guy, it's been a disappearing act.
01:17:15 And I also like their bottom two lines better than Vancouver.
01:17:19 So just, I think it's going to be a five game series and then it's going to be McDavid against
01:17:24 McKinnon again.
01:17:25 We round two, no, you said the stars are going to win or sorry if, if that ends up happening,
01:17:31 if that ends up happening.
01:17:32 Yes.
01:17:33 Yes.
01:17:34 But now there's like, I might, there's other people who are picking Colorado to win this,
01:17:38 that series.
01:17:39 Right.
01:17:40 Like they might even be a, like a statistically favored in the series, but Dallas has home
01:17:44 ice and that's why I went with Dallas and seven.
01:17:47 Yeah.
01:17:48 Okay.
01:17:49 So, so Edmonton is the best chance for the cup to come home to Canada.
01:17:53 It is, and they also have, we talked about the punishment you take, especially going
01:17:58 against the Niagara go up against Vegas.
01:18:00 Now Colorado, they breezed by LA five games and I think they're going to do five games
01:18:05 against Vancouver.
01:18:06 Way easier matchup than any of those two other teams.
01:18:09 There'll be rest and then, and then I just think, I think that, Oh, your, your mic just
01:18:14 went out.
01:18:15 Wait, what was that?
01:18:17 No, I heard it too.
01:18:20 Yeah, I'm back.
01:18:21 Yeah.
01:18:22 You're back.
01:18:23 You're back.
01:18:24 We'll keep that in.
01:18:25 That just shows how gritty you are right now.
01:18:27 Um, but because of that path and I think that, yeah, Edmonton moves on.
01:18:31 It'll, I think that's awesome for, for Canada and that, that easy path helps.
01:18:37 Yeah.
01:18:38 And then out of the East, uh, the Rangers look like they're unstoppable right now.
01:18:41 I don't know how much of it was the cap stinking in the first round, but game one against Carolina,
01:18:46 they look, their power play looks just as good as Edmonton.
01:18:48 They look like it's insane.
01:18:50 I think they scored in like 10 seconds on a power play today.
01:18:54 It just seemed too easy for them.
01:18:56 Like yeah, nice set plays their power play was an, and penalty kill were lethal all season.
01:19:00 I want to say they were top five in both categories and lab.
01:19:04 Violette has really taught them how to, uh, to adapt to what the game is and to be way
01:19:11 better defensively where they outnumber you on pucks.
01:19:13 They got big outside of Adam Fox.
01:19:15 Who's a stud.
01:19:17 He's like a little magician out there.
01:19:18 He helps run their power play.
01:19:20 Like he's a power play one guy and he, when the puck goes to him at the point, it doesn't
01:19:25 go to die.
01:19:26 It goes to another quality play being made.
01:19:29 The other five guys are just these big brutes.
01:19:31 Kind of like we talked about with Vegas, with Dallas, with like Florida, who's a juggernaut
01:19:36 too.
01:19:37 They can box you out of the net front.
01:19:39 Let's just start can see his business and if she's stir can see in it, he's stopping
01:19:43 it and he's out of his mind in his own right.
01:19:46 He's one of the best goalies in the world.
01:19:48 This Russian kid, Igor Shuster can, they love him.
01:19:51 They love him there.
01:19:52 So they're not two gazes.
01:19:53 This year is what you're saying.
01:19:54 They're not, no, no, they're the for realsies.
01:19:55 I think they're going to be Carolina and six games and, uh, uh, they're, yeah, like we
01:20:01 talked about their power.
01:20:02 Their offensive movement is really nice and it matches well and bodes well against Carolina
01:20:09 who they're playing against, who they play man on man defense.
01:20:12 One of the only teams in the league, if not the only team to play true man on man.
01:20:16 So basically you get in the D zone and you lock up with your guy.
01:20:20 So they're, all of them are so athletic and they're long and they're good with their sticks
01:20:25 and they're all, they all time themselves properly with the other guys.
01:20:30 They are so good in their D zone.
01:20:31 They allowed a league low 20 average, 26 shots against per game, unreal PK, but, but the
01:20:38 way that the New York Rangers move and how they kind of set pick plays and they're able
01:20:43 to create separation and skillful enough where they can make a move and beat a guy.
01:20:49 I think that that plays well against the Carolina hurricane.
01:20:52 So they got them in a lot of different areas, power play their penalty kill, which scored
01:20:56 two goals in itself against your fucking capitals, that AHL team.
01:21:01 And they just have everything going for them.
01:21:03 I think that they're a stronger team and they got bigger weapons and.
01:21:07 Uh, Carolina's got to win game two.
01:21:09 If not, cause they already, they already dropped game one and also Anderson let in that shaky
01:21:15 goal.
01:21:16 So the goaltending edge definitely goes to the Rangers and then go into that other series.
01:21:20 If you guys want to transfer over long series for Boston, uh, Florida is built to win a
01:21:26 Stanley cup.
01:21:27 They got goaltending, their deer awesome.
01:21:29 They're deep.
01:21:30 They got unreal, uh, uh, scoring and, uh, and their physical too.
01:21:35 So I think they're, they'll probably beat up on Boston.
01:21:39 Uh, I actually had it going to seven just to give Boston the credit, but Boston's just
01:21:45 not deep enough down the middle.
01:21:47 They got Charlie coil in the soccer.
01:21:49 None of them had a goal in the first series and max Domi got put at center ice and he
01:21:54 was fucking beaten them on draws like crazy.
01:21:56 So the centerman for, for I, for Florida, I think I'll eat those guys up and, uh, yeah.
01:22:01 And then it would be Florida, Florida against New York.
01:22:04 I got Florida and I don't need to go into why.
01:22:07 Wow.
01:22:08 Okay.
01:22:09 I liked it.
01:22:10 What about, what about the Stanley cup?
01:22:11 So I think that it will be Edmonton, Florida.
01:22:13 That would be my guess.
01:22:14 That's all.
01:22:15 Is that the longest?
01:22:17 Is that the longest flight?
01:22:18 Uh, Canucks probably.
01:22:19 Yeah.
01:22:20 No, it'd be Canucks Canucks, but Edmonton have to go.
01:22:23 Well, we shouldn't do geography with you.
01:22:25 No, don't do that.
01:22:26 It's Florida.
01:22:27 The South Florida is the South boys.
01:22:30 Okay.
01:22:31 I think Florida is, I think Florida is just Florida.
01:22:33 Is Vancouver the South?
01:22:35 No, Vancouver's a that's Pacific Northwest, but it's the South of Canada.
01:22:40 Nah.
01:22:41 Yeah.
01:22:42 I think, yeah, no.
01:22:43 Yeah.
01:22:44 It's literally on the border as far as well.
01:22:46 Toronto is probably all of it's on the border.
01:22:49 Yeah.
01:22:50 True.
01:22:51 There's no Northerners in Canada, right?
01:22:52 Hey, were you just fucking around or are you being serious?
01:22:54 That was kind of a biz comment.
01:22:56 Big cat.
01:22:57 Well, I mean, Edmonton and Calgary aren't.
01:22:59 So I live in the summer, like I'll eventually retire in Victoria and that's actually crosses
01:23:05 over.
01:23:06 So I'd be curious to know if Victoria is the lowest point of Canada.
01:23:09 So you consider it the Southern tip.
01:23:11 Is that a, is it just all NHL players there?
01:23:15 There are Jamie Benz from there who plays for the Dallas stars.
01:23:19 Tyson Berry is from there.
01:23:20 No, but I'm saying like in the summer, like, is it just, everyone goes there?
01:23:24 No, Vancouver would be more of the hotspot.
01:23:27 That's where I do hang out more of my time now, but Victoria will be where I retire.
01:23:32 It's a little bit quieter pace.
01:23:34 I got the golf club there.
01:23:36 I'm just, I'm a, I'm a pretty simple guy.
01:23:38 Well, like in NBA terms, when a team gets balanced, it's like, okay, Cancun on three.
01:23:42 So you guys, so you guys in Mexico, that's what we used to do.
01:23:45 We used to go on an end of the year trip.
01:23:46 All the single guys.
01:23:47 It was awesome.
01:23:48 It was a can't go.
01:23:50 No, I've never been to Cancun.
01:23:52 I would do a Cabo.
01:23:53 Yeah.
01:23:54 Always one.
01:23:55 Yeah.
01:23:56 I like going there.
01:23:57 I like going there.
01:23:58 I like light.
01:23:59 Vegas was kind of my spot cause it was Phoenix, Vegas.
01:24:01 And I was in my Vegas days.
01:24:02 I was obnoxious.
01:24:04 Still am, but, but really obnoxious going to clubs and like doing bottle service and
01:24:08 all that shit.
01:24:09 So I guess, I guess all kids maybe do it at least this time or in this stage, that stage
01:24:13 in their life.
01:24:14 Yeah.
01:24:15 You you're, you're a busy guy.
01:24:16 So we understand you probably aren't listening to a PMT right now.
01:24:20 But we did have Jans on, on Friday.
01:24:23 He's the best.
01:24:24 Would you like to talk about a story he told?
01:24:29 About the one where I went and met the girl and she had the boyfriend there?
01:24:32 Yeah.
01:24:33 Yeah.
01:24:34 What happened?
01:24:35 I mean, I hope I could do it justice retelling it.
01:24:39 I did.
01:24:40 I did so on the pot, like a lot of this time I'm trying to process it and I got to talk
01:24:43 about it like the next day where I'm like, yo, I just went to like have a drink with
01:24:47 a girl.
01:24:48 And next thing you know, I thought like maybe her fucking boyfriend was going to have a
01:24:51 gun to my head.
01:24:52 You know, like you're just trying to go through every scenario in your brain.
01:24:55 So I had been like, I like follow this girl on Instagram and we'd been talking a little
01:25:00 bit and like we exchanged numbers and you know, we've been communicating for six months,
01:25:05 nothing back and forth.
01:25:06 I'm a horrible texter to begin with, but kind of like, Hey, like I might be coming to Florida
01:25:10 soon.
01:25:11 Like let's get together and like, oh, okay, cool.
01:25:13 I think we'd FaceTimed a couple of times.
01:25:15 So like, you know, you kind of run it through your crazy text.
01:25:18 She wasn't hitting me up all the time either.
01:25:21 Like she wasn't responding, like she would never be like, Hey, you're not paying attention
01:25:23 to me.
01:25:24 So anyway, six months ago by I finally go down there to film handling business, a show
01:25:30 that we do for TNT.
01:25:31 Yeah, fun.
01:25:33 And I get to hang out with Yans.
01:25:34 We get to do it with Matthew Kachuk and I was, I was going to invite her to dinner,
01:25:39 but I didn't.
01:25:40 And I told them about, ah, no, she's not going to come, but I want to go meet her later for
01:25:44 a drink.
01:25:45 So finally she's like, okay, here, here's the pin drop.
01:25:47 I'm at the tin roof.
01:25:48 And after I was done having dinner with him, I went and met this girl and I walked in,
01:25:52 didn't see her at first.
01:25:53 I go to the bathroom, I come back over and I can see her at the bar and I walk over.
01:25:57 I said, Hey, how you doing?
01:25:58 And then, and then she's like hand in hand with this guy.
01:26:00 Like I kind of didn't catch it as early as maybe I should have.
01:26:04 And I was like, Oh, Hey.
01:26:05 And you could tell the look on his face.
01:26:07 I look back to, to her.
01:26:09 I'm like, Oh, like, like, is this your boyfriend?
01:26:12 And she's like, no, no.
01:26:13 And then like, he walks away, we're getting a water.
01:26:15 I'm like, Hey, like you were just holding hands with the guy.
01:26:18 Like if it's your boyfriend, like you, you know, all good.
01:26:21 And she's like, no, no, no.
01:26:22 So we go outside, I sit down and I was like, Hey, listen, you don't owe me anything.
01:26:27 Like if that's your boyfriend, like we can all just chill and I can leave soon.
01:26:30 And then she's like, no, no, he walks over and I'm like, kind of stunned again.
01:26:35 And I'm like, is this your girlfriend?
01:26:37 And he's like, yeah.
01:26:38 And I'm like, Oh, so they start kind of talking.
01:26:43 And then we kind of start making small talk and then it's so uncomfortable.
01:26:47 My heart's racing like crazy.
01:26:49 And he walks away and I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
01:26:54 I'm like, uh, it's, it's pretty bizarre when one person saying that you're dating and the
01:26:57 other isn't like, what, what am I getting myself into here?
01:27:01 And then she goes, we're not dating.
01:27:02 Like it's kind of starts making some excuse.
01:27:04 And then like, after a few more minutes, he walks back over.
01:27:08 I get talking with the table beside me.
01:27:09 Cause I'm like, hi.
01:27:10 And like, this is an insane situation.
01:27:12 And she like walks off with them.
01:27:15 Yeah.
01:27:16 And just like, and then I got, I just kind of sat there and finished the rest of my joint
01:27:21 and then walked out to get an Uber.
01:27:25 And then as I'm waiting for my Uber, they both walked by and I was like the hand in
01:27:28 hand, like out of the bar, like probably to go fuck.
01:27:31 And I'm like, Hey, sorry.
01:27:32 See you later guys.
01:27:33 Have a great night.
01:27:34 Good meeting you.
01:27:35 And then just get in my cab and go home.
01:27:36 It might just be like a pinky thing that they have where she, she wants to make him jealous.
01:27:40 So she hits biz up and then next thing you know, the romance is that's handled that.
01:27:46 That's one theory.
01:27:47 That's one theory.
01:27:48 Yeah.
01:27:49 Um, somebody said that maybe it was like one of those ones where the guy wants to be in
01:27:52 the corner cranking it off while you're teeing off on his old lady.
01:27:56 And, and then, and then like when the guy gets there, they call the audible or something.
01:28:01 Yeah.
01:28:02 Yeah.
01:28:03 Like, yeah, we don't want, yeah.
01:28:04 Like you didn't, you didn't meet the swinger.
01:28:05 Yeah.
01:28:06 Yeah.
01:28:07 He's a lot better looking on TV and I could see the bulge in his pants and I don't look
01:28:10 impressed.
01:28:11 Um, then, then what were the other theories like, um, that I thought maybe that he had
01:28:20 showed up, um, like unbeknownst in the midst of my travel where she, she got jammed up
01:28:27 or maybe he had the like, find my phone or whatever.
01:28:30 Yeah.
01:28:31 I'm over and it's just like, oh shit, like perfect storm.
01:28:34 Um, but yeah, to my, there were, there were tons of theories going around about as to
01:28:38 how I walked myself into this.
01:28:40 But like, I guess it's like, well then don't go fucking meeting girls on, on, you know,
01:28:44 on Instagram.
01:28:45 Yeah.
01:28:46 No, come on.
01:28:48 But I don't, I don't go out a lot anymore.
01:28:50 I got this Raya app fired up.
01:28:52 There's, there's some good looking girls on there, but I just, you know, why are you laughing?
01:28:58 You talk about Raya every time we hang out.
01:29:00 Yeah.
01:29:01 Well, and also you have, when did, when did we last hang out?
01:29:03 When did we last talk about it?
01:29:05 You were talking about Raya last time you were in the office.
01:29:07 Yeah.
01:29:08 Are you, are you saying you're probably asking me what you got, what you got going on?
01:29:10 I'm probably like, oh, later I'm going to meet up with a riot.
01:29:13 Yeah.
01:29:14 And you got me trying to do detective work for you.
01:29:16 Oh my God.
01:29:17 That girl got me going.
01:29:18 The, the cheeks, Ms. Cheeks from the rough and rowdy.
01:29:23 What do you call it?
01:29:24 This, this text screenshot of a rough and rowdy ring girl.
01:29:28 He's like, find her for me.
01:29:29 I was like, dude, I don't know.
01:29:30 I tried, I texted, I made a text.
01:29:33 I was like, you guys are, you guys are coworkers.
01:29:36 So I figured maybe you guys would have interrupted.
01:29:38 Oh yeah.
01:29:39 You're not saying what's up to Sandy cheeks.
01:29:41 If you're listening, biz would like to take you out on a date.
01:29:45 Okay.
01:29:46 That's fair.
01:29:47 Yeah.
01:29:48 But I was like, the best was you just, you text me like she win the competition of best
01:29:52 ring girl.
01:29:53 I think she did.
01:29:54 But then like three days, three days, ours was a joke.
01:29:57 That thing was a joke.
01:29:58 Three days after you text me out of the blue, you go anything on this?
01:30:01 Yeah.
01:30:02 Yeah.
01:30:03 I'm like, I'm going to text you for half my shit.
01:30:05 Oh fuck biz.
01:30:08 You're the best.
01:30:09 All right.
01:30:10 I got one last question cause it is late.
01:30:11 I kind of like chatting with you.
01:30:12 We can keep chatting.
01:30:13 I got, I got another question.
01:30:14 Let's keep chatting.
01:30:15 I didn't want to spend the best ring girl.
01:30:17 Who's the, who's the goat ring girl for a rough and rowdy.
01:30:20 I Sandy cheeks is up there.
01:30:21 She's a, she's in the, she's on the Mount Rushmore.
01:30:25 Hot wheels has fought and been a ring girl.
01:30:27 Yeah.
01:30:28 Who?
01:30:29 Hot wheels.
01:30:30 Who's that?
01:30:31 She does.
01:30:32 She does both.
01:30:33 She does both.
01:30:34 And she beats the fuck out of people.
01:30:36 No shit.
01:30:37 Hey, wow.
01:30:38 She's just, we call those in hockey to Swiss army knives.
01:30:40 Yeah.
01:30:41 Fucking guy kills penalties.
01:30:42 He plays power play.
01:30:44 Yeah.
01:30:45 I blocked shots.
01:30:46 He wins the wall battles.
01:30:47 He's the guy who does it all.
01:30:48 The Swiss army knife.
01:30:49 Yeah.
01:30:50 She's no, she's the goat.
01:30:51 Um, I want to ask you though about body checking Shaq when you put them into the wall and the
01:30:54 TNT studio.
01:30:55 Yeah.
01:30:56 Did he know that was coming?
01:30:57 Uh, yeah.
01:30:58 Shaq Hyman knew that was coming.
01:31:00 I told him, don't be skating through my neutral zone or I'm going to hit you.
01:31:03 I'm going to hit you.
01:31:04 I'm going to clog you up like the Dallas stars are going to clog you up.
01:31:07 Cause I was impressed when you checked him, he looked at you like that was harder than
01:31:11 I thought it was going to be.
01:31:12 He said, he, he asked me to go, Hey, we're going to do a little video here.
01:31:16 And I said, you want me coming through the middle, but you're right through the gauntlet
01:31:19 Shaq.
01:31:20 And I think that we broke a few studs in the wall and then the ceiling started breaking.
01:31:25 So he, uh, he's a big man.
01:31:27 I think Hank was in the, in the, in the shitter and he felt this big thing.
01:31:31 He thought there was an earthquake, earthquake studio.
01:31:34 What a, Hey, uh, how pissed are people going to be if the black Hawks win the lottery on
01:31:38 Tuesday night?
01:31:40 Oh my God.
01:31:41 I actually hope they do.
01:31:43 I love, like, I like the Patriots dynasty.
01:31:46 Like I loved how everybody was like, they, people lose it.
01:31:50 Like I have, like, I don't care that much.
01:31:53 I care more about the script writers in the NHL continuing to hit the sound of the park.
01:31:58 Cause there's been, it was an insane regular season for hockey.
01:32:01 Right.
01:32:02 Like the amount of, I think there was eight teams down the stretch fighting for the president's
01:32:05 trophy.
01:32:06 Like all of these crazy records that had not been broken or done in a while, like Kucherov
01:32:10 and McDavid hitting a hundred assists.
01:32:14 And then all the office shit, like the fucking, like you name it every two weeks there was
01:32:18 something going on.
01:32:19 We kicked it off.
01:32:20 We kicked it off with the Babcock stuff.
01:32:22 Meanwhile, a unreal quote from, uh, uh, Jim Montgomery after they won game 70 said that
01:32:29 he got a call from, I forget who, uh, as like a pep talk and then Babcock as well to give
01:32:36 him advice about how to go.
01:32:38 Babcock was the coach who got fired and he used to coach the Leafs.
01:32:43 So he must, they were talking on the phone.
01:32:45 He was getting like a Intel for a bell.
01:32:48 So I said, I go, well, I ended Babcock season and then he helped end mine.
01:32:52 So I guess we're, we're even.
01:32:53 Yeah.
01:32:54 Yeah.
01:32:55 Who would you say is the best coach that's still around in these playoffs?
01:32:57 Oh God, that's a great question.
01:32:59 I ask you, you guys always ask great questions.
01:33:03 Thanks.
01:33:04 And I appreciate you guys allowing me to be long winded early about describing these teams.
01:33:08 Right.
01:33:09 Cause I bet you a lot of your listeners don't know fuck all about hockey.
01:33:11 So I try to get in the weeds about what we talk about, how, how they win and how to do
01:33:15 it.
01:33:16 Um, coaches, uh, uh, Paul Maurice with Florida, he's like a fucking poet.
01:33:22 Like every time he hits the desk, I get psyched.
01:33:25 He just nails it.
01:33:26 He's so well-spoken.
01:33:27 Uh, he knows how to like manage his group and he's a good puppeteer and he's good with
01:33:33 challenging their mentals, like challenging, knowing what, what buttons to push and when
01:33:38 and how to motivate the group and how to use the media to do so.
01:33:41 I think Jim Montgomery is a great coach.
01:33:43 I think it was wild to see such a good coach.
01:33:48 I think as far as winning percentage in your first two seasons with a team, his might be
01:33:53 the best ever with Boston and how much they like him and respect him in the locker room
01:33:58 and how he's, you know, able, able to motivate them.
01:34:01 They lost their two best centers and still like almost won their division and finished
01:34:05 with well over a hundred points this year, but he almost cost it against the, the, like
01:34:10 he almost lost to the Leafs in that three, one fashion.
01:34:13 Again, he could have easily just been fired next week where now he's off to the second
01:34:17 round, but he's a good coach.
01:34:19 Uh, Pete DeBoer, who just won for Dallas is eight and O in game sevens in Stanley cup
01:34:26 playoffs, eight and O buddy.
01:34:28 This guy's as cool as a cucumber.
01:34:30 I actually lost to him in junior in the second round when I was playing with the Owen sound
01:34:34 attack.
01:34:35 He went on to win, I believe a couple, uh, OHL championships, but Memorial cup with Mike
01:34:41 Richards as a captain with the kitchener ragers.
01:34:44 And he's always had the same assistant coach spotter.
01:34:47 So they've worked well together where they've gotten to the NHL.
01:34:50 Here's another crazy fucking one for you.
01:34:53 I want to say every game seven that the Vegas golden Knights have been a part of.
01:35:02 Uh, he's been involved in cause he was with them when they first started and then he got
01:35:07 axed, which I thought was a bad call.
01:35:10 They fired him too early.
01:35:11 And then he was in San Jose or maybe he was in San Jose first.
01:35:16 I might be getting the teams wrong, but he was involved against the series against the
01:35:19 Vegas gold Knights.
01:35:20 And then now he's in Dallas.
01:35:22 He was with them against them again, but he's survived all these crazy game sevens and he's
01:35:27 eight no.
01:35:28 And he's had some amazing groups.
01:35:30 Um, and he's just an unreal coach.
01:35:32 He's just never won his cup.
01:35:34 He's never got his cup.
01:35:36 So he hasn't ever, he's got to, I think, I feel like he deserves it.
01:35:39 And I feel like, Hey, it could be his year with that group that he has a knob blocks,
01:35:44 a young coach who doesn't have any NHL experience with the Edmonton Oilers, but it was McDavid's
01:35:48 junior coach.
01:35:49 So when all that drama was happening at the beginning of the year, all of a sudden they
01:35:54 fire their coach and then they bring in his junior coach.
01:35:57 Like it kind of put him in a bad spot where maybe he did have something to do with it
01:36:01 and had a say in it, but he said that he didn't.
01:36:04 And but everyone's like, Oh yeah, the best player in the world's junior coach gets hired
01:36:08 with no NHL experience and you didn't.
01:36:11 But since then he had the best record in the NHL to finish the season and he's handled
01:36:15 himself awesome with adjustments that he's made.
01:36:18 So he's kind of this new young blood, a head coach.
01:36:21 Um, he's very LeBron of him.
01:36:25 What do you mean?
01:36:26 I mean, LeBron just like handpicks coaches, like he'll get a coach fired and then bring
01:36:29 in a new one.
01:36:30 I think that, uh, I think their GM there, um, Oh God, biz, think of it.
01:36:36 He was with the Detroit Red Wings forever.
01:36:38 You got this.
01:36:39 Steve Iserman.
01:36:40 No, no, no.
01:36:42 He's there now.
01:36:43 I know.
01:36:44 I know.
01:36:45 Sergey Federov, Mike Babcock.
01:36:48 Is it Ken Holland?
01:36:49 Ken Holland.
01:36:50 Oh yeah.
01:36:51 Yeah.
01:36:52 So he won all those cups as a GM with, um, I'll tell you a cool story about, ask me what
01:36:57 the Dallas scouts after, but he's over in Edmonton now because he's already formed these
01:37:02 unbelievable groups and knows what it takes.
01:37:05 So I feel like he's done a good job of picking McDavid's brain from an, like not too much
01:37:10 like McDavid ain't running show, but understanding what they need in order to win.
01:37:14 I think he's done a good job of communicating with them.
01:37:17 So he's done some of the trades and moves that he's made to like bringing over, over
01:37:21 at home and how he's, he got a Vander Kane who's a big piece.
01:37:25 He's only making like four and a half million bucks.
01:37:28 It was a risk bringing them in, brought in Corey Perry.
01:37:31 So, um, love him, but like this is all NHL drama shit where when he was having all of
01:37:37 his success in Detroit, I think contract time came up for the, uh, the Detroit scouting
01:37:43 staff who had been pulling diamonds out of their ass in these late rounds where they
01:37:48 were getting these generational players like that's who guys Zetterberg, the list goes
01:37:53 on of deep picks that they got that went on to be hall of famers and generational talent
01:37:59 where contract time was up.
01:38:01 And I don't think they paid him or they, they weren't giving, offering the scouts what
01:38:06 they were worth based on how they were, they were finding them fucking gems.
01:38:10 Right?
01:38:11 So boom, they, they came back.
01:38:13 I mean, think eventually with an offer and they said too bad, too late.
01:38:16 And he went over to that.
01:38:18 They all went over to Dallas with Jim Nill and Dallas drafting is fucking unbelievable.
01:38:24 They, they picked off Ottinger, Robinson and a Haskin in the same fucking draft in the
01:38:30 first like 35 picks.
01:38:34 They got fucking Wyatt Johnson.
01:38:37 They got the Stankov and kid.
01:38:39 They don't fucking miss these guys.
01:38:41 Uh, Thomas Harley out of nowhere, like he's like a fifth round or boom, another one, all
01:38:46 guys in their lineup.
01:38:47 So I just love the behind the weed shit.
01:38:50 I don't, I don't dig for it.
01:38:52 I'm just kind of like the goof who like now, cause I got like the podcast people that kind
01:38:57 of just open up and tell me these stories where I'm like, what, that's kind of crazy.
01:39:01 Why wouldn't he just have paid him?
01:39:02 Like he was picking them off all these gems.
01:39:04 Like now Jim Nills getting all these treats where in a hard cap era, having guys on entry
01:39:09 level deals, making 900 grand playing like Wyatt Johnson.
01:39:13 That's how you win cups.
01:39:15 Look at when Chicago did it, when they had Patty Kane and in caves on, that's how they
01:39:19 got their first one.
01:39:20 Yeah.
01:39:21 I think those guys were still on entry level.
01:39:22 Yeah.
01:39:23 And it, no, I mean you're, what you're saying is like, it is the interesting part of sports.
01:39:25 The construction of a championship team is awesome.
01:39:29 Everything, so many dynamics.
01:39:31 It's crazy how hard it is to win.
01:39:33 Yeah.
01:39:34 And there's so many talented people in hockey and that's what makes it awesome.
01:39:36 And uh, as far as all, all the other coaches to have gotten where they got to now, like
01:39:41 Rob Brindamore in Carolina, he, um, he won a Stanley cup as a player.
01:39:47 And when I say that this guy didn't cheat the game, he, he won't even eat a carb.
01:39:53 He's like the guy from globo gym.
01:39:55 Like, you know, he is, he shows up every day from like in a military sense he did as a
01:40:01 player and he does it as a coach.
01:40:03 And he's instilled such a winning culture in Carolina that it bleeds through his players.
01:40:08 It's wild how, how teams take on the identity of their coach.
01:40:13 And I think that from what I'm hearing behind the scenes, Ron Francis, who I think he won
01:40:19 a cup with in Carolina and who is like, he's a hall of Famer.
01:40:22 He went to Seattle.
01:40:24 I heard that they were trying to pick them off because Carolina is known as a bit of
01:40:27 a cheap organization and a head coach like Rob Brindamore would make five.
01:40:33 Let's say Barube doesn't sign with the Leafs.
01:40:34 I bet you they'd be prepared to pay him five and a half, 6 million a year.
01:40:39 So I heard that as a head coach and they were.
01:40:42 Yeah, pay the scouts.
01:40:44 Yeah.
01:40:45 Pay the scout.
01:40:46 There was rumors that he was going to pick them off in Seattle.
01:40:48 And I think those have been shot down because basically it's coming to a point where Carolina
01:40:52 is going to hand over whatever he kind of wants and they should, they'd be idiots not
01:40:57 to.
01:40:58 So the list kind of goes on with these awesome head coaches.
01:41:01 Yeah.
01:41:02 Yeah.
01:41:03 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, to Rick Talkit.
01:41:06 Rick Talkit was on the panel with me with TNT.
01:41:09 I can't forget my boy Rick Talkit.
01:41:11 That was a shattered culture in Canuckland and they have these, they had good pieces.
01:41:18 So he got in there at the end of last year and turned them in from a non-playoff team
01:41:23 and figured out the issues and bringing in other amazing coaches like Adam Foote who
01:41:28 won a Stanley Cup with Colorado.
01:41:30 He's his D coach.
01:41:31 He's got Mike Yeo there who's been around a long time.
01:41:35 He's got the Sedin brothers helping out as well as Sergei Gonchar.
01:41:39 So he assembled this awesome staff to come in and help work with all these players and
01:41:42 fix all these problems and they went on to win the Pacific division.
01:41:46 Now they're off to the second round, but they're going up against McDavid and a juggernaut
01:41:53 in the Oilers.
01:41:54 I don't think they're going to beat him, but he did a masterful job in helping reestablish
01:41:59 the culture as a head coach in such a short amount of time.
01:42:02 And he's going to win the Jack Adams in my opinion and should.
01:42:05 Yeah.
01:42:06 He's going to go in and fix the problem to win a division that has Vegas in it and Edmonton
01:42:11 in it.
01:42:12 So I think it was the second hardest division to win and he won it.
01:42:16 And it's a reason that they got an easier opponent in the first round and he did a great
01:42:19 job in the first round as coach.
01:42:21 And I think he's going to win coach of the year.
01:42:23 So I'm glad I didn't forget my boy.
01:42:24 And he's best boys with Guaino and he helped kind of with the friendship and they extended
01:42:31 their arms to me and I feel forever indebted to be able to like work on the panel and get
01:42:36 to have work with them and then hear all these incredible behind the scenes, crazy stories
01:42:40 of how it all works and how it all worked in the past.
01:42:43 Yeah.
01:42:44 Biz, what is a Canuck?
01:42:45 Oh, well, they got it.
01:42:46 They got the, it's like a whale on the crest, but I think what lingo, it's just like a Canadian.
01:42:52 Oh, there's a Canuck.
01:42:53 Oh, he's a Canuck.
01:42:54 Yeah.
01:42:55 Yeah.
01:42:56 Can I, although do not to be insensitive to, to like Aboriginal, like, or what's the term,
01:43:02 the proper term, indigenous community.
01:43:06 It might be a word from their community because their logo does have an indigenous ties to
01:43:12 it.
01:43:13 Got it.
01:43:14 I believe.
01:43:15 So I don't want to, I don't want to get it dead wrong.
01:43:16 That's more of a research question for Jake.
01:43:19 All right.
01:43:20 Last question, Biz, and you are the best for doing this.
01:43:23 2.30 where you are right now.
01:43:24 So rollback question to RHL.
01:43:25 You know what though?
01:43:26 I'm so happy right now because I get to fly home for three days and I'm going to go see
01:43:30 my dog Lloyd and you get to unplug a little bit, man.
01:43:34 We're always, I mean, look at you guys.
01:43:36 You're dialed in all the time.
01:43:37 So that phone's shout out, uh, row, row, row, shout out us.
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01:43:52 My last question was a quick two part or one did wit a podcast tonight?
01:43:57 Uh, wit podcasted.
01:43:58 Okay, good.
01:43:59 Cause he just had a baby today.
01:44:01 I was just going to bring that up.
01:44:02 Congratulations.
01:44:03 Man.
01:44:04 I just want to make sure he's hockey tough.
01:44:06 Cause I podcasted the day my kids were born.
01:44:09 Yeah.
01:44:10 I mean, yes, he's a beauty.
01:44:11 He was unbelievable.
01:44:12 He had tons of energy and he only had two hours of sleep.
01:44:15 He's a, he's a dog.
01:44:16 All right.
01:44:17 Dog like you, bud.
01:44:18 And then the last question, um, we do a thing during the playoffs on this podcast.
01:44:23 We have a period of the week.
01:44:24 Do you have a nominee for period of the week?
01:44:26 I would say the third period in the, in the least Bruins game seven was my period of the
01:44:31 week, but you watched the most hockey.
01:44:33 I had overtime in that game.
01:44:34 You had overtime.
01:44:35 So what's your period of the week?
01:44:38 As in what I thought the best period was best period in the entire week.
01:44:42 Yeah.
01:44:43 I would probably say, uh, uh, Boston, Toronto, uh, third period.
01:44:46 Okay.
01:44:47 Both teams scored.
01:44:48 It was, yeah, it was down to the wire.
01:44:49 Uh, there was the most chances I think of any period and yeah, it was good.
01:44:53 Good hockey.
01:44:54 And just so tense.
01:44:55 Period.
01:44:56 Yeah.
01:44:57 A little bit drama leading in.
01:44:58 Yeah.
01:44:59 Great period.
01:45:00 All right.
01:45:01 Much drama.
01:45:02 They're all period of the week.
01:45:03 Decided.
01:45:04 Yeah.
01:45:05 All right.
01:45:06 Well, biz, you're the best.
01:45:07 We're going to have you back on before the Stanley cup.
01:45:08 You are the best.
01:45:09 We love you so much.
01:45:10 Um, I love you guys too.
01:45:11 Enjoy your three days off.
01:45:12 You deserve it.
01:45:13 The only part of the story I forgot to tell about that girl though, is Sean Paul came
01:45:16 on over the speaker and I go, this guy is Canadian.
01:45:20 And she goes, no, he's not.
01:45:21 And I go, yeah, he is.
01:45:22 And then I leaned over to the table.
01:45:24 That's how the table, the other table conversation started.
01:45:26 And I said, Hey, did you guys know Sean Paul was Canadian?
01:45:29 And they all shook their head and agreed with me.
01:45:31 But he turns out he's Jamaican.
01:45:33 When she heard that, I think she decided, I don't think I'm going to bang him, sweetie.
01:45:38 And you're not going to be cranking your cock off in the corner to him either.
01:45:41 Let's get the fuck out of here.
01:45:42 This guy's a deadbeat.
01:45:43 Um, I love you guys.
01:45:44 All right.
01:45:45 See you biz.
01:45:46 Enjoy your days off.
01:45:47 Later biz.
01:45:48 Love you.
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01:47:17 And now here is Jerry O'Connell.
01:47:19 Okay, we now welcome on one of our best friends in the whole world.
01:47:24 It is Jerry O'Connell.
01:47:25 Very, very, very, very, very, very, very special guest.
01:47:30 We tried to call you on Thursday night.
01:47:33 You didn't pick up.
01:47:34 So now we have you in your Knicks jersey in front of your...
01:47:40 Mason, Anthony Mason, rest in peace.
01:47:42 Anthony Mason.
01:47:43 Rest in peace.
01:47:45 In front of your car.
01:47:46 What kind of car is that?
01:47:47 This is a Delta 88.
01:47:49 It's an Oldsmobile in 1966.
01:47:52 This is how we roll in New York.
01:47:54 Bing bang, Maxi.
01:47:55 Yeah.
01:47:56 I just got a couple of things I want to say to Maxi.
01:47:59 Okay.
01:48:00 Hey Maxi, Tobias Harris had like two points down the stretch in every game.
01:48:06 He had more rebounds than he had points.
01:48:09 Bing bang.
01:48:10 Yeah.
01:48:11 Casual sixes there.
01:48:16 Gonna want to trade Tobias Harris for one of those crumble cookies.
01:48:20 Bing bang.
01:48:21 Maxi.
01:48:22 How you feeling Maxi?
01:48:23 Bing bang.
01:48:24 It was a good win.
01:48:25 Big offseason for the Sixers.
01:48:26 Big offseason for the Sixers.
01:48:27 We're on to the offseason.
01:48:28 Jerry.
01:48:29 Jerry is...
01:48:30 I'm trolling him.
01:48:31 He's like my baby reindeer.
01:48:32 Bing bang Maxi.
01:48:33 Yeah.
01:48:34 Jerry, you're calling us from New York City, right?
01:48:48 No, I'm actually, I came back.
01:48:50 I was in New York yesterday.
01:48:52 Your Calabasas.
01:48:53 Yeah, I'm back home.
01:48:54 I had to come back home, but I had to tell my wife that I had to work.
01:48:59 Oh man, a work Zoom just came up.
01:49:01 I drove to a park.
01:49:04 I, this is like a mile away from my house.
01:49:05 There's a, this is a park that I'm in.
01:49:07 I had to come to a park and she was like a zoo, like a work Zoom on Sunday.
01:49:10 And I was like, it's crazy.
01:49:11 I missed it.
01:49:12 I was, I was in New York.
01:49:13 Bing bang Maxi.
01:49:14 So Jerry, did you put your jersey on?
01:49:15 Hey Maxi.
01:49:16 Hey Maxi.
01:49:17 Maxi, I want to say way to go and having Bing Dom, Big Dom not getting banned from
01:49:25 Wells Fargo Arena.
01:49:26 He was just there doing his job, protecting, protecting the new guys.
01:49:32 Cooper DeGene.
01:49:33 Yeah, I know.
01:49:34 It was nice.
01:49:35 He didn't touch any, he didn't touch any of the players.
01:49:37 Way to go.
01:49:38 Probably should have.
01:49:39 Jerry, when you left your house today and you know this very important Zoom meeting,
01:49:48 did you put the jersey on, on your way out?
01:49:51 And you were like, sorry, babe.
01:49:52 I don't know.
01:49:53 No, no, no.
01:49:54 I, I'll show you what I did.
01:49:55 I wore this.
01:49:56 I wore this on the way out.
01:49:57 Nice.
01:49:58 Nice.
01:49:59 Nice.
01:50:00 Nice.
01:50:01 Nice.
01:50:02 I wore this on the way out and I snuck, I snuck the jersey in my pocket.
01:50:07 Hey, sorry about that.
01:50:09 9 PM start time there, Maxi.
01:50:12 That was a little late.
01:50:13 Maybe you should have had a couple of sodas and stayed up.
01:50:17 I did watch the game.
01:50:19 Yeah.
01:50:20 A couple of sodas kept me up.
01:50:21 By the way, question, question for you, Maxi.
01:50:26 How many of those 2000 tickets ended up on the game time map for Knicks fans to find
01:50:32 their seats?
01:50:33 Those were for first responders.
01:50:36 Those are for first responders in Philadelphia.
01:50:38 Jerry, I love first responders.
01:50:40 We love first responders.
01:50:41 We love first responders and also prayers to them.
01:50:44 Even if they sell their tickets on the game time map, more power to them.
01:50:47 Yeah.
01:50:48 And first responders, Jerry, Jerry, you got to remember first responders saved tomorrow.
01:50:53 Hamlin's life.
01:50:54 Facts.
01:50:55 Absolutely.
01:50:56 Yes, absolutely.
01:50:57 Yeah.
01:50:58 I'll shout out to first responders, but also shout out to Maxi's Villanova for being the
01:51:03 entire New York Knicks squad.
01:51:06 Bing Jerry.
01:51:07 Jerry, you mentioned the hockey, Jerry.
01:51:11 Jerry.
01:51:12 Right.
01:51:13 Hank, Drake may has no footwork.
01:51:16 Hank, no footwork.
01:51:19 Thank you.
01:51:22 Yeah.
01:51:23 He's coming for you, Hank.
01:51:25 He's coming for you.
01:51:26 The Pacers first.
01:51:27 Yeah.
01:51:28 Jerry, Jerry, you mentioned game time.
01:51:29 Let me ask you something, Maxi.
01:51:30 Maxi, hold on a second.
01:51:31 Maxi, if the owners give away 2000 tickets, does that like, is that like mess with the
01:51:39 inflation?
01:51:40 Just like a by nomics or something?
01:51:43 First responders, first responders.
01:51:46 If you, if you don't like the 2000 tickets, you don't like first responders.
01:51:50 How'd that brick and for chicken work out for you?
01:51:52 Bing.
01:51:53 Yeah, this is a raising canes podcast.
01:51:56 Bing, bong, raising canes.
01:51:59 Jerry, you mentioned game time.
01:52:01 You mentioned raising canes.
01:52:03 Nothing makes me laugh harder than Jerry O'Connell going harder for our sponsors than most of
01:52:09 our employees.
01:52:10 You were tweeting about DK horse yesterday.
01:52:13 I couldn't appreciate, I appreciate it so much.
01:52:16 You know, I got to tell you full, full disclosure, all AWLs and how is everybody and Maxi, I
01:52:22 do want to say that serious could have gone anyway.
01:52:26 I mean, it was like down to the last couple of seconds and it was, uh, listen, as a Knicks
01:52:31 fan, it really is quite shocking that we made it out.
01:52:34 I mean, it's just not how it goes.
01:52:36 We're, we're like, we're like the, the Maple Leafs.
01:52:40 Congrats, cocky Hank.
01:52:43 We're like the Maple Leafs of the first round, so we don't even do it.
01:52:46 But it's so funny about that DK horse app.
01:52:48 I mentioned earlier, I was in New York, my dad, who is a man of a particular age, loves
01:52:53 the ponies, loves the horses.
01:52:55 We've been to the Kentucky Derby a number of times.
01:52:58 And yesterday he was laid up in hospital and we were watching the Derby.
01:53:02 And I got to tell you, man, being in AWL, I was like, dad, there's this app called DK
01:53:10 horse and we can bet this.
01:53:12 And yesterday he was laid up.
01:53:14 This is not a joke.
01:53:16 He was hooked up to a heart monitor.
01:53:19 Okay.
01:53:20 And he won a couple of races and you could see on the heart monitor as the horses are
01:53:25 coming down the stretch, it was like, and that's why I posted that thing about DK horse
01:53:33 and blood flow.
01:53:34 You, by the way, DK horse saved my father's life.
01:53:37 Yeah.
01:53:38 It kept him going.
01:53:41 What I also love about you is, is how you, uh, you always talk about, you know, if your
01:53:47 team is playing against like Hank's team or against Max's team, you're, you're on the
01:53:51 talk and you do like a little sidebar to your audience and you're like, everybody say hi
01:53:55 to Philly maze.
01:53:56 Say hi to Max.
01:53:57 I'm curious to know like how your, how your audience reacts to that because you're, you're
01:54:02 trying to hype them up for it.
01:54:03 Do they know who Max is?
01:54:05 And if not, do you explain it to them?
01:54:07 Okay.
01:54:09 So a lot of AWS will not know this because they don't have, um, what do they call it?
01:54:15 Like regular TV, like, um, stay like cable.
01:54:19 What do you call regular TV?
01:54:20 Yeah.
01:54:21 Like cable.
01:54:22 Yeah.
01:54:23 Um, uh, broadcast television, you know, um, unless your max and then your direct TV goes
01:54:29 out with two minutes left in the game and game six couldn't get any, any points in the
01:54:37 last two minutes and you couldn't get direct TV, Bing, Bong, Maxi.
01:54:42 Um, no, um, uh, so no one knows what, um, part of my take is or the fact that I'm on
01:54:48 there.
01:54:49 So when I shout out, uh, Maximilian Galenti and his sixers, they have no clue what I'm
01:54:54 saying.
01:54:55 I mean, it's like, it doesn't mean anything to them.
01:54:58 Yeah.
01:54:59 What Jerry, when I, when I congratulated Jerry on his hole in one, uh, they were like, Oh,
01:55:04 your friend Jerry got a hole in one.
01:55:06 They had no clue what I was talking about.
01:55:08 Speaking of that show.
01:55:09 Um, can we talk through the yellow shirt?
01:55:11 I mean, when I, the yellow shirt, I wore a, yeah, I wore a, uh, I wore a yellow shirt
01:55:18 and um, I posted about it.
01:55:20 Did I, what about the yellow shirt?
01:55:21 Well, it was just a, it was a really bad shirt.
01:55:23 You're a good looking guy.
01:55:25 What were you trying to do?
01:55:26 Were you trying to maybe bring yourself down so us mortals can be like, Oh, we could look
01:55:31 like Jerry O'Connor if we just put on the worst yellow shirt possible.
01:55:34 Um, I, um, I have to have 150, I do 150 episodes a year, so I have to get like 150 shirts and
01:55:41 some of them I just order online and when they come in, I mean, I'm just, I'm not a
01:55:45 clean clothes, you know?
01:55:46 Yeah.
01:55:47 Yeah.
01:55:48 It was the color of like a, like a, like a marshmallow peep.
01:55:51 Hey Maxi, I see you.
01:55:54 It's going on.
01:55:55 You crying just like Nick Sirianni at the national anthem.
01:56:00 It's going to be a big off season.
01:56:04 Jerry, are you, Hey, question.
01:56:06 I got a question for Maxi Bing Bong.
01:56:08 Hey Maxi coach Sirianni.
01:56:11 He's not calling defense.
01:56:12 He's not calling offense.
01:56:15 What is his role?
01:56:16 Bing Bong.
01:56:17 Uh, he's just going to be a leader of men.
01:56:20 We just, we got to see what happens this year.
01:56:22 I'm back in on birds, back in on the Sirianni train leader of men.
01:56:27 Oh, by the way.
01:56:28 Um, um, Oh God, I didn't tag Max in that, uh, dove climate posted that workout video
01:56:34 of the Eagles.
01:56:35 I mean, they look pretty good.
01:56:36 Yeah.
01:56:37 Strong.
01:56:38 Don't need a deep net.
01:56:39 First team to lift in the off season.
01:56:41 Jerry, are you nervous at all about the Pacers?
01:56:43 Cause we really want it to be.
01:56:45 We want it to be you versus Hank and we want you to come and watch a game with us.
01:56:49 I do.
01:56:50 Um, I, uh, I'm very nervous about the Pacers.
01:56:52 There's a history there.
01:56:54 I was actually, believe it or not, this is not a bit.
01:56:56 I was at that Reggie Miller game at the choke game.
01:56:59 Um, and, um, it was a, uh, it actually shaped me.
01:57:03 It, um, it, uh, it made me put sports in perspective.
01:57:08 Um, I was depressed for months after that.
01:57:11 And still to this day, it's, it was like a traumatic experience.
01:57:14 It was a nightmare.
01:57:15 So, I mean, I gotta say, I think the Pacers actually, I know this is terrible to say as
01:57:19 a Knicks fan and Knicks fans are going to come for me, but I think we just get the yips
01:57:24 when we're around them.
01:57:25 It's a bummer.
01:57:26 It's like, uh, it's like, uh, it's like the sixties or the Phillies or the Eagles in the
01:57:32 final game.
01:57:33 Bing bang.
01:57:34 Yeah.
01:57:35 So it's not the best.
01:57:38 So Jerry, you're not overlooking the pacers.
01:57:40 What you're saying?
01:57:41 Um, not only am I not overlooking the Pacers.
01:57:43 Hey, listen guys, we've also come this far without Julius Randall.
01:57:48 I mean, this is like, this is incredible.
01:57:51 This has been a lot of fun.
01:57:52 I'm not exciting time to be in New York's van.
01:57:55 Rangers are clicking.
01:57:56 It's like 94 all over again.
01:57:58 But um, listen, you guys are also fans of franchises that have been through it.
01:58:05 I don't get my hopes up.
01:58:06 There's a great New York bar here in Los Angeles.
01:58:08 I got to give it a shout out.
01:58:10 It's called 33 taps.
01:58:11 If you are a New York fan, you got to come to it.
01:58:13 It is.
01:58:14 I've never seen the only place I've seen more Knicks fans is at the garden itself.
01:58:18 It was so electric to just be in a different town and go to your hometown bar.
01:58:23 It's such a fun time.
01:58:24 It's such a friendly vibe.
01:58:25 There's no, there's no, there's no fighting or anything.
01:58:29 It's great.
01:58:30 What are you, are you kneeling in the dirt right now?
01:58:32 Yeah, I am.
01:58:33 I was getting a cramp in my legs cause I was trying to show my car off and I was squatting
01:58:37 and I got like a sick cramp in the back of my leg in my, uh, my meat flappers.
01:58:42 What did you call them?
01:58:43 Maxi Bing Bong.
01:58:44 What'd you call them?
01:58:45 Your meat curtains.
01:58:46 Big, big, big.
01:58:47 What do you have?
01:58:48 Big meaty clankers.
01:58:49 Big meaty clackers.
01:58:50 Yeah.
01:58:51 So Jerry, where you at MSG?
01:58:52 You know what?
01:58:53 I got to tell you something.
01:58:54 Bing Bong friction boy.
01:58:55 You should put it inside.
01:58:56 It feels much better.
01:58:57 Bing Bong.
01:58:58 Yeah.
01:58:59 Put it in.
01:59:00 Feel those sugar walls.
01:59:01 Enough with that friction.
01:59:02 Bing Bong.
01:59:03 Maxi, I see you.
01:59:04 Did you go to a game?
01:59:05 Did you go to MSG?
01:59:06 No, I didn't.
01:59:07 Um, I have kids.
01:59:08 I have a wife.
01:59:09 I mean, I can barely make ends meet.
01:59:10 I'm a big fan of the Big Mac.
01:59:11 I'm a big fan of the Big Mac.
01:59:12 I'm a big fan of the Big Mac.
01:59:13 No, I didn't.
01:59:14 Um, I have kids.
01:59:15 I have a wife.
01:59:16 I mean, I can barely make this zoom.
01:59:18 I had to lie about this zoom.
01:59:20 I'm like hiding in a park.
01:59:23 People probably think I'm a predator.
01:59:24 It's um, I'm kneeling on my hands and knees in a public park.
01:59:29 You look so uncomfortable.
01:59:31 It's like crazy.
01:59:32 I hope your wife has like a, a private detective that's following you around.
01:59:35 She's like, I think he's lying about where he's going.
01:59:37 Can you follow him and see what he's up to?
01:59:39 And he's just parking his car at an angle in a park and then getting on his knees, screaming
01:59:42 into a phone.
01:59:43 I think he's on, uh, I think he's on only fans.
01:59:49 You do look like you're doing a weird photo shoot right now by yourself.
01:59:56 If you walked by, you'd be like, why is this guy doing a photo shoot with his car?
02:00:01 I'm an, I'm a, uh, I'm an influencer in the wild.
02:00:04 Um, what else, Max?
02:00:06 It was, it was a good series, Max.
02:00:07 I mean, I'm kinda, I'm kinda ribbing you.
02:00:09 It really could have gone either way.
02:00:11 It was always down to the last couple of seconds.
02:00:13 I, I, I, I will say this, um, because my buddy, um, Ryan, who's the boss.
02:00:21 I don't know if you remember last time I was on here.
02:00:23 He's a big boss, so we can't say his last name.
02:00:25 Ryan did help me out with some of these, uh, Billy's facts.
02:00:28 Um, the guy, as I said, don't say what company he works for.
02:00:34 Don't please.
02:00:35 Like, I'm not even kidding because I'm talking about like meat flappers and everything.
02:00:39 And I don't want to come back to him.
02:00:40 It's like that stockholders to deal with and stuff.
02:00:43 But, um, he's got a real job for a real place.
02:00:48 Um, he, um, he, he helped me write some of these.
02:00:52 He's, he's like such a huge Philly fan.
02:00:54 And I gotta tell you, I do have such respect for those Philly fans.
02:00:58 They really, they, um, they're just such rider dies.
02:01:04 They, they really are.
02:01:06 I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's an incredible town to play for, which is why I gotta tell
02:01:15 you, which is why I think that Tobias really screwed you guys.
02:01:18 I don't think he is really a good fit in Philadelphia at all.
02:01:22 He'll never play as a sixer ever again.
02:01:24 So that's good.
02:01:25 And he, and he shouldn't, you know, it's pretty easy if you play in a town like Philly and
02:01:31 you show respect, the town will respect you back.
02:01:36 You know what I'm saying?
02:01:37 Even if you're going through tough times and, um, it, uh, I, I believe it costs you the
02:01:44 series with the Knicks personally.
02:01:47 You're not wrong.
02:01:48 You're not wrong.
02:01:49 Jerry.
02:01:50 So are you, uh, how do you feel about the return of cocky Hank and it might be Knicks
02:01:54 Celtics in the Eastern conference final?
02:01:56 Yeah, he should be cocky.
02:01:58 I mean, I know you guys are talking about the NBA, but this is a football podcast.
02:02:03 Remember that this is a football podcast first and foremost.
02:02:07 And Drake may, I don't know.
02:02:09 I wouldn't be too cocky with that footwork.
02:02:12 Bing, bang.
02:02:14 Yeah.
02:02:15 Don't get too cocky, Hank.
02:02:19 This is a football podcast.
02:02:20 He's right.
02:02:21 He's right.
02:02:22 Um, all right, Jerry, I have one last question.
02:02:26 Because I know you got to go, uh, watch a movie with your, is it a rollback question?
02:02:30 It's a rollback question.
02:02:31 I know you got to go watch it.
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02:02:54 I know you have to go, you have to go watch, uh, the Ryan Gosling movie with your supermodel
02:03:01 wife.
02:03:02 Um, and we don't, yeah, you do have to go do that.
02:03:05 But I had one question.
02:03:06 And listen, not a former supermodel.
02:03:08 Once a supermodel, always a supermodel.
02:03:10 I don't want to hear any of that former supermodel stuff.
02:03:13 You said that to me.
02:03:14 Just to let you know how cool big cat is.
02:03:20 Everybody, uh, he wrote that you're, I said, I gotta go see this Ryan Gosling movie.
02:03:23 I got all the tickets and like my whole family's excited and I have to go sit there and make
02:03:27 me like I'm into it.
02:03:28 And then I lied and said I had to work zoom that I had to come do.
02:03:32 But I said, I gotta go see this movie with my, um, he said, with your supermodel wife
02:03:37 and I wrote forward supermodel at Dan Katz.
02:03:39 Dan, big cat wrote, um, what's supermodel?
02:03:42 Always a supermodel.
02:03:43 I really made me laugh.
02:03:44 That's facts.
02:03:45 That's facts.
02:03:46 Put some respect on her name.
02:03:47 Um, my last question is you, so we have a side text me, you and PFT and you'll send
02:03:52 us stuff that you see on Instagram and the last like three or four things you sent us
02:03:57 on Instagram have been a luxury condos in Chicago.
02:04:03 Are you, are you, are you thinking about moving and maybe, maybe joining powers, maybe Avengers
02:04:08 like you come to the office every day.
02:04:10 Oh man, I gotta tell you, um, it's just a, that gold coast area of Chicago for some reason
02:04:17 it's in my algorithm right now.
02:04:19 Just like, um, anything going on with Sixers or, or Drake Mays footwork.
02:04:24 Um, it just comes into my feet all the time and some of those apartments look gorgeous.
02:04:29 I mean, I would love it.
02:04:31 Yeah.
02:04:32 I mean, listen, I'm here in LA, everybody else is leaving.
02:04:34 Yeah.
02:04:35 They call it the Viagra triangle.
02:04:36 Yeah.
02:04:37 All right.
02:04:38 Well we should, we should maybe just get you an apartment and be like, I want to apologize
02:04:43 to the rest of the league and like Knicks fans just yelling bing bong all the time.
02:04:47 It's so annoying.
02:04:48 Nobody, you guys haven't won anything in such a long time.
02:04:51 Enjoy it.
02:04:52 We got another seven days of it.
02:04:54 Then it'll be over.
02:04:55 Trust me.
02:04:56 And then we'll be, uh, and then we'll be humble Hank again.
02:04:59 Yeah.
02:05:00 I got such a cramp in my leg.
02:05:02 Jerry, you're the best.
02:05:04 Go, go, go enjoy the movie.
02:05:07 Put your shirt, put your civilian clothes back on.
02:05:09 You're the best.
02:05:10 And we'll, when it gets to Nick Celtics, we'll have you back on.
02:05:13 Yeah.
02:05:14 Thanks a lot.
02:05:15 Uh, good luck in the postseason Hank.
02:05:17 You too.
02:05:18 Bing bong.
02:05:19 See you Jerry.
02:05:20 Bye Jerry.
02:05:21 Bye Jerry.
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02:06:32 Okay, let's wrap up with the Tom Brady roast on Netflix Sunday night.
02:06:40 It was fantastic.
02:06:41 I'll say that as a whole, it was fantastic.
02:06:45 I think we talked about it on Thursday or Friday show and I was like, the litmus test
02:06:49 is will there be a karate instructor joke?
02:06:53 And there was almost instantly by Kevin Hart.
02:06:56 So it felt like it was truly like no, nothing was held back.
02:07:01 There was a lot of jokes about Giselle.
02:07:02 There's a lot of jokes about his divorce, Alex Guerrero, all that stuff.
02:07:07 Hank, from your perspective, how did you feel seeing all the guys back together?
02:07:13 Even had the weird Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick toast, which if you notice, Belichick did
02:07:18 not shake his hand.
02:07:20 He didn't want any part of it.
02:07:21 He didn't want any part of it.
02:07:22 I respected that he didn't want any part of it.
02:07:23 He had to go up there, but he did the bare minimum.
02:07:27 But tell us, how'd you feel?
02:07:30 I loved it.
02:07:31 I thought it was very funny.
02:07:32 It was good to see the boys back together, having a good time, laughing with each other,
02:07:37 busting balls.
02:07:38 Belichick being there was great.
02:07:40 I thought he actually did really well considering he's Bill Belichick.
02:07:45 He's not the most outgoing guy.
02:07:47 Gregorius, yeah.
02:07:48 His joke about how it's the roast of Tom Brady.
02:07:53 If you missed the roast of Bill Belichick, it was called the dynasty on Apple TV was
02:07:58 great.
02:07:59 And then Amendola, like Amendola took some shots at him in the dynasty and he made sure
02:08:02 to get back at him being like, "You had 200 yards next year, 250 yards."
02:08:07 I think that's the reason Bill showed up was just to roast Danny Amendola.
02:08:11 That hurt Amendola.
02:08:12 You could tell that hurt him.
02:08:13 Yeah.
02:08:14 Also, Gronk was awesome.
02:08:15 The best.
02:08:16 Gronk was awesome because Gronk very obviously wrote his own material, which is the most
02:08:20 Gronk thing ever.
02:08:21 And all his material was like, "Kevin Hart is here.
02:08:24 He's gay.
02:08:25 Julian, you're gay.
02:08:27 Tom, you're gay too.
02:08:29 Julian, you're really gay."
02:08:31 Remember when Tom went to Tampa and then he had a 1300 mile dick to fuck Bill Belichick
02:08:38 while Julian spit on it?
02:08:39 Yeah, Julian was-
02:08:40 That was gay.
02:08:41 ... lubing it up because Julian, you're really gay.
02:08:43 And Tom, you were so gay.
02:08:46 Also Gronk just, I said afterwards, I would pay money for an inside the NFL type show
02:08:53 of just Gronk mic'd up throughout that entire roast.
02:08:57 Isocam on him because no one in the world has ever had a better, I don't know why I'm
02:09:02 laughing but I think this is funny face than Rob Gronkowski.
02:09:06 He would look around at everybody while he was laughing to see if somebody was going
02:09:08 to interpret the joke for him.
02:09:10 Right.
02:09:11 But he does seem like the best guy to go to a roast with.
02:09:14 Ever.
02:09:15 Jules crushed it.
02:09:16 Jules was really good, yeah.
02:09:17 Jules was awesome.
02:09:18 I thought Nikki Glaser was the best.
02:09:21 Anytime you have a roast, the professional comedians, you could just see why they're
02:09:25 professional comedians.
02:09:26 Their delivery is just different.
02:09:28 She was fantastic.
02:09:30 I thought Ben Affleck was the weirdest and worst.
02:09:33 It was really strange.
02:09:34 He was like, "You fuckers at home have the nerve to comment on Tom Brady."
02:09:39 It was a Tom Brady roast and he spent 10 minutes yelling about an anonymous Bills fan.
02:09:45 Yeah.
02:09:46 It was so bizarre.
02:09:48 I don't know what that was.
02:09:50 He was definitely the LVP roaster.
02:09:54 Surprised with no Bill Burr.
02:09:55 Yeah, Bill Burr would have been good.
02:09:57 He probably would have been great.
02:09:58 He probably respected Tom too much to do it.
02:10:00 That was the weird thing is there was a bunch of comedians there that didn't really have
02:10:05 connection to ... I know you have to fill it with comedians, but yeah, Bill Burr would
02:10:08 have been great.
02:10:10 Yeah.
02:10:11 Tom Brady, I think, had the best joke of the night though.
02:10:15 Which one?
02:10:16 Kim Kardashian in the front row.
02:10:17 Oh, yeah.
02:10:18 He's like, "She's uncomfortable to be here because her kids are at home with her dad."
02:10:22 Yeah.
02:10:23 She was like, "Why the fuck did you say that?"
02:10:24 Yeah.
02:10:25 That's a good joke though.
02:10:26 She kind of looked ... But she kind of looked ...
02:10:27 She liked it, yeah.
02:10:28 Yeah, she kind of was like, "We're going to fuck."
02:10:30 I also like how they just booed the fuck out of Kim.
02:10:33 Booed the fuck out of her.
02:10:34 Out of there.
02:10:35 Yeah.
02:10:36 Yeah, Bledsoe was actually ... Bledsoe was probably the best non-comedian, non-Julian
02:10:40 Edelman roaster.
02:10:41 Jules, we're going to give number one non-comedian.
02:10:45 I also ... Because his Alex Guerrero line was good too.
02:10:48 I also-
02:10:49 Randy Moss, redneck.
02:10:50 Yeah.
02:10:51 I also love that Bill Belichick got up there and for no reason just started roasting his
02:10:58 offensive linemen.
02:10:59 Yeah.
02:11:00 No one was talking about Matt Light and he was just like, "Let me get some in on Matt
02:11:03 Light."
02:11:04 He did a solid five minutes.
02:11:05 It's like he just got back into coaching.
02:11:07 Yeah, it was great.
02:11:08 It was great.
02:11:09 Just like breaking down film.
02:11:10 I had to tell you to shut the fuck up so many times.
02:11:12 Yeah.
02:11:13 I was surprised no one did a Willie McGinnis fight joke.
02:11:17 That was weird.
02:11:18 Yeah.
02:11:19 They probably didn't want to get beat up.
02:11:20 I did actually see Tom Brady taking this as all the criticism, all the jokes to heart
02:11:25 and being like, "I fucking hate everybody now.
02:11:27 I despise all you guys."
02:11:28 There was a couple moments where I was like, "Is he going to ... It felt uncomfortable
02:11:33 in the room."
02:11:34 They made one Robert Kraft massage joke and Tom said, "Stop that.
02:11:37 Stop that."
02:11:38 Shut it down.
02:11:39 I don't know if that was a bit or if that was real.
02:11:40 I think that was real.
02:11:41 It might have been real.
02:11:42 Yeah.
02:11:43 Because they didn't make another one.
02:11:44 Yeah.
02:11:45 Yeah, there was a couple divorce jokes.
02:11:47 Who did the one ... Someone talked about Karate Instructor ... I can't remember how it went,
02:11:53 but it was-
02:11:54 Beating your ass while eating your wife's.
02:11:55 Yeah, but eating your wife's ass.
02:11:57 Yeah, that's right.
02:11:58 I think that was Nikki Glaser, right?
02:11:59 Yeah.
02:12:00 Yeah, I think it was.
02:12:01 Yeah, she was ... She fucking rocked.
02:12:02 Right off the bat, I think Kevin Hart at the start made the first Karate Instructor joke
02:12:06 and he was like, "Yeah, you didn't think anything was weird when she's been a white belt for
02:12:10 five years?"
02:12:13 I'm just happy because it feels like Roast might be back.
02:12:17 That was a legitimately very good Roast.
02:12:19 Yeah, it was a little long and there was a couple people that probably didn't need to
02:12:23 go up there, but for the most part, we watched the whole thing.
02:12:27 We were laughing the whole time.
02:12:28 Yeah, it was good.
02:12:29 I thought it was very good and hopefully Roast are back.
02:12:31 Roast are back.
02:12:32 I would have liked to see Eli come out instead of Peyton.
02:12:34 That would have been good.
02:12:35 There's a reason Nick Foles wasn't invited.
02:12:36 Yeah.
02:12:37 He hates Nick Foles.
02:12:38 He hates Nick Foles.
02:12:39 He took him out of the documentary.
02:12:40 He probably told people because any ... Excuse me.
02:12:42 Any time they brought up the Eagles, it was about the Eagles team.
02:12:47 Nobody said Nick Foles.
02:12:48 Yeah.
02:12:49 Brady was like, "There's two things you can't joke about.
02:12:51 Robert Kraft's massage therapy and then don't say the fucking words Nick Foles."
02:12:56 Yeah.
02:12:57 Then someone did make some Philadelphia jokes.
02:12:59 I think Brady made some Philadelphia jokes at the end and Max was just like, "Terrible."
02:13:04 They were pretty funny.
02:13:05 You didn't get the one about Kevin Hart.
02:13:08 Whatever.
02:13:09 Yeah, it was a Kevin Hart joke.
02:13:11 Brady did a 9/11 joke.
02:13:12 He did, yeah.
02:13:13 It was a Drew Bledsoe joke.
02:13:14 But it was, yeah, two jets hitting Drew Bledsoe.
02:13:17 Yeah.
02:13:18 Which is the whole reason Brady got in was because that game was delayed because of 9/11.
02:13:23 Yeah.
02:13:24 They restarted Bledsoe Gets Hurt.
02:13:26 Now we have Tom Brady.
02:13:27 Yeah.
02:13:28 I bet you that was pretty cathartic for Drew Bledsoe.
02:13:29 Oh, yeah.
02:13:30 To just sit there and watch everyone roast him.
02:13:32 He was like, "I fucking hate you, Tom."
02:13:34 Yeah.
02:13:35 He probably does.
02:13:36 Yeah.
02:13:37 He probably really does hate him.
02:13:38 Overall, pretty good.
02:13:39 I thought it was great.
02:13:42 And fights.
02:13:43 Fights was there.
02:13:44 The guy fights was there.
02:13:45 What do you think about Tom Brady's look now?
02:13:47 You think he looks good?
02:13:48 I think he looks great.
02:13:49 He looks like the Fox graphics when they do the animations of the players.
02:13:54 The cartoon ones?
02:13:55 But he's that all the time.
02:13:57 Yeah.
02:13:58 Somebody put it perfectly.
02:13:59 He looks like gay Tom Brady.
02:14:01 Yeah.
02:14:02 It's a little weird.
02:14:03 I think it looks great.
02:14:04 Okay.
02:14:05 I mean, yeah, it's a little weird.
02:14:07 I think it's pretty cool that about half the roasters have been on this show.
02:14:11 Yeah, there were a lot.
02:14:12 There were a lot of them.
02:14:13 I would have liked to see Shane go up there.
02:14:15 Comedians, athletes.
02:14:16 Yeah, that's true.
02:14:17 Yeah, Shane.
02:14:18 We should have a ton of those guys.
02:14:19 Shane would have been great.
02:14:20 Let's think.
02:14:21 Jules, obviously.
02:14:22 Gronk.
02:14:23 Gronk.
02:14:24 Willie.
02:14:25 John Henry Ross.
02:14:26 We haven't had Randy on.
02:14:27 We've never had Randy on.
02:14:28 Burt and Tom.
02:14:29 Yeah, we need to get Randy.
02:14:30 Well, we've had Randy Moss.
02:14:31 We've had Randy Moss on the show, yes.
02:14:32 It would have been great if our Randy Moss was there.
02:14:35 Andrew, right?
02:14:36 Yeah.
02:14:37 Andrew Schultz.
02:14:38 Yeah.
02:14:39 Yeah, we've had a lot of them.
02:14:40 Dana.
02:14:41 Yeah, Dana.
02:14:42 I think we've had Dana for 30 seconds.
02:14:43 Peyton.
02:14:44 Yeah, Rich Eisen, who got ... Rich Eisen definitely was like, "Make sure the camera's on me."
02:14:48 A lot of camera time.
02:14:49 Yeah.
02:14:50 A lot.
02:14:51 But yeah, good roast.
02:14:52 Roasts are back.
02:14:53 I'll have Kim on the show too.
02:14:55 I will have Kim on the show as well.
02:14:58 We won't make any jokes about Kanye.
02:15:00 But maybe we will because that was such a hot look you gave Tom Brady.
02:15:04 We also might talk about Taylor Swift.
02:15:06 Yeah, that was a hot look.
02:15:08 She definitely was like, "We're fucking later and I'm going to be angry about it."
02:15:12 I'd like to watch.
02:15:15 A lot of OJ jokes too.
02:15:16 A lot of OJ jokes.
02:15:17 OJ caught a few strays.
02:15:18 Yeah.
02:15:19 And Aaron Hernandez.
02:15:20 Oh.
02:15:21 Oh, Aaron Hernandez got roasted.
02:15:23 The biggest stray of the night was Antonio Cromartie.
02:15:25 Yeah, nowhere.
02:15:26 When Tom was like, "My career has lasted this long.
02:15:29 When I started, this happened."
02:15:31 And Antonio Cromartie only had one kid.
02:15:33 You have to ... I think Antonio Cromartie kid jokes, you have to really be an NFL fan.
02:15:38 It was a room of a lot of comedians who were like, "Huh?"
02:15:41 Cromartie's at home with a living room of 10 kids and he's watching this thinking, "This
02:15:46 is awesome.
02:15:47 Everyone's making fun of Tom Brady."
02:15:48 Yeah.
02:15:49 And then he just takes a stray.
02:15:50 And all his kids are like, "Was it me?
02:15:51 Are they talking about me?"
02:15:52 Yeah.
02:15:53 All right.
02:15:54 Good show, boys.
02:15:55 We got a very special guest coming Wednesday, by the way.
02:15:57 Very special.
02:15:58 Legend of the game.
02:16:01 Someone we talked about Masters Week a lot.
02:16:04 Okay.
02:16:05 Max, have you ever gotten this?
02:16:09 No.
02:16:10 Shane and Pug, how awesome was the party?
02:16:16 It was awesome.
02:16:18 Without Max and Hank there?
02:16:19 Party was awesome.
02:16:20 PFT's house is awesome.
02:16:21 Pug.
02:16:22 Pug.
02:16:23 PFT's house is awesome.
02:16:24 Again, I went to every single room.
02:16:27 Pug is the man.
02:16:28 Pug was the guest of honor by far there.
02:16:30 Yeah.
02:16:31 Pug was buying all new stuff, having a margarita.
02:16:33 Yeah.
02:16:34 He had tequila for the first time.
02:16:35 I made a malort-arita.
02:16:36 Shane's not a real human being.
02:16:39 He's basically like he's Encino man.
02:16:41 He's never had McDonald's.
02:16:42 He's not a real human being.
02:16:45 He never had Chipotle until like two years ago or a year ago.
02:16:47 Yeah.
02:16:48 Isn't that weird?
02:16:49 He doesn't have Chinese food.
02:16:50 What was he ... What were you picking ... Shane, what was Shane picking out of his food the
02:16:54 other day?
02:16:55 He was picking something out of his food.
02:16:57 What don't you like?
02:16:58 You didn't like something.
02:16:59 You were just picking it all out.
02:17:00 It was like rice or something.
02:17:03 I don't know.
02:17:04 What food?
02:17:05 I can't remember.
02:17:06 You were just picking ... Was it the Costa Rican?
02:17:07 Yeah, maybe.
02:17:08 Like peppers and stuff?
02:17:09 Yeah, he didn't like peppers.
02:17:10 But there were bell peppers.
02:17:11 It was bell peppers and sauteed onions.
02:17:14 He's like, "I don't like any of this."
02:17:16 Yeah.
02:17:17 Okay, numbers.
02:17:18 Eight.
02:17:19 26.
02:17:20 Three.
02:17:21 18.
02:17:22 Let's go 12 for Tom Brady.
02:17:23 99 Pug.
02:17:24 21.
02:17:25 Max, you ever gotten this?
02:17:26 I already answered this question.
02:17:30 What was the answer?
02:17:32 You can go back and check.
02:17:34 What was the answer?
02:17:35 Let's pretend that I just tuned in.
02:17:36 What was the answer?
02:17:37 No.
02:17:38 He's saying no right now.
02:17:39 Never gotten it.
02:17:40 Two.
02:17:41 Two.
02:17:42 Love you guys.
02:17:43 I'm going to go back and check.
02:17:55 Bye.
02:17:56 Bye.
02:17:56 Bye.
02:17:57 Bye.
02:18:02 Bye.
02:18:07 Bye.
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