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Haroon Rafiq Ha Hulk ,Agha Majid ki Chaye Pee Kar Saleem Albela kay Rikshaw par Rawana
Transcript
00:00Hoshiyaariya Hoshiyaariya
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04Now our segment is Hoshiyaar Kahani.
00:06Wow! Hoshiyaar Kahani.
00:07We want people to be educated and trained at the same time.
00:11Absolutely.
00:12So we want to tell them how content is made.
00:15How we make stories.
00:17So today we all have a box.
00:20Under this box, there is an item, a thing.
00:25Using that thing, we will make a story.
00:29And then we will make it reach a logical conclusion.
00:32And because most of us don't know what is under the box.
00:37So we will start with me.
00:39That thing has to be used in the story.
00:42The story has to be turned in different ways.
00:46Yes.
00:46And the public will decide, tell us in the comments
00:49that who turns the story in the best way.
00:51I have a question.
00:52What?
00:53We can take this item home as well.
00:55I knew that if any of you will ask this question.
00:59Then only Irza will do it.
01:00And on the way back, she will hold the box like this.
01:03I say that you are allowed to take this item home.
01:07I know what is inside it.
01:08Don't do it. Really.
01:09So shall we start?
01:10Yes.
01:11Okay, the first thing.
01:13That..
01:14Oh wow!
01:17So much love for Mr. Agha.
01:20Son, no.
01:21He is not the one who is worried.
01:23Yes.
01:23He is his grandfather.
01:25Yes.
01:27I have a wound in my waist.
01:29And it is in so much pain.
01:31I would like to show it to you.
01:33I have never seen a wound in so much pain.
01:36Because of his condition, he has to wear this skin.
01:42Okay, the story is like this.
01:45There was a very strong wound.
01:48Yes.
01:50It had a pain in its back.
01:53And Hulk was helpless because of the pain.
01:56Oh!
01:58Over to you.
01:59Me?
01:59Yes.
02:01Oh!
02:03He is the king of spades.
02:05King of spades.
02:05There was a Hulk who was very strong.
02:09And he was suffering from so much pain.
02:12Sir, because I have the king of spades
02:14I will continue the story like this.
02:16That Hulk thought that he should stop playing cards.
02:20Because spades are not allowed.
02:22Sir, there was a Hulk who was suffering from spades.
02:27And he thought that he should stop playing cards.
02:29Because spades are not allowed.
02:32What happened next?
02:37Is it a monkey?
02:38Yes, it is a monkey.
02:39Okay, it so happened that someone advised Hulk
02:44that there is a monkey in the jungle.
02:46Okay.
02:46Who can cure your disease.
02:49This is a very good point.
02:50Wow!
02:51Very good.
02:53Mr. Agha, it is your turn.
02:55Give it to me.
02:56It is a cup of tea.
02:57A cup of tea.
02:58Actually, it is not a cup of tea.
03:01Okay.
03:01When Hulk reached to the monkey
03:04Yes.
03:05He was drinking tea with his legs crossed.
03:08Oh!
03:08No, sir, the story is wrong.
03:10Why?
03:11You can't cross your legs.
03:14It is not yours, the monkey is drinking it.
03:16Over to you, Mr. Salim.
03:20Oh!
03:21A rickshaw?
03:21Yes.
03:22This is how monkeys drop their kids from school.
03:26And when Hulk reached there
03:29Yes.
03:30He told the story to the monkey.
03:32I was a strong man.
03:34Yes.
03:34He didn't give me permission.
03:35I could even throw a leaf.
03:38Okay.
03:38So, he told me to sit in the rickshaw
03:40and come with him to Maghreb.
03:42Okay, the monkey had a rickshaw.
03:44He used to ride it inside.
03:47He used to earn his livelihood.
03:49Okay.
03:49The monkey wasn't a showman.
03:51He was a hard worker.
03:56Over to you, Goga.
03:58Dhanchi.
03:59Dhanchi.
03:59Yes.
04:01Sir, when I took him in the rickshaw
04:03and went to Maghreb, he said,
04:04I have come to Saptar.
04:06Okay, he didn't come to the jungle.
04:08He went to Maghreb.
04:09Yes, he came to Saptar on the way.
04:11That means he went to Maghreb
04:13and left for Europe.
04:14Yes, he left for Europe.
04:15Okay.
04:16The doctor was sitting there.
04:17He said, I have back pain.
04:19The doctor said..
04:20No, no.
04:21The back pain.
04:21The back pain.
04:23The back pain.
04:24Okay.
04:24He said, my back pain..
04:25He is making up stories.
04:26He said, where did you come from in the jungle?
04:27He went to Europe.
04:29Who went to Europe?
04:30Rakshesh?
04:31The monkey.
04:33He went to the doctor.
04:34He said, I have back pain.
04:35He said, the fees is very high.
04:37He made him cry a lot.
04:39But..
04:40The monkey also begged the doctor.
04:41He said, it's okay. I'll get it for you.
04:43Okay.
04:44He made him cry a lot.
04:45But the back pain..
04:47The doctor didn't cut the scissors.
04:50The monkey cut the emotions with the scissors.
04:53Yes.
04:54The problem was with the back pain.
04:56He didn't care about the back pain.
04:57He cut the emotions.
04:59It's not in literal terms.
05:01He gave a metaphor.
05:02Okay, it's a metaphor.
05:03He gave a metaphor to cut the emotions.
05:05Okay.
05:07Over to you.
05:09Oh, a pistol.
05:10It's a pistol.
05:11The monkey, the doctor and the hulk are standing here.
05:14Yes.
05:14When the doctor cut the emotions of the hulk
05:19he got angry and pointed the gun at the doctor.
05:22But the monkey realised something was wrong.
05:25Okay.
05:25The monkey pulled the pistol
05:27and checked how it works.
05:29When the monkey fired the pistol
05:31it wasn't a water gun, it was a bubble gun.
05:34Oh, the bubbles came out of it.
05:36The bubbles came out.
05:37The monkey thought that the fight will get worse
05:38so he sat in the rickshaw and left.
05:41Okay, the monkey left.
05:42No, he sat in the rickshaw and..
05:44Okay.
05:45The hulk too.
05:46Okay.
05:46The rickshaw broke down on the way.
05:48Oh.
05:49When the rickshaw broke down..
05:50A lion came in front of him.
05:51The monkey got out of the rickshaw and told the lion
05:54that there's a mechanic here.
05:57The lion turned around
05:59and told the monkey to have tea.
06:01Okay.
06:02The lion cleaned the rickshaw's plug.
06:04Okay.
06:05After cleaning the plug
06:06the lion didn't start.
06:08Okay.
06:08The lion pushed the monkey half a kilometre ahead.
06:13The lion's intention was bad, he wanted to eat the monkey.
06:16Okay.
06:17So, the hulk used the bubble gun.
06:19Okay.
06:20A huge bubble came out of it
06:21which made the lion move
06:23and he went up in the sky.
06:24And he went up and opened the window of the bubble
06:27and cut off his throat.
06:29The lion was going up and he was doing this.
06:33While going up, the lion said to the monkeys
06:35that you should behave like a king.
06:37Then he sat in the rickshaw and moved ahead.
06:41I don't know, but something came out of the rickshaw.
06:44Okay.
06:45So, the hulk ate it.
06:47When the hulk ate it, the monkey said to the lion
06:49that you should behave like a king.
06:52After a while, the bubble went up
06:54and the lion got hurt by the tip of the scissors.
06:57The lion said to the monkey that your scissors fly away.
07:00Okay.
07:01When the lion came down in front of the hulk
07:05the hulk told him that he had eaten a leaf.
07:07Okay.
07:08The lion ran away from there.
07:11When the monkey saw all this in front of his eyes
07:16he said that he curses himself for treating him like this.
07:20Then?
07:20The monkey said that why should you curse yourself?
07:23You are a king.
07:28And in the meantime, the hulk got angry.
07:31He pointed the gun at the lion and the doctor.
07:35Oh.
07:35And asked how many people were there.
07:37And they said that they are trying to help him.
07:41But he is being asked about the number of people.
07:43He is a strange king.
07:48And the hulk got fine.
07:49Now, all three of them are playing cards in the rickshaw.
07:53When the matter got settled, a song started playing.
07:57King, you are a king.
07:59When the song was playing, the hulk said that
08:02I have lost my emotions and you are dancing to the song.
08:05You are a good king.
08:08Now, all three of them have become friends.
08:10The doctor has to clean the rickshaw in the morning.
08:12Yes.
08:12And the monkey drives the rickshaw all day.
08:14Yes.
08:14He sits behind and plays cards.
08:16And he says that in future he will neither wrestle nor build muscles.
08:22Nor will he play cards.
08:23Nor will he play cards. Why?
08:25Why?
08:26I have lost my emotions.
08:31And because everything was finally solved
08:34the hulk said that the balloon that will come out of the pistol
08:38we three will spend our lives in it.
08:40Thank you for the pistol.
08:42If the water doesn't come out properly, you will have to blow the balloon.
08:46Okay.
08:47The conclusion is that the hulk has lost his emotions.
08:51Oh, no.
08:52He was fine after taking the herbs.
08:55But now he doesn't play cards.
08:57He says that there is no point in losing.
08:59And there is no point in winning either.
09:01You have lost your emotions.
09:02I have lost my emotions.
09:04And if someone tells him to play cards with us today
09:07he will say that I don't have emotions.
09:09You are telling me to play cards.
09:10You are a strange king.
09:17Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
09:19We will meet after the break.

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