• 8 months ago
Boy is a mayhem machine who's been training to assassinate the bloodthirsty Hilda Van Der Koy and avenge his family's murder. Guided by his sister's mischievous spirit, Boy uncovers one stunning revelation after another as he barrels toward Hilda.
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Let's do this.
00:06 This was never a great city, but it was ours.
00:12 Are you with me?
00:14 Always.
00:15 Until Hilda Van der Kooij took it from us.
00:18 This is how she keeps control.
00:20 They call it the calling.
00:23 They're all going to watch and cheer as you die.
00:26 That's me, facing televised execution
00:30 by breakfast cereal mascots.
00:33 Not my happiest day.
00:36 But let me take you back to an even worse one.
00:40 The day the Van der Kooijs killed my family
00:44 and left me deaf and mute.
00:48 So I made a three-step plan.
00:50 Step one, give myself an inner voice.
00:54 I took the last one I remembered from this video game.
00:57 Player one wins.
00:59 Step two, get stronger.
01:03 A lot stronger.
01:04 And step three, join a team.
01:11 Welcome to the resistance.
01:14 Yeah, go team.
01:16 The mission is simple.
01:19 Make the Van der Kooijs pay for what they have done.
01:23 Insert crazy action montage.
01:25 [MUSIC - THE VAMPIRES, "CRAZY ACTION MONTAGE"]
01:26 You fall in love.
01:28 Teen boom, got the bomb.
01:32 Teen boom is caving in.
01:35 Wild 'n' wild.
01:36 You never been so nuts about a guy you want to love.
01:40 Here comes the hop-up.
01:41 You crush your heart and hope to die.
01:45 You know how hard it is to get a cereal company
01:47 to sponsor mass murder?
01:48 Wow.
01:52 Ring the bell.
01:54 And we'll be there to shout New Year.
01:57 [YELLING]
01:59 Plan time.
02:00 [GUNSHOTS]
02:03 I don't like this plan.
02:04 Don't let them use you.
02:06 When you lose, I'll fall and it'll all be over.
02:10 You have reached your final destination.
02:13 Go, go, go, go, firefield.
02:17 Oh my god, no.
02:18 I have information.
02:20 I'm going to help you.
02:21 Stop.
02:22 [GUNSHOTS]
02:24 Nobody wasn't going to help us.
02:28 Definitely sounded like he was going to help us.