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00:00 Come over never have to leave me
00:02 Would have been nice for you to ask first, you know
00:17 Yeah, the food's very made Aaron those are dog treats
00:28 Oh
00:30 Why did you put my trampoline in the ground you gotta do things in style with lasers
00:37 Wait
00:39 Oh
00:41 Oh
00:44 Just stop you're gonna hit someone
00:46 Oh
00:48 I didn't mean to do that
00:50 Oh
00:52 I'm so sorry
00:54 I'm so sorry. It just got away
00:56 Probably good time to leave right guys
01:11 This is why I can't have nice hair it's okay. It's just minecraft right we can pick us up and prank them back, you know
01:21 We just clean up a little it's fine. It's fine
01:24 You know
01:24 I just want to surprise you with something that I made for once and I just wish you didn't have to see it like this
01:29 I can help though. I'm sure I can reach up there somehow with the trampoline. I'm okay
01:34 Really? You're just you go and you get another dog. All right while I work on all this
01:38 I know how much you wanted a pet and I just make this special for you. Okay, you sure you don't need my help
01:44 No, it's okay. I got this
01:46 All of you need me. Okay. Bye
01:50 Hmm jerks, I gotta help Aaron out. Hmm, but he can't know it's me
01:56 I was saving this for my wish but I can use it for Aaron. All right, let's see
02:03 In this outfit, oh no, it's me wait, maybe I can bring back the dogs or something with this power
02:14 Okay, um, I wish the dogs are back
02:19 Oh
02:20 Genie players cannot revive players or it's Oh wonderful. Yes have some rules. Hmm. It's been through a lot
02:26 So what's the kind of way I can get Aaron to find my lamp and become a master without him knowing? It's me
02:29 Hmm gotta make sure he sees this in
02:32 Okay, really I better change my voice for this
02:35 Come on come on, come on. All right, what's this all about?
02:39 You have summoned the great genie of the server. You have three wishes a genie
02:46 Did you really think I'd fall for that Ian? No, no, no, I am a genie nothing else. I'm a genie who will help you
02:52 Oh, yeah. Sure. You are. I'm not falling for any of this. I will prove it make a wish
02:56 Make it the most complicated wish your tiny human mind can come up with. Oh, well, thanks for the compliment
03:00 Well, I want uh, uh, I wish you have to say the magic words, of course. All right, fine
03:06 I'll play by your stupid rules. I wish I had the best defense on the server that way
03:10 I don't have to deal with this ever again
03:12 Your wish is my command
03:16 You're telling me this is real
03:18 You're welcome. Not only do you have the best defenses in spy traps? You also have some armies of wolves to work with
03:24 Wait, what
03:30 Not see yes, sir, I don't think so. She's kind of looking down. All right. Well, this is real. We'll see what happens with your security
03:45 Genie will play this game. I got more wishes right?
03:47 This will make this so much easier with me by your side anything is possible, especially with two wishes left
03:52 Let me give you the grand tour
03:55 Here is where you have your base of operations the security HQ
04:00 Absolutely, especially for my master
04:05 Wait, wait, what is that?
04:08 Don't worry about it. These levers operate this little mirror which helps you see anything on certain parts of the server
04:14 You can go through the cameras?
04:16 Aaron!
04:18 No, not this again. Give me a sec, I'm gonna deal with this
04:20 I wonder what she wants
04:22 Oh my god, KC, Aph's not here
04:24 I know, she's not even logged on
04:26 Anyway, I need to talk to you
04:28 KC, listen, I'm pretty busy, so
04:30 Don't worry, it'll only take a couple minutes
04:32 No, no, no, no, alright
04:34 KC, I'm super busy, I gotta focus, maybe Zane can help you
04:36 Oh, come on
04:38 Oh man, Aaron hasn't discovered me just yet
04:40 Oh wait, an alarm?
04:42 Uh, let's see
04:44 Um
04:46 What is...
04:48 Okay, up we go
04:50 What's going on here?
04:52 Oh, Zane! He's gonna try to break in
04:54 Maybe I can stop his monkey business
04:56 Alright, let's see
05:00 Let's do this
05:02 My little monkey
05:04 Gotta get him and bite him
05:06 Where is he?
05:08 Oh great, Aaron got an ugly pet
05:10 Banana
05:12 What the...
05:14 How does it have all these...
05:16 Oh, he's tripping, look at that
05:18 How does it have so many...
05:20 There's too many bananas
05:22 Why so many bananas?
05:24 You darn monkey!
05:26 Because you're doing so much fun, especially when I get to be sneaky around Aaron
05:28 He doesn't know it's me, right?
05:30 Yeah, I don't think he knows it's me
05:32 Okay, time to go back to...
05:34 Alright, genie, whoa, whoa, monkey
05:36 Why is there a monkey here?
05:38 That's silly
05:40 See, a beautiful genie, back to normal
05:42 Sorry, master, had some monkey business to take care of
05:44 Anyway, I have something to show you too
05:46 Hang on tight
05:48 Hang on tight? To the house? What do you mean by that?
05:50 Ooh, here we are
05:52 Wait, you wanted to show me a desert? What is this?
05:54 Not a desert, a dessert
05:56 See, a sweet little treat
05:58 A dessert? That's a carpet
06:00 Flying carpet!
06:02 And I always travel in style
06:04 Come on
06:06 Wait, wait, how do we make it work?
06:08 Come on, hang on tight, let's go
06:10 Whoa, whoa, this is fast
06:12 I can show you the world
06:14 I should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm a girlfriend
06:16 Oh, I didn't mean it like that, it's just a reference
06:18 Geez, don't jump ahead
06:20 Oh, here we go
06:22 Wait, what is this? Is this a dungeon?
06:24 Maybe I can get something special in here for Aph
06:26 Ooh, thinking about your girlfriend, how sweet
06:28 Yeah, I know, she's gonna love all the dirt I bring her from here
06:30 Dirt? What about treasure for her?
06:32 Why are you upset? You don't even know her
06:34 Uh, hey, why don't we look around?
06:36 Right, so we gotta dodge any traps?
06:38 Fight any monsters?
06:40 Oh, nothing like that, even if you do, you have a genie by your side to be able to help you, right?
06:42 That's true
06:44 Come on, we're going on a little adventure
06:46 Follow me this way, master
06:48 Right behind you
06:50 Oh, look, over here, there's a treasure room
06:52 What, that quick?
06:54 I'm pretty sure anyone would love this
06:56 Ooh, look at this, I'm sure your girlfriend would love it
06:58 Oh, that sounds a little like someone I know there
07:00 Oh, nothing
07:02 No, I don't, I- oh, uh oh
07:04 Oh no, um
07:06 I guess I better see what this thing can do
07:08 Be careful, master, I- oh
07:10 Whoa
07:12 Wow, I got some armor, but let me help out a little bit
07:14 Hey, easy, you almost hit me
07:16 Sorry
07:18 It's all good, I think we almost got him
07:20 Nice, and, oops
07:22 At least the armor protects you from lightning, too
07:24 Yeah, I guess so, it's really powerful, though
07:26 I didn't realize you could kill a warden that quickly
07:28 I wouldn't have been able to do it without you
07:30 Wait, what?
07:32 Oh, sorry, that wasn't a wish, so the upgrades aren't technically permanent
07:34 I guess that's true
07:36 You think you can do anything about us being trapped, though?
07:38 Don't worry about it, I can just, uh, call a ride
07:40 Uh, am I supposed to be seeing something, or?
07:42 He'll be in here any second
07:44 Oh, there he is
07:46 Oh, sorry about that
07:48 I guess that works
07:50 He used to work for Uber, you know, he's still learning
07:52 Wait, wait, what does that mean?
07:54 Oh, he's back on
07:56 Wait, should we grab the diamonds?
07:58 Wait, what, you can do that?
08:00 Oh, Aph's gonna love that
08:02 Thank you for flying with me, Aerith
08:04 We should be coming up on the hub right now
08:06 What's going on there?
08:08 Why am I not surprised someone messed with my house again?
08:10 Party here?
08:12 And, done! Of course
08:14 Oh, hey, Aaron
08:16 You're just in time
08:18 I'm gonna revive the party
08:20 And, you know, your cute pink friend can stay, too
08:22 Hey, there
08:24 Hey, hey, hey, hey, you leave her alone, alright?
08:26 No, I'm here to have fun
08:28 On my roof
08:30 Wow, you actually managed to turn something on
08:32 Oh, oh, oh
08:34 Oh, ha
08:36 My goodness, he's not smart, is he?
08:38 Nope, dumb as rocks
08:40 Give me a moment, master, I'll put out with some rain
08:42 I wasn't expecting that
08:44 Huh, huh
08:46 Hold on, wait, you have a genie on your side?
08:48 And you haven't wished for a gold server?
08:50 Aaron, rookie mistake
08:52 Why would anyone besides you wish for that?
08:54 Yeah, obviously
08:56 Yeah, let me just get things together
08:58 Alright, this overstate is welcome
09:00 Let me just, oh, ow
09:02 You know, you could have wished him away
09:04 Wish him away? I can wish a wish on that buffoon?
09:06 Oh, I don't think so
09:08 You know, you're as smart as you are cute
09:10 Let me help you out
09:12 Here you go, now that your house is fixed again, do you have another wish?
09:14 Oh, yeah, I've been saving this one
09:16 I wish for a new power, you know, something that'll keep these idiots
09:18 From destroying my house ever again
09:20 Ooh, wish granted
09:22 What is this?
09:24 Oh, it's a gem, you gotta eat it, it's a part of the genie thing
09:26 You wouldn't understand, just eat it and trust me, you will get some awesome powers
09:28 You want me to eat this?
09:30 Go ahead, eat up, yum yum
09:32 Alright, fine, I'll do it
09:34 Wait, stop this date
09:36 Hello, stranger I've never met before
09:38 Hello, homewrecker
09:40 Aaron, you can't date this super cute genie
09:42 You're dating Asmell, remember?
09:44 I won't let you break her heart
09:46 Casey, this isn't a date, alright
09:48 Stop lurking around my house, alright, it's weird every time
09:50 I'm just being a friend and helping him out during a rough time
09:52 I would never do that to Aph, alright, never
09:54 Aww, you promise?
09:56 Trust me, if I wanted to kiss him, I would have already
09:58 And honestly, he's already rejected me, so
10:00 Yep, yep, she tried
10:02 Good, alright, sorry about that, I just couldn't let you cheat on my best friend
10:04 Aww, what a good friend
10:06 I would never do that
10:08 Oh, wait, what the, oh no
10:10 Hurry, try your new power
10:12 I'm on it, I'm on it, alright, what does this do?
10:14 Oh, oh, fire, ha ha
10:16 I've got it, don't worry master, I won't let anything bad happen to you
10:18 Aww, but it was a one shot on though
10:20 Look out Casey, you're getting in the way
10:22 I'm okay, don't worry
10:24 Miss Casey, run away
10:26 Nevermind, she can help her own
10:28 You bet I can, but um
10:30 Really sorry about this, you know, potentially hitting you
10:32 It's perfectly fine
10:34 But I'm gonna go now, cause Zombie's creeping out
10:36 So, um, bye
10:38 Bye cutie
10:40 Sorry about that, she always does that, it's super annoying and it never ends
10:42 She's adorable, at least her intentions are good
10:44 Yeah, when she's not trying to break my house
10:46 So I know you didn't ask for this
10:48 But as a genie I can grant anything I want to happen
10:50 So I figured you could put your weapons in here
10:52 And all your cool armor here
10:54 What are they doing?
10:56 Huh? What the?
10:58 Sure, I'm sure everything's fine, you know, Zane and Casey are taking care of the back
11:00 Now, come on, I'm telling you, they've got traps everywhere
11:02 So obviously
11:04 The front door should be the only
11:06 Untrapped spot
11:08 What, that makes zero sense
11:10 No, no, no, just wait
11:12 I can take care of this, watch
11:14 This door's open, everything's fine
11:16 Ow!
11:18 Wait, where does that trap door lead?
11:20 They're stuck in the basement, don't worry
11:22 Also, they talked about Zane and Casey being in the back
11:24 Why don't you go to the basement and deal with them
11:26 And I'll make sure to take care of Zane and Casey
11:28 Oh, wait, I got a basement dungeon?
11:30 I like that
11:32 Bye!
11:34 Alright, you two, where are you?
11:36 Okay, keeping up that voice is nuts
11:38 I gotta be really careful, cause I don't know what's going on
11:40 So let's be invisible for a bit and see if I can do something
11:42 I need you to be on the lookout for me, okay?
11:44 I know Aaron has some crazy redstone machine in there
11:46 That's how he fixed his house so fast
11:48 So I need you to keep a lookout
11:50 There's probably some crazy monkeys around here
11:52 Okay, I'm on it
11:54 Okay, let's see, where can I find a trap?
11:56 Alright, with Zane being mischievous here
11:58 I gotta figure out a way to get rid of him
12:00 But I don't wanna get rid of Casey, because she was actually nice
12:02 And was looking out for me, you know, after I'm gone
12:04 Alright, let's see what I can transform into to lure her away
12:06 Oh, look at this kitty cat!
12:10 This'll be perfect!
12:12 Alright, let's see if she'll follow me
12:14 Oh, a kitty!
12:18 Oh, you're so cute!
12:20 Oh, where are you going? Wait!
12:22 Let's see, she's gonna follow this pink kitty
12:24 Cause I know Casey and uh
12:26 Kitty? Where did you go?
12:28 Alright, perfect
12:30 Now, to get back to the house
12:32 Ha ha ha! I knew it!
12:34 Now all I have to do is press this button and see exactly what Aaron made!
12:36 AHHHH!
12:38 Um, where am I?
12:40 Gotta go see how Aaron's doing
12:42 What was that?
12:44 Hello?
12:46 Oh, nothing, I'm just, you know, playing around with my new toys
12:48 Zane, you down here? Wait, who's here?
12:50 Oh, look at them!
12:52 Hang on, what? Aaron?
12:54 Hey, let us out of here right now!
12:56 Or I'll blow up your house! You know, that's not a very convincing argument, Ian
12:58 Well, you know
13:00 It's not convincing when I'm down here
13:02 Aaron, show us the contraption!
13:04 Contraption?
13:06 I think we should probably take care of them, don't you think?
13:08 Yeah, I don't really like people when they threaten to blow up my house
13:10 Exactly!
13:12 You can pick however you want to deal with them
13:14 How about spawn mobs?
13:16 Let's see, let me see if I can get a boost if I can
13:18 Oh my god!
13:20 What? No, no, no
13:22 I am not her at all, don't even worry about it
13:24 Look, I'll even show you, I can do something different
13:26 The only thing worse than monsters
13:28 Moist monsters!
13:30 See? How about you finish it off, master?
13:32 Oh, well thank you, don't mind if I do
13:34 The point is, trap!
13:36 Wow, that was brutal
13:38 You know, that's not going to keep them away forever, right?
13:40 They're going to come back
13:42 Unfortunately
13:44 If you want to protect your house and your little girlfriend
13:46 You're going to have to figure out something bigger
13:48 I was thinking the same thing, and I've got an idea for that
13:50 Oh, you do?
13:52 Why don't you set the traps while you're figuring out your big plan, just in case, you know?
13:54 Yeah, let's do it
13:56 Shouldn't you be a little more worried about this?
13:58 Because they have a catapult there?
14:00 Not at all, look who's setting it up, what do you think is going to happen?
14:02 Alright, it's all set to go
14:04 Now, on my mark, and go!
14:06 Okay, let's go!
14:08 Oh, he's kind of dead
14:10 That didn't work
14:12 You know, I'm surprised the thing didn't just blow up
14:14 Alright, who's next?
14:16 I'm going to go get a bit of a closer look
14:18 Stay here, I'm going to go down
14:20 Go invisible, and maybe I can play with him a little bit more
14:22 This has been so fun!
14:24 Especially because Aaron doesn't know who I am
14:26 Kim, why are you looking at me like that?
14:28 Alright, K, you're next! Get out of there!
14:30 I found something good for KC!
14:32 I mean, I just...
14:34 Yeah, you got this!
14:36 3, 2, 1, go!
14:38 AHHHHH!
14:40 He does not have this
14:42 Let's see, maybe we can make this a little bit more eventful
14:44 Zane was going to make me a sugar cane farm after this
14:46 It's fine, I'm sure he'll be back
14:48 Get in the catapult, because you killed Zane for no reason!
14:50 I had a reason, he was annoying me
14:52 Uh oh, go!
14:54 Hey, fine, fine
14:56 Let's try to just...
14:58 There we go
15:00 Oh, let's give it a little more oomph
15:02 Um, well, I don't know what that just was, but ready?
15:04 Uh, yeah, just get it over with, come on
15:06 Okay, and go!
15:08 AHHHHH!
15:10 Oh, that's a little higher than "oh my goodness"
15:12 Um...
15:14 Master, the dogs are ready, and everything is a go
15:16 If they start a war with us, I will be by your side
15:18 Let them try, it'll be great
15:20 Aaron, get him!
15:22 Really, again? After everything, you guys can't just leave me alone?
15:24 But we were born to party!
15:26 I'm just a little bit tired, I'm going to go home
15:28 Yeah, but Aaron's house is the best one for a party, you saw that backyard
15:30 Enough is enough, we came with backup, and I made it
15:32 Oh yeah
15:34 What?
15:36 Oh no, you brought your mom!
15:38 What?
15:40 Guys, come on, it doesn't look like him
15:42 Enough yapping, attack!
15:44 Okay, here we go
15:46 Oh, here we go
15:48 Get him, Ashley, come on!
15:50 Thank you for the powerful T-Armor, I'll show you
15:52 Trying to challenge me?
15:54 I can't believe this
15:56 Stop!
15:58 Watch out for the lightning!
16:00 Watch out for the fire!
16:02 Give me your house!
16:04 You call yourself friends, you ruin everyone else's stuff?
16:06 Shame on you!
16:08 Huh? There we go
16:10 That should work
16:12 Hey kid, catch!
16:14 What's the rain gonna do? Where'd our witch go?
16:16 Oh, nice work!
16:18 No, she melted!
16:20 There we go
16:22 Great!
16:24 Oh?
16:26 Wait, wait a minute, hang on, where'd everyone go?
16:28 Hey!
16:30 So, about that thing earlier, how about I run around the dog park
16:32 I'll only eat most of the food
16:34 So, how about that?
16:36 Master, can I please see my lamp? I would love to help this soul
16:38 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, you help him
16:40 Ooh, is it made out of gold?
16:42 Here you go, take my lamp!
16:44 It's very deadly indeed
16:46 We do make a really good team, you know
16:48 I guess we do, genie
16:50 So, about that final wish, it should be your most precious wish you've ever made
16:52 Oh, most precious wish I've ever made?
16:54 Man, it sucks that Aph isn't here, right?
16:56 I know, I'm so sorry about that
16:58 I wish that Aph was here
17:00 I wish that I was