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00:00 [Music]
00:08 [Speaking in Bahasa Melayu]
00:13 [Sighs]
00:15 Police, report!
00:18 I want to file a report.
00:20 Yes, yes.
00:21 Sit down.
00:22 I want to file a report.
00:24 Can I sit down now?
00:25 Yes, yes.
00:26 I want to file a report. I want to get angry.
00:27 Wait, ma'am.
00:29 You're not a jailor, you're an agent!
00:30 Can you sit there?
00:32 I want to get angry.
00:33 Can I sit here?
00:34 I have to scam my own husband.
00:36 You have to scam your husband?
00:37 Yes.
00:38 I was driving back to my hometown this afternoon.
00:40 I fell asleep in the car.
00:42 He promised me he'd drive me back to my hometown.
00:44 Where's your hometown?
00:45 My hometown is in Johor.
00:46 Your husband's hometown?
00:47 Kelantan.
00:48 So, you have to scam him?
00:49 I'm in Kelantan now, not Johor.
00:52 You're going to file a report in KL from Kelantan?
00:55 Single?
00:56 Single?
00:57 Single?
00:58 Single?
00:59 Please take your report.
01:01 Yes, sir.
01:02 Please.
01:03 I've taken half of it.
01:04 This is a special officer for you.
01:06 He'll take your statement.
01:09 Ma'am, before that, I want to know...
01:11 ...how long have you been married?
01:13 I've been married for three years.
01:14 Three years?
01:15 So, when did you realise you were being scammed?
01:18 It's been three years.
01:19 I've never gone back to my hometown.
01:20 He's been scamming you for three years?
01:22 And you're still with that horrible husband?
01:25 Why is he your husband?
01:27 Is he scary?
01:28 I love him.
01:29 Love?
01:31 Excuse me.
01:32 Can I ask a question?
01:33 Sure.
01:34 What's your husband's name?
01:37 Daniel.
01:38 You can't use his name!
01:41 Don't ever use his name again!
01:43 Most of the people who come to the wedding...
01:46 ...say that Daniel's husband is a troublemaker.
01:48 Really?
01:49 He's a liar!
01:50 You can see how grateful his husband is.
01:53 I've taken half of it.
01:55 I want to file a report.
01:57 I'll change my name next time.
01:59 Where's your husband from?
02:02 He's from Kelantan.
02:04 Kelantan?
02:05 He's from Nantes.
02:08 Okay, I have a question.
02:11 What time does your husband come home late at night?
02:15 He's usually home at 2 am.
02:17 Your husband is like that?
02:18 If your husband is polygamous, do you allow it?
02:23 I know this one!
02:25 I think you should be honest.
02:27 I'm 100% sure that I don't allow it.
02:29 Why not?
02:31 I'm my husband!
02:33 I can't have any consequences.
02:34 Relax.
02:35 Just act.
02:37 Ask him who's at fault.
02:39 We have to report this.
02:41 Calm down.
02:42 He's angry.
02:43 He's reporting his anger.
02:45 Tesla's husband is not okay.
02:48 Is it because your husband likes to keep secrets from you?
02:55 I don't think so.
02:56 He's the one who should answer.
02:58 He's the one who should answer.
02:59 But, he's never been racist.
03:02 Is your husband a good person?
03:07 Yes.
03:08 How much does he get?
03:09 Around RM10,000.
03:10 Misali's wife gets RM10,000.
03:12 That's not how it works.
03:14 You're a wife of someone else.
03:15 You're just a good husband.
03:17 You're a good wife because you're trained at home.
03:20 What was the question?
03:23 I think you love your husband.
03:27 But, you don't like it when he scams you.
03:30 I've been scammed for three years.
03:32 I've been going back to my hometown for three years.
03:35 But, I've been to his hometown.
03:37 I'm not trying to scare you.
03:40 But, when your husband likes to go back to his hometown,...
03:43 ...maybe it's because he has an ex-girlfriend there.
03:46 You're trying to scare me.
03:48 You're doing this on purpose, right?
03:49 I'm just giving you an idea.
03:51 Or, like this.
03:52 Are you okay?
03:53 Why are you asking me if she's okay?
03:55 Why are you being so risky?
03:57 You can go back to your hometown.
03:58 We'll tell you when your husband wants to go back.
04:01 I have a question.
04:03 What's the difference between you and Banduan?
04:06 The difference between me and Banduan?
04:08 That's right.
04:09 Banduan made a mistake.
04:10 You made me fall in love.
04:12 Ma'am.
04:15 Ma'am, please remember your husband is in Kelantan.
04:18 Don't be mean to my staff.
04:20 Who's going to take me back to Singapore?
04:22 You can go back by yourself.
04:23 I'm single.
04:24 You said you wanted to take me back.
04:26 Sure, but we're in Kelantan.
04:28 Let's go back to Kelantan.
04:30 Be careful.
04:31 Don't do anything to her.
04:32 Please, I'm single.
04:33 Don't do anything to my wife.
04:35 Okay, ma'am.
04:36 I said, "Ma'am", not "Ma'am".
04:38 Okay, ma'am.
04:39 Please, ma'am.
04:40 I'm single.
04:42 That's my wife.
04:44 He's treating his wife.
04:46 That's what I'm saying.
04:48 Sometimes, there's a conflict in a marriage.
04:52 The water doesn't change the beach.
04:56 There's a conflict.
04:58 Yes, and sometimes, it's okay to get a divorce.
05:00 Hey, woman!
05:02 Do you think you're a man?
05:03 Do you want to fight?
05:04 No.
05:06 Why did I say that?
05:07 If you want to fight, come here.
05:09 Do you want to pay for the fine?
05:10 We're closed. Come tomorrow.
05:12 [♪♪♪]
05:16 [♪♪♪]
05:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]