Aired (April 19, 2024): Ipinakita ni Vice Ganda kung paano dapat umaangkas ang jowa mo sa motor.
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Madlang Kapuso, join thve FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.
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00:00 How did you get him to court you?
00:02 In the last 2 years, what did you do?
00:04 What?
00:06 It's normal what guys do
00:08 when they court.
00:10 What is that?
00:12 When we were in Senior High,
00:14 we were in the same school.
00:16 We were classmates.
00:18 Did you bring him home?
00:20 I brought him to the river.
00:22 Even though your house is that far?
00:24 He didn't go home.
00:26 He had an apartment
00:28 in Lucena.
00:30 You had a jeep, a tricycle,
00:32 what did you drive?
00:34 Did you have a motorcycle?
00:36 Did you have a motorcycle?
00:38 Yes.
00:40 Where did you put it?
00:42 Behind me.
00:44 Behind you?
00:46 Did you know that his motorcycle
00:48 has a sidecar?
00:50 His motorcycle has a sidecar
00:52 inside.
00:54 What did you think?
00:56 It's hot in front
00:58 when you sit there.
01:00 It's not in front,
01:02 it's inside.
01:04 Or on the side.
01:06 Sometimes,
01:08 your boyfriend sits
01:10 in front of you.
01:12 He's sitting here.
01:14 It's heavy.
01:16 It's literally heavy.
01:18 It's dangerous when you sit there.
01:20 It's dangerous because
01:22 the woman is acting.
01:24 "I'm here."
01:26 "Where?"
01:28 "I'm here."
01:30 It's hard.
01:32 When you get off the motorcycle,
01:34 he's like,
01:36 "Let's go to your mom."
01:38 He's bleeding.
01:40 It's dangerous.
01:42 When he walks like that,
01:44 your son will be so angry.
01:46 He'll be like, "I'm here."
01:48 It's dangerous.
01:50 He did that for 2 years.
01:52 He's here for a day.
01:54 He's a MWF and a TTHS.
01:56 He's like a regular.
01:58 He's not like that.
02:00 He's like that.
02:02 Why don't you ask Kenneth?
02:04 "Kenneth, let's go."
02:06 No, Kenneth.
02:08 He's the crush of the town.
02:10 Let's go.
02:12 It's been 2 years.
02:16 That's why he's been here for 2 years.
02:20 You're like that, right?
02:22 When you walk like that.
02:24 That's what you did in "The Gods Must Be Crazy".
02:28 That's the movie.
02:30 Kenneth, who's writing the music?
02:34 Who's writing?
02:36 It's on his face.
02:38 He's a pussy.
02:40 Do you have love letters?
02:42 I give him love letters
02:44 when there's a special occasion.
02:48 Valentine's Day.
02:50 I give him love letters
02:52 when there's a special occasion.
02:54 What's special?
02:56 Valentine's Day.
02:58 Do you give him love letters
03:00 or just cards?
03:02 Love letters.
03:04 What do you write?
03:08 "Dear Kiany."
03:10 "Dear Charo."
03:12 What's the first line?
03:14 "My dear Kiany."
03:16 "My dear."
03:18 "I love you."
03:20 "I love you."
03:22 "I love you."
03:24 "I love you."
03:26 I love you.
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