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The Upshaws S05 Promo Trailer HD - The Upshaws Season 5

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00:00 No, no, God, no.
00:02 You know the rules.
00:03 You need a bra, no flip-flops.
00:05 Your toes look like they're throwing up gang signs.
00:07 And they're about to do a drive-by.
00:09 [music playing]
00:11 (SINGING) Uh, yo, baby, you got me feeling all right.
00:14 Benny, we're not turning away any more money.
00:17 You need to get certified to work on these electric cars.
00:20 This ain't a car.
00:22 This is an iPhone with wheels.
00:23 [laughter]
00:24 (SINGING) It's OK, it's OK.
00:26 So what am I looking at here?
00:27 None of mom's business.
00:29 Aaliyah has a boyfriend.
00:31 Shut up.
00:32 She would have told me that.
00:34 Look who I just met.
00:35 [laughter]
00:37 Are you sure Dad's still at work?
00:39 You call all the casinos and the hospitals
00:42 and the hospitals at the casino.
00:44 [laughter]
00:45 Nothing good comes from getting into people's business.
00:48 You better open that gym, Bernard.
00:50 I don't owe you shit.
00:52 You said I didn't need to worry about it.
00:54 Well, start worrying about it.
00:56 [laughter]
00:57 You're the only one here that think this is a bad idea.
01:00 I'm the only one here without a teardrop on my face.
01:02 [laughter]
01:04 Stop trying to fix stuff that ain't broke.
01:06 You want to fix something, fix breakfast.
01:07 Something is really wrong with you.
01:09 Your aunt is walking out the door.
01:10 [laughter]
01:13 You can't put your rib shack receipt
01:15 with the business expenses.
01:17 I've had enough IRS in my life.
01:19 What if I got you a number seven with a biscuit?
01:22 Now it's a business lunch.
01:23 [laughter]
01:25 (SINGING) Yeah, come on.
01:27 [thud]
01:28 [music playing]
01:31 [music playing]
01:34 [music playing]
01:37 [BLANK_AUDIO]