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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:03 Prepare to face my grueless justice!
00:06 Alright, boss fight!
00:08 [MUSIC]
00:16 Repeat, my plants.
00:17 [MUSIC]
00:27 Beat on the outsiders.
00:28 [MUSIC]
00:35 The earth has spoken!
00:36 [MUSIC]
00:50 Break through them!
00:51 Knew it!
00:53 Those thorns are rough. Use those jump hats!
00:55 [MUSIC]
00:59 Time to play me for fools, mortals! I pity you!
01:02 [MUSIC]
01:09 The earth roars with me!
01:10 [MUSIC]
01:26 Let's get them!
01:27 [MUSIC]
01:43 It's time to end this!
01:44 [MUSIC]
01:47 Ow!
01:48 Player one, all better now?
01:49 [MUSIC]
01:57 I've gotta lose, I've gotta lose!
02:00 Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
02:01 Shut up, badass! We're not done here! Not even close!
02:04 [MUSIC]
02:06 The planet is against you!
02:07 [MUSIC]
02:24 Your fate has been decided!
02:25 [MUSIC]
02:32 Ow!
02:32 [MUSIC]
02:36 The elves will not stand for this!
02:37 [MUSIC]
02:44 Ah!
02:44 [MUSIC]
02:50 Time is on the side of the elves!
02:51 [MUSIC]
02:58 Ah!
02:58 [MUSIC]
03:02 Ow!
03:02 [MUSIC]
03:07 The planet is against you!
03:09 [MUSIC]
03:12 Ow!
03:12 [MUSIC]
03:14 Ah!
03:15 [MUSIC]
03:18 Ah!
03:19 [MUSIC]
03:22 The earth roars with me!
03:23 [MUSIC]
03:30 I'll meet you on the outside!
03:31 [MUSIC]
03:41 The earth is spoken!
03:42 [MUSIC]
03:50 Ah!
03:51 [MUSIC]
03:52 Right there, kid!
03:53 [MUSIC]
04:00 Your fate has been decided!
04:01 [MUSIC]
04:02 Oh, player one!
04:03 [MUSIC]
04:04 That was close!
04:05 [MUSIC]
04:08 Ow!
04:09 [MUSIC]
04:16 Yes! Yes, I did it!
04:17 [MUSIC]
04:20 You know what, Kyle? I learned something today.
04:22 You're a little bitch.
04:24 Fuck you, Carmen.
04:25 [MUSIC]
04:26 New kid! You're no match for my Marshwalker powers!
04:29 So I'm just gonna have my friend Kenny kick your ass.
04:31 [MUSIC]
04:32 All right, new kid, take out Princess Kenny.
04:34 Don't let her kiss you, or you're totally gonna be pussy whipped.
04:37 [MUSIC]
04:43 Oh, shit!
04:44 Princess Kenny is working with stamps!
04:46 Uh-oh.
04:47 That charming son of a bitch is gonna try and stop us with her big titties and her sultry kisses.
04:51 I'm outta here!
04:52 [MUSIC]
05:19 If you ask me, her kissing powers are totally OP.
05:22 [MUSIC]
05:51 Whoa!
05:52 [MUSIC]
05:58 Oh, yeah!
05:59 [MUSIC]
06:01 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
06:04 [MUSIC]
06:07 Fuck!
06:08 [MUSIC]
06:09 Woo-hoo!
06:10 [MUSIC]
06:13 Right there, up for that!
06:14 [MUSIC]
06:21 Oh, no!
06:22 [MUSIC]
06:30 This doesn't make sense.
06:32 I completed the quest.
06:33 I used the dark matter!
06:34 [MUSIC]
06:37 Maybe I wasn't using enough.
06:38 [MUSIC]
06:45 Marshwalker Clerics, I call upon thee!
06:47 [MUSIC]
06:49 You... Sky Magma!
06:50 I'll settle this with my axe!
06:52 [MUSIC]
06:53 Just give up now, new kid!
06:54 Whirlwind Strike!
06:55 [MUSIC]
06:58 Ow!
06:59 [MUSIC]
07:02 Dodge this!
07:03 [MUSIC]
07:04 Fire!
07:04 We need some healers in here!
07:06 [MUSIC]
07:11 You wanna fight? I'll give you a fight.
07:13 [MUSIC]
07:15 Taste my...
07:16 Stan! Stan!
07:18 Hey, Stan!
07:19 Stan, thank God you're safe.
07:21 You don't know what it's like out there.
07:23 Everyone's going crazy fighting each other for toilet paper.
07:25 But I've been finding these treasure chests filled with it all over the place.
07:29 People are just leaving them in hidden but easily findable locations.
07:32 Can you believe that?
07:33 I also beat up Stotch and took his toilet paper, too.
07:36 We're gonna be rich, Stan!
07:38 Dad, not now. I have to defeat my enemies.
07:41 Enemies?
07:42 Well, wait, so if you lose, do they get to take our toilet paper?
07:45 I... I guess.
07:46 Yep, those are the rules.
07:48 Oh, shit.
07:49 No, they can't have our toilet paper!
07:51 Would a level 5 dad warrior be able to join in the middle of a class 10 base siege?
07:55 Well, uh, you know what? Sure.
07:57 What?!
07:58 [MUSIC]
08:00 I'll have to just beat you myself.
08:02 [MUSIC]
08:04 Fucking hell, bro.
08:05 [MUSIC]
08:10 Man, these kids are relentless, huh?
08:12 Stan, you have to sacrifice your life for the toilet paper.
08:16 I'll tell tales of your bravery.
08:18 Now, my son, fight to the end!
08:20 Fight for the 64 pack of extra soft from Costco!
08:24 With my axe in hand, I-- take this!
08:27 Ow!
08:28 [MUSIC]
08:29 Whoa, what is this thing?
08:30 Dad, can you please just, like, go back to the farm or something?
08:33 Great throw, son!
08:35 Dad!
08:36 [MUSIC]
08:37 You can pry this toilet paper from my cold, dead hands!
08:41 [MUSIC]
08:43 You're dead!
08:44 [MUSIC]
08:46 Strike!
08:47 [MUSIC]
08:48 You won't beat me, I won't let you!
08:50 You aren't leaving this playground alive!
08:52 [MUSIC]
08:56 Oh, whoa!
08:58 Ouch, taste my axe!
09:00 [MUSIC]
09:01 [LAUGHING]
09:02 [MUSIC]
09:07 Please, do whatever you want with Stan!
09:09 Just don't hurt the toilet paper!
09:11 I was gonna be rich!
09:12 [LAUGHING]
09:14 Stooge!
09:15 [MUSIC]
09:19 Come on, you must have known you were disposable.
09:22 And lucky for me, Mr. Hankey gave me some of his power.
09:25 And now, I can do this!
09:28 [MUSIC]
09:31 [GROWLING]
09:33 [MUSIC]
09:34 Awesome!
09:35 Doesn't it look just like me, you guys?
09:37 But we're both super buff.
09:38 Get 'em, giant me!
09:39 Screw you guys!
09:42 [MUSIC]
09:45 Oh, fuck yeah, go me!
09:47 [MUSIC]
09:48 You can't hit us!
09:49 [MUSIC]
09:54 Yeah, you like that?
09:55 [MUSIC]
09:57 [GROANING]
09:58 [MUSIC]
10:00 Suck on these meteors!
10:01 [MUSIC]
10:08 Just give up!
10:09 [MUSIC]
10:14 Other me totally got you!
10:16 [MUSIC]
10:18 [GROANING]
10:19 [MUSIC]
10:22 [LAUGHING]
10:24 [GROANING]
10:25 Balrog, defend me from these assholes!
10:28 [MUSIC]
10:30 [LAUGHING]
10:31 I'm so shit with, Player One!
10:32 Look at you healing everyone else all the time.
10:34 You'll get a niceness sticker.
10:36 [MUSIC]
10:41 [GROANING]
10:42 [MUSIC]
10:46 Eat snow, new kid!
10:47 [MUSIC]
10:54 [GROANING]
10:55 [MUSIC]
11:08 Stay down!
11:09 [MUSIC]
11:10 Meteor storm!
11:11 [MUSIC]
11:14 [GROANING]
11:15 [MUSIC]
11:17 Just try and get through this!
11:19 [MUSIC]
11:20 [GROANING]
11:21 [MUSIC]
11:22 Other me totally got you!
11:23 [MUSIC]
11:24 Oh, fuck yeah, go me!
11:26 [MUSIC]
11:31 [GROANING]
11:32 [MUSIC]
11:33 [GROANING]
11:34 [MUSIC]
11:35 Check this out, new kid!
11:36 [MUSIC]
11:41 Oh no, which one is the real Grand Wizard?
11:43 [MUSIC]
11:49 Burn, new kid!
11:50 [MUSIC]
12:05 Player one, that was close!
12:07 [MUSIC]
12:08 Do over is declared!
12:09 The other team rises from the dead!
12:11 [MUSIC]
12:12 Eat fireball!
12:13 [MUSIC]
12:42 [GROANING]
12:43 [MUSIC]
12:49 Wizard flame!
12:50 [MUSIC]
13:19 [MUSIC]
13:37 [GROANING]
13:38 God damn it, new kid, knock it off!
13:40 [MUSIC]
13:42 Shields up!
13:43 [MUSIC]
13:44 New kids, you have disobeyed the Grand Wizard!
13:46 And by the laws of Daron, I may dispose of you as I please!
13:50 [MUSIC]
13:54 Ooh, yes!
13:55 [MUSIC]
13:58 Yeah, you like that?
13:59 [MUSIC]
14:00 Ah, just give up!
14:02 [MUSIC]
14:03 Balrog, Shadow Clone technique!
14:05 [MUSIC]
14:09 Can you find me, new kid, can you?
14:11 [MUSIC]
14:18 Burn, new kid!
14:19 [MUSIC]
14:24 Damn it, new kid, now piss off!
14:26 [MUSIC]
14:27 [GROANING]
14:28 [MUSIC]
14:37 Eat snow, new kid!
14:38 [MUSIC]
14:39 Ooh, you can't hit us!
14:41 [MUSIC]
14:45 Ow!
14:46 [MUSIC]
14:48 Yes!
14:49 [MUSIC]
14:53 Bit!
14:54 Eat fireballs!
14:55 [MUSIC]
14:56 Ow!
14:57 [MUSIC]
14:59 Ha!
15:00 I summon meteor storm!
15:02 [MUSIC]
15:06 We totally kicked your ass!
15:08 [MUSIC]
15:13 Ooh!
15:14 Bubble shield, go!
15:16 [MUSIC]
15:18 Other me totally got you!
15:20 [MUSIC]
15:21 Burn, new kid!
15:23 [MUSIC]
15:25 Ah!
15:26 [MUSIC]
15:28 Whoa!
15:29 [MUSIC]
15:34 [GROANING]
15:36 [MUSIC]
15:40 No, I don't want to get scared, man!
15:43 [MUSIC]
15:46 What the hell?
15:47 What happened?
15:48 Where are we?
15:49 This is where they leave their offerings for the Great One.
15:51 Dark Christmas is upon us, and he has taken his final form.
15:56 The fuck are you talking about, final form?
15:58 I'm talking about Shai-Zahalut!
16:01 [MUSIC]
16:11 [MUSIC]
16:16 Oh, shit!
16:17 It's Mr. Hankey!
16:18 He's huge!
16:19 Thanks a lot, new kid.
16:20 This is all your fault.
16:21 What are we going to do?
16:22 There's only one way to deal with a bunch of shit.
16:24 Toilet paper!
16:25 Yeah, toilet paper!
16:26 There's a ton of it here!
16:27 Great!
16:28 We can use those cannons to shoot it at him.
16:30 Come on, let's go!
16:31 [MUSIC]
16:36 Behold, my true form!
16:39 [MUSIC]
16:42 I'm Mr. Hankey!
16:44 I can do anything!
16:45 [MUSIC]
16:51 Get him, Puppies!
16:52 [MUSIC]
16:56 Do not support Christmas, Hankey!
16:58 [MUSIC]
17:04 I've got something for you, Hankey!
17:06 The force of chaos lands here!
17:07 Hold on!
17:08 Does he have atomic gravity?
17:10 That's at least a level 12 atomic heat beam!
17:12 [MUSIC]
17:25 [ROAR]
17:27 [MUSIC]
17:48 Aim the cannon right at the worm!
17:50 [MUSIC]
17:57 Here comes your next prey!
17:59 [MUSIC]
18:13 Take this!
18:14 [MUSIC]
18:17 Oh, you're so excited!
18:18 [MUSIC]
18:21 [ROAR]
18:23 [MUSIC]
18:25 Inch, inch, you can't!
18:27 [MUSIC]
18:30 I'm Mr. Hankey!
18:31 I can do anything!
18:33 [MUSIC]
18:38 This is gonna hurt you, Puppies!
18:40 [MUSIC]
18:54 Who wants some more Christmas magic?
18:56 [MUSIC]
19:01 It's working!
19:02 Keep firing at him, New Kid!
19:03 [MUSIC]
19:08 That's not a tickling, Hankey!
19:10 [MUSIC]
19:12 Innocent fire without teeth!
19:13 Find a packet and bring it there!
19:15 [MUSIC]
19:20 Merry Christmas!
19:22 [MUSIC]
19:31 I've got a present for you!
19:33 [MUSIC]
19:41 [MUMBLING]
19:43 [MUSIC]
19:46 Aim the cannon right at the worm!
19:48 [MUSIC]
19:50 [ROAR]
19:52 [MUSIC]
19:55 [ROAR]
19:57 [MUSIC]
20:00 [MUMBLING]
20:02 [MUSIC]
20:04 Who wants some more Christmas magic?
20:06 [MUSIC]
20:12 It's coming out the front!
20:14 [MUSIC]
20:15 [ROAR]
20:17 [MUSIC]
20:28 Take this!
20:29 [MUSIC]
20:33 [ROAR]
20:35 [MUSIC]
20:37 [MUMBLING]
20:39 [MUSIC]
20:50 I'm gonna do something real quick!
20:52 [MUSIC]
20:54 How about this?
20:55 [MUSIC]
20:57 [MUMBLING]
20:59 [MUSIC]
21:05 Merry Christmas!
21:07 [MUSIC]
21:21 Here it comes!
21:23 [MUSIC]
21:26 [ROAR]
21:28 [MUSIC]