• 9 months ago
In his third Netflix original comedy special, Neal Brennan is feeling pretty great and he’s ready to let you know why. True to form, Neal brings his fresh point of view to hilarious topics ranging from crypto and millionaire mindsets, to his ever-evolving views on mental health and relationships.

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00:00 - What's up, guys?
00:02 I'm on social media a lot.
00:04 And I was dating a model.
00:06 I was following a model.
00:08 And, um, listen to me.
00:10 The sun is basically the cops for white people.
00:14 Following us around everywhere we go,
00:16 fucking with us 'cause of the color of our skin,
00:18 killing our cousins for no reason.
00:20 And then when I tell my black friends
00:22 that the sun killed my cousin, they're like,
00:24 "Well, what was he wearing?"
00:26 Some of the greatest things that have ever happened on Earth
00:28 were created by psychopaths and drug addicts.
00:31 - Ah! - Like Sigmund Freud.
00:33 Open cocaine.
00:35 By the way, most of Freud's books should be called this.
00:37 Maybe the cocaine talk.
00:38 Yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:39 And I want everyone to have great mental health.
00:41 - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:43 - But not athletes.
00:44 You know what I call an athlete with good mental health?
00:46 An assistant coach is what I call him.
00:49 [laughter]
00:50 You better stick to landing, you little bitch.
00:53 [laughter]
00:56 [music fades]
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