Check out the hilarious 'Always the Husband' clip from Season 6 Episode 5 of CBS' comedy hit, The Neighborhood, brought to you by creator Jim Reynolds. Featuring the talented cast: Cedric the Entertainer, Max Greenfield, Tichina Arnold and Beth Behrs. Don't miss out on the laughs - stream The Neighborhood Season 6 on Paramount+!
The Neighborhood Cast:
Cedric the Entertainer, Max Greenfield, Sheaun McKinney, Marcel Spears, Hank Greenspan, Tichina Arnold and Beth Behrs
Stream The Neighborhood Season 6 now on Paramount+!
The Neighborhood Cast:
Cedric the Entertainer, Max Greenfield, Sheaun McKinney, Marcel Spears, Hank Greenspan, Tichina Arnold and Beth Behrs
Stream The Neighborhood Season 6 now on Paramount+!
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:01 - What detectives found in the trunk
00:03 may have looked like hamburger,
00:05 but it wasn't even from a cow.
00:07 (audience laughing)
00:08 - It's a body.
00:08 (audience laughing)
00:09 Everybody knows it's a body.
00:11 (audience laughing)
00:12 Nobody puts loose meat in a trunk.
00:14 (audience laughing)
00:17 - Hey Calvin, we just wanted to stop in
00:19 and see how you're feeling.
00:20 - Oh, you know, I'm a little sore.
00:23 - Oh, are you watching Murder on Trial?
00:25 I love this show.
00:26 I bet you think it's the husband.
00:28 - Of course it's the husband.
00:29 - It's always the husband.
00:30 - Nope, it's the deacon.
00:32 - I should've known you couldn't trust
00:34 no deacon in leather pants.
00:35 (audience laughing)
00:37 - Calvin, it's time you take a break from this TV
00:40 and start to take in the wonders of nature.
00:42 Might I suggest bird watching?
00:45 - You may not.
00:46 (audience laughing)
00:47 I like my birds dead, breaded, and with a biscuit.
00:50 (audience laughing)
00:51 - Which you will not be having.
00:54 You heard what the doctor said.
00:55 You gotta cut down on the sodium while you're on these meds.
00:58 - Oh yeah, and sodium's in everything.
00:59 You know what, let me go to the kitchen
01:00 and clear out all the salty snacks.
01:02 (imitates farting)
01:03 (audience laughing)
01:05 - Go, go.
01:06 - All right. - Go, go.
01:07 - Hey.
01:08 - Thank you, Dave, but Calvin's got it.
01:11 He's gonna be eating leafy greens
01:13 while I'm getting my hair done
01:14 and staying off that leg, right Calvin?
01:16 - Yes, babe.
01:17 - All right, take care, Calvin.
01:18 - Yeah, if you need me, I'm just a phone call away.
01:21 - All right, Calvin, don't forget,
01:24 they're delivering our new towel warmer.
01:26 - I know.
01:27 - You have to sign for it.
01:28 - Yes, you told me.
01:29 (audience laughing)
01:30 - Do you have a pen?
01:32 - Babe, I'm sure the delivery man will have a pen.
01:35 - Mm-mm, see, that's the kind of assumption
01:38 that will lead me to not getting my towel warmer.
01:40 (audience laughing)
01:42 Here's a black and a blue pen.
01:44 (audience laughing)
01:45 Bye, sweetie.
01:46 - Coming up after murder on trial,
01:50 it's dead in Wyoming, followed by an all new stab.
01:55 (audience laughing)
01:56 - How can there be this much murder?
01:58 (audience laughing)
01:59 I mean, soon enough,
02:00 there won't be anybody left alive to watch these shows.
02:03 (audience laughing)
02:06 (dramatic music)
02:09 (dramatic music)
02:11 [BLANK_AUDIO]