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00:00 I was thinking that one's energy would have been down with fasting.
00:05 You guys talked about a lamp.
00:08 You talked about it in the last segment.
00:10 I was thinking during the break.
00:11 Where do you get such things from?
00:14 You are sitting here and thinking. - Yes.
00:17 We go home and think who is this guy?
00:20 "Listen to the voice of your heart."
00:25 "Don't go to fly the fan."
00:28 Who is it? Where is he?
00:29 The customer is here. He will fix it.
00:31 He doesn't even complete the ARY.
00:34 He is fixing the fan.
00:35 Look at his one fan. - Where?
00:37 He has given it to his grandma. She is fixing it.
00:40 Sir, I have a fan of yours.
00:43 Who are you?
00:47 I am a poor man. I am a laborer.
00:50 I have paid Rs. 1.25 lakhs for electricity.
00:53 Oh my God!
00:54 It is so old.
00:56 No, sir.
00:57 Sir, I can't pay you so much. I am selling household items.
01:00 I am impressed by your words.
01:02 You don't sell anything.
01:04 We will help you. We will pay you.
01:06 Why will you help me?
01:07 I am not a drug addict. I am a drunkard.
01:09 If someone buys something from me, I will take the money.
01:11 I am a selfless man.
01:12 How much will you sell this fan for?
01:14 I bought it for Rs. 70,000.
01:17 What? - Rs. 70,000?
01:18 Yes, sir. - First, the AC.
01:20 Sir, I bought it for Rs. 70,000.
01:23 I am paying Rs. 2,000.
01:25 Okay. You are selling it for Rs. 2,000.
01:27 Yes, sir. - I am not even ready to sacrifice it.
01:30 Listen, Rs. 1,500.
01:31 We want to help him. - Yes.
01:33 Let's not be emotional. - Yes.
01:35 Give us this fan for Rs. 2,000.
01:37 Thank you very much, sir.
01:38 Producer, give him Rs. 2,000.
01:41 He is coming out. What is your name?
01:42 Salim.
01:44 Tell me your full name.
01:46 Sir, Agha Salim.
01:48 Sir, I have come from Ukhada, Malamultan.
01:51 Ukhada, Malamultan.
01:54 Okay. You do one thing.
01:56 Go and take Rs. 2,000.
01:57 Sir, bless me.
01:58 At least, leave the fan.
02:00 Sir, I am bringing it. Wait a minute.
02:01 Hey, the fan.. - I am bringing it.
02:03 Sir, he sold it. He will pack it and bring it.
02:04 Producer, take the fan from him.
02:06 Sir, I am an honest man. I have brought it.
02:08 How much? - What is this?
02:09 This is the one. - Give me.
02:10 I will give you the fan.
02:12 Then go.
02:14 Go, then.
02:16 No, don't sell it. You have many other fans.
02:18 You have many other fans.
02:20 I think he will give us the fan.
02:22 He won't give us that one.
02:24 Okay.
02:26 He knows about the old things.
02:28 Sir, if you want to help, then help.
02:32 Don't take advantage of a helpless man's helplessness.
02:35 No, we didn't even think of that.
02:37 God forgive us.
02:38 Okay, then take the fan.
02:39 Okay, take it.
02:41 He will take it after some time.
02:42 He will take it after the kids leave.
02:44 We have taken Rs. 2,000. We will take this fan.
02:48 Keep it here. - Sir, I..
02:49 Go. You are happy. - Sir, bless me.
02:51 Look, we have helped.
02:52 We are getting a lot of bills.
02:54 We are poor people.
02:55 Anyway, it is a blessed month.
02:56 Sir, I am a helpless man.
02:58 I am selling the things I have.
03:01 He is selling all the things he has.
03:03 He is helpless.
03:04 Sir, what did you get?
03:07 Sir, I got this for Rs. 70,000.
03:08 Give me Rs. 2,000.
03:10 We bought that for Rs. 2,000.
03:12 Don't take advantage of a helpless man's helplessness.
03:14 We don't take advantage.
03:16 Give us this for Rs. 2,000.
03:18 Sir, thank you.
03:19 Thank you very much.
03:19 Haroon, what has happened to you?
03:21 Producer, give us Rs. 4,000.
03:23 It is the month of Ramadan.
03:24 No, sir. There is no problem.
03:26 Sir, we are helpless people.
03:27 What will we do with the kids?
03:29 We won't even have electricity at home.
03:30 We will give you the money.
03:32 Go and give this to the kids.
03:34 Sir, pray that God gives us a child.
03:37 Hey, the photo of grandma has been clicked.
03:39 How much will you give, Gudiya?
03:43 Sir, I got this for Rs. 70,000.
03:44 Give me Rs. 2,000.
03:46 You are..
03:47 He is a big man.
03:48 He is sitting with Rs. 70,000 in his hands.
03:51 Remove your hair from his face.
03:52 I am getting confused.
03:53 He is Mr. Aala Farada.
03:54 Don't make fun of a helpless man.
03:58 I want to buy it.
03:59 No, Gudiya. Give it to me.
04:00 Let me buy one.
04:01 Sir, thank you.
04:02 How much are you giving?
04:03 Rs. 2,000.
04:04 Okay, Rs. 2,000.
04:04 Haroon, what has happened to you?
04:06 One second.
04:07 You have worked for Rs. 6,000.
04:08 Sir, thank you very much.
04:09 God has blessed me.
04:11 No problem.
04:12 People are helpless.
04:15 They go to many places.
04:16 How much will I buy?
04:18 Rs. 70,000.
04:19 No, Rs. 60,000.
04:21 Why did you buy this?
04:23 Why?
04:24 To massage my grandma's head.
04:25 Sir, who massages with sandalwood syrup?
04:29 This is sandalwood.
04:30 Then it will be like this.
04:31 Sir, buy it.
04:34 Don't take advantage of a helpless man.
04:36 You will sell this for Rs. 2,000.
04:37 No.
04:38 Rs. 1,800.
04:39 Plus Rs. 100 for GST and Rs. 100 for super tax.
04:43 Are you mad?
04:43 You have already looted Rs. 6,000.
04:45 I have already looted?
04:48 Who has ever been robbed by a poor man?
04:51 A poor man has always been robbed.
04:54 He has always been robbed.
04:56 I pity you.
04:58 Don't pity me.
04:59 I am not a drunkard.
05:01 Then why did you buy this?
05:05 Tell me something.
05:08 What do you do?
05:09 Sir, I massage ears at the station.
05:11 Okay, he massages ears.
05:13 Yes.
05:13 He says that he also massages shoulders.
05:16 No.
05:18 He sits at the station and massages ears.
05:19 And this is the house of infection.
05:21 Yes.
05:22 He has made small spoons and tools made of iron.
05:25 Yes, he holds his ears and sits like he is playing the radio.
05:28 He thinks he is playing the keys of his ears.
05:33 He also talks in his ears which is not audible.
05:36 But sir, he has a lot of experience.
05:40 He says that he will do this for a minute and then he wraps it.
05:44 Sir, he also puts oil on his ears which is not audible.
05:48 And he also mixes it with the mouth.
05:50 I have never been there so I won't get so much experience.
05:55 What?
05:57 I always go to ENT.
05:58 Sir, he also gives.
06:00 Okay.
06:01 He has made a big spoon of iron.
06:04 Sir, he gives injections.
06:07 He makes the people of Mirzai run in the gutter.
06:10 And he also puts oil in the mouth which is a big mistake.
06:14 Has anyone ever made his ears clean?
06:16 I have done it, sir.
06:18 He puts so much pressure in his ears
06:22 that he sometimes feels that he has brought your thoughts out.
06:24 But sir, the reason he cleans his ears.. - Yes.
06:27 The reason he does it.. - It's fun.
06:29 I mean..
06:30 Okay.
06:32 No, nothing.
06:33 Nothing.
06:34 Forgive me for my mistake.
06:36 Nothing.
06:38 Sir, I will..
06:39 Do you want to help a helpless person or not?
06:42 I will help you.
06:45 What? - I will clean your ears.
06:46 How do you clean your ears?
06:48 I will clean your ears.
06:49 That's why I have brought ear cleaner.
06:54 Take it. Shall I go?
06:57 Go. - Go.
06:58 Go.
06:59 Okay.
07:01 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
07:03 You spend Rs. 8000.
07:06 Yes. - Shall I give you Rs. 10,000?
07:08 I love you. - Okay, Rs. 10,000.
07:10 Give him Rs. 10,000.
07:11 You can take things if you want.
07:13 No, sir. I don't earn money. I don't want anything.
07:15 Thank you. - Okay.
07:17 He is a selfish man. - Yes.
07:18 Tell me something.
07:19 Finally, he is out of his mind.
07:22 I had my father's last memory.
07:25 Hey! - What?
07:26 Are you the son of Sultan Dacoit?
07:28 No.
07:30 He is my mother's son.
07:32 Hey!
07:32 What is this? You have brought a stone.
07:35 Sir, I am not here to rob. I am here to sell.
07:37 I am not a loaded person.
07:39 I have bought so many things.
07:41 How many? - Yes.
07:42 How many? - I have sold them for Rs. 70,000.
07:44 You don't know how many I have sold.
07:46 No one in your family is worth Rs. 70,000.
07:48 He is Sultan Dacoit and the other one is Shobana Dacoit.
07:52 Yes.
07:53 These are my parents' memories.
07:55 They were thieves and robbers.
07:57 These are plastic.
07:59 I am surprised that he has kept his toys so safely.
08:05 I will give you Rs. 500.
08:07 Rs. 500. - He knew that he will be successful.
08:12 He has given so many toys to his son.
08:15 Sir, my parents' memories are more expensive than Rs. 500.
08:18 Okay, give it to him.
08:20 Mr. Arun, what is wrong with you?
08:22 Sir, it is plastic.
08:25 He has gone to Goga. - Okay.
08:27 He said that he will serve you.
08:29 What can I do when I am helpless?
08:34 Oh, God!
08:36 Sir, I am selling these toys for Rs. 1000.
08:39 Mobile too. - I can't buy them.
08:41 Tell me one thing.
08:42 Are you selling these toys to sell us?
08:45 Sir, are you buying these toys for Rs. 1000?
08:48 Yes, I am. - Sir, I don't have..
08:50 Was this cell phone inside?
08:52 It is mine, sir.
08:54 Thank you very much.
08:55 Give him Rs. 1000 more.
08:56 I think Mr. Arun has sold all his toys.
08:59 He is buying them now.
09:00 What can a person do when he is helpless?
09:04 Hey, you! Come here.
09:06 Why? - I have lost my money.
09:08 This is not that.
09:09 This is a fire extinguisher, sir.
09:12 It extinguishes fire.
09:13 I thought it was a ventilator.
09:16 No, he has bought it with gas.
09:19 I don't know how much I have bought.
09:21 Rs. 70,000. - Yes.
09:23 How much will you save? - I will give you Rs. 2000.
09:26 Sir, who are you?
09:28 What is this?
09:30 Jeep, right?
09:31 This doesn't look like a royal place.
09:33 No, it should be in houses.
09:34 It is there in houses.
09:35 All the buildings have cylinders.
09:38 If all the people die, will you keep cylinders in this house?
09:41 No one dies. This is not our house.
09:44 We don't have any relatives.
09:45 Who are you?
09:47 I am his wife.
09:48 What is the real matter?
09:50 The real matter is that we are well-off people.
09:52 We eat and drink well.
09:54 This is our house.
09:56 He is selling household items.
09:58 Mr. Arun, don't feel bad if anyone is here.
10:00 Really? - Yes.
10:01 I have brought some from your office.
10:03 Sir, whose show is this?
10:05 It is our show.
10:07 Yes, it is our stuff.
10:08 Mr. Arun, he is drunk. He is intoxicated.
10:13 He is intoxicated? - Yes.
10:14 He is so drunk.
10:15 He is a desi.
10:17 (laughing)